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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @graysonhollifield7063
    @graysonhollifield7063 Год назад +3479

    “I don’t consent”
    And then my mom slapped me across the face

    • @tkps
      @tkps Год назад +20

      For me it was good old 'clip around the ear 'ole'.

    • @Lulu-Walker
      @Lulu-Walker Год назад +13

      Lol! Old school style 😅👌🏼

    • @mahisathsarani5678
      @mahisathsarani5678 Год назад +8

      I got caned in the mean time.

    • @jarahharris6403
      @jarahharris6403 Год назад +16

      I tell my kids "ok don't eat but when you're hungry, whether in ten minutes or ten hours the leftovers are in the fridge. Did I mention I'm making pancakes in the mornin? Man, sure hope your previous meal is finished in time for you to be hungry enough for those! " supper is usually eaten on time 🤣

    • @creepy-kitty
      @creepy-kitty Год назад +4

      Did you just call that non gender specific individual mom how dare you
      Jk🤣

  • @rock.arrrght
    @rock.arrrght Год назад +1699

    even in 2040 if i talked to my mom like that i would be 6ft deep 💀

    • @thecatholicnextdoor3058
      @thecatholicnextdoor3058 Год назад +16

      Me too😭 😭😂😂😂😂

    • @yasemins1313
      @yasemins1313 Год назад +1

      I love your mom.

    • @rock.arrrght
      @rock.arrrght Год назад +15

      @@yasemins1313 whoooooooooah 👀👀

    • @unaki6229
      @unaki6229 Год назад

      Nah bro, I think your mom would be 6ft deep before she reaches you 💀

    • @acj1212
      @acj1212 Год назад +15

      My mom will turn into hulk 💀💀💀

  • @Koko_woko
    @Koko_woko Год назад +46605

    Solution: don't give them social media, train them to be polite an respectful. Thank me later

    • @sybylo
      @sybylo Год назад +2260

      Train?? Maybe...educate? Children are not dogs

    • @DQ_Mine
      @DQ_Mine Год назад +2

      Yeah. Keep them stupid.

    • @Decade332
      @Decade332 Год назад +627

      @@sybylo dogs, children, they are all the same, but children are much more smarter, rather than smelly ass dogs.

    • @ricardobr1493
      @ricardobr1493 Год назад +86

      Thank you, mario steve

    • @ricardobr1493
      @ricardobr1493 Год назад +275

      @@Decade332 *loads shotgun with malicious intent*

  • @livinoffchances9
    @livinoffchances9 Год назад +529

    Oh my… this world won’t be able to get anything done if every conversation is going to be like that.

    • @mikesmith7620
      @mikesmith7620 Год назад +12

      So true. Look at how at many things our elders have done to the point what we should be thankful for because of where we're sitting today. We would still be cavemen if everybody communicated through a challenging manner due to sensitivity and a lot of these rules. And what's weighting a lot in terms of importance towards our elders is history. Our elders didn't even think about that these rules are important, nor is a life and death emergency. The generation are just fighting back with their elder as if they know everything about the world despite how much effort they've gone through for their time up to having children, and beyond. These mere words will never matter, why? We are born naked and will die naked. Life and time is just so precious.

    • @fernandogalveziv6065
      @fernandogalveziv6065 Год назад +5

      It’s already happening now 😅 i think it’s more on the pride. Some just don’t know how to let it go, and they just want to win all the time. It’s pretty sad

    • @AlexDanielDashDuXavior-my7gp
      @AlexDanielDashDuXavior-my7gp 11 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah! I think social media can be used for good, but the things this video shows are so true and are the reason why I don't use Twitter. When parents have no authority at all over their children and their children can act however, they want to without any regard to how the people surrounding them feel, things start to get concerning. There are bad parents out there yes, but there are also many good parents out there too.

    • @AlexDanielDashDuXavior-my7gp
      @AlexDanielDashDuXavior-my7gp 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@fernandogalveziv6065 I hate to say it, but you are absolutely right. I see this mostly in trans people, but in a few standard internet and Twitter trolls as well. They do what they want without any regard to science or how the people around them feel. Half of these people don't even understand what the original point of gender and the terms boy and girl were, but nevertheless, definitions change and so do the minds of people on how they think of things.
      I left the internet long ago, only coming back to it quite recently. I should probably leave the internet again; the modern internet is just too much for me.

    • @dhwiiakenebjdidism
      @dhwiiakenebjdidism 8 месяцев назад

      It's not tho good lord

  • @hamstersandwich9917
    @hamstersandwich9917 Год назад +3899

    When you realise that 2040 is only 18 years away: 💀 💀 💀

    • @SpiralingOceanWhirlpool4729
      @SpiralingOceanWhirlpool4729 Год назад +74

      That means the kids who were born this are either a young adult at 18 by law or 17 years old by then. 18 years from this moment

    • @thirstygogeta4746
      @thirstygogeta4746 Год назад +48

      I'll would be in my late 30s by then good God and if I have kids by then I'm sure as hell not raising them to be like this. I hope no one else will but we can only hope

    • @kialuvsyoo
      @kialuvsyoo Год назад +10

      oh holy marbles

    • @Grace-ms7un
      @Grace-ms7un Год назад +9

      I'm gonna be so old

    • @komlat253
      @komlat253 Год назад

      Omg stop .gross

  • @Fujoshiatheart
    @Fujoshiatheart Год назад +11377

    My decision to be childfree is turning golden.

    • @foodislove.
      @foodislove. Год назад +114

      I know right

    • @squidlytv
      @squidlytv Год назад +49

      Don't accept social security checks then.

