Pardon the late reply but the comment reminded me of a full five different people I've known who were really into astrology. All of them had lousy personalities and were arrogant as well as untrustworthy.
@@matthewwriter9539 or try and take a responsibility for yourself. I'm a bit fckd up piece myself but one can learn to act more tolerable without loosing himself (my broken part is the one tagged "social"). I do know, that events from the past shapes who we are today, but we are an "intelligent" specie, we can try to be above it. Da fck is this sht? Some cheap coaching session or what? Im outta here. Peace.
@@gregoriikatastrov7472 to be clear, I was joking about blaming your parents. The idea is that astrology is trash, and you can't blame it for how messed up your life is, so what can you blame it on if you don't take responsibility yourself...so I came up with "your parents". In all seriousness you are responsible for your own life choices, and those are what lead you to the life that you have.
Horoscope for 2020 Aries - you will spend more time at home Taurus - you will spend more time at home Gemini - you will spend more time at home Cancer - you will spend more time at home Leo - you will spend more time at home Virgo - you will spend more time at home Libra - you will spend more time at home Scorpio - you will spend more time at home Sagittarius - you will spend more time at home Capricorn - you will spend more time at home Aquarius - you will spend more time at home Pisces - you will spend more time at home
Vampirebunny. Correct. With the Co-Vid acting up, we all face an identical future. However, I intend to buck the trend as I have a coupon for a two night's free stay at my favorite casino in Laughlin, NV. Free mask and O2 tank provided.
No shit, they would interpret that as "OMG I'm gonna have an eye opening experience soon!" That is how those nutjobs respond to vague predictions that could happen to anyone at any time....they make it more than what it actually is.
Did anyone notice she launched her video on 30 September 2018? Check the moon phase for that day was waning gibbous with 71% visibility..... she’s not even taking her own advice!
THE_KRAKEN There are 10 planets in a chart plus houses. That’s trillions of possibilities you idiot. You have to actually look into it, do some research, analyze a few people. Sound hard?
@@gerrydelafino659 explain why twins can have wildly different personalites if astrology is true then you should be able to test it repeatedly and get the same result explain how the position of the starts impact our personality explain how a majority of psychology is apparently just wrong because everything is determined by stars explain how this works despite us now knowing that the stars have shifted
I used to crush on this girl who was 1 year older than me. I confessed to her but she said that she wasn’t interested and she was asexual, which was acceptable. We still held a respectable relationship, still chatted together now and then; that went on for 3 years. She has just been talking about this astrology stuff for 1 year and that doesn’t really affect me since she never brings it up in our conversation, until last week. We were in the middle of a conversation when she asked me what zodiac sign am I and when I told her, she said “there is no wonder why you haven’t got a girlfriend, your zodiac sign has all those red flags” (?). This is the moment when I lost my respect for her as a friend. Why would somebody judge others based on this bs? Why would you let a constellation dictate the personality of a person?
You must've felt disgusted by yourself because you were interested in someone like her. It's all fun and games until you start knowing what they believe in.
In one breath my mum says my Dad was full of pent up energy because he was a Gemini the next she say me and my son are just like him .. we aren't Geminis
@@berniebasset9465 Me too. I know astrology is nothing real but it does seem that Geminis have a lot of the same personality traits, senses of humor, etc. This confuses me.
I assumed she was talking about the new moon like an entity. So where I would say bob’s energy is good she’s saying new moon’s energy is good. A lot of spiritualists talk about the sun and moon at entities and use speech patterns associated with people
@@janeburns589 That might make sense if the words after "moon's" were nouns, like "energy" to cite your example. But they were all verbs. So it reads that the new moon owns something called "are," something called "empower," and something called "go."
@@adamredfield yeah, I was trying to give her some benefit. As if she’d made an honest mistake. I dunno, just can’t believe some one is actually that stupid
Oh, this! Conspiracy theories are fun to make fun of but people should debunk more actual scams that pretend to be trade strategies, commercial cults masquerading as jobs (not just MLM), investments that are actual financial pyramids etc.; I see SO MANY ads for "business success strategy" things that I want to punch all these dudes making scammy videos in front of public parking lots, acting like they own all cars lmao.
A girl didn't want to date me because according to this Nonsens-Science I'm a Scorpio. Feels bad man. But then again I don't want to date someone this stupid anyway, so it's a blessing in disguise.
@@CaptainCrazyble I agree, I don't wanna date someone that only loves me for my star sign. People should date someone for who they are, not their sign.
Person 1: I'm a Theoretical Physicists who graduated from harvard university *Person 2: I'm an Aquarius who is capable of extreme rational thoughts. Though I criticize myself I tend to pride myself in my intellectual capabilities. My brain is wired differently and the way my brain perceives information is far too abstract allowing for my cognitive abilities to be at best when given the right information however it is crucial that I do absolutely nothing all day because I can easily become repressed and mentally drained if I assert all my Knowledge to one said subject or group. Thank you.*
A classmate and I were born on the same day, same month, same year, even same town. We couldn’t be more dissimilar! Different personalities, all around. Astrology is bunk.
it has nothing to do with that, its all subconscious things that go on in your brain, just because you dont have the same favorite color doesnt mean anything lol
@@kevinrowe6902 It made my eyes water but didn't cost any extra. It's my fault for being a Capricorn/Sagittarius and therefore both not a sucker for woo and a sucker for woo at the same time.
@@StephieGsrEvolution ah yes,because the fricking planet's entire ocean is the same as a small human. that's not even the same scale lmao the moon affects earth by gravity (tidal waves),it affect ONLY the planet,not things living on it.
bdf2718 ㅤㅤ here are some examples. Moron. Negan, Russel Crowe, Downey Jr, typical Aries, headstrong, direct, violent. Opposite is Libra, the peacemaker, Ghandi, Will Smith, Hugh Jackman, Jason Alexander. Can’t stand violence. Square this axis is Capricorn, the old achiever, Kevin Costner, Mel Gibson, Nicolas Cage, they often play the old mysterious savior in post-apocalyptic flicks. Opposite them is Cancer, the mother, nurturer, or child. Will Ferrel, Tom Hanks, Robin Williams. Then you got clever sarcastic Gemini, Ethan Suplee, Greg Kinnear, Jim Carrey(moon), Opposite Sagittarius, the old wise, Brad Pitt, Jeff Bridges, Bruce Lee. Taurus the mean grumpy ol...George Carlin, George Clooney, Chris Brown. Opposite Scorpio, « tall dark strangers », Ryan Gosling, Ben Shapiro, Josh Duhamel.
@@heyyspring we are just messing around honestly. Anyone who knows anything about astrology knows that you need a lot more than just someones sun sign to judge them
I saw a very funny video made by a college psychology professor where he handed everyone in his class the identical horoscope, and told them not to share it with anyone. Then he asked the class how many in the class did this horoscope fit. Almost everyone raised their hand. Then he told them that they had been given the same horoscope, revealing how superficial, generic, and fake horoscopes are.
Mine was opposite. I found out that 80 percent of what I know about my relatives displayed with accuracy. Mine too, about 80 percent. And the description in each was generally different. I tried to find the Sun and moon sign instead of just the Sun sign as it generalizes everything.
@@alrizo1115 Personal bias. Your experience vs. an entire classroom? I’ve seen this experiment time and time again and it always proves astrology is bunk. But if it makes you feel better and gives you purpose that you didn’t have before, I guess you just keep doing you. 🤷♂️
Astrology is not just about the sun signs it’s about all placements of the planets. That’s why when people discuss sun signs people laugh as though it’s not true. We encompass every sign in the zodiac. Where the planets are placed in the 12 signs (houses) show someone’s true personality. Especially when looking at the divisional charts. He’s not that intelligent when it comes to astrology. Astrology isn’t naming the stars, it’s naming each 30 degrees of the 360 degree sky. Numbers and mathematical equations literally run this universe… and the mathematic equations are not limited when it comes to astrology either. The stars happen to be there. To say the moon and other planets have no affect over human behaviour is like saying humans don’t need water. The moon literally determines the movement of the ocean. We ourselves are 90% water. So just as the moon affects us, the sun affects us, so do the other planets and positions they hold. And the funniest part is no one commenting on this post would take the time to open a book to read about the mathematics and science involved in astronomy and astrology. Sad.
@@LNCLCNLL ok but how does the specific day I was born in determines my personality lol, if the sun and moon affects me it should affect every one and what's it even got to do with personalities in general. So if by astrology a person gets to know that he has very bad stars or some shit that person would feel bad for something he doesn't even have any control over
His computer uses specialized enzymes that react with nano-particles to cause a Bunch of timey-wimey stuff, which then results in an inverse tetrion pulse to the flux capacitor, accelerating a miniature hamster wheel to 88 miles per hour, which then causes it to be super imposed into both the past and the present on a quantum level, and that’s how he can go back in time................................................................. this also proves that the earth is actually a dodecahedron!
No, not at all. We just gave reasons and names behind our observations. Constellations are just stars in the sky that just so happen to look like a very simplistic version of things (idk how a few lines can be a fish). There's no repeatable pattern with constilations, which then renders them simple coincidences.
@@jeffc5974 id replace “the earth” with “the universe” and take out math and argue the same point. Math and all sciences are just “made up” ways of understanding the universe based on “trusted” methods of observation. The science you trust and the science ancient civilizations trusted are just as made up.
