@@jenheart1996 Same now living in Tennessee. I saw someone take a riding lawn mower up to the grocery store. Plus my brother in law got pulled over for riding a bike to the store drunk.😂😂😂😂😂 So many good times.
A day without laughter is a day wasted. I want to thank you Alonzo I suffer from sever anxiety and depression bipolar and complex trauma. So I often come on RUclips to help fight just that on a daily basis. Every time I watch one of your videos I can't help laughing and getting distracted from all that when therapy and meds dont work. Sometimes laughter is the best medicine. So thank you
Alonzo Lerone: “I’ve broken every rule in this book” Me: Thinking of the “No keeping alligators in your bathtub” rule Also me: wondering how he broke that one...
@opi_is_me What are cougers? 0.o COUGARS! Geeeeez. I had to check: (from UrbanDictionary) COUGER: "An older woman around age 50-80 who looks to pick up younger boys, they prefer teenagers over all (around 14-17). But if they can, they will look for boys with the name Tim. " wtf. Tim? Be aware.
I lived in New York for 10 years This was common to do Now I live in Florida and broke nearly every rule here too 😂😂😂😂(if you look at other funny rules)
You soo know you might not die from jumping of a building it depends how high the building is. The law is really stupid like if the building is on fire and the only way to survive is to jump that means that I would be killed for trying to survive if I jumped and survived.
In Arizona the cactus law refers to the saguaro cactus, it is a protected species which is why it is illegal to cut them down. The water law mostly refers to restaurants, etc and is in response to the extreme heat. Dehydration sets in fast in the summer. The law helps prevent heat related deaths.
I called my sister for "It's illegal to pump your own gas in New Jersey" and she said, "Yeah, they don't really want you to be pumping your own gas because they think you'll steal it or something." Her aunt said, " THEY ARE GHETTO AS HELL!!"😂😂
It is illegal and you can get fined if you pump your own gas (even tho some due cause the attended can be busy and we are impatient).. but it’s not cause we would steal it lol.. it’s cause of the gas competition back in the 40s and just stuck. At least we don’t get wet on rainy days lol
Yeah, I can vouch for this one. My boyfriend had family come out awhile back. They live in New Jersey. When I stopped at the gas station his cousin asked what I was doing when I went for the nozzle. I was like "buying gas" and he asked all confused and asked where the guy was. We were both so confused. I didn't see why it was a big deal and he seemed scandalized. I told my bf later and that's when he told me they don't pump their own gas in New Jersey and it just slipped his mind.
I heard that most of these laws were from way back in the day and they never got around to updating them or just removing them. Like the Texas one about the buffalos and hotels was from the 1800s I'm sure. hahahah
From Arizona. We do not have wild camels, and the cactus law is because the saguaro cacti are only native to Arizona and is our state flower. The water is because it’s hot and people can die.
"it is against the law to sing off key" My entire family: **slowly backs away and looks at me for help since I'm the only one who can sing on key** Me: **on the plane about to go to Alaska** BYE SUCKERS!
"911 what is your emergency" "This is Al's Grub Shack I need the cops right away please it's anarchy!!!" "ok police are on their way, are you in a safe place, what is happening" "I'm hiding in the kitchen, three guys came in and two are tapping their feet the other is tapping his fingers to the song and now everyone is starting to do it!!!" "omg sir it sounds bad, I have 3 cars in rout"
Thanks for that! Was pretty sure there was a reason for every single one of these stupid laws over 100yrs ago...reasons we have nothing to do with now lol
cutting down a cactus in arizona actually is a really big deal because the saguaro cactus is endangered and arizona is the only state in the country where they grow naturally.
@@ashleyburbank3129 nope! you can't cut down a saguaro cactus for any reason. but if you tried drinking from a saguaro you would be in worse shape. on an empty stomach it would make you sick and only further your dehydration. imagine not eating or drinking anything for days and then having a beer, it's kind of like that.
@@ashleyburbank3129 just the saguaro. cactus grows all over the world but the saguaro cactus only grows in the sonoran desert between phoenix arizona and hermosillo mexico.
I’m from Alaska.What they mean by viewing a moose from a plane is during hunting.you’re not allowed to have a spotter in a plane and tell hunters on the ground where the moose are.with pushing one out,its again related to hunting;capturing and releasing one for the purpose of helping a hunter on the ground is illegal.Wildlife Troopers are VERY strict about protecting Alaska’s nature
Yeah. I have a friend who lives in Alaska and he said they will put you in prison faster for illegally killing an animal than they would killing a man.
I heard that it is illegal in a town in Alaska for a moose to cross the street. Story went, this guy had a pet moose that would go across the street to the bar, and get drunk. To prevent people from getting the moose drunk, the town made it illegal for the moose to cross the street. Is that true?