    • @gryla5290
      @gryla5290 Год назад +28

      Name checks out

    • @aria672
      @aria672 Год назад +13

      Fr

    • @LucasFernandez-fk8se
      @LucasFernandez-fk8se Год назад +1

      You people are the reason society is running out of people. Your ass better not be taking any damn social security since you didn’t help birth anyone for that pyramid scheme program

  • @mums_to3s751
    @mums_to3s751 Год назад +6869

    this is literally hell

    • @tadaokou4919
      @tadaokou4919 Год назад +226

      And we live in it

    • @smokable69420
      @smokable69420 Год назад

      florida detroit and ohio is hell this is satan

    • @veronicahartz
      @veronicahartz Год назад +87

      its gen z
      300th coment

    • @themilkbox5439
      @themilkbox5439 Год назад +40

      trust me u don't wanna live in 2040

    • @kyleknapp6029
      @kyleknapp6029 Год назад +91

      ​@@veronicahartz I talk to gen z and I've never seen them do this

  • @wantabangchan
    @wantabangchan Год назад +661

    it's official, my kids aren't having phones
    Edit: I would like to clarify that I mean smart phones, like an iPhone or Android. If my kids are out getting jobs, or at friends houses, before 18, I would like them to have a way to contact me immediately if necessary through a device, but that doesn't mean a smart phone.

    • @fjhxkkljhjh7121
      @fjhxkkljhjh7121 Год назад +7

      Same

    • @knifebladeplayz3670
      @knifebladeplayz3670 Год назад +20

      It not phones that made it like this, it’s the parenting

    • @wantabangchan
      @wantabangchan Год назад +29

      @@knifebladeplayz3670 of course, but I still don't think a child (younger than 13,14) should have a phone

    • @mikesmith7620
      @mikesmith7620 Год назад +10

      @@knifebladeplayz3670 Well yes but a lot of kids are fighting back against their parent for not respecting their term of service anymore. The phone doesn't matter because eventually they'll be going to school and get brainwashed by someone else. Because once your own kid is brainwashed by someone and the next time you try to have a talk with them, they'll be like "I hate you!", "I don't want to talk to you!" "you're very rude", "I don't believe you", etc...etc

    • @knifebladeplayz3670
      @knifebladeplayz3670 Год назад +2

      @@mikesmith7620 it depends on what they say, who knows, they could be simply having a bad day

  • @zigzagzebra8519
    @zigzagzebra8519 Год назад +651

    " please dont tweet about this"
    "i already did"
    "well it looks like my career is over"
    twitter in a nutshell

  • @straight_up_geek_
    @straight_up_geek_ Год назад +596

    Me at 22 questioning even more whether I should have kids😂

    • @missgrim4646
      @missgrim4646 Год назад +14

      It's more of how the parents raise their kids. Lol and you're still young you have time to decide what you want in life. 😊

    • @FascioH
      @FascioH Год назад +11

      It's not necessarily the year or generation they're born in, this sort of behavior would likely come from having parents that don't discipline their kids at all and allow them unrestricted access to social media, and if you do have kids, please for the love of god don't give them access to websites like twitter, instagram and snapchat

    • @hmmmmmmmmm..
      @hmmmmmmmmm.. Год назад +3

      Yesss same like its not just the parenting, its also the influence of society that decides how your children will grow up so I don't even want kids anymore

    • @joartuk
      @joartuk Год назад +6

      31 and made my decision: no way

    • @missgrim4646
      @missgrim4646 Год назад

      @@hmmmmmmmmm.. yes but has alot to do with parents raising their right or wrong even in this society and if they let them have access to social media and internet

  • @smm8943
    @smm8943 Год назад +850

    "Do you consent to dinner" "No"
    "THEN GO AHEAD AND STARVE"

    • @almudenagallego7739
      @almudenagallego7739 Год назад +34

      Love the Beauty and the Beast reference.

    • @melinastoutt9319
      @melinastoutt9319 Год назад +22

      I read this the beast voice and volume lol

    • @tormentorchick1755
      @tormentorchick1755 Год назад +8

      *GASP* "I'm SO triggered- you KNOW I've been struggling with an eating disorder- how DARE you!! Canceled!!"

    • @mergingbutterfly
      @mergingbutterfly Год назад

      @@tormentorchick1755
      I'm offended that you are offended I don't know why I'm offended but you're offensiveness offends me

    • @symongotschin5751
      @symongotschin5751 Год назад +1

      ​@@tormentorchick1755 uno reverse *grabs knife* your canceled

  • @chloekilian3177
    @chloekilian3177 Год назад +60

    Bro this just shows how messed up our generation is 😂😅

  • @Advaith259
    @Advaith259 Год назад +250

    “Sorry honey”
    Him: “that’s harassment”
    Her: “Please don’t tweet about this”
    Me: 💀

    • @skmgeek
      @skmgeek Год назад +8

      *him??? her???* what happened to non-binary offspring and non-gender-specific parent???

    • @Advaith259
      @Advaith259 Год назад +4

      @@skmgeek ye but idc looks female and male

    • @X1OMARAA_
      @X1OMARAA_ Год назад +1

      ​@@Advaith259 they were joking, but okay

  • @lordandsavior6726
    @lordandsavior6726 Год назад +1788

    "hold on, did you just say you love me? Are you assuming that I am a physical entity? That's matterist "

  • @bendyexpert1239
    @bendyexpert1239 Год назад +3978

    *mom comes into room*
    “Did I consent for you to come into my room? That’s harassment, get out.”
    Edit: y’all pls stop arguing in the replies this was just a silly joke.

    • @juststardust9816
      @juststardust9816 Год назад +67

      Ngl, no matter who you are, please knock

    • @calsela
      @calsela Год назад +52

      mom : Did I consent for you to come into my HOUSE? That's harassment, get out"

    • @fireairborne4048
      @fireairborne4048 Год назад +15

      mom grabs a hanger

    • @snowypuppys5624
      @snowypuppys5624 Год назад +6

      I'm going to tempt that might get my funeral ready now before I do so though

    • @AuroraEAustralis
      @AuroraEAustralis Год назад +10

      My mom would’ve yeeted you out. She can always make more 😂

  • @Oddleyme
    @Oddleyme Год назад +71

    Not going to lie that's how it feels already.

  • @Loves_Bands_And_Haikyu
    @Loves_Bands_And_Haikyu Год назад +1144

    I'm a Gen Z and if I do turn out to be a mom in the future aint no way in hell I'm going to parent like this lol

    • @thistlemist7064
      @thistlemist7064 Год назад +27

      Same dude same

    • @A_TP
      @A_TP Год назад +36

      Same, i would just move to a desolate place and have no devices if that is the inly way to stop this

    • @kyleknapp6029
      @kyleknapp6029 Год назад +1

      They're stereotyping gen z it's all fake, only gullibles believe this crap

    • @marso9740
      @marso9740 Год назад +26

      Ikr, u gotta be respectful and responsible or ur getting a whacking,

    • @butterfly_skies
      @butterfly_skies Год назад +31

      exactly- if my child refuses dinner and acts this rude they gettin a whoopin.

