How I Survived 24 Hours on 2b2t AUSTRALIA

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  • Опубликовано: 7 май 2021
  • Today I survive in Minecraft for 24 hours on 2b2t Australia in order to investigate some glitches that have occured on the server that have never been seen on the REAL oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.
    My Twitter: FitMC
    My Instagram: fitmcsippycup
    Music:
    FFXII - Downtown
    FFX - Shoopuf Theme, Burning Sands, Miihen Highroad
    SMRPG - Docaty Railway
    Additional Renders: Virl
    Kangaroo Model: u/NitroHydroRay
    Never thought I'd see the day where we would have to survive 24 hours on 2b2t Australia just to uncover the unsolved mystery of these glitches! I would appreciate if you would consider hitting that like and subscribe button!
    The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft can be a crazy and chaotic place! How crazy can Minecraft get?
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @justanotherhotguy
    @justanotherhotguy 3 года назад +724

    FitMC survival strategy on anarchy servers: Get stuff from friendly homies.

    • @hartssquire9386
      @hartssquire9386 3 года назад +23

      I mean it is your best bet to survive, even if they betray you its not like you have much to lose

    • @bruh____784
      @bruh____784 3 года назад

      @@jameskurniadi_ you the real deal?

    • @Ed_Entertainment_III
      @Ed_Entertainment_III 3 года назад +4

      In the most toxic places there are the most friendly homies

    • @bruh____784
      @bruh____784 3 года назад +2

      @꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄ cringe

    • @bruh____784
      @bruh____784 3 года назад +1

      @꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄ u

  • @GhostSlayerYT
    @GhostSlayerYT 3 года назад +577

    2021-
    "how I survived 24 hours on 2b2t Australia"
    2069-
    "how I survived 24 hours on 2b2t Mars"

    • @creativezito8500
      @creativezito8500 3 года назад +2

      ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

    • @Pkexim
      @Pkexim 3 года назад +1

      Like bruh

    • @Pkexim
      @Pkexim 3 года назад +7

      After that 2132 i survived 24 hrs in 2b2t proxima century's solar system

    • @white_exe8053
      @white_exe8053 3 года назад

      Nice

    • @kayseek1248
      @kayseek1248 3 года назад +2

      40 minutes ping.

  • @yannieboy2.096
    @yannieboy2.096 3 года назад +1222

    as an Australian i can confirm this is a normal day in Australia

  • @justamanwithadream7738
    @justamanwithadream7738 3 года назад +395

    Australia already has an anarchy server, it’s called “Townsville”

    • @ethanzappelli6655
      @ethanzappelli6655 2 года назад +20

      Nah it's Sydney right now with the riots lol

    • @christiansdronemoments1515
      @christiansdronemoments1515 2 года назад +7

      Learn some valuable skills living here, like how to make stun guns out of pvc or plasma rifles. And how to have anti theft in your car, from it being manual of course

    • @MCsmarties
      @MCsmarties 2 года назад +3

      You are correct

    • @Upbt50gt
      @Upbt50gt 2 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @Hexagonius-js8tl
      @Hexagonius-js8tl 2 года назад +5

      You forget Newcastle

  • @haggyleuki6592
    @haggyleuki6592 3 года назад +639

    Bruh, the whole server was searching him and the anonymous autralian probably knew that that was fit but he didnt snitch and helped him. What a Legend

    • @HadoukenHero
      @HadoukenHero 3 года назад +31

      Bro, You don't dog the boys.

    • @sarcasticdragon8673
      @sarcasticdragon8673 3 года назад +17

      I reckon 90% of the server wouldn't have ratted him out.

    • @removedgod
      @removedgod 3 года назад +1

      we gonna kill the people who helped him

    • @Kxy2x
      @Kxy2x 3 года назад +8

      Fym "probably knew" your acting like australians dont watch youtube. Of course he knew that was fit. All of the server knew why wouldnt he. Think haggy think

    • @haggyleuki6592
      @haggyleuki6592 3 года назад

      @@Kxy2x sry, of course i know that australians are watching youtube, but he could be someone elso wo didnt knew fit.

  • @shadowyIce
    @shadowyIce 3 года назад +680

    “I was not expecting Australia to have anti gravity snow, but here we are”
    FitMc2021

    • @ghoulslayer__7746
      @ghoulslayer__7746 3 года назад +7

      “Vtech just kicked in yo” FitMc anytime he is flying fast

    • @FlameSecret
      @FlameSecret 3 года назад +2

      I can’t imagine what 2022 is going to be like..

