*This dude walks into the gym and threatens to fight me. I think to myself about how he could easily over power me so I whip out my conceal carry .44 Magnum Desert Eagle. He immediately grabs it from my hand and proceeds to chew it up and eat it like nothing, before snapping me in half with a flick*
@ensignmarker 312 Yes that is correct but there's a fine line on what is considered an animation and a picture. An animation (in my opinion) is supposed to have many frames per second whereas the frames in the video last well over a second
Wow that's so fucking hilarious and original! Did you guys go to funny school? Because this was so funny I had to be attached to a fucking tube the last three decades because my lungs collapsed at the moment of reading this because it was just so god damn funny! You are SO fucking FUNNY I think I have to gift my wife and kids to you.
I was wondering the same, i think it got taken down by yt cause it had the "scene" at the end if u remember and i got a capture of the video to back up that it did exist
the reason he wakes up in a different place he went to sleep in is because he has chronic sleep walking problems
that and after he beats his wife to death he moves houses
Macho in portuguese is manly
Wait so he went to sleep in sleep in sleep in a different sleep sleep sleep different sleep place???
Ok
Your ninth grade class probably liked story alot
*This dude walks into the gym and threatens to fight me. I think to myself about how he could easily over power me so I whip out my conceal carry .44 Magnum Desert Eagle. He immediately grabs it from my hand and proceeds to chew it up and eat it like nothing, before snapping me in half with a flick*
epic
why the fuck are you here???
@@lordjay7530 Is there a problem?
@@azure2029 no its just that this is the last place i expcected this guy to be
Hello schro!
“I sneeze and he faints” very topical nowadays
Tripical tropical
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Corona
wdym?
"I sneeze and he faint" That line aged like a fine wine.
how does he make these animations
@@모두의친구-q3n roblox studio im assuming, or maybe moon animator or blender
@@모두의친구-q3n those aren't animations, those are frame by frame pictures
@@fivesevenlegion5078 💀
@ensignmarker 312 Yes that is correct but there's a fine line on what is considered an animation and a picture. An animation (in my opinion) is supposed to have many frames per second whereas the frames in the video last well over a second
I left the house in my 10-inch raised 42-inch tire Ford-f 550 Harley Davidson edition.
*Is in a Chevy*
*angry Silverado noises*
Chevy fans getting triggered xd
After driving over several card
@@2007ghettonissanaltima GRRRERRRRRRRRRRRRR STUPIOD FORD F SERYES
Teachers doesn’t appreciate fine art.
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Top 10 Overpowered Anime Characters
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@@samuilmanchev1842 i deleted my comment so that it actually makes a word and you didnt ruin anything haha
HELL
How Every redditor describes themselves in a nutshell
The reality is that redditors are the complete opposite of this fifth pillar men
@@theclockman morbidly obese hippos in their mom's basements.
@@JosueDeerFox couldn't be more true than this
I wake up at 3:24 pm and sleep. Then repeat
Very funny hahaha *laughing noises*
Woh that was funny
1:01 oh well, this has aged quite well
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is nobody gonna talk about the fact that he read this story infront of his class in ninth grade.
I just started sophomore and now im very concerned about this mans insanity to create the macho man for school. Hilarious though
No, now shut up.
1:16 me in gta 5
Very good one
*h*
@@sovietmusiclover8466 h
When the imposter is ssus
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Would love to hear what the class thought about this masterpiece
Holy frick, this has to be the most anticipated anime of the year
0:18 macho man bullying the corona like the macho man he is
Ah yes
The calm explaining of how this man threw his wife to the wall at lighting speed 😂
1:28
Imagine reading this in front of your class unironicly.
Ok who liked my comment
Brass Gears it was I
Bruh Nahaha NAHAHA
Haha funni green hat man
Epic green top hat man does epic funny roblox animation
I like your words funny dyslexic man
notive motive funny animation man
0:19 macho man kills coronavirus
He predicted corona
Wow that's so fucking hilarious and original! Did you guys go to funny school? Because this was so funny I had to be attached to a fucking tube the last three decades because my lungs collapsed at the moment of reading this because it was just so god damn funny! You are SO fucking FUNNY I think I have to gift my wife and kids to you.
