1. Nose flair 2. Her touch 3. Her lips (biting it licking it, she's prepping up) 4. Her eyes (serious eye contact) 5. Move in closer to see if she doesn't move away **then queue in gum endorsement heheh
Test water. If She's coming in your personal space or allowing you to come in her personal space. If she gets back when you come in, back up. Her breasts brushing against you 'accidentaly'. Giving you good eye contact. Her pupils get dilated. Looking at your lips.
Got first kiss today. It was hard to do it but i finally kissed her. didn't watch this tutorial but guys just do it! i believe in yall. its awkward ar first but once you do it you'll be so excited and acomplished! Im going to kiss her tommorow to good luck everyone!!
Golden, it’s all good, we all have nervous 😬 issues, it’s normal, but you understand that you can do it, dig deep, and show yourself that you are not afraid of taking a risk. Good day.
Guess what!!!! I was so happy when I watched this video She was giving me all these signs you were showing Tried it out and guess what??? I got slapped
That moment when you post a comment but you get 0 likes, so you like it yourself and wait... EDIT: yeah i know this comment is gonna get 0 like, but if u see 1 like, know that i liked my own comment.
Wanna add for the lip stuff: stay well hydrated! This actually helps your overall health, but yeah, crusty lips isn't really something I worry about. That said, sometimes that shit is harder to avoid when you're outside a lot in the winter. Yes, use your chapstick, BUT it's important to know *when* to apply it. If you haven't noticed, lip balm can mess up your shit even worse if you apply it after your lips are already chapped! The trick is to apply it right before you step outside! It'll protect you against cold winds and that sort of thing, so it's more for prevention and not for healing.
I’m in 8th grade and I like this 6th grader and she likes me, it’s obvious. She hugs me a lot and she likes to play tag with me. She also loves to watch funny videos with me. We also have lots in common. We both like theater, we’re in the same show and we both play villagers (It’s Beauty & The Beast).
Jose the type of a special Zuniga Duuuude Bro that's super wrong to carry a gum with you. according to women they prefer mints i recommend wintergreen or spearmint altoids cuz this will keep her kissing you much longer if you're making out with her you could thank me later 😏😉 you forget another thing when she grabs her hair or play with it that's a big sign she's into you . Jose the type of a special Zuniga Duuuude
AbstraKtBlooD99 lol that was my brother that changed the name to that I tried to change it back but I had to wait 90 days to change my name so I was stuck with it
That’s my problem... my parents didn’t teach me ANYTHING a relationships and dating... they only told me to keep my hands to myself and where has that gotten me... 27 year old virgin and never kissed or held hands, never dated... never had a date to prom... my parents didn’t set me up for success... I’m so sad... I wanna fucking die... nobody cares nobody loves me...
My crush: "Hi"
Me thinking: "She wants me, She needs me"
Kane Bobier same here bro
Kane Bobier Bro, chill with your sister. She's mine.
Nah bro. She cracked open a cold one with me and the boys in the garage last night. So you know what that means
Fat Benis His meme game is just as good as black people. Not at all.
"...she is nothing without me." lmao
I tried to kiss her today and she called the school cop on me
I tried this too and they made up this new applause called the “shes 4” and “help”
THIS IS WHAT I'M SO AFRAID OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@NightfallLMAO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chris Hansen rofl
Big sad lol tho
Jose the type of Zunigga to kiss an airport security guard for tapping him
lmao
Williamlaisun lmfao
LOOOOOL how do you come up with theese??
😂😂😭
Williamlaisun that was a great one
crush: "licks her lip because its dry"
me thinking: "SHE NEEDS ME BOI"
:)
it’s true. If our lips are dry it won’t feel good to kiss
lol
@@LadyEsteria tf?
Literally me 😂
Jose the type of Zunigga to ask for a room on the fifth floor in a hotel with only four floors.
mohammed nabhan hahahah killer one
lmao
lmao hahahhahahhaa
ON DA ROOF BOIIIS
mohammed nabhan that's my fuck that means your fucking like shit
I got arrested because of you.
