how are the cafe staff allowed to use grammar but customers cant? i mean, one single cap in a sentence is somehow bad enough for a cafe customer to get a permaban but not the cashiers? B R U H
Idea for paradise life: put a teleported on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it worse copy and paste this so Albert can see credits: domenico florentino & serenity willoughby
Shut up Idiot They abuse them, put them in small cages for children to scream at and get flashes from pictures. Get their glass beaten in and forced to do tricks. And they only feed them if they do a trick/show right. Animals live 2/6 years less in aquariums.
Dawn Therese Brancheau (née LoVerde, April 16, 1969 - February 24, 2010) was an American senior animal trainer at SeaWorld.[3][4] She worked with orcas at SeaWorld Orlando for fifteen years, including a leading role in revamping the Shamu show,[3][5] and was SeaWorld's poster girl.[4][6][7] She was killed by an orca, Tilikum,[8] becoming one of two SeaWorld trainers to be killed by an orca, along with another in Loro Parque in Spain.
Albert you have helped me out so much with my dad leaving my mom everyday when I came home watched your videos and it opened up my heart so I wanted say thank you and thank God you were born.
Albert crying was possibly the most emotional thing I've ever seen
yup
EDIT: 𝚒 𝚗𝙴𝚎𝙳 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝙴 𝚕𝙸𝚔𝙴𝚜 𝙻𝚒𝙺𝙴 𝚘𝚁 ᗪ丨乇
Lol
Agreeable
Yes
Lol
Honestly, he deserves to do whatever he wants to a game because of the fact that they use him as a thumbnail. It's fair play.
Exactly.
For real
They're using him for clout wow💀
@@candyland832 When have games like this NOT used Albert for clout?
Makes sense, I don’t think they got permission so technically he can do whatever
proof that albert doesn't hurt animals
"the sharks need to eat too!"
Y E S
he doesnt hurt them
he kills them
Y E S
@@jujuconjurer yep
But what about the "SHOOT THE KOALA!" "I wanna eat it's flesh" "KILL THE ANIMALS"
Karen: *WHERES UR MANAGER*
albert: the koala
adtually, he spelt it koalka
XD
Karen: Under Standable Have A Nice Day
@@sIay3r actually he spilt it koalka
@@sIay3r no its coalkcao
Imagine walking into a zoo, and you hear
“I have more freedom than these animals! And I’m going to feel good about it”
Janimal Plays oml,YeS siSter-
use my memes 🙏🏾
wants to g℮t 38K R$ try my idea 😐
😚
🙄
හැමෝම ප්රතිලාභ ලබා ගැනීමට එය උත්සාහ කරන විට එය
Omg it's funny from its funne the yes
Me: ahh time to go at the zoo and see all the cool animals-
Also me: welp time to play fortnite
We have learned if we get told off for admin abusing we just say
“Koala”
*big brain time*
i hewe the stupid
No say the koala
Albert: we must fight the Koalas!
*Albert kills child sitting on a bench*
Me: yeah, i guess i could see how he looked like a Koala...
Roblox Eclipt 14! OMFGGGG LMFAOOOOO IT SAYS IM 14 LIKEEEE YASSSS
yes very chill
Slemgo シ ?
Michael Watson LoL bean
@@michaelwatson9428 That says : Can you thank my last one after you use it
0:40
When he said *"FLOWER"* I felt that.
dang me too
I felt it physically, mentally, emotionally, and verbally.
F L O W E R
E flower
Albert:"Why is he levitating?! "
Random ad that pops up: *Because I'm a Londoner*
Bløømíng Wølf lol xD
Yes because we are great beings,us Londoners
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 *no advertising*
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 ok
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 shut
Someone : He's abusing cuffs!!!!
Albert : No the sharks need to eat too
Hi!, imma fan i subbed
@☆•Willow Wolf•☆ yes
“He is abusing them”
*cough cough..*
HE’S not hurting them, the SHARKS are :)
*shark to sock has never seen such bvllshit before.*
yeah shoarks gottta eat to
@@Jackuves its sharks kid
@@introverted.Person_IRL it was to be funny idiot can't you take a joke or something
@@Jackuves jeez no need to be salty
this man is the definition of what happens when you let the intrusive thoughts win
ive already let them win
“The sharks need to eat too”
Yes thank you for feeding me
@Sophia Feser chair food
What do demons eat then?
