Steven Universe VS The Lich

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  • @martinescobar3908
    @martinescobar3908 Год назад +607

    Steven's on a pacifist run, The Lich is a Dark Souls boss

    • @platinumchromee3191
      @platinumchromee3191 Год назад +16

      By that logic,just lock Lich in a room with V1

    • @jomyrace7653
      @jomyrace7653 Год назад +5

      ​@@platinumchromee3191 then lock v1 with v2

    • @martinescobar3908
      @martinescobar3908 Год назад +2

      @@platinumchromee3191You being another terraria fan understand what I mean, we know some enemies are just a total overkill

    • @platinumchromee3191
      @platinumchromee3191 Год назад

      @@jomyrace7653 it happened twice and both times v2 got styled on

    • @QueenOfDarknes5
      @QueenOfDarknes5 Год назад +1

      Meme Steven is pacifist run.
      Show and Movie Steven actually didn't shy away from fights.
      Talking was the last resort against White Diamond and Spinel. He literally fought and poofed Spinel and fought again.

  • @Nipotazzi
    @Nipotazzi Год назад +90

    "We can make it better, we don't have to fight!"
    *"FALL."*

  • @michaelbalaba3936
    @michaelbalaba3936 Год назад +371

    Steven singing: We don't have to fight🎶🎵
    Lich: That was weird *Blasts*

    • @r.achel044
      @r.achel044 Год назад +70

      "we don't have to fi-"
      "FALL"

    • @Hamantha
      @Hamantha Год назад +2

      Y’all really don’t get Steven, do you?

    • @michaelbalaba3936
      @michaelbalaba3936 Год назад +4

      @@Hamantha wanna talk about it then?

    • @ashadeofblue6815
      @ashadeofblue6815 Год назад +13

      ​@@michaelbalaba3936 Steven doesnt really drop his guard so he would be able to block his attack like with Spinel, The Lich should be saying FALL that one is a straight up oneshot if The Lich is at full power

    • @Copeharderretard
      @Copeharderretard Год назад +15

      ​@@Hamantha you don't really get the lich , do you ?

  • @ThefifthBishopofGord
    @ThefifthBishopofGord Год назад +327

    There is really nothing that Steven could do without the Lich being way too overconfident

    • @TrueLocalEnthusiast
      @TrueLocalEnthusiast  Год назад +44

      Yeah bloodthirsty it's pretty unfair

    • @bendover9813
      @bendover9813 11 месяцев назад +10

      The thing is, the Lich usually is way too overconfident lol. He takes his time, and plays with enemies, because he knows that he is inevitable. All things will die eventually, on his time.

    • @JoshuaA1307
      @JoshuaA1307 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@TrueLocalEnthusiastthere is one thing that could make Steven be able to withstand the licth….
      Steven can enter the minds of others, interact in dreams and even be outside of his body…. If the litch forces him to “fall”, Steven could fight him on the mind plane….
      Also in terms of killing Steven bit would be hard as well…. He is a diamond human hybrid with constant healing on his body…. Even the litch would have dificulty handling it….
      I would say that Steven could either repel the litch for a while or just counter him….

  • @Nadav_Vardiel
    @Nadav_Vardiel Год назад +486

    Only Uncle Grandpa would take The Lich down for good

  • @angerypotato7430
    @angerypotato7430 Год назад +350

    Steven: We don't have to fight!
    Lich: You are alone, child...

    • @solidargument
      @solidargument Год назад +58

      He would also be slightly confused as to why this random ahh kid was trying to reason with him in the form of song instead of trying to attack him automatically.

    • @mikko_mikko_mi
      @mikko_mikko_mi Год назад +10

      ​@solid argument you can make it different, you can make it right
      You can make it better, we don't have to fight
      You can make an effort... starting with tonight...
      Youuu you can make a change
      Steven universe

    • @ReissSpangenberg4470
      @ReissSpangenberg4470 Год назад +4

      Steven is never alone. He has his gem side

    • @angerypotato7430
      @angerypotato7430 Год назад +4

      @@ReissSpangenberg4470 And what is it going to do, come out, leave Steven vulnerable, and get killed itself? for the intents and purposes of this fight, Steven is alone

    • @ReissSpangenberg4470
      @ReissSpangenberg4470 Год назад +1

      @@angerypotato7430 I was meaning he is never truly alone.

  • @kingkraken8761
    @kingkraken8761 Год назад +60

    Steven might be able to do something with his healing spit (key word might)

    • @TrueLocalEnthusiast
      @TrueLocalEnthusiast  Год назад +11

      Yeah I mentioned this but yeah definitely a might situation

    • @Noname-gm5om
      @Noname-gm5om 11 месяцев назад

      Not even close the lich is entropy incarnate he was brought to life by his mother LIFE the concept of life healed him stevens weak spit is not resurrecting someone from the dead

    • @cringedetector5560
      @cringedetector5560 10 месяцев назад

      Maybe it acts like that weird healing liquid Finn used against the litch to turn him into sweet pea

    • @cringedetector5560
      @cringedetector5560 10 месяцев назад +1

      Also, would Steven be immune to that stuff? Or at least immune to spells and magic or that shit. I mean at the very least his bubbles and sheild are made of light, and I feel like the litch kinda stands against that…

    • @edgbarra
      @edgbarra 10 месяцев назад +1

      I don't think it's a maybe. We know healing is how we got sweet pea, Steven would definitely be able to do that. Plus it would match the tone of the show, turning the villain into a friend

  • @DavePrice3156
    @DavePrice3156 Год назад +27

    Also lich can't be reasoned with which Steven tends to try to do with his enemies

    • @TrueLocalEnthusiast
      @TrueLocalEnthusiast  Год назад +16

      Steven: WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT!
      Lich: *Does Galactic War Crimes*

    • @DavePrice3156
      @DavePrice3156 Год назад +1

      @@TrueLocalEnthusiast 😂😂😂😂 forreal tho like I like Steven but he would say something like that plus Lich is my favorite villain aside from Aku.

