The Jonkler. The Jonkler. The Jonkler. The Jonkler. The Jonkler. The Jonkler. Bnabne. Bnabne. Bnabne. Is he stupid? Chemicals. Penisguin. Mmm. Squarecrow.
That’s only low honor tho😭 but honestly even with high honor bro still has no rizz he just says depressing stuff and makes the hoes scared it’s a lose lose for my boy
Disagree Kieran has some of that awkward rizz. Only reason he did not lock it down was because he died. Also Uncle has at least A-tier rizz. He would have been kicked out of the gang otherwise. Also Molly didn’t rat on the gang. She lied to get Dutch’s attention.
Well realistically Kieran had…alright rizz? He managed to pull Marybeth, they both had feelings for each other by chapter 4. Still, “you’re very purty” isn’t exactly a rizz master line
Number 1: I have lost all clues of what "rizz" even is by the end of the video. Number 2: Arthur was married once, and he got the ladies going for him though he was reserved to reciprocate. Number 3: I've seen gamers simp for Arthur. Man clearly got that natural, effortless rizz. 🤣🤣 They even got Roger Clark re-record his horse lines because...y'know.
wouldn't he be at zero or negative both him and low honor John? Because he would say yes to prostitute's and get rejected and he would probably have a restraining order and a sexual harassment crime against him due to the way he talks to women. Or is that the joke.
@@TS-7-9 bro he has like way more rizz in the rdr1 epilogue. Like “I’m in my sexual prime sweetheart!” and “Blame this on my father.” The rizzler, I swear.
@@JacobAerynah his rdr1 epilogue stuff is weird, like "youre doing somethin to my hormones miss" dude freaks out prostitutes of all people, thats negative rizz in my book
This channel says some real sus shot but saying a little kid was rizzing up grown women because they were taking care of him was the most weirdo shit I’ve heard on RUclips in a long time
Real, like he’s literally a child. He’s got no understanding of attraction. And saying that he has rizz because he’s around his “baddie” mother is fucking creepy
I was gonna say something about "Man this shit is cringe" or something...but you put my boah Lenny in 19th?! That's a bigger travesty than this video's creation, and that's saying something.
Yeah I loved Kieran as a character. He was this really nice young man who tried his hardest to be a good person before meeting a grisly demise. I lowkey felt so bad in chapter 1 & early chapter 2 when he was just getting bullied so hard
8:49 , You could make the same argument about Strauss, maybe when he was young he was the ''rizz master'' but during the game it is not mentioned nor shown to us. That is why you either take into account just the events of the game or leave the gate open to many possibilities(so that you might put a range in the rank, e.x: Uncle could be d-b tier depending on what his past life was like). So this is kind of a double-standard here.
I’ll be honest I don’t think Arthur should be that low. Clearly the majority of the woman in the gang like him and respect him. He had Mary Linton and his dead wife and I’m confident that if he haven’t catch TB he would’ve been married to Sadie .
He wasn’t married to the Mother of his Son. She was a one night stand that fell pregnant. He even states in dialogue with a side character that he’s never been married.
In red dead online if you spawn in javier with a mod menu he has generic voice lines to interact with the character (they're the same as if you became him with a mod menu in story and greeted someone) and dawg is rizzy as hell, i saw a video of it on tiktok and the comments were like "this shit got me so wet".
I like this list more than the last one I saw. It's a really fun one. I think you are pretty harsh with John and Arthur. With other characters I think you mention their past and I guess future to help the judgment but ignore it for them. Arthur had a wife and kid too didn't he? They got murdered. And he also had Mary Lipton trying to spin the block even with knowing all his faults. If he didn't get tuberculosis I'm pretty sure he would've got her back especially if you play in a high honor way. In RDR 1 John literally had to be batting off every woman he passed with the "my wife won't appreciate that" in the game and Bonnie McFarlane was defff tryna give him anything he wanted. When they met, when he came back after everything. Abigail had to go with him to stop it. I think being about to deny girls is very Rizz based lol.