    • @hugochhoeu9204
      @hugochhoeu9204 3 года назад +1

      no shit everything is anti gravity lol

  • @barackhusseinobamaofficial
    @barackhusseinobamaofficial 3 года назад +464

    I love how he isn't insanely stereotypical in the video. That feels good cause most youtubers shit on Aussie culture

    • @masewero543
      @masewero543 3 года назад +50

      The Emu War, also known as the Great Emu War,[1] was a nuisance wildlife management military operation undertaken in Australia over the later part of 1932 to address public concern over the number of emus said to be running amok in the Campion district of Western Australia. The unsuccessful attempts to curb the population of emus, a large flightless bird indigenous to Australia, employed soldiers armed with Lewis guns-leading the media to adopt the name "Emu War" when referring to the incident. While a number of the birds were killed, the emu population persisted and continued to cause crop destruction.

    • @bruvixle1dayago1minuteago92
      @bruvixle1dayago1minuteago92 3 года назад +17

      Me too obama

    • @alexhernandez1952
      @alexhernandez1952 3 года назад +18

      Thanks obama

    • @Bonetrousle
      @Bonetrousle 3 года назад +6

      Hi Obama

    • @Piggeu
      @Piggeu 3 года назад +6

      @@masewero543 haha big bird go brrrrrrrrr

  • @Ahi__
    @Ahi__ 3 года назад +183

    "Did anyone saw fit?"
    Damn fit you're on the most wanted list

  • @alikreed1154
    @alikreed1154 3 года назад +869

    ‘I’m guessing this is a completely normal day in Australia’
    As a Australian, your correct

  • @chipsdubbo4861
    @chipsdubbo4861 3 года назад +254

    "Australia is known for it's deadly animals"
    *Shows video of the American Alligator*

  • @Kxy2x
    @Kxy2x 3 года назад +110

    Cant wait for "How i survived 2b2t North Korea"

    • @TooDeepForSleep
      @TooDeepForSleep 3 года назад +14

      "looks like we have a statue of Ki.. I mean our glorious leader over here"

    • @MedroffYT
      @MedroffYT 3 года назад +4

      Last I heard they don't even have internet.

    • @cloudedarctrooperdtq3532
      @cloudedarctrooperdtq3532 3 года назад +1

      Ono

    • @chenchen6150
      @chenchen6150 2 года назад +2

      Apparently there are north korean game that have gameplay like minecraft

    • @GGamerLiam
      @GGamerLiam 2 года назад +1

      Wait, that’s illegal.

  • @unworthy.potato
    @unworthy.potato 3 года назад +211

    You didn’t mispronounced Melbourne, you’ve earned (even more) of my respect

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 3 года назад +10

      He doesn't know how to pronounce OwO though.

    • @dittomario
      @dittomario 2 года назад +1

      @Александар Миловић a woo

    • @MeatBunFul
      @MeatBunFul Год назад +1

      Mailborn

  • @GravitWry
    @GravitWry 3 года назад +272

    As a person who has been living at Australia for more than 3 year, I can confirm that this is what Australia looks like.

  • @RaysWorks
    @RaysWorks 3 года назад +2976

    Hey Fit, there are ways to store ender dragons and then summon more. I have a few videos showing how this can be done in survival. Great video as always!

    • @rasengan1237
      @rasengan1237 3 года назад +57

      Oh crap rays works hiiiii

    • @mistergingerman1837
      @mistergingerman1837 3 года назад +18

      Hi rayyyyyy

    • @ss00d
      @ss00d 3 года назад +10

      Oh it's u

    • @britishneko3906
      @britishneko3906 3 года назад +9

      I was about to point that out but well... the man himself is here so no need

    • @greencrab6
      @greencrab6 3 года назад +9

      oh hi ray, not the type of person you'd expect to see in a fitmc comment section.

  • @dreadnautilus253
    @dreadnautilus253 3 года назад +39

    2:01 I live in Melbourne, can confirm, this is exactly what it looks like.

  • @ej_makesvideos
    @ej_makesvideos 3 года назад +161

    I found out why your alt is called "Nes" or "Ness"
    bc your main is called Fit
    and
    Fitness

    • @axea4554
      @axea4554 2 года назад +6

      200 iq moment

    • @afkdanilo
      @afkdanilo 2 года назад +5

      OHHHHHH SHIT 101010197237IQ CARALHO ESSA FOI DE CAPOTAR O CORSA DUDE

    • @PointFear
      @PointFear 2 года назад +1

      Sans

    • @panda6187
      @panda6187 2 года назад +1

      @@PointFear that’s what i used to think

    • @besteirolnerd2615
      @besteirolnerd2615 2 года назад +1

      @@afkdanilo KKKKKKKKKKKKKK VTNC BRAZIALIAN

  • @Reuboid
    @Reuboid 3 года назад +499

    “This is truly the Australian outback right now”
    Proceeds to ride in a snowy biome.

