I found a way to add a sensor to my arduino microcontroller and now it will automatically open up an excel sheet when someone walks by. #technology #arduino #computer
Back in the 1970s I worked at a UK R&D lab where they were developing a TV system called Teletext (look it up on Wikipedia) for the BBC. It took advantage of the unused portions of the TV signal to carry data which could then be displayed on the screen of a suitably equipped TV. For a time it was very successful and widely used for the next 30 years. The developers had to have a real TV set to work with. It was the height of Summer and the test match cricket was on. So they rigged a microswitch on the lab door and a relay inside the set. They could then watch the cricket and if anyone opened the door the relay would switch the signal from cricket to the digital data they were supposed to be working on. There's nothing new under the sun!
Nice. I remember when we had the new Apple 2GS computers in grade school. Learned how to use BASIC codes to make stuff. Using soft floppy disks, and internet wasn't a thing yet then.
Thank you for the subtitles Mr.Teletext 😂🙏🏻 Page 888 had made my life as a deaf kid in Scotland easier! It let me watch along with the family, not hear it 2nd hand.
Back in the 80's and 90's, many programs (mostly games) famously had "boss buttons" that would do something similar. Press a key combo and some fake screen would pop up.
Can imagine, some games would poorly fake work of spreadsheet as a sabotage tho, Space Quest even outright tell how many hour you "wasted" playing the game
One joke boss key I remember, put up a full screen graphic of a fake game title screen (I believe it was a reference to an upcoming game) and after a pause, a text box appeared saying "...what were you expecting, Lotus 1-2-3?"
I remember the spreadsheet screen on games. It really would not fool anyone who looked closely or knew what the screen was supposed to look like. But if your boss didn't get close enough to see you could get away with it for a while. The early days of the Internet, 95 where you only had 1 computer on the Internet and it was dialup were great but the speed was horrible. I remember it took an entire weekend to download the Windows 95 updates. I think it was about 300 MBs. Just so long I remember needing to buy 95b from Microsoft because it wasn't available from stores in order to get the network software. Imagine not having networking in Windows. And the hubs, not a router, just a hub, to connect the PCs I had 50 ohm coax cable connection and switched to 10 base T in 97. And then when I had to get more than 1 PC on the Internet I had to buy a router for the DHCP They used to sell the routers and call them router switches. It was a big deal to have a Router at your house because most people didn't have more than 1 PC let alone a laptop. The first wifi was another big deal. The pcmcia cards for wifi were the way you added wifi to your laptop. Those were the days
This. We had screen monitoring on all devices connected to the network. I mean it was an ISP equipment control room and mission critical. But still everyone in and outside the room always had screen monitoring at ~10fps and stored on-site for 5 years.
Screen monitoring is technically illegal if there is not a legal requirement for doing it. It’s been proven that it r significantly reduces efficiency and has an extreme negative health impact (it literally gives people paranoia). Also, even if you manage to implement it without 80% if your staff rebelling violently, people will just do all the work on their laptop/tablet/phone and then transfer it to the monitored device.
Oof...I do healthcare software and have access to some of the prod data, so screen recording us would violate patient privacy laws :) Although I'm wondering if this gadget needs admin rights or if it's just sending an ALT-TAB or something like that...because I can't install a damn thing on my work laptop
@@nicolefloof Idk where you get this technicality of "it's illegal of there nothing making it legal"?? Like that's just a very roundabout way of saying it. Anyway, no, Employers can absolutely monitor and track employee behavior on company owned property i.e. the pcs. Employees are supposed to do private tasks on pc.
that's why you use an app or create code to create a fake display simulating your workspace over top of the real windows which you're fooling around on, so your boss will see you working, but this isn't really going to work either. he will notice your lack of work getting done. what you need to do is create an Ai to do your work for you and not tell anyone about it, but do have a way to pause its actions so that when your boss walks in, you begin typing and clicking.