I think it’s an old law based on horses following peoples ice cream cones and getting lost from their owners but nobody really enforces it anymore and I think it was taken from the law book
I had something similar happen once, but the fish still had its eye... I think it was after that incident that Mom decided she never wanted to go fishing again.
In Calgary, Canada, where i live. There is an active law that if you get banned from the city you will be given a gun and a horse😂 Edit: It’s an old law and it’s still active but it’s never used because they can’t permanently ban you from cities
For some reason I only thought about the show Supernatural when I heard "It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane." ME: NOOOOO!!!!SAM!!!
7:56 funny story we went to New Jersey and we stoped to get gas and we didn’t know it was illegal to pump ur own gas so my dad starts pumping the gas and someone who actually has the job to pump ur gas for u walked up to me dad and said “sir...um... what are u doing” my dad was so confused 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Madison Mckay I went to New Jersey with my best friend and we were so confused when the guy came out and asked to pump our gas...we apologized because we are from Ohio and didn’t know what to make of it
The same thing happened to my husband when we went to nj to visit my family and I had to tell him that your not allowed to pump your own gas and he was just really confused because he had never heard of that
Mom: Look at 1000 dollars worth of Grease! Me: goodbye ma, i’ll love you forever. Mom: What do you me- Cops: OPEN UP IT’S THE POLICE! Me: like i said i love you mother.
I live in North Carolina... apparently it’s illegal to have a bingo game that lasts over 5 hours... unless it is at a fair. I couldn’t stop laughing, my grandma definitely broke that law 😂
Yeah in New Jersey you can't pump your own gas So when i moved to Virginia when I was 9 I kept asking my mom why she was getting out of the car and doing her own gas and why the man wasn't coming She said NJ is the only state that does it
The ice cream cone in the back pocket is because people used to do that to steal horses because the horse would follow you trying to steal the ice cream.
I was told by my dad who lived in alabama when it became a law That on sundays it was free cone days and kids would hide icecream in there pockets to get a second
"It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo." PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one who caught that!
As a foreigner (Danish) I have never laughed so hard at anything I've ever seen on RUclips. Who the hell made these laws?!! Seriously the best thing I have ever heard lmao
For the mattress and pillow tags, it IS legal for the consumer to remove them. It is illegal for the manufacturer or retailer to remove them because they are obligated to provide information on what the mattress is made of to the consumer.
Missy Anderson okay. Well they should state specifically "manufacturer cannot remove this tag". Got these consumers shaking in they boots a lil bit, LMAO!
A lot of these laws are literally impossible to enforce. I’m pretty sure that the majority of them are “stacker laws”(laws that allow you to get extra charges added on if you’re already caught for a crime) or laws for petty people Who just want a reason to get someone in trouble like The whispering dirty things in your partners ears during sex law like if your partner had a problem with it and was petty enough they could get charges on you for it or old laws that were forgotten about and got lost in time because the lawmakers were too lazy to get rid of them but anyways you’re unlikely to get charged for any of these unless you’re around an extremely petty person Who has a serious problem with you Or you’ve already committed a crime and you get punishment added on but they’re nothing to be worried about or care about really because nobody cares about or enforces most of these or nobody stupid enough to break these laws (like the moose out of the airplane law)
Tennessee: It is legal to consume roadkill I live in TN, and sadly i can confirm that whenever someone hits a deer the first question they are asked is did you leave it there? I always leave it.
I have a friend who lives in Arizona he said if someone refuses anyone a glass of water in a restaurant that person can call the law and have the place shut down with the person facing at least 5 years to a year for attempted murder.
1 How do you call the law 2 why attempted murder.... did they kill the waiter for asking if they wanted water 3 those people better not call the law cause snitches get stitches 😂 jk jk
Got curious about why you cant put salt on railroad tracks, and it seams to be a hold over from the days of railroad robberies. Gangs would put salt on the tracks to attract dear and cattle, like how a salt lick is used today for baiting deer in hunting, forcing the train to have to stop, with the train stopped they would rush it and rob it.
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New York: The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Spider-man starts sweating nervously.
@@impossible900 did you miss the joke?
@@impossible900 R/woosh
Isaiah F-D no, I’m just saying... if you jump off a building, you die, so they’re gonna kill you...
I spelt dont wrong
@@NeonManatee lol
"the penalty for jumping off a building is DEATH"
ALONZO:"Y'all gon kill me twice?"
What if you jump off the roof of your house into a pool
if I made this comment:
8:32
Video: "The penalty for jumping off a building is death"
Alonzo: **Infamous car engine laugh**
so spiderman should be arrested？🤣
@@samlin5194 I think he'd be killed on the spot for the amount of times he jumped off of buildings 😂🤣
Colorado here.... yep cousin got a DUI for riding his horse into a store drunk.... his defense.... the horse was driving he was just a passenger 🤦🏼♀️
Lol
"I didnt know there were horses in Colorado." You never heard of the Denver Broncos? They're named after the horses there
I use to live in Colorado, I believe it. 😂
@@jenheart1996 Same now living in Tennessee. I saw someone take a riding lawn mower up to the grocery store. Plus my brother in law got pulled over for riding a bike to the store drunk.😂😂😂😂😂 So many good times.
