DSP Disastrous Experiment Goes Wrong, Trash Support Stream & SF6 Near the Trash Can After This Night

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2023
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  • @DSPTriesItMemology101
    @DSPTriesItMemology101  7 месяцев назад +81

    That new year, new me BS lasted like 20 minutes, never change Phail
    We also got a memes only channel: www.youtube.com/@TheDSPHistorian

    • @INF1NIT3D00M
      @INF1NIT3D00M 7 месяцев назад +5

      Oh, don't worry, *he won't*...

    • @LyhneInc
      @LyhneInc 7 месяцев назад +3

      What could he do dood? Capcom confirmed detractor messing with his inputs.

  • @anthonybalista7421
    @anthonybalista7421 7 месяцев назад +276

    Ken’s “sit down, and SHUT UP!” is always my favorite thing to hear in any video of DSP.

    • @randomname4344
      @randomname4344 7 месяцев назад +19

      I laugh everytime it happens

    • @soada159
      @soada159 7 месяцев назад +2

      reminds me of the GTA stream he did where he was complaining about the wanted level and the guy he was escorting on the mission said "shut up you fat f***"

    • @MegumiCiBear
      @MegumiCiBear 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@soada159that’s perfect. That is literally perfect 🥲

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 7 месяцев назад +6

      The Kenergy goes off the charts when it happens.

  • @DJMcFlinty
    @DJMcFlinty 7 месяцев назад +80

    "Can't do that offline" he declares, in the game he has *never* played offline

    • @budadams4241
      @budadams4241 7 месяцев назад +3

      That’s his most egregious lie to me. It just doesn’t make sense even for him.

  • @tatersquad2000
    @tatersquad2000 7 месяцев назад +153

    He speedran the positive Phil arc like a champ 🏆

  • @hard8gamingandagslive559
    @hard8gamingandagslive559 7 месяцев назад +93

    "If you like Street Fighter and if you like my new attitude" I laughed so hard..this dude want you to pay him for his "new attitude" unbelievable

    • @watchingyoutube3925
      @watchingyoutube3925 7 месяцев назад +8

      Same 😂

    • @SarahsKnight0
      @SarahsKnight0 7 месяцев назад +7

      He really does keep finding new ways to amaze us with immaturity and entitlement, doesn't he?

    • @STRING3R
      @STRING3R 7 месяцев назад +4

      Sounds like something a 5 year old would say lmao

  • @scorpion6328
    @scorpion6328 7 месяцев назад +290

    It’s hilarious how a man who claims to be “holier than thou” compared to most people decided to make a New Year’s resolution to stop being toxic while playing video games… and unsurprisingly failing at it.
    Phil will be 42 this year, by the way. 😂

    • @Jay3up
      @Jay3up 7 месяцев назад +33

      42? Guy looks like he’s in his early to mid 50s with the mentality of a 10 year old

    • @zalty8556
      @zalty8556 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Jay3up yeah i guess thats what gin and no excerise does to you and also being a human pos.

    • @Gentou76
      @Gentou76 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@Jay3up I am almost 50 and I look younger than Phil.

    • @Saidan79
      @Saidan79 7 месяцев назад

      @@Gentou76 I know people in their 60s who both look and actually are younger and more competent/active both physically and mentally. He has since forever lived the life of a disgusting and unhealthy slob, for the longest time blaming his "advanced age" as the sole reason for his state. Honestly, nothing out of the ordinary for a compulsive and chronic liar, gaslighter, hypocrite, narcissist and bottom-feeder like FilI. Not to mention that somehow it always only himself who is supposedly at a disadvantage that is outside of his own influence, never his opponent.

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 7 месяцев назад +6

      hmmm, how many minutes did he last until he failed?

  • @sheikbombalot5781
    @sheikbombalot5781 7 месяцев назад +106

    “And the KICK COMES OUT LATE!” That’s not the game Phil, that’s your gin soaked reflexes.

  • @jordan20910
    @jordan20910 7 месяцев назад +111

    I still love the fact that to him, being less toxic means "screaming less like a banshee" but still can't keep his mouth shut and keep the ACTUAL toxic to himself.

    • @Salamandaa
      @Salamandaa 7 месяцев назад +5

      No matter the season Phil will always be a miserable loser.

    • @spottyhead
      @spottyhead 7 месяцев назад +3

      Meet the "New Phil", same as the Old Phil

    • @honeydarlinggaming9156
      @honeydarlinggaming9156 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@spottyhead But this time with a nw coat of paint!