Please can you take apart the Mandela effect. I have lost an Aunt to this stupidity who states 'she's lost in the wrong universe'. My Nan has dementia and my Aunt has asked her not to take the tablets that the doctor has given her as 'she's waiting to go back to her universe where my Nan is healthy'. My Nan now agrees with my Aunt.... People die because of these stupid 'theories'.This morning, I woke up to see a status on Facebook from a friend of mine saying how 'the mandella effect has opened her eyes'. Its scary! Please do a video so I can show them!
I love astrology, it is so interchangeable. Read what each signs states about that group of people and think how that applies to yourself. I find that my personality is around half of every one of them, I'm sure it applies to most people! It also works with the Chinese astrology.
@@dustigenes I say that too..however if you read personalized astrology..ome that attempts to not be AS generalizing..my Sagittarius actually fits me a lot more than any other sign. At 34, first taking interest on astrology at about 16 when a lady I liked shared her interests with me...it fit. And after that conquest and moving on through many others and military and my first marriage...every so often I'd go "hey, let me take a look at this". And it always fit me perfectly. I don't folllow7lr guide my life based on it..but Sagittarius definitely fits my personality a LOT more than any other sign does. That in itself is just some cool shit
Tim -The literal definition of the word "astrology (according to the Oxford dictionary)" includes the words "prediction" and "foretelling". Maybe you're thinking of chi, chakras, auras or some other such bullshit? Oxford: astrology /əˈstrɒlədʒi/ noun. lme. [ORIGIN: Old French & mod. French astrologie from Latin astrologia from Greek: see astro-, -logy.] †1. Astronomy, esp. in its practical aspects, as the measurement of time, prediction of natural phenomena, etc. Also more fully natural astrology. lme-m19. 2. The supposed art of foretelling or counselling in human affairs by interpretation of the motions of celestial objects. Also more fully judicial astrology. m16.
“Hey, Tim, what’s your sign?” I have no idea. “Oh come on. Everyone knows their sign.” I don’t. I don’t care. “Ah. Stubborn. I bet you’re a Taurus ♉️. Just like me. ” Don’t know don’t care. “Ok. When were you born?” 1953. “What day? You can tell a lot by that.” December 15. “ah ha. Sagittarius. The archer. Right in target. That would fit you.” I lied January 1. “Ooh a New Years baby. That’s especially good. And a Capricorn. Also stubborn like the Bull. So i was right about being stubborn. See?” Here’s my license. Early June. “Well I see your a Gemini. Makes you duplicitous. Two sides of a coin. I know how you can take both sides of an argument.” You’re a Taurus. That means you’re full of bull. Besides. Precession makes all this false. “Precession is accounted for.” Of course it is.
Infinite Monkey lying about your date of birth proves nothing. It’s pathetic, and you have no mind. Here are some examples. Moron. Negan, Russel Crowe, Downey Jr, typical Aries, headstrong, direct, violent. Opposite is Libra, the peacemaker, Ghandi, Will Smith, Hugh Jackman, Jason Alexander. Can’t stand violence. Square this axis is Capricorn, the old achiever, Kevin Costner, Mel Gibson, Nicolas Cage, they often play the old mysterious savior in post-apocalyptic flicks. Opposite them is Cancer, the mother, nurturer, or child. Will Ferrel, Tom Hanks, Robin Williams. Then you got clever sarcastic Gemini, Ethan Suplee, Greg Kinnear, Jim Carrey(moon), Opposite Sagittarius, the old wise, Brad Pitt, Jeff Bridges, Bruce Lee. Taurus the mean grumpy ol...George Carlin, George Clooney, Chris Brown. Opposite Scorpio, « tall dark strangers », Ryan Gosling, Ben Shapiro, Josh Duhamel.
@@user-ti1bn6sz2g - "Uneducated" is one word, just so you know... Kind of a bad word to get wrong, sort of ironic? "Birth charts" are not going to change the information presented in this video and nor do they prevent anyone from having an opinion on astrology. It's an absolute pile of nonsense but if it makes you feel special to believe in that bullshit (birth charts, astrology), go right ahead.
snaz27 and shut the fuck up RUclips automatically breaked the word down because it didn’t fit on one line and you think you are smart enough to have an opinion when you can’t even work that out? Kinda “ironic” And before being a big hero and calling it bullshit explain it’s accuracy?
Penny: "Okay, I'm a Sagitarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know". Sheldon: "Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations, and the time of your birth, somehow affects your personality".
Playing it very safe. How about debunking something that everybody doesn't already agree is fake? How about psychology or chiropractors? Body language analysis? What he's going to 'debunk' next? Santa Claus? Spam Email? WWE wrestling?
My annoying sister, said asked Google home: wHaT ZoDiAc siGn are you?! Google home:sorry but I prefer astronomy. YEEEEEAAAAHHH ASTROLOGY DEBUNKED BAAAAAAAABBBBY
Seriously had this when I talked to someone who gave it more credibility: Me: "I'm a Leo." Esoteric: "Ah yes, I knew it, you have this aura of dominance." Me: "Actually, I'm not a Leo, I'm an Aquarius" Esoteric: "Yeah, that's more fitting, Aquariuses are known to challenge world views."
@@alvarocosta2644 While they're opposed on the chart, they're the closest in nature to each others, having the same quality and elements of the same polarity.
@@MrJonline I *think* there's 2 at the moment, we've gathered a small lump, or (PURE CONJECTURE) it may have been that 2nd natural satellite which impacted the Moon during the last Eclipse. It's what happens to them, their orbits eventually coincide with the Moons.
I've never believed in zodiac signs and that sort of stuff, but many of my family members do. I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when they I tell them that they are not in the zodiac signs they think they are haha. Edit: Priceless reaction. It was epic.
I spent a couple of months reading people I knew the astrology prediction from the next sign rather than theirs. They believed in it all thoroughly and were not happy when they found what I had done... vague and possible to see what one wants to see
Here’s an interesting bit of clarification between astronomy and astrology. The actual constellations HAVE shifted over the ages, but Western astrology follows a different system, which uses “artificial” constellations. Rather than following the movement of the visible stars, Western astrology is based on the apparent path of the Sun as seen from our vantage point on earth. Within that path, astrologers have carved out static zones, and we track the planetary movements against these. That is why zodiac sign dates remain the same even as the heavens keep shifting.
@@getpoggeredon9877 Introverts made up to 50.7% and extroverts 49.8%.It’s not a big difference.Half of the people are extroverts and the other half introverts,that’s why I said that she has for sure seen this type of personality.
I woke up: praying for a good day.. My horoscope said: that something interesting was going to happen.... AND LO AND BEHOLD: a tin foil Tuesday episode from SciManDan on Astrology! Weird!.... Lol....
@@maccyboi8551 well, i dont believe in frauds. just read the book of Genesis it describes earth creation phase. Christ is our only way to salvation & it says in the bible we'll be sent strong illusions & that satan deceiveth the whole world...... now what is this illusion?? & how many believe undoubtedly w/o question that were on a bendy warpy funhouse ball holding water?? not a lot of ball believers have done the research,, it clouds their judgement... but here's the kicker, when you do look into it, you'll realize there never was any evidence for the spinning ball. we've been duped for centuries & conditioned to reject that were on a firm stationary plane enclosed in God's firmament. I recommend researching it, Good luck to you & yours.
How do you think i feel? My birthday is today! No bullshit. 03 05 1975! My mother sends me a comprehensive horoscope at the beginning of every year lol. After I said all those nice things about @SciManDan last week now he’s making me lie to my mother LOL. Oh well, I won a donut this morning....
Don't panic guys.... You are still your Sun sighn.... It's just scimandan showing his ignorance... He studied this subject - astrology in bulvar magazine and now he knows everything about it... Astrology follows Sun's position on ecliptic not real position like he is saying ,..in other words... Aries - first spring day will be always 21 of March even if the real position of Sun is in the pisces.. If Dan read at least one book he would knew this...what a scientific approach to make a statement without looking into it... He became flatearther... They are doing their research on RUclips he is doing his research in bulvar magazine.. Bravo
Well, since the moon does take approximately 2.5 days to transit 30° of arc ... you very well could see waxing cresent 🌙 while still in the sign where it exactly aligned with the solar plaelcement.
I went to an alternative event thing with some of my friends. An astrology healer said that the stars told him that i dont believe in his bullshit! Not his exact words, but close enough. It was a roller coaster of a day. I may or may not have gotten kicked out for loosing my shit and yelling at a healer that claimed he could cure cancer with crystals. I might have suggested testing the crystals healing power by stabbing him with a few of them. One of my friend went back the next day and the astrologist told him that the stars showed that I had a temper that would get me in trouble! But he never warned ME!
_I might have suggested testing the crystals healing power by stabbing him with a few of them_ This made me laugh more than it should have. Then again my astrology sign is Asshole.
I read an article a long time ago that they were experimenting with using nano diamonds as a delivery system for medicines because of the way they can get them to bind or stick or whatever you call it to the cells they are targeting and not healthy cells. Anyway I always remembered that news article because it reminded me of the episode of South Park where magic Johnson treats his AIDS with ground up money.
@@BG-wz1iu because they tell people with cancer that a rock works better than chemo. and if you wait starting your treatment you increase the chance it wont work. so those fucking quacks kill people and they all deserve to be skinned alive with every stone they evver peddled stuck up their ass!
