I love how "I REALLY wish I could help you." is apperently martian for "I could absolutely solve everything, but you're a dick so I'm just gonna watch."
Remember that time flash went back in time? Yeah, pretty sure paying Flash to go back in time to bring Bruce’s parent to him counts as buying his dead parents. Sure it creates an alternate messed up timeline, but all Batman has to do is pay Flash enough money that he can ignore his guilty conscience.
Red X : UndeadHumor why have you stopped using AI voices ? UndeadHumor : I wish I could help you Red X. Red X : Can't you use them again ? UndeadHumor : I really wish I could help you.
This made my day. Stoked to have it all in one go. This is up there with some of the best abridged series. No joke. Top tier shitposting goodness. Kudos.
To this day it still bothers me how dirty they did John Stewart in the show. Imagine being with your girlfriend for a long time and then some random nga just appears, and saying he and your girl were a couple in past life and then uses that memory to get yo girl to have the same fate and she leaves you and chooses him despite choosing her own destiny to be with John
And leaves coal in Darkseid's stocking which infuriates Darkseid because he can't stop Santa from getting into his palace on Apokolips no matter what security measures he puts in place. Also, Batman has known about Santa for a while and has kept said information from Superman who is a HUGE fan.
This is what i call a real talent, whoever created this abridged. Not only it is funny but entertaining as well. If i wanna waste my time on youtube than i prefer to waste it on something i find funny and entertaining. Carry on bro.
@@LegendaryDarkKnight602Invincible (the character from the show with the same name) has met Batman already actually, and I mean actual batman, not legally-distinct batman
MM continuing to waffle off his list of broken powers while Bruce and Clark banter was a top tier joke, only topped by Bruce being immediately nonconsensually penetrated
0:24 - "What color do I look?" I really, Really expected the answer to be, "Uh, 'Green & Black'." 2:55 - "Willy Wonka may have a chocolate river but i have a bat shaped car and it wasnt made on the backs of slaves." What a brutal takedown of Willy Wonka by the Batman -the man rich enough to hold his own against Lex Luthor, who's supposedly got wealth not derived from anything involving slavery in the last 200 years. 3:06 - "While Richie Rich is counting his pocket change, I'm counting the zeroes in my net worth." Flash: "Same!" Batman: "I have *numbers* before the zeroes." Flash: *angry screeching noises* Batman: "-And while Scrooge McDuck is hoarding coins, I'm investing in the future, and the future is roast duck with orange sauce and bat-shaped veggies." I could go on and on, but there are so many quotable amusing rants and turns of phrase in this wonderfully immense folly. Thanks, creator!
Why yes that's true Saint Nicholas taught Batman The Art of breaking into people's houses without anyone noticing and the krampus taught him the art of kidnapping children and grooming them to your every want and desire
I was going to look for all these videos but I was put into a never ending loop of the links put at the ends of the videos. So this works out! Thank you!
Still Prefer the ai voices since it’s literally the voices of the characters except side characters since they all would sound like Elden ring characters which is funny
- You don't look green
- What color do I look?
- Please, continue
we watched the video
@@bewtnewt And now we quote it, cause it was funny
W ratio@@tobiasmogensen8820
@@bewtnewtDoes that make you stronger than Superman?
he should have said brown
I love how Martian Manhunter lists his powers in the first episode only to proceed to never use any of those powers in the rest of the episodes.
leave the martian alone, he just isn't in the mood to use them!
I wish I could help you
@@joaquinmtz1027i really wish i could help you
He can literally become a dragon. But only in fortnite.
I agree bro is dead man
I love how "I REALLY wish I could help you." is apperently martian for "I could absolutely solve everything, but you're a dick so I'm just gonna watch."
Very piccolo of him
No, it is very much american for "The writing is to good to let me use my powers"
Batman: I'm so rich I own my own website. It's called Only Bats.
He can buy mars😂
I would buy his only bats
Why would I give a wealthy man money?
“How did a whole planet of these things nearly go extinct” is such a good point
It's more common than you think.
In mars's case, it was probably the cast system and racism.
@@אורוידןפלד-י3קBut India's still here.
Because plot of course
No, because they really wished to do something
“I find your lack of bats disturbing, you’re fired”. Lol 😂.
Hawk Girl, we're trying to keep things "PG" around here. Could you not brutally murder people.
