AVENGERS' BEST PICKUP LINES

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @CartoonHooligans
    @CartoonHooligans  3 года назад +1506

    Happy Valentine's Day 💕💕💕 Can anyone pleaseeeee tell me what's Groot's pickup line? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @tonystark-bl1vu
      @tonystark-bl1vu 3 года назад +114

      I am groot 🌲🌳🌲

    • @9736680532
      @9736680532 3 года назад +71

      I am groot

    • @Aekienn
      @Aekienn 3 года назад +54

      I am groot

    • @makopr08
      @makopr08 3 года назад +46

      I AM GROOT

    • @karma5746
      @karma5746 3 года назад +30

      Why are there so many Spiderman thumb nails if he is in the video he is in the thumbnail are we seeing a bies🧐

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 года назад +1619

    "I keep the longest arrow in my pants."
    - Hawkeye

  • @SuperSohSo
    @SuperSohSo 3 года назад +949

    That Black Panther one was the Smoothest one 😂😂 Im taking that

  • @joaoantonio1978
    @joaoantonio1978 3 года назад +320

    Títle: "Avengers' Best Pickup Lines!"
    Me: "Hehe Spider-Man is a pervect Spidey!! }=)👌🏻"

  • @atharvneedsgodhasit
    @atharvneedsgodhasit 3 года назад +154

    Wolverine proved that , Actions speak louder than words 😂😂😂

  • @goldfishy999
    @goldfishy999 2 года назад +83

    "Do you wanna see my best hammer " Thor 😂

    • @Sebastian62608
      @Sebastian62608 7 месяцев назад +2

      “hEHEHehE”

    • @Galaxy_Penguin
      @Galaxy_Penguin 6 месяцев назад

      I read this right when that scene was playing

  • @justinjr715
    @justinjr715 3 года назад +275

    I like how Spider-Man is still getting his ass beat for what the avengers say 😂

    • @jvrixka
      @jvrixka 3 года назад +4

      watch the whole video

    • @StevenJones851
      @StevenJones851 3 года назад +5

      Spiderman got good pick up lines

  • @leizllaurent2702
    @leizllaurent2702 3 года назад +658

    Alternate Title: The Avenger Men being perverts for 12 minutes and 44 seconds

    • @slimeboy76
      @slimeboy76 3 года назад +27

      Alternative Title: Average men being pervs for 3 minutes and 30 seconds and spider-man telling pickup lines he stole from the internet for 9 minutes and 14 seconds

    • @CryptedEditz
      @CryptedEditz 3 года назад +4

      😂

    • @momenal-hasan6295
      @momenal-hasan6295 3 года назад

      True 💯 😂😂

    • @billythebros5692
      @billythebros5692 3 года назад

      LMAO NICE JOKE

    • @therealdiwash
      @therealdiwash 3 года назад +3

      Yeah! these guys are so down they had to make these types of videos to gain attention
      😂😂😂

  • @MorbiusBlueBalls
    @MorbiusBlueBalls 3 года назад +479

    new one
    spidey: i can shoot webs from 3 places you know
    nat: what?
    spidey: yeh. 1 is my left hand 1 is my right hand and 1 is.......
    *romantic sound*

  • @marinabecerra9472
    @marinabecerra9472 3 года назад +113

    Natasha: Ugh, why do all the boys keep hitting on me?
    Other girls: Are we not pretty enough for you boys?
    Natasha is the only one they hit on. It's hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chkdncdkx7064
      @chkdncdkx7064 Год назад +4

      Eeeeee black widow is a russian

    • @Local-fan-man
      @Local-fan-man 3 месяца назад

      Who’s the best choice then?

    • @Jest-Pumpkidding
      @Jest-Pumpkidding Месяц назад

      ​@@Local-fan-man personally? You gotta go between her or Carol

  • @veljkokravic15
    @veljkokravic15 3 года назад +62

    Sorry spiderman im not gay
    Edit: HOW TF DID A COMMENT AFTER 2 YEARS INSTANTLY GET PEOPLE REPLYING TO IT!?