@@candyland832 Deviled Eggs
@@cyboptopia1164 LOL
Because of that joke I became a fish I started flopping and then spasmed out of control I almost had an seizure @@cyboptopia1164
“mrflimflam” is real yet they say fake. Then, some fakes like “mrfłïmflæm” noobs think they are real
Ikr lol
profile cringe
wth
Ye ive seen d3nisDaïly its so fake
jkkids fr profile cringe? Dude, your pfp is a cup on a body with shorts on- you’re cringe, stfu 😂
Title: “I worked at a ZOO”
Me: *I feel like he will abuse the animals*
AlienZGamer no
u guessed it before the vid even started lol
@@JustinEvo06 no
Lol
AlienZGamer no
"E" Should be Albert's Starcode
Wait.. Yeah!
ARE U FROM FUTURE :O
Yeah✋
y e s
Use starcode E when buying robux
I love when he said "LET ME OUT" in his high pitched voice XD 6:13
Your boring I have your ip
He was trying to have a high pitched voice anyways
Albert then: "RESPECT THE VETS"
Albert now: "KILL THE ANIMALS"
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 why?
yeetpeep its a bot
@@chiaengkim oh
What happens when you say hate comments on its video?
Soldier loves CamilaTheTrash UwU nothing happens
Girl: He is abusing the cuffs.
Albert: He is not!
“How could you say that!”
The sharks need to eat too!
😭💀💀 IM DED
Yes
Lol
Km kill mung on m
just like that guy
I got your grave ready.R.I.P died of laughter 😂
1:56 Albert finally does a collab with Tal Fishman
Someone : He's abusing cuffs!1!11!!
Albert : No the sharks need to eat too
You shouldn’t make fun of them for that, it’s their rules lol
@Bobburito
Silence, frappe player
@@Myopiae ever heard of..
*Humour?*
@c6amp I just wanted to relive the moment that made me lose my breath and share it
i mean, he got an point
Guy : *Abusing Hand Cuffs*
Alberto : *The sharks need to eat too!*
Me : *I respect that american creature*
Yea man
join my g
its mrbigbaskett
IAm KevB good
I mean... He's not wrong-
1:42
"The sharks need to eat too!"
- Albert/ Mr. Big basket/ sototallyfrog12 2020
Plumpus Mcrich
"What are you supposed to do? Kill somebody with a mop?".
*captainsauce kindergarten 1 and 2 flashbacks*
7:49 that 6 year old like LOOK AT ALBERTS USERNAME
It triggers me when they think they’re not the real one
3000 subs with only two vids challenge A AD
3000 subs with only two vids challenge it triggers me when u call somebody a 6 yr old but he’s prob older than u
i shared a id℮a t𝐎 d℮scrib℮ th℮ id℮a for large R$ 🎃
💲
👓
No hi ha cap raó per no intentar-ho
FLAMINGO DOES DRUGS AND COCANE
Albert: *sees a baby*
Also Albert: Wait how do I become a child
@@dianehudson3876 Stop 🤬🤬🤬
e
@@dartpresents1281 *E
Diane Hudson stop!,!!!!!!!,:” ,m,m,m,m,mm,,mm,, lllvglbbbbb/ //
@@bred9901 s'tpo
i love how people always say: “hes fake flamingo” in the game but then they watch the video at then be like: oop i messed up
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3
Kevin you keeping comenting that i wont hate you❤
Lmaoo true
69th like 🤠🤙
why is this funny
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 ?
The "I'll take his lives" albert said is a best voice acting ever
Mobile players: * has one cap on the first word
Cafe players: BANNED FOR CAP ABUSE WAAAAAAAAA
IKR
how are the cafe staff allowed to use grammar but customers cant? i mean, one single cap in a sentence is somehow bad enough for a cafe customer to get a permaban but not the cashiers? B R U H
I work for a game on roblox and thats a strict rule xD
Im an employee
@@luriasan9063 ok but why is it
The person who said “ITS FAKE FLAMINGO” would regret saying that
Lol
True
AlienZGamer please don’t self promote 🥺
@AlienZGamer ur already there. Please don’t advertise your channel this way.
