Jim Cornette Reviews Top Dolla's Dive on WWE Smackdown
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- Опубликовано: 22 дек 2022
- From Episode 274 of the Jim Cornette's Drive Thru
Artwork by Travis Heckel!
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If Ricochet is the man gravity forgot, Top Dolla is the man gravity remembered.
"Just like Owen Hart!"
-Corey Graves (I think)
😂😂😂😂😂
@@garyfrood8359 Trash.
That is so funny.
This was almost a joke, I commend the effort at least.
Let's all give Travis a round of applause for this one.
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Travis has really outdone himself this time
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"He jumped over the top rope and almost ended up back in the ring" that had me rolling 😂
Me too😂😂😂
@@coltsfan69... him too.
This is hands down the best depiction of Top Dolla so far.
The whale was a nice touch. lol
Remember when Jim said Dolla was built like *_"a fuckin' manatee"_* 🤣
I prefer the manatee in the sweater, but Jim as Spongebob is Amazing
He definitely looks a bit like Patrick Star. I could have done without SpongeJim SquareAss, though. That one is going to chase me in my post-Christmas-duck food coma, I just know it!
(We eat ducks or geese for Christmas, because turkey tastes like dry cardboard.)
@@henrygvidonas9573 facts
The best part was Michael Cole saying "I guess that's why he doesn't do that too often."
or Wade just before that "I don't like this"
This is alot more funny than the Matt Riddle videos
"I don't like this"😂😂😂
Flop dolla no man Hotta
"He almost dove over the top rope and ended up back in the ring! That'd be impossible and he almost did it!" 🤣 I died at that part
Me too bruh😭😭😭😭😭
Top Dolla's the real Ricochet. Ricochet right off the ropes back into the ring. 🤣
Bringing Hit Row back was worth it just for this moment.
Yes, they're kinda like what Jelly was over at AEW....I want them there ONLY to hear Jim's thoughts about them
@@Gravey_draws I mean, Jelly was trying way too hard to be meta.. he was literally saying Cornettes name on camera. That makes it no fun for me. Mr. Dollar is really coming out here without a shred of self awareness.
@@liquidamerican8543 by jelly you mean who ?
@@maklame3318 Joey Janella
They were the stupidest re-hire
The fact that he got up and celebrated like he had actually succeeded in pulling off that move was hilarious
The delusion was strong lol
@@James-if3kc like in a "so bad, he's good" kind of way? Lol
Microcosm of WWE
Sell the sizzle, Pal!
You expected him to look as if failed that’d just make the botch worse
'Hes lost almost a 100 pounds'
As jerry lawler wpuld say 'if he turns around he'll find it'
"This guy bumps like a drunk in a slip in slide" lmao! I love Jim
The basketball dad that gets to play with the kids on the weekends..."let me show you how I used to do it" but he can't do anything! 😂🤣😂🤣
Jim calling him top dollar instead of top dolla will never stop being funny to me
Jim using the hard r for top dolla
It’s like Ryley from Bondocks said, “White people say the whole word.”😂
@@vinylbuff1515 U stole my comment 🤣
Cornette a few months ago said Dolla was built like *_"a fuckin' manatee"_* 🤣🤣🤣
Its such a minor thing but it makes me laugh, like when Jim referred to Rob Gronkowski as *RON*
“By the way, Michael Coke said he’s lost over a hundred pounds in body weight….what the fuck did he start at?!?”
Lmao Jim had me dying
"he almost dove over the top rope and ended up back in the ring. That would have been impossible but he almost did it" 😂😂
The greatest diving flip double axe kick in history
Come man seriously no it was a noticeable slip-up
@@OmegaRedFan Sarcasm bro
Dead 💀 💀 💀 😂 😂 😂
"I've never seen the ropes use a guy for a move" LMAO 😂
My head hurts from laughing so hard! There were so many lines that were pure gold, and Brian's laugh makes it all the more funny!
"It was like the top rope gave him a big backdrop" LMAO!!!