@@sharky-1992 Yeah it is really strange to think that for a long time there was only Local Web or National Web and that only "Now" We have a World Wide Web
I know it's just a novelty but it will only be useful in a job that has some free time available. Wish I had the luxury to sit around doing nothing even for a few minutes but I can't waste time because of daily deadlines.
I did something similar to this in an electronics lab in college. Except, instead of the motion sensor being programmed to send windows commands, it sent commands to a PLC to activate a switch, that was then wired to an array of lights, that would light up a different color light, depending on which door someone came through.
@@Marcos_Lycan Luckily, these days, ChatGPT will do all the heavy lifting for you. Back in the early 2000s, it took me like a week or two to get my program right (no gitub repos to copy/paste from, and no programming forums to post questions. You were on your own), but ChatGPT spit out this working code in about 2 seconds lmao: # Filename: motion_light_control.py import RPi.GPIO as GPIO import subprocess import time MOTION_SENSOR_PIN = 14 # Replace with the actual GPIO pin number def setup(): GPIO.setmode(GPIO.BCM) GPIO.setup(MOTION_SENSOR_PIN, GPIO.IN) def detect_motion(): return GPIO.input(MOTION_SENSOR_PIN) def execute_command(command): subprocess.run(command, shell=True) def main(): print("Motion Detection System Activated") try: while True: if detect_motion(): print("Motion Detected!") # Add logic to determine which door and execute corresponding command # Example: execute_command("your_windows_command_here") time.sleep(2) # Avoid multiple triggers during motion time.sleep(0.1) # Delay to avoid high CPU usage except KeyboardInterrupt: print(" Motion Detection System Deactivated") finally: GPIO.cleanup() if __name__ == "__main__": setup() main() This is truly an amazing time, with AI becoming this advanced.
@@MrWaalkman Oh man, I'm 46 and these labs were over 20 years ago (forgot many of the specifics), but I'm pretty confident we used Allen Bradley PLCs. But honestly, any PLC would work. This is just a pretty basic project designed for beginner electrical engineering students and weekend garage hobbyists.
@@Fermion. Yeah, here in the States it's likely to be AB (Rockwell). Or as we used to say, "You can get better but you can't pay more." :) And I have a GE 90-30 here at the house. Not exactly GE's finest hour with that turd. But it's hard to turn down a free PLC. :) I'm happily retired these days, only doing projects for friends every so often. You still in the game?
Man if only the ability to think came free with your ability to type out comments. It’s obvious that this would be useful in many applications, most likely being when someone enters your office. If they wanted, they could add Bluetooth and set it anywhere for any use
@@nora-bee saying “it’s a joke” doesn’t necessarily fix anything. How am I supposed to just guess that you’re joking? This is the internet…it’s full of stupidity. Take it all with a grain of salt. (I say that, even after my last comment, as none of this is relevant in the full scope of life)
@@Mobile-ir6cvMaybe if your ability to think came free with the ability to assume that this might be a joke, we wouldn't be in this situation in the first place?
"Oh, the horses and carriages in that region look way better than mine, I have no chance over there..." Or she might say "oh no, another one posing with the carriage"
Rather than plug in a device your IT/IS team might be able to see, just get a keyboard that can use macros and set a macro key to open a work document. You can also use the magical "alt-tab" key to just switch to an open window since excel can sometimes take a sec to open. The macro key can be more all encompassing though, because you can close what you're doing *and* switch to a work window specifically in a single button press if you know how to make that work.
He did another video using a foot pedal, which is its own keyboard device and completely unsuspicious, while being just as quick and your fingers don't have to quickly press anything.
Reminds me of the "boss key" which used to be a thing in DOS games where if you were playing at work and saw the boss coming, you could hit the boss key and or would put up a DOS prompt and you could be like "sorry boss, my spreadsheet just crashed I'm trying to reconnect to the server now."
