I wish I could remember what video it was on, but I remember reading a comment that went something like: "I imagine when Cory laughs he stomps his feet on the ground and his light up Sketchers go off." I think of that regularly.
Googles Mighty Max toys... I like to think Chris' mom was innocent (or maybe tricked) and did it because she genuinely thought young Chris would really like the toys seeing what they are. So that it wasn't like a video games are bad let's get rid of the console deal.
My mom sold my PS1 at a garage sale for $1 without telling me when I was a kid. I feel like we all knew a kid or heard a story like this during childhood
We need more Cory, I love that man and his goofy antics and wild rants. Also considering how Dorkly is dead I think they could get away with a marathon
@@muz426 Huh, weird. Like a year or so ago they had a video talking about them ending animations and not being able to sustain themselves so I wonder what changed
@@MistaBrandoVA They probably just made a patreon or something after the video, and people supported it, either that or College Humor decided to invest in the channel again (for some reason) but who really knows
9:17 Scratch was in Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine, which is the Sonic version of Puyo Puyo, and I'm pretty sure his design is based on those chickens in Wing Fortress Zone. He also makes a cameo in a bonus stage of Sonic Spinball.
12:41 "You were accosted by strumpets most foul?" is one of the most brilliant sentences I've ever heard someone think up on the fly and it's a CRIME that neither Chris nor Cory reacted to it at all
Sonic the hedgehog is the best friend a man could ever hope for. He helped me through labor, and even delivered the baby. We were married shortly after, and Amy was the flower girl. We proceeded to find a fine cabin in the Italian wilderness. Unfortunately, Sonic’s work took a toll on his mental health, and I left him in the night. So tell me about yourself, Mario.
I can see a dorkly parody being written around the fact that eggman acknowledges sonic's world is in fact very video gamey, and that some guy is leaving powerups and rings everywhere so he just steals everything and makes the levels impossible
It's amazing they paid their writers when almost anyone can just shit out an almost endless supply of that formula; especially since that's exactly what they did.
@@GreenEyedDazzler I mean, god knows when it's gonna release though, since he still does Oneyplays to pay the bills. But, credit where credit is due, Chris certainly has a lot more to show off with Bowlbo than Ding Dong and Julian do with Wan Wan games.. just sayin..
It's pretty funny hearing Cory have a go at "redundant" and "antithesis" after Lyle and Chris joked about using big words that you don't understand. Then again, he is a water person, of course.
May be the 8 beers, but those gridwalls at the sides really put me off game. Feels weird, like being a kid again but wanting to throw up at the same time, while being happy to watch oney. A rough day, I tell ya
The only enemy in Sonic 2 that resembles the chicken guy from Adventures of Sonic is the ones on the flying fortress level that shoot eggs out of the little turrets.
49:42 If you thought those launchers were bad, I beat this boss so many times as Tails only because I got a weird glitch where he kept on missing the Tornado in the forced cutscene. It was thanks to that same glitch, I lost all of my continues and never made it to the Death Egg. I swear, Wing Fortress is the most broken zone in the game.
50:30 If you haven't seen the Robin Williams movie "Toys" you should. Because that's basically what the villianside plot winds up being about, and pretty smartly refrains enough from insisting on the concept of "Some day they're gonna figure out that gamers are really good at flying drones." The film in itself feels like what happens when enough legacy-weeblords at once make an asuka-worthy hollywood film in a time period that couldn't make sonic or tails of it.
I remember one of the first comments I read from this channel was like “Lyle isn’t funny and he never will be, it’s cringe”. Then he pulled a gun on the commenter and said “DONT FOLLOW ME” and I knew the comments were stupid
19:12 ska already got its comeback it started in the 70s and then came back in the 90s with like ska punk or whatever and the reason why everyone got tired of it is because all of ska is exactly the fucking same
its funny that Lyle talks about a "Dark Sonic" as if its his own idea when in reality a Dark Sonic is already an official thing that I think came from Sonic X, where Sonic becomes Dark Sonic when he's extremely angry
With the benefit of hindsight, for both the Sonic movie to be pretty alright and Justice League Snyder Cut coming out to right the wrongs.... kinda weird how they mention both disasters in the same series
50:00 Watching the bois getting slaughtered by this admittedly really clever boss makes me wonder how I ever managed to beat it on console and CRT; I definitely couldn't beat that now
*Bro, Chris is so wrong.. Sonic 1 is easy, pff.. Chris wouldn't know that though he isn't a big milky gamer such as I that breastfeeds my 99 cent Sonic plushie every morning.*
I also remember a kid in my school, actually in our neighborhood making the same hovercraft boastful claims. Which for my neighborhood was kind of believable since we were one of the 4 rich people neighborhoods in our little town.