    • @JoshuaA1307
      @JoshuaA1307 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@TrueLocalEnthusiastthe only one he can reason with would be sweet pea

  • @incertnamehere
    @incertnamehere Год назад +7

    Steven’s spit can heal stuff, remember what happened the last time the Litch touched healing stuff.

    • @justnoob8141
      @justnoob8141 10 месяцев назад

      Up until you remember *F A L L*

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 8 месяцев назад

      If I remember correctly that required a very specific type of thing thats far beyond Steven and is very strange

  • @iantaran2843
    @iantaran2843 Год назад +103

    The Lich solos.
    It would be devastating.

    • @rgmoses2189
      @rgmoses2189 Год назад +1

      re-watch steven universe to get a good grasp on its scaling as at the end of the series we find that Steven could scale from multi large planet level, to solar system level depending on how the end of future is interpreted

    • @iantaran2843
      @iantaran2843 Год назад +8

      ​@@rgmoses2189 I can see what your saying.
      But also, having seen both and having my own opinion about fictional power scaling.
      I just see the Lich winning
      But I will be fair as well as transparent and note that I am a huge fan of Adventure Time.
      Steven Universe, not so much.
      The Power Scaling tiers just don't work for me.
      The level of favoritism people utilize it with has made it painful for me to even see them referenced

    • @Carnesus
      @Carnesus 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@rgmoses2189Unless Steven possesses the ability to erase the concept of someone from the multiverse then he cannot put down the Lich. For context the Lich’s physical form has been destroyed multiple times but only existence erasure would actually stop him. He is also a simultaneous constant in every universe as he transports a piece of himself to every single universe. I think Lich would win not by destructive force alone but by hax. Finn is the only person who can resist Lich since his soul is the embodiment of the idea of good while Lich is the embodiment of evil. Whats most important to state is that Finn the embodiment of good who slew a multiversal being was barely able to keep his eyes open when the Lich used his command. When he says “Fall.” Its over, steven may have more raw power but he has no defense against the Fall command. And the Lich could just possess his body while hes out.

    • @rgmoses2189
      @rgmoses2189 11 месяцев назад

      @Raggaratio but that goes onto the territory of no limits fallacy. The point you made about having a soul that "embodies" good would also make any other hero aka Steven have a similar soul that could defeat the Lich. Plus when speaking in terms of vs battles reincarnation as a form of regeneration counts as a loss because you need to die to live again, aka your opponent is stronger than you and thus has killed you

    • @Carnesus
      @Carnesus 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@rgmoses2189 no I mean Finn’s the literal embodiment of good within lore. He was born as a sentient comet which would seed life within worlds from its conception to the end of time witnessing everything. I don’t mean hes good natured, I mean its an actual ability and the reason he wins so often. Also the no limits fallacy is essentially true for the lich. Thats the whole point of his character, similar to Finn he will be there at the end of time. He existed before existence was actually a thing (confusing I know but its all lore). Also the Lich is already dead, and reincarnation is only if his existence is erased, otherwise he’d just use possession. Finn’s power for good isn’t being good natured, when he died his dog Jake achieved Nirvana because he was so perfectly good, the highest level of peace and heaven which cannot be broken into unless chosen. Finn could not achieve this because he isn’t perfect, but he is still the embodiment of good since thats quite literally what he was born as. Also I only said the lich could reincarnate to clarify steven could never get rid of him, but I don’t think steven would be able to kill him anyway. Hes shown no resistance to anything similar to “Fall”, and besides speed he has no real advantage. Not even a being which KILLED death was able to resist the lich. I don’t think Lich could control Steven because being good does mean he can’t force it, but he would still be able to break into his body. Fall works regardless of good or bad. The issue with the whole “thats just a no limits fallacy” is thats the intention of his character. The Lich represents the end of everything in adventure time. At many points he lets himself die to far weaker opponents simply because he just doesn’t care. Because he knows no matter what he can’t lose, he can take as much time as needed, he could wait months, years, decades, centuries just for one opening to attack. He couldn’t beat prime Billy so he waited for old age and skinned him alive. He couldn’t beat an omnipotent wish god so he waited for Prismo to materialize immobile for months before turning Prismo to ashes and dust. Within the series the few people stronger than him are literal gods which haven’t been defeated besides by people such as, you guessed it, Finn. In lore as explained by the lich himself, “before time, before anything, there was nothing, and before there was nothing……there were monsters.” Lich existed during the time when death and life had no meaning, everything conceivable was simply a sea of monsters and nothing more. Then the universe occurred and those monsters numbering in the thousands destroyed planets and solar systems just for fun. Its assumed they were killed by beings such as Golb who was born after the universe was created and the essential god of adventure time. All those beings die to existence erasure, but when Lich experienced it he just…..came back.