    • @RoseValentius
      @RoseValentius 3 года назад +2

      That’s orange during the winter

    • @stylinsandwich
      @stylinsandwich 3 года назад +4

      Welcome to new South wales

    • @king_james_official
      @king_james_official 3 года назад +1

      @꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄ ok

    • @king_james_official
      @king_james_official 3 года назад +2

      @꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄ yup i agree

    • @leondavis-cook5689
      @leondavis-cook5689 3 года назад +3

      There’s snow I’m Australia trust me I spend half my year in it

  • @Garrison403
    @Garrison403 3 года назад +562

    This guy has spent more time on 2b2t than I have at school lol
    Edit: thanks for all the likes this is the most I’ve ever gotten

  • @nataliemreow
    @nataliemreow Год назад +11

    Fit is just casually narrating, not caring at all while the chat is simply going insane at his appearance x)

  • @crayzk0
    @crayzk0 2 года назад +10

    "they're gonna send my horse to the glue factory" didn't make any sense to me until I looked up what glue is made from 🤣

  • @YourBestSpal
    @YourBestSpal 3 года назад +106

    The chat in the game is just “where’s fit” and “whats his cords”

  • @Rhythm16
    @Rhythm16 3 года назад +224

    How many Australia jokes you gonna make ?
    Fit: yes.

    • @timiempire2279
      @timiempire2279 3 года назад

      fit's next video be like: 2b2t russia is broken! Very similar to its Soviet Union counterpart.

  • @jamesboulter987
    @jamesboulter987 3 года назад +7

    IMPORTANT: the bedrock of a chunk is consistent based on coordinates. 100x, 100y’s chunk’s bedrock will always be in the same pattern, no matter what world you are in. This is especially important in multiplayer servers, since if you show the bedrock pattern of your area, people might be able to determine your location just based on that. PLEASE LIKE SO HE CAN SEE

  • @juantwothree321
    @juantwothree321 2 года назад +8

    10:32 no that’s Florida

    • @ItzBIULD
      @ItzBIULD 6 месяцев назад

      No that's Western Australia

  • @Solanne11
    @Solanne11 3 года назад +357

    “Based on how destroyed this area is, I’m going to call it ‘Melbourne’. It’s exactly like the real one!”
    As an Australian who doesn’t live in Victoria; we love that

    • @TheRealSnhyper
      @TheRealSnhyper 3 года назад +20

      as an aussie who lives in Victoria; we love that

    • @vdnf321
      @vdnf321 3 года назад +13

      As a Melbournian, I love that. Less of a mess than Sydney haha

    • @Viatoriiii
      @Viatoriiii 3 года назад +6

      As a Victorian who doesn't live in Melbourne, I love that

    • @commemorative
      @commemorative 3 года назад +5

      Isn't this just a tour of Fitzroy?

    • @scuddybuddy2271
      @scuddybuddy2271 3 года назад +1

      @@Viatoriiii shut it lol

  • @enilair_2213
    @enilair_2213 3 года назад +306

    This is Fit's version of a global tour

  • @TheShinyAbsol.
    @TheShinyAbsol. 3 года назад +7

    nobody:
    1:05 : *W I T H E R D A N C E*

  • @DaddyRusdy
    @DaddyRusdy 3 года назад +4

    8:20 YOO VTECH KICKED IN

  • @cryingcatgoesbark310
    @cryingcatgoesbark310 3 года назад +233

    0:25 “Australia is the only country to loose a war to birds.”
    China who fought a war against crows and had 45 million people die:
    *information unclear, can you repeat that?*

    • @sayple109
      @sayple109 3 года назад +32

      Well, China did actually win that war by killing quite a lot of birds, but they didn't understand nature(food chain, food web, and stuff). Basically, they reached their goal but suffered consequences, while Australia failed to even reach their goal.
      Yeah, China was pretty dumb, Australia was pretty lazy.

    • @cryingcatgoesbark310
      @cryingcatgoesbark310 3 года назад +9

      @@sayple109 we weren’t lazy we just don’t know how to use guns on feathered tanks right

    • @sayple109
      @sayple109 3 года назад +6

      @@cryingcatgoesbark310 I suppose both countries are dumb. In regard to combating Nature. Yeah? LOL

    • @cryingcatgoesbark310
      @cryingcatgoesbark310 3 года назад +3

      @@sayple109 indeed

    • @therealissacnewton
      @therealissacnewton 3 года назад +2

      How can you lose against crows? And considering that the humans have guns

  • @sdg6801
    @sdg6801 3 года назад +165

    "This is normal right? Just wild animals trying to kill you without question?"
    Me getting flashbacks to magpie season

    • @jacobpospischil
      @jacobpospischil 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @johnla7127
      @johnla7127 3 года назад

      😂

    • @deepbrahmbhatt3243
      @deepbrahmbhatt3243 3 года назад

      i almost got killed by one nasty creatures

    • @TYsdrawkcaB
      @TYsdrawkcaB 3 года назад

      magpie season is probably the thing that as a collective australians consider the most frightening and dangerous thing in ratio to how often it comes

    • @HolyCrusader6420
      @HolyCrusader6420 3 года назад +3

      I am one of the people who have to survive magpie season.... the closest thing to it is horror movies, being attacked whenever you get near to a tree

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 3 года назад +9

    2:21 Lol I'm guessing some withers were named with a few bad links?

