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  • @bridgetbenson6291
    @bridgetbenson6291 3 года назад +6494

    My mom who was broke all the time used to say, " money doesn't buy happiness but it does rent it". She was very right.

    • @RLPelly
      @RLPelly 3 года назад +266

      Money doesn't buy happiness...... But it helps....

    • @Terrarian329
      @Terrarian329 3 года назад +44

      Wait a minute......

    • @Izzyinfinitee
      @Izzyinfinitee 3 года назад +117

      Your mom is smart

    • @DuxpaOfficial
      @DuxpaOfficial 3 года назад +74

      @@RLPelly i feel like that saying is for people to feel sorry for themselves that are poor because it does. it does buy happiness.

    • @Drakin292
      @Drakin292 3 года назад +47

      @@DuxpaOfficial That's from a Weird Al song.
      "You're dead for a real long time,
      Ya just can't prevent it.
      So if money can't buy happiness,
      I guess I'll have to rent it."
      - "Weird Al" Yankovic - This Is The Life
      ruclips.net/video/N1n5XqwUkYw/видео.html

  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 года назад +3542

    no one can resist petting a dog and that's a fact

  • @funnyvideoguy3216
    @funnyvideoguy3216 3 года назад +773

    The minions are basically slaves, but they just like being slaves. Basically more subtle versions of house elves

    • @Terrarian329
      @Terrarian329 3 года назад +58

      So ur saying that being a slave is their kink?

    • @joeytheseal4498
      @joeytheseal4498 3 года назад +35

      @@Terrarian329 *what*

    • @arancini1837
      @arancini1837 3 года назад +8

      just say bottom

    • @fiend2138
      @fiend2138 3 года назад +36

      @@Terrarian329 it's cost you nothing to not say that, and yet the fact that I can't say otherwise makes me incredibly uncomfortable.

    • @funnyvideoguy3216
      @funnyvideoguy3216 3 года назад +17

      @@Terrarian329 I wouldn't have commented this if I knew this would happen

  • @ttahadrianex
    @ttahadrianex 3 года назад +343

    It took me this long to realize the intro music is the “I’m Mr King Dice” song from Cuphead, but it’s just the instrumental

    • @Boredgirl-jj7bf
      @Boredgirl-jj7bf 3 года назад +18

      It took a while for me as well. It sounded familiar, just couldn’t put my finger on it lol

    • @orawe4139
      @orawe4139 3 года назад +9

      IIIIIIIIIIIII'M MISTER KING DICE

    • @LunarMoth364
      @LunarMoth364 3 года назад +9

      I commented this awhile ago and nothing happend 👁💧👄💧👁

    • @orawe4139
      @orawe4139 3 года назад +6

      @@LunarMoth364 try on another video

    • @LunarMoth364
      @LunarMoth364 3 года назад +4

      @@orawe4139 i did on an older video thats what i origanly did it om

  • @gamr6354
    @gamr6354 3 года назад +56

    3:46 this is actually a really good documentary and shows really clearly the difference between faking psychotic behavior and actually being a psychopath. I would recommend watching it if you have the time

    • @NotMilk66
      @NotMilk66 2 года назад

      i watched it too, i also recommend

    • @marxylpndm
      @marxylpndm Год назад

      I've had it in my Watch Later for almost as long as it's been out lol

  • @pterodactyldude7257
    @pterodactyldude7257 3 года назад +770

    Robin -"what does nine hours of gaming feel like."
    Not enough time

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +11

      It feels like tired, burning eyes and poor eyesight. Help

    • @proxyhx2075
      @proxyhx2075 3 года назад +5

      @Destriod Chael I lost 3 braincells trying to read this.

    • @justASillyGuylol
      @justASillyGuylol 3 года назад

      Hi ababa a YOU ARE CORRCs I se @Pterodactlye Dude

    • @sheilajones219
      @sheilajones219 3 года назад

      Yes bc I use all my time using it on gaming

    • @krissatron
      @krissatron 3 года назад

      @Destriod Chael you don’t make sense?

  • @elieli2893
    @elieli2893 3 года назад +644

    That meme about "man not flying for a million years", it just tickles me so much that it wasn't even TWO WEEKS after that article that the Wright brothers did their first successful flights xD

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 3 года назад +29

      If they had replaced "million years" with "million milliseconds" they'd have been about right.

