Day 808: Ukraïnian Map

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  • Опубликовано: 11 май 2024
  • 12th May 2024. RFs now standing at approximately 479k+ Military Personnel Losses.
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    Creator's Overall Point of View:
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    These analysis videos tend to make commentaries on the shortfalls of an autocratic way of governance, like that of Russia's.
    More over, it's been relatively easy to come across (in my daily research findings) examples of failures of this autocratic system (wherein power is consolidated by one person at the top[Putin]).
    Thereby, creating a system where people within that system are afraid to speak truth to power - an inability for Russian Henchmen/Oligarchs to communicate to the Person at the top - openly, about the critical (pernicious) issues facing their country economically, militarily and technologically.
    ie. An increasingly isolated and unaware Vladimir 'Presitator' Putin.
    Disclaimer(s):
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    ** Videos created for purposes such as criticism, commenting, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. This content is edited as short excerpts and shared only for the purpose of awareness; all with a dose of Political Satire, and from the perspective of Education & Technology.
    *** Unexpectedly inspired by the political news and educational show stylings of John Oliver & Seth Meyers. Elements of political satire included.
    Further information:
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    I do not condone vioIence. Please note instead that I do support a Country's right to protect and defend its own sovereignty, the right to exist, and maintain its freedom and way of life.
    Peace Out.
    Juzzie Bio:
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    Military Supply Chain
    and Logistics Specialist.
    Technologist.
    Part-Ukraïnian.
    All Love.

Комментарии • 324

  • @swedebug2889
    @swedebug2889 20 дней назад +121

    OMG!
    That intro picture!!!
    That needs to be printed in a t-shirt! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AutocracyTV
      @AutocracyTV  20 дней назад +19

      😆

    • @florinssj2289
      @florinssj2289 20 дней назад +15

      Yes, is so epic i die here 😂😂❤

    • @ruthwolfer4154
      @ruthwolfer4154 20 дней назад +6

      I don't want those figurs on my body no way !!!

    • @GARDENER42
      @GARDENER42 20 дней назад +7

      That's an absolute classic!🤣🤣🤣

    • @mmm-mmm
      @mmm-mmm 20 дней назад +5

      @@AutocracyTV is that a juzzie creation? or is he just using it. either way it's perfect.

  • @RudolphoAqui
    @RudolphoAqui 20 дней назад +23

    Supporting Ukraine’s success is Europe’s best security

    • @graemepeters5717
      @graemepeters5717 20 дней назад +2

      Europe's best security is not to pick a fight with Russia!

    • @anabelaqueiros8749
      @anabelaqueiros8749 20 дней назад +5

      @@graemepeters5717 No, it is not. But what do you know? Should Putin’s strategy prove successful, it would embolden Russia and other autocracies to pursue their imperialist agendas. We must at any cost prevent a world where might makes right, where powerful countries change borders at will, and the weak fall prey to the strong. Allowing such a scenario would cast a long shadow over our future for decades to come.

    • @ManrajSingh4U
      @ManrajSingh4U 20 дней назад

      ​@@anabelaqueiros8749 That could be achieved by discussion and talk, I am not seeing this war stopping for God knows how many years...

    • @graemepeters5717
      @graemepeters5717 20 дней назад

      @@anabelaqueiros8749 Russia does not have an 'imperialist agenda'. Only the US does! Russia is in Ukraine to stop the genocide of the ethnic-Russians in Donbas, to demilitarise Ukraine, which has been armed by the West and to get recognition that Crimea VOTED to join the Russian Federation.

    • @BlyatimirPootin
      @BlyatimirPootin 20 дней назад

      ​@@graemepeters5717cope botnik putler loving incel

  • @dustinhamabata902
    @dustinhamabata902 20 дней назад +19

    😂 Orban-Putin-Xi love triangle opening pic was so hilarious. LOL

  • @user-fz6pg4mt9b
    @user-fz6pg4mt9b 20 дней назад +29

    Cheers juzzie Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 salutes you slava ukraini 🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @michalzajic8602
    @michalzajic8602 20 дней назад +20

    Cheers from Czech rep!
    Slava Ukraine

  • @Solid_Brass
    @Solid_Brass 20 дней назад +24

    Your opening is just brilliant, made my day!

