THE AVENGERS' PICKUP LINES

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @shivenjuneja1107
    @shivenjuneja1107 4 года назад +832

    Vision: Flirts with Nat
    Scarlet Witch to Nat: "U took everything from me!"

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +298

    Black Widow: (Kicks Thor)
    *Wait, how is he feeling it?*

    • @ninjashoyo2062
      @ninjashoyo2062 4 года назад +13

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache You probably get this like 1,000 times a day but how. How are you on EVERY VIDEO.

    • @iantownshend9304
      @iantownshend9304 4 года назад +5

      @@ninjashoyo2062 ON THE REAL, i just thought this guy was my lost twin brother, cause every video i see he is in the comments, but apprently i am not the only one who has seen him multiple times

    • @LeonardoShellhead
      @LeonardoShellhead 4 года назад +5

      What about Black Panther? THEY WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT HIS SUIT BEING VIBRANIAM

    • @estebann2007
      @estebann2007 4 года назад

      Noah P pretty sure he just goes to his recommendations which are probably the same as yours

    • @alphagojira5647
      @alphagojira5647 4 года назад +2

      I expected Thor to be like, not feeling a thing. Same for Hulk. And Black Panther. 😒
      Poor Groot....
      I guess Iron Man (Cartoon Hooligans' Pickup Line videos) got what he deserved. I respect the MCU Iron Man

  • @troublesometruck3347
    @troublesometruck3347 4 года назад +444

    Spider-Man: Is related to spiders
    Black Widow: Spider Species
    🤔

  • @ZiggyyFN
    @ZiggyyFN 3 года назад +80

    “I got my longest arrow in my pants.” GOT ME DEAD 💀 !

  • @Cats-e7d
    @Cats-e7d 4 года назад +462

    Spiderman: *gets kicked in the stomach*
    Also Spiderman: *kicks Iron Man in the stomach with everyone else cheering him on*

  • @dasilvasurfer3160
    @dasilvasurfer3160 4 года назад +640

    Everyone: *tries to use dumb/smart pickup lines to get with black widow*
    Hulk: “I WANT TO SMAAAAAAASH”

  • @apolly0xn8474
    @apolly0xn8474 4 года назад +560

    “All my muscles got bigger. You know what that means”
    Me: This escalated quickly

  • @monoc120
    @monoc120 3 года назад +129

    Other male avengers: girl kick
    Stark: *A L L K I C K*

    • @vw6013
      @vw6013 4 месяца назад

      Wait how can they kick iron man without hurting there foot or breaking it

  • @kingtomxii4464
    @kingtomxii4464 4 года назад +595

    Spider-Man: Gets hit in the ribcage multiple times
    Spider-Man Again: Has bandages and wrapping on his head

    • @adamabera
      @adamabera 4 года назад +21

      I was thinking the same thing, maybe it's because captain marvel's grip gave him brain damage.😂

    • @Satan_The_Mastermind
      @Satan_The_Mastermind 4 года назад +5

      Mabye they damaged him in the head off scene?

    • @samsonrosario2350
      @samsonrosario2350 4 года назад +3

      Pubg logic

    • @daniellabastida6790
      @daniellabastida6790 4 года назад

      They all sound like spider man when they get beat up

    • @hazlinaalias3632
      @hazlinaalias3632 4 года назад

      Hahahahahahhaahhaahhah

  • @creeperawwmen2833
    @creeperawwmen2833 4 года назад +205

    spiderman:*being flirty to older girls*
    mj:I’m over here!!!!

  • @catbellyblower4563
    @catbellyblower4563 4 года назад +504

    The moral of the story:
    Dont use old pickup line to girl nowadays.

  • @odnetnin2768
    @odnetnin2768 3 года назад +232

    I love how Nat doesn’t realize that it’s a Pickup line every time

    • @marinabecerra9472
      @marinabecerra9472 3 года назад +11

      I know!! It is so hilarious!!!🤣🤣

    • @KarthikArjun991991
      @KarthikArjun991991 3 года назад +11

      Time stone I guess 😅

    • @aryshandono3249
      @aryshandono3249 3 года назад +7

      She actually realized it in part two. She just likes assaulting Peter I guess 😆

    • @spidey-user
      @spidey-user Год назад

      What did you expect she is an ex-spy but she still gots some ways to know.

  • @iLoonyyy94
    @iLoonyyy94 4 года назад +264

    "I went forward in time... to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of these pickup lines."
    "How many did you see?"
    "14,000,605"
    "How many worked?"
    "...None."

    • @keny449
      @keny449 4 года назад +2

      0

    • @cineus29
      @cineus29 4 года назад +1

      Alphalanx no u.

