The most worrying part of that story is that the SquareEnix rep was able to see the old password. That is a HUGE security no-no. If any website/company is ever able to tell you what your password was, they are doing things horribly wrong! You are supposed to only store hashes of passwords, so that not even the computer system that stores it knows what it is. There's a little more to it than just that, but they can't even do this one basic step correctly, so it is only a matter of time before their security is breached and all of those plaintext passwords end up circulating on hacker websites.
@@Johncw87 This, 100% this! If I saw that, I would immediately change the password to something completely different and then boycott the game. That is an unacceptable risk in today's world.
When he’s laughing at the end of his story and says the “and the ironic part is” I was immediately like “he used ‘fuck you’ as his password too didn’t he” and YEP! 😂 Loved that story
Why would he make him keep guessing? It's obviously a fake address. Ironically, someone who knew Dabney IRL or even just someone else who was also frustrated could have guessed it was a barrage of F-bombs.
I had to admit, hearing that long story was worth getting to the end, because was just soooo funny!!! Basically, it was him recalling the time when he was systematically saying "Screw you, Square Enix!!"
I completely lost it at "Domamu! I've come to change my password!" I laughed out so loud, my roommate heard it from the other room and came to see what's so funny. :D I am severely depressed and have multiple other mental illnesses which in my case means that I rarely laugh or feel happy. This must have been the first time in months that I laughed. Thank you.
Gotta love Managers who basically think everyone's replaceable until *they* are the ones that need to do the replacing! Or the ones that wind being replaced!
ahhh that's what i ran into when i tried to log in to facebook so i could delete my old account. so i have a rogue facebook account out there i can't find or delete lol
"I genuinely don't know if this story is gonna be remotely entertaining..." 9:57 Then proceed to tell the most hilarious and relatable story ever 😆😆😆 I always felt that i was the only one who gets that frustrated with tech forms and sign up accounts and password...
I am a FF14 stan. I recommend it to everyone. But dealing with the FF14 wbsite is one of the most dreadful experiences I've ever had with online forms. It's like SquareEnix does not want me to five rhem money for this game
I wanna bet that guy who got to assist rSlash and his brother in getting his password back got his day made by that whole saga. It's probably something he loves to tell people about. 🤣🤣🤣
I am laughing my ass off right now because SQEX's account creation process has always been annoying for me and my friends. rSlash's fucking XIV story encapsulates everything wrong with that system
It's a nightmare!! I hate it so much!! Why is your billing system an entirely different website from your account management?! Why do you only have half of your website translated properly?! Why is your recovery process so esoteric?! I love that game but oh man, I don't have the patience.
"I'm not sure this story is gonna be even remotely entertaining" turned out to be the funniest personal rSlash story to date. I almost spat milk on my computer
For some reason, that lady in the first story just gives me the vibe of “Southern belle who goes to church just so they can say they are good church going lady”
A lady who thinks she's "holier than thou" just because she goes to church EVERY Sunday and participates at every church event. But still complains to the cashier just because that $2.00 off coupon for her instant coffee that she ALWAYS buys expired two weeks ago and insults the new generation as "those stupid millennials".
also funny how she was at a church concert that she snuck into basically commiting theft of services and thus breaking the commandment "Thou Shalt Not Steal."
@@kristenrdesinski2937 unless youre truly disheartened/concerned for something that happened to someone you feel empathy for. Dont let the internet trick you into thinking generalities. This was only really used as an insult in the 80s and 90s. SOME do still use it as an insult but not so many as the internet suggests.
The reason OP in the first story didn't care about Karen skipping out on the ticket was because the church group gets that money. The group had already paid to rent out the space.
@@mbr7156 I will say not all of them but yeah there sure are a lot that are like that. I don't know how being a terrible person scores any points with the big guy upstairs in their mind.
I'm pretty sure there's a story out there on Reddit about a guy at customer support at square enix that had to give your bother your password information lol
The last story got me crackling like a madman but the build up to the password was genius. Couldn't hold back my tears when you revealed what it was lmao
I hate it when those survey sites ask me questions like "what's your mother's maiden name?" Or especially "how many pubic hairs do you know?" Lmaooooooo
Re: Final Fantasy 14. This is my exact experience regarding it. “You know those moments where you want to play a game so you go to log into the game and have to guess your old password and you guess wrong so you have to reset your password and so you do and you set up your new password as the old password and “your new password cant be the same as your old password” so you make a different password and save it then you go to log in and enter the new password you just made and it says “invalid password” so you do the process again and use the password you just tried and “your new password cant be the same as your old password” and so this time you copy the password into a notepad file so you cant get it wrong and then complete the password replacement process and try again but “incorrect password” and you try one more time typing it out rather than copying it from the notepad and now “due to incorrect password entry your account is locked” and so you black out and now your whole house is on fire”
Ahhhhhh, okay. So bots are copypasting comments in order to show some semblance of sentience now. The first few were pretty clever but the game has revealed itself to me
I've ner laughed more during a story than at the personal one you just told. My face hurts from smiling. It was hilarious and I liked the way you told it. Awesome one! :D
Dabney... Man... My heart goes out to you on the "I've come to change password..." repeat loop. It sounds a LOT like my frustration in trying to play Anno 2070 again and dealing with the Ubisoft crapstorm that is ALL the logins to play. Their over complications to play are the reason why I'll never buy another game from that company. I would not shed a tear if their website ate itself.