I'm almost certain Top Dolla was convinced he had nailed the dive....until he saw the replay and tweets from fans 😂😂😂
Travis' art is the gift that keeps on giving
You keep on spaghetti
Leave the flying to the cruiserweights. Heavyweights don't need to dive, ever. But everyone saw Taker doing it back in the day and now every 300 pounder wants to be Ricochet.
It’s a great example of “just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should”. I can’t stand when big men try to do flippy shit. Yeah Vader and Bam Bam would do it but it was usually at the climax of a match and it’s was only occasionally not on some throwaway match.
Keith Lee is a prime example of that
Drew McIntyre does it as well
I forgot Taker did that move
@@chrishernandez3699 exactly. If that guy would just work a tad more like Vader and chill out on so many flippy spots he’d be alot further along. We get it you’re an agile big man that is soft spoken on the mike. Doesn’t mean he has to abandon that completely just bully the crap out of someone in the ring more and quit trying the “tackle, drop down, leap frog” nonsense with some fly weight just cause you wanna show how athletic you are
5:49 “Because he had flown into it with all of his heart and soul” that killed me!😂😂
This art is literal art and a masterpiece that should be shown to generations worldwide for years and heavily studied.
What made this spot even more hilarious was Michael Cole’s commentary when he said “he doesn’t do that often” 😂
Even Michael Cole couldn't "pretend" that was good.
"I have seen guys use the ropes for moves, but I've never seen one the ropes use a guy for a move" this had me in hysterics when Jim said this 😂
“He cleared that sumbitch” made me laugh more than I’d like to admit 😂
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"Top Dolla was moving around like Andre the Giant the year before he died" - Solomonster
Solomonster nearly took my life with that one 🤣🤣.
"I guess there's a reason he doesn't do that often."
- Michael Cole, 2022
As a 26 year old guy who has been a diehard SpongeBob fan since I was a little kid, THIS is hands down the best work Travis has EVER done. Nothing will top it for me 🤣
"He's ready."
Fellow 96ers with same interests.
I didnt know there were people in their 20s that were SpongeBob diehards, no offense.
@@chrisingram8233 I'm one of them
@@chrisingram8233The show is like over 20 years old. Why wouldn’t there be diehard fans in their 20s?
Ten seconds in, and I'm cracking up at 'Skid Row'.
My girlfriend and I saw the botch on live tv and both of us nearly choked on our food dying of laughter 😂😂
I think the crowd was saying....
"You fucked up" when Top Dolla tried to celebrate that botch 🤣🤣
Here after Dolla got in his feelings on Twitter
Crying laughing at this review. Merry Christmas, Jim, Brian and all subscribers to the channel xxx.
When are you gonna make a youtube channel
Lmao. This great. Was waiting for Jim to talk about Top Dolla's fail.
Top dollar*
The only thing that makes this better is watching Top Dolla's botch while listening to Jim's commentary on it.
On loop is wonderful.
Does that guy still put cornettes voice over the action.
20 minutes spent discussing a botch? It's a Festivus Miracle!
For the restuvus!
I am so happyyyyy
Rofl 🤣
Damn
Some of the audience serenaded him with a ,"you F'D UP" chant. 😂😂
I saw this clip 3 times, and still the way Jim describing it had me crying!!!😂😂😂
We knew he was likely to skewer it, I didn’t know he was going to downright lacerate it 🤣🤣🤣
Now I need to see it 🤣
This bit has altered Top Dolla's popularity.
Petition to have Top Dolla always represented as Patrick from SpongeBob in every thumbnail
Anytime they mention him they can use this design.
I’d like to thank hhh for bringing Hit Row back to give us this amazing botch. This was worth the price they paid to bring them back.