Arthur wasn’t married to the Mother of his Son. She was a random waitress that he had a one night stand with. However, after discovering she was pregnant, he decided he wanted to be part of his Sons life and would visit every few months to spend time with him.
Arthur is the rizz GOAT. He managed to rizz an entire player base of both men and women, no matter how straight you are, Arthur can rizz you up
As a straight male I am in fact attracted to Arthur
@@OmegaPlato glad u can admit it
I don’t think I am gay or bi, but I can acknowledge that Arthur is very attractive and that I am a bit attracted to him myself.
As an Aroace I can confirm he’s rizzy lmao
There is a scene where Arther dances whith mary Beth
What 5 years without a game does to a community
real
you must see the HK community .....
Try being an Elder Scrolls fan
Man ham aslume….. Man ham aslume.
The Jonkler. The Jonkler. The Jonkler. The Jonkler. The Jonkler. The Jonkler. Bnabne. Bnabne. Bnabne. Is he stupid? Chemicals. Penisguin. Mmm. Squarecrow.
Lenny definitely didn’t die a virgin we all walked in on him
He probably had something with Phil,Martha,Abigail,Arthur and Jenny
@@danim8414Arthur?!?! 😭😭
I mean he pulled Jenny well at least the very limited amount of information we have on her
Both of them
@@danim8414 bro casually threw ln arthur like we wouldn't notice😂😭
"Jack is surrounded by baddie abigail marston" thats his mother 💀💀
Game is game 😏
@@Therandomguyyoumet5yearsagoaltOH HELL NAW THATS WILD
@@Therandomguyyoumet5yearsagoalt sweet home Lemoyne
Can't blame bro being around her ruined bro hormones and it shows in rdr1
@@M1N1molowhat all bro needs is 2 bucks
wtf am i watching
Hey! This is educational.
good bloddy question
It's... art
After basically hearing the guy say that “Pearson ain’t no rizzler”, I’m wondering the same thing.
lool@@parrot_milk7361
This has to be the most Gen Z video of all time and I’m here for it
Ngl I feel like I was getting too old for it by the end of the video.
@@RedDeadTierListsseriously JACK MARSTON IN 13TH PLACE?!?!
@@Goofy.Ahh.Kid.wdym
@@AntTalexanderTarnold kyle walker>>>
@@Zvone_30 Washed
“Women are always into little kids.” - Read Dead Tier Lists💀
Only one to speak the truth like this.
Have you ever heard of something called "Anime"? Yeah it's a common trope
Uncle😏
Cough cough, sir. Cough cough.
@@thearchivist3610everybody’s into uncle
Jack's rizz is sexual harassment 😂 " you do terrible things to my hormones lady"
That’s only low honor tho😭 but honestly even with high honor bro still has no rizz he just says depressing stuff and makes the hoes scared it’s a lose lose for my boy
“They tell me I’m at my sexual peak sweetheart.”
I just watched 23 minutes of someone rating the rizz of pixels
I spent like 4 hours making a video about fictional characters' rizz, who had the worse use of their time.
@@RedDeadTierListsat least you’ll make some moeny off it. Or not.
True true@@RedDeadTierLists
@@MLGProMaster-tu9tz for 23k views he aint making shit
@@realmanjamal he getting a whole 15 dollars, and a quarter. Don't forget the quarter
I hate to say it but I think Micah is actually a bit higher he was able to rizz up Dutch who is a master rizzard himself
Fair enough
Well dutch definitely rizzed the gang up with I've got a plan
“Arthur, you’re our best man! Don’t go soft on us now!”
(Dutch, trying to charm Arthur while begging for money)
Well go to Tahiti
Well go to Tahiti
The French Artist from St. Denis is S tier rizzmatic
TRUEEEE
He's a whole ass.
@@foff1356 And he still gets the ladies, despite being a holeass.
