@@edmundoftheangles7977 They're jokes that are so inherently bad (but fantastic because of how groan-worthy they are) that it is usually said by a dad. If I had a guess, puns got these nicknames because of the classic "Hi hungry, I'm Dad" joke.
I love Tim Vine and the best thing is at least he isn't the same as others. I would say 99% of comedians tell stories in jokes they tell. Not that they all the same type of comedy but it's story telling. At least he does something different and tells one liners more and more jokes to come out. He has said if you don't like a joke of mine then don't worry since there will be another one in a minute or in such case 10 or so.
Alot of my mates dont like him, but come on, it's proper fun, he actually held the Guiness world record for the most amount of jokes said in 10 minutes, it's been beaten, but his mind runs fast, I like him, sometimes we need crappy, cheesy jokes.
If someone told me a minute ago that it was called Fairy Floss in Australia I would have had to google it before I believed it! And I did 30 seconds ago! (new fact registered and stored)
Liked while the announcer was still Introducing TIm - always a good show, even when you’ve heard the jokes before. Also, now I know that ‘Candy Floss’ in Australia is called ‘Fairy Floss’. The most important secret to telling a good joke telling is knowing your audience and timing. The two most important secrets to telling a good joke telling are knowing your audience, timing and delivery. Among the most important secrets to telling a good joke are knowing your audience, timing, delivery and pausing for effect... (Thank you to the Spanish Inquisition. I bet you weren’t expecting them…)
Harry Kemp Not so much. They both are experts at short jokes but Tim’s delivery is a bit more frantic and Stewart’s is more laid back. ‘My dad’s dead. He used to be a roofer. So dad, if you’re up there…”
There must be a limit to how many puns there are in the world. I say that because this show was SO similar to Live at the Apollo, and just about every other show he does. See him once, and there is no need to see him again.
@heatbucspies55 he didn't really give the audience time to appreciate the joke, they were already applauding and he thanked them straight away he's more deliberate on his DVD
Watch out for the new menu...then it hit me. Oh yeah that's really funny, because it has a double meaning you see. You thought it meant look out for the new items but he interpereted it as look out it - might be dangerous. Oh boy, he's clever. If you're comically unevolved , this guy must be hilarious.
Tim really does pack them in. I didn't realise the first time I watched this but the final joke in this set is actually "Thanks for your 'help'".
Tim Vine has his own style & has completely mastered it. Tim & Lee Mack in the British comedy sketch was when I first discovered his brilliant comedy
BNAG, that's bang out of order!!!!!! Love Tim Vine and his one liners.
It's good that he doesn't say any rude words.
I also don't say rude words, I swear.
Poo
he doesn't say fuck, or cunt, or twat, or piss, or cock at all.
@@helenwatkinson5873 D:
BOOM BOOM.
a barrage of dad gags - superb
At what point did schoolboy humour become dad jokes? Fascinating sociological shift.
@@edmundoftheangles7977 They're jokes that are so inherently bad (but fantastic because of how groan-worthy they are) that it is usually said by a dad. If I had a guess, puns got these nicknames because of the classic "Hi hungry, I'm Dad" joke.
@@edmundoftheangles7977 When the schoolboys grew up of course
Only just came across Tim Vine hes very good. Bit old fashioned in a way but I like it. No swearing or filth, just good fun.
marky mark What's wrong with swearing and filth?
Dad jokes. The best jokes :D
Irony here is, "I've only just Came across Tim Vine"
Ha ha
Anyone notice the word play even in the last few seconds?
Thanks for your "help"
Yes!!
I was involved in a crash with a dwarf last week. He got out, looked at me and said "Im not happy," to which I replied "Which one are you then?"
the seven dwarves went to bed and felt happy…so Happy got out
The best, funny and didn't say a single rude word
Yesterday I found out I was blind... I never though I'd see the day.
Hahahahahaha :D
ZC5ive I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and then it hit me
Never take a child's tin can telephone. You'll never hear the end of it.
Mmm
It's taken 7 years for someone to tell you, but that joke doesn't even make sense...
This guy's hilarious! That song had me cracking up!
I love Tim Vine and the best thing is at least he isn't the same as others. I would say 99% of comedians tell stories in jokes they tell. Not that they all the same type of comedy but it's story telling. At least he does something different and tells one liners more and more jokes to come out. He has said if you don't like a joke of mine then don't worry since there will be another one in a minute or in such case 10 or so.
Genius, wonderful and original
Old fashion style but great fun 🎉
Alot of my mates dont like him, but come on, it's proper fun, he actually held the Guiness world record for the most amount of jokes said in 10 minutes, it's been beaten, but his mind runs fast, I like him, sometimes we need crappy, cheesy jokes.
Their loss
Tim is brilliant!
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This guy is genuinely hilarious.
absolutely brilliant !
Ahh this was good. New Tim Vine material.
Hahaha brilliant!! Never ceases to amuse me!!! 😂 ROFL Xxxx
Brilliant from Tim
I love Tim Vine - he is a RIOT!
Thanks for your help hahaha. Literally.
Fitting how his name is Vine, considering his comedy style
divelostmind He recently did a challenge where he tried to tell 10 jokes in a minute and he averaged about 6 seconds for each joke… so, yeah.