Lmao that's a good one. Actually true too. The horse is sober and basically controlling everything. So it's actually safe to drive a horse drunk.
A day without laughter is a day wasted. I want to thank you Alonzo I suffer from sever anxiety and depression bipolar and complex trauma. So I often come on RUclips to help fight just that on a daily basis. Every time I watch one of your videos I can't help laughing and getting distracted from all that when therapy and meds dont work. Sometimes laughter is the best medicine. So thank you
Alonzo Lerone: “I’ve broken every rule in this book”
Me: Thinking of the “No keeping alligators in your bathtub” rule
Also me: wondering how he broke that one...
I also wonder how and why he pushed a moose out of an airplane...
Also thinking of the sex on a churchyard rule...wonder what happened
Me wondering about the sex toys
What about Iowa?
He has abused his wife once a month...
*Cop:* "Excuse me, sir, but were you just biking 65 in a 25 zone?"
*Bike Rider:* "No, I was biking 64."
*Cop:* "Oh, my bad. You have a good day, now."
"It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on wednesday"
What the hell happened here?
That's wayyyy too specific. It's almost like you'll be cursed if you do everything in this order lmao 😂😂
@@victhebric66 ikr lmaooo
Me asking for Jefferson County
Somebody murdered someone in Lee county after sundown on a Wednesday with a peanut
Skyler Haldens
Bet that person had a penut allergy🤣.
I live in GA, and let me just say, we definitely have broken the sex toy law. There’s at least one sex shop in every city.
exactly 😂
I do to and I agreed
Bro we got like 5 in my town
There’s more than that, hun. 😂 😂 😂
@@AlicenSoundGarden That’s why I say “ at least”. Haha
5:46 “it is illegal to take a lion to the movies”
Oh but a tiger is fine right? lol
Big Gus ya of course. I take mine every Sunday
What about cougers?
@opi_is_me What are cougers? 0.o
COUGARS! Geeeeez.
I had to check:
(from UrbanDictionary)
COUGER:
"An older woman around age 50-80 who looks to pick up younger boys, they prefer teenagers over all (around 14-17). But if they can, they will look for boys with the name Tim. "
wtf. Tim? Be aware.
Agata Kurzeja COUGARS ARE CATS XD MOUNTAIN LIONS
also that but it's the urban dictionary for a reason 😂
I shave the mane of mine and paint stripes. I think they're getting suspicious but darnet come and check properly.
Nobody:
New York: dont throw a ball at someone's head for fun
Me: *starts sweating nervously*
What happens during baseball games when someone gets accidentally hit in the head lol
L'Arachel
Good question
Like the Yankees throwing balls at the Red Sox
I lived in New York for 10 years
This was common to do
Now I live in Florida and broke nearly every rule here too 😂😂😂😂(if you look at other funny rules)
*dodgeball has left the chat*
Virginia Law: Illegal to tickle WOMEN
Alonzo: “I wish I could arrest my brother for tickling me as a kid”
Hmm... You hiding something from us?🤔🤣
The Makeup Game LLC *Tickles*
1:00 , actually putting salt on railways will make them rust faster, damaging the tracks and endangering the trains.
"The penalty for jumping off a building is death" 😂😂im dead
Arrie King No, but I jumped out of a tree
I mean shit it’s kind of a no brainer I live in New York lmfao😂😂😂
no pun intended.
I lived there in NY
Camaria Official did anyone hear you?
Me: *jumps off building*
Police: *THATS A DEATH PENALTY BOOK EM BOYS*
Police: *hangs my dead body*
You soo know you might not die from jumping of a building it depends how high the building is. The law is really stupid like if the building is on fire and the only way to survive is to jump that means that I would be killed for trying to survive if I jumped and survived.
Ethan Ritchie that’s kind of fucked up
0r30 committing suicide and then police hanging a dead body is just kinda fucked up
Well if the fall doesnt do yhe job, the cops will. New york does not fuck around lol
@Hannah's Crafty Corner hi
Tennessee: Its illegal to share your Netflix password....
Dont tell anyone I did that...🤣
Woah thank you 697 Likes!
Kayla Pasto TEACHER!!!
Same
*hello 911?*
i live in tennesse XD
@@brooklynyt1435 Same
In Arizona the cactus law refers to the saguaro cactus, it is a protected species which is why it is illegal to cut them down. The water law mostly refers to restaurants, etc and is in response to the extreme heat. Dehydration sets in fast in the summer. The law helps prevent heat related deaths.