    • @jordan20910
      @jordan20910 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@honeydarlinggaming9156 which expired 10 years ago.

  • @MsGhoulz
    @MsGhoulz 7 месяцев назад +112

    Starts off the non-toxic stream by letting people know that he won the first match, despite losing.

    • @thesamon123
      @thesamon123 7 месяцев назад +6

      History is written by the victors

  • @razorsharp5643
    @razorsharp5643 7 месяцев назад +42

    I remember him yelling "Not only are you a bad player, you're a terrible person" a few months ago. He just can't help himself with the personal attacks, his ego gets so hurt and he sees losing in a game as an attack. He gaslights others for mental help but he needs it himself, and bad.

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 7 месяцев назад +6

      I feel like if he went to a therapist it would be like on always sunny where he tries making his session about everyone else in his life. Probably has files on his contributors and detractors

    • @Herodotus888
      @Herodotus888 6 месяцев назад

      @@tylerlackey1175 Yea but who has to do the dishes though?

  • @roostercogburn3591
    @roostercogburn3591 7 месяцев назад +154

    it’s really cruel of capcom to specifically target phil for 95% dropped inputs and a block that only works half the time. Sad, really

    • @LiveLongAndProsperHonestly
      @LiveLongAndProsperHonestly 7 месяцев назад +11

      ITS THE CONSOLE DOOD

    • @JoNNyCLOUD171
      @JoNNyCLOUD171 7 месяцев назад +23

      It's the stick.
      The old stick did the same.
      He needs a new one as well as a top end PC as well as another copy of SF6. Nothing he can do.

    • @TriceAmnael
      @TriceAmnael 7 месяцев назад +10

      Detrackacktors at Kahmkast, and now at Kahpkahm...

    • @DarkPatro56
      @DarkPatro56 7 месяцев назад +16

      Not just Capcom but every fighting game dev. Always providing Piggy with a copy with integrated handicap for the "probably the best overall gamer in the country" - DipShitPhil

    • @SuicidalBuu
      @SuicidalBuu 7 месяцев назад +10

      They’ve been targeting him for 10 years in every game they drop his inputs

  • @MegaBleedman
    @MegaBleedman 7 месяцев назад +46

    Phil desperately trying so hard not to show his immaturity in front of his audience is just freakin hilarious.
    We know deep inside he's screaming and raging like a 10 yr old.

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel 7 месяцев назад +40

    Can we all take a moment to take in the fact that a married man in his 40s, with a business degree, tried to turn not being a piece of shit to other players into a gimmick for his streams.

  • @HoneyNutism
    @HoneyNutism 7 месяцев назад +84

    10:17 his opponent baited him to do a move at him and he punished it and hit confirmed it into a full combo. DSP POV = MASH MASH

    • @Sharkmane25
      @Sharkmane25 7 месяцев назад +5

      Lmao can’t stop laughing at this excuse

    • @Kalulosu
      @Kalulosu 7 месяцев назад +8

      Getting grabbed = mash lol

    • @rabbyd542
      @rabbyd542 7 месяцев назад +1

      He referred to a wake up reversal as mashing once (or many times).

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention 7 месяцев назад

      Drive rush is not a true hit confirm

  • @Ashkihyena
    @Ashkihyena 7 месяцев назад +63

    SF6 getting close to a wage quit.
    Also, sounds like that “not gonna be toxic” resolution is already dead.

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced 7 месяцев назад +7

      "Not gonna be toxic" resolutions and "Its just a character" excuses coincidentally appearing around the same time of the Mike Clum DSP documentary rumors and discussions when all eyes would be on him.

    • @TenshiPog
      @TenshiPog 7 месяцев назад +10

      Can't wait for him to pull out "moment of weakness" quote when he gets called out.

    • @infamouscheesecake2232
      @infamouscheesecake2232 7 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@TenshiPog"It was muh depression"

    • @leonc9760
      @leonc9760 7 месяцев назад +5

      “If you like my new attitude please support” lol his attitude still stinks and is the same as always: toxic 😂

    • @Chengeist
      @Chengeist 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@leonc9760 From now on he will remind everyone how much he changed and isnt toxic anymore multiple times per stream.

  • @TerminalProtocol
    @TerminalProtocol 7 месяцев назад +31

    "100% Guaranteed Loss" is pretty much Phil's life motto at this point.

    • @nathanielbeven9052
      @nathanielbeven9052 7 месяцев назад +3

      ill take "things DSPs mother was told by Doctorss right after giving birth to him" for 400$, Alex

    • @taags
      @taags 7 месяцев назад +1

      Should be on his tombstone.

