Factorio Big Bertha 1000 Artillery wagon 125 Locomotive

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  • @Trupen
    @Trupen 3 года назад +616

    it looks so satisfying :D

  • @pasta8709
    @pasta8709 3 года назад +898

    It costs 400.000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds.

    • @multienergy3684
      @multienergy3684 3 года назад +38

      LOL, spending the budget for the war in afghanistan (2 trilions $) on this weapon it could continuously run for 22-23 months

    • @att7364
      @att7364 3 года назад +12

      @@multienergy3684 which isnt much different from the yearly cost

    • @fantasypvp
      @fantasypvp 4 месяца назад +1

      Pretty sure in real life it's more like 400,000 per shot...

    • @markkalsbeek5883
      @markkalsbeek5883 2 месяца назад

      ​@@fantasypvpprobably not that bad, it's not actively propelled, doesn't have active control, just relays a radar feed back. Just shot out of a bug cannot. Probably would be that expensive. True modern weapons have far crazier specs and capabilities capabilities.

    • @hadawaco
      @hadawaco 2 месяца назад +1

      I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY.. AND THIS.. IS MY WEAPON.

  • @Seagull780
    @Seagull780 3 года назад +547

    I think this may violate the geneva suggestions

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 3 года назад +45

      Seagull you can't violate the Geneva convention if there's nobody to testify and it's artillery, if they got time to complain they got time to run

    • @corslyn
      @corslyn 3 года назад +55

      @@dionwoollaston5717 it's not a convention it's a suggestion

    • @pasta8709
      @pasta8709 3 года назад +4

      @@dionwoollaston5717 Haha XDDD

    • @platiuscyndar9017
      @platiuscyndar9017 3 года назад +3

      I'm pretty sure it doesn't actually.

    • @Seagull780
      @Seagull780 3 года назад +7

      @@platiuscyndar9017 Well those things he's shelling are basically civilian housing

  • @tomg5576
    @tomg5576 3 года назад +163

    "Artillery adds dignity, to what would otherwise be a vulgar brawl." Frederick the Great.

  • @Madhuntr
    @Madhuntr 3 года назад +418

    when you have enough production for 100000 artillery shells but still have Red belt in your Hotbar XD

    • @morpheus_uat
      @morpheus_uat  3 года назад +71

      oh no my biggest secret, well in my defense at least i had electric furnace in the hotbar and the big electric poles

    • @ojek3400
      @ojek3400 Год назад +30

      ​@@morpheus_uat In your defence you have the big Bertha.

    • @cf453
      @cf453 Год назад +3

      That’s offensive!

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 9 месяцев назад

      Don't forget where you came from

  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 3 года назад +243

    "I'm almost late for work, I hope the train isn't too long"
    The train:

    • @Jairion
      @Jairion 2 года назад +3

      The conductor:

  • @magetaaaaaa
    @magetaaaaaa 4 года назад +298

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... The end of all that ever was.

    • @Weak_Texas
      @Weak_Texas 3 года назад +6

      And all that would ever be

  • @benwhite8157
    @benwhite8157 3 года назад +109

    I'm always a fan of the 1812 overture. Especially when it's played over literal artillery.

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 Год назад +4

      I mean if the orchestra is being authentic It’s supposed to be played _with_ artillery. I went to a performance that brought in cannons used for re-enactments along with their experienced crews and it was an experience I’ll never forget. Normal drums will never be able to recreate the sheer impact of real cannons, you can feel the sound in your lungs right down to your bones.

  • @galffygergojozsef7816
    @galffygergojozsef7816 3 года назад +36

    I love how it cuts your FPS in half when it fires

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 11 месяцев назад +12

    "Tchaikovsky, trains are not artillery platforms!"
    "Yes they are and I'm going to use 21 of them."

  • @peteydog1473
    @peteydog1473 3 года назад +87

    it's always 1812 overture...
    not to say that it doesn't fit or anything

    • @morpheus_uat
      @morpheus_uat  3 года назад +8

      or this other one
      ruclips.net/video/wQd1qXL5UEY/видео.html

    • @Trashpanda115
      @Trashpanda115 3 года назад +6

      Cannons Tchaikovsky, CANNONS

  • @Volgrand
    @Volgrand Год назад +10

    "So, how many artillery wagons do you want?"
    "Yes"

  • @litauenball1268
    @litauenball1268 3 года назад +18

    I love the smell of *artillery shells* in the morning

  • @zalseon4746
    @zalseon4746 3 года назад +35

    3:35 "HERE COMES THE CRESCENDO!!!"

