Vinesauce: We need a super cool fast mascot that goes through levels fast. Announcer: And his name is- Mario: Mario (Playing John Cena music-like theme) Sonic: No way!
TAS idea: All star coins in a world (doesn't matter which one) as minimario with no speed cheat. I think it'd be funy to see mario floating around, getting star coins while getting very close to death by enemies.
How could a silly little turtle like him think he has a chance in stopping the greatest video game character of time? Especially when he mastered the art of the blue shell and has built up speed for 12 hours.
Then: *MOVING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND* Speed hack: *I, Sonic I am moving at a great velocity that I am supacing the speed of light and sound all togheter. I am aproximally reaching infinite speeds that no one could ever reach.*
The other history: Toad: THE PRINCESS GOT CAPTURED Mario: Again?! Toad: And she will marry Bowser! Mario: O God! How much time do I have before weeding Toad: 15 minutes Mario: HOLY S*** *Runs for life
In of my favorite thing in soeedrunning is to see how people completely break their favorite games in a way casual players couldn't imagine, it's heartwarming
Sonic:hey mario let's race Mario:okey dokey [AFTER THE RACE] Sonic:h-how *huff* do you run...so fast Mario:It's a little something called HACKS BIIIITCH
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Mario wasn't lying when he said he was sick of Peach being kidnapped.
He wants to stangle a certain Koopa...
WTF??????
When ur phone at 1% and ur trying to find ur charger
Lol
*P switch timer goes off when you have 10 seconds*
Oh look my battery is at 1%
Oh wait is that ba-
😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂 OMG!!!!!
That’s a good one
when you move so fast you just ignore the laws of physics
Mario: You'll never get me Bowser. Now when I shift into *M A X I M U M O V E R D R I V E!*
Bowser Jr: NIGGA U AINT FAST
Well you should've gonna to turbo
Spongebob
good Spongebob reference
Nice spongebob referance
When the last pizza is in the fridge
11:28 HE WANTS DA PISSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is basically me in a nutshell
peach: come over
mario: i have to go thru the mushroom kingdom and kill bowser
peach: i’m home alone
mario: *this video*
This is perfect 😂😂😂😂
XD
Omg that's so accurate XD
Peach:I baked you a cake
Mario:fuck-a this shit
Didnt bowser kidnap peach?
Sonic: I'm the fastest video game character around!
Mario: Hold my beer
MGCR have you ever played Sonic unleashed
Henny Z Nope
MGCR That game is one of the fastest sonic game ever made you should see a gameplay of Sonic Unleashed Xbox360 version
Just looked up some gameplay. It's nice.
Sonic:Huh? Oh hey Mario what's sup?
Mario:(MGCR REPLY AS MARIO)
don't stop making these!! they're so satisfying to watch!!
Well, they don't call him Super Mario for nothing.
Yes, I agree
@@VTJ.N. but he used an hack in the game didn't you not notice
@what the fuck
r/whoosh
Back in my day, walls used to create an actual level and create obsticals for the player to find a way around them
Ryan Ledo back in your day it was probably still spelled obstacle
Ryan Ledo oh, get with the times!
Ryan Ledo boomer
back in your day games also had the graphics of an anesthetic trip and the gameplay of a potato
Diglett The Lord zoomer
8:00 mole Mario confirmed
Princess Rosalina gosh I didn’t know yoshi could glitch into walls and dig through them at 100 speeds a second
I didn’t play that game I’m sorry .-.
You got super mario 64 likes
Raghnild Android no he got a stack super Mario of likes
@@codenameoof youre late boi
melee players:
not fast enough
Aeris If there's less than 100 inputs per second it isn't a real game.
Megalo!Davy_Bonehead _ HEY DATS MAH LINE
This shit is faster than Melee and I’m a Melee guy MARIO IS THE FASTEST THING ALIVE NOW SCREW SONIC!!!! (No offense to Sonic Fans) 😂😂😂😂😂
Aeris cç
*immediately leaves Luigi behind*
Sonic: I can save my universe at high speeds
Mario: Hold my drink
Hold mai b33r
hold my shell
Mario: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
Hold my spaget
when your girlfriend is alone in her house
Ricar2002 YT this needs more likes
But she ends up being in another castle.
Ricar2002 YT
Kjniuu
Ricar2002 YT きあああああ
11:28
*mario sees eel*
HOLY *swims the hell out of there*
Mania ! swims the heell out of there
eel: Race to the end of this room?
Mario: o-
*beats level*
Mario: -kay.
When you see a spuder,basically.
Mania ! Awesome
Super Wario World use * and then another * after sentence. NO SPACES THO
4:58 Mario.exe Has Stopped Working
ya xD
David Gallego Álvarez 礻丶
Damonlive783 I see that.... well I'll go get meh wrench
Emanuel Montes Adame sir are you okay?
Xd
Sonic would be proud.
Sonic would be jealous
Sonic would still be catching up
& Knuckles
Daniel Watkins or jealous
I am the 100 like !