  • @Clamfaced
    @Clamfaced 7 месяцев назад +66

    17:44 - 17:54 You can see the idea of "You didnt enter the combo right" come into his head and his denial just insta erases it. He just can't accept that he didn't play well. There's just no "What if I didnt input the combo correctly? What if I didnt react in time?"

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 7 месяцев назад +14

      That's impossible, what an unreasonable and absurd claim. He's the most perfect Street Fighter player ever, what you're suggesting simply cannot be. It's not an option. His skill is unquestioned.

    • @bobsmith5088
      @bobsmith5088 7 месяцев назад +9

      Maybe you are not aware that Phil is a street fighter tournament champion. He wouldn't make such simple mistakes.

  • @kewpuh3338
    @kewpuh3338 7 месяцев назад +53

    love how he was sneaky with letting the rematch timer run out at 11:04 and then just quit completely on the rematch at 16:04 as both would have pushed him below 1500

    • @rockmanraiden6627
      @rockmanraiden6627 7 месяцев назад

      He's a genius at being a scumbag

    • @redwolfxl69
      @redwolfxl69 7 месяцев назад +4

      What happens when you drop below 1500? (I don't have sf6 myself)

  • @absol_lute_zero9083
    @absol_lute_zero9083 7 месяцев назад +32

    9:25
    The Legendary Double Perfect
    Outstanding salt from Phil as always

  • @Braawlrus
    @Braawlrus 7 месяцев назад +11

    7:04 opens round with drive rush. Immediately rushes again. In burn out. "In burn out already? I haven't even drive rushed?!" Goldfish level logic.🎉🎉

  • @Clamfaced
    @Clamfaced 7 месяцев назад +35

    DSP has this really weird mentality thats mostly seen in fighting games but about gaming in general where if something worked once, it must work all the time. Like in Dark Souls, if this tactic/move worked once, it must work against every enemy. So for fighting games its like "This combo worked, therefore it must work all the time now" without thinking WHY it worked that one time (e.g. he fooled someone into the combo, the person wasn't a good player, it works well against that character etc.) and any other time it doesn't work, it MUST be scrub players, it MUST be capcahm, it MUST be lag. He can't comprehend that the person adapted because he spams the same combo over and over because thats "the combo that works" and he never adapts. Its like creative thinking doesn't enter his head, he can't creatively think on the spot. We saw that in Zelda too.

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M 7 месяцев назад +6

      Highly regarded

    • @omfgholycrap
      @omfgholycrap 7 месяцев назад +3

      Story of Philburts life 😆😆😆. Bullheaded, never leaves his comfort zone and refuses to adapt.

    • @jontaehall2740
      @jontaehall2740 7 месяцев назад +7

      @Clamfaced That's why him and LTG are the most free fighting game players around. They play in a very predictable way and never strays from that. Their egos make this worse because they already think they're better than everyone else. Phil is more annoying to watch because he is a smug asshole when he wins regardless of what ranking, but cries like a baby when someone who knows the game beats him.

    • @lc1429
      @lc1429 7 месяцев назад +1

      i have never played street fighter in my life but after watching phil for a few games I could easily predict when hes gonna do up ball or a grab with his blanka, thats saying something.

    • @mattyrolph8429
      @mattyrolph8429 7 месяцев назад +2

      This is a perfect analogy for his life philosophy in general... If at 1st you don't succeed, repeatedly do exact same thing. You should not have to change...it's not you, it's them. 😮

  • @SquallTheBlade
    @SquallTheBlade 7 месяцев назад +26

    "He is just mashing". Bro he is checking your approach with a button, or keeping his turn after a plus move, or doing a strike/throw mixup. How does he not know how those situations work?

    • @jontaehall2740
      @jontaehall2740 7 месяцев назад +7

      He doesn't learn frame data or proper combos since that requires effort. Shown by the fact that he is the one that keeps throwing random shit out every time and burns himself out in 2 seconds.

    • @Herodotus888
      @Herodotus888 6 месяцев назад

      I had to look through the comments to see if anyone mentioned this. Like dude your opponent reacted really well to your drive rush and countered you. I honestly don't think this is an excuse from him. I think his reactions are so terrible that he can't fathom that someone else can do that. He thinks that they had to of just happened to hit jab randomly because it is impossible to react to drive rush/impact.