Korn Kasemchainan lol u made my day
😂😂😂
Damn you got more than rejection lmao.
Stupid!!! You got to get to know her first!
The Razor 99 dumb ass it was a joke
In a parallel world, the fifth watches advertise Jose Zunigga.
johnsmalling bruh how do you came with this :D
johnsmalling lol you're the mvp😂😂😂
johnsmalling lolololol
What's with this Zunigga thing I'm seeing everywhere in the comments
firepheoinx5 Zunigga is Jose's last name
I asked her if i can kiss her. She said no. We just laughed about it and sat silent for the next 2 hours. Most awkward evening ever!
omg
Never ask, it’ll be a no every time you do.
@@westernslav8855 wish i had heard that before last month lol
@@westernslav8855 never do this . If you do this , she has every right to punch you in the face .
@@westernslav8855 well if we don’t ask it could be a sexual harassment case
My advice is ask
Boys licking and biting because their lips is dry. That's me.
Sameeeeeee but I’m a girl
Bored Asf :/ bro deadasssss u are damn right
Another one of our fallen comrades?
Same
Same
Jose the type of Zunigga to tailor his PS4 controller for a better gaming experience
yeah, gotta get the 360 no scope !
Just get a scuf
johnsmalling LMFOA
johnsmalling yoooo my controller r1 is broken and I took off the button
holy shit it was a joke lmao
Jose the type of Zunigga to commit murder just to go to jail to correct the fashion style of the warden and prisoners
ace hardy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ace hardy xD
Thanks my crush kissed me and I am 8
How old is your crush? Like 5?
+LilPup no its gf for me
1. Nose flair
2. Her touch
3. Her lips (biting it licking it, she's prepping up)
4. Her eyes (serious eye contact)
5. Move in closer to see if she doesn't move away
**then queue in gum endorsement heheh
Test water. If She's coming in your personal space or allowing you to come in her personal space. If she gets back when you come in, back up.
Her breasts brushing against you 'accidentaly'.
Giving you good eye contact. Her pupils get dilated. Looking at your lips.
Only Jose can manage to fit an advertisement for gum into a video 😂😂
Epictoad11 Alpha m. could probably do that too😂
Barnus Kiss both have masters degree in that department
OMG! I am the 666th liker on this comment WTF! Illuminati confirm
When girls wants to be kissed is a lot of looking right in your eyes and giving you that look of just kiss me already.
Kawaii Chain Nd they look at your lips Nd look at u while u not looking at them while ya next 2 eachother
That gum got me laid
Justin P lmao
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO 😉
Jose :*leans forward*
Me: No homo *kisses the screan*
that’s still sus buddy
You went for it, no prop
Screen*
Lmao
So I graduate from the friend zone and I'm going for the kiss this Friday . Wish me luck
What happened
what happened :D
What happened?
George Rocha you still alive ?
I got it 👌🏼
I use to come for the video, now I come for the comments
HailzGaming both.... 😂😂😂😂 the Zuniga comments be having me dead 😂😂
Rs Lmaooo
It'sGucci lmafo
It'sGucci ikr
Gucci gang
Jose is giving me serious eye contact... maybe I should move in😏
Paul - Piano BUT NO HOMO
Why
Paul - Piano yep
Paul - Piano 😂😂😂😂
Paul - Piano I'd go for the kiss in a dark hall way
"No one wants to kiss sand paper."
Speak for yourself.
Jose the type of guy to stare at a girls ass and blame it on the aim assist😑😑🤔
FinalScorpion48 FS48 nice:)
LMAO
Ahahaha
Jose the type of zunigga to tailor his basketball shorts
Baby Gsus7 o. ok? and...
MemeCentral And he can play basketball in them.
nothing wrong with that? Seems pretty bad ass to me
Baby Gsus7 Jose the type of zunigga to tailor the basketball to fit his hands for a more comfortable fit
My dog just started biting me
Lol
Oulala😋😋😋😋
That’s something you hear every day
Normal.