@usblueflyer he doesn't waste new material on TV, hes done 3 full tours after this material
Hey, aussies who didn't know about Tim Vine before this. If you like one-liners, I recommend checking out Milton Jones and Stewart Francis.
Not usually my kind of stuff.. but I like this..!
If someone told me a minute ago that it was called Fairy Floss in Australia I would have had to google it before I believed it! And I did 30 seconds ago! (new fact registered and stored)
tim vines is a beast o' laughs!!!
'Thanks for your help!' - I only just got that
I work in elevators, has its ups and downs.
David Graham I used to work in elevators but the dreadful things people did in them were wrong on so many levels.
How can you "work in elevators"?
I once farted in an elevator -- it was wrong on so many levels.
i managed to dodge this, there and then but i didnt see that coming.
legend:)
To be fair hes the only comedian I know who doesn't swear so fair play to him
Love the goofy look
Tim Vine would make a great defense lawyer...hehe.
There goes my hero
Liked while the announcer was still
Introducing TIm - always a good show, even when you’ve heard the jokes before.
Also, now I know that ‘Candy Floss’ in Australia is called ‘Fairy Floss’.
The most important secret to telling a good joke telling is knowing your audience and timing.
The two most important secrets to telling a good joke telling are knowing your audience, timing and delivery.
Among the most important secrets to telling a good joke are knowing your audience, timing, delivery and pausing for effect...
(Thank you to the Spanish Inquisition. I bet you weren’t expecting them…)
Hit the music pleeeeeease.
Fairy Floss? Must be Aussie for Candy Floss LOL
No shit!
That wig suits him so good..
that was a good impression of a fly haha
chocchipfox Mosquito. Linda suffered from Malaria.
Nuts 😂
Ahhh !l nappys are great
i went to see him!
This wasn't a Melbourne comedy sketch, there was no swearing
Nice delayed reaction at the end there
It's a routine made completely of dad jokes
lilu that's why it's great!
Is there any video of this guy with DIFFERENT material??
@dothequack You get, three, maybe four minutes at this festival if you're lucky. You need to do your stuff quicktime. ^_^
@dothequack
Didn't he just say it at the end there?
Or is there more to it?
That's so 'wrong' it's... right lol yum yum
Jeanius! Basically not pants
I have the easiest job in the world - a wind tunnel tester. Absolute breeze.
They have some funny names. Did you know they have an ice cream lolly called the golden gaytime? ^^
Pun master
For non-Aussies, "fairy floss" is candy floss / cotten candy.
U know what they call a grass trimmer? A whippersnipper O_.
ITS THE JOKEMASTER
It's Candyfloss Mr Vine not Fairy floss!!!!
Is it just all one liners in his shows?
i take it fairy floss is candy floss ?
Love reading the comments. Repeat the jokes in the video. Love You Tube.
LOL
Candy Floss. In England.
hey! it's stewart francis' brother!
Harry Kemp Not so much. They both are experts at short jokes but Tim’s delivery is a bit more frantic and Stewart’s is more laid back.
‘My dad’s dead. He used to be a roofer. So dad, if you’re up there…”
good old fashioned comedy , so stupid it,s genius
Is that mini lad at 0:35
@dimabbq You're probably the only one.
@skinnyb999 yes
Close to pissing myself
@cabbaman98 'cotton candy' to you mate
its a shame they didnt give him time for the "thanks for your help" joke
Fairy frost???
Is this really from 2010?? All this material is SOO OLD!! I really LOVE Tim, but ALL this stuff is OLD!!
Good to know the catalyst for his congestion is the repetitive lyrics of any applicable song. I'll refrain.
He doesn't have a story really. All the other comedians are talking about experiences and he just puts out these random jokes
Fairy Floss?
Candy floss
@usblueflyer If it ain't broke don't fix i say.
Lol what the fuck else would you call it?
Strange how Tim Vine turned out to be such an oddball when Jeremy Vine is the epitome of centre-middle-range Radio 2 mediocrity
So, Tim Vine gets a tax deductable visit to Australia, to all the hotspots, for doing that little ditty !
There must be a limit to how many puns there are in the world.
I say that because this show was SO similar to Live at the Apollo, and just about every other show he does.
See him once, and there is no need to see him again.
I'm allergic to illegal immigrants
@heatbucspies55 he didn't really give the audience time to appreciate the joke, they were already applauding and he thanked them straight away
he's more deliberate on his DVD
Far too clever for Australians!
I'll give him some advice, get some new material.
the song sucked but this was FAR TOO FUNNY x)
Watch out for the new menu...then it hit me. Oh yeah that's really funny, because it has a double meaning you see. You thought it meant look out for the new items but he interpereted it as look out it - might be dangerous. Oh boy, he's clever. If you're comically unevolved , this guy must be hilarious.
Non-British people can hardle get his jokes.
This guy is good, but I'll be honest, I prefer stand up comedians that tell long stories.
Not his finest moment...
about as funny as toothache..
Comedy for simpletons.
Not really...
Ok for kids. Deaf kids.
Jon Summers - But your joke there is considerably worse. So your awful sense of humour in no way reflects on him
@TheHayekian U USE 2 MENNY EXCLAMATON MARKZ BWOI