I have a gender neutral name, so whenever there is an insurance question, my husband will call and pretend to be me since he understands that stuff better first hand. One time he went through the whole verification process and was finally able to ask the question..."do I need preauthorization for my upcoming childbirth?"
This is going to be an interesting one for me... I'm going through the whole process of getting my legal name changed because I'm trans and at least the name change doesn't require six months of therapy first. But that means that there will be several months of my official name being Oliver and me picking up the phone with my squeaky girl voice insisting that I am, in fact, Oliver...
@@olivergregory5093 if it's any consolation, the rep on the phone didn't skip a beat and just told him the info. As long as he verified all the info correctly (last 4 of ssn, birth date, etc), they did not care.
@@olivergregory5093 that really sucks, especially as it leads to unwanted hatred for trans people because of ignorant idiots mouthing off. i hope that you didn’t have to experience it for long
@@olivergregory5093 congrats on your journey to your real self. I wish you kindness from all & happiness for you. My oldest stepchild lives across the country & transitioned. Being so far away my husband & I haven't been able to meet him, but I'm looking forward to getting to know my son when he is ready. It didn't go so smoothly with the other set of parents, they were assholes. My younger son went off on both of them on how they treated his brother (they have been best friends their whole lives, 2.5 yrs apart). So proud of both of my boys.
"Dormamu, I've come to change my password." The funniest part of this whole thing is that I'm currently watching Doctor Strange while I'm listening to R/SLASH!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Your ending story is an amazing example of why I like your content. You put actual, genuine effort into making your videos entertaining; you could, yknow, just sit there and read the posts. But you choose to put in the extra work to tell related, hilarious stories, or for AITA, you give OP advice, doing voices for characters, putting emotion behind your voice... and it really sounds like you actually enjoy what you do. It really separates you from the other "Reddit RUclipsrs" imo, it's a nice breath of fresh air. Keep doing you :)
@@AlbireoTheLion I’ve been playing every day for the past 3 years but 2 of those were on pc so I had to input my password every day. I recently (back in February) switched to PS4 once I got one and I now struggle to remember my password if I’m logging into the site so I understand the pain resetting your password can be but damn, I was lucky I didn’t have to try for 3 weeks, that sentence hurts to even look at lmao
Same. I'm usually playing ff14 while listening and I nearly squeed cause so few RUclipsrs I listen to ever really talk about playing it. But yeah, Squinex's tech support is hellish.
@@laurenbassett507 I wasn’t expecting him to mention it at all so it was a really great surprise indeed! I’ve only heard it mentioned once in a Sorry about some healer bitching at a RDM for healing, other then that, I haven’t heard anyone talk about it.
Dude, as someone who has been playing FF14 for years, the amount of bureaucracy on the website is ABSURD LMFAO!!! BTW, if you play on the Crystal Data Center, I'd love to do some dungeons with you! :3
It's a Japanese company and a Japanese game, Japan loves their bureaucracy and making everything as complicated as possible, I'm not shocked that they have it for their games as well. Though what does shock me is the fact that their passwords are saved in plaintext meaning any hacker can get everyone's account passwords without having the decrypt it first!
"Announced the end of paid vacations" - this is such an incoceivable concept that an employer could ever be allowed to pull something like this legally.
I could not stop laughing during that final fantasy story. I laughed so hard I gave myself hiccups. I did not expect there to be so many f you’s in the address. This is why I luv u and this channel. U always manage to put a smile on my face. Keep doing what ur doing luv!
The "Final Fantasy" story reminds me of early on in my railroad career. I had just learned how to obtain a track occupancy permit (track and time in the US) so I wasn't quite proficient at it yet. A colleague/buddy of mine was sitting behind me in our work truck pushing and pulling the back of my seat quietly making moaning sounds so only me and my foreman can hear but cannot be picked up by the microphone for the radio. So as I am repeating back to the train dispatcher the information required I am laughing a bit (trying not to). The dispatcher says to me "well it's not so funny". I apologized and continued "yeah, but you are not here".
