The Do’s and Don’ts of Posting Thirst Traps (feat. Matteo Lane) - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @youup
    @youup  4 года назад +49

    Everyone’s writing process looks different, including Matteo’s: 4:58
    It’s hard to introduce new material when it could be cancel-worthy: 8:40
    Everybody loves Kelly Clarkson: 12:40
    Matteo Lane has many hidden talents: 16:22
    Andrew accidentally posted his junk on Instagram: 21:04
    Matteo doesn’t seek approval on social media: 27:49
    Can you keep it platonic while talking about sex?: 34:27
    Is Nikki gay?: 38:40

    • @jonnym4670
      @jonnym4670 3 года назад +2

      I am guessing some intern went to the trouble of going though and listing all the timestamps thank you for all your hard work

  • @andrei2734
    @andrei2734 4 года назад +56

    I just really kept looking at Matteo’s biceps in those tight sleeves.

  • @taketheredpill1452
    @taketheredpill1452 2 года назад +12

    Matteo is adorable and very talented

  • @devohnpretari6167
    @devohnpretari6167 3 года назад +12

    Matteo is one of the funniest dudes ever, he is one of my favorite comedians. He is up there with kevin hart, nikki glasser, jim gaffigan, etc ...

  • @itsjustjakeee
    @itsjustjakeee 4 года назад +21

    loooove matteo sm. his face when andrew said he didn’t like that note. 😭😆

  • @michaelhart7282
    @michaelhart7282 4 года назад +12

    We need more Matteo

  • @robertschwartz4810
    @robertschwartz4810 4 года назад +16

    I love Matteo Lane, and his podcast. It's interesting how it gives glimpses into the lives of working stand up comedians. By the way, Andrew Collin's photo looked great.

  • @mikefitzsimmons6955
    @mikefitzsimmons6955 4 года назад +11

    Need more videos with anya and Andrew, best setup

  • @rakeshkoul7964
    @rakeshkoul7964 3 года назад +6

    Love you all , great show, Nikki is female version of Howard Stern, Anya's smile lights up the show and Andrew's honesty is brutal. Great.

  • @k4ir0s
    @k4ir0s 4 года назад +49

    On one end, Nikki is really open about sexual stuff - it makes up most of her comedy. On the other end, she's pretty repressed.
    Anyways, don't change Nikki. We love you. p.s this Matteo guy is great. Have him on the show again.

    • @RebornLegacy
      @RebornLegacy 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, it's such a strange dichotomy!

  • @Mach1Greeble
    @Mach1Greeble 4 года назад +26

    I'm still crying over Matteo's lesbian impression, goddamn that's funny.

  • @Bhaddis
    @Bhaddis 4 года назад +4

    Nikki your voice is instantly recognizable

  • @binkytube
    @binkytube 2 года назад +2

    I came for Matteo. But, just realized Nikki is PERFECT for podcasting!

  • @sevothtartesama18
    @sevothtartesama18 3 года назад +2

    I didn’t know I could like someone SO much after hearing them talk for such a short time 😱 Matteo please be my frieeeend 😱😍❤️

  • @montanaheaventush
    @montanaheaventush 4 года назад +7

    Matteo Lane is simply brilliant.

  • @ryancadena1188
    @ryancadena1188 4 года назад +9

    I actually love Nikki's voice

  • @donmonteiro6830
    @donmonteiro6830 3 года назад +3

    Matteo is Beautiful and super talented

  • @mikahkadence-wilson9401
    @mikahkadence-wilson9401 2 года назад +3

    Matteo is a fkn snack! He can get it!

  • @angiefor2
    @angiefor2 4 года назад +4

    with andrews picture, it’s attractive when guys are confident and funny that’s what equals the sexy part

  • @charitycardiasmenos2689
    @charitycardiasmenos2689 4 года назад +23

    Love how sexually educated and accepting Matteo is. It'd be great to collab on a photoshoot with him.