    • @awesomeyoutuber0094
      @awesomeyoutuber0094 4 года назад

      🤣🤣😂😂😂😅🤣😅🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @katana-master1451
      @katana-master1451 4 года назад

      @@keny449 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii8iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii8iiiiii8i8i8ii8i9i9i89i888iii9iiiii88ii9i9i9i9i98i898ii8i9i899iii8

    • @wolfer2005
      @wolfer2005 4 года назад +1

      It’s actually -99999999999999999999999999999999999 worked

  • @ajikphantom3827
    @ajikphantom3827 4 года назад +167

    Me: did you know? you like oxygen
    Natasha: why
    Me: because I cannot live without you.

  • @samuel_cr22
    @samuel_cr22 4 года назад +2599

    Spiderman: *gets kicked in the stomach.
    Also Spiderman: *apply bandages to his head.
    😂😂

  • @diegohernandez5072
    @diegohernandez5072 3 года назад +86

    Yondu: Do you remember anything about your father?
    Natasha: I never knew my father.
    Yondu: Well then how bout you call me Daddy?
    *gets kicked in the ribs by Kraglin*

    • @samulIC49
      @samulIC49 3 года назад +3

      😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂🙂🙃😊😇🥰🤩🤥🤥🙄😒😏😏😶😶😑😐😐

  • @dqreps
    @dqreps 4 года назад +265

    *Hulk: it's 37 inches. Yeah, you heard me right...*
    *Girl: take me home tonight!*

    • @spdrdrip2887
      @spdrdrip2887 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @Dusty_Dilbert
      @Dusty_Dilbert 4 года назад +24

      That’s not even when he’s excited ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @SuvanOra
      @SuvanOra 4 года назад +4

      Ronin the Troll Slayer WHAT

    • @momoka9873
      @momoka9873 4 года назад +8

      @@Dusty_Dilbert UHM, HOW DO I RESPOND TO THAT

    • @dqreps
      @dqreps 4 года назад +4

      @@Dusty_Dilbert lol.... I forgot to add that part. Thank you for clarifying.....
      Might need to scale it up to about 60 inches then 😮😵😅😂🤣😬

  • @tbuckley2031
    @tbuckley2031 4 года назад +472

    *Peter gets kicked.
    Miles: alright let’s do this one more time.

  • @darkraider8777
    @darkraider8777 4 года назад +313

    Everybody want to flirt with Natasha only
    Other lady avengers: am I a joke to you

    • @ElJimCh
      @ElJimCh 4 года назад +4

      @@jackfrost9512 and antman jajaj

    • @jonathancoleman9062
      @jonathancoleman9062 4 года назад +2

      The only reason the other females join in kicking all the heroes is for that exact reason.

    • @mrbelarabi6062
      @mrbelarabi6062 4 года назад

      @@jackfrost9512
      Even vision tho

    • @MROtheanimator1
      @MROtheanimator1 4 года назад +2

      Ant-Man:Not just that,Wanna see my Giant-Man?
      Wasp:What is wrong with you!? *kicking noise*
      Vision:Don't u know,You're so hot that you're frying my circuits.
      Scarlet Witch:You want to make a joke for me!? *kicking noise*

    • @TylenArcher
      @TylenArcher Месяц назад +1

      ​@@MROtheanimator1They had that one coming to them.

  • @sauceassassain7790
    @sauceassassain7790 4 года назад +177

    I swear Deadpool's pickup lines got him picked up by the ambulance

    • @forkythesporktoy5862
      @forkythesporktoy5862 2 года назад +1

      And the question is. How the hell The Avengers got Deadpool in The MCU?

    • @bullymaguire6942
      @bullymaguire6942 2 года назад

      Well actually Deadpool has a healing factor so no and also Deadpool would probably just pull out a gun

    • @Supersentaidinoverse
      @Supersentaidinoverse 2 года назад +1

      @@forkythesporktoy5862 deadpool travels to the mcu

    • @Coco_1958
      @Coco_1958 2 года назад

      @@forkythesporktoy5862 Deadpool is Deadpool. We don’t question of where and what he travels too…

    • @joeleboeuf
      @joeleboeuf 2 года назад +1

      I think we all know Deadpool deserves to get his ass kicked for his pickup lines.

  • @cosmo_xoxo3850
    @cosmo_xoxo3850 4 года назад +545

    I love how Vision and Scott are kicked by their own girlfriends😂😂😂

  • @muhammadashfaq6795
    @muhammadashfaq6795 4 года назад +403

    "I keep keep the longest arrow in my pants."
    -Hawkeye

  • @SantanaK72
    @SantanaK72 4 года назад +154

    "Natasha, I'm giving you a fine"
    "What for?"
    "This is _you're hella fine_ "
    🎵🎶🎵🎶🎼

  • @alfie8574
    @alfie8574 4 года назад +71

    RIP black panther wakanda for ever😭😭😭

  • @JackassJunior627
    @JackassJunior627 4 года назад +183

    Batman: Hey I’m Batman. You wanna know my secret identity?