  • @jakubhostinsky4482
    @jakubhostinsky4482 20 дней назад +17

    OMG, that opening picture just killed me :-D

  • @tompabay8721
    @tompabay8721 20 дней назад +17

    🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦💖🤘🤘🤘

  • @nigelleyland166
    @nigelleyland166 20 дней назад +4

    Opening meme, I just shat myself laughing!

  • @mmm-mmm
    @mmm-mmm 20 дней назад +16

    it's laughable that russia is whining about civilian deaths after all they have done and continue to do.
    Слава Україні!

  • @stephenrickstrew7237
    @stephenrickstrew7237 20 дней назад +12

    Touché Juzzie .. that opener had me in tears .. Thanks

  • @offline65
    @offline65 20 дней назад +7

    OMG that intro picture is soo perfect xD
    Can't stop laughing :D

  • @roza2uz339
    @roza2uz339 20 дней назад +18

    YAS😂😂Then,, that opening image man, i think i might actualy love u 😎😎

  • @eifionhowells
    @eifionhowells 20 дней назад +15

    Thanks Juzzie. Your updates are much appreciated. That banquet was a blast. Glad to see more European leaders getting tougher with Mordor. Slava Ukraini

    • @itsok6640
      @itsok6640 19 дней назад

      Why do you type like a tankie

  • @LewisPulsipher
    @LewisPulsipher 20 дней назад +3

    Denys Davidov pointed out that the transport plane has a bulge in front that prevents standard towtrucks from moving it. You need a special device which they evidently didn't have at that airfield.
    Yeah, still looks funny.

  • @PeniVaha
    @PeniVaha 19 дней назад

    Short and sweet Jazzy. Thanks. Slava Ukraini❤

  • @vincecontact4608
    @vincecontact4608 20 дней назад +15

    Tu m'as bien fait rire avec Kadirov-en-sky ! J'adore tes vidéos ! KISS FROM FRANCE !

  • @randybegon3191
    @randybegon3191 20 дней назад +10

    nice to see the US have started cleaning the closet and donating to a needed cause

    • @Peacewar2020
      @Peacewar2020 20 дней назад +1

      Only when they close the border and start looking after US citizens

    • @user-sc3nn1hf1o
      @user-sc3nn1hf1o 20 дней назад +9

      @@Peacewar2020 So you are saying murica can't walk and chew gum?

    • @Peacewar2020
      @Peacewar2020 20 дней назад

      @@user-sc3nn1hf1o Biden can’t even walk nor stand and read a teleprompter FFS

  • @bobouzala
    @bobouzala 20 дней назад +24

    Thx Juzzie! ❤️ I was out in the driveway moving the AWACS around, thusly couldn’t be first! 💪🏼✈️🍺
    SLAVA UKRAINI!!! 🇺🇦

    • @omegaz3393
      @omegaz3393 20 дней назад

      @bobouzala
      ->(I was out in the driveway moving the AWACS around,)
      I don't believe you.
      You were probably out in the driveway directing your wife to move the AWACs around.😉

    • @itsok6640
      @itsok6640 19 дней назад

      Bro stop pretending

  • @eriks.9730
    @eriks.9730 20 дней назад +3

    Shoigu is out. Hoping his replacement is even more covetous, corrupt, and incompetent.

  • @alexeucare8917
    @alexeucare8917 20 дней назад +36

    I'd pay GOOD $$ for just ONE.....So-Called "Journalist" to ask Putin......
    SOOOOO.....HOW's That THREE DAY Special Military Operation Going?

    • @markpumphrey8765
      @markpumphrey8765 20 дней назад +4

      I would also ask how is the invasion improving future arms sales. Let’s look at how effective Russian weapons have been. If I was a potential buyer I would avoid coke can ,turtle tanks like the plague

    • @christophermurphy4511
      @christophermurphy4511 20 дней назад +9

      Putin's response: "Well, in 1296....blah, blah, blah..."

    • @Bird_McBride
      @Bird_McBride 20 дней назад

      Ask general Milley of USA army. He said it.