    • @veljkokravic15
      @veljkokravic15 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​​@connordwyer5665...its a joke and a 2 yr old comment my guy 😭

    • @Tatakeeremjeager
      @Tatakeeremjeager 8 месяцев назад +3

      Spooder man

    • @GreysonsThings-th6oi
      @GreysonsThings-th6oi 8 месяцев назад +1

      Dooooood

    • @NinjagoKAII
      @NinjagoKAII 8 месяцев назад +1

      @connordwyer5665at the end of the video dumb @$$ 12:37

    • @Eaglisthebest
      @Eaglisthebest 7 месяцев назад

      So now yr gay 😮

  • @raxanimations7215
    @raxanimations7215 3 года назад +362

    I'm surprised that *CARHOO* hasn't done anything related to *WandaVision*

  • @Akuma-cy7yp
    @Akuma-cy7yp 3 года назад +217

    *_WE ARE GROOT_*
    Marvel Girls - OMG, HE'S SO DASHING....
    Irl girls - Did you bite your tongue?

  • @atharvakilche
    @atharvakilche 3 года назад +158

    Can we just appreciate the fact that Avengers are sacrificing themselves just to not let us be single

  • @godzilladaking
    @godzilladaking 3 года назад +73

    I was expecting Wanda to beat up vision after he Confessed his love to natasha

  • @saaibsalman6612
    @saaibsalman6612 2 года назад +12

    The black panthers pick up lines were the best LOL😂😂

  • @user-wp9uq4rh2w
    @user-wp9uq4rh2w 3 года назад +151

    Plot twist: thanos is controlling the girls so spider man cant get a girlfriend

    • @alceratops6853
      @alceratops6853 3 года назад +15

      It might be Wanda who's controlling everyone

    • @gsomike
      @gsomike 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @polishalastor142
      @polishalastor142 3 года назад +3

      @@alceratops6853 propably

    • @MorrisPXG
      @MorrisPXG 3 года назад +2

      does spidey already have mj

  • @bhuvan8382
    @bhuvan8382 3 года назад +256

    Visions and black panther's ones were actually good

  • @chatnoir4246
    @chatnoir4246 3 года назад +57

    2:37
    She blushed, I think she likes Wolverine lol

  • @LeonardoShellhead
    @LeonardoShellhead 2 года назад +32

    I am so glad spider-man's 5 line was number 1 because he literally managed to hold Natasha's hand

  • @WatermelonXeditz
    @WatermelonXeditz 3 года назад +20

    3:14
    Groot : WE are Groot
    *Soviet army music starts playing*

  • @whyareyoureadingthis5227
    @whyareyoureadingthis5227 3 года назад +167

    Alternate title: *Multiple heroes speedrunning harassment charges*

    • @jackh984
      @jackh984 3 года назад +8

      Alternate title: Multiple hero’s using cheesy pickup lines

    • @Jaime.949
      @Jaime.949 3 года назад +2

      True

    • @meihatsume1165
      @meihatsume1165 3 года назад +3

      BRUH 💀

    • @krisgordon3116
      @krisgordon3116 3 года назад +1

      After laying on the ground and getting stomped into it by the women, like when Superman was sick and douchebag perv.

  • @smhtship
    @smhtship 3 года назад +32

    3:22
    Steve's facial expression is priceless 🤣
    He's just sittin there like: I'm better than yooooou

  • @ParentsOfAugusteJohnson
    @ParentsOfAugusteJohnson 7 месяцев назад +7

    Yo, you have to admit Spider-Man’s pick up line are actually pretty good. I’m not gonna lie.

  • @lerox9319
    @lerox9319 3 года назад +44

    I'm going to use Spidey pickup lines for next valentine

  • @ragesfireyt
    @ragesfireyt 3 года назад +447

    Alternate title: Spiderman and avengers being kicked for 12 minutes and 44 second

  • @lelouch7315
    @lelouch7315 3 года назад +50

    Lol Natasha be like:- "I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY"
    😂😆

    • @marinabecerra9472
      @marinabecerra9472 3 года назад +1

      I know!!!🤣🤣 Poor Natasha. She's the only one that the guys hit on.🤣🤣🤣
      Natasha: Ugh, why do all the guys keep hitting on me?
      Other girls: Are we not pretty enough for you boys?