9:34 Is that..... sonic's homing attack? 0.0
Edit: Lmao, i came back after years and this thing has 454 likes...that's a lot xd.
Anthony Ruiz yes
I think
Anthony Ruiz Why does mario copy Sanic why
Henny Z ikr
Anthony Ruiz its Stooopid
1:29 WHO ARE YOU LAUGHING AT BIIIIIIITCHHHH!!!???
Sckralchet HAHAHAHAHAHA lmao
*drops from ceiling, homing in on bj
LMAO!!!! 😂😂
Lmao! 😂
3:58
These fish _knew_ to get out of the way.
Emilio Nardone mario- *kills big fish*
cheep cheep- *jumping out* nope nope nope nope nope
Emilio Nardone IKFR
Emilio Nardone
DJ Andy- Ultimate Gamer what that means
Emilio Nardone oml yus
my favourite part is when he goes fast
QuantumCyclone that's my favourite part too, izuku midoriya 😘
Meh, I prefer the part when he goes fast
So you hate it when mario goes in pipes,goes through doors,and finishes a level?
That's this video lol
@@oneup117gaming4 oh boy you didn't get the joke. r/woooosh
12:28 WTF?
UltraLuigi No kidding! When I clicked on this link, it sent me straight to an ad about brains lol
Paul Chastain me to WTF🤥
UltraLuigi xD 😂
He just took a stroll around the world and came back
Mario: just a normal day for me
Everyone: excuse me but howww
Walls ?? Who cares about "walls" nowadays ??
UPsyloown trump
Kool Aid Boi Gamer You're right 😂😂
And who cares about gravity?
ANSKZ i don't think that Mario does XD
UPsyloown cuz Mario jumps high AS FUCK
Mario: **watching some Italian soap opera**
Peach: Mario save me!
Mario: no.
Peach: Mario. SAVE. ME.
Mario: noo.
Peach: *MARIO-*
Mario: Jesus, fine.
**VRMMMMMMMMMM**
MF'n NYO0O0O0O0O0O00O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0OM
The duality of man
Vinesauce: We need a super cool fast mascot that goes through levels fast.
Announcer: And his name is-
Mario: Mario
(Playing John Cena music-like theme)
Sonic: No way!
XD👌
Sonic is so slow.
@@nil8659 fanboy
0:12 I knew that the blue shell made you swim faster but...wow
It’s not the turtle shell it’s just that Mario is a great swimmer for example 4:26
.-.
2:14
Windows has stopped working, searching for solution
TCVIDS well hurry up then or I will switch to mac.
God, I can actually feel this comment!! 😫😫
That was quite the introduction, Dry Bowser.
Hillustration failing life and getting back on the right track instantly be like
When you remember that you left the oven on
i didnt know speed hack was a speedrun catagory
You do now
3:57 How Can That Fish Swim That Fast......BACKWARDS!!!????
Damonlive783 i
Unlogical bullshit
Damonlive783 that sir is the fish version of cars' mater.
Damonlive783
Moonwalk power
+Caleb The REDACTED, LMAO I Get It XD
TAS idea: All star coins in a world (doesn't matter which one) as minimario with no speed cheat. I think it'd be funy to see mario floating around, getting star coins while getting very close to death by enemies.
GangsterJerby こんにちは
ダル坊 こんにちは!
What are you two even saying?
tf2 scouts in a nutshell
+NotAUniqueName me
me
*3X COMBO*
yup
With babyface blaster
TVS me
9:13 he punched Mario!!! 😮
sad gamer moment
Falcon punch
*Bowser Jr.* Who do you think you are Mario. You think you're SPECIAL?!
ItzEvan033 that’s a not very epic cash money moment.
ItzEvan033 I see what you meant. 1 like = animals will stop abusing mario
6:03 Whoa whoa whoa... He. Just. Killed. A. Freakin'. Twomp. How. The. Fuck.
Invincibility star does that and it seems he has it on at times (like when he flies through the giant spike pillars in one of the castles)
*SORRY SIR THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SERVER SO NO SWEARING*
Coolcatpro hax
Alert: This is pure TAS and Speed Hack. There is no invincibility enabled. I've done this myself.
Coolcatpro yeah
4:26 At that moment, he knew, *He fucked up*
Is no one going to mention that Bowser junior dint finish his laugh lol
This is when mario started to think about decaf coffee instead of regular coffee
When Bowser isn't home
_When Mario uses a Sonic shell..._
*It ends up controlling everything he does, and proceeds to kill all of Mushroom Kingdom.*
Peach: Come over
Mario: Can't, Kart racing with the buds.
Peach: Fine, I'll ask Bowser.
Mario: 0:00
You mean 0:03?
13:33 -
Bowser: ROOOAAAAR!!!
mario: yeah shut up
Bowser: -dies-
How do you put a line over words like that?
@@VTJ.N. -put hyphens at either side of it.-
-thanks-
@@VTJ.N. -No problem-
When fighting bowser jr he has no chance
How could a silly little turtle like him think he has a chance in stopping the greatest video game character of time? Especially when he mastered the art of the blue shell and has built up speed for 12 hours.
