how dudes tryout new guitars
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- Опубликовано: 21 дек 2019
- it's at least how I tryout new guitars 😂😂😂
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I'm the guy who is too shy to be loud
And forgets everything on the spot
You’re probably cold asf at everything you do lmao
@@JayCaldwell05 Tbh
Angel Lovett i know cuz I’m the same way. I’ll be in my own world shedding until you put me on the spot. Then i know absolutely nothing or why I’m even holding a guitar
I am as well..
Same... always haha
you forgot the guy who is insanely good but has no clue he is because he has spent 20 years playing at home to backing tracks and the radio.
bo connection to me whatsoever....i still think im bad tho
I'm Steve Vai in the sheets but Lil Wayne in the streets.
Most underrated comment here.
I'm literally just lil Wayne
🤣🤣
You think Lil Wayne knows he's laughed at by the guitar players of Earth?
Lil wayne is great. Nobody could go out there and rap like him. He freestyles all his songs.
“The guy who doesn’t realize genres other than metal can be played on a guitar”
Me
That's me
yeah dude i've got a friend like that who just fuckin rips triplets on the low B string on his 7 when its tuned in drop g. im like bro you've been doing that for a year straight learn something damn it
Wait, are you serious?
Couldn't be me.
"The guy who realizes a better guitar won't make him a better player."
You didn't have to make this so personal, you know?
I'm the too shy to play loud and the forgets everything when put on the spot combo.
Welcome to the club.
But... I'm OLD, never was very good and getting worse as time goes on. I still love electric guitars though, a lot... and have several.
Saaame
same bro
Krispy As Fk at one point I had this so bad I developed the skill to play along with what other people were playing. The less familiar I was with the song, the better I played. Not because I am some weird savant, it’s just because my anxiety can’t multitask.
Same here!
What about the lefty who just awkwardly walks around for half an hour trying to find a guitar he can play?
No connection to me, obviously...
SAME
Sure “Lefty Jones”
@@u142 It's a cover, he actually uses speech to text due to his truncated arms.
The who invented the guitar was left handed, we righties are playing it wrong
Us left handers need to be noticed!
I'm pretty sure Jared is genuinely happy when he made that Mario coin sound right :D
That didn’t sound anything like the sound
@@Low_Zones it's a guitar, obviously its not going go sound amazingly accurate
Hasenpfeffer lol haha uhuhu
it made me laugh when he got the sound right haha
And I am genuinely happy you wrote the “:D” face because seeing and using it makes me happy too! It’s so KYOOT! :D!!
But you forgot the"doesn't actually buy the guitar but pretends he is actually looking for a nice guitar"
"Steals a pick and leaves"
This is the only type of guitarists at musical store)
As a former guitar store guy, that's the majority of them, plus the guy with a billion detail questions that no employee would ever know, but is listed in the Japanese catalog on the interwebz.
“Haha just browsing”
Window shopping
I remember playing Black Magic by Slayer and a employee said “Nice man!” and I instantly forgot every single note that ever existed in this world.
It's okay; I don't think Slayer even knows about the existence of a single note lol.
@@TextureOfCouch brutal. Nice
@@TextureOfCouch 000000000000000
@@destianpatrianagara1119 they play the notes, but I'm not sure they know of their existence. Your comment literally made me lol though! :P
What about “the guy who’s zipper is open and his wanger is hanging out”.
Wanna talk about it?
D E M O M I T I S E D
*w u t?*
BRO THAT IS SO MEEE XD HAHAHAHAHHAA #RELATABLE
Wait, what?
THESE CATS THAT ARE SMILING ARE THEY ACTUALLY HAPPY?
Jared, you killed me dude. XD
Im the “forgets everything when put on the spot” guy. Then on the way home im like “DAMN I SHOULDA PLAYED THAT!!” 😂
Me
Crazy relatable jesus
ME
Every. Time.
"Well thank god so far none of these things apply to m-"
*Guys who try to play mario sounds*
"..... I'll see myself out."
I'm "The guy who plays easy parts of hard songs, so everybody thinks he's actually good"
Haha there’s nothing wrong with that.