  • @theonlybigsmoke
    @theonlybigsmoke 3 года назад +29

    Fit went from a swearing sailor to a NSFW-safe RUclipsr with over nearly 2 million subscribers

  • @giocaap
    @giocaap 3 года назад +1022

    the guy giving him gear instead of killing him was so wholesome

  • @civin5089
    @civin5089 3 года назад +3782

    Can we all just appreciate Fit for editing the video to make it so it's not upside-down?

    • @heyhey9440
      @heyhey9440 3 года назад +149

      @Haroon you missed the joke lol

    • @muffins_slayer8919
      @muffins_slayer8919 3 года назад +27

      Australia isn’t upside down

    • @hyphon1377
      @hyphon1377 3 года назад +144

      @@muffins_slayer8919 that's just a running joke everyone who's not Australian makes about us, don't mind em Mate

    • @Demian1
      @Demian1 3 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @muffins_slayer8919
      @muffins_slayer8919 3 года назад +21

      it’s all part of my master plan to get wooshed

  • @Solitario9475
    @Solitario9475 2 года назад +6

    I’ve been playing on this version of 2b2t since I’m in Aus and I’ve been enjoying it a ton I had some pretty insane moments as well totally hope it gets more popular

    • @CriticalMyth
      @CriticalMyth 2 года назад

      I hope it doesnt, the old community was closer and smaller and everything was a lot better

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 Год назад

      Still playing it? How is it

  • @itzcheekie8989
    @itzcheekie8989 3 года назад +8

    "v tech just kicked in yo" as a car guy I respect it😂

  • @bobfrancis1016
    @bobfrancis1016 3 года назад +605

    Fit - calmly narrating a youtube video
    Chat - massacreing each other for his coords

    • @thomaskawalec3740
      @thomaskawalec3740 3 года назад

      @julian ballew XD

    • @dwaynemandac1245
      @dwaynemandac1245 3 года назад

      Austrilia what would u expect

    • @TYsdrawkcaB
      @TYsdrawkcaB 3 года назад +1

      @@dwaynemandac1245 something very very different
      we have very low crime rates

    • @MoltenYeti
      @MoltenYeti 3 года назад

      @@dwaynemandac1245 what’s so bad about Aussie?

    • @dwaynemandac1245
      @dwaynemandac1245 3 года назад

      @@MoltenYeti the wildlife

  • @thatoneaussie28
    @thatoneaussie28 3 года назад +697

    As an Australian, I can confirm that this is what Australia actually looks like.
    Edit: Ha, 700 like. Funny.

  • @rasenshuriken7771
    @rasenshuriken7771 3 года назад +5

    FitMC: "Finds 10,000 withers"
    Me: Ah yes, just another day in australia

  • @Blebis
    @Blebis 3 года назад +2

    11:20 that wither was dancing

  • @leonardoremmie
    @leonardoremmie 3 года назад +65

    Fun fact. Australia wasn’t the only one to lose a war against birds. China also started a war against sparrows and lost

    • @yennieyap5982
      @yennieyap5982 3 года назад +1

      Wait when? I never hear that

    • @phoenixkh93
      @phoenixkh93 3 года назад +9

      @@yennieyap5982 in the 1950s Chairman Mao ordered the killing of sparrows because they were eating grain. He did not consider that the sparrows were also eating locusts. once the sparrows were mostly gone the locusts decimated the food crops, leading to a famine were 25-45million people died

    • @leonardoremmie
      @leonardoremmie 3 года назад +2

      @@yennieyap5982 1958 to 1962. To be fair it wasn’t just sparrows it was also rats, flies, and mosquitoes.

    • @giolz
      @giolz 3 года назад +2

      @@yennieyap5982 Mao Zedong actually did that in like 1959 or sth bc he thought that birds ruined the crops and he decided to kill them all. The war itself wasnt a loss though. More than 200 million birds were killed and finally the food chain in the chinese ecosystem was f-ed up which led to even worse crop production.