So that filling out forms story reminded me of an experience I had with my brother once 😂😂😂 I need to preface this his by saying we are of British ancestry on my grandpa’s side and born in Argentina (2 places known for dark humor and for poking fun at absurdity): long story short, I was in high school (senior and my brother a freshman) and I was going through a bit of anxiety picking a college and our mom wanted me to see a therapist. I didn’t want to go but she picked up the paperwork regardless and gave it to me to fill out. Having no intention of going, I started filling out the questionnaire with the dumbest/craziest answers I could think of in order to show my brother so we could get some laughs out of it. Actual examples: “do you ever intentionally start fires?” “No” “do you ever harm animals?” “No” “do you have any hobbies?” “Giving animals hats that are on fire” (and just in case anyone doesn’t see that I created the response based off of the prior questions, it is 100% a joke. I love animals and would NEVER harm an animal). So, long story short, we laughed are asses off, changed some answers, laughed some more aaaaaand promptly forgot about it. I guess we left the offending document lying around and my mom saw that I had filled out the questionnaire, she figured I’d had a change of heart (and that I didn’t fill out the name/insurance page bc she was the one that had my insurance card. So, being the loving mother she is, she filled it out for me and emailed it to the therapist to set up the appointment. I was at school so I was nine the wiser. Turns out that about 10 minutes after sending the email she gets a FRANTIC call from the therapist herself telling her that I need to be seen immediately and some other nonsense that I don’t remember as we’re talking 17 years ago at this point 😂😂😂 my mom, knowing me and having a similar sense of humor, immediately goes to the questionnaire and reads through the answers and said she started laughing that crazy laugh you get when you’re embarrassed and don’t want to laugh but can’t stop laughing. So now the Doctor thinks she’s nuts too 🤣🤣🤣 and she wants us all to go in 😂😂😂 in the end I pointed out to my mom that clearly this therapist wasn’t going to be a good fit. If im stressed about college and they’re asking me questions about fire and harming animals then clearly there is a disconnect BUT beyond that, based off of the answers I put it was obvious that my answers were not serious so even on a personal basis, there was no way the doctor would understand me and my sense of humor. Needless to say, I didn’t end up going (and I picked a college and loved it so much I went straight into grad school, never having hurt an animal or setting a fire, might I add 😂). PS- this is one of my dad’s favorite stories
Thanks for the image of little forest of furry friends running around wearing little hats that are on fire. This coupled with rSlash laughing and saying f* street. F* city. Etc. Has made my day.
I always listen to rslash when I get ready in the morning! It's the best way to start my day! But I always love it when he tells those personal stories, and especially when he starts to have those giggle fits!! Makes the start of my day even better!! Thanks rslash for all you do!!
Anyone else find Rslash's unbridled giggling at the end super contagious? 🤣 I'm sitting here smiling like a doofus because it's making ME giggle hahaha
The credit card story. Sounds about right. A lot of company's just drag their feet until you force their hand. I had a friend who an issue with his insurance company. Short version of the back story, a drunk driver slammed his car through my friends living room. Driver was 100% at fault and a nearby traffic camera caught the whole thing in glorious HD, the police paperwork took longer sort out than the crash investigation, but done in 48 hours, CPS (Crown Prosecution Service) was already throwing a case together because it was open and shut, frankly having a judge taking a look at the file was a waste of time, but formalities. So, my friend files a claim, he told to send in a copy of his policy, the police report and some photos of the damage. A claims adjuster will be out ASAP to verify the claim ASAP. Cool, he mails it. 2 weeks later nothing, no call, no letter, no e-mail or messenger pigeon. So he calls them up because he's pretty sick of the tarpaulin acting as the front of his house. "We didn't receive your documents, please send them again", 'kay, he compiles. Another 2 weeks, same story. This time he's beyond annoyed, he get our mutual lawyer friend involved to make sure he was doing things right. He doesn't want to make a fuss but he has had a car shaped hole in the front of his house for a month now. Our lawyer friend prepares the documents, records everything and sends it off using recorded mail (a Post Office service, it means the recipient has to sign for the letter and the sender is informed when it's received), took 20 minutes and the promise of some wine. Another 2 weeks, same story, "I sent it by recorded mail, I was notified you got the letter". Yeah, minimum wage monkey didn't have an answer for that, so the floor manager claimed it must of been lost internally so my friend has to send it again. Our lawyer friend is now on a warpath. She has some spare time and can take a pro-bono corporate spanking job. She reprepares the documents, this time, with her law firms approval, with a "nicely worded" letter amounting to an explanation of what evidence she already had and a thinly veiled threat that ignoring my friend any longer would result in being sued so far into Hades the only client they will ever have again is Cerberus. She had it hand delivered by courier. Wouldn't you know it, "This has been a terrible mistake and over-sight, we apologise for the delay", read "Make the scary lawyer lady go away, and we will give you whatever you want". Friend got his wall fixed and sizable compensation for the 6 weeks of [expletive]ery.