This is me playing Alex Lifeson’s rhythms parts and completely avoiding his solos
Right? 🙂
2:51 I don’t think he expected to make that coin sound, the face says it all😂
2:52 Even Jared himself can't hide his joy when he spontaneously nails the Mario sound.
“How to test a new guitar on a guitar store”
That would be nice 🤘🏻
*stairway to heaven starts playing*
K- OS 🤣🤣🤣
?
Me:
Forgets everything
Afraid if being too loud
Waits for a jam partner
Can't tell if im good or not. (I'm okay)
The struggle is real folks...
Is this Rob Dines or Jared Scallon?
Yes
Exactly.
Jared scallion has a much better ring to it
I thought that was 2 names for the same guy
Is it too much to ask for both
Is it just me or does anybody else get big time anxiety when trying out a guitar
I'm a strat guy through and through for 15 yrs, picked up a LP and literally had no idea what to do with my hands
I'm "the lefty torn between trying out the $60 Ibanez GIO or the $4000 Custom Shop Strat when amp shopping because there are no reasonable lefty guitars in the entire store."
Seriously...a friend and I went to the Times Square Guitar Center to kill some time and I made a bet that I had more lefty guitars in my drummer's practice space (of which I had two) than THE Guitar Center would (they had one: a used Epiphone Les Paul Standard).
I’ve been to 3 guitar shops, one is gigantic and not even that one had a single lefty lol
That's so weird because I'm a lefty but I've always learned and played right handed style
I'm righty, but they should add a lefty section to every Guitar Center.
@@Jupiter2ignite Same, I'm a lefty but play right handed guitars. I think if you force yourself to learn it that way eventually you'll get used to right handed playing.
0:04 when your boat's engine just won't start
God tier comment
"The way these cats are smiling, they're actually happy?" I'm dying yknow.
Today's fact: As of 1998, over 50% of Iceland's population believed in the existence of elves.
Lol
Oh well
Im from iceland and even i think thats weird i once met a guy who told me that he was about to fall of a cliff when and “elf grabbed his back and saved him” he never saw the elv or nothing tho
wow
You mean, they're not real??? WTF Tina???
I’m the tone seeker with no concept of what tone actually is
Edit: thanks for all the likes
plays quietly searching for tone but stops when someone hears you...
Hahahaha
Lmao same
hahahaha
FBI thanks FBI
I was expecting the judgemental oldtimer to go: "Y'know, back in my day all we had was a strat and we were happy that way. Kids these days just don't have any respect for how it's meant to be when they come up with these crazy thingamajiggers. When I was young ..."
"The way that these cats smile - they actually happy?" NO, that's a $150 upgrade!
the first one is basically ola englund
Just about to say that! lol
Will it chuuuug?
At least Ola is in a band. This guy is who, again?
Boofer T. Washington this guy is in a band...
@@boofert.washington2499 lol he went on tour with Trivium when Heafy left because his wife was giving birth. What did you do again??
"The way these cats smile, are they actually happy?" I'm D.E.D.
I’m definitely the “I suck and don’t want anyone to hear” guy.
"That guy who picks up a guitar for the 1st time only to hit an amp next to him with the headstock"
Absolutely not me before i started playing.....
What about the guy that is buying a guitar for his kid and is living out his Rockstar fantasy despite knowing nothing about guitar? That's me
That's the cheapskate
Judgemental old-timer
i mean.. it's never too late man.
go grab that thing when the kid's in school or something.
I'm the guy were people dont know I'm good or not
@@hyperion5175 haha oh I'm definitely going to.
I'm the guy that feels awkward leaving the store without buying anything... so I end up frequently buying things I don't need, to avoid feeling that way😅
Haha you poor thing: p
@@heavyprogressive76 in the past month he bought an entire home studio with paneling
lol, what a good and loyal consumer you are
The Rothschild family would be proud!
ME!!!
"The way that these cats smile, they're actually happy"
"The guy you can't tell whether he's good or not because he never plays long enough." DEAD hahahah this is me.