  • @TrueLocalEnthusiast
    @TrueLocalEnthusiast  Год назад +9

    What do you guys think? Did I miss anything major? Let me know!
    Anyway I won't keep ya and As ALWAYS I will see you in the next video Bye 👋

    • @jay15951
      @jay15951 Год назад

      I'd say the main thing you missed would be Steven's psycic powers off the top of my head Steven has aura manipulation, possession, empathic abilities, astral projection, mind reading, mental projection, and dream invasion.
      His healing powers are also not to be underestimated
      Aswell as Steven's shields which are strong enough to stop a city destroying space Laser

    • @HitBrusedStudio7180
      @HitBrusedStudio7180 7 месяцев назад

      This literally wouldn't matter ​@jay15951

    • @DallasIsDaMan5
      @DallasIsDaMan5 6 месяцев назад

      Steven doesn't have ANY of those things where did you even GET that from 😭☠️@@jay15951

  • @a1d3n_isstupid
    @a1d3n_isstupid 10 месяцев назад +2

    Steven: "You won't be happy doing this, please join us and you'll finally be happy because i know who you really are-"
    Lich: "CEASE"
    Steven: _💀_

  • @scpfoundation8176
    @scpfoundation8176 Год назад +11

    He could also break the gems.He shattered Billy’s gauntlet just by shushing Finn, nothing is going to survive him

    • @StyleSnivy
      @StyleSnivy Год назад +2

      But being shattered does not mean death necessarily. Gems can be revived even after being shattered through white,yellow,blue, and pinks uhhhhh. Well I’m not sure what it is in Steven universe future but I’ll call it essence

    • @bruh8545
      @bruh8545 Год назад +2

      ​@@StyleSnivytears?

    • @StyleSnivy
      @StyleSnivy Год назад +1

      @@bruh8545 thanks I forgot that’s what it was. Forgive me

    • @bruh8545
      @bruh8545 Год назад

      @@StyleSnivy dont worry bro... i thought of the same thing

    • @scpfoundation8176
      @scpfoundation8176 Год назад

      @@StyleSnivyyeah but unless he instantly heals them they’re completely out of commission for the time being until he finds a safe area to repair them

  • @Soto7
    @Soto7 6 месяцев назад +1

    Steven: “I’m just like you. We don’t have to fight.”
    The Litch: “there’s nothing but darkness for you.”

  • @bobsponge8539
    @bobsponge8539 Год назад +40

    Steven would start crying about how the Lich can be redeemed while the Lich takes control of him. it would be a massacre

    • @ashadeofblue6815
      @ashadeofblue6815 Год назад +14

      Unironically trying to win "peacefully" using his healing spit is probably the best bet Steven has

  • @DavePrice3156
    @DavePrice3156 Год назад +37

    Yeah definitely Steven is powerful but he hasn't dealt with anything on Lich level

    • @rgmoses2189
      @rgmoses2189 Год назад +3

      Yes, he's dealt with treats much higher then proved he was stronger

    • @jngr3449
      @jngr3449 Год назад +1

      @@rgmoses2189 like what the diamonds ? They’re on his level they’re equals

    • @toniotrussardi8126
      @toniotrussardi8126 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@rgmoses2189 my guy lich is literally the concept of freaking death space nazis arent on his level

    • @rgmoses2189
      @rgmoses2189 11 месяцев назад +1

      @toniotrussardi8126 no, Death (the character) is the concept of death, the Lich is the last scholar of Golb aka the embodiment of chaos but from what he's shown his power is in fact limited, one far below that of the crystal gems

    • @Mistertroller32
      @Mistertroller32 11 месяцев назад

      @@rgmoses2189you’re not getting it lich is not just the embodiment of death, he is literally The End. Everything and everyone has to end at some point, and that’s why the lich exists. There was even a universe where Finn made a wish where the lich never existed but guess what he appears so he can do what he was meant to do, End everything and everyone. So whatever the diamonds do to him they won’t do anything but delay the inevitable, hell HE IS THE INEVITABLE, he is beyond the power of the diamonds.

  • @vx_lcn
    @vx_lcn 11 месяцев назад +3

    steven: you can make a difference 😍
    the lich: *melts him into a puddle*

  • @ajgameguy3674
    @ajgameguy3674 11 месяцев назад +4

    Are people just forgetting that Lich was temporarily put out of commission by having life grow on him at the Citadel? A power that Steven has by default?
    One spit at the Lich, and the poor bastard gets put out of commission. Granted, that's a temporary solution, but it's something.

    • @sylokthedefiled7650
      @sylokthedefiled7650 11 месяцев назад +2

      F A L L

    • @justnoob8141
      @justnoob8141 10 месяцев назад

      *F A L L*

    • @Rogue_artist3
      @Rogue_artist3 10 месяцев назад +1

      I doubt Steven would even figure out that weakness and that he’ll be trying to heal the lich

    • @Copeharderretard
      @Copeharderretard 8 месяцев назад +1

      Fall lmfao

    • @DallasIsDaMan5
      @DallasIsDaMan5 6 месяцев назад +1

      Are you just forgetting that after he was turned into sweetpea he still managed to come back as a separate entity lmao.

  • @therealbritlad2537
    @therealbritlad2537 10 месяцев назад +1

    Steven: NOOOO YOU CANT JUST HEARTLESSLY KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE
    The Lich: Fall

  • @manuelsoriano4142
    @manuelsoriano4142 Год назад +5

    Bro the Lich instantly wins.