Oml your story about changing passwords was HILARIOUS I was fucking rolling! I have been trapped in that same type of situation before with so many sites cuz I have such shit memory
I actually LOVE tedious work and tasks ! I like being able to be left alone to complete them. It also keeps me employed when no one else's wants to do the tasks 🙃🙃
i got stuck in a loop like that trying to log into swtor after a few years away haha i had to call their hotline although luckily cause i had the 2 step login on for so long i had like thousands of premium currency
"Dormammu, I've come to change my password."
Hilarious, but so damn accurate.
As someone who was in QA in a past life, I feel the 123 Fake Street turning into 123 F-ck You!! 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, that cracked me up
Yes! LOL! Hit me right in the old funny bone.
The most worrying part of that story is that the SquareEnix rep was able to see the old password. That is a HUGE security no-no. If any website/company is ever able to tell you what your password was, they are doing things horribly wrong! You are supposed to only store hashes of passwords, so that not even the computer system that stores it knows what it is. There's a little more to it than just that, but they can't even do this one basic step correctly, so it is only a matter of time before their security is breached and all of those plaintext passwords end up circulating on hacker websites.
@@Johncw87 This, 100% this! If I saw that, I would immediately change the password to something completely different and then boycott the game. That is an unacceptable risk in today's world.
When he’s laughing at the end of his story and says the “and the ironic part is” I was immediately like “he used ‘fuck you’ as his password too didn’t he” and YEP! 😂 Loved that story
I like how Rslash got so mad he decided to basically curse out a website
That was Pre-Dad phase 🤣 now I imagine the password would Okay-dididlio-dokie or something Flanders like😄
Having delt with Squinex and its tech support/account recovery for ff14.... I do not blame him AT ALL.
I imagine that was just Tuesday for the cs rep.
Why would he make him keep guessing? It's obviously a fake address. Ironically, someone who knew Dabney IRL or even just someone else who was also frustrated could have guessed it was a barrage of F-bombs.
I had to admit, hearing that long story was worth getting to the end, because was just soooo funny!!! Basically, it was him recalling the time when he was systematically saying "Screw you, Square Enix!!"
I completely lost it at "Domamu! I've come to change my password!"
I laughed out so loud, my roommate heard it from the other room and came to see what's so funny. :D
I am severely depressed and have multiple other mental illnesses which in my case means that I rarely laugh or feel happy. This must have been the first time in months that I laughed. Thank you.
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I hope you are doing better
@@darkestwilightt yea medication really helped with that. It's still a long road ahead but things really do get better. Thanks for asking :)
I know. i was laughing/crying and trying to muffle it so I don't wake up my roommates 🤣
Manager: "LOL I don't care, these guys are replaceable anyways!"
OP and Workers: *Quits*
Manager: *"You weren't supposed to do that."*
"Wait! Thats not how you play the game"
OP and workers: " *and we took that personally* "
found you!
Gotta love Managers who basically think everyone's replaceable until *they* are the ones that need to do the replacing! Or the ones that wind being replaced!
Workers straight said “ oh no oh no call an ambulance…. But not for us
Hearing RSlash get so frustrated while giggling and unable to stop laughing always geeks me out. Its always so infectious 😄❤😄
To be fair he did have a very secure account 😂 like if he wrote it all down it would be a good account
I'm so glad rSlash does the exact thing I do when I get into the "infinite" bullshit.
Same 🤣🤣🤣
I was literally thinking about how I had this same issue over the same problem 🥴😂
@@kristinicole2055 Same! I thought I was the only one.
ahhh that's what i ran into when i tried to log in to facebook so i could delete my old account. so i have a rogue facebook account out there i can't find or delete lol
Employers be like: "No one is irreplaceable."
Employees be like: "No job is irreplaceable."
It goes both ways.
*Netflix Software Developers have entered the chat…*
@@BaerlyHere_ what happened
@@whatsomeonesaidwastaken9216 Netflix pays 500k min for software devs
@@BaerlyHere_ Eg-fucking-scuse? They do *what?*
@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 I got the numbers wrong they’re minimum is $400k however they’re average is $511k
"I genuinely don't know if this story is gonna be remotely entertaining..." 9:57
Then proceed to tell the most hilarious and relatable story ever 😆😆😆
I always felt that i was the only one who gets that frustrated with tech forms and sign up accounts and password...
pinterest in a nutshell
"how many pubic hairs do you know?"
I am a FF14 stan. I recommend it to everyone. But dealing with the FF14 wbsite is one of the most dreadful experiences I've ever had with online forms. It's like SquareEnix does not want me to five rhem money for this game
@@BlinkoutIRL it’s like Asmongold said: the worst part about FF14 is trying to buy FF14
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I wanna bet that guy who got to assist rSlash and his brother in getting his password back got his day made by that whole saga. It's probably something he loves to tell people about. 🤣🤣🤣
If the sign up process is as bad as rSlash make it sound, it is likely far from the first time this has happen to this phone support member.
