An adult announcing his own birthday on the internet is one of the saddest things you'll ever see. These losers will shoehorn "it's my birthday" into any conversation with the hopes that someone will wish them a disingenuous and meaningless "happy birthday!". That goes for John as well as the other sad cases in the chat that feel the need to announce it (superchatting "It's my birthday" is even sadder).
I’ve hated my birthday almost my whole life. It’s obligations and phone calls and thanking people for something I don’t want. Why do any adults enjoy this?
@@RicArmstrong The sores are likely due to the aggressive scratching. The itchiness is probably due to the accumulation of bile salts. SJ is a massive drunk. If he quit cold turkey it could kill him. He'd need a medically supervised detox, which wouldn't be pretty.
@@RicArmstrong I was one of them, though not as far gone as John. He seems to have either accepted his fate or lives under a mountain of denial. For a guy like John, I'd say denial is his biggest problem. He's too narcissistic to admit he has a massive problem. Even the shape of his body points to liver disease. Massive belly with atrophied arm muscles.
100% the reason he has a hard out is because he's promised someone in his life that he won't drink on the air. So instead he got drunk before hand and only gave Rob 1 hour because any longer and he'd really start losing his buzz.
Might need more than 20. Not only has he been drinking heavily every day for decades. But, have you seen that disproportionately large gut (in comparison to the rest of his body) of his? I'm setting the over/under at 30.5 beers for him to puke, and I personally would take the over
He never really does, it's the same thing on his own podcast with Anthony. He'll give an obvious/begrudged light courtesy laugh at times just to be civil but otherwise it's strictly genuine laughs only. Doug rules
John is a walking disaster, but Karl can really stretch and try too hard to rag on John at times. I guess you have to if you are going to dump on the same individual for hours and hours though...
God. It was one thing as a kid to get cheap liquor... No offense to you meant, it says a LOT more about this "dynamic duo" that 99 shots, or even full on bottles, is a thing to them. I had my bad times of drinking Steel Reserve, because it was cheap and did the job when I was broke. John might as well jump on that miserable train, but I think he's too stupid,even for an alcoholic, to do the math.
John reminds me of that Robot Chicken sketch of Living Lohan. Long story short, she's like: "Shtap following meeehhh!" She then grabs the camera, leans in, and whispers: "Follo meeeeh!" The only work he does for his show, is to pander for attention, even if it means lying, talking shit he can't back, making mistakes that don't really harm him [while constantly making actual mistakes several times a show, every show]. He doesn't want a good show, because it takes work. Just like his family, his health, his reputation, everything else....
Someone having to take mass transit to work is defined as a loser? Perhaps I misheard Karl. If not, that’s rather elitist. I don’t recall his name, but the guest who pointed out that he doesn’t like to trash-talk over the amount of money someone makes, has my profound respect.
The version 2 meaning of loser in the Dabbleverse is creating a paradox. Now a loser is somebody who has to call somebody a loser to feel like they aren't a loser after being called a loser over and over. The original meaning is still present but the word loser is nearly useless now.
When did karl get so stuck up? He made 10 comments about Rob being poor! At one point Karl Said who cares it’s your birthday my life is so awesome. Every day is like a birthday for me. wtf Karl fuck
3-99 Peanut butter flavor…99’s are just sugar liquor with shatty flavor. Same alcohol in White Claws too…red faced and tastes like a cat shat in your mouth
Holy shit you’re right I forgot about Vegas beer Jerry. Did he ever post vids or anything about his time with John? I wonder if he ever took screen shots of them hanging out
Jenny Jingles would have wanted what's his name's attention, but she doesn't want to get a dog's sloppy seconds. He's the reason why you shouldn't expect riches or freebies.
A toddler is super excited about their birthday. A spoiled teenage girl demands a birthday week. An immature person feels they deserve gifts, And then there’s John. The worst conglomeration of all of the above. He is a sloppy alcoholic who badly needs rehab but has no one in his life that loves him enough to intervene
Dude, my son and I both sleep with our arms straight out like a Frankenstein sometimes lol. I generally only do one at a time, while i self sooth, rubbing my own arm. But the boy, he does both arms sometimes lol. He also pets himself like dad lol. Ya boy didnt do too bad did he!!!
I wanna ask Enby how John is still alive with the way he lives. Enby, what's his secret to surviving a deadbeat life, wallowing in his and his cat's filth, while drinking and popping pills everyday? (Enby 23:50)
John is never going to change. That would involve self-reflection. We will see John continue to get worse. More green screen disasters/technical/health issues to come.