  • @diamondtron01
    @diamondtron01 4 года назад +197

    "Hulk...want...to...smash!"
    Yeah, kinda already saw that one coming.

  • @kerronedwards4677
    @kerronedwards4677 4 года назад +202

    Black Panther: My suit is made out of Vibranium do you want to feel it
    Natasha: Wow it's really hard and Strong
    Black Panther: Do you know what else is really hard and Strong
    Me: hahahahahahaha that's my Bro 😂

  • @TheTrapezius
    @TheTrapezius 4 года назад +114

    Rocket: There’s one more thing I need...
    Natasha: What? 😗
    Rocket: Your heart. It’s important to me. 😘❤️

    • @TylenArcher
      @TylenArcher Месяц назад +1

      And Then Rocket gets beat up by Gamora.

  • @DXXtheone
    @DXXtheone 4 года назад +223

    Iron man: Your just doing them wrong, lemme do them
    2 minutes later
    Iron man: gets beat up

  • @kaiporter4747
    @kaiporter4747 4 года назад +127

    Peter: Are we in a garden?
    Natasha: No.... we're at SHIELD.
    Peter: That's weird... then why am I looking at the most beautiful rose?

    • @tbuckley2031
      @tbuckley2031 4 года назад +4

      Now that your rose is in bloom a light hits the gloom on the grey

  • @Princeofthekoopas18
    @Princeofthekoopas18 4 года назад +268

    Everyone hits on black widow
    Other girls :😐

    • @THECAR99
      @THECAR99 4 года назад +9

      They help

    • @josephchambers2000
      @josephchambers2000 4 года назад +11

      I think he needs to try the other ones.

    • @chimkinsandiwch2459
      @chimkinsandiwch2459 4 года назад +4

      The Hulk: 😡😡😡😡😡😠😠😠😠😠

    • @allenmuwonge3951
      @allenmuwonge3951 4 года назад +9

      To be honest she looks like the best one in these animations

    • @diegopansini3152
      @diegopansini3152 4 года назад +6

      Maybe it's because they know the other girls would hit a lot harder than Natasha lol

  • @LIVEMEMESDUBBING
    @LIVEMEMESDUBBING 3 года назад +6

    Captain America can stop everything by his shield.
    But he can't stop himself to falling love with NATASHA .
    😂😂👍👍 .
    REALLY GREAT 👍

  • @HeSoFantastic
    @HeSoFantastic 4 года назад +616

    “All my muscles got bigger you know what that means” had me dead 😂😂😂

    • @vix5170
      @vix5170 4 года назад +10

      I literally realized first time

    • @dxegobr
      @dxegobr 4 года назад +8

      What dose it mean?

    • @ayyjayy7431
      @ayyjayy7431 4 года назад +7

      I just noticed what he meant

    • @El_Acabado791
      @El_Acabado791 4 года назад +1

      @@dxegobr sexe

    • @thelads885
      @thelads885 4 года назад +1

      Same with me

  • @nicholasbouchard7077
    @nicholasbouchard7077 4 года назад +283

    Deadpool’s healing factor can heal everything that breaks except his heart. 😢

  • @rjgholston6331
    @rjgholston6331 4 года назад +305

    “You remind me of the 25 letters of the alphabet”
    “There are 26 letters actually”
    “Oh right my fault, you can get the D later”

  • @JyotiSingh-sm6zb
    @JyotiSingh-sm6zb 4 года назад +82

    Only if u noticed:
    Ant-Man was beaten by wasp
    And vision was beaten by Wanda

    • @TahmoneyX
      @TahmoneyX 4 года назад +9

      And if star lord was and then he would’ve been kicked by Gamora

    • @spike691
      @spike691 3 года назад +4

      And Hulk was Beaten by Natasha😂😂😂

    • @agrilledsandwich2745
      @agrilledsandwich2745 3 года назад

      I did notice it

    • @Tomy_Lightning
      @Tomy_Lightning 3 года назад

      Natasha was flying in the sence vision was getting beaten up

    • @Aadhithiyants
      @Aadhithiyants 3 года назад

      Yes I did

  • @deronporterii3301
    @deronporterii3301 4 года назад +49

    Hey Natasha
    Natasha: Yeah
    You remind me of a food
    Natasha: what kind of food
    A biscuit
    Natasha: why a biscuit
    Cause every biscuit needs some honey

  • @unknowndabber3925
    @unknowndabber3925 4 года назад +83

    Spidey: I am lonely
    BW: Why
    Spidey: Because I am not with you
    (Music)