I am laughing my ass off right now because SQEX's account creation process has always been annoying for me and my friends. rSlash's fucking XIV story encapsulates everything wrong with that system
I was dying through the whole story. I have accounts out there that I'll never access again lmaooo
Same. I play FFXIV, and LOVE FFXIV, but god damn is their account process a pain in the ass!
It's a nightmare!! I hate it so much!! Why is your billing system an entirely different website from your account management?! Why do you only have half of your website translated properly?! Why is your recovery process so esoteric?! I love that game but oh man, I don't have the patience.
oh yes, account management and squre store are hell to navigate and use
I totally get why rslash is frustrated it’s hell to sign up
"I'm not sure this story is gonna be even remotely entertaining" turned out to be the funniest personal rSlash story to date. I almost spat milk on my computer
For some reason, that lady in the first story just gives me the vibe of “Southern belle who goes to church just so they can say they are good church going lady”
Yeah, that’s the average Southern church goer.
A lady who thinks she's "holier than thou" just because she goes to church EVERY Sunday and participates at every church event. But still complains to the cashier just because that $2.00 off coupon for her instant coffee that she ALWAYS buys expired two weeks ago and insults the new generation as "those stupid millennials".
also funny how she was at a church concert that she snuck into basically commiting theft of services and thus breaking the commandment "Thou Shalt Not Steal."
Well bless her heart
I'm not from the South, but read enough to know that this is one of the ultimate insults.
@@kristenrdesinski2937 unless youre truly disheartened/concerned for something that happened to someone you feel empathy for. Dont let the internet trick you into thinking generalities. This was only really used as an insult in the 80s and 90s. SOME do still use it as an insult but not so many as the internet suggests.
The reason OP in the first story didn't care about Karen skipping out on the ticket was because the church group gets that money. The group had already paid to rent out the space.
And Karen decided to skip out on helping the Church group of her so important nephew! Gotta love Karen's logic /s
Church "Ladies" are some of the most hypocritical, deserve to get food poisoning from potato salad, nastiest people I've ever met.
@@mbr7156 I will say not all of them but yeah there sure are a lot that are like that. I don't know how being a terrible person scores any points with the big guy upstairs in their mind.
@@booleah6357 in their mind they're in the right that's why. They don't see it as "being terrible".
@@amyschildgamerlive4519 that's a good point
I'm pretty sure there's a story out there on Reddit about a guy at customer support at square enix that had to give your bother your password information lol
I sure as hell wanna read this, so if anyone finds the link posat it here PLEASE! Heck maybe rSlash could read it for a video lol
I would love to read this gbhrebgwek
The last story got me crackling like a madman but the build up to the password was genius. Couldn't hold back my tears when you revealed what it was lmao
It's 'cackling' , ffr.
9:57 That story was not at all boring. Honestly, that just made my day.
The address 🤣
@@takishado73 Aw man, I couldn’t stop laughing and went into a coughing fit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hate it when those survey sites ask me questions like "what's your mother's maiden name?" Or especially "how many pubic hairs do you know?" Lmaooooooo
I know about 8.
OP: ma'am, your car needs to be mo-
Karen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
OP: *leaves her alone and car gets towed*
Karen: *suprised pikachu face*
that comment format got ancient by now...
Since she didn't want a "rent-a-cop", I'd call the police. Entering without a ticket is technically trespassing.
@@samb92340 Who cares? Some people still think it's funny.
@@dracko158 i just stated my opinion dude 🤣 ignore it if u find it funny
@@thunderflare59 karen: *surprised Pikachu face*
Re: Final Fantasy 14. This is my exact experience regarding it.
“You know those moments where you want to play a game so you go to log into the game and have to guess your old password and you guess wrong so you have to reset your password and so you do and you set up your new password as the old password and “your new password cant be the same as your old password” so you make a different password and save it then you go to log in and enter the new password you just made and it says “invalid password” so you do the process again and use the password you just tried and “your new password cant be the same as your old password” and so this time you copy the password into a notepad file so you cant get it wrong and then complete the password replacement process and try again but “incorrect password” and you try one more time typing it out rather than copying it from the notepad and now “due to incorrect password entry your account is locked” and so you black out and now your whole house is on fire”
Mine too! I gave up in the end.
Ahhhhhh, okay. So bots are copypasting comments in order to show some semblance of sentience now. The first few were pretty clever but the game has revealed itself to me
Thanks for making these videos everyday Slash. Gets me through my mornings usually xD
And my afternoons ; )
come Here to get you before it’s popular ticket 🎫
Super Mario Logan?
Every morning I put on Rslash and get ready
I watch them every lunch break at work lmao makes it better
Rslash's laugh is so contagious. U know when he laughs midsentence it's gonna be gud.
I've ner laughed more during a story than at the personal one you just told. My face hurts from smiling. It was hilarious and I liked the way you told it. Awesome one! :D
Dabney... Man... My heart goes out to you on the "I've come to change password..." repeat loop. It sounds a LOT like my frustration in trying to play Anno 2070 again and dealing with the Ubisoft crapstorm that is ALL the logins to play. Their over complications to play are the reason why I'll never buy another game from that company. I would not shed a tear if their website ate itself.