I feel like everyone has been or will be each of these at some point. I'm 31 so I'm starting to become "Judgemental Old Timer" whether I want to be or not lol
To quote the best character on The Office (US):
"It's only human natural!"
#WhoSaidIt
Is Paul Gilbert your Dad?
The Judgemental Old Timer is Michael Amott, for sure
@@JD08092 I'm still trying to prove that but the only response I got for a DNA sample request was a lifetime restraining order lol
Yup I have been most of those at some point
What about the guys who only play stairway to heaven
Nathan S they’re so annoying
That's the guy who knows one lick
Akhtar Zamil Sirajudeen I don’t know any of these because i only went to the guitar store twice and it was empty and here most people don’t even know about ‘Stairway to Heaven’ probably. :D
BTW, i own an acoustic guitar so i’m out of the game. I wish i could buy a Fender Strat right now or an Ibanez JEM. :(
@@Acepilot1312 oooolddd its 2020 now
Or...God help us...smoke on the water...
0:46 did not need to be personally attacked there
“Too shy” and “forgets when put on the spot” I feel attacked 😂😂
You forgot "the sweet child o mine dude" and "the smoke on the water dude". Hahaha
And the crazy train dude and the Iron Man dude
Where is the enter sandman, master of puppets dude?
2:45 also known as the Gojira slide.
Forced Entry did it in the late late 80's though... so did my band in 1991 in one song
You forgot “the guy who looks like Jared Dines and Rob Scallon that has a grey beanie and handing out autographs.”
I’m the one who doesn’t wanna be loud and forgets everything when our on the spot
I always get the worst “stage fright”. Lol. Forget everything and become the guy who knows one lick.🤣
I never get stage fright when I'm playing in front of a few hundred people on an actual stage but when i play in front of like 5 people and i can see their faces i piss myself and forget everything about guitar
Dude same!
@@CaptainKek-ql6rf Second that
I'm "The guy who's too shy to be loud" because I don't know how to play the guitar and I'll simply end up embarrassing myself
Hey man everyone starts somewhere, people who make fun of beginners are just insecure about their own playing
That's half me. 👍🏻 The other part is my severe social anxiety, hoping that I don't draw attention to myself. 😂
been playing for almost 15 years and I'm still like this...
edit: THANKS ANXIETY
@@ArcherVll I've been playing guitar for 23 years, but life has gotten in the way so many times, that there was moments I would put it down for years on-end and not pick a single string. I've forgotten so much, and lost so much of my natural talent with it, that I'm almost back to amateur level.
✋✋✋
Awesome vid Jared! This is hilarious!
I can't be the only guitarist that thinks these Abasi guitars are ugly as hell.
They're ugly AF. But I'm assuming they're ergonomically useful.
@@wiseguy9202 They look annoyin as hell to play.
Nah, sign me up,.its ugly af.
Not at all. I'll stick to the traditional Single/double cutaway
@@sleepysingularity They look like a Beluga whale to me.
I’m definitely “the guy who forgets everything when he’s put on the spot”
8-string guitar + Satchels pedal = holy combo
I've been all of these, and so have you j rod. Thats why we know the feeling so well.
Picked up a useful tip there: if you learn 1 second riffs then you might get the benefit of the doubt in the store...
"The Guy Who Is Too Shy To Be Loud"
I feel attacked
Me to
same here man hahaha
I swear I'm the guy that "forgets" everything😂😂💀
I forget everything I know everytime I pick up a guitar
This is so fun to watch.. Thank you
Jared's face when he actually managed to get that mario coin sound on point
0:33 me when I’m at home
1:02 me when I’m at guitar center
Omg it was so fuckin worth staying up to like 3 in the morning scrolling through RUclips. Loved the video man it was a good laugh
I'm too shy to be loud and forgets everything on the spot and realizes that a better guitar won't make me a better player
Me being all of these combined:
Mace Windu: He's too dangerous to be left alive
I'm the guy who doesnt want to play too loud. But that's because everytime I go to check out a guitar I realize I should be practicing so much more than I do, I dont even have a routine or licks to test guitars to
Yeah I'm in the same boat :-/
@@Loebane we must practice more, brother!