  • @botanicalitus4194
    @botanicalitus4194 Год назад +8

    I love steven but he is outmatched by the Lich

  • @seththedeveloper2212
    @seththedeveloper2212 10 месяцев назад

    Steven: “We can be friends”
    Lich: “Fall”

  • @MrBlox_gee
    @MrBlox_gee 7 месяцев назад +2

    i mean whats steven gonna do?
    sing a song?
    the lich is universal level
    the lich is gonna say
    "FALL"

  • @hmingthansangathana333
    @hmingthansangathana333 10 месяцев назад

    "You are strong child but i am beyond strength"
    -Lich

  • @Frenzy_Ice
    @Frenzy_Ice 10 месяцев назад

    “You are strong child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end!”

  • @lazyliongames6660
    @lazyliongames6660 10 месяцев назад

    “We can make it better, we don’t have to-“
    “Fall”

  • @funnyguy-qs4ho
    @funnyguy-qs4ho 10 месяцев назад

    Bro would say “Ligma balls” and Steven would be atomized

  • @hoykoga
    @hoykoga Год назад

    This match up ain't a fight it's a dam violation

  • @mertensiam3384
    @mertensiam3384 Год назад +7

    Steven's healing powers are tied to any of his fluids so even if he was killed by a wound he could still heal the lich
    Don't think he'd win tho, he might be very powerful but the lich overpowers him in almost every ability he has
    Possession? Lich doesn't have to be asleep to do it!
    Destruction? The lich killed almost every single human on earth and killed all dinosaurs!
    Not to mention the Lich's control powers go beyond possession and he can cause almost anything he wants on you by just saying it
    The only way i could see Steven winning would be if he used his diamond speed powers to cover the lich in his spit, tears or sweat. Which would work cause Stevens healing powers can heal objects, like the teddy bear, conditions, such as Connie's short eyesight, and injuries, like all the ones he had in the original show
    I don't know if he'd even get the chance to try tho, cause the lich is a much, much more experienced fighter and an incredible powerful force of nature.

    • @Noname-gm5om
      @Noname-gm5om 11 месяцев назад

      No dumbass the lich was healed by his mother the FUCKING CONCEPTUAL BEING OF LIFE STEVENS SPIT OR BLOOD NOTHING WILL WORK HIS BODY WOULD DIE AGAIN BECAUSE HE IS LITERALLY ENTROPY INCARNATE STEVENS HEALING POWERS CAN NOT BRING BACK THE DEAD

    • @marshalllee6376
      @marshalllee6376 10 месяцев назад

      I thought the lich didn’t kill the dinosaurs like himself, but like, via a giant comet/asteroid impact. Same with the human thing if that suppose to refer to the bomb, that’s just the lichs essence as a bomb but not the actual lich

    • @edgbarra
      @edgbarra 10 месяцев назад

      I think if Steven didn't know anything about the Lich he would probably be doomed. But if he had Intel from Finn, Steven had a good chance. Maybe a little song would give damage, like with Golb

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 8 месяцев назад

      If I remember correctly that stuff was special cause I don't think any normal healing thing can actually do something to the lich, cause that blood was different from normal healing powers

    • @mertensiam3384
      @mertensiam3384 8 месяцев назад

      @@theenderdestruction2362 these are two different shows, so there's nothing in either of them to backup that claim

  • @Picklethatiswild
    @Picklethatiswild 10 месяцев назад

    What Steven gonna do when the Lich says: “fall”.

  • @gunargundarson1626
    @gunargundarson1626 Год назад +1

    The lich is an undead primordial that existed before time was an idea.
    Sorry, Steven but your lightbeam of magical Funtime with friends isn’t going to stop the natural entropy of the universe.

  • @sleepninja2350
    @sleepninja2350 Год назад +3

    Well dang actually I was with ya that Steven wouldn’t have a chance until the end, I didn’t think about his healing powers.
    Rethinking it, Steven might have one of the best power sets to defeat the litch. It’s been shown magical barriers can stop mind possession or even hold the litch, and stevens got magical barriers for days. Plus the litch like golb has a weakness for things like love, harmony and healing.
    So like stevens whole shtick is healing and harmonizing while being able to move at super speeds and shield.
    I don’t think it would be one sided or anything but I could def see the fight ending with another Sweet P

    • @Noname-gm5om
      @Noname-gm5om 11 месяцев назад

      No not even close stevens healing powers WOULD NOT WORK AT ALL. The only reason death was able to be healed/revived was because he was healed by THE CONCEPTUAL BEING OF LIFE HIS MOTHER!!! STEVEN CANNOT BRING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE WITH HIS SPIT AND NOT ONLY THAT ANY AFFECTS DONE BY HIS SPIT WOULD BE UNDONE BY HIS EVERDYING BODY. Unless Steven has the power to resurrect the dead on a conceptual level he gets fucked utterly and with no chance whatsoever

    • @Noname-gm5om
      @Noname-gm5om 11 месяцев назад +1

      This fight ends in tragedy and loss for Steven he stands no fucking chance at all. Only reason finn was able to win is because he is also a cosmic entity that is the literal concept of all that is good turned into human form via reincarnation. The lich solos Steven and the Diamonds even if they had an entire army of disposable gems they’d still lose utterly hopelessly and pathetically

    • @sleepninja2350
      @sleepninja2350 11 месяцев назад

      @@Noname-gm5om psh ok I wanted to be nice before but y’all ride the Lich too hard so nah it is one sided and steven stomps. The lich got overwhelmed by the powers of a teenage crush sweater.
      This is how it would go down:
      Steven sings about peace and love on planet earth from within his magic mindcontrol blocking bubble. Drives the lych mad, bubbles him and then takes his time filling up the bubble with his healing spit till the Lich is left another SweetP.
      Steven solos the litch No diamonds or Chrystal gems needed

    • @C.A.O.N
      @C.A.O.N 11 месяцев назад

      @@sleepninja2350 "FALL"

    • @marshalllee6376
      @marshalllee6376 10 месяцев назад

      @@Noname-gm5omFinn’s past incarnation was a cosmic entity. But Finn himself is basically a combat adept human who’s immune to electricity.