  • @ScruffsX
    @ScruffsX 7 месяцев назад +43

    The Jamie wasn’t spamming whatsoever. Just solid gameplay lol

    • @Prime92
      @Prime92 7 месяцев назад +2

      Well if you attack Phil at all nowadays it's mashing to him.

  • @ileamonster
    @ileamonster 7 месяцев назад +60

    He is quite literally the ONLY person I've ever seen complain about inputs for street fighter online

    • @Phenom_Pat
      @Phenom_Pat 7 месяцев назад +13

      You haven't seen LTG have you

    • @ileamonster
      @ileamonster 7 месяцев назад +31

      @@Phenom_Pat I have made a concerted effort to limit my lolcow intake tbh

    • @dontworryaboutit5490
      @dontworryaboutit5490 7 месяцев назад

      There’s deff issues with dropped inputs, but Phil is just using that as an excuse for his garbage reflexes

    • @DayFul
      @DayFul 7 месяцев назад

      Sorry but that's completely false there's some major input overlap issues that regularly affect pro players as well.

    • @ileamonster
      @ileamonster 7 месяцев назад

      oh i don't doubt it, but I haven't really seen many other complaints with the FGC players I've watched, maybe I got lucky@@DayFul

  • @escoplayer10
    @escoplayer10 7 месяцев назад +11

    I dont even play fighting games but at 6:33 he uses Blanka Ball 4 times in four seconds. Dude plays like a bot, and he wonders why people read him like a book.

  • @7gdnz
    @7gdnz 7 месяцев назад +19

    0:17 first it was “I won’t get mad,” now it’s “I’ll try not to get mad.” Pick a lane dsp

  • @wideawakeanimal1
    @wideawakeanimal1 7 месяцев назад +10

    This "new attitude" sounds eerily similar to the old attitude. LMAO

  • @rafaelkresmar3998
    @rafaelkresmar3998 7 месяцев назад +19

    if that's him "not being toxic to other players" than I don't wanna know what he'd actually want to say... he accused anyone who beats him of just "button mashing" and he knows when someone is mashing buttons....
    but I swear to god that the people who keep giving him money just want to see him suffer... there's no way he still has loyal viewers that would give him that much money...

  • @wakeupFFS2012
    @wakeupFFS2012 7 месяцев назад +4

    "Guyz, if you like Street Fighter and you like my new attitude...." - LOL

  • @davidromero2704
    @davidromero2704 7 месяцев назад +16

    The look on him when he is in awe and says wow in the intro is always funny. Its as though he forgot to put on his dentures.

  • @rubensano4860
    @rubensano4860 7 месяцев назад +21

    'That would never work offline.'
    So? You exclusively play online.

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced 7 месяцев назад +7

      Yeah its like, then go play offline. There's plenty of offline tournaments.

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 7 месяцев назад +3

      IMPAHSSIBLE DOOD. He'd have to go out in public around living human beings dood NAHT PAHSSIBLE SNORT

  • @demoneyeslaharl
    @demoneyeslaharl 7 месяцев назад +19

    That first Ken comeback has got to be scripted. No way he lost to someone pixels away from death. Twice!

    • @RPGgamerWolf
      @RPGgamerWolf 7 месяцев назад +3

      Nah DSP is just that bad

    • @redwolfxl69
      @redwolfxl69 7 месяцев назад

      Phil can't finish a fight. The man couldn't finish his taxes on time.

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 7 месяцев назад

      Never underestimate Phil’s ineptitude.

  • @valsione38
    @valsione38 7 месяцев назад +11

    - new years resolution
    - fails at it the first day
    😂

  • @birduno
    @birduno 7 месяцев назад +18

    dsp is right. it's insane that a game would drop millions of inputs

  • @charliecrackmon
    @charliecrackmon 7 месяцев назад +43

    If I had money, I would arrange an IRL tournament between Phil and ten random players. Anytime he wins, he gets $1000. Anytime he loses, he gets punched in the face as hard as possible

    • @FrancoKTA
      @FrancoKTA 7 месяцев назад +19

      He has way to much pride to ever give someone the opportunity to beat him face to face. With the “ horrible net code” and his hermit lifestyle he’s safe to gaslight himself and his audience into believing he’s a top tier player. You could offer him $10,000 if he wins and he still wouldn’t do it. He would be risking shattering his whole identity.

    • @Saidan79
      @Saidan79 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@FrancoKTA It is honestly mind-boggling that despite not playing an offline SF match in a decade (ergo, at LEAST the last two installments of SF), he somehow know exactly the difference between what you can do offline, online and even during various levels of latency. FilI has this amazing habit of speaking extremely confidently and in-depth about things he know exactly nothing about or has just passably superficial experience with.