Yea, I bet this guys job is super super easy... I really dont get it. If you work from home, it cant be that bad :/ My job is hybrid (1 week in, 3 weeks wfh) as helpdesk, and the pace is so easy broooo
I love that his idea of “doing something he’s not supposed to” is checking out Amish buggies- 😂😂. It is literally the exact opposite of computer programming though, so I can see why his boss would see him as a traitor if he’s going Amish!!😂
@@R_Jon it can be frustrating sometimes, that’s for sure. It’s most annoying trick on my iPhone is turning “were” into “we’re”, the contraction of “we are” or “we were”.
I made something similar: I used a motion detection software on my PC with the webcam pointing at the door behind me. I always was listening to music with headphones and if someone was in the door the volume went down and it showed me an intruder alarm.
Awesome idea! Hook up a battery inside the box, put the mcu to sleep mode and add some code to wake it up when the pir activates to let the battery last longer and maybe send the Excel sheet code start code via wireless usb or a Bluetooth gizmo 😊
@@goldy6772 🤣🤣🤣 because that's boring and the point is to use the computer while you sit there, switch to Excel when you leave the computer defeats the purpose. That means you actually work in front of the computer, which is exactly what he is trying to avoid 😅
@@oscareriksson9414 you’re not working if you’re playing games up until you decide to leave. Why have a machine switch the computer to an excel tab if you can just do it yourself before leaving it
I had an old electric typewriter/word processor that had word processing and spreadsheet programs. it had form-design and banner printing functions (it would make a giant page-sized single letter made of many auto-typed characters by the typewriter) as well as Tetris. If you hit a key combination (just like alt-tab) while playing Tetris it would jump to the most recently opened spreadsheet or document instantly. This was back in the 90s.
Boss on day 1: aah checking sales? Nice work Boss on day 2: didnt you check sales yesterday? Boss on day 3: you have got to do something other than check sales...
Opera gx with that new F12 function (for more context, opera litterly showed a boured monitor, you can guess what that means, whenever you press f12 key it'll take you to a random website and close your previous tab, upon pressing f12 again it'll return you to your previous tabs and destroy the decoy)
Back in the 1970s I worked at a UK R&D lab where they were developing a TV system called Teletext (look it up on Wikipedia) for the BBC. It took advantage of the unused portions of the TV signal to carry data which could then be displayed on the screen of a suitably equipped TV. For a time it was very successful and widely used for the next 30 years.
The developers had to have a real TV set to work with. It was the height of Summer and the test match cricket was on. So they rigged a microswitch on the lab door and a relay inside the set. They could then watch the cricket and if anyone opened the door the relay would switch the signal from cricket to the digital data they were supposed to be working on.
There's nothing new under the sun!
Nice. I remember when we had the new Apple 2GS computers in grade school. Learned how to use BASIC codes to make stuff. Using soft floppy disks, and internet wasn't a thing yet then.
We can now not only get an Amiga 1200 to output a Teletext signal, but can play Worms on it, so there are plenty of folks who still love this system
Thank you for the subtitles Mr.Teletext 😂🙏🏻
Page 888 had made my life as a deaf kid in Scotland easier!
It let me watch along with the family, not hear it 2nd hand.
I miss the games on Teletext 😂 the kids of today will never know
AHH the good days
Boss: “why is your computer plugged into a cardboard box?”
boss i can explian
My cardboard box needs charged sir
“boss i can explain, it’s actually a time travel machine but you won’t understand because im from the future 😅”
He's r'tarded, fired
Oh he didn’t mention it was plugged in. I was thinking Bluetooth.
Back in the 80's and 90's, many programs (mostly games) famously had "boss buttons" that would do something similar. Press a key combo and some fake screen would pop up.
Can imagine, some games would poorly fake work of spreadsheet as a sabotage tho, Space Quest even outright tell how many hour you "wasted" playing the game
Perhaps most audaciously, Leisure Suit Larry.
One joke boss key I remember, put up a full screen graphic of a fake game title screen (I believe it was a reference to an upcoming game) and after a pause, a text box appeared saying "...what were you expecting, Lotus 1-2-3?"
I remember the spreadsheet screen on games.