  • @ooomailydargaatai8846
    @ooomailydargaatai8846 Год назад

    Steven is the guy who SINGS and say this isn't you get in your HEART

  • @aidenzach8911
    @aidenzach8911 10 месяцев назад +1

    Stevens tears may be able to do something against the litch?
    But probably not

  • @NixityNullt
    @NixityNullt 10 месяцев назад

    Finally, someone actually explaining their reasoning instead of just an edit giving points for a bunch of random catagories set to "sigma male" phonk music

    • @DallasIsDaMan5
      @DallasIsDaMan5 6 месяцев назад

      I don't know what edits you're watching ☠️

  • @en4d_got_slayed
    @en4d_got_slayed Год назад +2

    Lich slam🗿

  • @3k0o_x
    @3k0o_x 11 месяцев назад

    Just one spit and the lich is out, but yeah he'd probably not even get the chance to do that lol.

  • @Smartness_itself
    @Smartness_itself 11 месяцев назад +2

    Yeah, the Lich wins. There isn't any doubt about that.

  • @franic_
    @franic_ Год назад +1

    Short video idea: golb vs colonel candy corn

  • @ricekrispies4994
    @ricekrispies4994 11 месяцев назад

    Steven: please! You can make a positive change in the world-
    The Lich: *F A L L*

  • @zius2140
    @zius2140 Год назад +1

    Great video bro! BTW it's not "MITCH Match", it's "Mismatch"

  • @madmynk
    @madmynk 10 месяцев назад

    "NOO FINN! HE SAID HE WAS SORRY!!"

  • @mynameskid
    @mynameskid 11 месяцев назад

    Steven: 🎵"we can make it better "🎵
    The lich: "F̶͈̐a̵̛͎͎͍̽̀̄̀̀̽̈̕͜l̸̲̺͛̓͌̃̐̑l̶̜̼̰̱̮͙͐͒̑̉̓͒̍͌̅͝"

  • @IamtotallyDie
    @IamtotallyDie 11 месяцев назад

    Sure he has speed, but he ain’t out speeding this “fall”

  • @TheBlackDragon9515
    @TheBlackDragon9515 Год назад

    You have changed my child but I am beyond changing i am the end

  • @curldoc5442
    @curldoc5442 Год назад +1

    Steven would just cry and then complain that there aren't enough disabled lesbians in SpongeBob.

  • @sandwichgaming2002
    @sandwichgaming2002 Год назад

    Steven. look we can help you. Starts singing
    Lich. "The power of music and love, how quaint. Your feeble attempts at harmony and joy are nothing compared to the true power of chaos and destruction. Your songs will be silenced, your instruments shattered, and your love will wither and die in the face of my eternal darkness

    • @Roodid
      @Roodid Год назад

      "You Can Still Cha-"
      "F Æ £ £"

  • @Lord_Black_Hat
    @Lord_Black_Hat Год назад

    Steven: We don't have to fight!
    The Lich: Oh I know we don't have to. I just want to

  • @AJGundam
    @AJGundam Год назад +1

    Nah Steven gonna pull a talk no jutsu and try befriending the Lich

  • @victordavila9812
    @victordavila9812 10 месяцев назад

    Ok the whole thing about Steven healing the lich assuming that is possible and that is something he would try in the first place is hilarious to me imaginé Steven liking the lich as a way of attacking him 😂😂😂😂

  • @RandomGuy-id2ej
    @RandomGuy-id2ej 11 месяцев назад

    "Fall"
    -Lich

  • @itsgav2334
    @itsgav2334 11 месяцев назад

    All Lich has to do is say “Fall….”

  • @kretosk
    @kretosk 10 месяцев назад

    since steven is like really fragile corrupting or mind controlling him won't be much of a hassle for him

  • @partofsomuchmore
    @partofsomuchmore Год назад +10

    Maybe things wouldn't be so bad. Steven can be active during sleeping, communicating with others on the soul level and creating his desire aura. Boy has a shield that can do some crazy things like stopping handship blast, Yellow Diamond's feet, White Diamond's blast (from many sides) and shattering Jasper. Also, Steven is only 50% organic life, which may help. He can create sapient plant organisms like Watermelon Stevens or Cactus Steven. This power, if used wisely, can be equivallent to manipulating sceletons - power that the Lich can use.

    • @Noname-gm5om
      @Noname-gm5om 11 месяцев назад +1

      No just fucking no 😂 Steven is not even close the Litch is a being of cosmic scale the adventure time cosmology is crazy and the litch is faaaaar tooo powerful for Steven to even do an inkling of damage. Finn survived and lived because he’s more than just human he is a cosmic entity as well locked in a cycle of good vs evil with the litch.