Ah malicious compliance. It's like pro revenge while 100% following the rules
That last story is why sites with single sign-on (eg "sign in through Google/FB/etc") are so attractive to impatient people.
That ending story was fantastic. I rarely like videos, but I was in stitches for a solid 30 seconds. Earned.
Okay, but the password story was just pure hilariousness.
I have a gender neutral name, so whenever there is an insurance question, my husband will call and pretend to be me since he understands that stuff better first hand. One time he went through the whole verification process and was finally able to ask the question..."do I need preauthorization for my upcoming childbirth?"
This is going to be an interesting one for me... I'm going through the whole process of getting my legal name changed because I'm trans and at least the name change doesn't require six months of therapy first. But that means that there will be several months of my official name being Oliver and me picking up the phone with my squeaky girl voice insisting that I am, in fact, Oliver...
@@olivergregory5093 if it's any consolation, the rep on the phone didn't skip a beat and just told him the info. As long as he verified all the info correctly (last 4 of ssn, birth date, etc), they did not care.
@@olivergregory5093 that really sucks, especially as it leads to unwanted hatred for trans people because of ignorant idiots mouthing off. i hope that you didn’t have to experience it for long
@@olivergregory5093 congrats on your journey to your real self. I wish you kindness from all & happiness for you.
My oldest stepchild lives across the country & transitioned. Being so far away my husband & I haven't been able to meet him, but I'm looking forward to getting to know my son when he is ready. It didn't go so smoothly with the other set of parents, they were assholes. My younger son went off on both of them on how they treated his brother (they have been best friends their whole lives, 2.5 yrs apart). So proud of both of my boys.
We need more Rslash Dabney stories! I haven't laughed so hard and related to a story like that in a while!
Rslash’s password is almost fitting for the disappointment that was Square Enix’s TGS 2021
"Dormamu, I've come to change my password." The funniest part of this whole thing is that I'm currently watching Doctor Strange while I'm listening to R/SLASH!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Daily reminder that you are loved and appreciated even if you don’t know it
"Dormamu, I've Come to reset my password". I laughed so hard at this story! 🤣
I have an alarm set up just to watch this as I get ready for work lol 😂
Me too but scratch work and replace it with school
Same here! Except I don’t go to work
"Dormammu, I've come to change my password."
Me every time I had to login to my old college portal back in the day to get anything done.
"how many pubic hairs do you know?"
rslash, 2021
"I don't know if this is going to be interesting but..."
(proceeds to tell the story of F you final fantasy 14 password)
Your ending story is an amazing example of why I like your content. You put actual, genuine effort into making your videos entertaining; you could, yknow, just sit there and read the posts. But you choose to put in the extra work to tell related, hilarious stories, or for AITA, you give OP advice, doing voices for characters, putting emotion behind your voice... and it really sounds like you actually enjoy what you do. It really separates you from the other "Reddit RUclipsrs" imo, it's a nice breath of fresh air. Keep doing you :)
I’m playing ffxiv while listening and when you mentioned it I just got a big grin. I sadly know how strict Squeenix is with their security though.
It took me 3 weeks to reset my password lol
@@AlbireoTheLion I’ve been playing every day for the past 3 years but 2 of those were on pc so I had to input my password every day. I recently (back in February) switched to PS4 once I got one and I now struggle to remember my password if I’m logging into the site so I understand the pain resetting your password can be but damn, I was lucky I didn’t have to try for 3 weeks, that sentence hurts to even look at lmao
Strict with their security my ass, their passwords are stored in plaintext... PLAINTEXT!
Same. I'm usually playing ff14 while listening and I nearly squeed cause so few RUclipsrs I listen to ever really talk about playing it.
But yeah, Squinex's tech support is hellish.
@@laurenbassett507 I wasn’t expecting him to mention it at all so it was a really great surprise indeed! I’ve only heard it mentioned once in a Sorry about some healer bitching at a RDM for healing, other then that, I haven’t heard anyone talk about it.
RSlash’s genuine laugh at the password story made my day lol
Dude, as someone who has been playing FF14 for years, the amount of bureaucracy on the website is ABSURD LMFAO!!!
BTW, if you play on the Crystal Data Center, I'd love to do some dungeons with you! :3
Oooo fellow crystal friend
Crystal gang
the amount of f"bleep" he gave to square enix is surprising
It's a Japanese company and a Japanese game, Japan loves their bureaucracy and making everything as complicated as possible, I'm not shocked that they have it for their games as well. Though what does shock me is the fact that their passwords are saved in plaintext meaning any hacker can get everyone's account passwords without having the decrypt it first!
CRYSTAL GANG
rSlash : I don't know if my story will be entertaining.