    • @chipsdubbo4861
      @chipsdubbo4861 3 года назад +1

      @@giolz Chinese-Sparrow War
      Casualties: 45 million Chinese, 200 million Sparrows
      Winner: The Locust.

  • @JarbyStar
    @JarbyStar 3 года назад +163

    "it's the only nation to fight a war against birds..... and lose!"
    Bruh this got me good!

    • @LibShitted
      @LibShitted 3 года назад +2

      Funny laugh

    • @dootdoodle569
      @dootdoodle569 3 года назад +4

      Actually, China has also lost a war against birds, but while Australia’s war was against emus, one of the scariest, deadliest birds out there, China lost a war against *sparrows.*

    • @murkywateradminssions5219
      @murkywateradminssions5219 3 года назад +1

      China, a superpower in the world stage
      *lost to sparrows"
      America doesn't need to worry much at this rate!

    • @3euero176
      @3euero176 3 года назад

      s

    • @JarbyStar
      @JarbyStar 3 года назад

      @@dootdoodle569 Now that. That is sad

  • @puskateso
    @puskateso 3 года назад +4

    7:15 I mean the gravity is upside down there, sooooo...... ;D

  • @lordofthebeanland
    @lordofthebeanland 2 года назад +1

    I’m Australian and I love it how Americans are like scared of being eaten by crocs or drop bears ( or koalas ) but if you leave them alone they won’t eat you

  • @cqqp
    @cqqp 3 года назад +3389

    Fit is the first American i've heard pronounce "Melbourne" correctly 1:57

    • @itssmle2337
      @itssmle2337 3 года назад +42

      Really

    • @chaseywoot
      @chaseywoot 3 года назад +187

      They always pronounce it like *MEL BORN* and I HATE it
      Edit: The reason I spelt it different is because that's what how people not from Australia pronounce it. They say Bourne lie BORN

    • @white_exe8053
      @white_exe8053 3 года назад +24

      Wot

    • @samuraicheems2442
      @samuraicheems2442 3 года назад +69

      @Muscleman8562 No living soul cares

    • @thenightjackal8876
      @thenightjackal8876 3 года назад +315

      @@chaseywoot australians be like "Jesus Christ that's Jason Bin"

  • @michaelelischer1565
    @michaelelischer1565 3 года назад +189

    imagine finding a full shulker of naughty books

    • @pineapple8375
      @pineapple8375 3 года назад +5

      couldnt be fit

    • @user-cf6pp1sb8m
      @user-cf6pp1sb8m 3 года назад +8

      I'd just probably take the shulker and fly off after burning the books.

    • @rickhyperboi
      @rickhyperboi 3 года назад +15

      'By lolienjoyer'..... That part was too perfect

  • @IdiotWithNo_S_key
    @IdiotWithNo_S_key 3 года назад +11

    Fit grew an beard so long that his profile pic is starting to grow one

  • @pandahz79
    @pandahz79 3 года назад +1

    Just noticed how many videos I was watching of your 2b2t series. You’re a great content creator. Subscribed hope the 2 mil comes sooon!

  • @Cubick
    @Cubick 3 года назад +591

    Is nobody gonna be amazed that Fit is American and managed to say “Melbourne” correctly

    • @coomch5596
      @coomch5596 3 года назад +3

      Had to replay it, was shocked

    • @noobrebuilder8260
      @noobrebuilder8260 3 года назад +26

      How is it pronounced Mel-bin? It literally has Bourne at the end. Australian English is wierd

    • @lerquian1970
      @lerquian1970 3 года назад +18

      @@noobrebuilder8260 English is weird in general

    • @coomch5596
      @coomch5596 3 года назад +3

      NoobRebuilder because that’s the name? You could literally apply that question to anything

    • @interessiertkeinen7227
      @interessiertkeinen7227 3 года назад +8

      @@noobrebuilder8260 Why do you pronounce tear (as in something tears apart) and tear (as in "I have a tear in my eye") differently? It is literally written the same. English is weird.

  • @casualscreeching
    @casualscreeching 3 года назад +350

    As an Australian, I can confirm this is exactly what the place is like :')

    • @nickjack25
      @nickjack25 3 года назад +5

      My dad is too

    • @LifeOfExo
      @LifeOfExo 3 года назад +4

      If u ever feel dejected and useless remember PPL like me exist who are writing stupid comments to gain subs in dire need

    • @JulianGaming007
      @JulianGaming007 3 года назад +3

      XD

    • @1XXL1
      @1XXL1 3 года назад

      You didn't even watch the video

    • @casualscreeching
      @casualscreeching 3 года назад +3

      @@LifeOfExo I'll keep that in mind

  • @MassEffectGuy101
    @MassEffectGuy101 3 года назад

    Fit I just have been noticing how many tracks you use from Final Fantasy and I love it. They work so well for your vids and give great nostalgia.