    • @daviviana862
      @daviviana862 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@Noname-gm5omthat is a thing that mamy thing forget, finn is a human, but literally came from a meteor that he reincarnated like, 3 times, is a infinite cycle

  • @bengaming8112
    @bengaming8112 11 месяцев назад

    the only thing that steven has to the lich is maybe his heelingspit acts the same as the stuff that made sweet pea

  • @justnoob8141
    @justnoob8141 10 месяцев назад

    The fight between both can be easily sum up as
    Steven: I’ll roll Persuasion to convince him into stop fighting! I got NAT20, that mean I win!
    Lich: …Power Word Kill, you dead

  • @Ctrain508
    @Ctrain508 Месяц назад

    Lich moved in prismo time room giveing him inaccessible speed and is beyond space and time giving him immersible speed
    Irrelevant>immersible>inaccessible> incalculable>infinite speed

  • @quaktoons331
    @quaktoons331 Год назад +1

    I know this a joke fight so humor me.
    I really began to wonder and the more I thought of it the more
    I think the fight isn't that clear-cut.
    After all, what chance did Finn have that Steven didn't? The Lich had Finn dead to rights, he was going to die if not for the lucky shot of the guardian's blood. But really, the reason Finn didn't become a corpse when he and the lich first met is because the Lich was playing with his food, to an eldritch horror fin is nothing but a funny thought, same with Abadeer, both of them don't kill him instantly because they find him amusing.
    At Finns peak he is dozens and dozens of times stronger than Steven but Steven can reach his peak faster than Finn as we know Steven's powers are governed by his emotions and nothing will push him to the edge like the certain death that the Lich is. He is the incarnation of the fear of death×1000.
    We can assume Steven will probably be stronger than ever before potentially stronger to completely overcome Lich's FALL ability as when he was in godzilla mode, he was completely immune to any mental attacks from the diamonds
    From here, Steven can still be annihilated by the Lich, which he will most likely find it hilarious but unknown to the Lich, Steven still has two chances to win in two different forms:
    Pink Steven: he either gets lucky like Finn and hits the Lich with his healing saliva, causing the Lich to turn into Sweet P or
    second option he throws the Lich OOB(out of bounds) into space(that's effective against the Lich as seen in together again when Jake tosses the lich hand into the abyss of the dead world), touching the lich is super hazardous so Steven most likely wrapped him in a bubble thousands of times stronger than his rose shield before sending him to the shadow realm that us space.
    Godzilla: Same chance of OOB the Lich given his colossal strength or because he's in a berserk state Godzilla Steven could devour the Lich and quickly spit him out because I don't think a decomposed corpse taste good 🤢
    Point is the Lich is now covered head to toe in healing saliva that has been amplified to the max making potentially as good or better than guardian blood and like guardian blood it will quickly begin to regenerate the Lich's flesh creating Sweet P.
    Yes i know Finn with his is telekinetic ghost arm is waaaaay stronger than Steven at his peak but it takes Finn so much time and energy to get to the point where he can use his telekinetic ghost arm, both Steven and Finns powers are affected by their emotions and state of mind but Steven can get to his peak waaaaay faster.
    Remember the Lich most likely has a 90% chance of deleting Finn and Steven whenever he wanted but didn't because he finds it funny to break the spirits of heroes(Billy really did enough of an impression on the Lich to get him to actively go out of his way to break Finns spirit), it is his achilles heel.
    But yeah, I really think this fight isn't as clear-cut as some would make it out to be.
    Again, I know it's a joke fight.

  • @amienabled6665
    @amienabled6665 Год назад +2

    coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

  • @zachg5856
    @zachg5856 Год назад +1

    the lich is at max power probably hax ability to kill multi dimensional power being like being able to control the concept of death in the adventure time multiverse

  • @Wizyord
    @Wizyord 11 месяцев назад +2

    My brother, the Lich is the literal embodiment of the End of All Things. Not Death, but the End.
    Steven is just a funny glowing guy with some neat tricks compared next to mr scholar of Golb

    • @marshalllee6376
      @marshalllee6376 10 месяцев назад

      No as the comet said he’s just an embodiment of evil

  • @Xae-va
    @Xae-va 11 месяцев назад

    Trying to reason with the lich is like trying to reason with old kratos not to kill zeus

  • @NathanJoseph-fk7eb
    @NathanJoseph-fk7eb 11 месяцев назад

    “I’am that last scholar of golb.” The lich

  • @tomsky4751
    @tomsky4751 10 месяцев назад

    Honestly the only way I can see Steven winning is by literally licking the litch since his siliva heals people. And the litch in the og timeline was only really dealt with for the most part by literally healing his body into the kid tree trunks raised. But even then Steven’s pacifist attitude and weaker feats make even getting to that point impossible for him. He has a win con but he just can’t get to it due to him getting overwhelmed.

  • @bubbiestbubby4865
    @bubbiestbubby4865 10 месяцев назад +1

    He'd kiss the lich and it'd be over

    • @DallasIsDaMan5
      @DallasIsDaMan5 6 месяцев назад

      Keep dreaming. Not to mention you liked you're own comment so quit yapping too ☠️

  • @joeyuzwa891
    @joeyuzwa891 11 месяцев назад

    Lich is dogwalkin that doughboy

  • @slenderhead
    @slenderhead 11 месяцев назад

    In strength i thank steven will get the point if he's in his monster form

  • @isaacpianos5208
    @isaacpianos5208 Год назад +1

    You're not taking into account Steven's mind powers tho
    I don't think it would be that easy to possess him

  • @XcaliburMortem
    @XcaliburMortem 10 месяцев назад +1

    Just one question: will Steven's spit work like the citadel's guardian blood if the lich touches it?