It really would not fool anyone who looked closely or knew what the screen was supposed to look like.
But if your boss didn't get close enough to see you could get away with it for a while.
The early days of the Internet, 95 where you only had 1 computer on the Internet and it was dialup were great but the speed was horrible.
I remember it took an entire weekend to download the Windows 95 updates. I think it was about 300 MBs.
Just so long
I remember needing to buy 95b from Microsoft because it wasn't available from stores in order to get the network software.
Imagine not having networking in Windows.
And the hubs, not a router, just a hub, to connect the PCs
I had 50 ohm coax cable connection and switched to 10 base T in 97.
And then when I had to get more than 1 PC on the Internet I had to buy a router for the DHCP
They used to sell the routers and call them router switches.
It was a big deal to have a Router at your house because most people didn't have more than 1 PC let alone a laptop.
The first wifi was another big deal.
The pcmcia cards for wifi were the way you added wifi to your laptop.
Those were the days
I remember the boss button! Blast from the past
Boss: "Do you know your screen is being monitored long ago?"
This. We had screen monitoring on all devices connected to the network. I mean it was an ISP equipment control room and mission critical. But still everyone in and outside the room always had screen monitoring at ~10fps and stored on-site for 5 years.
Screen monitoring is technically illegal if there is not a legal requirement for doing it. It’s been proven that it r significantly reduces efficiency and has an extreme negative health impact (it literally gives people paranoia). Also, even if you manage to implement it without 80% if your staff rebelling violently, people will just do all the work on their laptop/tablet/phone and then transfer it to the monitored device.
Oof...I do healthcare software and have access to some of the prod data, so screen recording us would violate patient privacy laws :)
Although I'm wondering if this gadget needs admin rights or if it's just sending an ALT-TAB or something like that...because I can't install a damn thing on my work laptop
@@nicolefloof Idk where you get this technicality of "it's illegal of there nothing making it legal"?? Like that's just a very roundabout way of saying it. Anyway, no, Employers can absolutely monitor and track employee behavior on company owned property i.e. the pcs. Employees are supposed to do private tasks on pc.
that's why you use an app or create code to create a fake display simulating your workspace over top of the real windows which you're fooling around on, so your boss will see you working, but this isn't really going to work either. he will notice your lack of work getting done. what you need to do is create an Ai to do your work for you and not tell anyone about it, but do have a way to pause its actions so that when your boss walks in, you begin typing and clicking.
"Don't tell my boss I made this"
*Posts on the World Wide Web*
You just threw me back 15 years when you said "world wide web"
Boss: "Yeahh..... i think i'll have to fire this guy."
@@sharky-1992 A trip down memory lane.
@@sharky-1992 Yeah it is really strange to think that for a long time there was only Local Web or National Web and that only "Now" We have a World Wide Web
@wadej7531 😂
My slow computer: I'm gonna destroy this man's whole carrier
What are you carrying?
@@Torkee00
Man is obviously playing Battleship...
...and the NPC is winning.
You’re going to destroy T-mobile?
Boss: Why you working so slow?
Guy: because i type very slow
Because you keep walking into my house.
"Can't you type any faster?"
I know it's just a novelty but it will only be useful in a job that has some free time available. Wish I had the luxury to sit around doing nothing even for a few minutes but I can't waste time because of daily deadlines.
I did something similar to this in an electronics lab in college. Except, instead of the motion sensor being programmed to send windows commands, it sent commands to a PLC to activate a switch, that was then wired to an array of lights, that would light up a different color light, depending on which door someone came through.
Cool I want to see and try at home security
@@Marcos_Lycan Luckily, these days, ChatGPT will do all the heavy lifting for you.