  • @NickP333
    @NickP333 4 года назад +1

    Woh, Anya hit that note!

  • @EMurph42
    @EMurph42 Год назад +2

    Damn it I’m sorry I missed you in Denver! I will not miss your next show, I might even go to more then one bc I love extremely funny people. I’ve only seen 3 comics twice in a row…Matteo is THAT FUNNY!

  • @cortezriley340
    @cortezriley340 2 года назад

    Mateo Lane + Nikki Glaser= YASSSSSSS!!!!!

  • @steph4287
    @steph4287 4 года назад +7

    Mattel’s art is great! Looked up his IG. Didn’t know he was a visual artist, too!

  • @gilbert6101
    @gilbert6101 4 года назад +5

    I died when Andrew was just looking into the camera.

  • @Tommy-su9tb
    @Tommy-su9tb 4 года назад +13

    Andrew Collins looks like the guy that brought pizza who got caught on To Catch a Predator

  • @docsavage873
    @docsavage873 4 года назад +5

    Nikki's show is so funny 😂😂

  • @playdoug12
    @playdoug12 2 года назад +1

    25:28 has me dying! "But you don't look, goo-"

  • @woodywoodiwoode
    @woodywoodiwoode 4 года назад +4

    Matteo rockin that Hawkeye shirt. Go Hawks!

  • @k4ir0s
    @k4ir0s 4 года назад +2

    Keep it up. These are so fun.

  • @thepinkjournalrehearsalpro5390
    @thepinkjournalrehearsalpro5390 3 года назад +3

    andrew is just here to be the punching bag

  • @samanthasantos4136
    @samanthasantos4136 Год назад

    The high-pitch sound will not "crack" the voice. It's simply pressure flowing through the vocal cords, completing via the nasal and cranial spaces. It's an art, no?

  • @dooshkanoo2122
    @dooshkanoo2122 4 года назад +3

    How did Freddie Mercury get reincarnated so fast!?!? LOVE this dude!

  • @Straggler8
    @Straggler8 4 года назад +2

    "I'm full" joke really needs more spotlight, literally almost choked with my coffee (no, not with a dick)

  • @1369Stiles
    @1369Stiles 4 года назад +3

    just in case nobody else said the name of the song....."because of you"; i think thats the one nikki was referencing

  • @MrArudark
    @MrArudark 2 года назад

    Yeah, it did take me a second but yeah, you're great. I'd love to be at a coffe shop an djuts talk about celebrities btu no slander just like "oh, my god, this is so good. I LVOE IT!"

  • @valpulaski8298
    @valpulaski8298 2 года назад

    Love Matteo

  • @iambetterthanu
    @iambetterthanu Год назад

    I have loved you so much for years up until this podcast, Nikki. You're very mean to Andrew, and it comes across as condescending and petty. He seems like a genuinely nice guy.
    And totally unrelated, I saw you live at a theater, with Andrew and Anya opening. Anya brought the show to a screeching halt and played guitar for some reason. Andrew TORE THE ROOF OFF. He absolutely murdered. I was in tears, and the entire audience was on the floor. It was shocking how funny he was. He should be headlining. Not being publicly humiliated and berated on your show.

  • @evanjones8142
    @evanjones8142 2 года назад

    I might be the only one here that noticed or cares, but he's wearing an Iowa Hawkeyes shirt and I'm just wondering where he got it, like from a fan or did a show in Iowa. It's always cool to see Hawkeyes represented out in the world.

  • @deanbarnette1602
    @deanbarnette1602 2 года назад

    Love Love Love!! 💜💜💜

  • @YeaItsMeMatt89
    @YeaItsMeMatt89 4 года назад +3

    I would literally run into a fucking street sign if I walked past Nikki. In a perfect world; I would fall down and she would run over and ask if I was ok. #Glasergazer

  • @nicematerial
    @nicematerial 3 года назад

    There's some jewels in this actually

  • @9tailskyle
    @9tailskyle 4 года назад +2

    Anya 🖤❤

  • @kdavis63
    @kdavis63 4 года назад

    Awesome!