Hawk Girl: No.
Superman: You're fired.
Time to rewatch the whole journey of Man, Soupman, The, Woman, Green, Bird 1, Bird 2, Manhunt and Jason Momoa
Batman, superman, the flash, wonder man, green lantern, hawkgirl, martian man, Aquaman
Who is the other bird? 🤔
@@akashgiri4377 hawkman i think
omg, the asylum is breaking
Is this the aslume? Am I stupid?
If you rewatch this video it'll make you stronger than Superman.
The fact they used some of the actual lines means the OG writing was pretty on point.
Take a shot every time someone says "Shut Up Flash"
How about "Stronger than Superman."
I believe that leaving that comment, somehow makes you stronger than Superman.
Challenge accepted 😂
Take one every Lex mentions cancer
You're gonna die of alchohol poisoning within the first 10 minutes of this video...
5:33
Bat: I think Lex Luther is richer than me
Wonder:I heard he has Cancer
Bat: HE BOUGHT CANCER?!?!
neet profile, did you draw it yourself
A whole hour? Bro's blessing us
I wish I could help you
“We made the Martian T-pose”
“I am asserting my dominance”
6:37 "name one thing money can't buy" "Your dead parents" "you son of a-" 💀💀💀💀💀💀🔥
I don't get it, their coffins shouldn't be TOO expensive, right?
@@Christopher-777These are coffins inhabited by Billionaires, those coffins might cost more than us poor people's funerals.
True
Remember that time flash went back in time?
Yeah, pretty sure paying Flash to go back in time to bring Bruce’s parent to him counts as buying his dead parents. Sure it creates an alternate messed up timeline, but all Batman has to do is pay Flash enough money that he can ignore his guilty conscience.
I love how Martian Manhunter’s trolling the whole series after listing all his powers 😭😭😭 “I really wish I could help you”
That part where flash says Santa is not real, and superman, says shut, your mouth would actually be canon Lol
Ever been curious of what speed Santa would have to travel in he had to deliver all those gifts all over the world?
Santa canonically visits Apokolips to give Darkseid coal every year .
@@S_047and also darkseid keeps failing to stop him each year
@@ogserpents5426dear God, Santa is OP!
An entire hour of Justice League Abridged is exactly what I needed in my life
GL: Money can’t buy everything
Batman: Name one thing it can’t buy
GL: Your dead parents
I joined his parents after his reaction
That was the best joke out there lmao
"I can buy the cadaver, try again."
It can buy you a kryptonite laced battle armor that makes you stronger than Superman.
@@LegendaryDarkKnight602Why do that when an airhorn full of poison is good enough?
You wanna buy Lex's Cancer?? @@LegendaryDarkKnight602
Flash: "Santa isn't real!"
Superman: "You shut your goddamn mouth!"
Damn Supes. You really took it to heart
Batman: oh mama
Wonderwoman: I can be your mommy if you'd like.
China just heard my brain explode.
WW: Do you like my hair?
Batman: Bats.
Alfred's Mac n cheese sounds good tbh
Honestly Alfred is just the best. Alfred can with nothing but sheer force of will get Batman to eat dinner and get eight hours bed rest.
And the time he took that Superpill and let Supes have it.
Alfred is the type of man to make Mac n Cheese so good that you can’t even believe what you’re eating is Mac n Cheese and not the nectar of the gods.
Pause?
@@greywinterfoxResume.
Everyone else: Does that make me stronger than Superman?
Joker: Now that we've established that I'm stronger than Superman...
"What color do I look" "Please continue"
Shame I died 20 seconds in and missed the rest of the video.
"Do i look poor" got me laughing my ass off
Apparently dressing like him can give you his exact voice. As the world's greatest detective, he should be looking into that.
Shut up Flash
Flash up shut
@@Conduit_king up flash shut
Shut flash up
@@EkubaMacDonnell-Monahan-p9lshut flash up
@@EkubaMacDonnell-Monahan-p9lup shut Flash.
“You’re not dealing with the average hero anymore.”😂😂😂 TFS Vegeta is now pissed🤣🤣🤣
1:05:54 DAMNIT PAVLOV
Red X : UndeadHumor why have you stopped using AI voices ?
UndeadHumor : I wish I could help you Red X.
Red X : Can't you use them again ?
