That’s a famous line by Mae West . In February 1936 she was at Los Angeles Railway Station . A police officer was assigned to escort her home .She said to him ‘ Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me ?’ She then delivered the same line in the movie ‘She Done Him Wrong’ . That line now has been used millions of times, often with slight variations .
I know this is a joke but did you hear the story of a young Ghanaian man who was 'attracted' to the teller, they $h0+ him (he survived) cz they thought 'it' was a &un. I can't 😥
@@cherrymetha3185 I thought of a similar thing from a song called "Daddy Cop" from the show "The Rookie" one verse said "Is that a baton in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Lol 😂
At that point I'd just ask how much cash he has access to and politely ask him to get some. Take a bit for yourself too, this is a robbery who's gonna know, have some chinese tonight
Just like that guy from a year or two ago went into a coffee shop (or hair salon) and yelled out "yo, this is a robbery! Everybody give me your money!" But everybody ignored him and he quietly left.
That's exactly the vibe of my office filled with gen zs, every one of us would point to their forehead if a robber comes or just take a picture with him
*Robber calls police to report two bank employees harrassing him*
An uno reverse situation 💀
"I'm being held up at the bank officer. These two wouldn't give me my money when I asked for it."
I work for an ethics and compliance hotline. I can confirm I had an anonymous call reporting two bank employees harassing the caller.
Lol. 🤣
Probably could do that in NYC now...
"you're hard man? That's not a gun?" Had me dying!!😂😂😂
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That’s a famous line by Mae West . In February 1936 she was at Los Angeles Railway Station . A police officer was assigned to escort her home .She said to him ‘ Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me ?’ She then delivered the same line in the movie ‘She Done Him Wrong’ . That line now has been used millions of times, often with slight variations .
I burst out laughing in the office at that part 😂
I know this is a joke but did you hear the story of a young Ghanaian man who was 'attracted' to the teller, they $h0+ him (he survived) cz they thought 'it' was a &un. I can't 😥
@@cherrymetha3185 I thought of a similar thing from a song called "Daddy Cop" from the show "The Rookie" one verse said "Is that a baton in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Lol 😂
"He thinks we have the keys to the safe".
Fucking so much truth in that one line.
Truth is underage you can't say that
@@pena014💀
He said “Blud thinks” not he thinks
hahha that laugh is hilarious
To a safe* all the money is online now.😂
Those guys are such a mood, lol.
"Do everything I say or I'll kill you."
"Don't be promising me a good time, bro."
Robber being robbed. Not his money but his dignity as a robber. 😂
Mission failed twice 😹
The robber can file a case for mental abuse and harassment.
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😂😂😂
He got emotional damage.
the way the robber poses at the end like he just accepts defeat
Robber: man I'm done dude, whatever ✌️
@Angel_14101 😂😂😂
At that point I'd just ask how much cash he has access to and politely ask him to get some. Take a bit for yourself too, this is a robbery who's gonna know, have some chinese tonight
ole. mole.
Aye. Tag me bro 😂
I love how violated he looked when that guy was like "that's not a gun huh?" lol
Robber walk in with the most polite batman voice and think the tellers gonna be scared 😂
Robber: " sigh... alright, are you guys hiring?😭
20 years time investment plan to rob bank for several hundred thousands of dollars
"We'll rob the bank month by month... By taking pay checks!"
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That's in the Onion Movie, that clip comes up every few months.
Blud thinks i have the keys to the safe... Hilarious 😂😂
Didn't think we'd ever hear Rudy say blud lol
@@rbaeye
@@Mikaelbarcena Your profile pictures made me think rbae replied to himself because of the colors lmao.
@@FelixNCarvalho ah yes, wall-e and beast gohan look the same
Blud thinks he's part of the skit he watched... Hilarious 😂
"Pauseee Yooo"
"Ur hard man? So thats not a gun Huh" 💀
When depression already beat you by robbing your happiness:
"shoot me ,shoot me" 😂😂😂😂😂
Pointing at his head like he's Johan or something 😂
“LETS GO SHOOT ME, SHOOT ME, SHOOOOOOOT MEEEEE!!”
He don't even want to be there
thats what i would say if im getting robbed
when gen z and millennials be confronted each other xD
"911 whats your emergency?"
"Two employees are harrasing me"
Stolen
@@jianli4523 Like ur mom
DAMN
@@Andrew-he2pb DAYUM
@@Andrew-he2pb you sure you aren’t mentioning your own situation?
“Robbers can be hard as well”
Was the worst choice of words 💀
"yo tag me brah"
fr got me XD
Ya that got a snort out of me too.