  • @davidcourreges2595
    @davidcourreges2595 4 года назад +1

    We use to call that Kelly Clarkson high note "caterwauling"...

  • @kparker905
    @kparker905 4 года назад +2

    I know him from Desus and Mero!!

  • @kellibrooks9032
    @kellibrooks9032 Год назад

    I wish matteo would sell drawings. I would buy one quick fast and in a hurry

  • @artoo45
    @artoo45 Год назад

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates his own voice. I think I sound like the BIGGEST QUEEN ever when I hear myself unless I'm doing a character voice. Other people, evidently, don't hear that. Matteo is so fucking funny and completely adorable.

  • @ralphrmillerjr
    @ralphrmillerjr 2 года назад +1

    Matteo, when you're cranking it out is it safe to say it comes in spurts?

  • @michaelbashford2733
    @michaelbashford2733 3 года назад

    Not to take away from Matteo's hardwork cuz he looks fucking good. But are we not including Rogan in this 'best body in comedy' competition 🤣

  • @joelmccoy9969
    @joelmccoy9969 2 года назад +1

    Somatic narcissism is such an attractive trait in everybody, it is compersively generous as well as a statement of libido competence. You're not in memory care yet and your Alzheimer hasn't invaded your hormone production. Minute 35:00 Nikki is such a would-be mommy with all the depressive vanilla inhibitions.

  • @JelenK
    @JelenK 4 года назад

    Yessss more long form

  • @donmonteiro6830
    @donmonteiro6830 3 года назад

    Kelly Clarkson as a talk show host makes so much sense!!! i lover her show

  • @jomic9060
    @jomic9060 4 года назад

    they fully realize their in the parade and not clapping from the side. the majority do not desire to be ancillary. the subscribers clap. wave and smile while you can. maintenance and staying out of the principle office are the major guidelines. the bigger parade cause is desired acknowledging theres always a float behind you.

  • @supervegeta101
    @supervegeta101 4 года назад +2

    What Ian are they talking about?

    • @jf5811
      @jf5811 4 года назад

      ian fidance

  • @joelsmith5461
    @joelsmith5461 2 года назад

    Oooo...did Andrew reveal that Matto WAS seeing someone's but they bleeped him out? Is Matto seeing someone who's famous but trying to keep it private and just saying 'I'm single' ? Because they had to bleep out what Andrew was saying, Matto did the Shhhhh and the ladies seemed ticked off that Andrew said what he said and Matto said something to him in Italian that I'd love to know what he said

  • @PowderChaser
    @PowderChaser 3 года назад

    So funny!!

  • @denisjustement2914
    @denisjustement2914 2 года назад

    actually, I have a friend I still mourn to this day, since 1994, who cotracted A.I.D.S. through compulsive blowing of men, he met through public restrooms... All you need is poor teeth, and that situation possible consequences.

  • @dalekarvonen1446
    @dalekarvonen1446 Год назад

    King Diamond

  • @sharoncohen318
    @sharoncohen318 4 года назад +3

    Matteo does comedy, sings, draws, works out. Wtf

  • @Itstymeetswrld
    @Itstymeetswrld 2 года назад +1

    tbh, i would choose Andrew over Matteo.

  • @demolition5000
    @demolition5000 4 года назад

    Love it

  • @MIKEFITZ2003
    @MIKEFITZ2003 4 года назад

    everyone has problem with obesity now . that starts when you are young . when i was young i thought i was one of triplets i was so well fed . only i had two eyes .. and mine were blue . but hey , it is easier to hide behind tree in summer . when its dark .

  • @nataliaalfonso2662
    @nataliaalfonso2662 4 года назад +1

    Wtf?!?? Why does Nikki have have those whistle tones?!?!????

