yeah. I think he forgets these guys do manual labor to a degree they can live on diets that would kill anyone in the modern age due to the amount of cholesterol and fats it has. they're powerlifters without the steroids
@@luan.galaxy you think you could beat up everyone in the 90s? I was thinking of saying maybe the 80s or 70s as a joke but all the drugs might make them even tougher
Literally everyone prior to around the 1900s would be stronger than us because the world used to be a viciously dangerous place where you had to fight for survival every day. A toddler who had to live through the Black Plague could kick my privileged middle-class ass up and down the street.
Lyle has actually already time traveled to the past. His iconic eye inspired the myth of the cyclops as he terrorized and savagely beat the ancient Greeks, who were nearly powerless to stop him.
I really liked the easter eggs of Ding Dong and Julian as the famous farmer painting, the Markiplier mustache spaceship, and Tomar’s emerald spelled funny.
It's hilarious that Lyle who is a voice actor thinks he would be able to beat up people in the past who literally had to physically work all day most people traveling everywhere physically just to survive and get by lol He would have been useful before the Black Death reached Europe Lyle should have been guarding the Silk Road with his belt buckle in hand.
Never thought about it but the renaissance people in the 15th century lived in constant filth, keeping warm shit under their beds for heat and throwing it into the street in the morning, and they were all descended from the peasants that survived the black death at the end of the medieval period
@@battlekirby Most people would "work" in the daylight hours, but that doesnt mean they stopped doing physical things. Your off time could include woodwork/carpentry/home repair, gathering water and carrying it home, preparing food... depending on where you are your main source of income may go away during the planting season, but you didnt just run off; If you lived in cold regions you were likely gathering firewood, performing regular upkeep on your home, shoveling snow.... and of course in the war season (summer) you may be called up to fight and therefore train and march. their leisure would also include things like archery, which is also physically taxing. however, the one place (some) modern humans may have most earlier generations beat is in leg strength. With the exception of armies, people didnt tend to go very far, and the concept of leg-based exercises is new. Even the navies of the ancient era likely relied on their backs and arms for rowing, as opposed to their legs (as we do now). Average height is constantly debated. From my memory there does seem to be a trend that humans are getting a bit taller, though men of wealth in the renaissance period may have seemed to be average height today given they wore boots with impressive heels. Additionally, we have suits of armor (even from aristocrats) that would fit an average man of the day. However, ideas about body proportion have changed, with medieval men favoring the "hourglass figure" look, and their armor theirfore reflects a really narrow waist but broad chest.
Archaeology major here: Yes indeed tomar is essentially right. Think about it like this, at its height of power, england could call on a militia made up of hundreds or thousands of men who trained weekly from their teens how to pull and use an english longbow, which could easily get up to 100lbs drawstrength. We can see the impact of repeated wear and damage from this training on skeletons of longbow soldiers. On top of the english longbowmen being strong, it is said that select french knights did all of their physical excersizes and combat training while wearing their full set of ~40lb armor. Oh, and there are still surviving medieval books called "treatises" specifcally written with information on hand-to-hand combat. So knights knew plenty about that too.
Chris really do be a nobleman though, I don’t know about inbred but the O’Neils I think actually had their own dynasty but Chris is pretty much royal blood dude !! *clasps wet clammy hands smugly as I furrow my brow inquisitively
It's a win-win situation. He looks better than everyone else *and* it doesn't hurt his ego when he's not portrayed like a little, fat, disgusting glob.
When Late Medieval Europeans first started traveling to the New World, diseases began to spread that they themselves were incredibly resistant to, but which the Amerindians had almost no immunity to - if this ever happened the other way around, it was on an incredibly small scale, relatively speaking. Most New World diseases already existed in the Old World, not the other way around. Thus, modern variations of these diseases would likely have little more effect on Medieval Europeans than their counterparts in times contemporary to them, for the most part. Of course, in terms of something like a biological weapon which we have little immunity to, they would lack it in the same way as us - the latter part being the important note. With this in mind, Medieval Europeans were generally far more resistant to disease than modern people. Even water that would be almost universally regarded as clean and palatable by them would likely be commonly found to be undrinkable by a modern person (Without some sickness, that is). Medieval people were actually, generally speaking, consiserably more bodily healthy and strong than their 18th century counterparts who lived in through urbanisation, among other things - not to mention the decline in health with the coming of indistrialisation (This obviously ties into the point about the strength and stature of the Medieval man, but I don't feel the need to write so much about that, since the ridiculousness of what was said should be more obvious). This especially applies to people in, say, America, with plenty of Americans having even less of a tolerance to less filtered water in modern times than other countries of comparable wealth. So no, Lyle would almost surely not kill someone 'by coughing on them', save for the most extraordinary circumstances. The risk would be, in reality, almost the complete opposite.