Back in the early 2000s, it took me like a week or two to get my program right (no gitub repos to copy/paste from, and no programming forums to post questions. You were on your own), but ChatGPT spit out this working code in about 2 seconds lmao:
# Filename: motion_light_control.py
import RPi.GPIO as GPIO
import subprocess
import time
MOTION_SENSOR_PIN = 14 # Replace with the actual GPIO pin number
def setup():
GPIO.setmode(GPIO.BCM)
GPIO.setup(MOTION_SENSOR_PIN, GPIO.IN)
def detect_motion():
return GPIO.input(MOTION_SENSOR_PIN)
def execute_command(command):
subprocess.run(command, shell=True)
def main():
print("Motion Detection System Activated")
try:
while True:
if detect_motion():
print("Motion Detected!")
# Add logic to determine which door and execute corresponding command
# Example: execute_command("your_windows_command_here")
time.sleep(2) # Avoid multiple triggers during motion
time.sleep(0.1) # Delay to avoid high CPU usage
except KeyboardInterrupt:
print("
Motion Detection System Deactivated")
finally:
GPIO.cleanup()
if __name__ == "__main__":
setup()
main()
This is truly an amazing time, with AI becoming this advanced.
What brand of PLC?
@@MrWaalkman Oh man, I'm 46 and these labs were over 20 years ago (forgot many of the specifics), but I'm pretty confident we used Allen Bradley PLCs.
But honestly, any PLC would work. This is just a pretty basic project designed for beginner electrical engineering students and weekend garage hobbyists.
@@Fermion. Yeah, here in the States it's likely to be AB (Rockwell). Or as we used to say, "You can get better but you can't pay more." :) And I have a GE 90-30 here at the house. Not exactly GE's finest hour with that turd. But it's hard to turn down a free PLC. :)
I'm happily retired these days, only doing projects for friends every so often. You still in the game?
Your boss physically walks into your room when you're working from home?
Man if only the ability to think came free with your ability to type out comments.
It’s obvious that this would be useful in many applications, most likely being when someone enters your office. If they wanted, they could add Bluetooth and set it anywhere for any use
You don't risk building this at the office. You build and test at home and then quickly deploy at the office.
@@Mobile-ir6cv It was a joke dude, no need to go for the throat
@@nora-bee saying “it’s a joke” doesn’t necessarily fix anything. How am I supposed to just guess that you’re joking? This is the internet…it’s full of stupidity.
Take it all with a grain of salt. (I say that, even after my last comment, as none of this is relevant in the full scope of life)
@@Mobile-ir6cvMaybe if your ability to think came free with the ability to assume that this might be a joke, we wouldn't be in this situation in the first place?
Don't tell my boss...
Posts on RUclips 😂
Plot twist: he doesn’t have a boss
🤦
@@partypat7229he is his own boss 🗿
Htf would you know who his boss is?
you need to add a pull pants up functionality
A cheap way would be to reuse a junk car's automatic seatbelt system - it already moves something back and forth relatively quickly and safely.
Rotfl. All guys are like 'uh huh' exactly.
lol. Best comment.
@@xavier6130 Didn't they remove those because idiots kept getting their head snagged? I'd be afraid of getting turned into a eunuch.
Bro actually working on a solution@@xavier6130
The fact that he was looking up Amish Dating 😂
🤣🤣🤣😆
HAHAHAHA - Good spot. I'll pay more attention here forth!
🤔 Seems like its some alegory is going on here
"Oh, the horses and carriages in that region look way better than mine, I have no chance over there..."
Or she might say "oh no, another one posing with the carriage"
what about the pooping pooches calendar ?? lmao
Implying your work allows you to plug in non-whitelisted peripherals.
You need to make a tutorial!
Yeah, Gd luck learning Java!
Edit: It's C#. Which I'm still not learning.
@@edvinas5555I know a bit of Java
It's not java it's coding Arduino
@@beatside1234 I’ve done a tiny bit of experimenting with an Arduino. It’s pretty similar to Java
@@edvinas5555 besides, if he makes a tutorial he could have the code ready to download
"The administrator has disabled access to this feature."
Amish Tinder: lets build the barn together
Amish tinder would be 'let's build a fire together'
Your boss is your boyfriend. Clearly.