"you may not have more than two dildos in a house"
Trisha Paytas is *QUAKING*
I wonder what department of the state is going door to door checking the inventory of the amount of dildos per household..🤣😂🤔🤣😂
The fake wrestling thing actually happened by my house and the people got arrested 😂😭
Maddy Cornbread bet
Same
WHAT LMAO
Maddy Cornbread lul
Will they allow it if it's for real?
I called my sister for "It's illegal to pump your own gas in New Jersey" and she said, "Yeah, they don't really want you to be pumping your own gas because they think you'll steal it or something." Her aunt said, " THEY ARE GHETTO AS HELL!!"😂😂
Lmao fr? Oml 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It is illegal and you can get fined if you pump your own gas (even tho some due cause the attended can be busy and we are impatient).. but it’s not cause we would steal it lol.. it’s cause of the gas competition back in the 40s and just stuck. At least we don’t get wet on rainy days lol
Lol ugh it was for safety because they do not want yourself killed
Yeah, I can vouch for this one. My boyfriend had family come out awhile back. They live in New Jersey. When I stopped at the gas station his cousin asked what I was doing when I went for the nozzle. I was like "buying gas" and he asked all confused and asked where the guy was. We were both so confused. I didn't see why it was a big deal and he seemed scandalized. I told my bf later and that's when he told me they don't pump their own gas in New Jersey and it just slipped his mind.
Is anyone else concerned as to why a man can’t knit during fishing season? 😂
I heard that most of these laws were from way back in the day and they never got around to updating them or just removing them. Like the Texas one about the buffalos and hotels was from the 1800s I'm sure. hahahah
Each of these laws has a backstory of why they needed to be made into a law ......and I need to know each and every one of those stories
Yoo exactly
That one person actually did these things, that’s why they are now laws.
Me too
In NY it is illegal for a woman to wear body hugging clothes
same
From Arizona. We do not have wild camels, and the cactus law is because the saguaro cacti are only native to Arizona and is our state flower. The water is because it’s hot and people can die.
With the water there are a few places that make you pay for the cup you use
I can also confirm. Cactus and water law is real. Camel law is not
I went to Arizona for a month and that is all true
Meanwhile in Alabama:
???: hey man you got the cones?
Cone dealer: yeah man they’re in my back pocket.
???: *pulls on a cop hat* HAY THAT’S ILLEGAL
Games And More! It’s bc in the 1800s people would do that to steal a horse
@@carolinehodges8668 wha?
check out my every state in America rap! ruclips.net/video/XOajlbmqxcQ/видео.html&t
Games And More! Hey not hay
Makenna Eeg
This bit- BOI IT'S A JOKE
That moment when you are canadian just watching this video going
"Welp I'm glad I'm canadian:
Lol
I am sure we have dumb laws here too 😂😂😂😂
You know all of these laws are never enforced. Lol
Trudeau. That is all.
I broke that law in North Carolina about singing.
Many times.
And I also know over 5 people who broke it to but I ain’t being a snitch.
KitsWorld same lol
You should've said I ain t no snitch..bitch
New York - 'The penalty for jumping off a building is death' - If y'all be jumping off a high building, u GONNA DIE.
thats the fuckin point
Not if y’all have a parachute
NOT IF YOU ARE SPIDERMAN
The penalty for jumping off a building is death💀😂
Dyshanti Howard makes sense
What the point
I Am bxaxnxa he he
Here's another dumb one- a fine of $25 can be imposed for flirting
yeah so if you survive the fall they will come finish you off at the hospital.
"it is against the law to sing off key"
My entire family: **slowly backs away and looks at me for help since I'm the only one who can sing on key**
Me: **on the plane about to go to Alaska** BYE SUCKERS!
”This is America”
- Childish Gambino
Jalen Brown *Donald Glover
Zora S same person
Emil Ratatosk ok....and
Jenna ok and?
Jalen Brown OML I JUST CALLED OUT A DIFFERENT NAME THAT COULD'VE BEEN THERE MY LORD
Thumbnail: it’s illegal to sell your children
Me: seems legit to me
Cool girl msj the key word is YOUR children, so you can sell your neighbors children cuz they aren’t yours.
@@jamay613 LMAO 🤣
3:46
One Direction from Wattpad is quaking rn
@@jamay613 so is it okay to just give them away if as long as you're not selling them? 🤪
"911 what is your emergency"
"This is Al's Grub Shack I need the cops right away please it's anarchy!!!"
"ok police are on their way, are you in a safe place, what is happening"
"I'm hiding in the kitchen, three guys came in and two are tapping their feet the other is tapping his fingers to the song and now everyone is starting to do it!!!"