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 7 месяцев назад +5

      run that idea past keemstar, maybe something will happen

    • @CarlBriggs861
      @CarlBriggs861 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@Saidan79I think the last real life tournament he went to was like 2006-7? He may not have even played a non online multiplayer match of SF4

    • @tuvalupanapa5490
      @tuvalupanapa5490 7 месяцев назад +1

      With all that "Rollback Netcode" specifically targeting Soylent Phillip?

  • @aledantih6524
    @aledantih6524 7 месяцев назад +5

    Dude got manhandled by that Juri lmao

  • @Creatineuser.
    @Creatineuser. 7 месяцев назад +9

    5:01
    He wants to get paid because he’s trying to change his attitude wtf

  • @Lots-Of-People-are-Saying
    @Lots-Of-People-are-Saying 7 месяцев назад +3

    Wow, he says the quiet part out loud. 💀💀💀
    "If people beat me with the rushdown I'll say, Oh there it is again. There's the rushdown and here's my dropped input."

  • @MaxsonAtTheFort
    @MaxsonAtTheFort 7 месяцев назад +14

    Phil’s psyche is on the brink of breaking, soon enough we’re gonna hear a story on the news of a Snorting madman running across the streets of Renton with a dull, rusty hatchet shouting. (I DID NOTHING WRONG I DID EVERYTHING CORRECT!)😂😂😂

    • @TheShoguneagle
      @TheShoguneagle 7 месяцев назад +1

      He’ll just be running around in his wakahndo, clown-moding it up.

    • @rockmanraiden6627
      @rockmanraiden6627 7 месяцев назад

      No Phil's a coward

    • @Prime92
      @Prime92 7 месяцев назад

      That sounds like too much work for Phil.

  • @YungSavage203
    @YungSavage203 7 месяцев назад +3

    The amount of baiting that Ken did to DSP is legendary. Ironically, you can only get baited like that if you are a pattern player. 😂😂

  • @hjorhrafn
    @hjorhrafn 7 месяцев назад +4

    I used to get tilted in fighting games just like this when I was twelve. My controller was broken, or my opponents would just cheese moves. Then I figured out I just suck at these types of games. Of course, I never won any "high level" tournament, so my pride isn't tied up in playing and winning. Too bad DSP can't come to the conclusion that he just sucks at these games.

  • @GarlicPepper
    @GarlicPepper 7 месяцев назад +3

    A good way not to tilt is to compliment the other player and recognize the stuff they're good at. Surprised Phil has never tried this.

  • @AceFondu
    @AceFondu 7 месяцев назад +2

    I audibly laughed when he said "I hope you like my new attitude" LMAO. I watched this live and missed that comment, I was just hearing his usual complaining in the background.

  • @rossjackson8259
    @rossjackson8259 7 месяцев назад +5

    How would he know what would work offline? He hasn’t played offline in over a decade.

    • @Laserbaumwolle
      @Laserbaumwolle 7 месяцев назад

      Maybe he spends 3 hours a day manhandling the easy AI.

  • @fuman7057
    @fuman7057 7 месяцев назад +4

    Whenever Phil plays a fighting game and looks at the chat after losing, he’s obviously looking to ban anyone he sees is mocking him.

  • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
    @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer 7 месяцев назад +2

    "There's my dropped input"
    That controller is the biggest detractor ever. It always knows when to "drop" only Daves moves.

  • @BeerMe831
    @BeerMe831 7 месяцев назад +2

    Him saying "if you like my new attitude then donate" is so damn pathetic. Even if he had changed his attitude(he didn't), saying you've changed after an hour or two is so manipulative.

  • @genericalfishtycoon3853
    @genericalfishtycoon3853 7 месяцев назад +5

    Phil SHOULD feel bad, he's messing up the game's rating system by handing out all those free Ws

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar 7 месяцев назад +2

      Seriously, it's like dropping an invasive species into an environment. He's just gouting the place up.

  • @rickpeters8204
    @rickpeters8204 7 месяцев назад +5

    1:40 this man really just goes on a 2 minute rant on how he has 'near inhuman lightspeed reactions and am able to react to my own misinputs in literal nanoseconds.'

    • @notoriousbbeg4147
      @notoriousbbeg4147 7 месяцев назад

      He's actually constantly mashing, his inputs are terrible and his reactions are terrible😊

  • @Tlee10
    @Tlee10 7 месяцев назад +8

    Love the absolute tech knowledge he spews.
    Blanka true blockstring off drive rush is only standing light kick and that's it -- every other button will get hit by a reversal.

