Has anyone noticed in all these streams jerma is obsessed with overly patterned walls, constantly adding stripes, when all his real life rooms are plain white with randomly placed sound tiles
That's not a flaw with the way jerma plays the game that's a flaw with most house "flippers" who remove all charm a house has and replaces it with easily marketable plain white, gray and beige with no personality whatsoever. He's just practicing for the irl house flipper stream.
15 mins in and Jerma thinks he's thought of a cool new sci-fi idea where you have to live in cars but ALSO have houses somehow built to accommodate their new lives
In this country, you gotta make the MonkaS first. Then when you get the MonkaS, you get the Poggers. Then when you get the Poggers, then you get the PeepoHappy
only Jerma can make me laugh my ass off even when i'm watching this before bed, his rant about dead creatures in walls and shoving 1000 crickets in there for no reason OMG XD
4:50:25 Did you know that bird watchers call themselves Twitchers? I'm not making this up, this was long before Twitch existed, look it up - it would add an extra layer of silliness to a jerma birdwatching stream lol
i thought they called themselves Twitters, maybe its different in the U.K.? there's a comedian from there who's referred to himself as a Twitter and he's an avid bird watcher
17:17 here’s a fun fact about Bird Box: the book it’s based on was written by one of the singers from the High Strung, the indie band behind the Shameless theme song.
55:48 Jerma, most people only years after your birth mostly grew up in apartments- ones they couldn't paint. I think I actually had only beige or dull green walls in the few houses we lived at.
I'm so upset that chat shut down the splatoon ost so fast, I waited so long to find a stream with my favorite game's ost in it and it seemed like everyone just hated it
There was a comment on the last house flipper vod like this and apologies for stealing the comment, but I find it weird how whenever jerma is laying floor tiles, he does it in oddly shaped bits and pieces where he could easily lay the entire floor at once. Just interesting to me
I imagine it strikes a nice balance of creative game with lots of opportunity for jokes but also very relaxed and lots of chances to talk it out with chat
7:32 House Flipper
1:18:21 Brb Ends
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0:00 CRACK TIME
Pro tip: you can watch series at flixzone. Me and my gf have been using it for watching all kinds of movies recently.
@Rhys Milan yea, have been watching on flixzone for since december myself =)
@Rhys Milan Yup, I've been watching on Flixzone for months myself =)
doing your crack before the stream starts is like eating all your popcorn before the movie starts
Yea you gotta save most of it for the comedy gold
Sitting there, waiting - unlit lighter under the charred spoon
I always finish my crack by the end of the pre stream chat!
@@dinonatorful Nah, you smoke it during the stream. Like a stoner watching a movie, except it's crack.
know that "they" say, never any "leftöver crack"
“I’m not gonna make a cartoon house this is MY house”
“So anyways people live in cars and they drive around in this house”
Jerma's streamed this game so much I hope the devs add his house in, complete with trash bags, Torture Me Elmer's, and suspicious white powder.
You forgot the dead bodies in the basement
@@emanonfound99 and apparently in the walls lol
Has anyone noticed in all these streams jerma is obsessed with overly patterned walls, constantly adding stripes, when all his real life rooms are plain white with randomly placed sound tiles
That’s why the game is fun for him
That's not a flaw with the way jerma plays the game that's a flaw with most house "flippers" who remove all charm a house has and replaces it with easily marketable plain white, gray and beige with no personality whatsoever. He's just practicing for the irl house flipper stream.
@@JacobKinsley based
55:00 i've got to timestamp this so i can come back and rewatch it whenever i want, holy shit
Love when Jerma does a bit SO good he has to end the stream because of it
omg that meatwad voice was so good, i was expecting something terrible
his Fauci was pretty good too
15 mins in and Jerma thinks he's thought of a cool new sci-fi idea where you have to live in cars but ALSO have houses somehow built to accommodate their new lives
The construction workers just pull up really close and lean out of the window
Isn't this just Cars
@@JacobKinsley I didn’t know In cars there was killer aliens
@@zuckbuck5022 In the "Unidentified Flying Mater" short there's aliens.
So Jerma's Dream House would actually be his house from Joel's Sims Meme House. Just 1 room with a toilet, small kitchen, bed and computer.
so a studio apartment
@@BountifulGames Yeah.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
5:11:10 - 5:15:30 is just a blast.
Oh god it doesn't even end there. Jerma has completely lost it.
Best Bit of the whole year
Its such a fucking descent into madness
2:06:47 jerma so often has guys in gorilla suits scream in his face he wonders if he was on a prank show once
I always watch Jerma streams at 2x speed so whenever he freaks out he sounds twice as deranged.
1:39:15 Starts painting while a Splatoon song is playing
In this country, you gotta make the MonkaS first. Then when you get the MonkaS, you get the Poggers. Then when you get the Poggers, then you get the PeepoHappy
Tell me about the komodohype, george
OH FUCKING FINALLY!!! A jerma vod, time to crack open my crack pipe again.