  • @mashfe3847
    @mashfe3847 4 года назад +633

    Why is that every avenger except peter makes a private joke

  • @jadecaceres2557
    @jadecaceres2557 4 года назад +63

    Or this.
    Gwenpool: Hey, nice suit.
    Daredevil: Oh, thank you
    Gwenpool: I do have one question.
    Daredevil: Whats that?
    Gwenpool: Is that your billy club in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me?
    (Saxophone music plays while Gwenpool smirks.)
    (Daredevil interupts)
    Daredevil: Kid you do realize that I can't see anything.
    Gwenpool: Oooohhhh... Yeah. I forgot about that.
    (Daredevil then kicks Gwenpool)

  • @harrywilliams412
    @harrywilliams412 4 года назад +40

    Spider-Man: ‘Kicks Tony’s ass’
    Pepper: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @MyBlackandRedCZ
      @MyBlackandRedCZ 4 года назад +1

      What I’m wondering is, where has Nebula been this whole time?

  • @PropaChels_CFC
    @PropaChels_CFC 4 года назад +573

    Please do one where he actually goes on a date

  • @tryhard_reaper2126
    @tryhard_reaper2126 4 года назад +203

    “Hey... wanna know my..... secret identity” would’ve worked

  • @explodingdragonmaster757
    @explodingdragonmaster757 3 года назад +53

    I loved it when vision was flirting with Natasha Wanda was the one kicking vision

  • @ricksonnkuluml2728
    @ricksonnkuluml2728 4 года назад +94

    "HULK WANT TO SMASH ;)"
    THIS KILLS🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @marshyhmr7766
    @marshyhmr7766 4 года назад +354

    Natasha: age: 33
    Peter: age: 16
    Peter: lets go on a date
    WAIIIIITTT

    • @MROtheanimator1
      @MROtheanimator1 4 года назад +22

      *illegal age*

    • @pacificialgenocider5111
      @pacificialgenocider5111 4 года назад +16

      @@MROtheanimator1 *VERY* illegal

    • @soniaudeshi9179
      @soniaudeshi9179 4 года назад +8

      Age is legal but it will be awkward

    • @MROtheanimator1
      @MROtheanimator1 4 года назад +12

      How old is your girlfriend?
      41Y.O
      Really can be ur MuM!
      And her names Martha

    • @MROtheanimator1
      @MROtheanimator1 4 года назад +9

      How old is your girlfriend?
      41Y.O
      Really can be ur MuM!
      And her names Martha

  • @bulandshah3168
    @bulandshah3168 4 года назад +83

    Iron Man should have just used this pick up line:
    "I LOVE YOU 3000..."
    *Romantic music starts

    • @mobilepeso3768
      @mobilepeso3768 4 года назад +5

      When you say I love you 3000 then it’s like saying you love three thousand women

    • @WatchKid12
      @WatchKid12 4 года назад +4

      Black Widow: *yeets Iron Man through the nearest window*

    • @mikasuarezv7786
      @mikasuarezv7786 4 года назад

      Rightt

    • @GWKrae
      @GWKrae 4 года назад

      Morgan: oh now papacito '-'

    • @mikasuarezv7786
      @mikasuarezv7786 4 года назад

      @@GWKrae xd

  • @sreyasuresh06
    @sreyasuresh06 4 года назад +155

    Pepper should have been here to kick tony😂

    • @TahmoneyX
      @TahmoneyX 4 года назад +6

      Exactly why didn’t they put pepper in

    • @matthewhayek1945
      @matthewhayek1945 3 года назад +3

      Lol so true

    • @swingingbro9170
      @swingingbro9170 3 года назад +5

      tony's suit is made of iron so it wouldve hurt her and maybe thats why they got parker to do it because he has spider stength

    • @sreyasuresh06
      @sreyasuresh06 3 года назад +3

      @@swingingbro9170 I was talking about the last scene where everyone kicks Tony. Pepper should have been there to kick Tony for flirting with natasha

    • @arnid8503
      @arnid8503 3 года назад

      Yeah

  • @kevinsanchez7035
    @kevinsanchez7035 4 года назад +82

    It took me awhile to notice a different girl was kicking Ant-Man and Vision Lolol Scarlet Witch and Wasp 😂😂🤣

    • @JamieTheGamie
      @JamieTheGamie 4 года назад +5

      Couse they cheat those boys in love with them that's why

    • @theblueape2977
      @theblueape2977 4 года назад +3

      Haha I know

    • @TahmoneyX
      @TahmoneyX 4 года назад

      It should’ve also showed Gamora kicking star lord

  • @kebboy00
    @kebboy00 4 года назад +171

    Spidey: "Natasha ur an ex-spy, right?"
    Natasche "Yea"
    Spidey: "Guess what kinda mission I would go on."
    Natasche: "What kind of missions?"
    Spidey: "SPY - DER Missions"
    Think that would have been so funny. xD