I did something similar to this, but instead of a micro controller I threw a blanket over the monitor.
You need to have them mass produced.
You'll be a Billionaire within a year!🤣
That sadly has truth in it 😔
1 day
"I just wrote some code for it.... Easy." 😅
Just chargimg my box
Are you having a cockroach as your pet?
I don't have to tell your boss, you did it yourself.
are we not going to talk about the giant roach just chillin there?
Next tutorial how to get a new job
Was that a cockroach on the desk
And pooping pooches calendar? 😆
Yea, to keep the boss from staying long watching the spreadsheet.
Lmao wtf, is it fake maybe? Disgusting.
The boss watching the video: gotcha.
Dude, you just told him yourself.
Rather than plug in a device your IT/IS team might be able to see, just get a keyboard that can use macros and set a macro key to open a work document. You can also use the magical "alt-tab" key to just switch to an open window since excel can sometimes take a sec to open.
The macro key can be more all encompassing though, because you can close what you're doing *and* switch to a work window specifically in a single button press if you know how to make that work.
He did another video using a foot pedal, which is its own keyboard device and completely unsuspicious, while being just as quick and your fingers don't have to quickly press anything.
The panic hot key press can raise suspicions, especially if it happens every time.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boss_key I remember them as a kid. Obviously never saw the point.
Until Computer lags💀
Windows update finally has a use🙂
Reminds me of the "boss key" which used to be a thing in DOS games where if you were playing at work and saw the boss coming, you could hit the boss key and or would put up a DOS prompt and you could be like "sorry boss, my spreadsheet just crashed I'm trying to reconnect to the server now."
bruh if i saw a random unmarked box on my employees desk i would think it was some kind of drug
you wont have to tell your boss this because he'll just see your productivity decreasing and he'll know
Yea, I bet this guys job is super super easy... I really dont get it. If you work from home, it cant be that bad :/
My job is hybrid (1 week in, 3 weeks wfh) as helpdesk, and the pace is so easy broooo
@@NutkeyDoesMinecraftthe videos a joke..
Can you make a video explaining how you did it?
You will get fired for security breach if your organization doesn't allow plugging in non-approved usb devices.
The dislike are from the bosses
I love that his idea of “doing something he’s not supposed to” is checking out Amish buggies- 😂😂. It is literally the exact opposite of computer programming though, so I can see why his boss would see him as a traitor if he’s going Amish!!😂
I don't think the word "trader" means what you think it means
@@danieldaniels7571 thanks. Spell check is sometimes great- until it changes your words to something else! I appreciate the catch.
@@R_Jon it can be frustrating sometimes, that’s for sure. It’s most annoying trick on my iPhone is turning “were” into “we’re”, the contraction of “we are” or “we were”.
My guy is slowly turning into a CIA operative
This would be a good horror movie prank. Imagine if someone walk into a dark room and then the computer opened with scary words, pictures or videos.
Lmfao "catalytic inverter"😂
It's amazing how much work an employee will do to get out of doing work😂
Holy moly, he's a genius 😆
A simple switch on the hinge side of the door with a thin wire around the frame would be so much more discrete.
I highly recommend giving the names on that spread sheet a read
Bro killing it on the horn fluid and flux capacitors
Old games had a "Boss Key", you went and made a Boss Box using an IoT device.
OP forgot about the camera his boss had installed in the ceiling over OPs shoulder so he didn't have to walk into the office.
Boss “ what are you doing on excel, I thought I ask you to do phone calls”
Agreed. I also won't tell him he hired a buffoon.
You are the most dedicated employee of the month...again! Amazing.
Your boss is literally the first to view this video 😂
I love that Office Space is playing on the screen at the beginning. Great movie!
"And I put it in this box, so no-one could tell"
Bwah-ha-ha-ha! Your sense of humor is not lost on me! 👍
boss:why the fuck do you have a roach
Nice project.
Morpheus: you think those are stocks you are trading?
Smiths: Only human.