  • @R-us-h
    @R-us-h Год назад +4426

    “I love you 😘 you don’t have to say it back!”
    “I’m not going to.” 💀
    Edit: not to be that guy but
    This like count is crazy

    • @meowself1315
      @meowself1315 Год назад +17

      "I'm not going to." Thats me

    • @hoodwink4233
      @hoodwink4233 Год назад +8

      @@meowself1315 same

    • @kristenjustkristen9462
      @kristenjustkristen9462 Год назад

      @@meowself1315 Till both your parents die and there's no one else on this planet (or any other planet) who give 2 frucks about you ....
      Like literally not one single human.
      Same for you hoodwink. Yall gone cry hard when it's no one

    • @Akxiaa
      @Akxiaa Год назад +4

      HEY I MADE THIS 2.7K IT WAS 2.6K BEFORE-

    • @casswilliams2055
      @casswilliams2055 Год назад +7

      You’ve become the guy. Sorry to have to tell you.

  • @Nixxori
    @Nixxori Год назад +2429

    more than half of my generation doesn't even wanna become parents including me😭

    • @the.bored.artist5446
      @the.bored.artist5446 Год назад +86

      Yep this clearly wasnt written by someone who would actually be a parent 20 years from now lmao

    • @kaurov4411
      @kaurov4411 Год назад +20

      That’s sad

    • @noth9617
      @noth9617 Год назад +30

      Someone’s gotta be. Otherwise there will be nobody to bust their arses looking after y’all when you’re old and demented living in homes.

    • @kawaiionee-chan9557
      @kawaiionee-chan9557 Год назад +27

      @Day I agree- this ain’t a great generation to start

    • @woodybrotherwrestling
      @woodybrotherwrestling Год назад +3

      I missed the part where you should even comment this

  • @Russian-government1st
    @Russian-government1st 8 месяцев назад +27

    Bro took "I know the future" to a whole new level💀

  • @Silver96
    @Silver96 Год назад +164

    Straight to foster home.I don't need a kid anymore😂.

  • @Light-sg7tk
    @Light-sg7tk Год назад +1974

    “Im offended that you knocked after coming in”

    • @jmarch_503
      @jmarch_503 Год назад +5

      Well I mean

    • @bopply2616
      @bopply2616 Год назад +8

      That's not even a 2040 thing

    • @SupremeGGstacker
      @SupremeGGstacker Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣☠️😭☠️😭☠️😭

    • @ShadowDancer1000
      @ShadowDancer1000 Год назад +3

      “I’m offended that I’m offended.”

    • @funveeable
      @funveeable Год назад +1

      Asian parent: this is my house and how dare you be offended.
      Pulls out belt for spanking.

  • @DOROTHY_MCGUIRESON
    @DOROTHY_MCGUIRESON Год назад +348

    "Did you just call me 'Honey'?"
    Does it matter, Mustard?

  • @jennybreed4738
    @jennybreed4738 Год назад +37

    "Im not sure if im triggered by that or offended." Im triggered.

  • @Enverxity
    @Enverxity Год назад +468

    The “my feelings are more important than our physical well being” is every Karen ever😂

    • @iop313
      @iop313 Год назад +7

      Or just say
      POV: Gen Z (I feel sad to be part of this Gen) what we feel this what we are and not we are outside

    • @Ka1_TheGuy
      @Ka1_TheGuy Год назад

      @@iop313 fax

    • @iop313
      @iop313 Год назад

      @@Ka1_TheGuy fax in a witch way?
      Is this F up or no this is cool?

    • @ino1349
      @ino1349 Год назад

      😂 There not all like this... trust me I have a couple.... but it always insulted me when my father whom was my BFF used to advise if I didn’t want problems don’t have kids. Now that I am older and experienced... Well not that insulted anymore 😂 😜

  • @user-pm4wy1zj4m
    @user-pm4wy1zj4m 2 года назад +1975

    so true

    • @simple-brawlstars
      @simple-brawlstars Год назад +7

      416 likes and no comments??? I'll change that

    • @Hideyokids13
      @Hideyokids13 Год назад +12

      @@simple-brawlstars pls. . . . no. . . . . more. . . . .

    • @eddiechandler4018
      @eddiechandler4018 Год назад +16

      no, no it isn't

    • @hdajq892ey7
      @hdajq892ey7 Год назад +7

      ​@@zzthelazy351 but that never happens in real life? how is it true I dnt get it

    • @zzthelazy351
      @zzthelazy351 Год назад +1

      @@hdajq892ey7 Man, guess you’ve never met them. I met these kind of people in real life but a little less dramatic ones.

  • @scraps4728
    @scraps4728 Год назад +1581

    "Father I cannot touch the book, I hate my wife" energy emanates from this video

    • @ji_my2190
      @ji_my2190 Год назад +3

      what?

    • @scraps4728
      @scraps4728 Год назад +71

      @@ji_my2190 boomer humour pretty much

    • @ZeroTheFianceeToSal
      @ZeroTheFianceeToSal Год назад +1

      Ew

    • @TheRPGNerd
      @TheRPGNerd Год назад +122

      "kids these days with their GENDER PRONOUNS and their BASIC HUMAN RESPECT" ok let's get you back to bed grandpa

    • @ZeroTheFianceeToSal
      @ZeroTheFianceeToSal Год назад

      @@TheRPGNerd "basic human respect" you mean shubbing your pronouns down peoples throats, including your sexuality...waving it around like a fucking trophy as if having a mental illness that kills people is something fun to have? Id love to see what youd do if you have cancer. Youre not only as bad as a christian...you base your entire personality around your sexuality as if thats all you fucking have..its sad and pathetic....and you fuckers treat people like absolute shit if they arent like you in any way. Youre beyond a snowflake kiddo, go back to elementary

  • @-ITZ_WILLOW-
    @-ITZ_WILLOW- 9 месяцев назад +19

    *”That’s harassment”* got me dying laughing 💀

  • @kassiebug.
    @kassiebug. Год назад +1196

    this shit is going to be my thirteenth reason

    • @reagraves0516
      @reagraves0516 Год назад +15

      Omfg this is my favorite comment ever 😂😂😂

    • @lilin_we
      @lilin_we Год назад +10

      i get the joke and hope you arent trying to agree with this kiddy pool man, edgy "humor" is really outdated

    • @julliustanguilan9688
      @julliustanguilan9688 Год назад +4

      👁👄👁?