    • @bullymaguire6942
      @bullymaguire6942 2 года назад +2

      It Natasha not Natasche

    • @kebboy00
      @kebboy00 2 года назад +1

      @@bullymaguire6942 Wrote Natascha not Natasche even tho Natascha is wrong. :)

    • @bullymaguire6942
      @bullymaguire6942 2 года назад +1

      @@kebboy00 Yeah because you edited it

  • @zarkun935
    @zarkun935 4 года назад +74

    Avenger *exist*
    Natasha & Friends : Im gonna end this man whole career 😎

  • @Micr0wave876
    @Micr0wave876 2 года назад +18

    I like how Hulk barely tried and yet he still had the best pick up line out of all of them

  • @thirdydelmundo7847
    @thirdydelmundo7847 4 года назад +259

    Plot twist: Thanos or Loki actually succeeds flirting with Black Widow
    Edit 2:Thanks for the 268 likes! That's the most I ever got in a RUclips comment Thanks you guys!

    • @redmondmacul1434
      @redmondmacul1434 4 года назад +9

      Every Male Avengers : :O WHAT!!!!!! BUT HOW OUR LINES SHOULD HAVE WORK

    • @justcommenting6791
      @justcommenting6791 4 года назад +8

      Thanos: Do you know why I snap?
      Black widow: why?
      Thanos: cause I save the clapping for the cheeks

    • @queenbee4223
      @queenbee4223 4 года назад

      just commenting JAIL

  • @vikwhytea
    @vikwhytea 4 года назад +33

    "Is your father alien?"
    "W-What?"
    "Because it seems that you doesn't belong to this world"

  • @AkashKumar-vf1ey
    @AkashKumar-vf1ey 4 года назад +208

    This is how thanos should have been defeated 😂😂

  • @lovelessbeloved6197
    @lovelessbeloved6197 3 года назад +11

    Stephen you have inspired me to create a new spell.
    Stephen:"oh really? Well, let's see it."
    "It's a love spell"

  • @kevinsanchez7035
    @kevinsanchez7035 4 года назад +130

    I don’t think most of these avengers would feel those kicks Lolol 😂🤣

    • @ThanosDestroyeryearsago
      @ThanosDestroyeryearsago 4 года назад +9

      Kevin Sanchez exactly, Natasha is peak human, She would break her leg kicking most of them after one kick.

    • @thelastsaiyan6287
      @thelastsaiyan6287 4 года назад +3

      She shouldint even be able to hurt spider man the guy can tank punchs from the hulk

    • @rockzs74r
      @rockzs74r 4 года назад +2

      @@ThanosDestroyeryearsago she isn't. She ain't super soldier like steve

    • @thelastsaiyan6287
      @thelastsaiyan6287 4 года назад +1

      @@rockzs74r i meannn yes and no she has a super soldier serum but its a knok off verson that is nowhere near close to Captain Americas

    • @ceo-of-misamo
      @ceo-of-misamo 4 года назад +1

      @@rockzs74r
      Natasha does have a super serum and got hers the same time as Steve got her. They're very different but both are very powerful, Natasha can fight over 800+ soldiers and can take other superhumans, please, don't underestimate her.

  • @kellie8969
    @kellie8969 4 года назад +679

    This would have been so much better if Tony was the only one who’s pick-up line actually worked.

    • @xiao3809
      @xiao3809 4 года назад +22

      So true!!

    • @aviXex
      @aviXex 4 года назад +6

      Yess

    • @iamdaone4193
      @iamdaone4193 4 года назад +15

      I would have liked but it’s at 69 likes right now and I don’t want to ruin it

    • @ezzeldinmohd6740
      @ezzeldinmohd6740 4 года назад +3

      that would be more realistic

    • @thegamingcarno5874
      @thegamingcarno5874 4 года назад +2

      Thank you for pointing this out

  • @beatdropstudios4665
    @beatdropstudios4665 4 года назад +287

    Wait a damn minute, if black widow kicked black panther in the same spot overs and over doesn’t it release an energy blast making her fly back???
    What is this logic

    • @RoninTheLightSkin
      @RoninTheLightSkin 4 года назад +27

      Just imagine. Black panther realizing Just Oh yeah, i can release back energy, Just powers up And Says BE GOOONE, THOOOTS