If you look at this from a completely psychological standpoint, and remove all the mysticism, this actually makes sense. Making great life changes requires setting a future date so that you have time to mentally prepare and psych yourself up. So telling yourself "I'm going to start exercising on the new moon", is a way to set a future date. And if you actually wait a couple of days later (when you start to see a sliver), it can help you visualize the progress of time as you pursue your project. And although there's no direct correlation, it can make you feel more connected to the moon, because you'll spend more time outside at night looking at the moon, and meditating on your goal and your progress towards that goal with a cosmic visual representation of that progress. This can actually be useful for lifestyle change if you take the mysticism and metaphysical aspects out.
Yeah but it’s stupid for society. When someone chooses not to go into a relationship or business contract with someone because of some bull shit star sign it’s harmful
You are a genius, real genius. Astrology was built over 7000 years ago and you destroy it according to your opinion in less than 10 minutes. What a genius!
It's hilarious that her perfect time to launch goes: On the New Moon -> Not on the New Moon slightly after it -> Any time between the New Moon and Full Moon -> anytime cause there is never the perfect time.
Well, that's exactly the point. You believe the best case scenario and when it fails you, you acknowledge that the worst case scenario was a possibility too. Therefore, it's always a win and the confirmation bias prevails.
basically what astrology is based off: nothing concrete, always disclaim the possibility of it going poorly and don’t actually make any precise prediction. if it doesn’t work, you were warned. if it does work, it feeds into confirmation bias and keeps people believing that astrology is real. tinfoil hat 🥴
@@parsa1372 There are really two answers, either 27.3 days or 29.5 days. Explanation: If you draw the elliptical orbit of the moon, and you measure the time it takes to go around the ellipse as it slides through space, you get the siderial orbital period. That is 27.3 days. But that "sliding through space" is actually following Earth's orbit, which itself curves around the Sun. So when the Moon gets around its elliptical orbit in the siderial cycle, the Sun's light is coming at it from a different angle and we do not see a full cycle of the Moon's phases. To compensate for this effect we must wait a little longer, 29.5 days total, for the Moon to complete a cycle with respect to the Sun-Earth pair. This 29.5 days is the synodic period and it represents the "monthly" cycle we see from one new moon to the next. Google is my friend ;)
Astrologers and people who make a living in any form of divination are required by law to put that disclaimer somewhere. Many of them literally have "The law requires me to say that this is for entertainment purposes only" as their disclaimer.
Margarita Aguilar here are some examples. Moron Negan, Russel Crowe, Downey Jr, typical Aries, headstrong, direct, violent. Opposite is Libra, the peacemaker, Ghandi, Will Smith, Hugh Jackman, Jason Alexander. Can’t stand violence. Square this axis is Capricorn, the old achiever, Kevin Costner, Mel Gibson, Nicolas Cage, they often play the old mysterious savior in post-apocalyptic flicks. Opposite them is Cancer, the mother, nurturer, or child. Will Ferrel, Tom Hanks, Robin Williams. Then you got clever sarcastic Gemini, Ethan Suplee, Greg Kinnear, Jim Carrey(moon), Opposite Sagittarius, the old wise, Brad Pitt, Jeff Bridges, Bruce Lee. Taurus the mean grumpy ol...George Carlin, George Clooney, Chris Brown. Opposite Scorpio, « tall dark strangers », Ryan Gosling, Ben Shapiro, Josh Duhamel.
@@ferise1 Awesome. You found some people, out of the billions on the planet, that suit what they're astrological signs say they should be. If astrology was true, EVERYBODY would match what their astrological descriptions. Moron. 🙄
why trust someone who can't even use punctuation correctly? "new moon's are a fresh start" new moon's what? what belongs to the new moon that is a fresh start. or perhaps the airhead meant new MOONS are a fresh start.
He’s got chip on his shoulder. Probsbly has mars conjunct Saturn in cancer. Gives a man a very small penis. And of course ladies who are mostly into astrology ( especially hot ones) probably have picked on that.
Astrology and kin are nothing more than cold reading. It doesn't matter what you tell the person as long as they believe in you. Another fantastic video SciManDan!
I like the idea of "new moon fresh start" but not because of astrology, people tend to procrastinate a lot and this is a good way to get things done by making deadlines for yourself.
As someone who loves Space, I hate it when someone tries to justify their personality traits by using their date of birth. Can't wait to watch your video!
Unfortunately it's not quite that simple. These ideologies have been engrained into our culture. Who knows the extent of personal personality changes that have occurred due to it
If someone comes to you and bring up astrology just walk away. Do not argue with these people, do not try to tell them astrology is bullshit because nothing you tell them will change their mind. They DO AWARE that astrology is bullshit but they decides to keep eating on it because some people like the idea that they have the power to understand your entire character just by knowing your zodiac sign.
Ugh my bff LOVES astrology. She constantly points out her star sign personalities, moon star signs and what not and how it all fits 🙄🙄🙄 I love her but its so annoying.
Good stuff! Personally, I think astrology is harmless when it's done for fun. But the moment it claims any serious relevance, or starts asking for money, no frickin' way. (ps) SAGITTARII OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
@J Paterson ..Years ago my ex wife used to do Tarot & Psychic stuff over the phone from a call centre with about 6 or 7 other "Psychics" . This was the late 90's and callers were being charged £2 per minute ! The Mrs was on £5 per hour and the "Medium" couple that ran the business had a house in the country and luxury cars. All about the £££'s ...
@@stevenutter3614 astrology started from the babylonians as humans first attempt at astronomy, for 2000 years it worked, and had next to nothing to do with peoples personalities, that part was adopted from Egyptian beliefs shortly after the babylonians introduced astrology to the greeks, and was just a bit of good fun to tack on top of what it was originally used for, which is basically just tracking the seasons for crop harvesting. So the personal zodiac portion of astrology has never claimed it was factual. Only the idiots who take it seriously. It was never meant to be serious. In fact astrology has been a great way for women to come together and have an escape from patriarchy throughout history.
@@aniken6877 Exactly. People read about the twelve signs and that's as deep as they go. But true astrology also goes into WHERE you were born, as well as WHEN you were born down to the exact minute. All of that affects everything, and it's very specific, nothing vague about it at all. I used to be a sceptic as well until I started researching nodes and was like, what the actual fuck? It was shockingly precise and was so specific to me that no one else (wife, family, friends, etc.) could relate.
Star charts being specific only make real astrology a pseudoscience, rather than completely made up stuff you see between word puzzles and joke page in newspapers. There are many pseudosciences like those, from Ancient Greek humorism and popular in Japan personality by blood type thing, to palm readings and phrenology, when they tried to read people by the shape of their head or lines on their hands, to actually horrible stuff skull measuring and racial profiling, and they are all debunked by actual psychology, which interprets your mind based on personal experience, upbringing, childhood traumas etc instead of telling you "you are Aries in Venus-affected decade so you MUST be extroverted, active but with a sensitive side".
No! Astrology can't be fake! How else will I justify my trash personality?
One of the best comments I have seen here and it deserves way more likes :)
Pardon the late reply but the comment reminded me of a full five different people I've known who were really into astrology. All of them had lousy personalities and were arrogant as well as untrustworthy.
...try blaming it on your parents and how they raised you.
@@matthewwriter9539 or try and take a responsibility for yourself. I'm a bit fckd up piece myself but one can learn to act more tolerable without loosing himself (my broken part is the one tagged "social"). I do know, that events from the past shapes who we are today, but we are an "intelligent" specie, we can try to be above it.
Da fck is this sht? Some cheap coaching session or what? Im outta here. Peace.
@@gregoriikatastrov7472 to be clear, I was joking about blaming your parents.
The idea is that astrology is trash, and you can't blame it for how messed up your life is, so what can you blame it on if you don't take responsibility yourself...so I came up with "your parents".
In all seriousness you are responsible for your own life choices, and those are what lead you to the life that you have.
Horoscope for 2020
Aries - you will spend more time at home
Taurus - you will spend more time at home
Gemini - you will spend more time at home
Cancer - you will spend more time at home
Leo - you will spend more time at home
Virgo - you will spend more time at home
Libra - you will spend more time at home
Scorpio - you will spend more time at home
Sagittarius - you will spend more time at home
Capricorn - you will spend more time at home
Aquarius - you will spend more time at home
Pisces - you will spend more time at home
Vampirebunny. Correct. With the Co-Vid acting up, we all face an identical future. However, I
intend to buck the trend as I have a coupon for a two night's free stay at my favorite casino in Laughlin, NV. Free mask and O2 tank provided.
wow so accurate astrology must be real I’m completely convinced and not at all an easily manipulated person
How did you know 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱👎😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🗿🚬🚬🚬
Ooooommmmggggggg
(Lmao idk my star sign)
OMG HOW?
"Astrology is just space racism"
-Schlatt 2021
Schlatt is amazing-
Spacism
😭😭😭
LOlll
Its actually a really valid argument too lol, I heard it from Richard Dawkins first but I don't know whether he is the one that first brought it up.
Astrology be like:
Tomorrow the first thing you'll do in the morning is open your eyes.
Astrology people:
OMG! 😲😮😱🤯
The people who fell in a coma: 😔
They were still wrong, the first thing I did was sleep in the morning from 12AM to 7AM, the second thing I did was open my eyes.
Thats SO LAME
No shit, they would interpret that as "OMG I'm gonna have an eye opening experience soon!"
That is how those nutjobs respond to vague predictions that could happen to anyone at any time....they make it more than what it actually is.
Lol so lame 😂
No it doesn't chilll👍🏻
Did anyone notice she launched her video on 30 September 2018? Check the moon phase for that day was waning gibbous with 71% visibility..... she’s not even taking her own advice!