Everything from 5:10:00 to 5:15:35 was absolutely spectacularly magical.
5:10:00 to 5:17:00
i love that he doesn't even consider how he would get food in his dream house
jerma does not eat anywhere except fast food places
finally. crack time.
just like crackwork
Reminder this one started with Jerma saying oh yeah just going to finally make a normal house
Every time a door opens or closes I want to check an application that no longer exists to see who logged in.
THAT’S where i’ve heard it before!
only Jerma can make me laugh my ass off even when i'm watching this before bed, his rant about dead creatures in walls and shoving 1000 crickets in there for no reason OMG XD
crack device
1:37:15 no that’s Splattack
"This isn't like a P0RNO room!"
*starts looking for soundproofing*
NOW DON'T TELL GOKU
Sauron is the eye?!?! WTF Jerma why would you spoil LOTR I just stared reading the books yesterday.
Also wow you spoiled Bird Box.
finally
crack time
5:16:10 Why did Dutch suddenly appear
1:41:04 "is this 100 gecs? Sure. maybe."
5:11:25 Sounds like Dutch from Red Dead
3:17:11 for the start of Jerma making his gamer bathroom
4:50:25 Did you know that bird watchers call themselves Twitchers? I'm not making this up, this was long before Twitch existed, look it up - it would add an extra layer of silliness to a jerma birdwatching stream lol
i thought they called themselves Twitters, maybe its different in the U.K.? there's a comedian from there who's referred to himself as a Twitter and he's an avid bird watcher
1:20:15 “i’m gonna have to respectfully decline” -👨🏻💼
The "hoo haa keyboard sound" is a cuíca drum btw
Specifically it being rubbed on the rim of the ring
Ooooh
That was a damn good Meatwad.
I can't believe Jerma would spoil Peter Jackson's King Kong like that..
04:31:10 his gooncave...
"In the mover Birdbox"
So we Legend of Korra now
O H H E Y J I M M Y
5:07:00 impression of loud neighbours
17:17 here’s a fun fact about Bird Box: the book it’s based on was written by one of the singers from the High Strung, the indie band behind the Shameless theme song.
Shameless? The UK one?
KinnikuBoneman no, the American version.
@@notgarthbrooks6999 Oh, is that why Bird Box sucks?
KinnikuBoneman maybe; I haven’t read the book or seen the movie, but I do like the band.
@@kinnikuboneman based and true
MEATWAD IMPRESSION INBOUND
Hurry up and finish the house Jerma! The sun is exploding!
Don't tell anybody, Goku!
I think the answer to 1:50:00 is that it hides dirt well
genuinely shocked how good the meatwad voice was lol
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Jerma, most people only years after your birth mostly grew up in apartments- ones they couldn't paint.
I think I actually had only beige or dull green walls in the few houses we lived at.
this video is a triumph in comedy ;0;
It makes me so upset that he replaces wood flooring just because he says it’s noisy
streamer got possessed at the end there
@@sludgetime streamer so addicted it takes him 5 straight hours of non stop crack consumption for it to finally have an effect :(
2:30:33 NOT A REAL CLOCK.
Deranged streamer makes gamer computer bathroom to ZERK OFF with his four rolls of toilet paper
Odd's are there is one crackhead who watches jerma on a regular basis and uses only at certain parts.
Its me
Bird Watching Stream to void 100k off the debt, your move Jerma
I'm so upset that chat shut down the splatoon ost so fast, I waited so long to find a stream with my favorite game's ost in it and it seemed like everyone just hated it
i know right, i was just jamming out until the first negative comment lol
Cracktime
3:09:09 Jerma doesn't want to be the butt of chat's sex jokes.
There was a comment on the last house flipper vod like this and apologies for stealing the comment, but I find it weird how whenever jerma is laying floor tiles, he does it in oddly shaped bits and pieces where he could easily lay the entire floor at once. Just interesting to me
1:36:00 SPLATOON MENTIONED
"Goon Cave"
at 1:45:30 i thought he was about to start singing
10:59 - meatwad voice
1:49:50 Jerma has never touched Berber carpet confirmed
2:39:03
i was there
I WAS THERE!!
5:11:11 my siiiiides
just wait until house flipper 2
Crack time?
1:15:40
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The chandler ruined his fake house idea
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CRACK TIME
i thought leslie neilsen was steve martin
Crack. Time.
ritz
germ uh
the smrpg music is horrible oh my god
slurs
Wow, Splatoon's OST kinda sucks
Based
why is he still playing this game
He likes it
I imagine it strikes a nice balance of creative game with lots of opportunity for jokes but also very relaxed and lots of chances to talk it out with chat
@@blodus4521 He LOVES it
Because its a 9.5/10 game (will be a ten when you can build and remove stairs and windows, and outside walls)
@@zeallust8542 this was the only game on steam I've ever refunded but I get that people enjoy it
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