    • @One1nfinity1
      @One1nfinity1 4 года назад +11

      That's why it is called parody

    • @AJ-jy6jq
      @AJ-jy6jq 4 года назад +6

      That's his old armour

    • @yuvrajsingh2189
      @yuvrajsingh2189 4 года назад +3

      Yeah that should have happen

    • @mattjadencabalfin2467
      @mattjadencabalfin2467 4 года назад +9

      WHY DID NATASHA KICKED HULK THEY ARE IN LOVE WHY WHAT IS THAT FREAKING LOGIC

  • @SOLTAN-kv8gb
    @SOLTAN-kv8gb 4 года назад +20

    If Miles Morals was there😅Spider Gwen were kicking him

  • @bonniethebunny5204
    @bonniethebunny5204 4 года назад +101

    Iron man:smartest avenger
    Hulk:strongest avenger (maybe Thor)
    Thor:mightiest avenger
    Black widow: FOR SOME REASON THE AVENGERS THINK NATASHA IS THE HOTTEST AVENGER (which she is)

    • @persassyjackson3338
      @persassyjackson3338 4 года назад +2

      Cant argue with that

    • @bigpapan.g3245
      @bigpapan.g3245 4 года назад +1

      But isnt Peters friend Ned supposed to be the hottest avenger?

    • @jflash3711
      @jflash3711 4 года назад +2

      BigPapa N.G Ned hacked into tech made by Tony Stark, he should be a Avenger

    • @sweet-sweetpineapple2817
      @sweet-sweetpineapple2817 4 года назад +1

      @@jflash3711 OMG you're right.

    • @dxegobr
      @dxegobr 4 года назад

      Did ya know if captin marvel had stormbreaker she would be the strongest?

  • @smg3250
    @smg3250 4 года назад +149

    Me: *sees Hawkeye*
    Also me: You're married.

    • @kazurajr
      @kazurajr 4 года назад +6

      Iron Man as well

    • @poppyedits69
      @poppyedits69 4 года назад +1

      And ant man

    • @mrfire8750
      @mrfire8750 4 года назад

      Grace 88 hes a cheater

    • @holmanvideos
      @holmanvideos 4 года назад

      O o f

    • @holmanvideos
      @holmanvideos 4 года назад

      Think about it if it was set in the same like time then vision would be dead Natasha would be dead and Ironman would be dead ;-;

  • @grypsrandomizer3286
    @grypsrandomizer3286 4 года назад +300

    People: Poor peter doesn't realized that stark worked this pickup lines because he's rich
    In the End: Spidey kicked stark in his stomach

    • @getpsyked
      @getpsyked 4 года назад +1

      RIP to my leg , i failed to notice , he had armor suit on?

    • @SlimKim3
      @SlimKim3 4 года назад

      @@getpsyked Question for u bud

    • @jenniferarnone6961
      @jenniferarnone6961 4 года назад

      Well black panther was also rich so

    • @bullymaguire6942
      @bullymaguire6942 2 года назад

      He probably has to bandage his leg now because he just kicked metal

  • @simonazualdi5078
    @simonazualdi5078 2 года назад +8

    4:31 the fact that black widow's name comes from a spider makes the whole thing better

  • @justdev21
    @justdev21 4 года назад +262

    All of these pickup lines would work if he tried it on girls his age😂

    • @rexparker0623
      @rexparker0623 4 года назад +2

      RPG Kid yes they would

    • @voltage4176
      @voltage4176 4 года назад +1

      Exactly

    • @XxMKxD
      @XxMKxD 4 года назад +5

      Wait 15 year old spidey dating 18 years old Natasha this is illegal

    • @michaelsaid8883
      @michaelsaid8883 4 года назад +3

      WE NEED A COFFIN DANCE FOR SPIDERMAN!

    • @justdev21
      @justdev21 4 года назад +1

      @@michaelsaid8883 you mean for Mr Stark because the whole Avengers ganged up on him and his pic up line was the best

  • @zackjinskiehapa1383
    @zackjinskiehapa1383 4 года назад +90

    When scarlet kept on kicking vision he changed places with romanoff and romanof was flying🤣

    • @JamieTheGamie
      @JamieTheGamie 4 года назад +6

      I know right

    • @siva6272
      @siva6272 4 года назад +4

      same with antman and wasp

    • @KCstark.
      @KCstark. 4 года назад +1

      Yeah I noticed that..🤭

  • @rexleylauruile1254
    @rexleylauruile1254 4 года назад +2692

    R.I.P Spider-Man/ Peter Parker
    1 like: One girlfriend for him

  • @user-zu1fb7gd7e
    @user-zu1fb7gd7e 4 года назад +33

    Hawkeye's line was dope😂😂❤️😂❤️❤️

    • @TalibTaylor83
      @TalibTaylor83 2 года назад

      I think he should have gotten a girlfriend

  • @mjstory1976
    @mjstory1976 4 года назад +112

    Where are the guys when Peter is getting his ass kicked 🤣

  • @anthonyygtb9821
    @anthonyygtb9821 4 года назад +96

    LOL when vision was making his pickup line, instead of natasha kicking his a$$ Wanda did!