I don't get why people always complain when Sonic isn't going fast for a second. I get his thing is going fast, but it's still a platformer and you want there to be some challenge, it shouldn't be hold right to win.
19:00 ska died in the US, but in Europe and other places, it's actually still rocking on like ever. After the Aggrolites got popular, a bunch of other bands came up playing 70s style roots boss reggae, and England has a bunch of 2tone influenced bands going. A big part of why ska died out was due to Jamaican music getting split into old fashioned Ska and ska punk being dominated by white kids in the 90s and modern Ragga/jungle getting popular mostly with black kids... That racist divide made the vast majority of fans of both styles afraid to embrace each other... both scenes eventually stagnated, outside of some notable exceptions on both sides who turned out to be the bands with longer lasting appeal. Ska bands that had Ragga toasters, those who embraced dub, and ragga artists who sampled roots reggae sort of met in the middle and survived.
Cory has a big smile during the entire game and clapped his feet afterwards
Goo goo gaga
I believe this.
I wish I could remember what video it was on, but I remember reading a comment that went something like:
"I imagine when Cory laughs he stomps his feet on the ground and his light up Sketchers go off." I think of that regularly.
Like a big baby!!!
Chris then clapped his cheeks while watching AOSTH
Jesus Christ. The story about Chris' mom giving away the Genesis for a Mighty Max toy just destroyed me.
It legit sucks, feels bad man
Googles Mighty Max toys...
I like to think Chris' mom was innocent (or maybe tricked) and did it because she genuinely thought young Chris would really like the toys seeing what they are. So that it wasn't like a video games are bad let's get rid of the console deal.
@@dianslabbert504 Chris sort of explains the story better on sleepycast
My mom sold my PS1 at a garage sale for $1 without telling me when I was a kid. I feel like we all knew a kid or heard a story like this during childhood
@@RallyLancer95 it's not yours because you didn't buy it your parents did
Chris is dressed up in his Tails fursuit in the thumbnail, this is a clear reference to Chris’ immortality.
Why are you everywhere I see of sonic
I saw u on a windows 96 video too haha
@@sonichedgehog2874 why u care
Seems right
ok
I love how Corey says he's doing really bad and proceeda to blow through multiple levels in under 2 minutes and barely die until the very end
He's getting through fast because he's not going for the chaos emeralds.
That would lengthen this play through as they're a pain to get.
Lyle's little tidbit about his friend Dominic from the 90s always coaxes a chuckle out of me. Something we all could relate to.
Chris: this game would have given me so much autism.
Corey: I beat this game so many times.
Just proves chris was right 😂😂
Can't believe they've been holding onto all this crisp footage since the 90s, WILD!
You know what they say, the 90s didn’t end until 2020.
I like to think that Cory's wearing his sonic cosplay while playing this.
His daily wear or his con suit?
@@gnome_farmer there's no difference
ok
We need more Cory, I love that man and his goofy antics and wild rants.
Also considering how Dorkly is dead I think they could get away with a marathon
Dorkly died?
@@MonSuper21 there channel had a final goodbye animation I think a year ago
@@MistaBrandoVA No check their channel, they’re still going
@@muz426 Huh, weird. Like a year or so ago they had a video talking about them ending animations and not being able to sustain themselves so I wonder what changed
@@MistaBrandoVA They probably just made a patreon or something after the video, and people supported it, either that or College Humor decided to invest in the channel again (for some reason) but who really knows
"that came out in the 90s, that was 2009" is one of cory's absolute best quotes
9:17 Scratch was in Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine, which is the Sonic version of Puyo Puyo, and I'm pretty sure his design is based on those chickens in Wing Fortress Zone. He also makes a cameo in a bonus stage of Sonic Spinball.
12:41 "You were accosted by strumpets most foul?" is one of the most brilliant sentences I've ever heard someone think up on the fly and it's a CRIME that neither Chris nor Cory reacted to it at all
Lyle is genuinely sharp
Some of his best jokes often get lost in the autism of his co-hosts
Hearing that Chris's mom gave away his console for a toy still makes my brain feel bad.
Sonic the hedgehog is the best friend a man could ever hope for. He helped me through labor, and even delivered the baby. We were married shortly after, and Amy was the flower girl. We proceeded to find a fine cabin in the Italian wilderness. Unfortunately, Sonic’s work took a toll on his mental health, and I left him in the night.
So tell me about yourself, Mario.
Is this a dorkly cartoon
No
@Will Price It is real life
ok
ok
Scratch and Grounder have only been in one official game, Dr. Robotnik’s mean bean machine
Hell yeah, epic game
@@pu-FP hell yeah good as Mario 64
Hell yeah, it made my ribs wiggle with excitement everytime I played it.