"omg sir it sounds bad, I have 3 cars in rout"
Dabunny Rabbit 🤣🤣🤣
"If y'all kissin' for more than 5 minutes y'all might as well DO THE DO" had me DEAD 🤣
Also, "HANG??!!!" 🤣
And remember, something must have happened in order for these rules/laws to be enforced..
Man.....I mean...it should be legal for you to have jams though! So come to 'Merica
Yay army!! 💜💜
@@wlorourke1 true. Im packing my bags. 😂
@@victoriajones9421 hehe💜
So anyone got hurt by two dildos?
The reason your not allowed to have ice cream in your back pocket is because that was a way people would steal horses, back in the day.
Thanks for that! Was pretty sure there was a reason for every single one of these stupid laws over 100yrs ago...reasons we have nothing to do with now lol
What?
They put the horse in their pocket?
K Latham-Temple 🤦🏻♀️ pretty sure she meant they put the ice cream in their back pocket to lure the horses and they steal them.
@@AlienZombieeeGaming so, what? Did the horse think 'Hey that looks like a carrot!' and follow the guy?
Tennessee here. Yes at schools there are no holding hands with another student.
Same and I'm in Virginia
Same
I've gotten away with it lmao
every part and its illegal to hold a duel then run for any gov office
@@snowhawk-ci4ft who the heck holds a dual anymore . Weren’t those like back in the 15th and 16th centuries
The icecream cone in the back pocket was a way to lure another's horse away so that it could be stolen. Now you know
cutting down a cactus in arizona actually is a really big deal because the saguaro cactus is endangered and arizona is the only state in the country where they grow naturally.
Electronics For Fun would the law differ if a survival situation came up I wonder?
@@ashleyburbank3129 nope! you can't cut down a saguaro cactus for any reason. but if you tried drinking from a saguaro you would be in worse shape. on an empty stomach it would make you sick and only further your dehydration. imagine not eating or drinking anything for days and then having a beer, it's kind of like that.
Electronics For Fun fair enough! wait is that all cactus for just this particular kind. as you can tell I've never seen it desert!? hahaha
@@ashleyburbank3129 just the saguaro. cactus grows all over the world but the saguaro cactus only grows in the sonoran desert between phoenix arizona and hermosillo mexico.
And the only way you are able to cut one down is with a permit and you have to relocate it it is expensive
“It is illegal to get a fish drunk” - Ohio
Unfortunately, it’s true 😂
auIeriaa now i wanna get a fish drunk
I have questions 🤣🤣 how do you get a fish drunk?!
Jessica Gill i think you fill it’s tank with alcohol 😂
@@sophia-cx5kk 🤣🤣🤣 dude the fish wouldn't live 5 minutes swimming in alcohol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jessicagill963 it will be drunk for 4:59 minutes then!!!!
I’m from Alaska.What they mean by viewing a moose from a plane is during hunting.you’re not allowed to have a spotter in a plane and tell hunters on the ground where the moose are.with pushing one out,its again related to hunting;capturing and releasing one for the purpose of helping a hunter on the ground is illegal.Wildlife Troopers are VERY strict about protecting Alaska’s nature
Yeah. I have a friend who lives in Alaska and he said they will put you in prison faster for illegally killing an animal than they would killing a man.
I live in Alaska and I thought that that law would make no sense to anyone other than an Alaskan resident!
I heard that it is illegal in a town in Alaska for a moose to cross the street. Story went, this guy had a pet moose that would go across the street to the bar, and get drunk. To prevent people from getting the moose drunk, the town made it illegal for the moose to cross the street. Is that true?
Cassity Green I’ve never heard of that one,but while the story may be true,I doubt that law still stands in modern society
Louisiana. “Fake” wrestling. 😂😂😂 they don’t care down here
Didn’t y’all have WWE WrestleMania a few years back 😂
I just can't wait until Monday because Louisiana is getting some snow and I'm going to pee in the snow
@@Jerry_Freestyle WWE is fake wrestling anyway
Him: “If you give me 50 lbs of chocolate, I’ll be yours forever.”
Me: Going to Target with the boys and buying all the chocolate. Done.....
You could get it for free right now
"All sex toys are banned"- Georgia
But for some reason there is a Spencer's in every mall
Same in Alabama
@@ashleythompson9153 sWEET hOme aLABama
@@gayerthangirlinred1459 "my mother is my sister and she's dating my brother"
Zerø of a Herø wait really?!!!
@@izabellakeil52 Nope Its in a tiktok of #familycoincidences but yes it is possible in a sick way :)
North Carolina: it's against the law to sing off key
Me: I got to get out of here!
Bohemian Rhapsody?
Me too Yikers
"No work may be done on Sunday"
Every Pastor/Priest from South Carolina: **sweats nervously**
'Im just imagining an animal getting arrested'😂😂😂😂
2:49
I can imagine an animal in jail living with a human and stealing his food cause it’s an animal
Same lol
lol ;3
Uhh, sir! On the ground! Good boi, now let me check you...alright now lemme cuff you sir. You biet mi hend.