    • @orichumo
      @orichumo 7 месяцев назад +1

      He really wants every single move of his characters to be safe on everything

  • @thatd00doverthere
    @thatd00doverthere 7 месяцев назад +2

    “I…..down backed”
    You think we don’t see that big ass COUNTER HIT on the screen lmao

  • @cs_s1987
    @cs_s1987 7 месяцев назад +8

    How about a collection of all the times DSP actually acknowledged its opponent's skill and that the other player was simply better than him? Might be a nice YT Short xD

  • @depressionyachts
    @depressionyachts 7 месяцев назад +6

    "I down backed" when is says 'Counter Hit'
    DSP mashes and wonders why he gets hit, EVO pro behavior of course.

    • @musicJRF
      @musicJRF 7 месяцев назад +3

      You can tell from the way he looked at his stick right after and how he said "I...down backed" so unconvincingly that he tried to parry instead of blocking, not realizing he was in burn out until after he was already dead. I looked up the match and that's exactly what he did. 😂 He was probably looking at P1 meter thinking it was his.

  • @sladethedoritospro8084
    @sladethedoritospro8084 7 месяцев назад +5

    Started a new year with Phil getting double perfected by a Juri.

  • @Dnetwork007
    @Dnetwork007 7 месяцев назад +3

    He's gonna get his ass handed to him in Tekken 8, I'll try to snipe him with my Lili😂😂😂

  • @garrycowan4394
    @garrycowan4394 7 месяцев назад +2

    The absolute cheek of him saying he wont react to disrespectful people... absolutely no self realisation for phil

  • @hawg_tv
    @hawg_tv 7 месяцев назад +2

    Hahahaha did he just say “if you like my new attitude” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NorthernNomad90
    @NorthernNomad90 7 месяцев назад +3

    "At least I didn't lose my cool."
    You're serious?

  • @JFresh9
    @JFresh9 7 месяцев назад +8

    It was funny watching him lose in real time and him coping to the moon.

  • @purbeast
    @purbeast 7 месяцев назад +1

    It's amazing how he has absolutely no clue about the rules of this game. Like I wonder if he genuinely knows he is wrong and is doing it for entertainment, or just doesn't know for real.
    1. "I was holding down back I don't know how that hit me" - it hit you because we saw the big ass yellow COUNTER HIT text which means you were also pressing a button, while holding down back
    2. "That was a block string, he should not have been able to do his EX move" - that is just wrong, it's not a block string if you are doing drive rush, and there is room for an invincible startup move to hit you.
    3. "There's nothing I can do about that" (after a throw) - actually yes, you can tech, but you pressed another button because we saw COUNTER HIT again
    4. "These top tiers, I do drive reversal and he still gets a free hit" - yes, because he BLOCKED your drive reversal, and that is a punish counter.
    5. "I'm already burnt out, 10 seconds in, and I haven't even drive rushed yet" - actually, you did drive rush, and you also did a drive rush cancel, and those 2 moves are 4 bars right there.
    6. "Everything is a mash" - no, it's that you are predictable and suck and know how to beat you easily
    7. "It dropped my moves" - no, you just have terrible execution
    8. "It's an instant overhead and you can't block it online" - lol Chun Li's overhead is far from instant. He's just old and can't react anymore.
    9. "Why did I lose?" - because you suck and don't understand the game.

  • @surrenderfleet
    @surrenderfleet 7 месяцев назад +5

    I am surprised, genuinely, that he seems to believe the game is busted considering he managed to misclick where he cast a spell in BG3 earlier. He must be living like that dude in the episode from Quantum Leap (you know the one...) thinking he's normal when, in reality, he's an oaf.

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar 7 месяцев назад

      I'm regarded? ( Guts theme starts playing)

  • @batangbatugan
    @batangbatugan 7 месяцев назад +2

    Being toxic is as second nature to Phil as lying, snorting and burping.

  • @SnapeVader
    @SnapeVader 7 месяцев назад +3

    Phill: "I do all my moves smart and calculated!!"
    Also Phill: (Whiff panic EX Vertical Blanka ball on wake up)

    • @Prime92
      @Prime92 7 месяцев назад

      He didn't mean to do that though. Did it look like he did that? Cause he for real didn't. Game's just too laggy and dropped his input.