Also rSlash : the best story of the video !
Am i in class? Yes
Am i still gonna watch\listen to R/slash?
Yes
That's not good for your education level
Felisha was giving everyone crap and her car got towed.
Uh... What the heck with the latest rSlash story about his life? X'D
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Well done, rSlash! You actually got me to laugh out loud with that last [your] story!!! Beat me, burn me......Hell, kill me....But don't bore me!!
Lime green with matching hat? How horrific
"Announced the end of paid vacations" - this is such an incoceivable concept that an employer could ever be allowed to pull something like this legally.
I love it when Rslash gives us his own stories. so fun lol
The end of this episode would've been perfect for a sponsorship from one of those password managers/tools 😛
I'm feeling that FF14 story. Even now, years later, Mog Station still kinda sucks.
Okay, okay, okay. Your story made my entire week. That was golden. 😂
I loved your story best! I had to stifle my laughter since my daughter is sleeping. Have a great day!
That dormamuu joke was *chef's kiss.* Golden!
Password story: Deep breath, dude. A$$ing my laugh off here.
"How many pubic hairs do you know" MADE MY WHOLE NIGHT 😂😂😂
I could not stop laughing during that final fantasy story. I laughed so hard I gave myself hiccups. I did not expect there to be so many f you’s in the address. This is why I luv u and this channel. U always manage to put a smile on my face. Keep doing what ur doing luv!
that is by FAR the best Password reset story I've ever heard
The "Final Fantasy" story reminds me of early on in my railroad career. I had just learned how to obtain a track occupancy permit (track and time in the US) so I wasn't quite proficient at it yet. A colleague/buddy of mine was sitting behind me in our work truck pushing and pulling the back of my seat quietly making moaning sounds so only me and my foreman can hear but cannot be picked up by the microphone for the radio. So as I am repeating back to the train dispatcher the information required I am laughing a bit (trying not to). The dispatcher says to me "well it's not so funny". I apologized and continued "yeah, but you are not here".
why am i not surprised at that? i swear it seems like something track crews would do with dispatch pretty often 🤣
@@bostonrailfan2427 especially BTMF crews
OMG that password story is honestly the best story you've ever told on your channel
So that filling out forms story reminded me of an experience I had with my brother once 😂😂😂 I need to preface this his by saying we are of British ancestry on my grandpa’s side and born in Argentina (2 places known for dark humor and for poking fun at absurdity): long story short, I was in high school (senior and my brother a freshman) and I was going through a bit of anxiety picking a college and our mom wanted me to see a therapist. I didn’t want to go but she picked up the paperwork regardless and gave it to me to fill out. Having no intention of going, I started filling out the questionnaire with the dumbest/craziest answers I could think of in order to show my brother so we could get some laughs out of it. Actual examples: “do you ever intentionally start fires?” “No” “do you ever harm animals?” “No” “do you have any hobbies?” “Giving animals hats that are on fire” (and just in case anyone doesn’t see that I created the response based off of the prior questions, it is 100% a joke. I love animals and would NEVER harm an animal). So, long story short, we laughed are asses off, changed some answers, laughed some more aaaaaand promptly forgot about it. I guess we left the offending document lying around and my mom saw that I had filled out the questionnaire, she figured I’d had a change of heart (and that I didn’t fill out the name/insurance page bc she was the one that had my insurance card. So, being the loving mother she is, she filled it out for me and emailed it to the therapist to set up the appointment. I was at school so I was nine the wiser. Turns out that about 10 minutes after sending the email she gets a FRANTIC call from the therapist herself telling her that I need to be seen immediately and some other nonsense that I don’t remember as we’re talking 17 years ago at this point 😂😂😂 my mom, knowing me and having a similar sense of humor, immediately goes to the questionnaire and reads through the answers and said she started laughing that crazy laugh you get when you’re embarrassed and don’t want to laugh but can’t stop laughing. So now the Doctor thinks she’s nuts too 🤣🤣🤣 and she wants us all to go in 😂😂😂 in the end I pointed out to my mom that clearly this therapist wasn’t going to be a good fit. If im stressed about college and they’re asking me questions about fire and harming animals then clearly there is a disconnect BUT beyond that, based off of the answers I put it was obvious that my answers were not serious so even on a personal basis, there was no way the doctor would understand me and my sense of humor. Needless to say, I didn’t end up going (and I picked a college and loved it so much I went straight into grad school, never having hurt an animal or setting a fire, might I add 😂). PS- this is one of my dad’s favorite stories
Thanks for the image of little forest of furry friends running around wearing little hats that are on fire. This coupled with rSlash laughing and saying f* street. F* city. Etc. Has made my day.
@@A.n0neeM0usee 😂😂😂 YESSSS!!!! Hahaha I love that!!!
"losing money due to paying employees" is the most American thing I've hears this month.
I need a brother like rslash’s. Damn it being a single child.