    • @malcolmgibson5088
      @malcolmgibson5088 20 дней назад +2

      @@markpumphrey8765 Russia was the number 2 arms supplier. Not 1 sale at an Arms Fair in Dubai last year. France is now the number 2 supplier. I think you are correct, they are avoiding them like the plague.

  • @clungeify
    @clungeify 20 дней назад +14

    Hahah that intro 🤣 Love it and so true! Great content as always! What an expensive few days for Russia, lmao. Get slammed, only going to get worse for you

  • @Lizardo451
    @Lizardo451 20 дней назад +3

    The plane requires a special tow bar which wasn't available at that airport, that's why they had to push it.

  • @anabelaqueiros8749
    @anabelaqueiros8749 20 дней назад +3

    We must at any cost prevent a world where might makes right, where powerful countries change borders at will, and the weak fall prey to the strong. The UN Charter and the International Law must prevail and at least two fundamental UN texts, five major treaties and two constitutions have been violated by the Russian invasion and annexations.

  • @derekbuilteman8968
    @derekbuilteman8968 20 дней назад +1

    Basketball analogy "nothing but the net" regarding the open hatch and drone drop makes Juzzie's hall of fame. 😂😂

  • @user-bf5sg6wk5w
    @user-bf5sg6wk5w 20 дней назад +28

    😂 Mr.Urban is holding hands with Mr.Putin on your first pic.
    Great stuff!!! Hahaha!!!
    LBGTQ for Mr.Putin and Mr.Urban!!!
    😂🎉❤
    Man you are killing me! Hahaha... i need a doctor!!! Hahaha can't breath no more!
    Jesus help!!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @carolwilliams8511
      @carolwilliams8511 19 дней назад

      If I could bear their ugly mugs I would buy a t shirt with that pic on it!! 😂

  • @gilfrancopoulo6675
    @gilfrancopoulo6675 20 дней назад +3

    Because of the form of the front, this plane needs a special system to be moved which is generally carried in the plane. I guess they have not in this case.

  • @itwasntme9687
    @itwasntme9687 20 дней назад +13

    Thank you, Juzzie! 💙💛

  • @toonverberg1313
    @toonverberg1313 20 дней назад +3

    Thanks for sharing your hilarious take on the current status of russia's great patriotic demilitarization in Ukraine. Excellent job!

  • @ruthwolfer4154
    @ruthwolfer4154 20 дней назад +9

    Great support from the UK & US & Peter Pawel of course

    • @zakjuly6721
      @zakjuly6721 20 дней назад

      lol

    • @user-sc3nn1hf1o
      @user-sc3nn1hf1o 20 дней назад

      @@zakjuly6721 cope

    • @christophermurphy4511
      @christophermurphy4511 20 дней назад

      @@user-sc3nn1hf1o Try harder or you'll be sent to the frontlines.

    • @user-sc3nn1hf1o
      @user-sc3nn1hf1o 20 дней назад

      @@christophermurphy4511 Unlikely, i love in a civilised country, not murica or muscovy.

    • @christophermurphy4511
      @christophermurphy4511 19 дней назад

      @@user-sc3nn1hf1o if you enjoy the benefits of a civilized country, why are you supporting dictators like Putin?

  • @trevorlyle6381
    @trevorlyle6381 20 дней назад +12

    Good video

  • @Canonfudder
    @Canonfudder 20 дней назад +4

    Russian LendLease: We get Chinese golfcars and china gets manchuria back..

  • @lumax3009
    @lumax3009 20 дней назад +16

    Juzzie is Top 🙏🤘💪👍

  • @highendservicesbarrieont8347
    @highendservicesbarrieont8347 20 дней назад +10

    👍🏻👍🏻🇨🇦🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🇺🇦

  • @randyshelton-davis9502
    @randyshelton-davis9502 20 дней назад +6

    Great journalism

  • @suzannewman979
    @suzannewman979 19 дней назад +1

    thank you !