"Yo, tag me bro." Had me dying!😂😂😂😂😂
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😂😂
"Gotta get my social media engagement up fam" 😂😂💯💯 FACTS
"They can be hard too"
"Yeah they can.. pause.. yoooo"
That whole part got me bawlin🤣
“So that’s not a gun?”
Especially after being told the bank employee is gay and single 😂
@@Shamiterrificdidn't catch that at first when watching, but its absolute genius
To everyone in this chat, Jesus is calling you today. Come to him, repent from your sins, bear his cross and live the victorious life..
@@idehenebenezer
Why?
Love the Tristan character- hilarious
Even the robber is more sane than the employees 😂
Honestly thought he called Tristan over to die like that one coworker you can’t stand 😂
TRISTEN with an "e". Get it right.
@@xxyy1318 so what if they spelled it with an A. It's not a common name
@@xxyy1318Both are right. Get your facts right
Bro same 😂
Me too. You and I would be horrible workmates I think.
Tristan knows what's up. 😂
Yeah the robber apparently, bro needs to come into the bank when he’s not so excited
Damn the 911 likes though
@@saifulzazwanizar388745 more in 21 minutes
i see what you did there
I got scared when I heard my name
"digital money stolen from Bank" headline in digital news 😂
He's talented.. one man playing 3 characters 💯
This has to be your best sketch yet
It has ever kind of joke u can imagine!
Yup!!! For sure Bro!!
no its his worst
@@LugerP40 dude why?
‘Workplace harassment’ except the entire workplace is harassing the criminal
Now that’s a world where people actually use their brains to confuse the heck out of the robber
Yaaaa
"that's not a gun huh?" that one had me rollin!
Your voice is so soothing, as smooth as butter
Tristan--“shoot me, shoot me, right here” the annoying best co-worker 😂😂😂
Bro wanted help to that express checkout to life 😂😭
Ur a great actor bro. Tristan seemed like an entirely different person.
Not just actor, but director and writer - too.
Bro i was gonna say this also. He actually got talent
Gay men usually are more talented and creative❤❤@@william69952
Rudys dad : Are you blind habibi ?
Legit
The Robber is so traumatized 😂
'shoot me, shoot me '😂
'yo tag me Bro' 😂
Every part of this was great. The robber posing for the story was just icing on the cake 😂
Agreed. That was hilarious.
the "yeah they can PAUSE yoooo" sent me lmao
The guy being gay is what really sent me 😭
"Pause, No Diddy ☝️🤓"
WHERE?!
A perfect example of failing your intimidation roll.
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Dude just choose the wrong cashier
@@TheeArtSmith two of the wrong cashiers 😂😂😂
Just like that guy from a year or two ago went into a coffee shop (or hair salon) and yelled out "yo, this is a robbery! Everybody give me your money!" But everybody ignored him and he quietly left.
This reminds me of that black Dude with a LA clippers cap robbing a vietnamese store or salon. 😂
That quick “you’re too soft for a robber” has me dead 😂😂😂😂
Also when the robber realize the currency is only digital, and therefore a safe is useless in that year.😄
“Empty the safe, and you will be safe”
Truly one of the quotes of all time
One of the comments I have read this year!
@@ddebenedictis One of the replies on a comment that I have replied to this year.
@@calmingselfone of the best replies for the reply to the reply of a comment I've ever made this year
He thinks there's cash in the safe 😂 not much cash, all just numbers now
@@zzaeoo_ - you replying to @calmingself one of the best replies for the reply to the reply of a comment I've ever heard of x infinity
"Don't draw attention to yourself. Me? You're wearing a mask, bro" 😂😂😂😂
The robber felt violated!😂😂
This was your most funny sketch until now,
😂i am dying
"Can I put you on my story, I've never been robbed before" just sent me 😂😂😂
Robber poses: ✌🏾
Tristan: Yo, tag me bro
😂😂😂
Cringe. Stop saying "Sent me" u stupid kids.
This feels like a Stanzi crossover, which, now that I say it, is something the internet desparately needs.
Didn't even think about this but now I want it!😂
Pls-
Dude, their humor and big personalities would destroy the universe. I NEED IT TO HAPPEN!!! dangit, now I gotta binge her stuff now haha
Y. E. S.
Is this Sebastian again??
The funny thing is that this will be extremely accurate assuming a violent uprising doesn't happen before then
Tristan is my new favorite character.😂
"Yo tag me bro" so relatable
It’s the little wave of the finger while he says it 😂😂
Damn, Tristan's voice & accent though. Rudy you're really going places.
As someone with that name…yeah, it’s pretty good. 😂
He stole my heart and my peach.
I -low-key- high-key love Tristan. Man’s got such a vibe.