    • @caipea999
      @caipea999 3 года назад +3

      it was more glinding than flying imo

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 2 года назад +1

      This reminds me, I was just telling my friend the other day that I feel like the reason technology just suddenly boomed so fast in the last couple hundred years, is because we finally, for the MOST part, stopped slavery and conquest of other nations. And the thing is, imagine, just imagine if our ancestors hadn't kept warring, taking over ooother nations, and then beating their culture and technology out of them to make them forget. What if instead, people had shared technology and ideas, and not said "what these people here are doing, is sinful to our religion, so we need to strip them of it and make them like us". How many civilizations invented planes thousands of years ago only to be wiped out by Britain or something, and that's the only reason it took this long for us to fly. I'm convinced that technology advancing directly correlates to people fighting for human rights and equality. We know ancient peoples built amazing things that we don't know how to build today, why? Because we made them forget their history and language so no one would learn how to build those amazing innovations. It's heartbreaking how advanced humanity could be if we had stopped destroying each other millenia ago. Here it is 2022 and people still won't stop trying to destroy other groups of people, holding ourselves back, imagine how many geniuses with new ideas to save humanity, are starving in the gutter or prisoners in a war right now. Our need to dominate is what has kept us so weak and simple as a whole.

  • @itzcreatorrayne14
    @itzcreatorrayne14 3 года назад +617

    "Samsung Sam is 17 Years old"
    "Simply wait 1 year"
    *Modern Problems require Modern Solutions.*

    • @hommie2358
      @hommie2358 3 года назад +5

      Funny. But she isnt 17

    • @farleydrexelmz4212
      @farleydrexelmz4212 3 года назад +5

      @Pastel Cryptonym Why did you need to ruin it

    • @Ilovegooning
      @Ilovegooning 3 года назад +2

      @Pastel Cryptonym shut uuuuuuup

    • @specialopsdave
      @specialopsdave 3 года назад +6

      @@farleydrexelmz4212 How was it funny? It was just plain wrong.
      "Bill Gates is 16, so we need to wait two years"
      _Now laugh_

    • @bella_r6592
      @bella_r6592 3 года назад +1

      @@preacherofmusic
      Why do you need tissues if your saying "oh *joy* "?!

  • @shrs06_
    @shrs06_ 3 года назад +13

    "Money doesn't buy happiness, money prevents sadness."
    There, I fixed it.

  • @formula1racecar
    @formula1racecar 2 года назад +3

    There was this really tall janitor in elementary school who was sometimes cleaning around the gym while we were in P.E. He was the legend in our class because one time he hit a half-court shot so the entire class went crazy. Another time when we played kickball, the really athletic kid kicked the ball high and far. I kid you not this dude caught that shot with one hand. Absolutely insane.

  • @13lacklagoon
    @13lacklagoon 3 года назад +461

    “Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”
    ― Douglas MacArthur

    • @masteroftheinternetverse1296
      @masteroftheinternetverse1296 3 года назад +6

      "the pen is"
      hah

    • @sarahgray430
      @sarahgray430 3 года назад +5

      Except that the people with pens (politicians) send the people with guns to war in the first place, and sign the treaties that end the wars.

    • @ohitsrusher842
      @ohitsrusher842 3 года назад +9

      @@sarahgray430 Not that hard to shoot a politician though

    • @basti2850
      @basti2850 3 года назад +7

      @@ohitsrusher842 *jfk figured that out the hard way*

    • @localextremist2839
      @localextremist2839 3 года назад +1

      @@basti2850 *Insert sniper elite elite 3 x-ray headshot*

  • @delborne3384
    @delborne3384 3 года назад +308

    "ill be first in line for the fifty-fifty shot. either way, i win"
    damn he do be speaking facts

  • @caesarcesar7488
    @caesarcesar7488 3 года назад +2094

    Fun fact: The phrase “money doesn’t buy happiness” was made by poor people to tell rich people that they don’t need all the money they have, so they should give it away. A rich person saying money doesn’t buy happiness misses the whole point.

    • @undyingUmbrage413
      @undyingUmbrage413 3 года назад +141

      honestly i kinda figured it was made by rich people so poor people would sit down and shut up about their poverty because they don't need money to be happy.

    • @c.emperor357
      @c.emperor357 3 года назад +43

      I hate those fucking memes so much. Imagine creating a phrase that's meant to tell you that there's no inherit value or happiness in the ownership of money, therefore hoarding it is dumb, only for redditors some hundred years later completely missing the goddamn point and making it about class warfare.