After the Leno reunion aka “John’s gig” (his words not mine) we got a video of him pulling away drunk. I tried to find the year, make and model of his car using features like head and tail lights. If I can remember accurately it was an entry level Mercedes from 2007ish. I believe the going rate for that car was like $5,000-7,000 in similar condition. How much do you think VBSJ loaned him to get the title? $500? $1,000?
I think Rob Saul wants so bad to have a drunk sream with SJ....like the one SJ and DG had. That's why Rob's trying so hard to get his girly booze so he can catch a buzz asap. 😄 It's quite pathetic. 😆
John is incompetent. Everything that happened to him his success was dumb luck. Now, the luck has left him. Relying on talent he really doesn't have is the reason he isn't in Hollywood in some capacity, even lowly associate producer. I would love to be an associate producer anywhere. John's word is his bond until it isn't.
“I haven’t done a drunk show in a long time…”
Also StutJo: “I’ve nevah been drunk while I’m doing a show!”
"The blind leading the bland" is gold
Im 4 years older than john - i haven't celebrated a birthday in 30 years.
You STILL celebrated birthdays in your 30's?
@@metallives529what a loosah!
@@bigmoose99 lol yeah
@@metallives529 you better enjoy your birthdays before you can't
That's sad. Do you have friends? Fammily?
What a wonderful treasure to find during a Sunday morning BM
Corn?
@@bigmoose99 Not this time. I had turkey taco soup last night.
@@megadeth652that sounds lovely.
@@CoachesCorner519 indeed it was. Tasty and healthy. Trying to shred a few lbs.
Yeah that goes hand in hand
"The blind leading the bland" 😂
Yay over 30 minutes of buffoonery
Skol! 🍻
The blind leading the bland. 😂
We need a montage Prod. Chris one-liners frfrfrfr.
An adult announcing his own birthday on the internet is one of the saddest things you'll ever see. These losers will shoehorn "it's my birthday" into any conversation with the hopes that someone will wish them a disingenuous and meaningless "happy birthday!". That goes for John as well as the other sad cases in the chat that feel the need to announce it (superchatting "It's my birthday" is even sadder).
I’ve hated my birthday almost my whole life. It’s obligations and phone calls and thanking people for something I don’t want. Why do any adults enjoy this?
100% dead on.
Hey today is my birthday 🎈🎂
Happy birthday @@FlatTruther!!! 🎉
“A very small number, like 15.” 😆
Rob moves his head like Ray Charles at the piano
The itchy palms are a sign of liver disease. Tick-tock, SJ
Do you think that's how he keeps getting open sores on his hands?
@@RicArmstrong The sores are likely due to the aggressive scratching. The itchiness is probably due to the accumulation of bile salts. SJ is a massive drunk. If he quit cold turkey it could kill him. He'd need a medically supervised detox, which wouldn't be pretty.
@@JimmyKay1976
Wow, that's horrible.
I don't think he'll ever stop drinking.
I've known alcoholics like him and they live in a world of delusions
@@RicArmstrong I was one of them, though not as far gone as John. He seems to have either accepted his fate or lives under a mountain of denial. For a guy like John, I'd say denial is his biggest problem. He's too narcissistic to admit he has a massive problem. Even the shape of his body points to liver disease. Massive belly with atrophied arm muscles.
@@JimmyKay1976
Well glad to hear you got out of it 👍
100% the reason he has a hard out is because he's promised someone in his life that he won't drink on the air. So instead he got drunk before hand and only gave Rob 1 hour because any longer and he'd really start losing his buzz.
Can’t afford his title but can afford Yankee playoff tickets. That’s the Duke logic
Dont mess with the “Puke”. He might vomit on you after his 20th beer.
Might need more than 20.
Not only has he been drinking heavily every day for decades. But, have you seen that disproportionately large gut (in comparison to the rest of his body) of his?
I'm setting the over/under at 30.5 beers for him to puke, and I personally would take the over
The way John is positioned in the thumbnail makes the sign behind him say 'The Puke'.
😂😂😂😂
Love how Doug isn't just automatically going along with Karls nonsense.
He never really does, it's the same thing on his own podcast with Anthony. He'll give an obvious/begrudged light courtesy laugh at times just to be civil but otherwise it's strictly genuine laughs only. Doug rules
John is a walking disaster, but Karl can really stretch and try too hard to rag on John at times. I guess you have to if you are going to dump on the same individual for hours and hours though...
Cant wait for the "Over/Under" for when his mic gets turned on durong Rico tonight😂
The same company that makes 99 banana makes a peanut butter flavor. Thats what he's ordering. I'm a common drunk, i know these things.
God. It was one thing as a kid to get cheap liquor...