Although going back to the past would most defiantly lead to defeat (imagine a caveman with a furled brow and club) I respect his determination to try. It reminds me of Barney from the Flintstone playthrough.
That's actually something I didn't know that like most armors you see in museums belonged to noblemen who by all accounts shouldn't have made it past childbirth
I imagine Lyle going back into 1890s in Europe and trying to start a fight with a 15 year old clay miner, only to get his throat bite off and his skull cracked by the kid after Lyle's first punch sends the kid into a psychotic breakdown (at the time unknown and untreated and probably considered just evilness of the soul) for triggering the memory of a beatdown his father gave him at 4 for having stolen a few sips from his personal wine. Like, seriously, what past is Lyle imagining?
I understand lyle’s train of thought, kind of funny all these comments about him being wrong when he specifically stated that he knew he was wrong like relax
We're all just having fun thinking about it. Like back in the day, how fast would it take for a farmer to decide he's going to chuck a pitchfork at you for tresspassing on his property
@@GenericProtagonist7 this comment is the other side of the exact same coin. and ironically the comment i’m writing right now is the third side of the coin, it’s a weird coin but that’s what happens when people are allowed to talk about their own train of thought.
@@zzeroara9511 People way back then ate pretty decently, depending on where you look. At the very least they had more than enough nutrition to not fall apart.
For a second the thumbnail fooled me into thinking this was a goddamn TED ed video. Thankfully I still learned something, even if it was from the mind of a psychotic ex-caveman (Lyle)
There was a guy in the 1800s whose name was battling Sam Brown and he was about 6 feet tall and was known for beating men to death with his bare hands in Virginia city Nevada so I mean could be possible
The thumbnail's art style looks like the art style from the TED-Ed "History vs [controversial historical person]" videos. Great work. History vs. Augustus Lylebert
it'd be kinda true for some kinda ufc fighter or something, the collection of knowledge in sports science and what works out in sparring in a globalized community, they'd be beasts
People relied on strength not only for combat but to even get by their day to day so yeah lyle would get stomped on lol Lol @ the giant single helmet epic video bro :)
Meanwhile all I think about is how I would ingratiate myself so that I don't get killed or starve to death due to my inability to perform physical labor due to chronic pain.
For a second I thought this was a Ted-Ed animation because of the thumbnail. (That's a good thing btw) Great job on the animation, I enjoyed every second of it!
There are tribes in Africa that are basically living how people would have hundreds or even thousands of years ago, and they are absolutely shredded and skilled hunters. Lyle's head would be on a stick before sundown.
I feel like a trained ufc fight would kick ass if they went back in time but that’s only one on one and because they have the most effective and developed modern fighting style but they aren’t Lyle and that guys a fuckin beast
You know i have a similiar sentiment with if an american cartoon were to go into an anime. I feel like unless its jojo the cartoons would be way smarter than anyone and would defeat them without even punching them since that was a rule for a long time you couldnt show punches in cartoons
@@atomic747 Spongebob would be fine as long as nobody breaks his butt. If it happens one more time he'll have to wear the Iron Butt for the rest of his life.
Check yourself Lyle, I hear the Renaissance Men are coming to town. Like super soon.
the beginning where you depict lyle as this dude who's been haunted by this for ages really makes this
I would like but it's at 569
I remember watching this episode and just thinking how quickly Lyle would get his head absolutely stomped in by even just a random peasant farmer.
@Deso Lark Kyle is my favorite Oneyplays character
i like lyle but he couldnt stand a chance against a sheep-shearer
He would use Lyle-style and just defeat everyone.
yeah. I think he forgets these guys do manual labor to a degree they can live on diets that would kill anyone in the modern age due to the amount of cholesterol and fats it has.
they're powerlifters without the steroids
Bro peasants had no food and were sick as shit
Lyle thinks the T-800 is unstoppable because he went back in time
I unironically think you are onto something with that line of thought, that could be his subconscious reasoning
If I had to guess, it's probably some subconscious belief that time is a constant linear progression of skill, knowledge and power.
Probably, I have the same thought about going back to like, the 90s
@@luan.galaxy you think you could beat up everyone in the 90s? I was thinking of saying maybe the 80s or 70s as a joke but all the drugs might make them even tougher
really concise analysis i think you’re totally right
So your saying he watched to much Dragonball?
I was just about to say - like dragonball
*Inbred Nobleman Chris is his best alternate hands down.*
I also enjoyed Inbred Nobleman Zac cameo right before that.