Hell, it sounds like she was trying to do the exact opposite! Maybe she wanted to restrict the spread of the video or something?
...maybe she corrected the date by factoring in the precession effect...xD
maybe she recorded it on new moon
@@lukascarbol6173 But this is a video for launching a new project not recording it. I am livid with this woman's lack of integrity.
Perhaps she secretly use the Chinese zodiac :P
Me: I'm an astrophysicist
Friend: Oh cool I'm a Gemi-
Me: Will you shut up, man
even an astropsychicist says astrology is capology
@@NothingbutnothING CRAPZOLOGY
Joe Biden Moment
Credit to the bachelor australia
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“How to be successful using astrology” simple: exploit people who believe in astrology for personal gain.
You sir, are a genius. Thaks for the advice
But how
that's what i thought make paid service telling you about your life based on astrology.
THE_KRAKEN There are 10 planets in a chart plus houses. That’s trillions of possibilities you idiot.
You have to actually look into it, do some research, analyze a few people. Sound hard?
@@ferise1 yeah because it's all bullshit.
Astrologers: “If you’re a Taurus you need oxygen to breathe”
Astrology believers: *OMG THIS IS SO ACCURATE*
😂😂😂😂 F
Wow good one 🙄
@@gerrydelafino659 are you mad astrology believer?
@@JP-hr8fb knower
@@gerrydelafino659 explain why twins can have wildly different personalites
if astrology is true then you should be able to test it repeatedly and get the same result
explain how the position of the starts impact our personality
explain how a majority of psychology is apparently just wrong because everything is determined by stars
explain how this works despite us now knowing that the stars have shifted
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Me: *Dollar*
winterfishes me:☮️
Me: Slow People Crossing
Gold deggr
Hell my sign too
🚫
She went into astrology bc she didn’t get the job as Siri’s voice.
Underrated ass comment man
Lmao she do sound like Siri
Lmao
Or liberal arts.
She?
I used to crush on this girl who was 1 year older than me. I confessed to her but she said that she wasn’t interested and she was asexual, which was acceptable. We still held a respectable relationship, still chatted together now and then; that went on for 3 years. She has just been talking about this astrology stuff for 1 year and that doesn’t really affect me since she never brings it up in our conversation, until last week. We were in the middle of a conversation when she asked me what zodiac sign am I and when I told her, she said “there is no wonder why you haven’t got a girlfriend, your zodiac sign has all those red flags” (?). This is the moment when I lost my respect for her as a friend. Why would somebody judge others based on this bs? Why would you let a constellation dictate the personality of a person?
dont talk to her. get new friends. she sucks.
It is your duty to make her feel as terrible as possible about it until she changes, it's the only way
Send her this video.
In future whenever someone asks you what your sign is, say something else. If they say, 'ah I knew it, because blah blah' then tell them you lied
You must've felt disgusted by yourself because you were interested in someone like her. It's all fun and games until you start knowing what they believe in.
Did you hear about the psychic midget that recently escaped from prison?
Now we have a small medium at large.
Did you hear about the albino medium who got caught in a house fire?
He was a rare medium, well done.
I see what you did there.
@@stumpy1146 the original comment made me smile. Your comment made me laugh maniacly.
That has been one of my favorite jokes since I was about 12 years old. I heard Joan Rivers tell it on the Johnny Carson show!
Someone has just broken into Scotland Yard and stolen all the toilets. The police have nothing to go on.
My mother says I'm messy because I'm Gemini, I think its because I'm messy.
In one breath my mum says my Dad was full of pent up energy because he was a Gemini the next she say me and my son are just like him .. we aren't Geminis
I'm a Gemini. Bit lazy when it comes to tidying up but messy is a bit of a stretch.
My mother calls me sonny, because I'm so bright.
@@berniebasset9465 Me too. I know astrology is nothing real but it does seem that Geminis have a lot of the same personality traits, senses of humor, etc. This confuses me.
Funny, I'm a Gemini too and can be lazy when it comes to tidying up, enough that you'd probably think I'm messy lol.
Interesting coincidence haha
Her failure to construct a grammatically correct plural of the word "moon" did not exactly help that presentation either, did it?
PlUrAl Of MoOn Is MeEn
I assumed she was talking about the new moon like an entity. So where I would say bob’s energy is good she’s saying new moon’s energy is good. A lot of spiritualists talk about the sun and moon at entities and use speech patterns associated with people
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@@janeburns589 That might make sense if the words after "moon's" were nouns, like "energy" to cite your example. But they were all verbs. So it reads that the new moon owns something called "are," something called "empower," and something called "go."
@@adamredfield yeah, I was trying to give her some benefit. As if she’d made an honest mistake. I dunno, just can’t believe some one is actually that stupid
Everytime I mention astronomy in a conversation people think I'm talking about astrology and I have to tell them it's bs and then they get mad
holy shit ikr
fucking idiots
Not that I have a problem with it, but why you talking so much about astronomy with people who don't know what it is
@@xadielplasencia3674 I don't, I just worded it that why. It's only happened twice
@@notasovietspy8008 *insert Doof meme*
Cause astrology is easy to see inpeople.
She says launch, business and success so many times, sounds like a scammer.
LordArioh yeah, it’s all so very Nelly ‘hey, must be the money’.
well, presumably she makes her money from gullible tits that believe this shit, so she is 100% in actual fact a scammer
and empower
Oh, this! Conspiracy theories are fun to make fun of but people should debunk more actual scams that pretend to be trade strategies, commercial cults masquerading as jobs (not just MLM), investments that are actual financial pyramids etc.; I see SO MANY ads for "business success strategy" things that I want to punch all these dudes making scammy videos in front of public parking lots, acting like they own all cars lmao.
@@jusesjimmybars what is your date of birth
"cAnT hElP iT i'M a ScOrPiO"
A girl didn't want to date me because according to this Nonsens-Science I'm a Scorpio. Feels bad man. But then again I don't want to date someone this stupid anyway, so it's a blessing in disguise.
Can’t help it I’m a Scorpio with a libra Venus
@@CaptainCrazyble I agree, I don't wanna date someone that only loves me for my star sign. People should date someone for who they are, not their sign.
Astrology to me, is people who need a stop sign to stop, when 4 cars are coming down a road like this + .. to fucking stop and not crash.
@@CaptainCrazyble Bro that aint even fair. I dont believe in astrology but apparently us Scorpios are the hottest zodiacs anyway.
I have to say... She got better proof then flat earthers. 😂
Doesn't take a lot does it 😁
Yup. At least she knows a thing or two about astronomy, I guess.
PS: *than (not then).
*than, yes sorry I'm that guy but, language is very important too me.
@@ScottishPEACEguy *Too*
@@ScottishPEACEguy Maybe before correcting someone you should proofread your own comment. Your commas are wrong too.
Person 1: I'm a Theoretical Physicists who graduated from harvard university
*Person 2: I'm an Aquarius who is capable of extreme rational thoughts. Though I criticize myself I tend to pride myself in my intellectual capabilities. My brain is wired differently and the way my brain perceives information is far too abstract allowing for my cognitive abilities to be at best when given the right information however it is crucial that I do absolutely nothing all day because I can easily become repressed and mentally drained if I assert all my Knowledge to one said subject or group. Thank you.*
person 2 is obvy smarter cuz they believe in zodiac signs lelz xD
@@frostedcereal8243 please be satire
@@frostedcereal8243 please please be satire
@@monokumawithagun6263 it is don’t worry
That's not Aquarius, that's a libra with a virgo moon.
If a girl asks for my star sign I tell them I'm an "aquarium" and make fish faces. The success of our friendship depends on whether they laugh or not.
"Cornucopia" is another solid option
I say i’m a solero and ask if she fancies an ice-cream.
I'm cancerous.
You have fish swimming inside of you?
As a fisherman I must ask, got any Strippers in there?
Someone: "what star sign are you?"
Me: "Dinosaur"
Someone: "That sounds made up!"
Me: "They all are"
"They all are, Karen" :P
So is Science :))))))
@@Joshbfil0 Science isn't made up since nature isn't made up. Science is just reading of nature's laws and acting according to it.
daweedian84 oh daweedian you
Didn’t get what I meant...
daweedian84 you just don’t understand :)
A classmate and I were born on the same day, same month, same year, even same town. We couldn’t be more dissimilar! Different personalities, all around.
Astrology is bunk.
it has nothing to do with that, its all subconscious things that go on in your brain, just because you dont have the same favorite color doesnt mean anything lol
@@knowledgeispower9724 just shut up astrology is bullshit stop trying your best to prove its real. You're making yourself sound like an idiot
@@AA-el7ot yea i am 🤡 nobody said astrology was real but you 😂... stop embarrassing yourself
@@AA-el7ot 99/100 people feel bad for people like you.. its sad and pathetic youre being brainwashed little kid
@@knowledgeispower9724 astrology is very sad and pathetic
"Hey, wanna go out someti-"
"Sorry, I only date Scorpios" ✋
I’m a Scorpio 😫😫
Jk lol
I have a scorpio rising. I'm complex.
He matrix-dodged a bullet
“Dude did u asked my sister for a date”
“Yea, she said i dont date scorpios”
“Dude, shes retarded”
“Oh”
@@sifugurusensei nb cares dude , you’re being compared to a scorpion ,, a whole bug you idiot . astrology fake
I'm a cross between a Leo and a Capricorn.
I'm a Leprechaun.
You are a bringer of crippling depression.
I laughed so hard at this one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Leo and Capricorn....So one of your parents is a Goat and the other is a Lion?