    • @robinanimates5856
      @robinanimates5856 Год назад +2

      real

    • @rayyabrownwright1
      @rayyabrownwright1 Год назад +3

      I wish I knew what this is referencing because I feel like I agree.

  • @tmiyc
    @tmiyc Год назад +36

    How aliens think we interact with each other 💀

  • @wrathc53
    @wrathc53 Год назад +2154

    I like how the older gen really think this is going to happen or it is happening 😂.
    Like people following dangerous skincare recipes they saw on RUclips.

    • @annaevavezda9757
      @annaevavezda9757 Год назад +60

      you can only speak for yourself, you can’t say for sure about other people, especially not the next gen because you never know

    • @clyde9216
      @clyde9216 Год назад +128

      Ikr
      Like this is never gonna happen lmao

    • @libbyclydesdale1164
      @libbyclydesdale1164 Год назад +153

      It’s already like this… and I’m a fucking liberal

    • @clyde9216
      @clyde9216 Год назад +51

      @@libbyclydesdale1164 the thing is
      It’ll never be EXACTLY like this
      I’ve never thought it’s been

    • @SF-zf1ik
      @SF-zf1ik Год назад +31

      @@libbyclydesdale1164 smartest liberal i ever met

  • @melly9037
    @melly9037 11 месяцев назад +42

    Scary how accurate this is 😂😂

  • @charliegirl0626
    @charliegirl0626 Год назад +522

    Sounds like family lawyers will have a lot more cases on their hands for children in care 😂

    • @KnightInAChest
      @KnightInAChest Год назад +3

      Perhaps I should reconsider my career options

    • @kidlitfanful
      @kidlitfanful Год назад +2

      Sounds like you don't know this is a completely made up scenario!

    • @iambutterpuppy1143
      @iambutterpuppy1143 Год назад

      Not at all, basic respect for your child doesn't turn into this extreme, and it enever will, because that's not how it fuckin works.
      Though there may be more cases of children reporting crimes from their parents such as neglect, molestation, abuse, and other such things. Wanting basic respect as a human doesn't turn into "oh I can't say anything anymore".
      If you call your 12 year old " a fucking useless brat who should go die" then there is a damn good reason you lost your custody rights, and it's not cuz the children are being "woke"

    • @charliegirl0626
      @charliegirl0626 Год назад +1

      @Free Mom Hugs of course I do...but what do you think the world will be like in x years when anyone can choose to identify as they wish. Maybe this made up scenario won't be that far off the reality that is becoming our world.

  • @Mari_Intothestaircase
    @Mari_Intothestaircase Год назад +456

    *Looks at the chancla.*
    “Perhaps I judged you too harshly.”

    • @naediggs4816
      @naediggs4816 Год назад +6

      Honestlyyyyyyy LOL, may be how I know I'm getting old lol

    • @ChiefChar
      @ChiefChar Год назад +11

      The Chancla is the savior of the new generation

    • @ankitaprakash3060
      @ankitaprakash3060 Год назад +1

      Lol 😂

    • @historyraven99
      @historyraven99 Год назад

      I know someone going through this right now. It's killing her and those kids suck. Period.

    • @Brook_55
      @Brook_55 Год назад

      I knew there would be a chancla somewhere

  • @Michi768
    @Michi768 Год назад +662

    The fact that this is so true 😭

    • @itscore6753
      @itscore6753 Год назад +38

      How is it so true, unless you're a time traveler?

    • @mavidoton162
      @mavidoton162 Год назад +44

      @@itscore6753 the way things are going on, it's not rocket science to predict what future generations gonna come out as

    • @tickledonions9483
      @tickledonions9483 Год назад +5

      @@itscore6753 social satire

    • @itscore6753
      @itscore6753 Год назад +8

      @@mavidoton162 True

    • @Michi768
      @Michi768 Год назад +11

      @@itscore6753 how do you know I’m not a time traveler 🤔

  • @tabithastewart2582
    @tabithastewart2582 Год назад +10

    Unfortunately, this is so accurate.

  • @-jellycan-8576
    @-jellycan-8576 Год назад +374

    This gives me major,
    "Father I cannot click book" and
    "I hate my wife" vibes ngl

  • @Blasted_Potato
    @Blasted_Potato Год назад +158

    “Oh my god, did you just call me honey?”
    That’s oh my god/goddess to you!!

    • @elijahcaine2107
      @elijahcaine2107 Год назад +8

      FYI it’s oh my God/goddess/higher power/ nothing/ spaghetti monster.

    • @Blasted_Potato
      @Blasted_Potato Год назад +3

      @@elijahcaine2107 Oh yes, I am so terribly sorry

    • @a.g.2562
      @a.g.2562 Год назад

      ​@@Blasted_Potato you should, I am going to report you for that.

    • @breej49
      @breej49 Год назад

      Better alternative: deity
      Refers to a higher power without being gender conformative

  • @adamcr2595
    @adamcr2595 Год назад +509

    “Think 20 times before you speak” is a 🔥 line

  • @AuraDiamonds
    @AuraDiamonds Год назад +8

    I'm from the future and I can confirm this to be true.

  • @Vik_Leviathan
    @Vik_Leviathan Год назад +802

    I like that knocking already entering the room is still a thing in this chaotic scenario
    Some annoying things never change hum

    • @Sir_Rat6225
      @Sir_Rat6225 Год назад +7

      whenever someone enter my room they knock and immediately open the door- istg it’s so annoying 😭

    • @timothycaudill9039
      @timothycaudill9039 Год назад +4

      I don’t have a door. I sleep in a 5 by 20 square foot room.

    • @Vik_Leviathan
      @Vik_Leviathan Год назад

      @@timothycaudill9039 f

    • @shermaljones5561
      @shermaljones5561 Год назад

      so before anythung happens youre already triggered.