  • @PresidentChacho
    @PresidentChacho 3 года назад +1

    3:28
    "Anyone found Fit?"
    "no"

  • @danielsong8307
    @danielsong8307 3 года назад +349

    Can we just appreciate how the guy named Subtleness gave him gear to survive, what a man

    • @CausticWax
      @CausticWax 3 года назад +22

      Subtle acts of kindness

    • @thefiresalamander6006
      @thefiresalamander6006 3 года назад +9

      What a m8

    • @CriticalMyth
      @CriticalMyth 3 года назад +17

      Dude subtleness was literally inactive to 2months he came back for 1 day when fit was on before leaving to never return lol

    • @river.m2010
      @river.m2010 3 года назад +4

      You’d think he’d subtly kill him via crystals

    • @jackygemme863
      @jackygemme863 Год назад +2

      Very subtle

  • @SuperiorKnightLordKingMaskalot
    @SuperiorKnightLordKingMaskalot 3 года назад +320

    "It's the only nation in the world to fight a war against birds and lose"
    China: I would like to reintroduce myself into your life.

    • @ajoe.8461
      @ajoe.8461 3 года назад

      6 9noice

    • @Jmotist
      @Jmotist 3 года назад +18

      If i had a dollar for every country that fought birds and lost i'd have two dollars, which isn't a lot but it's still weaird that it happened twice.

    • @f1ght3rf1sh3
      @f1ght3rf1sh3 3 года назад +2

      China won

    • @f1ght3rf1sh3
      @f1ght3rf1sh3 3 года назад

      @@Jmotist copied

    • @amitasrivastava493
      @amitasrivastava493 3 года назад +1

      @@f1ght3rf1sh3 who asked?

  • @surgeballs125
    @surgeballs125 3 года назад

    hey fit just wanted to say congrats on 2m thats a really big milestone keep up the great videos your an amazing youtuber!

  • @Swaylon_Da_Panda
    @Swaylon_Da_Panda 2 года назад +2

    4:44
    That is why australia is the friendliest place.
    Bruh they use swear for greetings.
    They have no bad language

  • @aurorandv8516
    @aurorandv8516 3 года назад +170

    FitMC: Is surprised by numerous withers in one location
    SB737: Completely normal

    • @ItsWolf0
      @ItsWolf0 3 года назад

      Yeah Ikr

    • @bruh949
      @bruh949 3 года назад +2

      Squid: screams the same as he has since 2012 while stamps laughs with his classic laugh

    • @river.m2010
      @river.m2010 3 года назад

      SB737!!

    • @comultrahex9054
      @comultrahex9054 3 года назад +1

      ya lol

    • @ItsErisContent
      @ItsErisContent 3 года назад

      64c64c: Pathetic

  • @JARPIY
    @JARPIY 3 года назад +79

    his quote "clown down" is so cool

    • @Ace-eor
      @Ace-eor 3 года назад +2

      Ok

    • @manchaka8056
      @manchaka8056 3 года назад +3

      I said that when Biden fell on the stairs

    • @miwiki6
      @miwiki6 3 года назад +2

      *Red Bed has been Destroyed!*
      *Red Team has been Eliminated!*
      /shout clown down

  • @NedstarYouTube
    @NedstarYouTube Год назад +1

    When you said the wasteland was like Melbourne, I died of laughter.

  • @FoxFable
    @FoxFable Год назад +2

    4:58 amogus next to portal

  • @noodle_idk9091
    @noodle_idk9091 3 года назад +82

    2:00 as a guy that lives in Melbourne, i can confirm that Melbourne looks like this

    • @rowandaly2826
      @rowandaly2826 3 года назад +3

      same bro, thought it was a photo of melbourne before i looked closer and saw it was actually minecraft

    • @REBELDOMINATORS
      @REBELDOMINATORS 3 года назад

      😨

    • @creativezito8500
      @creativezito8500 3 года назад

      ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

    • @MrPresidentDogue
      @MrPresidentDogue 3 года назад +1

      Damn bro, gotta point out the obvious though and say Melbourne wasn't like this before covid.

  • @alexploded6248
    @alexploded6248 2 года назад +1

    You're welcome for the kit, Fit. It was me.

  • @lxi_zx6493
    @lxi_zx6493 Месяц назад

    Lmaooo the minecraft eating sound effect was the icing on the cake making this so funny 6:35

  • @tmm0119
    @tmm0119 3 года назад +80

    As I live in Melbourne I can confirm the spawn looks exactly looks like that.

  • @bluedyedglow
    @bluedyedglow 3 года назад +145

    “Australia has some insanely dangerous animals”
    “Woah, looks like the end dimension has 3 ender dragons”

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 3 года назад +1

      Ender Dragons are just the Minecraft version of Australia's Magpies.