    • @HehehehawYt
      @HehehehawYt 9 месяцев назад

      you are comparing the blood of a guardian that prisons the worst criminals of the universe to a baby's saliva

  • @Branx02
    @Branx02 11 месяцев назад

    With all that trauma steven has he’ll be unable to touch the lich

  • @sarcasm-aplenty
    @sarcasm-aplenty 10 месяцев назад

    If Steven was a pure gem he might be immune to the lich's death magic like BMO is since gems are robots but he's half human so definitely killable

  • @timothytosser288
    @timothytosser288 11 месяцев назад +1

    hydrogen bomb vs 5 year olf

  • @theerandomdude2375
    @theerandomdude2375 10 месяцев назад

    Steven could get his gem enchanted to be lich proof, but the trues lichs power has been seen to override it (Fionna and cake when fionna had the crown in close proximity to her but she still fell)

    • @DallasIsDaMan5
      @DallasIsDaMan5 6 месяцев назад

      How would that even work ☠️That makes zero sense at all

  • @goodgoblin3169
    @goodgoblin3169 Год назад

    Steven would try to befriend the thing and just die right then

  • @sebas_hi
    @sebas_hi Год назад

    One important thing is most of Stevens purely strength feats that are him on his own have been made to be a bad thing due to his lack of control not to mention he not that fast sense you mentioned Smokey but he’s gonna be fighting alone Steven doesn’t even have speed on his side

  • @rarecomment1941
    @rarecomment1941 Год назад +1

    Remember
    The whole time we see lich,it isn’t full power

  • @armydoomgamer
    @armydoomgamer Год назад

    Steven: I’m enough powerful in universe
    Lich: You are strong as child, I’m beyond strength… I am The End

  • @nostalgiagaming8955
    @nostalgiagaming8955 11 месяцев назад

    Yeah most of the fight Steven has been in, he has won due to him being able to reason with his attacker. Without the Crystal Gems, Steven as a fighter - while good - isn’t really good enough. Lich's mindset is so hyper-fixated on death and destruction, his mere existence is for those two things that Steven isn’t getting a word out before Lich kills him.

  • @sanjivinsmoke2719
    @sanjivinsmoke2719 11 месяцев назад

    *FALL*
    you are strong child but I'm beyond strength..
    Litch is freaking entity that has existed before there was nothing.
    Resistant to everything magical. Only the blood like the guardians of the multiversal interdementional jail blood change his persona. But in the end his nature of destroying everything is still dormant in that version.

  • @joshplays9722
    @joshplays9722 10 месяцев назад

    Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

  • @eason1788
    @eason1788 Год назад

    Steven didn't stand a chance

  • @BookedWindow
    @BookedWindow Год назад

    IF Steven won some how he would walk out of that fight fully healed physically but ends up with even more trauma

    • @Noname-gm5om
      @Noname-gm5om 11 месяцев назад

      There’s not even a somehow situation Steven loses 100% everytime there’s no trick or trap or situation that could stop this lich from killing him. Maybe he could escape to space but only so long before the lich comes

  • @bigweld4328
    @bigweld4328 Год назад

    his physical body can be killed but his gem self would remain intact still

  • @BlocksaverMax
    @BlocksaverMax Год назад +1

    Power Stone Thanos VS The Lich

  • @underdrip7957
    @underdrip7957 10 месяцев назад

    Lich: Fall. 💀💀

  • @mrperfectcell1350
    @mrperfectcell1350 Год назад

    Make a video about Uncle Grandpa vs the Imagination thing in Adventure Time

  • @Spamton8
    @Spamton8 11 месяцев назад +1

    Fall you are alone child. there is only darkness for you and do the only death for your people. you might be strong child But I am beyond strength I am the end.

    • @midnightbat344
      @midnightbat344 11 месяцев назад

      Also steven do exactly wat finn do and heal him

    • @Squeam9750
      @Squeam9750 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@midnightbat344 Nah Steven dies right there. Finn at least has some resistance to this shit.

  • @abeautifulduwang
    @abeautifulduwang 11 месяцев назад

    "FALL"

  • @cosmefulanito5052
    @cosmefulanito5052 11 месяцев назад

    Healing the Lich is only a viable strategy is Steven knows about it beforehand. That's pretty much it.

    • @Noname-gm5om
      @Noname-gm5om 11 месяцев назад

      It’s not a viable strategy at all the lich 🐌 was healed by the fucking conceptual being of life unless Steven can resurrect the dead much less a body that is in a constant state of entropy and actively radiates death then fuck no not even close

  • @danielcesar664
    @danielcesar664 Год назад

    steven can create life he washes

  • @TheImmortalMushroom
    @TheImmortalMushroom 10 месяцев назад

    You actually missed some things that might help Steven ALOT here, after Steven was (pun intended) feeling *blue* after proposing to Connie he evaporated like straight up erased a whole f*cking chunk of sand from existence, he's gotten better with his powers now aswell by the way so he doesn't need to be Smokey Qaurtz to use superspeed, his voice alone has nearly destroyed his entire house and he's proven to be able to transform into things he thinks he is so if ever mastered that later on well he could turn into something even stronger than his monster thing-ama jig that was stronger than all 3 diamonds! But yeah the biggest factor here is Steven's ability to destroy with his will and voice alone with his will completely obliterating things like just out of existence and his voice destroying things the normal (healable) way

    • @DallasIsDaMan5
      @DallasIsDaMan5 6 месяцев назад

      Okay. Let me see steven come back from being erased from existence twice and then becoming omnipresent afterwords

  • @thegoldengeek8057
    @thegoldengeek8057 11 месяцев назад

    Magical Baby vs Super Evil Nuclear Warhead

  • @maxwheatley4497
    @maxwheatley4497 11 месяцев назад

    Steven is basically a god himself. He can possess people, encase enemies in unbreakable forcefields, etc

    • @shape4234
      @shape4234 11 месяцев назад

      Doesn't matter he's getting destroyed

    • @maxwheatley4497
      @maxwheatley4497 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@shape4234...turn into godzilla, make an army with just his spit, resurect super-powered zombies

    • @BigJackHorner2023
      @BigJackHorner2023 10 месяцев назад

      @@maxwheatley4497 ignoring that the Lich almost destroyed a planet.