  • @JNL6194
    @JNL6194 3 года назад +19

    12:31 Spidey...I AINT GAY😂😂

  • @SilverNightKing
    @SilverNightKing Год назад +2

    Spidey: "Can i borrow a kiss from you i promise I will give it back" 😝😂

  • @skooo7
    @skooo7 2 года назад +1

    1) Groot
    2) Black Panther's another line on other vid
    3) Stark Russian letter
    4) Spidey's last name😂😂

  • @KarateStanceConor
    @KarateStanceConor 3 года назад +551

    Use me as a “I couldn’t finish the whole video” button

  • @WarmLillie
    @WarmLillie 3 года назад +344

    The top 3 for me:
    1. Vision
    2. Cap
    3. Black Panther

    • @sohamsaxena2459
      @sohamsaxena2459 3 года назад +17

      Me :
      Wolverine
      Deadpool
      Antman

    • @thunderer6631
      @thunderer6631 3 года назад +17

      @@sohamsaxena2459 wolverine was epic 😂😂😂😂

    • @duplicatehedgehog
      @duplicatehedgehog 3 года назад +6

      you have a pretty freakin sweet a##
      -'Deadpool2021

    • @mosalah540
      @mosalah540 3 года назад

      Hawkeye???

    • @mosalah540
      @mosalah540 3 года назад +1

      Me:
      Hulk
      Wolverine
      Hawkeye

  • @manoj__rawat
    @manoj__rawat 3 года назад +122

    "Roses are red
    Violets are fine
    You be my six
    I'll be your nine😜😜" - Anonymous

  • @gabesarti7184
    @gabesarti7184 2 года назад +4

    Hawkeye tries with Natasha.
    Black Widow: “Aren’t you supposed to be married?”

  • @NancyFulumame-vz1lx
    @NancyFulumame-vz1lx 8 месяцев назад +2

    Me: What do bears like to it the most friend: honey me: yes honey 😂😂

  • @pixelmaster213
    @pixelmaster213 3 года назад +58

    Hahaha, wow Hawkeye! “Keeping the longest arrow in my pants” I just learned how to pick up archery girls.

    • @NightViper91
      @NightViper91 2 года назад +2

      Maybe I should Get an Archer girlfriend

    • @melvinfranco2142
      @melvinfranco2142 Год назад

      ​@@NightViper91 Maybe you need a trip to the psych ward if you harass the young lady.

    • @Local-fan-man
      @Local-fan-man 3 месяца назад

      Why did that make me laugh so much-

  • @tiocharastoryshift235
    @tiocharastoryshift235 3 года назад +16

    2:25
    Wanda: WHAT A FUCK VISION?! WHAT ABOUT ME ?!

  • @boldnomin125
    @boldnomin125 3 года назад +521

    this feels like dad jokes but 100 times worse

  • @twilightknapp4843
    @twilightknapp4843 9 месяцев назад +31

    I Feel Bad For Iron Man Seeing Him Cry That Made Me Sad Please Show Him Some Love I Think He Will Always Be Number 1 On My List 🥰😍☺💖💖💝💝👍👍

    • @cra6830
      @cra6830 4 месяца назад +1

      oh hey i am happy but also not he never post in a year so i am sorry also spider man has the best pickup lines lol😂😂

    • @Hunterbrinson16
      @Hunterbrinson16 4 месяца назад

      I feel the same

    • @cra6830
      @cra6830 4 месяца назад

      @@Hunterbrinson16its been years since he posted sorry we have to give up

    • @waza_2793
      @waza_2793 3 месяца назад

      Wth

  • @umarfawwaz2616
    @umarfawwaz2616 Год назад +3

    Guess You Can Say He Has That MARVELLOUS Rizz

  • @thetaker6086
    @thetaker6086 3 года назад +114

    Caps pickup line was the one that wouldn't get your butt kicked

    • @maglor2414
      @maglor2414 3 года назад +5

      And Panther’s

    • @krisgordon3116
      @krisgordon3116 3 года назад +5

      T'Challa's wasn't to bad.