Literally everyone prior to around the 1900s would be stronger than us because the world used to be a viciously dangerous place where you had to fight for survival every day. A toddler who had to live through the Black Plague could kick my privileged middle-class ass up and down the street.
the lyle talking with his head apart was too grotesque and good, dude!
Thanks this image popped in my head, when I watched that episode and it inspired me to do this animation
@@pieknyork6508 it's ridiculously neat and well animated good job man :)
How hilarious would it be to watch Lyle get stomped by literally the first random peasant he met.
They ransack his foreign possessions, like weird glass tablet and small leather bag then they die of the flu or something.
Lyle has actually already time traveled to the past. His iconic eye inspired the myth of the cyclops as he terrorized and savagely beat the ancient Greeks, who were nearly powerless to stop him.
"I am a short, inbred nobleman," said the 6'3 giant
He just needs to travel with his army of 100 girlfriends.
who are all stupid and also hate him
Ah yes Lyle's Fish Speakers
I really like Chris and Tomar popping up from behind the corner of the frame like a page, a nice touch
I really liked the easter eggs of Ding Dong and Julian as the famous farmer painting, the Markiplier mustache spaceship, and Tomar’s emerald spelled funny.
Under appreciated joke being the French king drawing his sword from a baguette, though I have to deduct points for him not running away.
Thank you. Also the handle is made from wine glass and croissant.
He was made king due to his lack of fear of the French national pastime: Overthrowing the government. Had to be brave.
Inbred Nobleman Armor was clearly designed for Zach
It's hilarious that Lyle who is a voice actor thinks he would be able to beat up people in the past who literally had to physically work all day most people traveling everywhere physically just to survive and get by lol
He would have been useful before the Black Death reached Europe Lyle should have been guarding the Silk Road with his belt buckle in hand.
Fuck it took me a sec to get that second part. Lyle could've saved them all.
@@ashbha4138 I forgot all about this post lmao cheeers
I feel intimidated by that zach armor.
Sure people in the past were all anemic and stricken with Diarrhea most of the time but they still did manual labor 80 to 90 hours a week
i thought like after the black death they only worked 8 hours a day and had like half the year off
@@battlekirby they were farming theres only so much work they can do
Their immune systems would unironically blow ours tf out the water
Never thought about it but the renaissance people in the 15th century lived in constant filth, keeping warm shit under their beds for heat and throwing it into the street in the morning, and they were all descended from the peasants that survived the black death at the end of the medieval period
@@battlekirby Most people would "work" in the daylight hours, but that doesnt mean they stopped doing physical things. Your off time could include woodwork/carpentry/home repair, gathering water and carrying it home, preparing food... depending on where you are your main source of income may go away during the planting season, but you didnt just run off; If you lived in cold regions you were likely gathering firewood, performing regular upkeep on your home, shoveling snow.... and of course in the war season (summer) you may be called up to fight and therefore train and march.
their leisure would also include things like archery, which is also physically taxing. however, the one place (some) modern humans may have most earlier generations beat is in leg strength. With the exception of armies, people didnt tend to go very far, and the concept of leg-based exercises is new. Even the navies of the ancient era likely relied on their backs and arms for rowing, as opposed to their legs (as we do now).
Average height is constantly debated. From my memory there does seem to be a trend that humans are getting a bit taller, though men of wealth in the renaissance period may have seemed to be average height today given they wore boots with impressive heels. Additionally, we have suits of armor (even from aristocrats) that would fit an average man of the day. However, ideas about body proportion have changed, with medieval men favoring the "hourglass figure" look, and their armor theirfore reflects a really narrow waist but broad chest.
Archaeology major here:
Yes indeed tomar is essentially right. Think about it like this, at its height of power, england could call on a militia made up of hundreds or thousands of men who trained weekly from their teens how to pull and use an english longbow, which could easily get up to 100lbs drawstrength. We can see the impact of repeated wear and damage from this training on skeletons of longbow soldiers. On top of the english longbowmen being strong, it is said that select french knights did all of their physical excersizes and combat training while wearing their full set of ~40lb armor. Oh, and there are still surviving medieval books called "treatises" specifcally written with information on hand-to-hand combat. So knights knew plenty about that too.
So basically you're saying that Lyle could easily beat everybody in the past
_Fact Checker here!!!! Ass ahoy!!!!_
@Evan Mauger even so I still found the information he gave interesting so I’m not complaining
So are you an Archeologist? Genuinely curious since I've never actually met an archeologist.
This is interesting... But is it meant to confirm they were small? Didn't get that part, I'm assuming yes.