    • @morpheus_uat
      @morpheus_uat  3 года назад +8

      "Gentlemen, ready your canons"

    • @Max-gc7oo
      @Max-gc7oo 6 месяцев назад

      V for Vendetta reference? :D IF yes then I has the exact same thought haha

  • @combativeThinker
    @combativeThinker 2 года назад +17

    *”I love the smell of cordite in the morning.”*
    *”Smells like…victory.”*

  • @dafff08
    @dafff08 3 года назад +41

    everything changed, once the fire nation attacked

  • @MaximilianSchmerz
    @MaximilianSchmerz 3 года назад +11

    „Extinction never felt so good“

  • @lizardgirl413
    @lizardgirl413 3 года назад +15

    The Battle of Verdun, 1916, colourised

  • @PanRokador
    @PanRokador 3 года назад +10

    *Wipes tear off cheek*
    It's... Beautiful!

  • @mathias2001154
    @mathias2001154 3 года назад +9

    I've finally found, true beauty.

  • @abramthiessen8749
    @abramthiessen8749 3 года назад +51

    2:40 Stop they're already dead.

    • @lucah1824
      @lucah1824 3 года назад +2

      That's not enough, they must also be completely non-existent, expunged from this plane of existence.

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 3 года назад +1

      @@lucah1824 they must be atomised

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 3 года назад +24

    No other game let's you do this, hence why factorio is in my "absolutely godlike" Game folder on steam

    • @seank.9213
      @seank.9213 3 года назад +3

      If Dyson Sphere Project is not in there already, look up the Black Hole video by Nilaus

  • @LexMc0606
    @LexMc0606 3 года назад +34

    Ahhh, the beauty of human ingenuity mixed with human insanity... 2 things that are beautiful on their own but when they come together you can REALLY get the party started.

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 3 года назад +3

      Also alcohol and coffee. Those are good boosters to the two main ones

    • @LexMc0606
      @LexMc0606 3 года назад

      @@Cooldude-ko7ps Good point! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @oliverallen5324
    @oliverallen5324 3 года назад +27

    Now, imagine with nuclear ☢️ shells.

  • @QemeH
    @QemeH 4 года назад +33

    "Gentlemen... *HAUBITZEN!* "

  • @indigo3032
    @indigo3032 3 года назад +13

    Literally the largest 'Why not' mobile machine ever to be built

  • @SinbadNaiver
    @SinbadNaiver 3 года назад +51

    Torgue would be proud..... XD

  • @-brother_bear-
    @-brother_bear- 3 года назад +26

    Everybody: Chaykovskiy cannon not instrument...
    Chaykovskiy: Yes they are...
    Everybody: Chaykovskiy, NO!
    Chaykovskiy: Chaykovskiy YES! CHAYKOVSKIY ALWAYS YES!!!

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 Год назад

      Not sure of the historical accuracy but I recall reading an account that he actually didn’t want to write 1812 overture as it was a propaganda piece. So he wrote it to be played with cannons in the hope that it would be so absurd no one would play it. Turns out the sheer novelty of the cannons made it the most memorable piece in history.

  • @zyekboutro7994
    @zyekboutro7994 2 месяца назад

    Factorio even goes well with classical music. Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture is wonderful.

  • @AzaIndustries
    @AzaIndustries Год назад +4

    the amount of biters this would pull on my current world would be overwhelming.
    Biters are a lot more responsive now.
    I have high level lasers 5 deep and even that struggles sometimes after an arty upgrade.
    This is a good thing. It means there's more upgrades to be done.

    • @Hust91
      @Hust91 10 месяцев назад

      No flamethrowers?
      I understand they give a lot more bang per buck with the lingering Area of Effect, but aren't as precise or responsive.

    • @AzaIndustries
      @AzaIndustries 10 месяцев назад

      @@Hust91 only in a few key spots. Laser research is really high now so they don't get close enough
      I think I counted 40k lasers last I checked.
      I'm just waiting for the expansion at this point.

    • @Hust91
      @Hust91 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@AzaIndustries Surely the enemies are modded then? Even the behemoth biters are dying like flies in my game - I struggle to imagine them being more effective without an increase in their stats to make them very resistant to the flamethrowers.
      But I could of course be very wrong and big enough swarms of behemoths will eventually pose a threat again.

    • @AzaIndustries
      @AzaIndustries 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Hust91
      it was a bit earlier that I needed more, my kills are really low now because I expanded so far past my pollution.
      Now I only do 2/3 thick walls of laser and forget about it.
      My tech is
      - arty range 14
      - art shoot speed 10 (machine guns arty, might contribute to the massive counterattacks.
      - lasers 20
      At the peek of enemy activity I was killing about 350 behemoth biters and spitters each a minute.
      Hard to remember the entire history of a 900hour save.
      I've only got 26k lasers now, I think I topped out at 32k before cutting back a lot of stuff.
      EDIT: 10 months ago my base was in a lot different situation too.
      I think with such continuous waves of behemoths it gave enough cover for the occasional spitter to get a ranged hit in.