    • @zensync
      @zensync 3 года назад

      @@SephirothRyu exactly don’t look at them and they won’t swoop

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 3 года назад

      @@zensync But they are cute when they swoop!

  • @nutsi3
    @nutsi3 Год назад +2

    0:23 countries that fought turkey and lost : am I a joke to you

  • @elonmusk8238
    @elonmusk8238 2 года назад +3

    2:05 as a citizen of Melbourne I can confirm that is Melbourne

  • @gregg8721
    @gregg8721 3 года назад +156

    Fit looks like the default character in a 3d survival game based in a forest

    • @phelan8385
      @phelan8385 3 года назад

      yea

    • @zh9664
      @zh9664 3 года назад

      Holy shit u right

    • @James.Weatherly
      @James.Weatherly 3 года назад +4

      see you on r/rareinsults

    • @zufar9194
      @zufar9194 3 года назад

      HOLY SHET

    • @ceegeetee
      @ceegeetee 3 года назад

      Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
      current Subs 7850

  • @axellegorter8604
    @axellegorter8604 3 года назад +90

    As an Australian I can conform that they don’t teach us this in school 0:25

    • @RecomALT
      @RecomALT 3 года назад +4

      Yep

    • @wiellnyan
      @wiellnyan 3 года назад +1

      They did, it was the only war humans lost to other animals. Food crisis due to agricultural land getting damaged.

  • @Fuq_you
    @Fuq_you 2 года назад +1

    This is exactly how a normal day in Australia plays out.

  • @jordanstockley4774
    @jordanstockley4774 Год назад +1

    Bit late to the party but as a west Aussie that dig at Melbourne was a good one👌🏻 pronunciation was on point too

  • @mattiekoe598
    @mattiekoe598 3 года назад +100

    Alternative title: bald man subtly roasting Australia for 12 minutes straight

  • @cookedmelon3895
    @cookedmelon3895 3 года назад +86

    Pretty much just watched Fit insult Australia for 11 minutes

  • @gavindewald1634
    @gavindewald1634 3 года назад

    Congrats on 2M Fit!!

  • @Jetz.XD69
    @Jetz.XD69 2 года назад +2

    10:50 so its not just me that had this bug for once.......

  • @kevinchen4373
    @kevinchen4373 3 года назад +135

    Fit: Australia is the only country to lose a war to birds
    China: Am I a joke to you?

    • @byronghostbat7424
      @byronghostbat7424 3 года назад +7

      And they had 20 million deaths because of it

    • @bandurcer
      @bandurcer 3 года назад

      To sparrows, right?

    • @ninjajagyr
      @ninjajagyr 3 года назад +17

      nah china won the battle against birds but lost the battle against the swarm of insects that came as a result of having their preditors eliminated

    • @LittleWhole
      @LittleWhole 3 года назад +4

      They actually won the war though, the issue is they didn't think of what would happen next AFTER winning the war against the birds.

    • @ZudinGodofWar
      @ZudinGodofWar 3 года назад

      ?

  • @dalegendraxian1750
    @dalegendraxian1750 3 года назад +33

    This man had more alt accounts than I have brain cells

  • @herrscherofsalt1238
    @herrscherofsalt1238 2 года назад

    'now based on how destroyed this area is, I'm going to refer to it as Melbourne'
    This has me wheezing

  • @dominquedoty458
    @dominquedoty458 2 года назад +2

    Basically this.
    American 2b2t: Greif, GREIF MORE! WATCH THE WORLD BURN!!!
    Australian 2b2t: Random bullshit, go!

    • @CriticalMyth
      @CriticalMyth 2 года назад +2

      Nah it's more:let's join instantly be handed gear and larp about having "fans" and being "a very well known player"

    • @LOCKBlT
      @LOCKBlT 2 года назад

      @@CriticalMyth this

    • @CriticalMyth
      @CriticalMyth 2 года назад

      @@LOCKBlT yes

  • @lukeschwartz5042
    @lukeschwartz5042 3 года назад +35

    those Centrelink map arts had me laughing

  • @ONKlive
    @ONKlive 3 года назад +25

    My favorite quote ever, “thank you anonymous Australian, I will remember you forever”

  • @jonh3141
    @jonh3141 3 года назад +1

    4:07 The chat: Send cords!!
    Tin: No, I don’t think I will

  • @g2bbjd9jd54
    @g2bbjd9jd54 Год назад +1

    I love how at 1:04 the withers dance with the pace of background music

  • @Not_Me_Uejwufhewfhj3298ijf-we9
    @Not_Me_Uejwufhewfhj3298ijf-we9 3 года назад +49

    As a person that lives in Australia I have no words

    • @oli43ssen
      @oli43ssen 3 года назад +4

      lol i like ur name and profile picture

    • @Not_Me_Uejwufhewfhj3298ijf-we9
      @Not_Me_Uejwufhewfhj3298ijf-we9 3 года назад +2

      @@oli43ssen lol thx

    • @sickly300salt3
      @sickly300salt3 3 года назад

      @@Not_Me_Uejwufhewfhj3298ijf-we9 is it just me or is he over pronouncing the second A on Australia?