    • @Vik_Leviathan
      @Vik_Leviathan Год назад +1

      @@shermaljones5561 yes

  • @aijalisa1527
    @aijalisa1527 Год назад +88

    “I don’t “
    “Well… good luck not eating for two days”

    • @Juauka
      @Juauka Год назад +3

      Starving your children as punishment is considered criminal neglect of your ward, and fall under the classification of child abuse, and is punishable by 5 years to life in prison.

  • @thesweetestteas.4534
    @thesweetestteas.4534 Год назад +414

    I'm a Southern auntie everyone is hunny sugar sweetie and that's the way it's going to stay! I'm too old to change, deal with it 😂😂😂

    • @organicrobot6425
      @organicrobot6425 Год назад +28

      Your desire to continue calling people honey‚sugar‚etc is completely reasonable in of itself however the fundamental reason behind it is flawed.
      You should be wanting to continue using it because it's completely f****** fine and there's nothing wrong with it not because you're old and stubborn being old and stubborn is a bad thing stop glorifying it.
      Sincerely somebody who also likes occasionally using the word honey and would rather not have the defense of it be associated with fundamentally flawed ideology

    • @Mello-208
      @Mello-208 Год назад +27

      ​@@organicrobot6425 dude chill

    • @organicrobot6425
      @organicrobot6425 Год назад +2

      @@Mello-208 no thank you but thanks for offering

    • @jtom2958
      @jtom2958 Год назад +12

      @@organicrobot6425 wow… you read into this

    • @organicrobot6425
      @organicrobot6425 Год назад +5

      @@jtom2958 I just don't like people following up something reasonable with something stupid because it makes the reasonable thing look stupid.
      You know kind of like 2 + 2 = 4 because that's how I count the magic genies up my ass (bad analogy just roll with it)
      If it was something less fundamental and obvious then one of the world's most basic math equations the latter statement would put the prior statement in question when it doesn't need to be (I know the honey thing is also relatively obvious but not to the kind of people who need to be told that saying honey isn't the equivalent of murdering their dog so point stands)
      I don't know... it's a style of debate only done by people who think they can just give any Dollar store dumpster reason for their beliefs because "we're correct and we already won so what's the point in trying" not realizing that the correct people who are winning in history don't historically do that and it's simply fundamentally brain dead to do so.

  • @imkatanaman
    @imkatanaman Год назад +447

    damn you managed to somehow change me from a perfect mood into a pissed off state where I may or may not want to ever smile again

    • @arket-7160
      @arket-7160 Год назад +50

      you're kind of proving the guys point. also if a youtube short does this to you, you might have a problem

    • @catw0095
      @catw0095 Год назад +13

      Arket- I believe this is what people call, sarcasm…

    • @Lulu-Walker
      @Lulu-Walker Год назад +17

      @@catw0095 well we all hope it’s sarcasm, in today’s world you never know.

    • @kaorukomoeta9089
      @kaorukomoeta9089 Год назад

      Sweety, you should probably go seek some help if that's your reaction to a short video lmao

    • @chattzypanicz
      @chattzypanicz Год назад +5

      @@arket-7160 Ikr bro it’s not like they were making a joke like not at ALL 😂 (I’m being sarcastic just incase you couldn’t tell)

  • @Akinsa2023
    @Akinsa2023 Год назад +784

    I swear if the world becomes this sensitive

    • @julliustanguilan9688
      @julliustanguilan9688 Год назад +11

      Whats wrong with being "Sensitive", and what do you mean by sensetive.
      Please watch the vids carefully and reconsider their facial expression 😛😛

    • @RacingPepe
      @RacingPepe Год назад +62

      I feel like it already is, at least online. Real life seems to catch on though.

    • @vincentkurushimi7975
      @vincentkurushimi7975 Год назад +1

      it really is .. I got banned from an LGBT support group cus I said I'm "poly" and they responded angrily insulting my looks, harassing my page and blowing up my dms and screaming at me that I'm racist and have "taken away a word for Polynesian people", made a huge post addressing it tagging everyone banning the word poly, and banned me when I said it was stupid. humans have never been more stupid than they are right now

    • @Dlo-89
      @Dlo-89 Год назад +15

      Its not even the world its just the united state thats lole that

    • @Dlo-89
      @Dlo-89 Год назад +6

      This world is already like this let me reprase that its not the world its the united sates of America

  • @bababoi8255
    @bababoi8255 Год назад +897

    “Hey non binary offspring”
    “Hey non gender specific parent”
    💀I’m dying💀
    Edit:HOLY MACARONI 904 LIKES MOM GET THE CAMERA!

    • @racetoruin7201
      @racetoruin7201 Год назад +6

      Hey "name"
      Hey parent

    • @n.ami1505
      @n.ami1505 Год назад +11

      I would laugh if the joke wasn't painfully accurate 😬

    • @Ka1_TheGuy
      @Ka1_TheGuy Год назад +9

      This is why earth most likely won’t make it to 2100

    • @racetoruin7201
      @racetoruin7201 Год назад +6

      @@Ka1_TheGuy
      or maybe global warming.
      People misinterperating very simple ideas might add to it yes but yknow

    • @nickgilroy470
      @nickgilroy470 Год назад +5

      ​@@n.ami1505 yeah we are so fucked 😂

  • @denadean8301
    @denadean8301 Год назад +94

    “My feelings are more important than…” bruh

  • @thekatsukisimpyoutubechann5387
    @thekatsukisimpyoutubechann5387 Год назад +124

    Bro’s so irritated for nothing 💀💀💀

    • @midnight3075
      @midnight3075 Год назад

      How?

    • @beast6213
      @beast6213 Год назад

      He's a teenager, of course he's irritated. A lot of adults are irritated too.

    • @thekatsukisimpyoutubechann5387
      @thekatsukisimpyoutubechann5387 Год назад +7

      @@midnight3075 He literally made fun of having no specific gender, made fun of parents being kind towards their kids, made fun of consenting, and literally none of these are supposed to concern him in the slightest way. Like- What’s the purpose of this video? Many people would proclaim that he was merely trying to be hilarious and make people laugh, but making fun of positive things like parents being nice towards their kids mustn’t be something to joke about. And he still has nothing to be irritated about, these are just positive things that appear due to this change of society we’re facing. He is literally overreacting to things like having no specific gender and kids’ feelings. Almost no child would act like how he portrayed “children with modern parents” in this video merely because of society’s changes and having a modern parent, unless the kid was retarded. He’s confusing spoiling one’s child with having respect towards one’s child, and that alone is an adequate reason for me to think that he’s either extremely irritated for nothing or that he grew up in an unhealthy household.