And person who killed flamingo her user was: UndercoverFBI_1234
albert: makes jokes about killing koalas
that one koala themed cafe: *O H F R I C C*
I worked there!
Kinga Jarosz Nerdr
@@Mayorfoxia82 ..
@@angel-qo8mk I am the globglogabgalab
What’s it called?
"If only I could give everyone a sword.. OH I JUST GAVE EVERYONE A SWORD-"
ALERT: THERES A NAKED MAN TRYING TO KILL KOALAS AND FEEDING HUMANS TO SHARKS!!
XD
@@dianeyoung7032 stfu scam bot
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 ok
No please! Not my family! Don’t kill them!
Im dieing!!!!!!! I dont want to go next person screaming in back round
Animals: *exist*
Albert: *your free trial of breathing has ended*
: )
: )
: )
:)
: )
0:55 Albert crying is our new national anthem
Roblox moderators when some gets banned for no reason: 3:34
"Cowboy kills koalas"
Me: *he's the Cowboy behind the slaughter*
Idea for paradise life: put a teleported on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it worse copy and paste this so Albert can see credits: domenico florentino & serenity willoughby
@@falltumn1746 nani
Yes lol
Lolz
DanishKong Da cowboy 🤠 behind the slaughter 🔪
Person: HE IS A FAKE FLAMINGO
Albert: *uploads this video*
Person: o sho-
lol-
NO CURSING
Bahaha I wanna play animals crossing- FUCK IT
@@ineeedserioushelp shit
YOU CURSED *reports*
Albert: “i hate animals”
also albert: his youtube channel names after an animal
👁👄👁
You lost your will to live
Alex Costello heh that is true he
emojis=gay
@@ZeCoolGuy-lk5mg 🤔
He only likes flamingo
My favorite animal is koalas and seeing albert just destroying them is just......
PRETTY GOOD ACTUALLY
Australia: has Koalas
Albert: ALL SHOOT THE KOALAS!!!
@IAm KevB stop advertising your video on someone else's video
Well just don’t walk under trees they will drop down on your head and claw your eyes they have their nickname for a reason
Drop bears
@IAm KevB stop
Koalas are endangered tho :(
@@user-vt5hl9jj3b good call
"He's fake flamingo"
Albert:are you sure about that?
them seeing this: idk who that was it wasn’t me
0:54
14-year-old girls after listening to Boiling Eyelashes
💀
LMAO
LOL GOOD ONE
@Anakin Skywalker me too :(
I cry to Sweden and why are we still here metal gear solid scene
I’m a Australian myself so respect to that dude who saying facts about koalas and keep up the good work flamingo!
Didn’t he kill the koalas
"DOLFIN"
- *The albert spelling bee*
Edit: Tysm for 200+ likes on this comment!
The
Albert
Spelling
BEE
T h e a b e r t s p e l l I n g b e e
“Dolphin” the normal way to spell it
Dolfin the Albert spelling bee way
Bfee
@@macaronmadness6744 r/woooooooooooosh
“ Doesn’t Sea World abuse their animals, Hey Sea World don’t sue me it was just a question.” Like what the heck😀👍
Keiley Bird They actually do abuse them.
tulip crossing wait actually?
Kai Lee _actually._
Shut up Idiot They abuse them, put them in small cages for children to scream at and get flashes from pictures. Get their glass beaten in and forced to do tricks. And they only feed them if they do a trick/show right. Animals live 2/6 years less in aquariums.
@@loonalover69 I would say something but you will get angry at me and curse at me
girrafes: levitate
flamingo: now this is an avenger level threat
“You little Humpy Dumpy, gonna crack your egg head”
I’m dead 💀😂
No one:
Flamingo: ArE tHeSe ANImaLs stUfFed BeHinD BARs
Ok.
When you're trying to make a funny Comment as soon as a video come out:
• Personastuff lol
@@youarearat2571 ty
@@lanalols ty
5:52 Albert literally just roasted him 😂
True XD
XD so true
XD i laughed out loud
Trusses Xd
Ot humpdie but a noob😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Someone: Stop abusing admin!
Immediate responce: koalka.