    • @SnapeVader
      @SnapeVader 7 месяцев назад

      @@Prime92 I mean tbh DSP never means to do anything when it comes to fighting games. He claims that he doesnt press a button but he clearly does. Thats why it says counter hit so we never know. Capcom is full of detractors

  • @ashhesilksong1977
    @ashhesilksong1977 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’m pretty new to learning about this… creature (absolutely fascinated by the simultaneous god/victim complex). And I’m more of an RPG nerd than a fighting game nerd, BUT if all these players are “pattern players” and he’s been such a great “champion” in fighting games over the years, wouldn’t he recognize the patterns easily?
    Like I said, I’m so fascinated by him- his thought process thinking he’s such a genius mastermind, but he’s just so staggeringly stupid.
    Love all the detractor comments and content, y’all are great!

  • @asigbin2824
    @asigbin2824 7 месяцев назад +2

    If DSP wants to know why he is losing.He is losing because he is playing every opponent like they're all the same person. All people have different playstyles, but most of them have the same thing common. So you have to take your time to learn your opponent and learn their tendencies. If he actually started doing that instead of doing the pattern gameplay, he accuses everyone else of doing, then he might start winning. We know that's not going to happen. Can't wait to see more SALT from him when Tekken 8 releases, if he buys it.

  • @pipehelix5776
    @pipehelix5776 7 месяцев назад +3

    I've had sf6 have lag problems that I have to fix using nvidia control panel, but I've never seen or experienced this "game dropping the inputs" phil tries to gaslight on everyone

  • @oldguardiron5946
    @oldguardiron5946 7 месяцев назад +4

    Phil needs a job. Staying cool is beyond his skill set

  • @NewZen41
    @NewZen41 7 месяцев назад +1

    Not even a day after, ladies and gentlemen.
    Man is truly an inspiration...

  • @ceophilosopher7173
    @ceophilosopher7173 7 месяцев назад +5

    He’s literally fighting the urge to yell insults and slurs. I love watching him seethe.

  • @DanteV2019
    @DanteV2019 7 месяцев назад +2

    Fail getting perfect k.o’d gives me lmfao 😂

  • @Flindo911
    @Flindo911 7 месяцев назад +3

    “That is not possible unless playjng online “ than how come I do that in offline locals all the time 🤔

  • @JustinTrudeau1971
    @JustinTrudeau1971 7 месяцев назад +4

    I fought the FGC Calgary Blanka back when he was a lower rank and he destroyed me. That's not saying much because I'm not very good but it's nice to see he's made it to master and is annhilating Phil :)

  • @RemTV
    @RemTV 7 месяцев назад +1

    The way he goes from laughing to serious at 1:42 is honestly creepy. It's weird that he knows that he has all these eyes on him and he wants to have complete control over the narrative. what a psycho

  • @philslaya
    @philslaya 7 месяцев назад +2

    2:16 HES ACTUALLY GASLIGHTING THE FUCKING VIDEOGAME

  • @Nauct
    @Nauct 7 месяцев назад +2

    They're playing in a pattern, there's nothing I could do XD

  • @LordBeMine
    @LordBeMine 7 месяцев назад +3

    Smooth buttery 60 blames per second

  • @ashleybrooke2087
    @ashleybrooke2087 7 месяцев назад +1

    I like how his expertise in fighting games allows him to determine when his opponent is just button mashing or making lucky guesses or engaged in pattern play yet prevents him from easily defeating those same opponents.
    What use is your strategical or tactical prowess if it only allows you to understand why you lose but seldom how you can win?

  • @Lowenssohn
    @Lowenssohn 7 месяцев назад +2

    Let's face it. His opponents can't slow down their gameplay in order to make him look good. Suks to B Phil.

  • @Greywind_
    @Greywind_ 7 месяцев назад

    DSP : "If you like street fighter and if you like my new attitude please support the stream"
    Also DSP : "WOW I COULDN'T BLAHHK THAT, I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING"

  • @mike3954
    @mike3954 7 месяцев назад

    Love that before he even boots the game up he admits he KNOWS he's going to claim there's a missed input when he gets beaten.

  • @KrisLee2113
    @KrisLee2113 7 месяцев назад +1

    He’s just not screaming. But he’s saying the same bullshit in a lower tone of voice. Totally new attitude for our boy Phil. 🙄🙄

  • @sonsofkojimarip
    @sonsofkojimarip 7 месяцев назад +3

    Mah Blahnka Bahlls won't come out, WTF!! jab, jab, jab, mash, mash, mash. It didn't come out and I can't even blahck! Nothing I could do, d00d.