  • @geoman51270
    @geoman51270 4 года назад

    Now be honest. What do you think about Messer?

  • @grantsturgeon7881
    @grantsturgeon7881 3 года назад

    LOVE a good troll on dating apps...

  • @renatofabbro5263
    @renatofabbro5263 Год назад +1

    Am I the only one who finds Andrew to be sexy?

  • @georgeholloway3981
    @georgeholloway3981 4 года назад

    Nikki sang an F6.

  • @-HRH
    @-HRH 4 года назад +5

    "Dos" should be without an apostrophe.

  • @caligurlxo159
    @caligurlxo159 4 года назад +21

    Nikki is very judgy...especially to Andrew. Comes off bullying and not as comedic. She doesn't do that to her other "friends".

    • @faperito2389
      @faperito2389 4 года назад +11

      Yeah I think lately it's become too much with her jokes to Andrew. He's such a sweet guy and you can tell he's come a long way. I, someone who identifies with him the most of all the regulars on the show, feel honestly kinda sad whenever she pokes him too hard. I hope she realizes this sooner rather than later.

  • @davidcleveland5
    @davidcleveland5 2 года назад

    Omg..."I never seen a vagina close up" and she said " come here".

  • @emdc1231
    @emdc1231 4 года назад

    Too wet 🤣

  • @manzell
    @manzell 4 года назад

    Generational Thing. Gen X people are too terrified to ever trust Prep

  • @footballcynosure7468
    @footballcynosure7468 3 года назад

    lol

  • @hoaxygen
    @hoaxygen Год назад +1

    Loved the podcast but I honestly wasn't on board with Nikki digging on Andrew so much. She sounded so outright dismissive and her comments on his body were off-putting. He's right--some of us do like it, why put him down for that?

    • @iambetterthanu
      @iambetterthanu Год назад

      I agree 100%. I loved her so much for years up until this podcast. She's very mean to him and comes across as condescending here. Andrew seems like a genuinely nice guy.
      And totally unrelated, I saw her live at a theater, and Andrew and Anya were opening acts. Nikki was pretty disappointing. Anya brought the show to a screeching halt and played guitar for some reason. Andrew TORE THE ROOF OFF. He absolutely murdered. I was in tears, and the entire audience was on the floor. It was shocking how much funnier he was. He should be headlining.

  • @m.c.williamsiii9961
    @m.c.williamsiii9961 2 года назад

    I thought that your life was in danger, I prayed, and had faith to be pacos for you... If I had a lasso I would have roped it... instead I protected you.

  • @aries7415
    @aries7415 4 года назад

    It was sad to see them body shaming. The comment, but you don’t look good when you posted that picture.

  • @10-OSwords
    @10-OSwords 2 года назад

    Ok...I can't stand Kelly Clarkson. BUT her new version of 9 to 5 is f-ing fantastic. Cred. where cred is due.

  • @stefchenko009
    @stefchenko009 4 года назад +1

    that "girl" after he said he fingered a girl and bit his nails slayed me

  • @shonebx
    @shonebx 4 года назад +8

    'You don't look good' says Nikki - how mean and shallow. He looks pretty ok, he is not ripped but thats not the point. He doesn't need to be. No wonder Nikki's single thinking that way. She must be thinking she is worthy of a CK model, but girl think again - these guys obsessed with their physic would also look for someone much hotter than you

    • @michaelhart7282
      @michaelhart7282 4 года назад

      shonebx Nikki has said she is shallow and focused on looks, with herself and others. She says she likes her body, but probably wants to mess up her face with fillers and surgery

    • @shonebx
      @shonebx 4 года назад +5

      @@michaelhart7282 Just because she has said it doesn't mean it's cool to put down your colleague like that and be mean. Besides, she is not exactly a Miss Universe in her early twenties so better for her she puts her feet back on the ground

    • @vegahimsa
      @vegahimsa 2 года назад

      Shut up they are fkn comedians

    • @florencefrere7213
      @florencefrere7213 Год назад

      It’s just fun between friends. They are all beautiful people.