    • @abhishekgaming5114
      @abhishekgaming5114 3 года назад +6

      @@krisgordon3116 Black panther and Cap lines was so good that Black widow should become GF of one of them

    • @abhishekgaming5114
      @abhishekgaming5114 3 года назад +1

      @@krisgordon3116 Deadpool 🤣🤣👍

    • @fildemakyambati259
      @fildemakyambati259 2 года назад

      🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸🦸

  • @Spiderdude654
    @Spiderdude654 3 года назад +266

    Just imagine if Peter gave miles pickup lines so he can impress gwen

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 года назад +112

    Next episode:
    The girls teach the guys pickup lines
    And they actually work.

    • @kieranburke7876
      @kieranburke7876 3 года назад +5

      Next video:
      We find out what happened to Tony after he cried and ran away when he didn't get first place.

    • @polishalastor142
      @polishalastor142 3 года назад +1

      Good idea

    • @kieranburke7876
      @kieranburke7876 3 года назад +2

      @@polishalastor142 thanks my man. 😎

    • @polishalastor142
      @polishalastor142 3 года назад +1

      Comical Realm good idea

  • @ParentsOfAugusteJohnson
    @ParentsOfAugusteJohnson 7 месяцев назад +4

    Yo, to be honest, Spider-Man to pick up winter actually kind of good like I’m not gonna lie

  • @diorwaul3425
    @diorwaul3425 2 года назад +4

    Hulk was very straight to the point I love it

  • @kxnkxnmavi
    @kxnkxnmavi 3 года назад +62

    Spider man: i would like to change your last name to "mine"
    Me: *punches the screen* im a boy im just at my mom's acc

  • @reactivision3606
    @reactivision3606 3 года назад +8

    NATASHAAA!!! HULK! WANT!! TO!!! SMAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!! that got me right in the feels, can't stop laughing.

  • @smoothie_lover-007
    @smoothie_lover-007 3 года назад +9

    Ok, Black Panthers pick up line was actually pretty cute

  • @ilovebuckybarnestoomuch
    @ilovebuckybarnestoomuch 2 года назад +4

    I love that cap's is so innocent.

  • @TayTheCm14
    @TayTheCm14 2 года назад +11

    those are pretty awesome lines to get a girlfriend

  • @Dg_Gaming_YT887
    @Dg_Gaming_YT887 3 года назад +36

    Spidey got his own list.
    I am Groot
    We are Groot.
    🌳🌴

  • @flapjack0762
    @flapjack0762 3 года назад +42

    If only they had a video on how to get the confidence to use these.

  • @tcrpgfan
    @tcrpgfan 3 года назад +66

    You know what I would love to see for once? One of these lines actually _working_ for Spidey. It's got the potential to be really funny in that subversive way, take the video down a wildly different path, and, more importantly, it doesn't need to stick. So the girls can still get their revenge another day. On top of that, it could be fun to write and draw.

  • @mann2520
    @mann2520 3 года назад +4

    Can I borrow a kiss from you is the world's best pick up line😂😂😂😂😂💖💖💖💖❤❤❤❤

  • @Izz0209
    @Izz0209 3 года назад +1

    Spiderman: *tells a pick up line at the end of the vid*
    Me: r u gay spidey?