No offense to you meant, it says a LOT more about this "dynamic duo" that 99 shots, or even full on bottles, is a thing to them.
I had my bad times of drinking Steel Reserve, because it was cheap and did the job when I was broke.
John might as well jump on that miserable train, but I think he's too stupid,even for an alcoholic, to do the math.
@@deadjuice1880 no offense taken. I don't drink that stuff, I just know what it is because I used to.
I verbally cringed out 4 separate times. Omg they're awful
Is Karl pretending John isn’t doing a bit with his green screen issues, a bit?
John reminds me of that Robot Chicken sketch of Living Lohan.
Long story short, she's like: "Shtap following meeehhh!"
She then grabs the camera, leans in, and whispers:
"Follo meeeeh!"
The only work he does for his show, is to pander for attention, even if it means lying, talking shit he can't back, making mistakes that don't really harm him [while constantly making actual mistakes several times a show, every show].
He doesn't want a good show, because it takes work. Just like his family, his health, his reputation, everything else....
Drunky John is my favorite character
Jon should audition to do voice over evil laughs for cartoon trolls and other gross creatures on TV. He'd be perfect
"It's "J-O-H-N"....you dumb fuck!"
No matter where John goes, he needs to be the center of attention. I despise him
Someone having to take mass transit to work is defined as a loser? Perhaps I misheard Karl. If not, that’s rather elitist. I don’t recall his name, but the guest who pointed out that he doesn’t like to trash-talk over the amount of money someone makes, has my profound respect.
Nice way to wake up!!!
19:50 the look on john face he thinks he is so cool
It’s 100% a bit and you know it’s a bit
John is definitely a winner, spending your birthday weekend alone getting drunk, definite winner, Rob and John are the definition of LOSERS
A poor person order??? Who do you think you are?
John is the guy that stops the microwave before the timer so he doesn't hear it beep
Using rain water to style your hair is sweet
The version 2 meaning of loser in the Dabbleverse is creating a paradox. Now a loser is somebody who has to call somebody a loser to feel like they aren't a loser after being called a loser over and over. The original meaning is still present but the word loser is nearly useless now.
When did karl get so stuck up? He made 10 comments about Rob being poor! At one point Karl Said who cares it’s your birthday my life is so awesome. Every day is like a birthday for me. wtf Karl fuck
3-99 Peanut butter flavor…99’s are just sugar liquor with shatty flavor.
Same alcohol in White Claws too…red faced and tastes like a cat shat in your mouth
I think John is slowly winning against Karl. Karl’s soul has John’s grubby fingerprints on it. Sorry Karl.
Poor Karl doesn’t like it when I point out how he’s not funny
SKOOLA The Dukes Birthday
Vegas Beer Belly Jerry has the vig on that POS. Wonder what it is and if it’s up for bid. I’m guessing first $500 might get it.
Holy shit you’re right I forgot about Vegas beer Jerry. Did he ever post vids or anything about his time with John? I wonder if he ever took screen shots of them hanging out
Listening to the rest of the vid, what if Jerry is playing the long and the car shows up at dabblecon 3?!
@@animalkelly2987 that would be a top contender for MVP of the ‘verse if he pulls it off. Very interesting.
Wow, that guy, Doug, on top of the screen sounds like Howard
Does a show like Howard too.
Post Artie stern
I listen to a ton of Who's Right, and cant say I ever heard it. I dont hear Howard
Howard Stern?? Not at all
Jeez, Rob makes John look normal. Hard to do
Once again Karl says he has an amazing life. So weird
The Duke better start preparing for Milton. Get those shutters up John!!!
4:22 John has the sense of humor of a 4 year old.
How dare you call John a drunky,call him a low life drunky!
When did John start calling himself The Duke? 😂
Jenny Jingles would have wanted what's his name's attention, but she doesn't want to get a dog's sloppy seconds. He's the reason why you shouldn't expect riches or freebies.
John gets a gold star for distinguished effort in figuring out broadcasting and the internet.
Its a start Karl!
It was an Honah to the Meet The Duke on this fine evening documented🫡
Sj puts up all sorts of bad SCs on Rob Saul, so revenge is all good here.
A toddler is super excited about their birthday. A spoiled teenage girl demands a birthday week. An immature person feels they deserve gifts,
And then there’s John. The worst conglomeration of all of the above.
He is a sloppy alcoholic who badly needs rehab but has no one in his life that loves him enough to intervene
FR anytime a grown man makes a big deal about their birthday it is so annoying 😂
His family has tried He is in such denial that he refuses to believe he has a problem You can’t make someone quit booze or drugs
@@gartnerfan my cousin and I have birthdays on consecutive days. Way back we would party all weekend to celebrate both. This dunce wants a parade.