    • @undyingUmbrage413
      @undyingUmbrage413 3 года назад +62

      @@c.emperor357 thats mostly because nowadays comfortable people are using it against poor people who resent rich people because they dont wanna be impoverished while jackasses sit at the top hoarding enough money to last 10 lifetimes. also money absolutely buys happiness, even just enough disposable income to buy some cool things i want makes me really happy.

    • @RightyTightyLeftyLucy
      @RightyTightyLeftyLucy 3 года назад +52

      @@c.emperor357 also psychologists actually did prove that having a bunch of money came lead to happiness, but to a certain extent (around $100,000 annually) this is because not having to worry about money and not being stressed about budgeting so much tends to increase happiness.

    • @rairose4944
      @rairose4944 3 года назад +23

      Money is a vehicle that can drive you to your destination of potential happiness if you spend it on things you really want and enjoy for yourself. If the destination you set is simply the vehicle used to get there, you're not going to go anywhere.

  • @idcgaming518
    @idcgaming518 3 года назад +21

    7:36 just for future reference, the French pronunciation is "loo-ee"

  • @og_jisdon
    @og_jisdon 3 года назад +3

    5:06 my friend actually has the black and white jumper. I don't know if EmKay is gonna delete this or people gonna dislike this, but I just wanted to share a fact.

  • @SirBroccolingtonIII
    @SirBroccolingtonIII 3 года назад +411

    I always wondered: If Buzz was a toy who had spent his entire life in a box, then how did he think he was a real space ranger?

    • @neel3287
      @neel3287 3 года назад +18

      Because the toys are Just not alive because they only come to life when they are remembered and they get remembered for a few minutes when people walk by them so they are just dead some to life come times die again

    • @deemcgann1695
      @deemcgann1695 3 года назад +21

      I mean the box was designed to look like a spaceship

    • @neel3287
      @neel3287 3 года назад +4

      @@too-many-choices yes but if a kid has you and gives you to his kid who gives you the the next the next you get it If not you will be a box or something dead

    • @nikolasmad9
      @nikolasmad9 3 года назад +4

      fake memories my friend

    • @neel3287
      @neel3287 3 года назад +1

      @@nikolasmad9 hmmm yea I guess or watching ads

  • @marsh.al.mel0w162
    @marsh.al.mel0w162 3 года назад +214

    “Video games music isn’t real music!”
    Me: *angrily shows my Spotify playlist of Littlenightmares and Other games songs*

    • @brawl6049
      @brawl6049 3 года назад +1

      You ever heard of bl2 and half life music?

    • @Ricky-mb8sy
      @Ricky-mb8sy 3 года назад +1

      Me with the FFXV soundtrack, god bless yoko shimomura

    • @RandomDude-di1lt
      @RandomDude-di1lt 3 года назад +2

      AND WE ALL LIFT TOGETHER!!!

    • @disu317
      @disu317 3 года назад

      Monster hunter

    • @rac1equalsbestgame853
      @rac1equalsbestgame853 3 года назад

      Have you heard RaC music?

  • @shazzzck
    @shazzzck 3 года назад +724

    Anyone who says pen is better or sword is better CLEARLY has not seen a mini gun.
    This was a joke, why is it now filled with guns and different weapons XD.

    • @teleporter777
      @teleporter777 3 года назад +12

      truly. I mean who can't mow down people's lives with a weapon of such mass destruction. except of course all the other people with disabilities and blindness IG lol. BTW THAT WAS MY ART! Yay.

    • @TJay_Games
      @TJay_Games 3 года назад +3

      A gun in general is better than a pen or sword

    • @shazzzck
      @shazzzck 3 года назад +4

      @@teleporter777 Nice art dude!

    • @ataphelicopter5734
      @ataphelicopter5734 3 года назад +4

      You’re clearly not familiar with a 120mm royal ordinance rifled barrel gun
      Best by far

    • @joehawleyissocool1156
      @joehawleyissocool1156 3 года назад

      Mightier

  • @tiredkoi
    @tiredkoi 3 года назад +15

    “What does 9 hours of gaming feel like?”
    *perfection*

  • @sauronek
    @sauronek 2 года назад +3

    Nothings better than watching emkay at 11 PM on a school night.

  • @theone_WWW
    @theone_WWW 3 года назад +61

    Robin: "I'll take the chance at life or death because I win either way."
    Me: "Sir, are you ok? do you want to talk?"

  • @dizzy3083
    @dizzy3083 3 года назад +231

    The thumbnail, a little correct it’s just all my janitors aren’t ripped, they are just freakishly skinny

    • @dire_wolfheart
      @dire_wolfheart 3 года назад +1

      Like me then, minus the janitor job. I'm just freakishly skinny and I only just left secondary school.