Nobody:
Blue shell in Mario Kart:
spinning around at the speed of sound!
New Super Mario Brothers Melee for the Nintendo DS amirite
If you could have any superpower what would it be?
Me: this video
This new Sonic game looks awesome!
3:25 the sound effects are perfectly timed with the music
Wow
Walls?! Where we're going we don't need walls.
*hits the tank driver thrice*
TANK FUCKING EXPLODE!
*mario bros logic*
Valentin Crucifix Driver might've dropped a bullet bill
Thrice... YOU MAD BRO?
Abraham Moreno Edwards Thrice Is A Word....
Alternative title: Mario breaks his own game with Hacks.
oh so that's how Nintendo got the Monty mole idea
1:28 the way he just flies down and immediately kicks bowser jr.’s teeth in
My favorite part was when Mario was very fast
*Eventually, Bowser stopped thinking*
Dem Mega Man X wall jumps tho
Beth Kamuti who cares about that anymore
Try this:
*speed cheat on sonic*
Sean Walla Walla true
Then: *MOVING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND*
Speed hack: *I, Sonic I am moving at a great velocity that I am supacing the speed of light and sound all togheter. I am aproximally reaching infinite speeds that no one could ever reach.*
He would go 99999999999999999999999999999996999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999miles perhour in 1 microsecond
OH SHELL YEAH!
Sean Walla Walla light speed
When Mario watched too many Naruto
The AI has the personality of a cocky but godly speedrunner. Just look at what it does after defeating a boss.
how bowser sees mario
I'm shedding a manly tear.. you are breaking one of my favourite ds games apart like it's nothing
Awesome! Keep it up!
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly
He wants his princess bacc
Every Super Villan: *Waits That’s Illegal!*
1:28
When the waiter says "follow me".
the most surprising thing to me is that the fish at 2:19 is still faster than him
Somario isn’t real he can’t hurt you
Somario:
Peach: I'm home alone😘😏 wanna come over?
Mario: Nah I'm good
Peach:i have spaghetti 😀
Mario:
*Yahoo*
4:03 fish:SUPER SAYIN MODE!!!!!!!! "insert obnoxious anime yelling here"
NOW THIS IS SPEED RUNNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6:21I never knew you were able to kill him in other ways than jumping on him
8:01I just LITERALLY could not stop laughing
0:45
Bowser:"I'M GONNA KILL YOU MARIO!"
*Accidentally bumps Mario into the button and falls into the lava*
Bowser:"THAT PLAN BACKFIRED!"
An accurate representation of the blue shell in action
Mario: *vroom* 💨💨💨
Time: am i a joke to you
Mario: Yes.
9:36 Mario: **homing ground pound**
Me: is this super mario galaxy now
No
It’s Sonic
Mario has to CHEAT to be as fast as sonic?
The other history:
Toad: THE PRINCESS GOT CAPTURED
Mario: Again?!
Toad: And she will marry Bowser!
Mario: O God! How much time do I have before weeding
Toad: 15 minutes
Mario: HOLY S***
*Runs for life
In of my favorite thing in soeedrunning is to see how people completely break their favorite games in a way casual players couldn't imagine, it's heartwarming
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS...unless you have a shell power up.
Unless you’re a trained professional that is
“Local Plumber Farts To Propel Himself Through Walls”
Me when I forgot my Nintendo Switch in the car
You know every exploit, and when you don't use them, you're great at the game anyway. A true expert.
Who else think this was one of the better Mario games
People will tell you that the series fell apart by New Super Mario Bros. 2, and you know they're probably right but I still enjoyed them.
I did enjoy the original, I never completed it to 100% though...
1:30 Mario was so merciless he didn't even let bowser jr. do his laugh, he just began rushing him with his death combo.
when your jacked up on red bull
Local plumber hides in turtle shell, breaks laws of physics
1:28 bowser jr gets demolished
"HEHEHE-OW!"
Mario is like: STOP LAUGHING YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Child abuse
5:45 Breh, who needs a blue dinossaur when you have a blue shell
Now Mario can be as fast as Sonic
Golden Freddy nah sonic is way slower than this
Wow this TAS guy is really good
Sonic:hey mario let's race
Mario:okey dokey
[AFTER THE RACE]
Sonic:h-how *huff* do you run...so fast
Mario:It's a little something called HACKS BIIIITCH
Wow, This TAS Guy is really good!
I thought I was looking at Sonic The Hedgehog gameplay for a few minutes...
The mario cart blue shell
Always comes for you
Browser seeing Mario go through his castles like this. 😅😥😰😱
Internet Browsers have castles?
When he knows he's ded.
0:27 Spikes: Let's crush you plumer!
Mario: *NOOOPE*
Goes through
Mario: Thank you mr shell
Imagine if these weren’t TAS
Bowser: You shall not-
Mario: *zips right past him*
Bowser: ... Pass?
1:25 had me laughing pretty hard
There's something about watching your favorite childhood game getting completely destroyed that is quite...
enjoyable