Funny that Choad calls Karl 'Dork / looser'. If you described either to a person that never saw them, you wouldn't know one from the other.😅
A grown man calling another grown man a dork over the internet. This person interviewing John, whoever he is, needs a lot of help.
'99' is the brand. Peanut Butter is the flavor.
(Although, it DID sound sketchy AF). 😮
Omg…that was the saddest booze order I’ve ever heard. I hope that guys grabs a bottle of 18 year old single malt scotch that took his order
7/11 has 18 year old malt scotch?
rob saul has zero self-esteem. and he's not embarrassed by it one bit lol.
Rob Saul has the same voice as John Heard.
Dude, my son and I both sleep with our arms straight out like a Frankenstein sometimes lol. I generally only do one at a time, while i self sooth, rubbing my own arm. But the boy, he does both arms sometimes lol. He also pets himself like dad lol. Ya boy didnt do too bad did he!!!
I did that when I was taking a bunch of opiates.
Karl should get an imaginary Vietnamese girlfriend. Then he could be a winner like John.
I wanna ask Enby how John is still alive with the way he lives.
Enby, what's his secret to surviving a deadbeat life, wallowing in his and his cat's filth, while drinking and popping pills everyday?
(Enby 23:50)
John is never going to change. That would involve self-reflection. We will see John continue to get worse. More green screen disasters/technical/health issues to come.
Doug!
It's just fucking ponderous man, PONDEROUS.
Are we positive Doug doesn't live in his mom's basement?
We are NOT positive.
That Rob just makes my skin crawl…He’s SO CREEPY.
Can drink ALL day 😂😂
Im here for Doug
Does this pay well? I couldn’t imagine making my living off of Stuttering John. I hope for your sake it’s a boat load of cash.
That’s an order from 711
Yooo an episode with Doug???
Poopscoop!
Single 8% white claws are 3.99 ea ($12). Dont recall the size. 4 pack of 16oz is $10. A 12 Pack of 12oz is $17.99.. for perspective. 🤔
Karl also had Iso Glitter in his basement.
🍺mememememe
The amount of how unself aware these friends of SJ are is baffling to me Karl is a successful rich happy guy These loosahs would kill for Karl’s life
do you think that beige-ish shirt john has on used to be white?
Whoa Karl's been watching Cumia using language like that
I thought John had cornrows on Robs show when he was sleeping
Good morning watp. Let’s go Bills!!!
Douche
Phil ellmore is looking healthier
"The Final Boss" SJ's new boyfriend. What kind of sad nobody knows Rob Saul??
John has been threatening he’s leaving. There has to be some potential job offer he will most likely destroy. What could be the reason?
After the Leno reunion aka “John’s gig” (his words not mine) we got a video of him pulling away drunk. I tried to find the year, make and model of his car using features like head and tail lights. If I can remember accurately it was an entry level Mercedes from 2007ish. I believe the going rate for that car was like $5,000-7,000 in similar condition. How much do you think VBSJ loaned him to get the title? $500? $1,000?
Wow John! Only 200 people want to make fun of you. Maybe this is finally winding down, not up Rob?
Time for a PDP. Get a hold of Shuli and the Potato.
Walther?
I think Rob Saul wants so bad to have a drunk sream with SJ....like the one SJ and DG had. That's why Rob's trying so hard to get his girly booze so he can catch a buzz asap. 😄 It's quite pathetic. 😆
STUTTERING JOHN'S SUCH A BAD ACTOR, THAT SOMETHING HE DOES EVERY DAY SLEEP. HE CAN'T PRETEND TO DO THAT CORRECTLY. UGH
4:10 i was so excited thinking john skidmarks was out forever
Houston 22 - Buffalo 19
Hey Karl, Rob is broke because he lost his job. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy!!
25:46 , does Karl say the N word😮
He absolutely does.
Did Mom and Dad Saul buy all the equipment? Certainly wasn’t earned through talent.
F Joey C
loan must b a lot of $ ? ---U/O 5000$
What a dope
So 6 months till it's dead? Over under?
John is incompetent. Everything that happened to him his success was dumb luck. Now, the luck has left him. Relying on talent he really doesn't have is the reason he isn't in Hollywood in some capacity, even lowly associate producer. I would love to be an associate producer anywhere.
John's word is his bond until it isn't.
Stupid pay pigs made him almost 400 dollars…hate those people more than SJ
Skip gurgles more phlegm than High Pitch. Listening to him speak is nauseating