Alejandro Pulido Rodríguez no
Macho man is time traveling
@@the-hd5cx man you must've graduated from funny school. You must've been at the top of your class!
_Slow clapping._
The courage of this man to upload the best comedy story is high
sulfuric acid and rusty nails,
same my dude,
Him: With no milk
DAMNNNN
What a chad
How to end avengers infinity war: bring a macho man
0:19 the man behind the corona virus
AHAHAAHHAA
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Every chad in a nutshell:
0:36
*_Powering Imagination_*
What a minute he can’t say tha-
"He sneeze and he faints"
covid-19 coincedence
"Okay, so maybe she died."
this sounds like something i’d see on 4chan
“Puny God” is such a powerful sentence especially the way it was said
0:20 COVID-19
literally any disease looks like that
@@prodbymus ok I didn’t know
@@prodbymus Wow, who knew
macho man: "THROWS HIS WIFE"
Me: i think he can wallkill without weapons
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
How to get nanomachines:
This man is the original sigma male.
0:08 thats my face when my mom told: the "boiz" is here get up
XD wimpy wife
I sneeze and my boss faints XD
“I woke up and had my glass of sulfuric acid and rusty nails, *without any milk of course* “ haha funny spongbob reference
"Lightning speed" im literally crying right now 😭🤣😂😭
and now saitama finally has some competition
“Without any milk.”
I love how he gives every detail of his Ford F-550
I need this as a copypasta.
1:01 _2020_ : your not right, but your not wrong..
1:09: president, *_yes_*
*i sneeze and he faints*
No one’s gonna talk about how the third version of this video is gone? KGM probably marked it private
I was wondering the same, i think it got taken down by yt cause it had the "scene" at the end if u remember and i got a capture of the video to back up that it did exist
this is how discord mods think there entire day goes
0:35 I love this part :)
Thank you kanye, very cool!
This dude is the definition of menacing
What a fucking chadddd
Weird Kira Yoshikage
Reading that in the front of the entire class in high school takes some balls of steel
The macho man is the only person that can defeat the coronavirus.
smart people in rps: make their characters as strong as they normally would be in the canon lore
braindead rp characters:
This is gold, I'm surprised it doesn't have more views.
top 10 humans who can defeat thanos
A quarter of his wife’s face was glitched in her head
This sounds like every kids roblox high school backstory
Weird how no one revisted this after Macho Macho man was released
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Man we need macho macho to end the coronavirus
YEP
Male ODers describing themselfs:
1:02 he has predicted the future
Nobody:
Instagram daily routines by rich men:
0:37 ah yes the car drivers name
I love how in some clips he uses the “Man Face”
This man had the balls to read this to 9th grade class, this man has more confidence then me.
Thank you, you have inspired me to read this is front of my whole class
Macho man single handedly beats covid 19
I must find this man and give him a bad time
0:38 i love this part
Oh yeah love your videos make more videos
My guy's masculine masculinity was too good for the house and his wife
dude who told you my daily routine
Spitoon? More like "Splatoon"
John: *rages*
Salty Spoon is what i heard.
I'm pretty sure you got 100% on this story, *don't lie.*
*says hes driving a ford f-150 harley davidson edition* actually driving an old lifted silverado
This man is one punch man but with hair
driving away in my f550, bro thats a gmc sierra
and the day repeats
I need a copypasta of this masterpiece PLEASE
This was on my recommended page....A piece of art man ; (
God this sounds like a protagonist of a fanfic
This guy predicted the future
he achieved all this by never watching anime
People creating their first roleplay character.
i sneeze and he faints well they sometimes faint permanently
1:27 I CANT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHHA
0:19 new method to make covid die
This is man is an absolute GIGACHAD
The worst part is that his breakfast didn’t have milk
he looks so fucking chill
The class must liked ur story
i like how his right arm is bigger than his left
He is DEFINITELY compensating for something......
How Andrew Tate thinks of himself:
I really don’t know what to think of this
sounds like the strength of the iq of my friends little brother when hes impostor in among us
It was said that macho man killed 10 people with a shotgun, then he found ammo for it.