UndeadHumor : I really wish I could help you.
UndeadHumor: Is what I would say....
"You're fired"
-Batman, the man with a bat obession
In chronological order!?!?!? Awesome
**Angry Hawkgirl Sounds** had me dying 😭
Like Superman's dog bark and growl?
She grunts A LOT.
"how did a planet of these things nearly go extinct?"
thats such a brilliant question what the hell
Fire
Batman: What's your weakness Martian Manhunter?
Martian Manhunter: Fire.
Batman: You're fired.
Martian Manhunter: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a fuckin minute
This made my day. Stoked to have it all in one go. This is up there with some of the best abridged series. No joke. Top tier shitposting goodness. Kudos.
In the time you wrote this, Superman got shocked with electricity again, his one weakness
@@SensiofRabbitude TWO energy balls!
I like to believe that Batman is so rich. He can buy prep time
“ITS OVER BATMAN, I HAVE YOU NOW-“
“Here’s 5 billion dollars, give me a week of prep time and it’s yours.”
“…I’ll give you two weeks.”
"i have numbers BEFORE the zeros" lmfao batman is savage
Hawkgirl has all the powers of a hawk and a girl.
And mace.
To this day it still bothers me how dirty they did John Stewart in the show. Imagine being with your girlfriend for a long time and then some random nga just appears, and saying he and your girl were a couple in past life and then uses that memory to get yo girl to have the same fate and she leaves you and chooses him despite choosing her own destiny to be with John
Vixen is superior anyway
Little did Flash know, Santa is indeed real.
And leaves coal in Darkseid's stocking which infuriates Darkseid because he can't stop Santa from getting into his palace on Apokolips no matter what security measures he puts in place. Also, Batman has known about Santa for a while and has kept said information from Superman who is a HUGE fan.
This is what i call a real talent, whoever created this abridged. Not only it is funny but entertaining as well. If i wanna waste my time on youtube than i prefer to waste it on something i find funny and entertaining. Carry on bro.
Flash: Santa isn't real
Supes: you shut your goddamn mouth!
Is this how Batman dies "Death by Snu Snu" ? 😂
5:33 "he bought cancer?"😂
I was dying to see it compilation.. You know who else was dying? My parents right in front of me when I was a child.
You're not dealing with the average hero
Frieza: NO NO NO
Superman: You're dealing with a SUPER HERO
"Books my one weakness"
"How about pink kryptonite"
We don't talk about the pink one
Not the Futurama reference with Batman saying so this is how Batman dies death by snu snu
Now let's see the invincible and batman meet up in this sort of humor
If you're referring to the show "Invincible" it might not work out, that show is far too gory for DC.
@@LegendaryDarkKnight602have you watched Dark apokolips war?
@@Geeksavant80x No I haven't, the last one I've seen was the DC zombies story.
@@LegendaryDarkKnight602Invincible (the character from the show with the same name) has met Batman already actually, and I mean actual batman, not legally-distinct batman
@@winternightst7001 Did they mention what happened to not-Batman?
I really love the parts where they say "shut up" gets more intense!
best part about the flash not being able to get a girlfriend because he is the fastest man alive is actually from the show
When I was younger I thought that meant “flash doesn’t have the patience to commit to a relationship” not what it actually meant
"He bought cancer?"
"Deviant arts gonna have fun with you"😂
This was amazing, but I love the homage at the end
"I need an adult..."
"I AM AN ADULT! "
This was actually really funny, and surprisingly well written. 👏🏼 👏🏼
MM continuing to waffle off his list of broken powers while Bruce and Clark banter was a top tier joke, only topped by Bruce being immediately nonconsensually penetrated
the voices are incredible!
"It´s like chat GPT wrote your answers." - I am dying of laughter here.
0:24 - "What color do I look?"
I really, Really expected the answer to be, "Uh, 'Green & Black'."
2:55 - "Willy Wonka may have a chocolate river but i have a bat shaped car and it wasnt made on the backs of slaves."
What a brutal takedown of Willy Wonka by the Batman -the man rich enough to hold his own against Lex Luthor, who's supposedly got wealth not derived from anything involving slavery in the last 200 years.
3:06 - "While Richie Rich is counting his pocket change, I'm counting the zeroes in my net worth."
Flash: "Same!"