Its a fancy boss key
I made something similar: I used a motion detection software on my PC with the webcam pointing at the door behind me. I always was listening to music with headphones and if someone was in the door the volume went down and it showed me an intruder alarm.
Awesome ! I want to learn how to do this ! ( sensors, communicating with computer )
Perfect for those being forced to work in call centers.
ACTUALLY, this can help with room mate problems. Recording and Documenting is an important part of protecting yourself.
Boss: "Don't tell my employee that I installed a hidden camera!" 😁
That is honestly genius, and I'm certain a lot of people would pay good money for one.
Awesome idea! Hook up a battery inside the box, put the mcu to sleep mode and add some code to wake it up when the pir activates to let the battery last longer and maybe send the Excel sheet code start code via wireless usb or a Bluetooth gizmo 😊
Why not just always switch the computer to excel manually every time you leave the computer
Useless invention stupid idea
@@goldy6772 🤣🤣🤣 because that's boring and the point is to use the computer while you sit there, switch to Excel when you leave the computer defeats the purpose. That means you actually work in front of the computer, which is exactly what he is trying to avoid 😅
@@oscareriksson9414 you’re not working if you’re playing games up until you decide to leave. Why have a machine switch the computer to an excel tab if you can just do it yourself before leaving it
The fake, prank roach in the background, lol. My dad loves using these at the office.
This video was just an elaborate ruse to see who would not question the presence of the cockroach.
What cockroach? I’m still going WTF about the calendar!
Computer: I'll decide to freeze right now
Sorry, I told your boss. He wants to talk to you. Right now!
Its all fine till it malfunctions 💀
We do some coding with them at school rn! Glad I followed you
Meanwhile, my PC, would open that screen a few days later
Boss discovers it: "Uh, can you make one for me?".
Boss sees this video: “pack up your box and go”
Bro….you…are….a….GENIUS
BOSS KEY: 2024 edition.
Boss: I was going to tell you what great work you’ve been doing, but then I saw that pooping pooches calendar. You’re fired!
GENIUS! Hide the box/cable better though.
Pooping pooches is a calendar?!
That's absolutely ingenious. Naughty and brilliant.
i did this and my boss asked what the fuck i was doing in excel
I worked nights next to a hotel. It was pretty quiet so the guy there sets up motion detectors every night so he can sleep.
Boss: what are you listening to while doing a spreadsheet?
The boss: Come back, I want to see that Amish dating app again
Boss: Can I use your PC real quick?
You should make a tutorial, bro!
You have some unique videos… so much mind blowing.
Boss key was a thing in the ‘90s
Best use for an arduino ever!
I too have a "thing" for Amish websites, wink wink, nudge nudge, know-whadda-mean?
Working hard or hardly working today?
- Working hard on a device to conceal my hardly working habits…
thats a lot of blinker fluid you got there
Tinder had something very simiar to this for the Desktop Web App
your boss looks chill
I had an old electric typewriter/word processor that had word processing and spreadsheet programs. it had form-design and banner printing functions (it would make a giant page-sized single letter made of many auto-typed characters by the typewriter) as well as Tetris. If you hit a key combination (just like alt-tab) while playing Tetris it would jump to the most recently opened spreadsheet or document instantly. This was back in the 90s.
I feel wrongfully "something"😂
Boss on day 1: aah checking sales? Nice work
Boss on day 2: didnt you check sales yesterday?
Boss on day 3: you have got to do something other than check sales...
Thankfully the “boss” will never see it because well he’s always working just like a boss is supposed to
No one gonna talk about the "amish dating"
And Pooping Pooches
"Don't tell my boss[...]" *Proceeds fo share for the whole world*
Opera gx with that new F12 function (for more context, opera litterly showed a boured monitor, you can guess what that means, whenever you press f12 key it'll take you to a random website and close your previous tab, upon pressing f12 again it'll return you to your previous tabs and destroy the decoy)
The boss watching this O_O
HEEYYYY @BOSS HE MADE THISSSSSS