“GIVE ME THE CHILD” -Flamingo
“Give me the child, Sullivan” -Waternoose
*mmm, they have one thing in common…*
Albert: WE NEED TO FREE THEM-
Me: _Yes!_
Albert: *-FROM LIFE*
Me: ...
e
👁👄👁
EVEN BETTER
Everyone when Flamingo on an alt acc: FLAMINGO
When he’s on his main: *FAKE FAKE FAKER*
not funny
Chill
u werent either
@@spritesensation it was a J o k e:/
wants t𝐎 𝐎btain many R💲 I hav℮ upload℮d a idea 😁
😁
🤩
אני תמיד רוצה לחלוק את מה שאני יודע
Albert- “I cant tell apart animals and humans anymore”
Me- “so are you a flamingo or a human...”
xd
Lol
XD
Hold up-
LOLLLL
Admin:stop Abusing admin
Albert:koalak
“It’s laggy! OMG STOP!”
*Welcome to my world Albert*
Ok. Whoop de do.
Flamingo idea: Albert with the help of RealKingBob can make a game we’re you find love, once people are online dating KILL THEM!
LOL YESSS
the name for him is Real_Kingbob not RealKingBob
dtheall86
they can call them RealKingBob if they want.
Theo Carr yea, it dosnet really matter that much anyways :>
Okay.
Me: *see’s thumbnail*
Also me: This video is gonna be perfect.
yes
Sees*
Lol
yes
Yep thats you
4:40
**Chuckles** Im in danger..
*grabs sword*
Never Ask:
A Man His Salary
A Woman Her Age
And Flamingo How Many Voices He Can Do
Ur A Bot
Silverheart
wow 🤩
Its so magical 😍😍
PPFTTT U TOO
Lol
Bro What The Heck :/ I’m. Not A Bot :(
Flamingo: Ur all judging these little sunscreen eaters
Me: "Watches five more videos about him bullying sunscreen eaters
Still Me: Hmm...
😎
I ate all the robux
trash comment
Oof
plantanoid like your iq
”I have more freedom than these animals, and I feel good about it”
-Albert 2020
I SEE U EVERYWHERE
STOP
:)
AlienZGamer stfu
@@JustinEvo06 stop
It
Get
Some
Help.
I love how, How much he does bad things, he never ever gets banned on roblox, It’s just free advertising or free money.
The thumbnail: **dropping a baby into a lion's cage**
Me: ...
Also me: honestly....
Me again: *these are the most beautiful types of videos.*
Yup 😌👌
Indeed.
Yes. Yes they are. Alberts the hero we needed
Indeed
Yep
Albert: *posts*
Everyone: *rushes to comments before watching vid*
Wow so original.
Original comment
yes
Shut up
Yas
Me: Wants to troll and get power in the game so bad
Robux: Don’t think about it😕
You do know that you can get free roux from rbxdemon, right?
@@dianeyoung7032 Bruh
Tbh i think you should just not support games where you can buy ranks
@gapple * Some site where you can get roux but you have to play games for it
@•SxgarBear• What's it called?
0:33 Ariana's introduction lol :')
3:52
Albert: "What is this fish flying through the air?"
*Chrollo from Hunter X Hunter entered the chat*
:000
“i killed him master”
*as he’s being dragged away in cuffs*
“I will have him banned ASAP. Thank you so much for reporting this.”
*burps*
“I’m not gonna do a single thing about this”
I read this as he said this-
👁👄👁
It* 😑
𝚆 𝚘 𝚛 𝚖 🍋 that’s what happens when you report somebody
WHAT THA HECK
Ew 👁️👄👁️
The entire koala thing made me laugh so hard
Humpty Dumpty's last words:
The staff needs to rethink about this.
"Even in roblox there are animals stuck behind iron bars" - Albert, 2020.
Love your profile picture
Nice👌
fresh comment
:)
This is an inspirational quote
Dawn Therese Brancheau (née LoVerde, April 16, 1969 - February 24, 2010) was an American senior animal trainer at SeaWorld.[3][4] She worked with orcas at SeaWorld Orlando for fifteen years, including a leading role in revamping the Shamu show,[3][5] and was SeaWorld's poster girl.[4][6][7] She was killed by an orca, Tilikum,[8] becoming one of two SeaWorld trainers to be killed by an orca, along with another in Loro Parque in Spain.
not from wikipedia
Giraffe: *walkes*
Albert: WOW they can move?
walkes
that’s a funny word
Lol
Nice spelling, Chump.