I live in New York and if it is illegal to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun... then my brother could’ve called the cops on me 50 times 😂😂😂
Sara W. Lol same but I kinda don’t think that one is true but if it is I’m calling the cops on my brother and my cousins😂😂
Right
Sara W. Right, every school has dodge ball games, that's non stop ball throwing at heads for fun, lol.
Same
I broke that rule 7 times😂😂😂😂😂
It is illegal to say Arkansas wrong....
Ark-an-sauce
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Ash❤️
Emma Molenaar ❤️❤️
Rhia Faith no Ar-Kansas
Nani
Georgia: You are not allowed to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket on sunday
Me: Why the hell is that a thing?
You have got to be stupid for this to be a law.
But front pocket's OK?
I think it’s an old law based on horses following peoples ice cream cones and getting lost from their owners but nobody really enforces it anymore and I think it was taken from the law book
@@blackqweenmars Yeah. Tennessee has that same thing so it makes sense
*"WHO IS SMUGGLING ICE CREAM CONES IN ALABAMA"*
*Horses may not be kept in bathtubs*
My state is going great
Nightmarionne the life of living in South Carlin’s
Carolina* stupid auto correct
Yup
Good old South Carolina. Lol
Same
The penalty for jumping off a building is death
"You're gunna kill me twice?!?!"
In the Philippines we call it "Double-Dead Botcha"
Ed Skyblu Soartail A.K.A. Skyblu1022 😂😂😂😂😂😂
imagine getting shot at the head or get electrocuted even you're already a corpse
I live in New York for a reason
“ALL $EX TOYS ARE BANNED! I REPEAT *ALL $EX TOYS ARE BANNED‼️”~ Alonzo June, 2018
I can’t even breath😂😂😂😂
Alaskan here: Yes. Those are laws that we have...
“I’ve done every thing in this book”
You’ve mated with an animal 15,000 feet within a school?
1,500*
“Ice cream may not be eaten during sundays” MOM IM HEADED TO JAIL LOVE YOU
Mariah Kun nice Monika profile pic
@@asurashun9695What are you talking about? That person doesn’t look anything like that character!
@@JayFiCreator the picture must've been changed in the 5 years after
Who TF brought a lion to the theater in Maryland?! 🤔😒
I did
I wonder if they were playing an MGM movie...
John Cox Master Cartoonist yes they were
Oh crap cats united THE WORST GROUP IN RKBLOX
Steven Universe
Long story short: I caught a fish by the eye socket…my dad had to get the hook out and the eye came along
I had something similar happen once, but the fish still had its eye... I think it was after that incident that Mom decided she never wanted to go fishing again.
I HAD A HARD TIME READING THIS
I’m from Maryland so imma try bringing a lion to the movie theater and see what happens😂💀
what part of Maryland are you from
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO GET A LION
IDK abutt her but im in Montgomery County
Chey fisher. Maryland secrets...... *Slowly slides into the darkness that is Old Bay Seasoning and buckets of crabs* SHHHHHHH
A stuffed lion 🦁
5:11
lol I just imagined two train conductors sitting for days because their both waiting for the other train to start moving but they can't legally
Anika Agarwal lol
That's what I was thinking
Me to
Anika Agarwal samemme
😂😂😂
In Calgary, Canada, where i live. There is an active law that if you get banned from the city you will be given a gun and a horse😂 Edit: It’s an old law and it’s still active but it’s never used because they can’t permanently ban you from cities
Mandarah Claire dope I'll move there just to get banned
Mandarah Claire damn
YAY!!! HORSEY!!!
I'm from Calgary, AB, Canada to and I never heard of this law.
@@Leo_HuangAB You obviously haven't heard of grammar either.
Alonzo and that self snitchin “oooh” kills me 🤣🤣🤣
For some reason I only thought about the show Supernatural when I heard
"It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane."
ME: NOOOOO!!!!SAM!!!
Mollie Klinger Sammy 😂
Who pushed him tho??
Mollie Klinger-OMFG I LOVE SUPERNATURAL IT'S THE BEST S
SHOW EVER!!!!
Oml yes 😂
👌
Supernatural is the best. Nobody better hurt Moose aka Sam!! 👏🏼
7:56 funny story we went to New Jersey and we stoped to get gas and we didn’t know it was illegal to pump ur own gas so my dad starts pumping the gas and someone who actually has the job to pump ur gas for u walked up to me dad and said “sir...um... what are u doing” my dad was so confused 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Madison Mckay lol, similar story happened to my mom
Madison Mckay Glad I don't live in Jersey. Not do I intend on visiting there.
I live in NJ. I hate this state.