  • @SpiderGang237
    @SpiderGang237 3 года назад +42

    Deadpool’s had me dying 🤣

  • @WarmLillie
    @WarmLillie 3 года назад +68

    Lillie: “I’m picking up and actually prepare throw down now...” *Lillie join them in kicks spidey*

  • @jonathanbaron6990
    @jonathanbaron6990 3 года назад +35

    Black Panther:I'm changing it to something else,You and I for ever😎😎That's was my favorite.
    R.I.P Chadwick Boseman😥😥

  • @biryanigamers
    @biryanigamers 3 года назад +6

    8:27 tom- what time is it
    tobey -its pizza time

  • @Passworks
    @Passworks 2 года назад +4

    "You and I forever"-Black Panther

  • @vary2279
    @vary2279 3 года назад +82

    Cartoon hooligans should patch up with marvel

    • @aditisk99
      @aditisk99 3 года назад +10

      If they included wolverine, they should include other x men too.

  • @corrupt_zetsu3247
    @corrupt_zetsu3247 3 года назад +78

    Rename it "AVENGERS BEST ADULT JOKES PICK UP LINES"

  • @Jonathan-cz7kn
    @Jonathan-cz7kn 3 года назад +33

    Someday maybe i will chose one of those lines when I want to meet a woman.😂

  • @anguirosuchus55
    @anguirosuchus55 3 года назад +4

    fun fact: if you translate Stormbreaker into Icelandic (the closest to Old Norse) you get Óveðursbrjótur, and if you translate Mjölnir in Icelandic, you get flour.

  • @thedydoug8281
    @thedydoug8281 3 года назад +3

    This video wants to tell me that spidey will be with black widow in the carhoo univers
    And it's awsome and funny😂😂❤️

  • @theVoyager2080
    @theVoyager2080 3 года назад +24

    Cap’s pickup line is so good! 😁

    • @marinabecerra9472
      @marinabecerra9472 3 года назад

      It is!! It's one of the few pickup lines that was obvious.

  • @Atomic_Ninja
    @Atomic_Ninja 3 года назад +15

    0:03 *me closes my nose*

    • @WyattVerse_27
      @WyattVerse_27 5 месяцев назад +1

      Police: how did he die again?
      Cartoon Hooligan: I animated spider man saying 0:03
      Police: closes nose

  • @Cloud-zb8lw
    @Cloud-zb8lw 3 года назад +27

    Hey Natasha. Are you an angel ? Because you look heavenly.

  • @ernekecamacho4604
    @ernekecamacho4604 3 года назад +7

    Poor poor Natasha😂

  • @gamingwitharis8859
    @gamingwitharis8859 3 года назад +7

    Damn they’re smooth 🥵🥵🥵

  • @gauravmazumder2190
    @gauravmazumder2190 3 года назад +18

    Spider got flirting skills 😂😂

  • @chieledits6301
    @chieledits6301 3 года назад +17

    Spiderman: "i want to change your last name to Parker"
    I'm a boy

  • @WarmLillie
    @WarmLillie 3 года назад +19

    *Lillie holds hand with Spider-Gwen* Lillie: “Sorry but I sorta got stuck in a different spider web.”

  • @peeweemaroske8619
    @peeweemaroske8619 6 месяцев назад +2

    Now I see why Spider-Man has had the most romantic partners among Superheroes. His lines are Spectacular. I think he was hitting on Black Widow because he loves red heads. LOL.

  • @mm7gamer561
    @mm7gamer561 3 года назад +4

    Wakanda forever 😤
    Black Panther never freeze😑
    We will miss u Chadwick Boseman❤️

  • @fjdb0272
    @fjdb0272 3 года назад +18

    Hawkeye: I keep the longest arrow in my pants.
    People who knows about Renner's leaked images: 😅😝😋

  • @Akshat.14704
    @Akshat.14704 3 года назад +13

    Yo!! Spidey's third last pick up line was so adorable. Brought back memories😁.

    • @JacksonAnimation8
      @JacksonAnimation8 3 года назад +1

      And do you also like other animation channels?

    • @Akshat.14704
      @Akshat.14704 3 года назад +1

      @@JacksonAnimation8 actually I never had any ideas of other animation channels, pls gimme some.