I'm a cross between Leo and Virgo.
I'm a Lego...damn
You are a DiCaprio
Somebody just tried to use the fact Im a aries to tell me im an asshole. I literally only called them out for teaming on a solo game.
😄😄😄 typical aries selfish view
I'm Aries too
AriesThyLunatic It's generally accepted that only about 4% of Aries are true assholes....the same as the public in general.
@@richdarksauce weird ass
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She doesn't practice what she preaches. Her video 'launched' nowhere near a new moon date.
A rotten start then 😜
She was using one of the Moons of Jupiter because Mercury was rising. It was a warm spring day.
@@steveparkes she pulled it out Uranus
@@kevinrowe6902 It made my eyes water but didn't cost any extra. It's my fault for being a Capricorn/Sagittarius and therefore both not a sucker for woo and a sucker for woo at the same time.
Ah ha. But was it sometime between the new moon and the full moon?
( that would include all but two days of the lunar cycle. )
>Says he's going to destroy Astrology in 10 minutes
>Does it in two.
He didn't destroy astrology at all because he wasn't smart enough to know about tropical astrology, which is not based on the constellations.
No he doesn't. This video is weak.
@@StephieGsrEvolution lmao you guys really believe that the locations of celestial objects affect you ?
@@kaantax8666 yes, you don't even understand how the moon alone powerfully effects the water on this Earth and inside you?
@@StephieGsrEvolution ah yes,because the fricking planet's entire ocean is the same as a small human.
that's not even the same scale lmao
the moon affects earth by gravity (tidal waves),it affect ONLY the planet,not things living on it.
"New moon's" are a good time to learn how to u'se apo'strophe's correctly.
That's what I was thinking the whole time!
Sorry for late reply.
bdf2718 That was killing me. It seems like people put in extra work to look less intelligent
@@bapplecatthecat8213 Believe me, it doesn't take them any 'extra work'
bdf2718 ㅤㅤ here are some examples. Moron.
Negan, Russel Crowe, Downey Jr, typical Aries, headstrong, direct, violent.
Opposite is Libra, the peacemaker, Ghandi, Will Smith, Hugh Jackman, Jason Alexander. Can’t stand violence.
Square this axis is Capricorn, the old achiever, Kevin Costner, Mel Gibson, Nicolas Cage, they often play the old mysterious savior in post-apocalyptic flicks.
Opposite them is Cancer, the mother, nurturer, or child. Will Ferrel, Tom Hanks, Robin Williams.
Then you got clever sarcastic Gemini, Ethan Suplee, Greg Kinnear, Jim Carrey(moon),
Opposite Sagittarius, the old wise, Brad Pitt, Jeff Bridges, Bruce Lee.
Taurus the mean grumpy ol...George Carlin, George Clooney, Chris Brown.
Opposite Scorpio, « tall dark strangers », Ryan Gosling, Ben Shapiro, Josh Duhamel.
@@ferise1 lol, whut?
It's honestly really rude when you just brings someone's entire personality down to someone's star sign. It's hurtful
Yes, and it makes me sad, that people still think that Astrology just allows 12 types of personalities...
@@heyyspring we are just messing around honestly. Anyone who knows anything about astrology knows that you need a lot more than just someones sun sign to judge them
@T.S we as in anyone who knows about actual astrology are kidding i can't speak for the other ones tho
@@amandaamanda6157 agreed
Yeah , POOR YOU, no one gives a shit, it's fake, get over it
Step 1: Astrology
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit!
@William Signs I was going to say, find suckers and desperate people
Girl: *commits a mistake
Also her: Oh sorry, don’t blame me. I’m a caprisun.
🙄
Left out a few letter there sorry she’s got cancer
🤣😂💀
"sorry I crashed the car into your bedroom it's just that I'm a saggytits and we do that sometimes!"
**abuses and shoots a child** "Oh I'm such a cancer oops!"
Yes you are
I literally read it as capsicum 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry I'm a capsicum 😂😂 I only date Cactus.
She talks like a Sesame Street actor teaching us how to count
It is kind of endearing, isn't it... She deserves a golly big hug and cheek squeeze accompanied by a wink and a tongue click.
Aqua Peet you could teach master class in patronizing! I’m impressed
12345...678910......11 12.
That is because she believes that her audience has the intelligence, attention spans, and understanding of the world, of a small child.
I think you meant "... how to coun't"
I saw a very funny video made by a college psychology professor where he handed everyone in his class the identical horoscope, and told them not to share it with anyone. Then he asked the class how many in the class did this horoscope fit. Almost everyone raised their hand. Then he told them that they had been given the same horoscope, revealing how superficial, generic, and fake horoscopes are.
Mine was opposite. I found out that 80 percent of what I know about my relatives displayed with accuracy. Mine too, about 80 percent. And the description in each was generally different. I tried to find the Sun and moon sign instead of just the Sun sign as it generalizes everything.
@@alrizo1115 welp that means your IQ is to low to cross reference similarities either. Whoops
@@alrizo1115 Personal bias. Your experience vs. an entire classroom? I’ve seen this experiment time and time again and it always proves astrology is bunk. But if it makes you feel better and gives you purpose that you didn’t have before, I guess you just keep doing you. 🤷♂️
Astrology is not just about the sun signs it’s about all placements of the planets. That’s why when people discuss sun signs people laugh as though it’s not true. We encompass every sign in the zodiac. Where the planets are placed in the 12 signs (houses) show someone’s true personality. Especially when looking at the divisional charts. He’s not that intelligent when it comes to astrology. Astrology isn’t naming the stars, it’s naming each 30 degrees of the 360 degree sky. Numbers and mathematical equations literally run this universe… and the mathematic equations are not limited when it comes to astrology either. The stars happen to be there. To say the moon and other planets have no affect over human behaviour is like saying humans don’t need water. The moon literally determines the movement of the ocean. We ourselves are 90% water. So just as the moon affects us, the sun affects us, so do the other planets and positions they hold. And the funniest part is no one commenting on this post would take the time to open a book to read about the mathematics and science involved in astronomy and astrology. Sad.
@@LNCLCNLL ok but how does the specific day I was born in determines my personality lol, if the sun and moon affects me it should affect every one and what's it even got to do with personalities in general. So if by astrology a person gets to know that he has very bad stars or some shit that person would feel bad for something he doesn't even have any control over
I always take my mystical advice from people who don’t know how to use apostrophes 👍🏻
I suspect that they are very possessive people.
Agent 1110 Good one 😂
Hrm. I don't get it :p
@@BLUE_FLUFF you use an apostrophe at the end of a name to show possession
@@Bevsworld04 wait what's an apostrophe :0
I rather believe my fortune cookie 🥠, more accurate and tasty 😋
Maybe you should just believe basic science and not believe that a stupid star location determines your entire life
SciManDan: "Using this piece of software which allows me to go back in time....."
Me: "Wait - WHAT?!"
*Gasp* he's a time travel just like that Noah monster
His 'puter's got a flux capacitor, dontcha know.
His computer uses specialized enzymes that react with nano-particles to cause a Bunch of timey-wimey stuff, which then results in an inverse tetrion pulse to the flux capacitor, accelerating a miniature hamster wheel to 88 miles per hour, which then causes it to be super imposed into both the past and the present on a quantum level, and that’s how he can go back in time................................................................. this also proves that the earth is actually a dodecahedron!
@Ih0000 ah, I see you must also be a follower of Ascribing Agency to the Polyhedron!
Sci-man Dan: well you see, I am a bit of a conspiracy theorist myself
You kind of glossed over the part where the constellations were also made up, rendering it even more meaningless.
pretty much everything you know besides math and what comes from the earth is made up as well
@@MonteYRM No, not remotely.
No, not at all. We just gave reasons and names behind our observations. Constellations are just stars in the sky that just so happen to look like a very simplistic version of things (idk how a few lines can be a fish). There's no repeatable pattern with constilations, which then renders them simple coincidences.
@@jeffc5974 id replace “the earth” with “the universe” and take out math and argue the same point. Math and all sciences are just “made up” ways of understanding the universe based on “trusted” methods of observation. The science you trust and the science ancient civilizations trusted are just as made up.
@@MonteYRM exactly !
Please can you take apart the Mandela effect. I have lost an Aunt to this stupidity who states 'she's lost in the wrong universe'. My Nan has dementia and my Aunt has asked her not to take the tablets that the doctor has given her as 'she's waiting to go back to her universe where my Nan is healthy'. My Nan now agrees with my Aunt.... People die because of these stupid 'theories'.This morning, I woke up to see a status on Facebook from a friend of mine saying how 'the mandella effect has opened her eyes'. Its scary! Please do a video so I can show them!
Sorry for the original grammar and spelling mistakes. Predictive text on my phone....
@@samconnor1899 Oh, that predictive text just uses your horoscope to guess what you're typing.
The Mandela Effect is real and affects everyone :/
Snooby66 that’s rubbish snooby99
@@Kyrelel
Just like necromancy...Not at all.
"New moon's are a fresh start." A fresh start to learn how to use apostrophes correctly.
I was hoping it wasn't just me. This is an insanely common mistake that drives me crazy.
>ahem<
*apostrophe's
😉
@@TheNakedSilo Your'e right. How c'ould 'I have mis'sed that'?
@@BKPrice 'w'ha't''re'yo''u't'r'yi"n'g't'o'sa'y'?