Him going from the Arab dad to now Tristan is phenomenal acting
The writing on these is way funnier than any comedy show I've seen on TV recently
And it's one guy instead of 50 writers
The “ ✌️ “ 😂😂😂😂
Perfect!!!
Yeah that was my fav part!! 😂 Next time I hope he does the 'finger heart' from K-dramas 🫰❤
Awww! He really a softie!
Hahaha!!! "So that's not a gun you're carrying??" 😂😂😂
The existential darkness of these bank employees just resonates.
They way he says "pause... YOOOOO" is hilarious
The timing too, it was perfectly timed for my brain cells LMAO
It's actually very impressive that Rudy can do multiple personalities so well. I know your dream is to be a musician, but you should be an actor.
Too much peopling required for a hard-core introvert 🤣
Never work in Hollywood. Bad juju!
for real his acting is very good especially when he does the son and father skits
he is an actor, just not a union one
Reminds me of Mark Wahlberg when I found out his true dream was to be what Eminem is now. And feels a jealousy for him that's uncanny.
Plot Twist: *He was robbing The Phone Scammer Headquarters.*
getting robbed will be such a vibe in 2028
Tristan needs to be a reoccurring character 😂
Tristan was hilarious 😂😂😂
recurring* There! FTFY
That's exactly the vibe of my office filled with gen zs, every one of us would point to their forehead if a robber comes or just take a picture with him
Are y'all just desensitized
Yup
wait fr?
fr
Real
F-ing hilarious! Banking employ here. Totally feel this. Both sides! 😂
Robber got roasted lmfao
Love how he had to go through the extra steps of not married and gay before he said he was single
I'm not even gay and I do that just to fuck with people I don't like XD
"You'll Live To See Tomorrow"
"Don't Care"
Work energy 😂
That hit hard AF 😂😂😂
"hei can i put you in story. I've never been robbed before"😂😂😂😂😂
"yo, tag me bro" ICONIC😂
Tristan seems like the fun employee we all need.
“So that’s not a gun, huh?” 🤣🤣🤣I can’t
"Just go empty the safe and you will be safe" bar😭🔥
Legit the funniest thing I’ve seen this year
Employees calling on robber: 🚫
Robber calling on employees: ✅️
That robber is Christian Bale with a cold
I was thinking that 😂 well not the cold part but Batman.
@@MillieBlackRose 😂😂 ikr lol
@@gaijin_sailovideos1333 oh how the mighty have fallen
@@MillieBlackRose 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆🤭🤭.. The Dark Knight Falling 😂
@@gaijin_sailovideos1333 I could see that being a whole skit 🤣🤣🤣 Bruce looses all his money so Batman has a new type of job.
Bro robber been violated in such a calm way😂
This is your ultimate masterpiece!
That’s actually some of the best humor I’ve seen in a long time
"you hard man? So thats not a gun?"
Robber becomes modest😂😂😂
Thanks y'all for the likes! 😁
bro i didn’t know he was packing a bazooka down their
@@meowsicalesdarkshadow5825 like in bazooka bubblegum! 😆
Go's in to rob the place and gets sexual harassed. 😂
Liked your comment but then I saw you’re the kind of person that thanks people for likes, so I disliked your comment.
I’m sure at this point the robber feels robbed 😂
I work at a bank. All of this checks out.
It's the nuances in your delivery that make this skit so much funnier and special, respect bro
"Life has taken more from me, than you could ever take"
WOW. But Arab dad would probably be able to take more 😅
*"blud thinks I have the keys to the safe"* is the most modern thing I've heard today. 😂
"I'm robbing this bank"
"Damn that's craaazy... gimme some on your way out"
I need more of Tristan😂 Seems like a chill guy
The way the robber covers himself is just ahahahha he got so shy!!! 😂😂😂
The yo tag me bro at the end is super relatable 😂
Bank robber speaking like Batman
The bank tellers giving Gen Z vibes frfr
Its
"That's not a gun huh"
Had me dying 🤣😭🤣
The guy has a good voice, could advertise Ice Cream in the Cinema
The robber and the first banker have direct relationship with the snake tattoo 😂😂😂😂😂
Tristan new character unlocked 😂
"you're hard man? That's not a gun?" Had me dying!!
Bro chill af.
"And that's how I worked here."
That "yooo tag me bro" got me so badly
"Yo! Tag me, bro!" Hilarious!
"Yo police these guys ain’t letting me rob 'em!"
"Me? You're wearing a mask bro." 😂😂😂
“You have a gun? Shoot me , shoot me” had me dead 😂
Rudy's beginning to learn how to gaslight from Arab Dad? 😂
this is probably my favorite skit ever lol
Plot twist, the robber was born in 1958 so asks to speak with the manager