    • @MrE_YT
      @MrE_YT 3 года назад

      You just sent words tho

    • @wog6523
      @wog6523 3 года назад

      @@MrE_YT funny becuase positioning on earth ha ha me laugh

  • @CheePufStudios
    @CheePufStudios 3 года назад +47

    Wow, I was expecting it to be upside down.

    • @creativezito8500
      @creativezito8500 3 года назад +1

      ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

    • @user-yo7lb8iy8z
      @user-yo7lb8iy8z 3 года назад +3

      that's what I expect too

    • @MatthewHodges
      @MatthewHodges 3 года назад +3

      Just put on upside down shaders for the authentic experience

    • @evildude2135
      @evildude2135 3 года назад +4

      it's unrealistic. Here in Australia I can confirm that we have to hang on or we fall up.

    • @CheePufStudios
      @CheePufStudios 3 года назад +1

      @@evildude2135 yes

  • @PumpkinnLIVE
    @PumpkinnLIVE 3 года назад

    Congrats on 2mil Fit!

  • @TW-gy6to
    @TW-gy6to 2 года назад +3

    3:29 Chat: Anyone found fit?

    • @testsubject5865
      @testsubject5865 2 года назад +1

      turns out someone found fit

    • @CriticalMyth
      @CriticalMyth 2 года назад +1

      @@testsubject5865 I wonder who found fit

    • @testsubject5865
      @testsubject5865 2 года назад +1

      @@CriticalMyth i wonder

    • @CriticalMyth
      @CriticalMyth 2 года назад +1

      @@testsubject5865 couldnt have been u guys right?

    • @testsubject5865
      @testsubject5865 2 года назад +1

      @@CriticalMyth it couldnt have been, considering we didnt find him.

  • @oreono
    @oreono 3 года назад +52

    “you’re gettin some australian barbecue”
    thank you

  • @adonis9116
    @adonis9116 3 года назад +6

    8:13 *V-TEC JUST KICKED IN YOO!!* 😂

  • @spaghettist_
    @spaghettist_ Год назад +1

    11:21 that wither is just vibing

  • @BronzeJamo90
    @BronzeJamo90 2 года назад +1

    Holy shit, this is the closest a non Australian has ever gotten to saying Melbourne properly.

  • @dudedude2721
    @dudedude2721 3 года назад +27

    “Normal day in Australia”
    Can’t say that’s true, everything is right side up

    • @camila_lt
      @camila_lt 3 года назад

      It's edited for viewers comfort

  • @God-hp2gx
    @God-hp2gx 3 года назад +22

    I am an Australian, I can confirm Australia is always like this

    • @realism9999
      @realism9999 3 года назад +2

      Wait God is Australian?

    • @indecisionator
      @indecisionator 3 года назад +1

      I can confirm this, I am also australian

  • @bigolbootycheeks9138
    @bigolbootycheeks9138 3 года назад

    "VTEC just kicked in, y0!" Bruh, I haven't heard someone say that in YEARS! Fits throwing the early 2000s car slang around in here, bravo!

  • @LaMiaSorte
    @LaMiaSorte 3 года назад +2

    As someone who beat Hollow Knight I can confirm that this isn't what Australia is like.
    (Deepnest music plays)

  • @davidddrums
    @davidddrums 3 года назад +59

    I can just hear Schlatt saying, “You know, the Australians lost a war to these guys!”

  • @Liquid_Galaxy
    @Liquid_Galaxy 3 года назад +40

    Finally I can feel how an Australian playing 2b2t feels like

    • @robknight666
      @robknight666 3 года назад +1

      I am surprised someone didn't flip it upside down yet..

    • @creativezito8500
      @creativezito8500 3 года назад

      ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

    • @regenpalkar4385
      @regenpalkar4385 3 года назад

      @@creativezito8500 stop

  • @vyperegg123
    @vyperegg123 3 года назад +2

    10:45 im from Australia and this is 100% true

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 3 года назад +3

    Congratulations on hitting the 2m milestone.

  • @michaelsiegl5651
    @michaelsiegl5651 3 года назад +5

    8:08 "Vtec just kicked in yo" best thing this mans ever said