The reason it's so popular is because they make the biggest generalizations ever, and people are like, "oh wow that's totally me"
I love astrology, it is so interchangeable. Read what each signs states about that group of people and think how that applies to yourself. I find that my personality is around half of every one of them, I'm sure it applies to most people! It also works with the Chinese astrology.
@@dustigenes I say that too..however if you read personalized astrology..ome that attempts to not be AS generalizing..my Sagittarius actually fits me a lot more than any other sign. At 34, first taking interest on astrology at about 16 when a lady I liked shared her interests with me...it fit. And after that conquest and moving on through many others and military and my first marriage...every so often I'd go "hey, let me take a look at this". And it always fit me perfectly.
I don't folllow7lr guide my life based on it..but Sagittarius definitely fits my personality a LOT more than any other sign does.
That in itself is just some cool shit
I'll believe in astrology the first time a reading says, "Oh, well you're going to be a mass murderer."
That's because people want to believe it rather than be logical.
You have to admit. She really nails that breathless hippy girl voice. She could be a voice actor for That 70's Show.
I like the start of a letter once sent by an editor firing the newspaper's astrology writer.
" As you no doubt already know ....."
Astrology isnt used to predict the future tho, its supposedly a tool to help you utilize cosmic energies and shit. Very 80's.
Tim -The literal definition of the word "astrology (according to the Oxford dictionary)" includes the words "prediction" and "foretelling". Maybe you're thinking of chi, chakras, auras or some other such bullshit?
Oxford:
astrology
/əˈstrɒlədʒi/
noun. lme.
[ORIGIN: Old French & mod. French astrologie from Latin astrologia from Greek: see astro-, -logy.]
†1. Astronomy, esp. in its practical aspects, as the measurement of time, prediction of natural phenomena, etc. Also more fully natural astrology. lme-m19.
2. The supposed art of foretelling or counselling in human affairs by interpretation of the motions of celestial objects. Also more fully judicial astrology. m16.
“Hey, Tim, what’s your sign?”
I have no idea.
“Oh come on. Everyone knows their sign.”
I don’t. I don’t care.
“Ah. Stubborn. I bet you’re a Taurus ♉️. Just like me. ”
Don’t know don’t care.
“Ok. When were you born?”
1953.
“What day? You can tell a lot by that.”
December 15.
“ah ha. Sagittarius. The archer. Right in target. That would fit you.”
I lied January 1.
“Ooh a New Years baby. That’s especially good. And a Capricorn. Also stubborn like the Bull. So i was right about being stubborn. See?”
Here’s my license. Early June.
“Well I see your a Gemini. Makes you duplicitous. Two sides of a coin. I know how you can take both sides of an argument.”
You’re a Taurus. That means you’re full of bull. Besides. Precession makes all this false.
“Precession is accounted for.”
Of course it is.
@tom smith I've heard convos like that at work & on the bus...
this is a weird but completely viable almost poem
Infinite Monkey, I laughed so hard that I almost spit out my coffee!?! But then I’m a capricorn, we’re like that...
Infinite Monkey lying about your date of birth proves nothing. It’s pathetic, and you have no mind.
Here are some examples. Moron.
Negan, Russel Crowe, Downey Jr, typical Aries, headstrong, direct, violent.
Opposite is Libra, the peacemaker, Ghandi, Will Smith, Hugh Jackman, Jason Alexander. Can’t stand violence.
Square this axis is Capricorn, the old achiever, Kevin Costner, Mel Gibson, Nicolas Cage, they often play the old mysterious savior in post-apocalyptic flicks.
Opposite them is Cancer, the mother, nurturer, or child. Will Ferrel, Tom Hanks, Robin Williams.
Then you got clever sarcastic Gemini, Ethan Suplee, Greg Kinnear, Jim Carrey(moon),
Opposite Sagittarius, the old wise, Brad Pitt, Jeff Bridges, Bruce Lee.
Taurus the mean grumpy ol...George Carlin, George Clooney, Chris Brown.
Opposite Scorpio, « tall dark strangers », Ryan Gosling, Ben Shapiro, Josh Duhamel.
lmao you were trolling an astrologer
Astrology is just as dumb as thinking that your blood group somehow decides a large chunk of your personality...
Being homophobic and transphobic is super cringe; like if you agree!
That's kinda brilliant.
being superstitious is bad, so I'm not
Totò
Am Sagittarius too I believe partially in astrology.. However I do believe in God and I definitely believe in Karma.....😇......✌️
@@predur4136 are you missing a word or two here? I feel like the punchline is falling flat.
@@riosricardo7400 I feel like if you believe in that many things you stop believing in anything.
But at least astrology has pretty cool art though
The best art that came out of astrology is Gustav Holst's - The Planets.
@@stevenutter3614 woooooosh...
Spirograph sales are up!
@William Signs Hehe, you mean Gladiator? :P
@@stevenutter3614 whoosh
Me: "What's your sign?"
Them: "Leo"
Me: Reads Aries horoscope to them
Them:" That's me exactly!"
😅
Yep, they're all so ambiguous. "You're extroverted, but sometimes like to be by yourself."
@@Giggiyygoo yea basically say opposite things in the same sentence idiots can choose for themselves which one fits.
Ever heard of a birth chart? No? Well you’re too un educated to even have an opinion
@@user-ti1bn6sz2g - "Uneducated" is one word, just so you know... Kind of a bad word to get wrong, sort of ironic?
"Birth charts" are not going to change the information presented in this video and nor do they prevent anyone from having an opinion on astrology.
It's an absolute pile of nonsense but if it makes you feel special to believe in that bullshit (birth charts, astrology), go right ahead.
snaz27 and shut the fuck up RUclips automatically breaked the word down because it didn’t fit on one line and you think you are smart enough to have an opinion when you can’t even work that out? Kinda “ironic”
And before being a big hero and calling it bullshit explain it’s accuracy?
According to astrology I am a person who eats food to survive and drink liquids, I got the chills on how accurate it was.
Penny: "Okay, I'm a Sagitarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know".
Sheldon: "Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations, and the time of your birth, somehow affects your personality".
I'm late, but that show is one of my favourites and I can't get that scene out of my head! I loved it and I love Sheldon.
lol I love that show!
@@personthehuman2029 I know, right?! It's amazing!
That's a pretty stretched out joke. Is tBBT really that petty?
🤔
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
You did it wrong SciManDan. You werent vague enough.
Friendly Firefish you were thinking what i was thinking! lol
Tinfoil Tuesday is my second favorite show on RUclips after Flat-Earth Friday :D
I want the guys to make thickhead Thursday.
I agree whole heartedly
Me too!
Playing it very safe. How about debunking something that everybody doesn't already agree is fake? How about psychology or chiropractors? Body language analysis?
What he's going to 'debunk' next? Santa Claus? Spam Email? WWE wrestling?
@@Jordan-Ramses psychology isn't fake tho...
My annoying sister, said asked Google home: wHaT ZoDiAc siGn are you?! Google home:sorry but I prefer astronomy. YEEEEEAAAAHHH ASTROLOGY DEBUNKED BAAAAAAAABBBBY
"Hours after the new moon. Days after the new moon." Maybe even weeks after!
28 days after new moon!
69 years after new moon.
@@ansh6370 nice
She did say your window is until a full moon and then she said there's no perfect time so basically even she admits the full moon thing is useless.
I recommend waiting exactly one month after a new moon, it guarantees safety!
I bet she uses the heliocentric model to predict her new moons and solar eclipse!
Seriously had this when I talked to someone who gave it more credibility:
Me: "I'm a Leo."
Esoteric: "Ah yes, I knew it, you have this aura of dominance."
Me: "Actually, I'm not a Leo, I'm an Aquarius"
Esoteric: "Yeah, that's more fitting, Aquariuses are known to challenge world views."
The worst is that Aquarius is also the closest to Leo in term of nature.
@@NIHIL_EGO they are direct opposites
@@alvarocosta2644 While they're opposed on the chart, they're the closest in nature to each others, having the same quality and elements of the same polarity.
Maybe you’re a “mysterious”.
the 12 zodiac signs: *exist*
ophiuchus: am I a joke to you?
I once told my girlfriend that my sign needed to be in Uranus and she slapped me.
you need a new girlfriend :D
You need Uranus
This post and it's responses is hilarious haha
At least you had a girlfriend LOL
I recommend slapping whilst in uranus. It's so much fun and my boyfriend loves it!
"New Moon's are a fresh start"
Who takes business advice from a dingleberry who can't master the apostrophe?
Greengrocers, mostly.
Thank you, I thought, it was only me being bothered by that. Surprised, that Dan didn't pick up on this.
I have seen booksellers who sell "BOOK'S".
@@mrmegahousefly They just sell 'em, they don't read 'em! XD
Next up, The Oxford, Comma
Destroying Astrology in less than 10 seconds...
*It's utter bollocks!* 😃
You got there before me!
It's utter bollocks is more like 2 seconds lol
My thought exactly 😁
@@forbiddencrisis4149
I took into account the time it took me to type the sentence on my smartphone! 😃
If it is 'bollocks', then why does so much resonate?
Wait... astrology isn't the study of asteroids? I chose the wrong major
Big F
its a major?
Serious?
I'm a Cancer. Just ask my ex-wife.
🤣🤣
Gold...
my ex-GF is cancer, and i can confirm ;)
Doctor Phobos whiney pathetic little creatures cancers.
@@ferise1 Judging how you're running about commenting on every thread, you must be a cancer, and a squamous one at that.
Whenever I see crap like "New Moon's are a fresh start", I laugh real hard... Moons, not Moon's!!!!!