REALLLL
He was able to kiss Arthur without getting punched. Rizz MASTER.
Bill in rdr1: "I was fucking with Abigail John we all did"
John: "Yeah well now im fucking with you bill!"
John has hella rizz
Arthur talking to women : how much does they cost anyways
I didn’t know I was talking to a LADY 💀
@@BasedR0nin
1899: I didn’t know I was talking to a lady
2024: I ain’t talking to a lady 😳
@@maxhaney_11 *1899 but same thing
Well they were hookers
You forget that Micah was getting Mrs. Grimshaw (Susan) interested in one interaction before he made a remark on her age.
Disagree Kieran has some of that awkward rizz. Only reason he did not lock it down was because he died.
Also Uncle has at least A-tier rizz. He would have been kicked out of the gang otherwise.
Also Molly didn’t rat on the gang. She lied to get Dutch’s attention.
Well realistically Kieran had…alright rizz? He managed to pull Marybeth, they both had feelings for each other by chapter 4. Still, “you’re very purty” isn’t exactly a rizz master line
Arther has single handedly rizzed an entire generation
As a straight man can confirm Arthur did indeed rizz me
Jack doesn’t have rizz, he’s just a nice kid.
Yeah + in rdr1 when you play as him he is flirting with female npcs just like Micah
Literally creepy sexual harassment
when you have low honor@@oscxro4800
low honor rdr1 jack is a damn creep lmao
@@airc0nditi0ner84 well he’s not a kid anymore. The tierlist is talking about rdr2
Bro Arthur rizzed up the player base
“Women always love kid”
AYOO WHAT THE FU
Lowkey true tho, women be swooning over the little kids.
He means loves as in like kids not sexual love though Abigail maybe she was alone with bro a bit
just because dutch is flirting with every girl around him it doesn't mean he has a rizz, he's just being creepy
Number 1: I have lost all clues of what "rizz" even is by the end of the video.
Number 2: Arthur was married once, and he got the ladies going for him though he was reserved to reciprocate.
Number 3: I've seen gamers simp for Arthur. Man clearly got that natural, effortless rizz. 🤣🤣 They even got Roger Clark re-record his horse lines because...y'know.
Fr
I just started the video but
Bill Williamson being last place is just funny asf to me 😂
It’s always the negative rizz people that attract the most, I call this phenomenon “Lust for Losers”.
Bro said that Jack has rizz cus his mom is always around him
I appreciate how respectful and disrespectful you are the same time keep it up man
Nah man, Marston does have some rizz, like if you remember Bonnie at the end of RDR1 you'd know
Now we need rdr2 gyatt tierlist
“Heys lyin…. HES LYINNNGGGG”
Sadie is S tier it’s not even close
@@BlackDoomIIuncle tho😳
@@BlackDoomIISadie solos the whole game
What years without updates dose to a fandom
10:40 we don’t talk about low honor jack marston rizz 😟
"They say I'm at my sexual peak ma'am"
No 1 rizz
john and Arthur need to be higher up on the list
Lenny got laid in the bar drinking mission before saving micah
That was a hallucination
It’s a crime that Jack isn’t at number one.
wouldn't he be at zero or negative both him and low honor John? Because he would say yes to prostitute's and get rejected and he would probably have a restraining order and a sexual harassment crime against him due to the way he talks to women. Or is that the joke.
It's a worse crime to say he has rizz
@@TS-7-9 bro he has like way more rizz in the rdr1 epilogue. Like “I’m in my sexual prime sweetheart!” and “Blame this on my father.” The rizzler, I swear.
@@JacobAerynah his rdr1 epilogue stuff is weird, like "youre doing somethin to my hormones miss"
dude freaks out prostitutes of all people, thats negative rizz in my book
@@kablammo123with ur name u have no rizz in ur book lmao
“I feel like women are like, into kids but not like that”💀
you should've judged jack when he was an adult in rdr1
W tier listtt, thank you for making these W videos their entertaining
I will continue to make them, maybe not all like this but similar for awhile.