  • @yofyo
    @yofyo 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love watching dsp getting roasted in mirror matches

  • @MastaBroshiX
    @MastaBroshiX 7 месяцев назад

    Bro chun li stance overhead being "instant" is wild

  • @LiveLongAndProsperHonestly
    @LiveLongAndProsperHonestly 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love how he claims shit doesn't work offline when he hasn't played this shit offline with a single solitary soul.

  • @Astrokittens
    @Astrokittens 7 месяцев назад +3

    Its so funny to me that he was desperate for SF6 to win game of the year. All he does is whine about how broken it is lmao

  • @Mr__Geno
    @Mr__Geno 7 месяцев назад +2

    Dsp is the guy that thinks that by putting on a "Nice" shirt or makes him a better person. What a loser.

  • @pedrobrazon6610
    @pedrobrazon6610 7 месяцев назад +2

    I can already tell the cultists are either getting tired or giving him flak about his constant excuses while playing that he felt forced to say before playing that he needed to tone down on it lmao.
    And right after saying that he just throws it out the window and starts with the excuses xD

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 7 месяцев назад +2

    Bro thinking he'll actually stop yelling at the players. When one guy teabags him he suddenly acts like he wasn't insulting the player already, then says "I thought you were a good player, but now that you've teabagged I klnow your a shit human being" yes.... teabagging makes you the worst of the worst. Man when he gets worked up he really gets worked up.
    I also like that he blamed this on the old FGC where you apparently shit talked in the middle of matches at eachother. Pretty sure most people shut up and focus when they are playing hard. I know some of the shit talking back then was sometimes real, but alot of the time it for the 'show' like wrestling. But I guarentee Phil either used that as a cover, or didn't understand that. And alongside his generally terrible ability to make friends so people would believe he's just messing around he just added to the fire of why people disliked him.
    Dude is gonna be 42 and he still cannot stop himself from utterly losinghis mind and yelling at the TV and insulting players. I know games can be frustrating and I'm not against getting mad, but damn..... it's every single time, and he always resorts to calling the game shit and the players shit. He NEVER just admits "Damn I made the wrong move and I'm mad at myself cause I know what I should do, but I mess it up" my brother plays fighting games and usually that's why he gets mad, when he knows he's messing upand lost himself the match.
    All his excuses don't evenmake sense once he plays another Blanka. I mean how can you justify him being a better character than you. You have the exact same frame data. It's the biggest sign that you suck, when a mirror match comes up and proves that even on a perfectly balanced playing field you get your ass handed to you.

  • @boltsy1395
    @boltsy1395 7 месяцев назад +2

    hmm his behavior doesn't sound fake seems like he's really exposing the fact that he can't handle the game and is really a big irredeemable piece a garbage.

  • @JP-rm7km
    @JP-rm7km 7 месяцев назад

    The veil of ‘All new Phil’ broke on those 2 spicy perfect KO’s

  • @NorthernNomad90
    @NorthernNomad90 7 месяцев назад +1

    He's just so insufferable.

  • @johnnyzen4282
    @johnnyzen4282 7 месяцев назад

    I love it when phil fights someone using one of his mains against him, and you see the correct way to play the character instead of the spam bullshit that we get from him 🤣

  • @jean778
    @jean778 7 месяцев назад +1

    "If you like my new attitude, give me money", the fuck?

  • @MinecwaftBeans
    @MinecwaftBeans 7 месяцев назад +1

    Support if you like my new attitude is wild. He's literally doing the exact same thing the only new thing is an added hint of passive aggressiveness

  • @rj-vy7un
    @rj-vy7un 7 месяцев назад +1

    It's so funny how hard you can see he is trying to hold in the toxicity to prove people he can be calm it's so funny

  • @cosmicdragon9237
    @cosmicdragon9237 7 месяцев назад +2

    7:00 That ken lmao, baited and predicted phail moves like a champ

  • @honeydarlinggaming9156
    @honeydarlinggaming9156 7 месяцев назад

    9:25. Shout outs to the WHAT I THINK is the FIRST double perfect i've seen so far DSP. Put her in the Hall of Fame with Ludwig and Champion Gundyr for breaking Phil.

  • @decorateddeerskull
    @decorateddeerskull 7 месяцев назад +2

    So....what's this new attitude Phil mentioned?

  • @Saidan79
    @Saidan79 7 месяцев назад +1

    Everyone knows that a spamming Luke should never be able to beat a thinking Blanka.