I remember playing that on my cousins mom genesis
Well Grounder is an enemy in Aquatic Ruin, and Scratch is based on the chickens in the cannon things in Wing Fortress.
“I think being called slob would be worse because it would be more accurate”
“~My name is Chris and I’m a slob~” “~no I’m not!~”
I can see a dorkly parody being written around the fact that eggman acknowledges sonic's world is in fact very video gamey, and that some guy is leaving powerups and rings everywhere so he just steals everything and makes the levels impossible
It's amazing they paid their writers when almost anyone can just shit out an almost endless supply of that formula; especially since that's exactly what they did.
I wish I could live in Chris's fantasy universe, putting make-up on corpses and other fun stuff.
I find it funny that they make fun of dorkly, then pretty quickly after that make a dorkly level joke commenting on Eggman's stupid hammer.
Cory Does What Ding Don’t.
Too SOOON...
Wait what happened?
@@ryanwood6006 Chris actually made a game
@@GreenEyedDazzler I mean, god knows when it's gonna release though, since he still does Oneyplays to pay the bills. But, credit where credit is due, Chris certainly has a lot more to show off with Bowlbo than Ding Dong and Julian do with Wan Wan games.. just sayin..
@@reidsimpson4213 Well, three years later and both have the same amount to show. Nothing. Oh well.
Ah! This is the playthrough with Lyle's "accosted by strumpets most foul" line. It always kills me.
20:02 put "it makes you wanna pick something up" into the giant list of lyle's unrecognized moments of quick wit
"that came out in the 90s it was 2009"
cory just melts my brain sometimes
This whole video it's more fun for me because a friend of mine genuinely enjoys dorkly's videos and I can relate with the awkwardness
It's pretty funny hearing Cory have a go at "redundant" and "antithesis" after Lyle and Chris joked about using big words that you don't understand. Then again, he is a water person, of course.
Corey bringing up Sonic for Hire brought a sea of memories back. Blocked that shit out for a reason.
...and best of all, he’s blue-coloured and knows how to handle the ladies.”
May be the 8 beers, but those gridwalls at the sides really put me off game. Feels weird, like being a kid again but wanting to throw up at the same time, while being happy to watch oney. A rough day, I tell ya
“Look at those gun star men” Gunstar heroes was my favorite game as a child I was so
Giddy when they released gunstar advance for gba
Scratch is almost definitely based on the chicken gunners in Wing Fortress.
Cory somehow simultaneously has horrible and amazing memory
46:24 The pure confusion Chris and Lyle have KILLS me
0:19
I thought Boneyplays was done already.
The only enemy in Sonic 2 that resembles the chicken guy from Adventures of Sonic is the ones on the flying fortress level that shoot eggs out of the little turrets.
49:42 If you thought those launchers were bad, I beat this boss so many times as Tails only because I got a weird glitch where he kept on missing the Tornado in the forced cutscene. It was thanks to that same glitch, I lost all of my continues and never made it to the Death Egg. I swear, Wing Fortress is the most broken zone in the game.
Cory talks before his brain knows what he's saying.
I miss Corey so bad, please come back
you guys are hilarious I'm gonna watch all your videos now
48:44 Best Cory moment.
The friend with divorced parents/two christmases comment from Lyle is too real
50:30
If you haven't seen the Robin Williams movie "Toys" you should. Because that's basically what the villianside plot winds up being about, and pretty smartly refrains enough from insisting on the concept of "Some day they're gonna figure out that gamers are really good at flying drones."
The film in itself feels like what happens when enough legacy-weeblords at once make an asuka-worthy hollywood film in a time period that couldn't make sonic or tails of it.
I know you’re trying to communicate I just don’t understand any of it
Thank god they edited Tomar out of this thing, really went wild the whole time
“That came out in the 90s, it was 2009”
I remember one of the first comments I read from this channel was like “Lyle isn’t funny and he never will be, it’s cringe”. Then he pulled a gun on the commenter and said “DONT FOLLOW ME” and I knew the comments were stupid
“Hey homeboi Wanna bump?”
Chris’s parents sounds like mine but minus all the wholesome stuff he says about them in other videos
Damn grow up and move out, obviously
6:13 Them's fightin' words!
Cory talking about how you inevitably make money by gambling makes my head hurt.
I don’t understand why this channel doesn’t have 1 million subscribers
19:12 ska already got its comeback it started in the 70s and then came back in the 90s with like ska punk or whatever and the reason why everyone got tired of it is because all of ska is exactly the fucking same
Just imagine the stretch marks. NOW WE'RE TALKIN!
its funny that Lyle talks about a "Dark Sonic" as if its his own idea when in reality a Dark Sonic is already an official thing that I think came from Sonic X, where Sonic becomes Dark Sonic when he's extremely angry
90s ska was the come back 1st ska bands are from the 70s like *the specials*
With the benefit of hindsight, for both the Sonic movie to be pretty alright and Justice League Snyder Cut coming out to right the wrongs.... kinda weird how they mention both disasters in the same series
This was a really chill episode, btw what was the genre of music they were talking about just after the cory 90s convo?