  • @ElectroCurmudgeon
    @ElectroCurmudgeon 20 дней назад

    Hey Juzzie.
    wow. crazy whopping days.
    good useful important vital information.
    Bless Ukraine and Bless the AFU
    My heart is breaking for the peaceful people of Ukraine.
    May Ukraine have all defense systems to protect itself possible
    May Ukraine retake all its land
    saint javelin
    #CrimeaIsUkraine
    saint Himars
    #WhatWeAreFightingfor
    #Ukraine #War #Ctrl_Z

  • @roylidstone3678
    @roylidstone3678 20 дней назад +2

    The fact use a standard pull truck as they forget to bring the right tow bar with the flight 😂😂

  • @jordanrex4730
    @jordanrex4730 20 дней назад +8

    Draw pilgrim! Bang! Battle for 2nd place today

  • @Mark-jk3cv
    @Mark-jk3cv 14 дней назад

    These videos are fantastic! I hope Juzzie gets 10x more Subscribers and Likes:)

  • @carolwilliams8511
    @carolwilliams8511 19 дней назад +1

    Love your upbeat reports Juzzie. You are a morale booster and spirit uplifter . Thanks so much 😊

  • @j.goggels9115
    @j.goggels9115 20 дней назад +3

    Thank you for your daily report Juzzie, even on a sunny sunday. Greatly appreciated.

  • @user-hd3pc6pn3g
    @user-hd3pc6pn3g 20 дней назад +1

    I love the picture of Jabba the Hungarian and Princess Liar.

  • @Fubar2024
    @Fubar2024 20 дней назад +5

    Thank you! 💪💪🇺🇦💪💪💙💛

  • @cB3n.5jBtAA9.-a
    @cB3n.5jBtAA9.-a 19 дней назад

    A 11:04 😂👆
    Les Galériens en action 👌🍻 du pur bonheur 💨

  • @lloydzufelt7514
    @lloydzufelt7514 20 дней назад +2

    AND a massive 64 TRUCKS

  • @DenisMaksymowicz
    @DenisMaksymowicz 20 дней назад +1

    Cheers Juzzie

  • @flakraker2112
    @flakraker2112 20 дней назад +1

    Well done today sir well done

  • @666Mordy
    @666Mordy 20 дней назад +4

    Alright everyone, it’s time to take-off. Start flapping your arms!

  • @camo6344
    @camo6344 20 дней назад +2

    One of the best reports on Ukraine

  • @danlemke6407
    @danlemke6407 20 дней назад +2

    Nothing but net... Nice touch. Thanks, Juzzie.

  • @christopherwebb7245
    @christopherwebb7245 20 дней назад +2

    You sound very perky today, Juzzie Boy! Thanks for keeping us abreast of what's going on in Ukraine. Great stuff!

  • @petrz5474
    @petrz5474 19 дней назад +1

    10:14
    Me scratching my head. "Czech president " Petro" Pavel?. Is this an indicator that uses some kind of AI like 11 Labs for speech?

  • @wimdejong5399
    @wimdejong5399 20 дней назад

    Tha plane needed a special boom for towing, which they did not have,.... Logistics? Thanks Juzzie

  • @bertkoerts3991
    @bertkoerts3991 20 дней назад +3

    Good update! I feel something’s in the air, however 😊👍 We’ll see!

  • @Dylan-oq6nk
    @Dylan-oq6nk 20 дней назад +15

    First!!! You rock man!!

    • @jeffreypierson2064
      @jeffreypierson2064 20 дней назад

      RUclips has multiple datacenters all over the world, in order to reduce ping and avoid outages. They don't synchronize the posts and likes instantaneously, but with some lag. You may have been the first on your server, but not in the world.
      TLDR, it is a stupid post, please quit doing it.

    • @Dylan-oq6nk
      @Dylan-oq6nk 20 дней назад

      @jeffreypierson2064 it's funny how you think I give a fuck about what you have to say. 🤣 you and your opinion means nothing to me or anyone else's.

  • @1Kusari
    @1Kusari 12 дней назад

    That plane requires a special mount to be moved. They didn't have the mount at the airfield where it landed. So they had to push it to the runway. Denys Davydov mentioned this in his video.