    • @crisptomato9495
      @crisptomato9495 3 года назад +7

      Being underpaid and doing physical labour all day will do that to you.

    • @calamaritries4037
      @calamaritries4037 3 года назад +3

      I had this janitor named Craig, and he was so buff it gave me nightmares. He quit at some point, and I forgot aboutnhim until i ran into him with my mum at market basket like a year later. And he still gave me nightmares

    • @jonpacada43
      @jonpacada43 3 года назад

      @@calamaritries4037 how is he?

    • @bigplopper
      @bigplopper 3 года назад +5

      My janitor literally got promoted to the pe teacher when the school found out the pw teacher smoked weed during breaks

  • @KampferArchives
    @KampferArchives 3 года назад +83

    Seeing a wild Suicopath in EmKay is quite unexpected
    Well it'll be alright as long as you don't call her pet-

  • @AkivaB
    @AkivaB 3 года назад +5

    The "I'm a healer but" meme hits different for someone who seen a tf2 battle medic

  • @rhoneleake5612
    @rhoneleake5612 3 года назад +1

    Jeff bezos: if I don’t act like a normal human being, my employees won’t be ether

  • @the_rachel_sam
    @the_rachel_sam 3 года назад +454

    “Money doesn’t buy happiness” coming from a wealthy person is totally valid, though. They’re saying they’re not happy.

    • @crazyadam9281
      @crazyadam9281 3 года назад +34

      It probably doesn't in the long run but I'd rather be filthy rich and unhappy then be poor and unhappy.

    • @the_rachel_sam
      @the_rachel_sam 3 года назад +9

      @@crazyadam9281 but the point is being poor and happy vs. wealthy and unhappy, you know? They were unhappy people who sought wealth to make themselves happy, but it wasn’t the issue all along.

    • @crazyadam9281
      @crazyadam9281 3 года назад +21

      @@the_rachel_sam how can you be happy and poor? Why would struggling to pay bills and put food on the table be a situation to be happy in?

    • @the_rachel_sam
      @the_rachel_sam 3 года назад +9

      @@crazyadam9281 family, loved ones… support. Financial stability doesn’t equate to happiness. I enjoy being with my Podunk cousins more than my upstate WASPy cousins. One side is focused on money and gripes about everything, the youngest (10) even threw his iPhone off of a carriage ride because he wanted the new model, while the other side goes without and work hard on education and creating goals to work towards, frequently gathering with family for crawfish boils.

    • @SeanWinters
      @SeanWinters 3 года назад +3

      @@crazyadam9281 I genuinely can't understand how you're confused about this.
      What money can grant you isn't happiness, it's short term security at best. In reality...
      More money, more problems.
      More money, more responsibility.
      Rich people saying that money can't buy happiness is lived experience and is absolute truth. According to research data, money brings up happiness at a diminishing returns scale. After about 70k/yr/household money starts becoming a huge burden and it starts to make you less happy.
      While, if you're able to leave on a small amount of money, then it's easier to appreciate small things in life, such as family, sports, hobbies etc.
      Considering the fact that the vast majority of wealthy people have earned their money and didn't just get a gifted to them, people who are rich typically don't have time to spend with their families or on their hobbies and this also makes them more depressed over time.
      Wealth is fleeting, and blaming the rich as if wealth is a limited resource is one of the main reasons some poor get depressed.
      Essentially, if you're poor in America and don't want to be, there are three things to do:
      1. Graduate highschool
      2. Marry BEFORE having kids, getting married in a traditional style marriage helps young couples become financially stable and waiting to have kids till the contract is signed is a good indicator of true investment in said contract
      3. Don't commit a felony
      Do those three things, and find a decent job(not that hard if you're willing to move) and you'll be at the very least lower middle class.

  • @walnut6684
    @walnut6684 3 года назад +26

    Greek apologising with a LARGE WOODEN HORSE is the best, sassy and smug apology

  • @weoweom1612
    @weoweom1612 3 года назад +144

    I wan't robin to say "What's throbbin, I'm robin" in the next cursed comments video he narrates.
    Tis' a shame that will probably never happen.

    • @notsoawesomeone
      @notsoawesomeone 3 года назад +5

      Wtf
      It's want not wan't that threw me off so much

    • @weoweom1612
      @weoweom1612 3 года назад +6

      @@notsoawesomeone Your'e welcome.