    • @thekatsukisimpyoutubechann5387
      @thekatsukisimpyoutubechann5387 Год назад +1

      @@beast6213 Unfortunately, they are. 🕳🚶🏻‍♀

    • @sydneykasahararuns
      @sydneykasahararuns Год назад +3

      @@thekatsukisimpyoutubechann5387 It's meant to be a joke..... because a lot of people are coming out, mostly in the Gen Z generation, which in 2040 who will most likely be adults with children. as a gen z I find this incredibly funny and true, and you would also agree if you're in the middle of high school.

  • @abisxfave
    @abisxfave Год назад +9

    ''hmm..lets make the most unfunny video ever''
    ''finally did it!''
    this video is it

    • @ihonestlydontcare1158
      @ihonestlydontcare1158 Год назад +1

      “Mum why am I depressed, have bad hygiene, have no friends, do bad in school and have unrealistic views”.

    • @alteabellerose
      @alteabellerose Год назад +2

      ​@@ihonestlydontcare1158 Son, why are you telling me about your problems in a RUclips comment section. 👵

    • @ihonestlydontcare1158
      @ihonestlydontcare1158 Год назад

      @@alteabellerose that is a quote from user “hearts44abi

  • @international_icon
    @international_icon Год назад +805

    “Hey non-binary off spring”
    “Hey non gender specific parent”
    Basically 2022
    Edit: can we stop with the war In the replies 😭

    • @idkwhattoputhere5541
      @idkwhattoputhere5541 Год назад +74

      im non-binary, and my parents say this to me, but i either say parent, mother, or father

    • @RottingDarling
      @RottingDarling Год назад +93

      I can’t tell if ur trying to be transphobic or not ☠️

    • @international_icon
      @international_icon Год назад +47

      @@RottingDarling no I’m not but I see what you mean 🗿

    • @RottingDarling
      @RottingDarling Год назад +24

      @@international_icon thx for clarifying my dude

    • @ifykyk679
      @ifykyk679 Год назад +56

      @@RottingDarling that's true tho. That pronoun shit has taken over.

  • @joshua29979
    @joshua29979 Год назад +34

    This is exactly right. Their feeling are more important than anybody health and well being!

    • @Burnt_Xvixx
      @Burnt_Xvixx Год назад +4

      Pls tell me ur joking..- i cant tell-

    • @joshua29979
      @joshua29979 Год назад +4

      @@Burnt_Xvixx I am absolutely joking.

    • @Burnt_Xvixx
      @Burnt_Xvixx Год назад

      @@joshua29979 oh ok-

  • @-katherinesversion-
    @-katherinesversion- Год назад +5

    this is why kids under 10 don’t need social media. Shit gets in their head.

    • @t.f.r287
      @t.f.r287 8 месяцев назад

      make it 18 years. No need to deal with a deranged teen.

    • @Water-On-Top
      @Water-On-Top 7 месяцев назад

      More like under 13

    • @-katherinesversion-
      @-katherinesversion- 7 месяцев назад

      @@Water-On-Top yeah thats fair too

  • @bubbatools6701
    @bubbatools6701 Год назад +47

    I care more about my feelings than our entire wellbeings, bruh I swear younger siblings like this too

    • @peytonlm_0380
      @peytonlm_0380 Год назад

      As the youngest sibling, I care more about my sister than I do myself :)

  • @Sleepy_Victor
    @Sleepy_Victor Год назад +336

    Bro dead ass the internet raised me bad I’ve seen people get harassed for the longest time over tiny things. I haven’t been one of those people but seeing that from a young age (and being a people pleaser rlly didn’t help) I’m now terrified of saying anything Irl and online bc I’m afraid someone is going to get upset about it and then I have a whole bunch of drama for no reason

    • @ricardobr1493
      @ricardobr1493 Год назад +11

      OMG DID U JUST STAT OPINION!? I GON CANCEU U!!1!1!1!!!1!1!111!1!1!!1

    • @GreyPunkWolf
      @GreyPunkWolf Год назад +8

      Exactly. Just be like that old man's interview where he says "I agree with you" to everyone that tries to be mad at him until they're really mad and call him an idiot, which he agrees to then people always leave him alone because why would you invest energy in someone that doesn't respond to it ?
      Well he said it in the context of domestic harassment as a man to a woman, wouldn't advise doing this as a vulnerable person confronted with a potential assault.
      But that's how I deal with it. Just nod, smile and say yes. Eventually people just move on.

    • @cap1913
      @cap1913 Год назад

      Well, the internet and the real world are different, since most people, who dwell all their lives on the internet are Morons

    • @easypeasylemonsqueezy816
      @easypeasylemonsqueezy816 Год назад +3

      Once, I was a people pleaser too because I wanted to be closer to people and fit in but I don't do that anymore

    • @GreyPunkWolf
      @GreyPunkWolf Год назад +2

      @@easypeasylemonsqueezy816 There's nothing wrong with taking pride, joy and fulfillment in pleasing or helping people though.
      As long as you first learn how to please and help yourself. That can be a challenge, and ironically you probably will need someone just like you who takes pride and joy in helping others, but who has their own stuff under control.
      Extremes are always toxic. You shouldn't forget yourself by helping others. Self care doesn't mean selfishness.

  • @blyat5352
    @blyat5352 Год назад +3

    This is gold 💀

  • @notaboomertree4141
    @notaboomertree4141 Год назад +6

    who seriously genuinely watches this and thinks it's funny and thinks it's so funny they think they should show their friends

  • @Apatheory
    @Apatheory Год назад +1190

    If twitter users had children

    • @Mr.Bombastic384
      @Mr.Bombastic384 Год назад +1

      💀

    • @Shtuff.
      @Shtuff. Год назад

      They're already reproducing like bacteria inside our bodies!