Madison Mckay I went to New Jersey with my best friend and we were so confused when the guy came out and asked to pump our gas...we apologized because we are from Ohio and didn’t know what to make of it
The same thing happened to my husband when we went to nj to visit my family and I had to tell him that your not allowed to pump your own gas and he was just really confused because he had never heard of that
Mom: Look at 1000 dollars worth of Grease!
Me: goodbye ma, i’ll love you forever.
Mom: What do you me-
Cops: OPEN UP IT’S THE POLICE!
Me: like i said i love you mother.
I miss him calling his mom randomly during videos
RIP momma alonzo
"It is illegal to eat ice cream on Sundays"
ME: Too late.
so...i cant eat icecream on my ice cream SUNDAY?
hol up
Me every Sunday...🤣
Every sunday my church teacher would take us down to Dairy King and get us ice cream lol
@@fairy240 dairy king I thought it was Queen
Yup, especially my birthday
I live in North Carolina... apparently it’s illegal to have a bingo game that lasts over 5 hours... unless it is at a fair. I couldn’t stop laughing, my grandma definitely broke that law 😂
Same my dude
Zhe Awesome Gilbert Beilschmidt nice bro
"Listen, if you give me 50 pounds of chocolate, I am yours faever" 😂😂😂😂😂 SO ME😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:46 Who the hell takes a lion to a movie theater?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Crazy Law in Ohio: No civil arrests may be made on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
I called the local police department and they confirmed it lol
looks like we about to be wildin out on. aahahahha
Im going to remember that!
Yeah in New Jersey you can't pump your own gas
So when i moved to Virginia when I was 9
I kept asking my mom why she was getting out of the car and doing her own gas and why the man wasn't coming
She said NJ is the only state that does it
food is muh life actually I was in PA and they did that
Oregon doesn't pump their own gas either
Degenerate actually you can just after a certain time of day
food is muh life a few places in ny do
I live in Oregon and we can’t pump our gas
“Hey, were you just biking 65 mile per hour?!?
“No, I was at 64.9.”
“Oh, I’m sorry. Good day, sir.”
🤔🤔
I’m scared for my mom now she gets so many lottery tickets and I live in North Carolina. 😬
The ice cream cone in the back pocket is because people used to do that to steal horses because the horse would follow you trying to steal the ice cream.
You are the best🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was told by my dad who lived in alabama when it became a law
That on sundays it was free cone days and kids would hide icecream in there pockets to get a second
“WHO-WHO WRESTLES BEARS?!?!?!” ~Alonzo 2018
"It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo."
PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one who caught that!
Kattriella Draws I saw it too. I was like, "Wait, hold up..."
I wanna know the story behind that law ahaha.
Pineapple Charlotte it's at 10:07. He says "it's illegal to have the hind legs of an animal in your boot" but what's on screen is different 😊
I can confirm that in New Jersey you can’t pump your own gas!
As a foreigner (Danish) I have never laughed so hard at anything I've ever seen on RUclips. Who the hell made these laws?!! Seriously the best thing I have ever heard lmao
S F welcome to American, where the laws are made up and logic doesn't matter
If it helps, in Georgia you actually aren't allowed to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket on Sundays. It's an old law.
Yeah I read that somewhere too lol! Will police actually enforce these laws though?
S F I doubt it since you don't really see many people riding horses.
Here's another. In Utah it's is illegal to change/modify the weather. Like that's possible.
My question is how many people did this for all these to become laws
Emmalea Leonard Same
It only takes one...like the guy in Washington who died while trying to have sex with a horse. XD
Emmalea Leonard right😂🤦🏾♀️
Emmalea Leonard who places ducks and chickens on their heads😂😂
The Dancing Dino right
For the mattress and pillow tags, it IS legal for the consumer to remove them. It is illegal for the manufacturer or retailer to remove them because they are obligated to provide information on what the mattress is made of to the consumer.
Missy Anderson okay. Well they should state specifically "manufacturer cannot remove this tag". Got these consumers shaking in they boots a lil bit, LMAO!
They say it's illegal for anyone to remove the tag other than the owner..Maybe people should read more than 3 words lmao
I have read these laws a few years ago. Yep, they are true laws. It goes to show what happens when you have full-time lawmakers.
A lot of these laws are literally impossible to enforce. I’m pretty sure that the majority of them are “stacker laws”(laws that allow you to get extra charges added on if you’re already caught for a crime) or laws for petty people Who just want a reason to get someone in trouble like The whispering dirty things in your partners ears during sex law like if your partner had a problem with it and was petty enough they could get charges on you for it or old laws that were forgotten about and got lost in time because the lawmakers were too lazy to get rid of them but anyways you’re unlikely to get charged for any of these unless you’re around an extremely petty person Who has a serious problem with you Or you’ve already committed a crime and you get punishment added on but they’re nothing to be worried about or care about really because nobody cares about or enforces most of these or nobody stupid enough to break these laws (like the moose out of the airplane law)
In Fresno, California, it's illegal to "molest lizards in city parks"
Werevampiwolf only in parks
Wait.... what? I hope we're not talking about sexual molestation? Because that would pretty much be very fucked up (not pun intended). LMAO
TheOpelkoenjas you just can't do it in parks, anywhere else is fair game
@James Williams
LOL :'D
They mean Democrats right?