    • @notsoawesomeone
      @notsoawesomeone 3 года назад +4

      @@weoweom1612 I despise you.
      But its still not as bad as the original comment
      The original comment added an unnecessary apostrophe, you just... misplaced it

    • @kolibrispacestation
      @kolibrispacestation 3 года назад

      wan't

    • @sand8630
      @sand8630 3 года назад +3

      wna’t*

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Год назад +1

    7:34 Robin's pronunciation of Louis is infuriating

  • @JvNugget
    @JvNugget 2 года назад +1

    5:38
    I will tell you it's fun when you do it until you stand up and you feel like you're going to die

  • @zipityzap7675
    @zipityzap7675 3 года назад +81

    Me calling my teacher, mother
    Saving myself by calling f**ker at the end.
    “Sometimes my genius …it’s almost frightening.

    • @rand0mhuman303
      @rand0mhuman303 3 года назад +2

      What about when you get murdered by your teacher for saying that?

    • @zipityzap7675
      @zipityzap7675 3 года назад +1

      @@rand0mhuman303 worth it

    • @missmichelle1290
      @missmichelle1290 3 года назад +1

      @high creative blood.. GO AWAY

  • @leobamabaconator
    @leobamabaconator 3 года назад +130

    if the dog didn’t want to be pet he shouldn’t have been such a good boy

    • @lemau8458
      @lemau8458 3 года назад

      No

    • @atroxxious
      @atroxxious 3 года назад +2

      if animals didn't want to be eaten then they shouldn't have been so fucking delicious

    • @shadyrewrite7124
      @shadyrewrite7124 3 года назад

      @@atroxxious
      Yes officer, this comment right here

    • @rubixmaster7532
      @rubixmaster7532 3 года назад

      "If women didn't want to be raped they shouldn't have been so good looking"
      "If black people didn't want to be in jail they shouldn't act so criminal-like"
      "If gay people didn't want to be illegal then they shouldn't be against the human laws of nature so much"

    • @rubixmaster7532
      @rubixmaster7532 3 года назад

      @@atroxxious I'd like to see you beat me.

  • @hungariancountryball2928
    @hungariancountryball2928 3 года назад +186

    The 1st meme was so accurate.

    • @rasciii
      @rasciii 3 года назад

      lol true

    • @tapukokoleo
      @tapukokoleo 3 года назад +2

      As long as hungary says it.

    • @lulz7244
      @lulz7244 3 года назад

      if my brain ever thinks that i should stop petting dogs please shoot me right in my teeth

    • @r2d2fromstartrek
      @r2d2fromstartrek 3 года назад +1

      Igazad van néked aranyöcsém

    • @boonie9448
      @boonie9448 3 года назад

      Are you hungarian

  • @Simon_r2600
    @Simon_r2600 2 года назад +2

    8:19 Hey, thats a great guy, he rescues old classic cars and makes the engine run again

  • @autumnabbotr8108
    @autumnabbotr8108 3 года назад +3

    0:07 that sound though 😂😂

  • @jarihoogendoorn5823
    @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 года назад +261

    Fun fact: glaciers count as.rock

  • @onyx747
    @onyx747 3 года назад +36

    the janitors aren't ripped at my school but they're generally fit unlike every pe teacher I've had?

  • @lukescheffe9851
    @lukescheffe9851 3 года назад +23

    Rule 58 of The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Efficient Mercenaries: "The pen is mightiest when it writes orders for more swords."

  • @Engineer_Gaming345
    @Engineer_Gaming345 3 года назад +1

    9 hours of gaming feels like stering in to the sun for 10 hours.

  • @anyavirus4747
    @anyavirus4747 3 года назад +1

    8:44 I wasn't expecting Suisei in a meme popping up here, very cool

  • @AUBREY-ml4ex
    @AUBREY-ml4ex 3 года назад +14

    10:18 I like how Lady D is just standing there in the background like "I've tried telling them but they didn't listen!"

  • @amia7z
    @amia7z 3 года назад +40

    Fun fact: Street Fighter 3 2nd Impact has the second hardest street fighter boss only losing to SF2 Akuma

  • @Tigorahan
    @Tigorahan 3 года назад +18

    8:46 was not expecting Suisei here

  • @scattwez
    @scattwez 2 года назад +1

    9 hours of gaming feels like being at peak physical form and being too lazy to take a bathroom break at the same time for me.