Smooch that pooch
"No Body Wants To Kiss Sand Paper"
Me: *DIES OF LAUGHTER*
Me :Brings gum to school
Everyone else: Let me get some
C.O.D bound same as f
ғʀ
C.O.D bound true
C.O.D bound yeah never expose the gum lol happened to me
C.O.D bound what does this have to do wit the video
Jose the type of Zunigga to convert to Islam just to pray 5 times a day.
hahaha bhai zada ho gaya yeh toh lol
LMAO Idk if everyone will understand lool
That was actually a wavey comment
lmaoo
Pravir Ramlall what i dont understand mate
YES i can finally kiss my crush!
She was touching me in tag!
how did it go
@@Fuzzix0 they banged after.
Lol for me being a girl and watching this to see if it’s accurate I know how you feel
Mr Awesome bro just play kissy chase 😂
My guy I’m sorry for you
My crush: looks at me for 1 second
Me: She needs me to live, she must have me
Bro I’m not gonna tell u but Yano
Does her calling me a creep count?
No, just no
I have the same question..
Noor Hussain yes it does
What about the "i hate you" comment all the time, im pretty sure shes playful
Noor Hussain i am always rude tp the guy i like lmao
Jose the type of zunigga to tailor his socks
good one
Got first kiss today. It was hard to do it but i finally kissed her. didn't watch this tutorial but guys just do it! i believe in yall. its awkward ar first but once you do it you'll be so excited and acomplished! Im going to kiss her tommorow to good luck everyone!!
Pikachu Beast LETS GOOO MATE
Pikachu Beast Bitch im not kissing ma girl we using tongue ma bro
Pikachu Beast my man
Golden, it’s all good, we all have nervous 😬 issues, it’s normal, but you understand that you can do it, dig deep, and show yourself that you are not afraid of taking a risk. Good day.
*wakes up with cold sore*
Instructions Unclear: Slapped, and in Prison Class 3 Unit
Has linkin park logo...talks to girl....hey girl..."you love the way i look at you"
He kisses his girl after every meal,with that perfect moisture 😂❤️
Hkm Saharan moist
Hkm Saharan
Hkm Saharan can you subscribe to my chanal
Hkm Saharan i dont get that
Hkm Saharan lol
Jose the type of Zuniga to give his own barber a haircut to improve his style
6-signs she wants a FIFTH from you
I couldn't stop staring at his Terminator 2 ears.
😂
Unsee juice: Hello there
Jose the type of Zuniga that doesn't just 'like' a video.. He playfully taps the like button
Fucking love this one
Yeah
There girl that has a crush on me always smiles at me and always touches me what does that mean hmmmmmmm
Daniel Belcher why is he always looking to the right
Daniel Belcher e
Jose the type of zuniga who give good advices, but I still got rejected because I'm not her type of zuniga :(
#FeelsBadMan
Ghost's Assasin 175 be strong my friend
more fish in sea my friend rejection makes you stronger
Gabriel Osemwegie indeed
Gabriel Osemwegie there's a girl for every man! If it takes him to leave the country but hopefully he doesn't have to
The little drummer boy uh, are you okay?
😂 am I the only girl watchin this lol??
Anime wolf no im here and I'm a girl
Anime wolf no😂
its egoistic and dumb to think that
No..😂😂
Ok
Guess what!!!! I was so happy when I watched this video
She was giving me all these signs you were showing
Tried it out and guess what???
I got slapped
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sorry mate
That's tufffff
Poggers dude!
Ohhh mate I dyed reading that he he lol
Damn bro
Jose the type of Zuniga to be sponsored by a gum company
TRUUUU
I always wonder if girls are watching this...
DaveSummerxD I aaaaam :))
Tyler Urie Is So Dun be mine
DaveSummerxD i am
I am lmao. Then again, I have a girlfriend.
Yup..
Jose the type of zuniga to tailor his girlfriends lips to better fit his!
Noor Hussain you mean benefits?
2:04 “she want you to kiss her, dude” I’m dying over here
🤣
Jose the type of zuniga to promote the fifth watch on a date
J Montana this a good one
jose the type of zunigga to stop at every red light in GTA
this guy really sponsored gum 😂😂
kaledur patwary gum sponsored him. So he is showing it off. For money. Understand mans?