    • @12newangels
      @12newangels Год назад

      true... 727 likes lol

    • @usslittle3555
      @usslittle3555 Год назад

      That would imply they get laid

    • @Apatheory
      @Apatheory Год назад

      @@usslittle3555 fair point

  • @nobodyinparticular3328
    @nobodyinparticular3328 Год назад +6

    Yep because as real human beings with any semblance of communication skill they wouldn't have discussed what they prefer to be addressed as. Or that anything about this is how humans interact in any capacity. Love making fun of consent though. Real cute 🙄

  • @RAyWilliAmJ0hnson5353
    @RAyWilliAmJ0hnson5353 Год назад +9

    This is when you know our generation fkd up 💀

    • @NakiReii
      @NakiReii 9 месяцев назад +3

      Fr tho I thought there were only 2 genders 😭. Now there’s like 18+ 💀

    • @dhwiiakenebjdidism
      @dhwiiakenebjdidism 8 месяцев назад

      You know that no one actually talks like this right? Ppl who are lgbt plus don't even talk like this. Mabye if you put the phone down..

    • @e.ashton
      @e.ashton 6 месяцев назад

      @@NakiReiiREALL 💀 2 genders turned into ones that you never knew existed

  • @mehwhatever695
    @mehwhatever695 Год назад +356

    “Duh. I did not consent of having you talking back to me like this either, I’m also tweeting this”

  • @shanelogan630
    @shanelogan630 Год назад +303

    I feel like this is literally where it’s going

    • @Crazinator
      @Crazinator Год назад +9

      I hate to say this but I think that's where it's going and I'm scared

    • @julliustanguilan9688
      @julliustanguilan9688 Год назад +6

      👁👄👁 scared?¨
      Literally you guys are in social media and you guys are scared for them to be like you?

    • @leopardpawiceclan5435
      @leopardpawiceclan5435 Год назад

      it is..

    • @vincentkurushimi7975
      @vincentkurushimi7975 Год назад +2

      it is. it's rediculous.

    • @Crazinator
      @Crazinator Год назад +1

      @@julliustanguilan9688 tf are u talking about I don't even act like those ppl in the video not to mention I don't even use social media often because I have life

  • @dulcmaryam
    @dulcmaryam 2 года назад +336

    Do more of this

  • @Your_fav_Lana__
    @Your_fav_Lana__ 2 месяца назад +1

    “ it doesn’t matter bc my feelings are more important than a living human being” so true

  • @gavindalton2238
    @gavindalton2238 Год назад +91

    Hilarious and original bit, even funnier the 10 billionth time

    • @MarieGoldBrand
      @MarieGoldBrand Год назад +17

      Listen they only have like 10 jokes we should let them have this

  • @CaliforniaColeman
    @CaliforniaColeman Год назад +27

    That "my feelings are more important than..." is legit some truth, sadly

    • @picapauhip8577
      @picapauhip8577 Год назад

      only narcissists are like that, most people still care about other human beings well being

  • @iwantmykidsback1600
    @iwantmykidsback1600 Год назад +6

    ⚠️TW: this video contains breathing⚠️

  • @SparkUnited2
    @SparkUnited2 Год назад +2

    "please do not tweet that,"....
    ArE yOu SuRe 'BoUt ThAt!!! 😂

  • @idklol4543
    @idklol4543 Год назад +16

    The older generation actually thinking this is happening is sending me

    • @FascioH
      @FascioH Год назад +3

      As a gen z, I think this is happening, slowly, but it is

    • @skmgeek
      @skmgeek Год назад +8

      @@FascioH yeahhh no

    • @naaavy3571
      @naaavy3571 Год назад +1

      They thought rock n roll and disco would destroy society. Personally I'm more worried about atomic bombs and war then how Gen Z gonna be in the future.

    • @lm1534my
      @lm1534my Год назад

      @sleepy devil it definitely is

  • @KozmoCraft
    @KozmoCraft Год назад +33

    We where worried about the AI taking over.... We are becoming the AI..

    • @Tanya_V
      @Tanya_V Год назад +1

      That is so true lol gender free society

  • @sohlkec
    @sohlkec Год назад +172

    I'm all for exclusivity and feeling validated. But I'd kick my kid in the face if I couldn't breathe in my own living room unbothered 😂😂💀

  • @08lunaluna
    @08lunaluna Год назад +3

    This is awesome!!!! And your acting skills too!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩

    • @YIPPEE21
      @YIPPEE21 Год назад

      There is literally no acting 💀

  • @natalina8593
    @natalina8593 Год назад +6

    Some of these things aren’t necessarily bad just exaggerated which is not how society works now and it probably won’t turn to this drastically

    • @painpokebeys
      @painpokebeys Год назад

      Yeah. Majority will stay similar to how it is now maybe with a bit different social norms

    • @missgrim4646
      @missgrim4646 Год назад

      It's actually sad that kids are being brought up like this in a similar way.

  • @GraceOlivia-Isy
    @GraceOlivia-Isy Год назад +128

    When they say "love you dont sau that backk" then the son saying "i wont" got me laughing

    • @scaryninja292
      @scaryninja292 Год назад

      But it’s not a son bc they are a nonbinary offspring… lol

    • @yaboialebo4717
      @yaboialebo4717 Год назад

      *the nonbinary offspring *hahhahah

  • @lilinsulatorchick9665
    @lilinsulatorchick9665 Год назад +99

    How do you make the absolute best versions of every single trend I come across?? 😂 you're a special person lol thank you

  • @R0tten_Do11y
    @R0tten_Do11y Год назад +37

    If this is how life is gonna be in the next 30 years then my bloodline is gonna end with me. 😊

    • @AlexDanielDashDuXavior-my7gp
      @AlexDanielDashDuXavior-my7gp 11 месяцев назад

      Same. I don't want to willingly do the deed ever; I don't want to bring a kid into this miserable cruel world. I became pro-abortion not because of Twitter anti-responsibility reasons, but because I don't think any baby should have to be born in this evil terrible world that we are all suffering in.

    • @t.f.r287
      @t.f.r287 8 месяцев назад

      @@AlexDanielDashDuXavior-my7gp true. It is better to bring a child when your life as a parent is stable and settled orelse, they would suffer like those unfortunate kids in Somalia and other war torn countries.