(12:24) "Dormamu, I've come to change my password." 🤣 That was so funny!
I always listen to rslash when I get ready in the morning! It's the best way to start my day! But I always love it when he tells those personal stories, and especially when he starts to have those giggle fits!! Makes the start of my day even better!! Thanks rslash for all you do!!
The best stories are from Rslash, I’m cracking the hell up right now 🤣🤣
Your laugh was infectious and I found myself smiling and giggling with you. Appreciated. 😄
“Just let me look at the picture of the cat!”
-rSlash 2021
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Anyone else find Rslash's unbridled giggling at the end super contagious? 🤣
I'm sitting here smiling like a doofus because it's making ME giggle hahaha
That story was 10 outta 10, I dont think I've laughed like that in quite a while. Thank you for that, it was awesome lol
That password story honestly made my whole week better!!
Squidward is an octopus
Rslash: this story probably won't be entertaining
The story: the funniest thing I've heard all day
Starting my day right
That password reset saga is probably the best thing I've heard for a while😂
The credit card story. Sounds about right. A lot of company's just drag their feet until you force their hand.
I had a friend who an issue with his insurance company. Short version of the back story, a drunk driver slammed his car through my friends living room. Driver was 100% at fault and a nearby traffic camera caught the whole thing in glorious HD, the police paperwork took longer sort out than the crash investigation, but done in 48 hours, CPS (Crown Prosecution Service) was already throwing a case together because it was open and shut, frankly having a judge taking a look at the file was a waste of time, but formalities.
So, my friend files a claim, he told to send in a copy of his policy, the police report and some photos of the damage. A claims adjuster will be out ASAP to verify the claim ASAP.
Cool, he mails it. 2 weeks later nothing, no call, no letter, no e-mail or messenger pigeon. So he calls them up because he's pretty sick of the tarpaulin acting as the front of his house. "We didn't receive your documents, please send them again", 'kay, he compiles.
Another 2 weeks, same story. This time he's beyond annoyed, he get our mutual lawyer friend involved to make sure he was doing things right. He doesn't want to make a fuss but he has had a car shaped hole in the front of his house for a month now. Our lawyer friend prepares the documents, records everything and sends it off using recorded mail (a Post Office service, it means the recipient has to sign for the letter and the sender is informed when it's received), took 20 minutes and the promise of some wine.
Another 2 weeks, same story, "I sent it by recorded mail, I was notified you got the letter". Yeah, minimum wage monkey didn't have an answer for that, so the floor manager claimed it must of been lost internally so my friend has to send it again.
Our lawyer friend is now on a warpath. She has some spare time and can take a pro-bono corporate spanking job. She reprepares the documents, this time, with her law firms approval, with a "nicely worded" letter amounting to an explanation of what evidence she already had and a thinly veiled threat that ignoring my friend any longer would result in being sued so far into Hades the only client they will ever have again is Cerberus. She had it hand delivered by courier.
Wouldn't you know it, "This has been a terrible mistake and over-sight, we apologise for the delay", read "Make the scary lawyer lady go away, and we will give you whatever you want".
Friend got his wall fixed and sizable compensation for the 6 weeks of [expletive]ery.
"Tedious stuff is annoying."
Truth.
That final fantasy 14 story. R/slash must be really angry lmao
"how many pubic hairs do you know" 😂😂😂 you are hilarious rslash, we love you
Can I just say I love your Karen voice
The password recovery story was ABSOLUTELY hilarious
Oml your story about changing passwords was HILARIOUS I was fucking rolling! I have been trapped in that same type of situation before with so many sites cuz I have such shit memory
The password reset saga has to be one of the best stories you have told us rslash, thank you
Damn yall fast
I love how rSlash says that he is not sure this story will be entertaining and then I proceeded to almost suffocate I was laughing so hard
We need more laughing RSlash
I actually LOVE tedious work and tasks ! I like being able to be left alone to complete them. It also keeps me employed when no one else's wants to do the tasks 🙃🙃
Good morning 😊, your videos always brighten my morning! Have a wonderful day
That personal story at the end was hysterical! I love it when you get to laughing. It's awesome to hear!
*Crying Laughing* Your last story had me absolutely dead!
Rslash dying laughing at his own story made it 10X funnier
i got stuck in a loop like that trying to log into swtor after a few years away haha i had to call their hotline although luckily cause i had the 2 step login on for so long i had like thousands of premium currency
That is absolutely the best password recovery story I have ever heard. I’m dying!
The fact that the square enix support guy can see your password is just mildly concerning
"Dormammu, I've come to change my password." I literally screamed "I understood that reference!"
Rslash, you need to stop doubting yourself
That password story had me in tears 🤣
'How many pubic hairs do you know?' really got me! 🤣🤣🤣
Must admit, some of my favorite videos are with rSlash telling his own story and laughing at it before he can say anything! 😆