This was the best segment The Drive Through has had all year! Brilliant
Decribing him jumping over the ropes made me cry 🤣
Need to rename it to The DIVE Thru
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I don’t know bro, cornette last month saying referee Aubrey’s name like a horse is up there too
The internet already dubbed him "Shock Dolla" 😂😂😂😂
Acting like that was the plan 😖
Top Jobber should be all elite
Dark Elevation top feud against Luther
Literally the never ending feud between hit row and Legado del Fantasma
Skid Row and Lucha Suits*
They both will be fired soon
Both factions are boring, lame, cringe, and shit which makes it even worse.
@@itscarlosreally thank you for correcting it, I don't even know who Fantasma and Hit Row are
The good thing is I get to fast forward both teams at the same time
Soon I seen this I was like I can’t wait till Jim react to this 😂😂😂
I saw the spot when it happened, but hearing Jim retell it in his own words had me rolling. "It looked like the top rope had given him a back body drop!" 🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️
If Triple H paid top dollar for this guy, he should try to get his money back.
Actually for this botch, Triple H got his money back and then some. It will be remembered for a long time and talked about.
Comedy wrestling era and I said Bro
The dives were exciting spots when a few people did it and hit them the majority of the time. At this point, people treat it like a fundamental backdrop; the problem is a lot of people doing the dives do not have the skills to do either. He is lucky that spot just ended up being a Shockmaster goof, and he did not seriously hurt himself or someone else. No more dives for Top Dolla Store.
He is lucky he didn't kill himself. Your right about the spot monkeys however. It is too common place to be exciting.
Top Dolla General
@@brysoncherry9884 Top Dolla Tree
Top Dolla is like watching The Bastian Booger pretend to be The Rock
Roflmao 😆
I've been waiting a week for this burial and Jim did not disappoint 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Finally I've been waiting all week for Jim cornette criticism of the main event superstar Top dolla🤣
Main Event! 🤣that's like getting picked to be referee in a schoolyard basketball games cuz there are 11 kids and... well
"Michael Cole said he's lost almost 100 pounds... where the fuck did he start at?" 😂😂😂
The art work we all didn't know we needed
"He almost jump over the top rope and ended up back in the ring." 🤣😂
It's the top rope gave him a big back drop 😂
What the fuck did he start at? Corny had me rolling with that statement 😂😂
As a forever SpongeBob fan since birth in 2002 hearing Jim Cornette of all people say the name Spongebob Squarepants was great enough... But seeing Jimbob Squarenette is definitely a fucking national treasure to me.
“I think it was three fingers down and a thumb up your ass, I dunno what the sign was supposed to be.” I’m dead.
Jim with the Biz Markie "Vapors" reference at the end 👌
Being blocked by flop dollar is one of the greatest honors one can receive
What’s disappointing was Legado had finally showed their potential and it was wasted with a last ditch effort to put over hit row
No Latino talent will get over in the states
@@rollingthunder8223 Yeah, that Rey Mysterio guy never drew a dime...
@@Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma rey is American born
@@rollingthunder8223 Does that not make him Latino?
@@rollingthunder8223 And? That doesn't make him any less Latino. You don't suddenly become white by being born in the U.S.
Finally a professional calling out the dangerousness of these dives! I've always wondered how they agree to this stuff
I've always wanted to understand how do you convince a group of people to work a dive.
The fan footage of the dive is must see.
I just watched it. Hell the thumbnail of that video is gold
Few things are as infectious as Brian’s laugh.
Brian's laugh has made me laugh in dead silent rooms lol
Second only to Ricky Gervais
Top Dolla blocked me on twitter after he dissed the Bucky boys in a rap. He bragged how made the song in a hour and I told him quality over quantity. He then proceeded to tell me about all the people who co-signed him and made fun of my follower count. In which I told him if he treated wrestling like he did rap and football he’s not gonna last 2 years. 2 months later that’s when hit row got released.
If I never get another Cornette review after this one- I can live the rest of my life satisfied. This was a riot.
This one, and Corny's review and description of The Undertaker doing the Cameo greeting will always be funny!