2009 was one of the best years of the 90s
50:23 there actually has been ads targeted to gamers to join the army.
"Submarine in oil? You can't see what you're doing, stupid."
This is...weirdly hilarious to me.
50:00 Watching the bois getting slaughtered by this admittedly really clever boss makes me wonder how I ever managed to beat it on console and CRT; I definitely couldn't beat that now
Who's that orange guy?
Knuckles.
Just destroyed me I dont even know why. Perfect nonchalant low energy delivery amd timing
*Bro, Chris is so wrong.. Sonic 1 is easy, pff.. Chris wouldn't know that though he isn't a big milky gamer such as I that breastfeeds my 99 cent Sonic plushie every morning.*
😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe the real tails fur suit Chris is wearing is the friends he made along the way
I must be a weirdo, because I love playing through Sonic 1. I hardly ever go back and visit Sonic 2. What the hell am I doing?
Mario is just as slippery though in any of older 2d mario games, he builds up speed and even has that little skid if u try to stop abruptly
I wanna see paddy in a future episode and he’s talking about his hovercraft while fishing
I also remember a kid in my school, actually in our neighborhood making the same hovercraft boastful claims. Which for my neighborhood was kind of believable since we were one of the 4 rich people neighborhoods in our little town.
Cory is a beautiful man. A beautiful, sometimes annoying man.
Weird feeling hearing Lyle say my name
I don't get why people always complain when Sonic isn't going fast for a second. I get his thing is going fast, but it's still a platformer and you want there to be some challenge, it shouldn't be hold right to win.
There were some Scratch look-a-likes in the bonus stages of Sonic Spinball
Scratch was in Mean Bean Machine lmao
Scratch and Grounder have appeared in Dr Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine, so yes the two have been in a game. :)
24:32 for the underrated Lyle read of Larry the cable guy
as a person on the spectrum myself, i can confirm that sonic 2 was like a sleeper agent activation code but for autism
19:57 this hurt my poor rivethead heart 💔💔💔💔so tragic
Idk if this counts, but Scratch was in Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
Sonic for hire has been re-uploaded by lowbrow studio
I don't remember when this originally happened so I'm going to imagine that was a Brian David Gilbert reference at 20:10
48:45 Cory's personal hell
How powerful would Chris have been if he did go full autism?
Scratch is in sonic 3 I believe. He pops out of the ground amd the enemy really looks like scratch
If you use the simple launcher it gets rid of the lag
"The 90's stuck around until like 2010" - Is a prime example of 2000's kids having no identity.
Xbox 360, maaaan
Please don’t trust Corey’s gambling advice.
How can sega have so many differing yet equally terrifying logo screen sounds?
I mean, there's the OG "choir" one, the one with the man screaming "SEGA", and i guess the new one with a close up of a lady's eyeball.
*How is the intro working?!*
No, seriously, I have this collection and the intro always glitches and jitters, there's like a constant stutter.
Love sonic 1
Sonic 1 is my favourite.
Cory is super fucking right, the game is piss easy but then the difficulty spike goes from like a coasting 20% to 90% out of NOWHERE and stays there.
Cory is a prime example of an evolutionary dead end. God willing he'll be the last of his kind
I know you’re joking but it’s sad because he’s more successful than both of us
@@GreenEyedDazzler And the poor man can barely even speak😔
i want cory back on i miss the boy
Are you guys not finishing Little Nightmares? I liked that run =/
Best of Cory
Aw yes the complete version
Labyrinth zone isn’t the last level in sonic 1 but it is the worst
19:00 ska died in the US, but in Europe and other places, it's actually still rocking on like ever. After the Aggrolites got popular, a bunch of other bands came up playing 70s style roots boss reggae, and England has a bunch of 2tone influenced bands going.
A big part of why ska died out was due to Jamaican music getting split into old fashioned Ska and ska punk being dominated by white kids in the 90s and modern Ragga/jungle getting popular mostly with black kids... That racist divide made the vast majority of fans of both styles afraid to embrace each other...
both scenes eventually stagnated, outside of some notable exceptions on both sides who turned out to be the bands with longer lasting appeal.
Ska bands that had Ragga toasters, those who embraced dub, and ragga artists who sampled roots reggae sort of met in the middle and survived.
Scratch is on the ship flying area :)
And I had watched a compilation of Cory being insane too.
Dorkly didn't make Sonic for Hire 😔
Who did then? Machinima?
Classic Bruce Paul, the best Paul brother.