Tennessee laws are true and there's also a stupid law that says "It's illegal to eat in a Burning restaurant on a Sunday!" lmao!
Tammy Warren well hasn’t that been a problem lately?
Alexander Wood Definitely not. It would make the news and so far, I found nothing.
And weed is legal in Tennessee, you just can't smoke it. I was cracking up when I heard that.
Even the Netflix one
princessbinas think it was sarcasm
Am I the only one that missed hearing his mom and when he called her made me feel sad :( rip momma lerone 🙏🏼💙
@Kayah Leonard yes 😔
Same!
Its illegal for the STORE to remove the mattress tags not when you buy a mattress
I love it how some of these laws are so old that they don't even make sense anymore
🌸PastelMask🌸 me too, that horse tripping one is killing me
Apparently it's illegal to sleep on a fridge outside in Pennsylvania, but you can sleep in the fridge.
Why would u do that
don't ask why
Gabby R lol who knew I'm from PA
"No work may be done on Sunday" - SC
Not true, people will work any day, Holidays, Sundays, Dooms day. they don't care
Well from where I live in sc
Some small stores close on Sunday
But other stores like Costco or target are still open around
“Dooms day” 😂😂💀💀😂🤣
actually, look it up I'm from SC and looked it up and apparently, there are only a few exceptions
Yeah and you need at least the hospitals fire stations and police offices open.
Tennessee:
It is legal to consume roadkill
I live in TN, and sadly i can confirm that whenever someone hits a deer the first question they are asked is did you leave it there?
I always leave it.
I have a friend who lives in Arizona he said if someone refuses anyone a glass of water in a restaurant that person can call the law and have the place shut down with the person facing at least 5 years to a year for attempted murder.
I live in AZ to
1 How do you call the law 2 why attempted murder.... did they kill the waiter for asking if they wanted water 3 those people better not call the law cause snitches get stitches 😂 jk jk
I live in AZ and I refused to have water a lot of times and I'm still here.
Well I should go there and do that
@@thatdogeboss4002 No. You can't refuse to serve someone water.
Got curious about why you cant put salt on railroad tracks, and it seams to be a hold over from the days of railroad robberies. Gangs would put salt on the tracks to attract dear and cattle, like how a salt lick is used today for baiting deer in hunting, forcing the train to have to stop, with the train stopped they would rush it and rob it.
Beth Goldstein
Interesting
Good god.
Thats a hell of a way to rob someone
and that is why its still on the books as a punishable law
I thought it was to make them tastier.
I have one law for all America
DON’T MAKE STUPID LAWS
hahaha
I couldn’t agree more!
Perioooodt 💯💯💯💯💯
Mood
These laws wouldn't exist if stupid people didn't exist.
I bet there is a story behind each of these. I'm not sure if I wanna hear them though.
Brother I am so glad I found you, this is great. Keep on keeping on
Wait........ I can’t take my lion to the theater well buddy I guess you got to to stay home dang it stupid law now my lions sad
Just dress him in clothes and claim he's your mute uncle. Lol
You live in maryland too
Killer Gaming no I was in Maryland when I commented that
Oh
@@ThisUserIsNoLongerAvailable your mute angry very hairy uncle?
The whole state of Florida needs to get arrested based on their laws lol
CannonZeroKiryu At least there is common sense to make having sex with porcupines illegal.
Tennessee: students may not hold hands while at school
Me:🤭 we all going to jail
Please come back to this series! I fricking love this. 😊
Alonzo: yall I done broke every rule in this book!
.....you’ve had sexual relations with a porcupine?
there is only one reason
those people were drunk when they made these laws
Yes! You're correct! Someone get this person a reward!
You Mean HHIIGGHH Bro
Brenden Bayer hhhhh😂😂
"If you give me 50 pounds worth of chocolate I am yours."
*me violently scrolling through amazon so I can finally have a chance at love*
I live just outside of Hershey, I will buy you 50 pounds of there chocolate, just so I could finally know what it is like to experience love 💗 💕
@@jamesowens6775 Why thank you kind person
Tube Girl 🥰 you are more than welcome, but it is I that should be thanking you. 😉😘
@@jamesowens6775 And why is that?
Tube Girl because you actually took A minute out of your time, to actually reply to my post. And for that I thank you. 🥰
grew up in Az, people forget how backwards it is, lol. and yes, we do have camels.