Just noodle a scale up and down. Can't go wrong!
I am the guy who forgets everything when put on the spot, I hate it
RjFaulknier same ;-;
Yeah, those damn store guys just stand there with arms crossed staring at you with that judgmental look.
Know that too well from the times before I got my stuff from Ebay ... ;)
Mostly the guitar they'll give you is kind of set up so badly, that you cannot actually play on that thing anyway.
Avoided guitar stores ever since.
Same! Lol in my head im always like "dang, what songs do i know how to play?"
Me too. Mostly I play dream theater and between the buried and me at home, and my own stuff of course, but when I want try a guitar I play C-D-E and G chords, because that’s all I know. :)
I swear, if you put my face over Jared’s there during the Forgets Everything When Put On The Spot, that is 100% me.
Maybe you already did a video on this but it would be cool to see how would you pick a new guitar at a store, pre going to the store (what are you wanting to find or what are your thoughts) and at the store, what you look for, what setup available at (almost) any store would you try the guitars with, and stuff, maybe go with a budget, like 500$ or something like that. Not sure you ever go to stores with all the guitars people send you XD. Great videos, better guitar playing!
"The guy you can't tell whether he's good or not because he never plays long enough" You see, it's because we really aren't that great as a whole, but we learned enough to make you think we are decent. We just wanna impress someone; anyone. It kinda lumps in with being afraid to play too loud. We don't want to make anyone turn away.
We just want friends....
Sad
Literally me
Me
Puuuuusssssiiieeeeesssss
true
I am without a doubt, “The guy who forgets everything when he’s put on the spot”. Goddamnit 😂
me too
Yea I’ll take it!!! Hilarious man. These are so accurate it’s scary.
0:29
Guitar store employees: *I am at the maximum render distance, still cant find who TF asked*
People: So, you're playing the guitar?
Me: Oh yes of course
Me playing the guitar: 1:28
"The Guy You Can't Tell Whether He's Good Or Not..." That's my bag... Right there!
im the guy who forgets everything on the spot. Someone asked me to see what i can play and i struggled to play an open G chord
2:51 LOL that reaction was so genuine
Looks like Pochettino's is enjoying his time off now that he doesn't have to manage Spurs.
HelloOrko hahahahaha. I don’t think many Americans will understand lol
Hahhha
Connor McCourt I understood lol I’ve been watching Jared for a while and never noticed it
HelloOrko mate
Never noticed the similarity lol
This is the content that I want from Jared.
A classic Dines video!
Too accurate haha I remember buying a les paul didnt plug it in judt gave it an acoustic chug and thats all I needed to know lol
Defiantly the “forgets what to play on the spot” without a doubt, so I always end up improving 😂
1:38 that's better than what I sound like trying to sweep pick
Hahahaha... I'm having a laughtrip every time I watch Jared Dines video like this.. Hahahah
You should do an updated version of your guitar collection
“The way these cats smile, are they actually happy?”
-🐈
2:54 is definitely me
The super mario guy just killed me
"the guy who forgets everything when he's put on the spot"
that's me.
“Now these cats smile, are they actually happy?” 😂
Im the shy guy/guy who forgets everything when put on the spot. They honestly go hand in hand
Why is it that I can relate to literally all of these?!
1:47 the amount of distance he has with the guitar and the face hes making are hilariously accurate
Nice Beanie Jared
It's that time of year
The Norwood reaper finally took His head
“The guy who is too shy to be loud” is me
I can relate I started playing at age 8 and now I am 14 years old and going on 15 love playing guitar
"The guy who just wants to jam with someone," hit me right in the soul.
0:13
the shy metalo
The Jared Dines: "Sounds too perfect. It's totally fake."
I’m definitely the guy who forgets everything when put on the spot. 🤣💯
the one where the guy to shy to be loud what song is that it would be nice if you could please respone i would like to learn it thank you.
That guitar is "So G......ay...."
Your awesome though Jared...
At least I thought so, before the cat guitar.....JK😂😂😂
0:46 I feel personally attacked
The way that these cats smile are they actually happy
“ the guy who is too shy to be loud “ 😂😂😂😂