  • @damhood2033
    @damhood2033 2 года назад

    That was an F6

  • @dapperdino775
    @dapperdino775 4 года назад

    there are no such things as personal informations 44:01

  • @mcfishyfirst253
    @mcfishyfirst253 4 года назад

    I have a #icechest strapped to my back filled #waterbottles filled w water and Nikki gives me the feeling you are a #squirter maybe a #gusher Iam a firefighter 👩‍🚒

  • @MIKEFITZ2003
    @MIKEFITZ2003 4 года назад

    i have problem with girlfriend and want to ask Nikki comedy Aunty or Anya good friend for advice please ? i am older man who is seeing younger woman in relationship , she is 19 i am nearly over 40 nearly way over 40 and she says to me "hey , one day you will be rich man ..you are so tight fisted ! " so i am thinking should i go straight ?

  • @daveshonk7702
    @daveshonk7702 2 года назад

    Am I crushing on Anya? Yes. Yes I am.

  • @athibstrain
    @athibstrain Год назад

    It’s attention… period end of sentence ;)

  • @MMJJBB
    @MMJJBB 4 года назад

    Tweaks look good Nikki 😉

  • @jujitsujew23
    @jujitsujew23 2 года назад

    Wow, listening to how pathetic that guy is really made me feel better about myself being able to do basic things like laundry, washing my dishes and generally being a normal human male

    • @iambetterthanu
      @iambetterthanu Год назад

      which guy?

    • @jujitsujew23
      @jujitsujew23 Год назад

      @@iambetterthanu Andrew...did you not even listen to it?

    • @iambetterthanu
      @iambetterthanu Год назад

      @@jujitsujew23 I heard it 2 years ago but came back to it now randomly. Nikki is really nasty towards Andrew in this one.

    • @jujitsujew23
      @jujitsujew23 Год назад

      @@iambetterthanu lol Andrew deserves it

  • @TheStefan6969
    @TheStefan6969 4 года назад

    😂😂😂😂

  • @mollousha
    @mollousha 4 года назад +2

    Lmfao Matteo hates Andrew

    • @victorpark
      @victorpark 4 года назад +1

      everybody hates andrew.

  • @kristoffer7000
    @kristoffer7000 3 года назад

    That note is not a G!!

  • @jtrain5615
    @jtrain5615 2 года назад +2

    Matteo is funny, but that singing is so annoying.

  • @manwithllama
    @manwithllama 8 месяцев назад

    4:10 Three seltzers delivered. Zero thank yous given. Narcissistic Nikki strikes again.

  • @ricksundberg5659
    @ricksundberg5659 3 года назад +3

    This guy has the fruitiest jazz hands when he talks.

    • @DRJVNAVY
      @DRJVNAVY 2 года назад

      Really!? Homophobic comments like this still exist??? gasp 🙊 insert fruity jazz hands!

  • @ndiekwere5837
    @ndiekwere5837 4 года назад

    wait are you Americans still living your homes and going out for comedy. how?

  • @jugsteve
    @jugsteve 4 года назад +2

    Can't they find Andrew a job that does not involve talking while other people are being entertaining?

    • @synner707
      @synner707 4 года назад +2

      Andrew is funny
      hearing his quips makes the show

  • @Alex-ie6kz
    @Alex-ie6kz 3 года назад

    I got tired of nikki bashing andrew, it passed funny long ago

  • @gluckwunschwinston5618
    @gluckwunschwinston5618 3 года назад

    Lää

  • @natcatrawr
    @natcatrawr Год назад

    Let Andrew know he’s hot af and im so down

  • @scottobrien1289
    @scottobrien1289 4 года назад

    Is this current? If so why are they in a cramped space with all that is going on in the world?