  • @maxos._
    @maxos._ 4 года назад +93

    When Groot said “I’m Groot” I felt that!!!

  • @whoami6064
    @whoami6064 4 года назад +51

    10:56 Captain America and Thor's face though 😂😂😂😂

  • @jethrogalinato1914
    @jethrogalinato1914 4 года назад +83

    Iron man: agent romanoff can you translate this to me its in russian
    Black widow: let me see.. it means i love you
    Iron man: of course you do by the way i love you too😎💓
    Hahaha😆

  • @TylenArcher
    @TylenArcher Месяц назад +1

    Scarlet witch breaks vision
    Scarlet witch: I trust you won't be talking to Natasha like that anymore 😊
    Vision: Yes😢
    Scarlet witch: Good boy toy😊

  • @GAMER-z8w1i
    @GAMER-z8w1i 4 года назад +114

    Dr strange could have use time stone to see possibilities of Natasha falling love with him

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 4 года назад +10

      There was none

    • @ninjahombrepalito1721
      @ninjahombrepalito1721 4 года назад +3

      This whole mini series could be him seeing what would happen.

    • @TahmoneyX
      @TahmoneyX 4 года назад +2

      Thanos got the time stone

    • @the_knightcatTTv
      @the_knightcatTTv 4 года назад +1

      There was only 1 where he ended up winning

    • @bingo5488
      @bingo5488 3 года назад +1

      Ya your Rith he can do that then what is br strange wathing

  • @udaymohapatra5020
    @udaymohapatra5020 4 года назад +80

    Captain after getting hit several times...
    I can do this all day..
    Thanks for likes...

    • @scarletshield009
      @scarletshield009 4 года назад +5

      Just try using that pick up line on me. All day? Try all night.

    • @byronmarquez5114
      @byronmarquez5114 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @shafqat-1205
      @shafqat-1205 4 года назад +1

      Nice one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lonelyguyneedlove
    @lonelyguyneedlove 4 года назад +222

    I think I know what Spidey is doing wrong,he choses the wrong Target, he should have uses these lines on MJ or Gwen

    • @JoybuzzerX
      @JoybuzzerX 4 года назад +9

      Captain Marvel, since they dated in the comics.

    • @rusticbb8
      @rusticbb8 4 года назад

      Gwen is with Miles

    • @hurocanitride6116
      @hurocanitride6116 4 года назад +2

      Definitely MJ.

    • @hurocanitride6116
      @hurocanitride6116 4 года назад

      @@rusticbb8 True. Spiderverse.

    • @superflyboy3206
      @superflyboy3206 4 года назад

      Batman vs superman and wonder how much the same way that a good thing to be the most important thing is a good time for the same way that a good thing to be the most important thing is is a good time for the same way that a good thing to be the most important thing is a

  • @Jane-lz6sl
    @Jane-lz6sl 4 года назад +8

    I couldn’t stop laughing 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @miraliseyyedisahebari177
    @miraliseyyedisahebari177 4 года назад +413

    And we learned that spidey is the strongest avenger . Because he received more kicks than all of avengers 😀😳

  • @mukeshjat2470
    @mukeshjat2470 4 года назад +226

    We want an episode where Natasha and peter go on a date pls!

    • @ceo-of-misamo
      @ceo-of-misamo 4 года назад +9

      THATS ILLEGAL

    • @spectacularspider-man2619
      @spectacularspider-man2619 4 года назад +6

      dude that's illegal hes only 16

    • @ninjahombrepalito1721
      @ninjahombrepalito1721 4 года назад +5

      Not in Georgia

    • @AndreiPopescu
      @AndreiPopescu 4 года назад +5

      @@spectacularspider-man2619 He could be 18 by the time this happens. It's not mentioned when it takes place. Events here happen differently than in the movies. For example Hawkeye jumps off the cliff instead of Black Widow, then in another episode he is killed again and he comes back again.

    • @TheRealBullyMaguire
      @TheRealBullyMaguire Год назад +2

      Yes

  • @aamodkhatri5132
    @aamodkhatri5132 4 года назад +89

    All heroes try to impress Natasha hence she beats them.BUT.Others hit cause they are only trying to propose her and not them.😉🤭😂

  • @ziddiladki1013
    @ziddiladki1013 2 года назад +4

    3:34 😂😂 how Wanda kicks vision 😂

  • @uvularlxn9235
    @uvularlxn9235 4 года назад +1240

    Docter strange wouldn’t get kicked he would see all the possibilities and choose the correct one

    • @mc-inversal7069
      @mc-inversal7069 4 года назад +99

      There is no hope. getting kicked in the gut by black widow... is kinda inevitable.