  • @rubenolsen3913
    @rubenolsen3913 3 года назад

    Yesterday i bought my favorite chilhood game. I have been listening to Em kay memes from subredits like r/memes, r/tecnically the trouth and r/wholesome memes while playing, and it's been sutch a good time😀. Thanks for the memes and the effort❤

  • @_stardustcolors
    @_stardustcolors 3 года назад +163

    "video game music isn't real music"
    [glares in rhythm gamer]

    • @NewYorxer
      @NewYorxer 3 года назад +9

      If someone were to tell me that irl, there face would become the result of 1 million war crimes and 7 world wars.

    • @thetruesopop
      @thetruesopop 3 года назад +2

      [Angry doom, undertale, and rhythm gamer]

    • @ofilosofoouumfumante5655
      @ofilosofoouumfumante5655 3 года назад

      @@thetruesopop Raidou Kuzunoha vs king abbadon is probably one of the best if not the best ost in a game

    • @stonefisthermitaur1246
      @stonefisthermitaur1246 3 года назад

      Hello there

    • @eliko1724
      @eliko1724 3 года назад

      *angry bandori/d4dj player noises*

  • @mason.n3259
    @mason.n3259 3 года назад +10

    I had one janitor in 4th grade, he was 6’5” and shredded, we used to joke that we didn’t need security guards because we had Jason.

  • @gamtri6965
    @gamtri6965 3 года назад +19

    It’s almost as if something in your mind possesses you to pet a dog.

  • @DrZaius3141
    @DrZaius3141 2 года назад +1

    Eventhough dunking on PE teacher is fun and easy (and particularly a requirement for other teachers who actually do work), the girth issue is kind of sad. You see, PE teachers usually choose that work because they love doing sports which in turn means they did a lot of it when they were younger. But as time progresses, there is less and less time for that, so hormonal changes and immutable eating habits will leave their toll.

  • @bystandrr
    @bystandrr 3 года назад +3

    1:54 I’ve never had one of those in my childhood and now I am incredibly upset. I’m going and buying one right now.

  • @Dhjdhebdaish
    @Dhjdhebdaish 3 года назад +9

    “Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons”
    -Douglas MacArthur

  • @tio4n81
    @tio4n81 3 года назад +11

    no-one can literally beat EmKay upload schedule quality

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 3 года назад +40

    Emkay: It's me, Robin again!
    ME: How It SHOULD bE

    • @anarchyd2
      @anarchyd2 3 года назад +3

      Fight me
      LEXI BETTER

    • @NotMorax
      @NotMorax 3 года назад +3

      @@anarchyd2 FIGHT ME, BOTH OF THEM ARE THE BEST

    • @liaydrk2980
      @liaydrk2980 3 года назад +1

      @@NotMorax ^^

  • @guts60
    @guts60 2 года назад +1

    0:45 They will be. Drug dogs are trained to be very happy when they find drugs. They love finding drugs, because they get lots of attention and treats if they succeed.
    If a drug sniffing dog doesn’t find any drugs, it becomes depressed, so the cops have to place fake drugs outside the area they were searching for it to find and be happy about.
    The dogs will become depressed from legalization

  • @king_of_all
    @king_of_all 2 года назад +1

    9 hours of gaming feels like complete and total bliss with the emotional level of tranquility.

  • @controlfreakofficial314
    @controlfreakofficial314 3 года назад +86

    The "no swearing" part makes no sense since RUclips literally has a RUclips KIDS app!

    • @Kafkathelesbian
      @Kafkathelesbian 3 года назад +6

      They Don’t use it Cause They don’t Make enough Money off of it + One time I took a Glance One time Of My Brother Watching it , And it was Straight up Fnaf Hentai

    • @ryanrg1545
      @ryanrg1545 3 года назад

      @@Kafkathelesbian lmao theres videos on there of gore

    • @me0wie
      @me0wie 3 года назад

      When i was rlly young and watched denis a LOT on yt kids and once in a video the second i heard corl say “crappy” i NOPED the hell outta there 😭😭💀

    • @Fact_core
      @Fact_core 3 года назад +1

      @@me0wie
      Yt kids was released on August 30, 2019

    • @me0wie
      @me0wie 3 года назад

      @@Fact_core uhh cool 😐👍

  • @takahashi2852
    @takahashi2852 3 года назад +9

    Actually money doesn't buy happiness is a phrase poor people used to make rich people donate more then rich people began saying the same phrase so poor people would stop asking for money

  • @zoranazlatkovic995
    @zoranazlatkovic995 3 года назад +18

    9 hours of gaming Is like when you walk out and you be like:**my eyes hurt** am in heaven

  • @projectmemes1873
    @projectmemes1873 3 года назад +2

    4:43 Santos Dumont:am i a joke to you?