😂😂😂😁
Me: *brings gum to school*
Other people: can I have a piece.....or 2.... or 3
Everything Ivy love
@@mummumasa9441 uhh
Jose the type of Zunniga to Tell his Tailor 5 Sings that he doesn't know anything about suits
MaruanoPL sings?
I got slapped in the face... thanks man! I appreciate it
Brandon Le 😂😂
Brandon Le next time rko her ass
Deborah Lyons I guess you’re right! 8 inches is small :/
Brandon Le Lol in your fantasies.
Deborah Lyons shieeet man you caught me bro fuck lol 😂
Actually every girl is different
Norma Vasquez ik right
no its not... statistically every 4th female in america was made in tesla factory
Its basic advice
I'm putting this advise to good use when I see my new girl again
Really? What kind of dishwasher do you have that is made in a Tesla factory?
All I have to do is wait for my girlfriend to say kiss me
VideoGame EXTREMES you will be waiting a while my friend
Bro I have a baby now
RP Reflection me still not
Use An Condom
haha close he legs
RP Reflection lmao I'm fucking dead 😂💀
RP Reflection how old are you
I rubbed Tiege Hanley on my Fifth and it turned into a Rolex
Derick lol .
Derick lol LMAO I LIKE UR PROFILE PIC
I feel like every feminist hates this dude XDDD
Family Erdman true😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Family Erdman just shut u
Fuck you
Fuck them
Kai Chavez umm why are you triggered?
*the moment you find out your crush hates you*
*breathe in*
*breathe out*
*scream*
Jose the type of zunigga to recommend fifth watches as his last words before he dies
goddamn never thought I'd see the day when someone advertises a gum😂😂😂
joe the type of zuniga to almost burst out laughing while advertising gum
Crush : Bites lip
Me : KISSES
Crush : Slaps
dilating pupils? bt hw wud i knw if she has really dark eyes?
Just finish the words
Shes a witch
Thumbs up if you can't come up with witty "type of zuniga" jokes.
ReyEddy85 I'm really just trash and unfunny.
ReyEddy85 jose the type of zunigga to report nudity on pornhub
Who else is a girl watching this video just to know if youre giving off those signs???
Frisk Dreemurr lol yea
Jose Lino Gotta be one to know one
Jose Lino lol
Frisk Dreemurr u know its true
King Shoxxx u dont know what a dick is because u dont have one
I ain’t see no signs when I was dating this girl I just went for it and we went at it 😂😂
Having bad breath is so true
How do I always end up on this side of RUclips
Blackpanther 514
Cuz you’re a fellow bro trying to better himself, no shame in that man
same:(
Jose the type of zuniga, if a hobo asking for money , he will give 5 tips to groom yourself like a gentleman.
That's good to kiss a girl
He screams SCIENTIST.
Thanks i was watching this in 2017 and was getting firt kiss and now in 2020 we are together and i have son!
This was on my recommended list and I was like,” ah what could it hurt” so I watched it 😂
Dane Brownawell same
Dane Brownawell same lol
same
Dane Brownawell same
Dane Brownawell saaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeee 😂
Jose the type of Zunigga to sponsor freaking gum.
The moment you told “she looks at your lips and again looks at you”
A smile just popped up on me
My C wants to kiss me
Wow the girl on the thumbnail 😍😍😍😍
Jose the type of zuniga to tell a homeless man how to upgrade his style
Girl : (Bumps in me and accidentally touches me)
Me : (Kisses)
Girl : WTF..
Hamilton were did she touch u 👉👌💦💦👄
In the 👃
Kai. Me: excuse Ms? Do you know where....