    • @DallasIsDaMan5
      @DallasIsDaMan5 6 месяцев назад

      Steven can not do that lil bro. Stop making up shit it's goofy ☠️@@maxwheatley4497

  • @octo6823
    @octo6823 11 месяцев назад

    I see stevens only way of somehow winning is with his tears/spit. It could cause another sweet pea. But that's just a maybe.

    • @DallasIsDaMan5
      @DallasIsDaMan5 6 месяцев назад

      The only reason his vessel turned into sweet pea was because of citadel guardian blood which could heal BONE. The best thing steven's healed with his spit is greg's infected arm

  • @ethanfrench3135
    @ethanfrench3135 Год назад +16

    The only way I could see it being different is if we assume that corruption doesn’t increase a gem’s powers, just releases restraint and changes form. When Steven was corrupted he was stronger than the cluster, which was planet level. If he can access that in a no holds barred match and resist mind control with his pink diamond emotion powers I can see him winning.

    • @alleywaydude399
      @alleywaydude399 Год назад +5

      Lich caused the entire multiversal prison to fall apart and gain control of its inhabitants, even weaker inhabitants can effortlessly slice planets apart. He even killed a citadel gaurdian from my memory. He's likely even stronger than Orgalorg considering the dude was considered a lesser and smaller primordial being, while lich is, from my understanding, a greater one considering he was born of the breath of Golb, in his comet corm he brought universal chaos and change. And Steven fought a weakened cluster or non full powered cluster, continent level is like the HIGHEST I'd give em, maybe multi-continent.

    • @alleywaydude399
      @alleywaydude399 Год назад +6

      And Lich's fall ability? Yeah Steven won't survive that if the literal embodiment of good can't do anything against it, or Jake, the dog who can literal engulf a planet if it need be. Not calling Steven weak or anything, just saying he does not stand a chance. Though I see where your argument is coming from.

    • @takayukishonen7340
      @takayukishonen7340 Год назад

      ​@@alleywaydude399 Jake cannot engulf the whole planet, he has limits. You might be thinking coz of the episode u saw when he was with his alien dad was covering the whole planet they standin on, the planet so small that it even barely a planet, it's a thousand or more times smaller than the earth even after it already got half so...

    • @rgmoses2189
      @rgmoses2189 Год назад

      HE WASNT CORRUPTED!!! Corruption refers to gems corrupted by the corrupting light thousands of years ago by the 3 remaining diamonds, gorilla steven was just that, steven! He took on the cluster planet level, Lapis which we also know at planet level, fusions of other crystal gems which we know scale above base Lapis, and 3 other diamonds which we know are the absolute most powerful gems. All done and overpowered simultaneously!!! This could easily scale him up to Star or even solar system level depending on how much more powerful the diamonds are to their gem creations which we know should be pretty large as the corrupting light sent by them was ment to destroy all gems on the surface of the planet which is a feat in itself as we've seen that a quartz soldier like Jasper is country to even continent level when it comes to her base form's indurance

    • @takayukishonen7340
      @takayukishonen7340 Год назад

      @@rgmoses2189 endurance yes but Jasper is still hardly a city level. She had been defeated many times now, once by Garnet and twice by Steven. It'll be hard to compare them without their actual feats but we know that the diamonds are capable of overpowering and colonizing the earth without or with the gems but that's still not getting them to a continental let alone planetary basing on individual strength coz there is really no actual feats showing how strong they are except their clash with the gems and Steven. And there is no episode in the series showing Steven or a gem overpowering a diamond, they only have been able to get them submit because of Steven's talk no jutsu and also his relevance/impotance to the diamonds.

  • @booleah6357
    @booleah6357 Год назад

    Steven would try to talk no jutsu the lich and then would get ganked because the lich just wouldn't care. I could just picture Steven saying something like "We don't have to fight! Your not really so bad let's hug." Then the lich just melts him like he did old man prismo.

    • @huntercraft5674
      @huntercraft5674 Год назад

      thats only if its kid steven though
      older versions would be a bit more aggressive
      not that it would increase his odds in any significant way

    • @booleah6357
      @booleah6357 Год назад +1

      @@huntercraft5674 Yeah even if he got aggressive the lich would still body him.

    • @catatoblob8598
      @catatoblob8598 Год назад

      I'm not sure if Steven's talk no jutsu is plot armor, or some varient of Pink Diamond's powers that he unconsciously uses to gather allies.

    • @booleah6357
      @booleah6357 Год назад

      @@catatoblob8598 probably both

  • @kjariyanorasaet
    @kjariyanorasaet 11 месяцев назад

    steven: *crying* STOP KILLING EVERYONE
    the lich: lol no

  • @Yuumei11
    @Yuumei11 Год назад +1

    Bill vs Black Hat?

  • @Blumelom
    @Blumelom Год назад

    Steven vs the golb