  • @GummyBearKing1
    @GummyBearKing1 3 года назад +47

    Okay, so, in that last part either Spider-man thought all of the audience watching this were women, or... There's a secret someone's not telling us 😏

  • @calsproductions179
    @calsproductions179 9 месяцев назад +1

    the fact that spider mans pick up lines are actually something he'
    d say is hilarious

  • @purplepuppy2640
    @purplepuppy2640 3 года назад +4

    I friggen' KNEW what deadpools pickup would be!

  • @AMGplays_
    @AMGplays_ 3 года назад +36

    11 views and 141 likes.
    Yep, youtube’s f*cked.

  • @ΒασίληςΚακουσιος
    @ΒασίληςΚακουσιος 3 года назад +41

    I wonder how tony didn't go broke after all those time they went to the hospital (especially spiderman)

    • @kannan07
      @kannan07 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @poseidon2363
      @poseidon2363 3 года назад

      Well Spider-Man is enhanced and does have quite powerful healing

  • @WarmLillie
    @WarmLillie 3 года назад +28

    *Lillie goes to Black Window*
    Lillie: “Can I borrow your bracelet and sticks?”
    Black Widow: “Why do you need them?”
    Lillie: “So I can be stunning like you.”
    Lillie: “Also I heard if you bit me I’ll get ...”
    *She gets cut off*
    Black Widow: “Who put you up to this?”
    Lillie: “Nobody, I just really like you... and want to be more.”
    *After a bit of training Lillie walk away wearing Black Widow Suit*
    Lillie: “This really suit me and learn some her secrets.” *Lillie bandages a bite wound*

    • @WarmLillie
      @WarmLillie 3 года назад

      @Mcheetah Lillie: “Gay / Bi.”

  • @Ghost-Face420
    @Ghost-Face420 2 года назад +1

    Peter & Tony Stark will always be the 2 biggest playboys in Marvel, Tony being a legit Playboy and Peter just being a loving goof who still gets all the Women😂

  • @abrasive935hobby
    @abrasive935hobby Год назад +2

    "I am groot, I am groot, WE are groot."
    -Groot

  • @Nasiruify
    @Nasiruify 3 года назад +12

    This is like Tinder level pick up lines

  • @treasurekilongo9093
    @treasurekilongo9093 3 года назад +10

    Ooh men I love carhoo soo much

  • @ausarmendez6107
    @ausarmendez6107 3 года назад +16

    I'm only 20 seconds and I'm already loving it

  • @jesuscastillo7136
    @jesuscastillo7136 3 года назад +2

    22 for spider man pickup lines should of been you stole my heart

  • @angkwentongfilipinongkadil9433
    @angkwentongfilipinongkadil9433 2 года назад +1

    Cool valentines day but the pick up lines were funny hahahaahhaha. 😂

  • @Valtaoi_007
    @Valtaoi_007 3 года назад +35

    The reason girls didnt vote for Tony is cause he is already married

  • @riturajdeka3917
    @riturajdeka3917 3 года назад +4

    Great work I love your videos

  • @TF_Motion
    @TF_Motion 3 года назад +9

    XD I LAUGHED SO HARD IN THE PICKUP LINES XD GREAT JOB CARTOONHOOLIGANS KEEP IT UP
    😂🖒

  • @10minuteclip97
    @10minuteclip97 3 года назад +4

    Number 17 is the best Spidey pickup line

  • @Carlwithgun
    @Carlwithgun 3 месяца назад +1

    "We are groot" 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

  • @yorocky1221
    @yorocky1221 3 года назад +13

    Wolverine was smooth af😂😂😂

  • @Hardpunches12
    @Hardpunches12 2 года назад +4

    1:06 momen was very funny

  • @Coomy21
    @Coomy21 7 месяцев назад +2

    Before 2024: pickup lines
    2024: rizz

  • @ArianaCapraro
    @ArianaCapraro 3 года назад

    Coffee, tea, or me?
    Coffee
    FLIIINGGGGG ☕️
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Folkloregirly1513
    @Folkloregirly1513 Год назад

    Natasha is always so confused after they say the lines 😂😂😂