Wow you get an A+++++ on spelling.
hei gaiz it me yur voi metz twoday I see sometwo that walkes
Flamingo: We need to free the animals!
Me: That's so sweet-
Flamingo: FROM LIFE
O-o
Hello
@@user-ye5yp6bs6l hi
Cringe
Yep
@@lemondragon8184 how you doing
Nobody:
Flamingo: ITS LAGGY *points his ninja mouse and his webcam screaming*
Mm toes
Starcode fgteev use it use it use it now
@@JustinEvo06 hm.... NAH BAHAHAHA
AlienZGamer No one cares 🥺
Every 15-13 year old:
Albert: kills somebody near a koala
Albert: dont wants to get banned
Albert: blames koala
‘’Wait.. she sends guys other flowers.. *cry’s*’’
AhH
Cries* but funny lol
Players: this flamingo is fake!
Players: *watches flamingo* WAAAA IM SORRY
me: be quiet. 😡
Idk lol
If u didn't use a emoji this comment would be less cringe
@Gunter Plays Games k
@@dyingsnails769 I breath air as well
r/comedyheaven
Albert you have helped me out so much with my dad leaving my mom everyday when I came home watched your videos and it opened up my heart so I wanted say thank you and thank God you were born.
Awwww
that's why your adopted and your family left you
Me:*sees title an thumbnail *
Also me: man I know its gonna be crazy -,-
ALSO ME : he threw a baby Into a loins mouth (T .T)
We already don’t trust Albert with children so we shouldn’t trust him with zoo animals.
@@JustinEvo06 LOL, no
Bruh he spams on ever comment
@@JustinEvo06 Stop-
Hell ya
@@leowouldurather stop self promoting
Someone: Tries to escape from jail
Albert: They have a right to escape because you captured them.
games: *sell ranks*
also games when someone abuses the ranks: *suprised pikachu face*
Albert’s videos are really short but they are so funny and interesting it feels like the video was 4 hours long
4:56 imagine being one of those kids
a Highly Ranked Employee with a Sword Comes out of a ZOO and just Kills you
I feel like when Albert stutters that is someone in his mind censoring what he was about to say, his version of hashtags
“Roblox Roleplay Zoo!”
Me: “is albert there...”
Them: “Yes!”
Me: *vietnam flashbacks*
You have likebots
The one person I always see. You are such a good person.
bentou jawara UwU Too poor to afford one.
Just- Bear bee Thanks! ^_^
bentou jawara UwU No he doesn’t or she people just like the comment your probably just jealous
I loved watching this during lockdown.
Zoo: has animals not yet abused
Albert: *sign me up*
The guy who said “HES FAKE FLAMINGO” be like: Uhh 👁👄👁
Who be like uhhhhhh where's the common sense in this comment
XD
I changed the comment so replies dont make sense
You see now thats what bugs me about ppl joining him
sototallyfrog12*
@søftea What?
It do be like that
Imagine that person watching this vid and says
Person: IT WAS THE REAL FLAMINGO!?!?!?😱😱😱
you hit 9 mil subs
congrats
When ur so early youtube hasn’t recommended the video yet:
Oof
Love Albert
This was 3min aggo for me
lol
ikr
Me: *eats food while watching flaming*
My Dad: “what are you watching”.
Video: “SHOOT THE KOALAS”.
My Dad: 👁👄👁
Haha
ah yes flaming the popular RUclipsr
*We love f l a m i n g, here's your slushie.*
yes.
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 This is your 3 warning, if i see you again saying this i will ban you from RUclipsr Center, Please sir follow the rule.
Thumbnail: cleetus sacrificed his child
Reality: *K O A L A*
DIO CARDO
Koalas have to be extinct.
KILL ALL KOALAS
No koalas are amazing animals
Blue Blox Bang it’s a joke karen
albert your the one thing that cures my depression
Albert: *Says Anything*
Fans/ ppl in the comments: I will now quote that
Well what do you want people to comment then?
Idk I’m just sayin :I
Yes, because everything he says should be cherished 🥺💕
AlienZGamer Uh your sentence doesn’t even make sense so no..
KamAdant something actually funny..