  • @mosfetmoshpit6600
    @mosfetmoshpit6600 2 года назад +2

    It’s beautiful in a terrifying way

  • @bulatmiftahov880
    @bulatmiftahov880 3 года назад +4

    I don't know why, but classical music and brutal genocide works beautifully together

  • @Chazinthius
    @Chazinthius 3 года назад +8

    You can classify this as a machine gun

  • @brentritchie6199
    @brentritchie6199 3 года назад +3

    Very well done especially with the timing to the music, give those biters hell!

  • @liamtaylor5091
    @liamtaylor5091 3 года назад +12

    3:02 POV: you are a german soldier four days before the battle of the somme

  • @False798
    @False798 3 года назад +3

    This is art.

  • @luketurner314
    @luketurner314 3 года назад +2

    V would be proud. Should've posted it on the fifth of November

  • @aennaenn7468
    @aennaenn7468 3 года назад +3

    Tchaikovsky would be pleased.

  • @stevenmullins9185
    @stevenmullins9185 Месяц назад

    Almost half the video was it just pulling in lol i love it

  • @HubiKoshi
    @HubiKoshi 3 года назад +3

    Installation of the Weapons System in Progress... Please Wait

  • @rytramprophet843
    @rytramprophet843 6 дней назад

    This video just convinced me to finally buy this game.

  • @AkiraDragonborne
    @AkiraDragonborne 3 года назад +1

    Boom Beach Grenadier: "......NAILED IT!"

  • @cletusmandeletusman2328
    @cletusmandeletusman2328 Год назад

    And comes from the diamond of guns, rains high explosive death from every direction.

  • @kons37flyingreaper41
    @kons37flyingreaper41 3 года назад +8

    Where did you store all the trains before? That’s a really long track. I love it tough 👍

    • @morpheus_uat
      @morpheus_uat  3 года назад +2

      special loading parking lot ruclips.net/video/fGD4ScyPs_E/видео.html

  • @mega123hd
    @mega123hd 3 года назад +2

    great work , i though this should have a million view at least . so satisfying

  • @garrettvannorden7723
    @garrettvannorden7723 3 года назад +1

    The factory needed to just supply this must be massive

  • @walther2492
    @walther2492 2 года назад +1

    All right. It's settled. If I'll ever go to another planet, I'll make sure to bring a couple of prussian engineers with me.

  • @TheOppiter
    @TheOppiter 3 года назад +2

    i always upvote berthas O_O

  • @Arkain89
    @Arkain89 3 года назад +4

    freedom achieved

  • @friedsmurfgg8165
    @friedsmurfgg8165 3 года назад +4

    Bugs:We got hordes of our kind
    Engineer:BITCH I GOT MY OWN HORDE

  • @CheddarPerson_05
    @CheddarPerson_05 2 года назад

    Hitman NPC in Paris: “DON’T TOUCH THE DIORAMA!!!”

  • @Kiril_Bulgaria
    @Kiril_Bulgaria 4 года назад +4

    Music is perfect :0

  • @StellarisEnjoyer
    @StellarisEnjoyer Год назад

    Arty spam taken to a whole new level

  • @ElijahSalyer-r1l
    @ElijahSalyer-r1l Год назад

    Even this would make martincitopants jealous if he saw this

  • @Сергей-и2б2г
    @Сергей-и2б2г 3 года назад +7

    True democracy!

  • @jodypratama4089
    @jodypratama4089 3 года назад +1

    Is this snowpiercer? No, this is BUGPIERCER!.

  • @kashashk
    @kashashk 3 года назад

    It's so magnificent and the music was perfect!

  • @jed2112
    @jed2112 3 года назад

    best thing i saw for weeks

  • @iCro63
    @iCro63 Год назад

    very satisfying! 10/10

  • @MeisterQualle
    @MeisterQualle 3 года назад +1

    Reminds me of good old supreme commander!

  • @stevemanton1177
    @stevemanton1177 3 года назад +1

    It's so beautiful I cried lol

  • @KirillLonsky
    @KirillLonsky 3 года назад +5

    Can you make a blueprint of it, please?)

  • @kaden-sd6vb
    @kaden-sd6vb 14 дней назад

    There is no such thing as "enough dakka"...
    But this comes close.

  • @dominikadamek7895
    @dominikadamek7895 Год назад

    This is just beautiful

  • @1x1boop28
    @1x1boop28 3 года назад +1

    0:38 shurly, its done now... oh,

  • @BDNeon
    @BDNeon Год назад

    "Meine Herren:
    *HAUBITZEN!* "

  • @Fyman1990
    @Fyman1990 3 года назад +1

    This is art :D

  • @TrondelagianPatriotsriseup
    @TrondelagianPatriotsriseup 9 месяцев назад

    would love to see this with modded trains so they appear almost instantly

  • @maxi54203
    @maxi54203 3 года назад

    Thats what I call "MASSENVERNICHTUNG"!!!