Chris really do be a nobleman though, I don’t know about inbred but the O’Neils I think actually had their own dynasty but Chris is pretty much royal blood dude !! *clasps wet clammy hands smugly as I furrow my brow inquisitively
Lyle would beat up those peasant Frenchies like he’d beat up that one annoying kid at the lunch room table.
Lyle being this normally proportioned man next to Chris and Tomar is great
It's a win-win situation. He looks better than everyone else *and* it doesn't hurt his ego when he's not portrayed like a little, fat, disgusting glob.
Top tier work! Lyle nervously confessing this to Tomar on the couch was a nice touch!
I didn't have my glasses on at first, so I thought they were at sea, and this was Lyle's breakdown confession due to starvation.
To be fair, Lyle's cyclops heritage gives him super strength.
He's going to take you back to the past
He would go back to a time when 90% of wars were waged with hand-to-hand combat and says "yeah I can probably take them out"
When Late Medieval Europeans first started traveling to the New World, diseases began to spread that they themselves were incredibly resistant to, but which the Amerindians had almost no immunity to - if this ever happened the other way around, it was on an incredibly small scale, relatively speaking. Most New World diseases already existed in the Old World, not the other way around. Thus, modern variations of these diseases would likely have little more effect on Medieval Europeans than their counterparts in times contemporary to them, for the most part. Of course, in terms of something like a biological weapon which we have little immunity to, they would lack it in the same way as us - the latter part being the important note.
With this in mind, Medieval Europeans were generally far more resistant to disease than modern people. Even water that would be almost universally regarded as clean and palatable by them would likely be commonly found to be undrinkable by a modern person (Without some sickness, that is). Medieval people were actually, generally speaking, consiserably more bodily healthy and strong than their 18th century counterparts who lived in through urbanisation, among other things - not to mention the decline in health with the coming of indistrialisation (This obviously ties into the point about the strength and stature of the Medieval man, but I don't feel the need to write so much about that, since the ridiculousness of what was said should be more obvious). This especially applies to people in, say, America, with plenty of Americans having even less of a tolerance to less filtered water in modern times than other countries of comparable wealth.
So no, Lyle would almost surely not kill someone 'by coughing on them', save for the most extraordinary circumstances. The risk would be, in reality, almost the complete opposite.
Although going back to the past would most defiantly lead to defeat (imagine a caveman with a furled brow and club) I respect his determination to try. It reminds me of Barney from the Flintstone playthrough.
Losers of battles tend to be pretty defiant, yes.
People forget that we are talking about Lyle here. Lyle "The Worm Destroyer", he can beat anyone
That's actually something I didn't know that like most armors you see in museums belonged to noblemen who by all accounts shouldn't have made it past childbirth
I imagine Lyle going back into 1890s in Europe and trying to start a fight with a 15 year old clay miner, only to get his throat bite off and his skull cracked by the kid after Lyle's first punch sends the kid into a psychotic breakdown (at the time unknown and untreated and probably considered just evilness of the soul) for triggering the memory of a beatdown his father gave him at 4 for having stolen a few sips from his personal wine.
Like, seriously, what past is Lyle imagining?
If Lyle only went back that far he would probably be shot by gun comparable to what we have now.
Lord Zachary IX of Hadel is my favorite inbred nobleman of yore.
"Are you an inbred nobleman?" "Pretty much."
I love the baguette sheath.
Lyle doesn't need to ask this question, we know hes been alive since, like the first organism hit land, at least
I was like in the primordial froth
@@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 They've found lylepythicus footprints in the volcanic ash from millions of years ago
@@LainVics one size seven and one size ten
@@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 Perfect in every way
I like how Chris’ controller isn’t even plugged in
Lyle hasn’t watched GOT 💀
Now I wanna see Lyle vs The Hound
I understand lyle’s train of thought, kind of funny all these comments about him being wrong when he specifically stated that he knew he was wrong like relax
They can't relax, people on the internet are like flies on shit whenever they see the chance to screech "UR WRONG!!!!"
We're all just having fun thinking about it. Like back in the day, how fast would it take for a farmer to decide he's going to chuck a pitchfork at you for tresspassing on his property
@@GenericProtagonist7 this comment is the other side of the exact same coin. and ironically the comment i’m writing right now is the third side of the coin, it’s a weird coin but that’s what happens when people are allowed to talk about their own train of thought.