Yes, she lost all credibility at that point, not even halfway through her first sentence. :)
Don't New Moon's have something to do with werewolves?
Adding to this, isn't there just one moon? At least orbiting Earth.
@@MrJonline I *think* there's 2 at the moment, we've gathered a small lump, or (PURE CONJECTURE) it may have been that 2nd natural satellite which impacted the Moon during the last Eclipse.
It's what happens to them, their orbits eventually coincide with the Moons.
spanneraol I think you're thinking of full moon, when the moon is completely lit up by the sun, the new moon is when the moon is completely in shadow.
I've never believed in zodiac signs and that sort of stuff, but many of my family members do. I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when they I tell them that they are not in the zodiac signs they think they are haha.
Edit: Priceless reaction. It was epic.
Have they changed their mind on astrology
@@chloewinnaa1515 Maybe a little.
yeah i too like to discredit interests of my loved ones just for the sake of being edgy and making a dick of myself
I spent a couple of months reading people I knew the astrology prediction from the next sign rather than theirs. They believed in it all thoroughly and were not happy when they found what I had done... vague and possible to see what one wants to see
Here’s an interesting bit of clarification between astronomy and astrology. The actual constellations HAVE shifted over the ages, but Western astrology follows a different system, which uses “artificial” constellations. Rather than following the movement of the visible stars, Western astrology is based on the apparent path of the Sun as seen from our vantage point on earth. Within that path, astrologers have carved out static zones, and we track the planetary movements against these. That is why zodiac sign dates remain the same even as the heavens keep shifting.
Person: “oh so you’re an introvert person? You must be a Scorpio”
isn’t everyone an introvert at some point
Nope?😃
You obviously haven’t seen outgoing,sociable,extroverted people , however, that doesn’t mean there aren’t any.
@@mariaofilova9274 she means most people
@@getpoggeredon9877 Introverts made up to 50.7% and extroverts 49.8%.It’s not a big difference.Half of the people are extroverts and the other half introverts,that’s why I said that she has for sure seen this type of personality.
@@mariaofilova9274 what she’s saying is that not everyone is introverted or extroverted 100% of the time
I have always been extroverted
I woke up: praying for a good day.. My horoscope said: that something interesting was going to happen.... AND LO AND BEHOLD: a tin foil Tuesday episode from SciManDan on Astrology! Weird!.... Lol....
and he says it's a bunch of crap! well than explain this sciguy danman.
So astrology did make a true prediction. Jeezzzz, I’m calling Neil Degrass Tyson.
why would a god believer believe in satanic lies propogated by gov scientists???
@@imodium438 why would you believe a few fearmongering frauds when it comes to the world?
@@maccyboi8551 well, i dont believe in frauds. just read the book of Genesis it describes earth creation phase. Christ is our only way to salvation & it says in the bible we'll be sent strong illusions & that satan deceiveth the whole world...... now what is this illusion?? & how many believe undoubtedly w/o question that were on a bendy warpy funhouse ball holding water??
not a lot of ball believers have done the research,, it clouds their judgement... but here's the kicker, when you do look into it, you'll realize there never was any evidence for the spinning ball. we've been duped for centuries & conditioned to reject that were on a firm stationary plane enclosed in God's firmament. I recommend researching it, Good luck to you & yours.
I’m not a Pisces?? MY IDENTITY!! NNNOOOooooo!!!!!
Right?! My birthday is the last day of Aquarius...BUT APPARENTLY NOT! ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
Just be a transologist.
How do you think i feel? My birthday is today! No bullshit. 03 05 1975! My mother sends me a comprehensive horoscope at the beginning of every year lol. After I said all those nice things about @SciManDan last week now he’s making me lie to my mother LOL. Oh well, I won a donut this morning....
There there. You can always listen to "Pisces" by Jinjer, no matter what Your sign is.
Don't panic guys.... You are still your Sun sighn.... It's just scimandan showing his ignorance... He studied this subject - astrology in bulvar magazine and now he knows everything about it... Astrology follows Sun's position on ecliptic not real position like he is saying ,..in other words... Aries - first spring day will be always 21 of March even if the real position of Sun is in the pisces.. If Dan read at least one book he would knew this...what a scientific approach to make a statement without looking into it... He became flatearther... They are doing their research on RUclips he is doing his research in bulvar magazine.. Bravo
"new moons are the best time to start something" *shows waxing crescent*
Well, since the moon does take approximately 2.5 days to transit 30° of arc ... you very well could see waxing cresent 🌙 while still in the sign where it exactly aligned with the solar plaelcement.
Occultists believe 3 days before and after the moon event carries the same frequency as on the day
“New” moons are the best time to.... to.... to...... start something “new”. Eureka!!! How insightful.
@@piviola9557 so like a shitty timezone then
@@asdfoifhvjbkaos your perspective and perception may be described by your chosen adjective. ... the moon 🌙 does relate to the mind.
"If you were born between January 1st and December 31st you can breathe."
Astrology chicks: I NEVER KNEW THAT 😱
WhO kNeW!!!?!?!!!!!!!;!!!!!!
😂😂😂
Being sceptical is soooo typical for your zodiac sign.
Sorry, I had to...
I'm launching a new business selling slightly used moons
It's not a good idea to flash your full moons in public
Maybe we could barter.. im selling slightly used sons.
@@chris-lf7on I'm interested
In dr who the moon is an egg, I would totally buy myself a moon.
"That's no moon!"
I went to an alternative event thing with some of my friends. An astrology healer said that the stars told him that i dont believe in his bullshit! Not his exact words, but close enough. It was a roller coaster of a day. I may or may not have gotten kicked out for loosing my shit and yelling at a healer that claimed he could cure cancer with crystals. I might have suggested testing the crystals healing power by stabbing him with a few of them. One of my friend went back the next day and the astrologist told him that the stars showed that I had a temper that would get me in trouble! But he never warned ME!
_I might have suggested testing the crystals healing power by stabbing him with a few of them_
This made me laugh more than it should have. Then again my astrology sign is Asshole.
I read an article a long time ago that they were experimenting with using nano diamonds as a delivery system for medicines because of the way they can get them to bind or stick or whatever you call it to the cells they are targeting and not healthy cells. Anyway I always remembered that news article because it reminded me of the episode of South Park where magic Johnson treats his AIDS with ground up money.
Why are so damn angry.... Chill dude
@@BG-wz1iu because they tell people with cancer that a rock works better than chemo. and if you wait starting your treatment you increase the chance it wont work. so those fucking quacks kill people and they all deserve to be skinned alive with every stone they evver peddled stuck up their ass!
I can't believe there are people who are really into this.
My tarot cards told me I was going to receive some informative news today, they were right 😂👌👍
An ad for Astrology on a video debunking Astrology.....
Ah RUclips - don't ever change.
Rabid Fanboy happens to be real, can’t accept it? Tough luck moron!
Jason Eaton
Dude, all you do is insult people with no proof or argument. Where is your proof that it’s true?
Rotmg Troller Fan l gave you plenty of proof. Lol
@@ferise1 did you get the wrong person, cause i wasnt even talking to you and you didnt give me any
@@ferise1 prove it to me big guy
If you look at this from a completely psychological standpoint, and remove all the mysticism, this actually makes sense. Making great life changes requires setting a future date so that you have time to mentally prepare and psych yourself up. So telling yourself "I'm going to start exercising on the new moon", is a way to set a future date. And if you actually wait a couple of days later (when you start to see a sliver), it can help you visualize the progress of time as you pursue your project. And although there's no direct correlation, it can make you feel more connected to the moon, because you'll spend more time outside at night looking at the moon, and meditating on your goal and your progress towards that goal with a cosmic visual representation of that progress. This can actually be useful for lifestyle change if you take the mysticism and metaphysical aspects out.
Yeah but it’s stupid for society. When someone chooses not to go into a relationship or business contract with someone because of some bull shit star sign it’s harmful
@@kadenelijah9329 But she's not talking about that, and neither am I.
Ancestors navigated the seas at night by star alignments & the moon cycles in growing seasons (Farmers Almanac)= so yes, can be very useful
This is such a positive and not-pseudoscientific take on this, which I absolutely love. Lovely comment
I was in the womb with the lights off and couldn't find the switch.
🌚🌒🌓🌔🌝🌖🌗🌘🌚
Astrologers study charts but apparently not punctuation. There should not be an apostrophe in "New Moon's...".
Yep. It's making me squirm too.
It's actually correct ;p
There is no need for an apostrophe in a plural.
@@uphollandlatic Correct adding an apostrophe makes articles in the sentence after the word "moon's" possessive, ergo belonging to the moon
Boaty McBoatface do you walk round with a bottle of correcting fluid and a marker pen removing or adding apostrophes as appropriate?
I'm really curious how she would define "energy", I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with reality.
Probably the same way other spiritualists do, like the Jedi and the Force.
@@knowledgeispower9724 😐
@@knowledgeispower9724 charming
@@knowledgeispower9724 "High IQ Skeptic"
say it with me
energy is the capacity to do work
You are a genius, real genius. Astrology was built over 7000 years ago and you destroy it according to your opinion in less than 10 minutes. What a genius!
Astrology is fake
It's hilarious that her perfect time to launch goes: On the New Moon -> Not on the New Moon slightly after it -> Any time between the New Moon and Full Moon -> anytime cause there is never the perfect time.
Well, that's exactly the point.
You believe the best case scenario and when it fails you, you acknowledge that the worst case scenario was a possibility too.