I’m all about generational catch phrases, but I’m struggling to get behind “rizz” 😂
Arthur is the RIZZZZZ
It’s the equivalent of having “game” as in flirting or being charming.
It's derived from the word 'charisma'
Arthur low-key has rizz like when he greets females NPCs they all are charmed
Theyre uh theyre called, "women of dubious morals."
“Oh, I didn’t know I was talking to a LADY😃”
Never let bro make a rizz tier list again 💀🙏
Bro thought he was cooking with one 🔥
I wonder if Lenny would’ve got a girlfriend by giving her a stick of dynamite
Jacks rizz in rdr1 💀
You could've used low honour Jack's dialogues for his rizz dawg abigail is his goddamn mother 💀
Nah, someone needs to check this guy's hard drive
Justification for Tilly rizz is crazy
Tilly has that getting kidnapped rizz? Lmao what 😂
John should be higher “Little John Marston. Oh so popular with the ladies”
Love how this game is so detailed you can literally make these kinds of videos lol. They’re super fun to watch.
Sean did not die a virgin we all heard it from John’s tent
My father looks almost identical to arthur morgan
No one cares
@@ConsulDeoko I care
@@ConsulDeokoI care
Stop lyin BOAH
@@ConsulDeoko I care
do a gyatt tierlist next
This channel says some real sus shot but saying a little kid was rizzing up grown women because they were taking care of him was the most weirdo shit I’ve heard on RUclips in a long time
Real, like he’s literally a child. He’s got no understanding of attraction. And saying that he has rizz because he’s around his “baddie” mother is fucking creepy
@@cocob0l0cant wait for the expose video
@@cohengamertv6548i hope he was joking but that was a to far
The foreman brothers had that predator rizz
Murfree Brood 💀
8:35 epic voicecrack
Charles has that silent rizz 🤣
I was gonna say something about "Man this shit is cringe" or something...but you put my boah Lenny in 19th?! That's a bigger travesty than this video's creation, and that's saying something.
Lenny literally could not pull the trigger on my girl Jenny when he was crushing.
aint no way we got brain rot in rdr2
My brain has been rotting since I saw Skibidi Toliet number 1 and I can't stop it.
@@RedDeadTierLists real
What do you mean Micah has no rizz, when he clearly got that RAT RIZZ 🐀
Who else saw the small encounter at camp with Kieran kissing the horses? Its a really cute wholesome scene that i like.
Yeah I loved Kieran as a character. He was this really nice young man who tried his hardest to be a good person before meeting a grisly demise. I lowkey felt so bad in chapter 1 & early chapter 2 when he was just getting bullied so hard
"Whatever pays the Bills" ahh Video😭🙏
They did not pay bill bro 😭
Nah I just wanted to show my boy Dutch is the Rizz Master
💀💀📯📯📯💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥
💀☠💀🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑
@@RedDeadTierLists& the Drip Master
Was about to go to bed, until I saw Arthur proposing to Sadie, now I'm processing why I don't hate it 😢
Idk what bro was onto with child Jack's rizz lmao
He's a bit like Micah with women if his honor is low when he's an adult 💀
Ranking every gang member by their skill
Voice crack at 8:36 😂
John way too low. In the first game he managed to fizz up Bonnie without even trying, and pulling a baddie like Abigail takes a lot of rizz.
The rizzanomics in RDR2 is wild.
Okay Kieran definitely was no rizzler but he would’ve probably locked it down with marybeth if he didn’t die girts
Bro said Jack has rizz💀 he’s 4 and already getting rizzy
Jack at 17 is just a sexual harasser 💀
Low honor rdr1 jack
Rizzy woman walkin down the streeeet, Rizzy woman
Bro torched bill williamson
Duffy boy couldve locked it down if he didnt lose his head fr
"can you get me some hair pomade?"