@@GenericProtagonist7 "haha you spelled one word wrong, your argument is invalid r/wooosh". Every comments section has a reply that looks like this
So Lyle could theoretically punch his way to the king if he were fist fighting the government strictly
If I could go back in time, I would trade the map of the globe to some Viking king so that I could chill in his hall until I died
People from the past needed to rely more on physical strength to survive so they’d probably beat our asses in a fair fight.
but they also had a shit ton of diseases and chemical imbalances due to terribly limited diets.
@@zzeroara9511 People way back then ate pretty decently, depending on where you look. At the very least they had more than enough nutrition to not fall apart.
For a second the thumbnail fooled me into thinking this was a goddamn TED ed video. Thankfully I still learned something, even if it was from the mind of a psychotic ex-caveman (Lyle)
I love how the controller wasn't even plugged in lol
Zach as the inbred nobleman armor. Absolutely stellar
There was a guy in the 1800s whose name was battling Sam Brown and he was about 6 feet tall and was known for beating men to death with his bare hands in Virginia city Nevada so I mean could be possible
Beautiful animation!
I love Knights of old. They literally just spent all their lives eating meat and moving huge ass boulders to train
If Lyle went back to the past, he would just play shitty games that suck ass
My name is Lyle and as a fellow Lyle I feel like I can also do everything this lyle thinks he can do too
My toxic trait is also thinking I can go back in time and solo every army ever
Chris as an inbred nobleman was pretty MLG NGL
The thumbnail's art style looks like the art style from the TED-Ed "History vs [controversial historical person]" videos. Great work. History vs. Augustus Lylebert
This is awesome. I *really* like your concerned little tomar.
the end should have been a loop of lyel punching nobleman chris
This was beautiful. Needs more views
it'd be kinda true for some kinda ufc fighter or something, the collection of knowledge in sports science and what works out in sparring in a globalized community, they'd be beasts
Lyle is the darkest member of the oneyplays family :O
The Bleb shaped suit of armor was a nice touch,
Holy fuck this is unexpectedly high quality, good shit
“A foot and a half taller than everybody”
Shown as 50 feet tall
Lyle Ratkiller
People relied on strength not only for combat but to even get by their day to day so yeah lyle would get stomped on lol
Lol @ the giant single helmet epic video bro :)
To be fair, malnutrition was kinda just the default back then
Thats just self confidence...or narcissism
Jak fajnie że ktoś w tym kraju lubi tych śmiesznych oprychów.Fajna animacja.
Meanwhile all I think about is how I would ingratiate myself so that I don't get killed or starve to death due to my inability to perform physical labor due to chronic pain.
I've always had the exact same thought and also have no idea why
For a second I thought this was a Ted-Ed animation because of the thumbnail. (That's a good thing btw) Great job on the animation, I enjoyed every second of it!
That was Zach's armor.
Just love the "pretty much"
Lyle, just bring an Ak-47.
Everyone was very short back then.
I was waiting for this one to be animated
Nice smiling friend time machine :))
There are tribes in Africa that are basically living how people would have hundreds or even thousands of years ago, and they are absolutely shredded and skilled hunters. Lyle's head would be on a stick before sundown.
How lovely
This makes sense but it doesn’t at the same time
I feel like a trained ufc fight would kick ass if they went back in time but that’s only one on one and because they have the most effective and developed modern fighting style but they aren’t Lyle and that guys a fuckin beast
More oneyplays animated please!
Lyle does have a point though. Lyle is 6'4 while the average height during the Renaissance was around 5'8.
Amazing animation!
I have had the same thought but with guns
Your title card is killer
You know i have a similiar sentiment with if an american cartoon were to go into an anime. I feel like unless its jojo the cartoons would be way smarter than anyone and would defeat them without even punching them since that was a rule for a long time you couldnt show punches in cartoons
I truly do believe ed edd n eddy can tank any anime characters. Same with sponebob. Like they're durability is higher then that of a shonen mc.
@@atomic747 Spongebob would be fine as long as nobody breaks his butt. If it happens one more time he'll have to wear the Iron Butt for the rest of his life.
Okay but time traveling covid is breaking my brain
This is fucking beautiful!!
What if I went back in time with my trusty glock could I take over then?
You got about 17 shots make em count.
does anyone know more about what tomar is talking about with the armor thing? I really want to learn more about that but I can't find anything xoxo
I think the exact same way
This Rocks!
I think he could do it
cool.
Is that intro song from the eternal cylinder
reminds me of Clone High
Literal isekai logic
Why is the opening to Your Worst Nightmare playing in the opening?
What’s the title music?
cieszę się że nie jestem jedyną osobą z polski która wogóle wie co to oneyplays xd pozdrawiam i niech tomar emeraldy będą z tobą
What is that intro music from?
I think this as well except you have a bolt action rifle or a assault rifle