Batman: "I have *numbers* before the zeroes."
Flash: *angry screeching noises*
Batman: "-And while Scrooge McDuck is hoarding coins, I'm investing in the future, and the future is roast duck with orange sauce and bat-shaped veggies."
I could go on and on, but there are so many quotable amusing rants and turns of phrase in this wonderfully immense folly.
Thanks, creator!
-I am hawk tuah girl
-What do you do
-I spit on that thang
-Youre hired
1:33 literally unfalsifiable
his parents got clapped now he saying god ain’t real that’s wild
@@burkeywho my point is its the same absolute mindset that religious people have. To be certain in about our fate past life is ignorance.
7:00 I thought it would be crime alley ngl.
“Bats, money, and bitches” Hell yeah bro based Batman🙌🏼 Joker’s Evil Plan is one of my favorite videos
After watching all five seasons several times through, this is ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. So, so, SO SO *SO* well done. Subscribed.
Fun fact! Batman was trained by Santa Claus and krampus.
Why yes that's true Saint Nicholas taught Batman The Art of breaking into people's houses without anyone noticing and the krampus taught him the art of kidnapping children and grooming them to your every want and desire
Does this mean the series has finally come to an end? I hope not
There'll be more
@@TheUndeadHumormaybe the creators will be inspired to make more episodes to provide material
@@impastabowl2328 fucking lazy creators, man!
“I wish I could help you.”
The hard cut to black after shut up flash got me so hard I cried laughing 😂😂
"im a demigod"
"God isn't real"
WOAH Batman!
Thank you for creating this. I may have never appreciated a piece of ART more.
This really died around the 40min mark
This may be the best thing ive ever seen.
The voice-overs are mostly immaculate. I'm pretty damn impressed!
I love it when batman says "SHUT UP FLASH" 😂
49:26 ah yes flash half the city being that one spot in the road that's on fire
This series is truly amazing this 1 hour video is truly making my day even better
“Stop acting like it’s 2001” got me rolling
Can’t stop, won’t stop rewatching 😂
"Name one thing money can't buy."
"Your dead parents."
"You son of a!"
🤣🤣
Rewatching all of these videos again is tight!!!
for the makers of this video, i thank you. This is so hilarious and accurate.
I was going to look for all these videos but I was put into a never ending loop of the links put at the ends of the videos. So this works out! Thank you!
Your writing is both clever and amusing. I enjoy it. Me personally I hope you keep up the good work and judging by the comments I’m not alone.
"Deviantart's gonna have fun with you" that got my dying 😂😂
GOOD JOB WITH THE VOICES
I get that you might be joking but the voices are ai
This is exactly the shit I want, keep up the amazing work man! AI voices or not, this shit always makes me cry 😂
The based goodness we been crraving
23:02 - 🤣 I totally didn't see it!
1:03:05 - Holy crap! What else have I been missing all these years?
gonna say it, i kinda prefer the AI voices to the voiceacting stuff, the AI voices are just that good tbh
Yep - came into the comments to say this. Please go back to the AI voices!
I like the actually voiced actors. It sounds more natural
@@JackKielty It might be more natural, but the jokes are funnier in the original voice actors voice tbh
@@JackKielty I think you have a minority opinion here.
@@Bobsmith-xq2pr for me only for awhile. It becomes suppers annoying the more I hear the AI.
For whatever reason these are amazing to sleep to, I’ve been sleeping to Elden Ring for months now. Please keep’em coming 🙏
There's a couple TFS references in here, love it!
I like how the personalities of the characters changed in each version of the Justice League.
22:20 even in another universe Ranni still has a connection to rings
4:26 0_o I just realized this Batman sounds uncannily like Commander Shepard!
Dude, so many references i lost the count😂
Brilliant 👌
*Hawk noises are the best noises*
After that, who wouldnt fall in love with her?
I have a crippling addiction to this and I'm happy there's a 1 hour video
19:50 don't forget kryptonite snuggies, lol
Oh dang, all of them build up to an hour! Been hard at work
"I have three eyes in this picture."
Actually, you have a fourth eye behind another, chief.
Still Prefer the ai voices since it’s literally the voices of the characters except side characters since they all would sound like Elden ring characters which is funny
"The bawld eagle tier!" Lmao 😂😂😂😂
This is sooooo amazing! :D