8:49 , You could make the same argument about Strauss, maybe when he was young he was the ''rizz master'' but during the game it is not mentioned nor shown to us. That is why you either take into account just the events of the game or leave the gate open to many possibilities(so that you might put a range in the rank, e.x: Uncle could be d-b tier depending on what his past life was like). So this is kind of a double-standard here.
Ugh, i feel so old! What in the world is Rizz?? Does it have something to do with being good at flirting? 😣😣
rizz is like a slang word for someone being charming or just good at flirting :)
Just put the fries in the bag bro
WE NEED TIMESTAMPS
this was the first video that popped up on my recommended. i really am cooked
Ain't no way jack is ahead of Arthur 💀
most sane red dead fan
Yeah bro, as a red dead fan i edged really hard to this.
Then white liquid came at of my dik
11:00 what is bro talking about 💀
I think Javier has got omega Rizz
scrapping the bottom of the barrel are we😭😭
your doing terrible things to my hormones miss
- Jack marston 1914
Why am I watching a vid bout rizz
What was THAT?? Arthur and Sadie??
I’ll be honest I don’t think Arthur should be that low. Clearly the majority of the woman in the gang like him and respect him. He had Mary Linton and his dead wife and I’m confident that if he haven’t catch TB he would’ve been married to Sadie .
He wasn’t married to the Mother of his Son. She was a one night stand that fell pregnant. He even states in dialogue with a side character that he’s never been married.
Arthur morgan was of Albanian origin.
Nah he's Bulgarian
@@Inconvenience388no he looks albanian, bullgarians look slavic
@DinaricUbermensch in the one mission with Sean he calls you English. I'm sure there's other times where Arthur says his dad was English and shit
@@abrahamwashington8579 nah hes albanian
Strauss has a picture of his dead wife on a crate in front of his wagon, he has some rizz
when did we replace the word "game" with the word "rizz"...
Naw naw naw, you done mah boy Arthur dirty
Arthur IS NOT the rizzler
@@RedDeadTierLists”oh I didn’t know I was talking to a lady”
@@RedDeadTierLists nuh uh
@@RedDeadTierListsMary was all over him in the missions with her. Bro rizzed her up with his eyes
@@RedDeadTierListsyou clearly never went into a single saloon then if this is how low you rank him🤦♂️
Arthur definitely had rizz when he was with marry. He just never went for anyone else
In red dead online if you spawn in javier with a mod menu he has generic voice lines to interact with the character (they're the same as if you became him with a mod menu in story and greeted someone) and dawg is rizzy as hell, i saw a video of it on tiktok and the comments were like "this shit got me so wet".
10:53 bro what is u talking about
Arthurs rizz: LENNY IS THAT YOU LENNY
Jack marston in Future get rizz bro 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Don’t say I have no rizz
This guy miss all the kiren karen camp interactions kirwn W rizz he lock her down
wtf am I watching at 9:18 😭😭😭
I like this list more than the last one I saw. It's a really fun one. I think you are pretty harsh with John and Arthur. With other characters I think you mention their past and I guess future to help the judgment but ignore it for them. Arthur had a wife and kid too didn't he? They got murdered. And he also had Mary Lipton trying to spin the block even with knowing all his faults. If he didn't get tuberculosis I'm pretty sure he would've got her back especially if you play in a high honor way. In RDR 1 John literally had to be batting off every woman he passed with the "my wife won't appreciate that" in the game and Bonnie McFarlane was defff tryna give him anything he wanted. When they met, when he came back after everything. Abigail had to go with him to stop it. I think being about to deny girls is very Rizz based lol.
Arthur wasn’t married to the Mother of his Son. She was a random waitress that he had a one night stand with. However, after discovering she was pregnant, he decided he wanted to be part of his Sons life and would visit every few months to spend time with him.
nahh Jack deserves at least 3 dude
Take a sip every time this guy says rizz