“There’s absolutely no way!” - Michael Cole. YEA YOU ARE RIGHT 😂😂😂
I don't think I've ever laughed harder than from 5:35 onwards. The description made me legit cry.
Brian’s laugh gets me every time😂😂😂
Step 1: Get Hit Row on TV
Step 2: Get rid of Mandy Rose
Step 3: PROFIT 📈
I was anxiously waiting for Jim’s take about that!
😂😂😂 its the fucking patrick for me !!😂
Anybody back here after their twitter exchange?
This is truly a thumbnail I didnt know I needed until now shout out to Travis awesome job!!
Lmao, absolutely love the way Jim described the dive, I'm still laughing
Jim’s laughing description of the finish was just the chef’s kiss.
Thumbnail 🤣, the botch is funny, but Jim explaining it is hilarious 😂
Top dolla will be pissed if he can see this art job🤣
“This guy bumps like a drunk at a Slip n Slide” 😂
Top Dolla posted a video of him diving successfully a few years ago.
He was so delusional to think he could do that at his weight, and presumably no practice.
He is 50 lbs lighter now than when he did the dive successfully.
The reason he posted that is to say "I did it before when I was heavier, I just fucked up its not the weight".
The spot isn't even impressive anymore. Its done 4 times a show. Every show.
@@wittvonwitt4403 Which is why HHH should really talk to his boys and edict a suicide dive almost-ban, and just do it like once in a month in his shows.
This is the BEST THUMBNAIL all year!!!! Real Talk!!! I love it 😂😂🤣
Arcadian Vanguard needs to post this description while a clip of the dive is playing in slow motion.
Lucha Suits is a better nickname for Legado del Fantasma than I would've come up with...I just call them "WWE's Dime Store Knockoff of 'La Facción Ingobernáble'." Props to Travis for his depiction of Jim-Bob Squarepants and Pat Dolla.
Hit Row isn’t right without Swerve. In spite of that I wanted to root for them. That botch took me out. I can’t do it LOL
The artwork somehow made top dollar look like pinhead Larry and dirty Dan at the same time
On one episode of Seinfeld, George recalls how one of his teachers used to call him "Can't stand ya", instead of Constanza...Jim should call Top Dolla, "Top Botcha" from now on
I refuse to watch this sober I got to roll up for this one 😎💨💨💨😂
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Relax promoting drug use
I fully support you promoting medicinal use and NOT drug use seeing as it's not made in a lab but grown from the ground 😁✌️
@@pleaseshutup7053 boo hoo
@@adaminthehouse2 so is opium
Titus O’Neil can finally rest knowing someone else has the best best now
I was keeping my eyes peeled for when Jim and Brian would cover this match, but a whole 19 minute video for the entire dive spot?!???? An angel is lookin down on me today!
Here’s what we’ve been waiting for a week to hear! 🔥🔥🔥
FINALLY!!! Been waiting all week for this one.
That botch looked like something you see in a little indy company 😂
16:31 "This guy bumps like a drunk in a slip n slide"😅
When I saw this clip on Twitter, I got way too excited for Cornette to talk about it. Then when I saw this thumbnail, I was salivating. When the rest of the guys went down anyway and he and B-Fab sold it like he hit it, I got my life
OMG ! Im dying laughing ! Jim said " He dove over the top rope and almost ended back in the ring ! " My sides are splitting ! And whats worse is the other folks SOLD IT ! Ahhh....Wresting is at its all time high
As Braun Strowman would say, Top Dolla trying to be another flippity-flop
Love the artwork as always XD
I've been waiting all week for this 😆 🤣 😂
The best part is top dollar has jim and Brian are blocked on his Twitter lmfao
So that means Top Dolla doesn't want to see this video 🤣 wow
Top Dolla acts like a 40 something year old but he is only 32!
This is definitely the greatest thumbnail of all time.
When the clip starts with Jim making jokes like, "We've got Valhalla, that's her name, Valerie Halla, from the Poughkeepsie Hallas. They're a big family up there," you know it's gonna be a good clip 😂