Therefore, it's always a win and the confirmation bias prevails.
basically what astrology is based off: nothing concrete, always disclaim the possibility of it going poorly and don’t actually make any precise prediction. if it doesn’t work, you were warned. if it does work, it feeds into confirmation bias and keeps people believing that astrology is real. tinfoil hat 🥴
@@bachirmessaouri4772 I can’t tell if you are trying to defend this insane woman or not
And that isn’t a good thing for her
Astrology is the crazy mother of a genius child, astronomy.
Vedic astrology has always factored in the precession and is often about specific details rather than generalizations. Have you looked into that much?
Of course he didn't! This video was weaker than I thought it would be.
doesnt change the fact astrology is bs
Celestial phenomena don’t influence people’s personality. Stop falling for bullshit.
@@StephieGsrEvolution
He didn’t because it’s just as stupid. Show me a credible scientific paper that supports your fantasy.
@@StephieGsrEvolution astrology is absolute fucking bullshit. Please. Stop talking.
Lol finally, thanks for destroying the zodiac shit.
It isn't a bit surprising that you're idiotic enough to think that it was destroyed.
The best time to launch a product is on the new moon ....or sometime after....as long as it is within 29.5 days of it.
Pedro Ramirez The best time to launch a product is when the customer wants it :)
27.5 * ...or have i been wooooshed?
@@parsa1372 There are really two answers, either 27.3 days or 29.5 days.
Explanation:
If you draw the elliptical orbit of the moon, and you measure the time it takes to go around the ellipse as it slides through space, you get the siderial orbital period. That is 27.3 days.
But that "sliding through space" is actually following Earth's orbit, which itself curves around the Sun. So when the Moon gets around its elliptical orbit in the siderial cycle, the Sun's light is coming at it from a different angle and we do not see a full cycle of the Moon's phases. To compensate for this effect we must wait a little longer, 29.5 days total, for the Moon to complete a cycle with respect to the Sun-Earth pair. This 29.5 days is the synodic period and it represents the "monthly" cycle we see from one new moon to the next.
Google is my friend ;)
I'm gonna say that somewhere between the new and full moon gives ~14 days
I totally take astrologers' advice. Their disclaimer says "for entertainment purposes only." I follow that religiously. 😁
Well Dan used the video in an entertaining way... so mission accomplished.
Astrologers and people who make a living in any form of divination are required by law to put that disclaimer somewhere. Many of them literally have "The law requires me to say that this is for entertainment purposes only" as their disclaimer.
Margarita Aguilar here are some examples. Moron
Negan, Russel Crowe, Downey Jr, typical Aries, headstrong, direct, violent.
Opposite is Libra, the peacemaker, Ghandi, Will Smith, Hugh Jackman, Jason Alexander. Can’t stand violence.
Square this axis is Capricorn, the old achiever, Kevin Costner, Mel Gibson, Nicolas Cage, they often play the old mysterious savior in post-apocalyptic flicks.
Opposite them is Cancer, the mother, nurturer, or child. Will Ferrel, Tom Hanks, Robin Williams.
Then you got clever sarcastic Gemini, Ethan Suplee, Greg Kinnear, Jim Carrey(moon),
Opposite Sagittarius, the old wise, Brad Pitt, Jeff Bridges, Bruce Lee.
Taurus the mean grumpy ol...George Carlin, George Clooney, Chris Brown.
Opposite Scorpio, « tall dark strangers », Ryan Gosling, Ben Shapiro, Josh Duhamel.
@@ferise1 Awesome. You found some people, out of the billions on the planet, that suit what they're astrological signs say they should be. If astrology was true, EVERYBODY would match what their astrological descriptions. Moron. 🙄
Margarita Aguilar everybody does...moron 🙄
why trust someone who can't even use punctuation correctly? "new moon's are a fresh start" new moon's what? what belongs to the new moon that is a fresh start. or perhaps the airhead meant new MOONS are a fresh start.
He’s got chip on his shoulder. Probsbly has mars conjunct Saturn in cancer. Gives a man a very small penis. And of course ladies who are mostly into astrology ( especially hot ones) probably have picked on that.
New Moon is/are a fresh start of course. Be more inclusive to the moon spirits dude
uwu my sign is asparagus I can't help being so quirky
Me when i see a astology tiktok: ***dies of cringe***
I have proof that astrology works: I once made up some astrology BS to impress a girl, and she bought it!
AutoTuna what did you say?
@@ferise1 I said I respect women and In no way I objectify them or think they're dumb.
@@DoctorZisIN I'm impressed
Astrology and kin are nothing more than cold reading. It doesn't matter what you tell the person as long as they believe in you. Another fantastic video SciManDan!
I shall predict your future. Sooner or later something good or bad will happen.
I predict that everyone on this earth will die, hopefully after a very long a happy life.
I like the idea of "new moon fresh start" but not because of astrology, people tend to procrastinate a lot and this is a good way to get things done by making deadlines for yourself.
As someone who loves Space, I hate it when someone tries to justify their personality traits by using their date of birth. Can't wait to watch your video!
Unfortunately it's not quite that simple. These ideologies have been engrained into our culture. Who knows the extent of personal personality changes that have occurred due to it
If someone comes to you and bring up astrology just walk away. Do not argue with these people, do not try to tell them astrology is bullshit because nothing you tell them will change their mind. They DO AWARE that astrology is bullshit but they decides to keep eating on it because some people like the idea that they have the power to understand your entire character just by knowing your zodiac sign.
All my friends talk about it and it annoys the shit out of me.
@@wavybxby0 same they always try to push it on me and I’m like “if you don’t gtfo”
It's because they find it fun.
This guy and the lady he's critiquing got Astrology wrong..
@@rexd_kin6850 oh really? It’s not all a load of rubbish then?
I'm sign fluid.
I read all twelve horoscopes for the day and I transition to the sign with my favourite forecast.
Brilliant!🤣
Ugh my bff LOVES astrology. She constantly points out her star sign personalities, moon star signs and what not and how it all fits 🙄🙄🙄 I love her but its so annoying.
DUMP her! Really! It will be nothing but trouble for you later on. BELIEVE ME! I know!
It is time to dump her
@@rickkwitkoski1976 mate, you cant dump a bff
@@rebeccacummings6697 eh. it is... if they were not true bff.
@Funny Username the problem is that she believes in something that could make her change her personality (ya that is stupid).
"New moon is are a fresh start..." Yeah, thanks, I'll pass...
Or "are a fresh start" belongs to the new moon.
Daniel Smedegaard Buus imbéciles will never grasp something like this.
Jason Eaton Imbéciles? Why do you just like to insult people? To hide the fact that you have no argument of your own?
I don't believe in superstition....I think it is bad luck 🤗
Sith Lord Dread - I’m stitious, but I’m not like SUPER stitious
Good stuff! Personally, I think astrology is harmless when it's done for fun. But the moment it claims any serious relevance, or starts asking for money, no frickin' way.
(ps) SAGITTARII OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
whatstheharm.net/astrology.html
Gateway drug to other nonsense though.
@J Paterson ..Years ago my ex wife used to do Tarot & Psychic stuff over the phone from a call centre with about 6 or 7 other "Psychics" . This was the late 90's and callers were being charged £2 per minute ! The Mrs was on £5 per hour and the "Medium" couple that ran the business had a house in the country and luxury cars. All about the £££'s ...
@@stevenutter3614 astrology started from the babylonians as humans first attempt at astronomy, for 2000 years it worked, and had next to nothing to do with peoples personalities, that part was adopted from Egyptian beliefs shortly after the babylonians introduced astrology to the greeks, and was just a bit of good fun to tack on top of what it was originally used for, which is basically just tracking the seasons for crop harvesting. So the personal zodiac portion of astrology has never claimed it was factual. Only the idiots who take it seriously. It was never meant to be serious. In fact astrology has been a great way for women to come together and have an escape from patriarchy throughout history.
@@Clynikal - There seems to be something missing from their list of non-critical thinkers. whatstheharm.net/index.html
**Robs a bank** sorry I'm a Leo
I successfully predicted that you would debunk Astrology this week as Mars is ascending in Uranus. Great video mate
Will F mind if I descend into Uranus?
Horoscopes are vague, and any one can apply to any sign, and rarely apply to one specific sign. That tells you right there it is not credible.
Jazz Scales astrologers would agree.
Jazz Scales also look at real astrology not this sun sign bs.
Look up your birth chart.
@@aniken6877 Exactly. People read about the twelve signs and that's as deep as they go. But true astrology also goes into WHERE you were born, as well as WHEN you were born down to the exact minute. All of that affects everything, and it's very specific, nothing vague about it at all.
I used to be a sceptic as well until I started researching nodes and was like, what the actual fuck? It was shockingly precise and was so specific to me that no one else (wife, family, friends, etc.) could relate.
Star charts being specific only make real astrology a pseudoscience, rather than completely made up stuff you see between word puzzles and joke page in newspapers. There are many pseudosciences like those, from Ancient Greek humorism and popular in Japan personality by blood type thing, to palm readings and phrenology, when they tried to read people by the shape of their head or lines on their hands, to actually horrible stuff skull measuring and racial profiling, and they are all debunked by actual psychology, which interprets your mind based on personal experience, upbringing, childhood traumas etc instead of telling you "you are Aries in Venus-affected decade so you MUST be extroverted, active but with a sensitive side".
Sully Fox muller.lbl.gov/papers/Astrology-Carlson.pdf