  • @Satan63
    @Satan63 3 года назад +1

    6:53 that would be a good headline if the onion made a book called our dumb millennium

  • @cadenceolivia6304
    @cadenceolivia6304 3 года назад +13

    Lemony Snicket books are the best honestly

  • @maxgrayson7366
    @maxgrayson7366 3 года назад +8

    I am immune to the PE teacher joke because when my teacher was fired in the middle of the semester and couldnt find a replacement they literally put the janitor to teach us and it was honestly one of my favorite classes :)

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 3 года назад +6

    0:01 when you realize that dogs hate being pet but it love its owner enough to not care

  • @notgoodstreamerbtw3514
    @notgoodstreamerbtw3514 3 года назад

    Hi my dog passed today he had cancer. watching this video has made my day these are so entertaining pls keep this up

  • @ElPsychoDog
    @ElPsychoDog 3 года назад +1

    I like that Robin was getting progressively more pissed with each Sam meme

  • @TGCPhilip
    @TGCPhilip 3 года назад +17

    *Fun Fact:* these facts are secondary sources according to maths

  • @dire_wolfheart
    @dire_wolfheart 3 года назад +7

    Why does that anxiety one have to be so true that it's painful and makes me anxious again, right after I just calmed down.

  • @ghostboy1556
    @ghostboy1556 3 года назад +10

    As someone who games for 9 to 12 hours daily, I can confidently say it grows boring after about a week but after 5 months you stop noticing the negatives mostly. I get blinded when I walk upstairs, I am constantly dehydrated, and my body has atrophied to the point where I cant lift a 60 pound child off of me, I am 20.

    • @petloverspy
      @petloverspy 3 года назад +1

      You uh. You okay?

    • @nyxlecatte
      @nyxlecatte 3 года назад +1

      You know you can at least for example place a bottle of water next to your desk right? I also game a lot but have a hard time understanding what the fuck you're doing to your body dude

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 2 года назад

      @@nyxlecatte No time for water, he's an epic gamer

  • @mikegratz4503
    @mikegratz4503 2 года назад +2

    9:37 *if that ain't the truth.*
    (This is mikes daughter btw lol)

  • @tempesting5872
    @tempesting5872 Год назад

    7:05 bro “croissant” was just cut off perfectly by an ad and it made me chuckle

  • @trans_panda
    @trans_panda 3 года назад +10

    According to the movie, yes. Minions get paid. It's said in the movie by Gru that the minions never get raises tho

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam 3 года назад +9

    5:44 It feels exactly like 5 minutes of gaming.

  • @elfodelputoinfierno
    @elfodelputoinfierno 3 года назад +9

    As Fallon Carrington once said:
    "The best things in life are not bought... Or whatever it is they say to placate those of us who are not rich"
    Money might not make you happy instantly but can *induce* happiness when you spend it doing things that you like. That's a fact.

  • @MiKa-867
    @MiKa-867 2 года назад +1

    Hearing about Lemony Snicket in this video just made me rush with nostalgia. I completely forgot he was one of my favourite writer’s. I’m gonna go reread his books later

  • @shocks6025
    @shocks6025 3 года назад +2

    9:50
    Nasus from league of legends. If you play him right there are few who can stop you.

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 3 года назад +9

    8:25
    Yes because everything that can make me happy or have fun costs a lot of money

  • @MM-sx7zs
    @MM-sx7zs 3 года назад +6

    6:35 The Harley owners that don't use correct mufflers at least, my uncle has one of them, but he properly muffles the damn thing when in a neighborhood, opens it a bit on the street, then opens it entirely on the highway. The noise of a motorcycle also acts as a warning to others in cars, saying; "I am here, please don't hit me". They need to be loud on the highway, kind of loud on the street, but really shouldn't be loud in the neighborhood.
    (By, 'opens it a bit', there are adjustable mufflers that attach to a lever to rest by your feet, depressing them closes the muffler making a tighter seal, quieting the motorcycle, lifting it open the seals, making it louder)

  • @babowasalwayshere
    @babowasalwayshere 3 года назад +7

    I actually did watch the 'what pretending to be crazy looks like' vid. It was lowkey interesting but also struck me as mildly ableist for a variety of reasons. Although it was news to me people often get treated more poorly if they do get labeled legally insane than if they just took the L tbh

  • @levroooom
    @levroooom 2 года назад

    i swear, robin turned into markilplier when the "WHOOZAGUDBOOOOOI" kicked in

  • @kirara2516
    @kirara2516 Год назад +1

    9:18 is totally me. I have done that more than once.