  • @euroschlucker
    @euroschlucker 9 дней назад

    that was fucking beautiful

  • @littlejuliuscaesar8920
    @littlejuliuscaesar8920 4 года назад +13

    The only good bug is a dead bug.

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 3 года назад

      The only really dead bug is a atomised bug.

  • @geyrnauch
    @geyrnauch 9 месяцев назад

    The biters: "Why do I hear boss music?"

  • @commandoby
    @commandoby 2 года назад

    Круто! Начал строить себе такую.

  • @klkesjccc
    @klkesjccc 3 года назад

    My phone is overheating just by watching this

  • @starlightdragon2665
    @starlightdragon2665 2 года назад

    Here's an idea; get the mods that allow construction of nuclear weapons and build an insane volume of M.I.R.V.s and then turn them all on auto fire to hit the biters except for you. Just a ludicrous amount of nukes.

  • @anti-john8786
    @anti-john8786 2 года назад

    Top 10 weapons too brutal for war:

  • @samuelacerbi8854
    @samuelacerbi8854 3 года назад +3

    is there any benefit to having more than one locomotive? or is it a requiredment to have all those wagons move? im new to factorio and would look forwards to making a big bertha :D

    • @morpheus_uat
      @morpheus_uat  3 года назад +5

      it is, speed up faster, if i had 1 locomotive i would have to wait like 15 minutes until the train get full speed

    • @samuelacerbi8854
      @samuelacerbi8854 3 года назад +1

      @@morpheus_uat oh, thanks!

  • @ethanw1502
    @ethanw1502 3 года назад +1

    I've watched this 4 times already. Lol

  • @EpicNerd
    @EpicNerd 3 года назад

    I WANT ONE, IN MY BASE, ASAP!!!!

  • @samuelstephens368
    @samuelstephens368 10 дней назад

    This would be sweet with the napalm mod.

  • @avi8r66
    @avi8r66 2 года назад

    That's one angry snake.

  • @panzervpl9406
    @panzervpl9406 3 года назад +1

    Now do it with arty reload speed 1000

    • @morpheus_uat
      @morpheus_uat  3 года назад

      nah, thats why we have Trupen for

  • @Pro_Triforcer
    @Pro_Triforcer 4 года назад +3

    TCHAIKOVSKY YES

  • @Audacity_69
    @Audacity_69 3 года назад

    *happy Death Corp of Krieg noises*

  • @joshuacarr8677
    @joshuacarr8677 3 года назад

    This is so sick

  • @inconvenient-antifascist
    @inconvenient-antifascist 7 месяцев назад

    Imagine Big Bertha and Atomic Annie had a kid

  • @HTWW
    @HTWW 3 года назад

    - Tchaikovsky, cannons are not instruments!

  • @aibulatmusin4931
    @aibulatmusin4931 3 года назад +1

    That genocide looks good

  • @af2547
    @af2547 Год назад

    How did the train twist on itself?

  • @DartLuke
    @DartLuke 15 дней назад

    Did train crosse itself?

  • @lostzwolf7269
    @lostzwolf7269 3 года назад

    i litarally have seen a vid of this yesterday from another person

  • @tiktok000VS000ushi
    @tiktok000VS000ushi Год назад

    design follows function xD

  • @DGH-q3b
    @DGH-q3b 15 дней назад

    So beautiful

  • @СтивМартин-ф7я
    @СтивМартин-ф7я Год назад

    спасибо за чертеж железки)

  • @no2xygen290
    @no2xygen290 3 года назад

    The fact that a modified version of the US anthem plays while this is all going on just makes it 100x funnier.

  • @Jupiter-rs4zl
    @Jupiter-rs4zl 6 дней назад

    Their fault. Shouldn't have existed on the same planet as the engineer

  • @slyllamademon2652
    @slyllamademon2652 3 года назад

    Tarkovsky those are cannons they aren’t interments...

  • @TR-Patron
    @TR-Patron 3 года назад

    true beauty.

  • @zorgzev96
    @zorgzev96 11 месяцев назад

    Lockheed Martin wants to know your location

  • @Rennu_the_linux_guy
    @Rennu_the_linux_guy 7 месяцев назад

    I bet that acceleration is like 0-60 in 5 years

    • @morpheus_uat
      @morpheus_uat  7 месяцев назад

      Lol, you can check the acceleration here tho ruclips.net/video/wQd1qXL5UEY/видео.html