  • @mackenziez9597
    @mackenziez9597 Год назад +358

    You look like the personification of not getting over the death of vine

  • @TheAbyssOfYT
    @TheAbyssOfYT Год назад +113

    "Hey non gender specific parent" had me rolling 💀

  • @victororozco6263
    @victororozco6263 Год назад +38

    If I had to talk like this to MY children in the future…I’m flying myself to the sun.

  • @Catinthecosmos155
    @Catinthecosmos155 Год назад +3

    As someone who is a non-binary teen, we are not like this lol. The only reason my parents ask if they can hug or touch me is because I’m nerodivergant and have trauma so physical touch without consent can send me into a panic attack

    • @justarandomchannel8088
      @justarandomchannel8088 8 месяцев назад +1

      good gawd its your damn fam hugging you..not a serial killer or something.. grow up

    • @Catinthecosmos155
      @Catinthecosmos155 8 месяцев назад

      @@justarandomchannel8088 ok and? They are my family and I love them but sometimes I don’t want to be touched. Being hugged by anyone makes me feel trapped and restricted, my body goes into fight or flight due to trauma. Nobody not even my family has the RIGHT to touching my body without my permission

    • @Catinthecosmos155
      @Catinthecosmos155 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Skinner0527 yes! People are gross lol

  • @Melbeezo
    @Melbeezo Год назад +770

    Bro you got the whole squad laughing 😐😐😐😐

  • @thatsplatcat861
    @thatsplatcat861 Год назад +5

    You realise that people like this are like 1% of the population, also...no way this man made fun of consent that's not cool

    • @gummygrenade
      @gummygrenade Год назад

      Less than. There’s like five people ever who talk like this. He’s an idiot.

  • @dizzylizzy_369
    @dizzylizzy_369 Год назад +11

    This is hauntingly accurate.

    • @SirLunkanBOI
      @SirLunkanBOI Год назад +2

      Stop the 🧢 you have never met someone like this in real life

    • @dizzylizzy_369
      @dizzylizzy_369 Год назад

      Honey what rock do you live under...?

  • @whink411
    @whink411 8 месяцев назад +3

    Its happening already 💀💀💀💀

  • @killuazoldyck7442
    @killuazoldyck7442 Год назад +61

    Lmaooo meanwhile there's me if I ever become a parent: "dude, take out the trash"
    "DID YOU JUST CALL ME DUDE"
    "yeah I call everyone dude, keep up."

  • @itssarahbeth
    @itssarahbeth Год назад +567

    I love how 20 years later the mom is still wearing a towel on her head 😆

  • @struckpanda9284
    @struckpanda9284 Год назад +5

    Honestly this is truly where we’re heading which is so sad. Let’s not let this happen!

  • @tiajazz1153
    @tiajazz1153 Год назад +30

    Dude if everyone ever become like this I will loose faith in humanity coz omg it would be such a sad annoying life to live 😭💀 especially for someone like me who rarely thinks before I speak 😅

    • @ilikechoccymilk5605
      @ilikechoccymilk5605 Год назад +1

      I don't even think once before I speak sometimes. It's bad.

    • @koppanyhorvath1875
      @koppanyhorvath1875 Год назад +1

      you had faith in humanity still? good for you i guess

    • @tiajazz1153
      @tiajazz1153 Год назад

      @@ilikechoccymilk5605 yeah I get you it can literally come out before I’ve even processed what I was thinking 😭

  • @mckenzieevans8511
    @mckenzieevans8511 Год назад +60

    “That’s Harassment” 💀😂

  • @BOTB_RBLX
    @BOTB_RBLX Год назад +30

    Alternate title: "Twitter irl"

  • @tinapitts6222
    @tinapitts6222 11 месяцев назад +1

    He wouldn’t be living in my house anymore 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yailineeshelman3218
    @yailineeshelman3218 Год назад +23

    God that was exhausting...the Joys of having a 80s/90s childhood makes me so appreciative of living during that time!

    • @astrociousgaming6232
      @astrociousgaming6232 Год назад +2

      I live in 2010's, so good not become a gen Z(the weird kind of Gen Z)

  • @Lib2369
    @Lib2369 Год назад +21

    This is gold

    • @Dulaman107
      @Dulaman107 Год назад +2

      More like gold painted plastic

  • @919._.earthling
    @919._.earthling Год назад +6

    One day this guy will be funny, hopefully

  • @Andr3G908
    @Andr3G908 Год назад +5

    How to prevent this
    Step 1 don't give your kid a phone.
    If you do get them a phone don't let them install twitter.

    • @ChickenDoodleSoup-
      @ChickenDoodleSoup- 7 месяцев назад

      I’ll get them a phone but I’m not letting them get any social media except RUclips and maybe TikTok

  • @d1cqrry
    @d1cqrry Год назад +109

    If my kid does something like this it ain’t finna slide it don’t matter what year it is

    • @jadendiaz3615
      @jadendiaz3615 Год назад +3

      Same I don't give zero sh*ts I would have been beaten if I said some of these things to my Mom or Dad so ya that ain't gonna fly with me.

    • @vai_quinn7949
      @vai_quinn7949 Год назад

      😂😂😂kid, say hello to your ancestors on the other side. Imma beat the life i gave you outta you.
      You're still from my body anyways and why should abortion end with just a foetus right?😏🤣🤣

    • @rrabiya.zz006.
      @rrabiya.zz006. Год назад

      Sameee

    • @k71r
      @k71r Год назад

      same im not having a nonbinary kid

    • @FascioH
      @FascioH Год назад

      amen

  • @Setca_GD
    @Setca_GD Год назад +13

    If this happens… I am moving out of the solar system and starting a new species where people are not going to be like this

  • @Miss_Leperchaun317
    @Miss_Leperchaun317 Год назад +269

    I feel like it's more going to be the "You're giving me attitude? Child you don't know the kids I had to deal with in school."

  • @Ladycrafty6
    @Ladycrafty6 Год назад +1

    Parenting now! 😂😂😂

  • @ezelamanko6779
    @ezelamanko6779 Год назад +32

    Mom- “how many times are you-“
    Me- “yes in every language”

  • @darktealglasses
    @darktealglasses Год назад +51

    "Non gender specific parent" 😂