  • @kyuu9762
    @kyuu9762 3 года назад +6

    "What does 9 hours of gaming feel like?" Me: every day of my life.

    • @kenreynolds8673
      @kenreynolds8673 3 года назад

      It's like a haze you are in a trance then boom it's dark outside what happens it was morning a second ago
      It's like that. Game responsibly

  • @elliotthebigender1190
    @elliotthebigender1190 3 года назад +7

    The thumbnail is quite accurate even for elementary school when I went to elementary school that’s how it was my favorite janitor and friend was buff AF but my gym teacher however... He even ate lunch instead of encouraging us!

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam 3 года назад +4

    5:24 heh, I can name 11
    Megaman.
    Wait we mustn't forget X and the Gameboy games

  • @stevenabsolom1188
    @stevenabsolom1188 3 года назад +2

    9:43 the Star Wars sequels in a nutshell.

  • @tuneableice
    @tuneableice 2 года назад +2

    OH GOD HE'S ROBBIN DA BANK

  • @christopherdean1326
    @christopherdean1326 3 года назад +4

    11:38. I was looking up my old secondary (high)school a while ago, and found an obituary for the guy who was caretaker/janitor when I was there. Turned out he was not just a WW2 veteran, but a WW2 Para veteran, who took part in Operation Market Garden, the one they made a film about (A Bridge Too Far). He was an actual freaking war hero!!!

  • @ghostbones5927
    @ghostbones5927 3 года назад +4

    8:39 "money doesn't buy happiness" was actually made by poor people as a rebuke to selfish rich people, as in "yeah you're rich but you're clearly an asshole so it doesn't seem to be doing much for you"

  • @brandongovreau9218
    @brandongovreau9218 3 года назад +14

    Listen to every human's voice sounds like different pitches of the same man and woman

  • @ryennelangford9724
    @ryennelangford9724 3 года назад +2

    1:20 the only reason you don't hear people say that is because billy...
    Wiped them out

  • @Cbrmkn98xs
    @Cbrmkn98xs 3 года назад +2

    11:57 just turn the first letter of his name to h and what do you know? A world war’s gonna happen

  • @Fiore_The_Demon_Child
    @Fiore_The_Demon_Child 3 года назад +6

    Me as mafioso: I am going to direct the werewolf to attack who I want
    That one terrible Godfather: To protect me right?
    Me: ...
    Godfather: right?

  • @MarzieMalfoy
    @MarzieMalfoy 3 года назад +22

    9 hours of straight gaming is pure heaven! I've played for 48 hours straight once or twice... the ecstasy!!!

    • @vampirebunny2180
      @vampirebunny2180 3 года назад +2

      Holy shit that sounds both amazing and terribly unhealthy …and a little terrifying.

    • @MarzieMalfoy
      @MarzieMalfoy 3 года назад

      @@vampirebunny2180 all of the above.

    • @jackalopeb9598
      @jackalopeb9598 2 года назад +1

      I’d get a headache.

  • @thewetzelpretzel5458
    @thewetzelpretzel5458 3 года назад +7

    4:25 it pains me that Gloria is there, but I know it exists

    • @scottsepter
      @scottsepter 3 года назад +2

      You would think it’d be someone like sonia because my god there were a lot when they announced her

  • @amper_not_ampere
    @amper_not_ampere 3 года назад +1

    7:25 Rivet (from R&C): "I even haven't a name".

  • @whatdoinamethischannel9749
    @whatdoinamethischannel9749 2 года назад +1

    Its been years since I watch a emkay video

  • @JamiePoling007
    @JamiePoling007 3 года назад +4

    “Why are you gay”
    “Money”
    Me: “Wait you guys are choosing to be gay?-

    • @gamerdog7244
      @gamerdog7244 3 года назад

      Certified embarrasing comment

  • @katf9513
    @katf9513 3 года назад +5

    Ive been told video game music isn’t real music, but I would much rather listen to SM64 Slider than most pop music.

  • @nolbertonieves3124
    @nolbertonieves3124 3 года назад +4

    Nine hours of gaming feels like 10 minutes to gamers

  • @jacoob2087
    @jacoob2087 3 года назад +1

    1:52 We need to bring these back, there are many people who need to experience getting one of these

  • @jakewairbelly
    @jakewairbelly 3 года назад

    1:53 GIVE NOW
    3:56 I can smell the buttered popcorn and m&ms from here
    6:25 as if you don’t stay up until 6am
    8:53 hardy har har very funny