Girl: (pepper sprays me in the face, kicks me in the nuts and tasers me)
I was once walking to my class, this girl bumped into me and started hugging my arm, I didn’t even know her 💀
This one girl sitting next to me touched my d during a test
Jose the type of zunigga to tailor his subscribers into making the perfect zunigga jokes
Holy crap ! The girl in the thumbnail 😳
Jose the type of zuniga who doesn't like a food because it doesn't fit his style
What about.. 6 signs she wants to check if England is your city?
i just go to comments to see jokes like jose the type of zunniga
I love how 4 and a half MILLION teenagers, have needed these tips
Jose looks like the type of zuniga to use a 25% off promo code on a pack of moist gum
Jose the type of Zuniga who tailors his lips for a more pleasurable kiss
That moment when you post a comment but you get 0 likes, so you like it yourself and wait...
EDIT: yeah i know this comment is gonna get 0 like, but if u see 1 like, know that i liked my own comment.
Blablaland Astuces tf is wrong with you .-.?
Vegito Blule lol
Vegito Blue ツ
Vegito Blue ツ Tf is wrong with u
Blablaland Astuces Damn how many accounts u got?
I am gonna kiss my girl on Wednesday
I swear there is not one of Jose's videos without a complementary "zuniga" complement.
Girl-licks her lips
Me- “kisses her”
Girl- yo WTF DUDE
Me- well you licked your lips
Lol
Jose the type of Zuniga to make his fans nervous around him because they dont have the fifth watch.
Kay O what is up with this Zunigga stuff?
Spit the gum before, so you ain't sharing your gum
how the hell did I get to this video
Ian Halabi same
Lan halabi did you rapidly click on videos
Ian Halabi me too
Because you use Tiege Hanley
Ur single
but what if she has got a boyfriend
Große Brechstange (plays background music that basically says your fucked)
Große Brechstange then u get yourself a boyfriend too. Simple as fuck.
Große Brechstange
Bro if shes down shes down, regardless ;)
You get fucked up like I did
"Have a nice week diaper boy"
Aura 627 Let’s hope not....😂
Aura 627 Margaret is a f*ckin Savage!! OMG
Aura 627 greatest roast ever
I get it
Regular show
Wanna add for the lip stuff: stay well hydrated! This actually helps your overall health, but yeah, crusty lips isn't really something I worry about.
That said, sometimes that shit is harder to avoid when you're outside a lot in the winter. Yes, use your chapstick, BUT it's important to know *when* to apply it.
If you haven't noticed, lip balm can mess up your shit even worse if you apply it after your lips are already chapped! The trick is to apply it right before you step outside! It'll protect you against cold winds and that sort of thing, so it's more for prevention and not for healing.
If she kisses you does that mean she wants you to kiss her
Ofc no
Jose the kinda Zunigga to be really bad with Photoshop and make his own thumbnail :)
Jose is the type of Zuniga who would celebrate the 4th of July on the fifth.
I’m in 8th grade and I like this 6th grader and she likes me, it’s obvious. She hugs me a lot and she likes to play tag with me. She also loves to watch funny videos with me. We also have lots in common. We both like theater, we’re in the same show and we both play villagers (It’s Beauty & The Beast).
Jose the type of a special Zuniga Duuuude
Bro that's super wrong to carry a gum with you. according to women they prefer mints i recommend wintergreen or spearmint altoids cuz this will keep her kissing you much longer if you're making out with her
you could thank me later 😏😉
you forget another thing when she grabs her hair or play with it that's a big sign she's into you .
Jose the type of a special Zuniga Duuuude
I got the best tip to make your crush kiss you. All you have to do is get up walk towards her and tell her
Do you Know Da Wae?
Cyber GAMING She Said "I don't care about dead memes!"
Cyber GAMING LMFAO! 😂😂😂
Lmfao till she slaps you...just be a nice person
WE MUST FOLLOW THE QUEEN
AbstraKtBlooD99 lol that was my brother that changed the name to that I tried to change it back but I had to wait 90 days to change my name so I was stuck with it
I trusted what the video said.
Now I'm going to prison forever with charges of rape and sexual assault.
That’s my problem... my parents didn’t teach me ANYTHING a relationships and dating... they only told me to keep my hands to myself and where has that gotten me... 27 year old virgin and never kissed or held hands, never dated... never had a date to prom... my parents didn’t set me up for success... I’m so sad... I wanna fucking die... nobody cares nobody loves me...
dam bro, stay strong man