    • @HaloPrime212
      @HaloPrime212 4 года назад +7

      MC-Inversal me the guy who can hold all the stones without flinching: *snaps*

    • @Mr.Entity303
      @Mr.Entity303 4 года назад +2

      Tru

    • @yosoy3a
      @yosoy3a 4 года назад

      Exactly.

    • @debasish0.0
      @debasish0.0 4 года назад +2

      Dr.Strange is not so clever as you.

  • @kano7141
    @kano7141 4 года назад +88

    Spider-Man: do you know what time it is?
    Me: IT’S MUFFIN TIME!!!

  • @kerronedwards4677
    @kerronedwards4677 4 года назад +358

    So does Peter love Natasha cause she's the only girl he tries his crappy pick up lines on 🤔

    • @MrJas4318
      @MrJas4318 4 года назад +31

      Spider love mate

    • @t_mtts0n
      @t_mtts0n 4 года назад +33

      dude a black widow is a spider and spider man is a spider based hero so it kinda makes sense right?

    • @DarkDucks-g3p
      @DarkDucks-g3p 4 года назад +7

      @@t_mtts0n DUDE UR SO SMART I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE

    • @satriotitoprayoga8419
      @satriotitoprayoga8419 4 года назад +1

      @@DarkDucks-g3p me too

    • @peteraloisio7748
      @peteraloisio7748 4 года назад +4

      @@Przemo24 -_-

  • @alberteinsteinreal4835
    @alberteinsteinreal4835 4 года назад +4

    10:58 NOW ITS SPIDEYS TURN 🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣 POOR IRON MAN
    I WILL SHOW YOU HOW ITS DONE 😂🤣😂😂😂

  • @Yourz_abhay
    @Yourz_abhay 4 года назад +54

    Black panther:My suit is made up vibranium.
    Black widow: wow it's very strong
    BLACK PANTHER: DO U wanna know wht else is strong
    Also black panther: gets hit by girls
    His suit: y did u lie

    • @AnomalyEditzz
      @AnomalyEditzz 4 года назад +1

      black girl and black boy
      Black Widow x Black Panther

    • @Yourz_abhay
      @Yourz_abhay 4 года назад +1

      @@AnomalyEditzz think about there children

    • @RandomInsectHashira
      @RandomInsectHashira 3 года назад

      why u always lying

    • @bullymaguire6942
      @bullymaguire6942 2 года назад

      Anyone notice that Natasha said wow it’s very strong before she even touched it

  • @user-rc1hn
    @user-rc1hn 4 года назад +36

    7:27 Scarlet Witch: *WTF HE SAY!!!*

  • @sombrerosnake8389
    @sombrerosnake8389 4 года назад +66

    Everyone else to Iron Man: HE’S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE

  • @vms6076
    @vms6076 3 года назад +6

    Its seems funny when hulk help spidey to get on with natasha, 🤣🤣

  • @phantomarttheif
    @phantomarttheif 4 года назад +97

    Now we just need him being himself and getting all the ladies

    • @rocketraccoon2729
      @rocketraccoon2729 4 года назад +4

      You got that right my friend we all need that to happen😊😊😁

    • @juanvgzzz
      @juanvgzzz 4 года назад +3

      I agree with the strange man

  • @dsantiago1000
    @dsantiago1000 4 года назад +38

    Groot: “I am groot”
    Natasha: *”So you have chosen death”*

  • @miguelmonzon2817
    @miguelmonzon2817 4 года назад +37

    I love the animation and the ladies reaction to the pickup lines LOL

  • @raedgonzalezspideyfanboy
    @raedgonzalezspideyfanboy 9 месяцев назад +2

    I love how Hulk said that’s right you going neil this time you just have a bad teacher 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

  • @Slud.
    @Slud. 4 года назад +81

    When she was hitting BP the suit should’ve charged up and blasted everyone away XD like if you agree😂

  • @ricolas99
    @ricolas99 4 года назад +33

    Dr Strange: Im the possessor of the time stone and it’s really powerful
    Natasha: That’s great:)
    Dr Strange: Now, do you wanna see something I have even more powerful?? It’s greater too😏

  • @gerardopadilla6600
    @gerardopadilla6600 4 года назад +152

    The woman who is hard to fall in love: black widow

  • @Rajashree_likes_Doritos
    @Rajashree_likes_Doritos 2 года назад +4

    Even Spider Man started kicking him 😂

  • @michelle851
    @michelle851 4 года назад +577

    You should get marvel villains to give Spidey pick up lines (Like if u agree(

  • @Diamondslayer25
    @Diamondslayer25 4 года назад +57

    Tony:”I can’t believe this”
    Me:You we’re watching it the whole time