  • @yamaneko-ex8fy
    @yamaneko-ex8fy 20 дней назад +1

    Thanks Juzzie!
    Slava Ukraini!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @terrytunney8298
    @terrytunney8298 20 дней назад +3

    good job reporting 👍

  • @ridgebackrunabout5917
    @ridgebackrunabout5917 19 дней назад

    So in American Basket Ball parlance - 4.24 is a Triple Double Tanks, AV and Arti and 4.25 a Double Double AV & Arti w one Bogey ;)

  • @jeffreylewis535
    @jeffreylewis535 20 дней назад +1

    Good fun content 🙂

  • @robertjones-iv7wq
    @robertjones-iv7wq 20 дней назад

    "oooh! how did that guy stay so slim???" Love those missile 'accidents'. Loved this pod...esp the great numbers you always post.

  • @davidcormier2014
    @davidcormier2014 20 дней назад +5

    Oh I’m first what’s up from Clarksville Tn

    • @jeffreypierson2064
      @jeffreypierson2064 20 дней назад

      RUclips has multiple datacenters all over the world, in order to reduce ping and avoid outages. They don't synchronize the posts and likes instantaneously, but with some lag. You may have been the first on your server, but not in the world.
      TLDR, it is a stupid post, please quit doing it.

    • @davidcormier2014
      @davidcormier2014 20 дней назад

      @@jeffreypierson2064 lol…who cares but you, why do you care enough to type that out

  • @NAFO_MythicPlague
    @NAFO_MythicPlague 20 дней назад +21

    Juzzie great video. Ukraine needs to keep on the borders because if they do not yet more damage comes into the infrastructures.

  • @UncleJoeLITE
    @UncleJoeLITE 20 дней назад

    Cheers Juzzie & all the rusted-on regs. 💛⚓💙

  • @guysars1533
    @guysars1533 20 дней назад +3

    Great video again thanks

  • @Ukraine4TheWin
    @Ukraine4TheWin 20 дней назад +7

    Thanks Juzzie. 🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 Heroyam Slava 🇺🇦

  • @ilantadmor2748
    @ilantadmor2748 20 дней назад +2

    Thank you for the update.

  • @henrybutchy3242
    @henrybutchy3242 20 дней назад +2

    Thank you J

  • @bennyboy5374
    @bennyboy5374 20 дней назад +2

    11:20 you need a special pushback truck on those planes due to the front looking as it does according to Deniz which is a pilot

  • @rowanhaigh8782
    @rowanhaigh8782 20 дней назад

    Thanks Juzzie. ❤

  • @robertamity3563
    @robertamity3563 20 дней назад +2

    482,289😵🇷🇺⚰️🪦👍🇺🇦!

  • @jojojojo2529
    @jojojojo2529 20 дней назад

    Thanks, Juzzie

  • @Tiger313NL
    @Tiger313NL 19 дней назад

    It takes a specifically shaped tow bar to tow/push the IL-76 around on an airfield, due to the bulge under the chin of the aircraft. Not every airfield has one available. Aircraft tugs are too tall to get underneath the IL-76's nose.

  • @norbertdapunt1444
    @norbertdapunt1444 20 дней назад +1

    Perhaps this airplane could become fly unworthy because of the lots of hand dents on the fuselage.

  • @akeandersson6618
    @akeandersson6618 20 дней назад

    Thank you!

  • @jordanrex4730
    @jordanrex4730 20 дней назад +10

    15003 total artillery (100%) minus 12472= 2531 at 55 per day that’s 46 days of Russian artillery remaining. Even if other countries like China or Iran could produce them Russia has such a strained logistics chain that how would they transport them into country? Somewhere around 2 months Russia will have major defense gaps to plug thanks to no longer having artillery tubes to provide area denial.

    • @kabratskicapouri8546
      @kabratskicapouri8546 20 дней назад

      Lol in the beginning of war they where jelling" soon they are out of ammo!! Lol you dummies

  • @Canonfudder
    @Canonfudder 20 дней назад +1

    Also notice: the river is the road to bring mass goods up river.. pontons + motorboats and truck transfer stations - voila

  • @marksolarz3756
    @marksolarz3756 20 дней назад

    Cheers!

  • @jonmassey5619
    @jonmassey5619 20 дней назад +2

    GO UK

  • @markbam9875
    @markbam9875 20 дней назад +3

    The russian soldiers were actually trying to push start the IL-76 aircraft in the clip

  • @gerryhouska2859
    @gerryhouska2859 20 дней назад

    Lovely, lovely, lovely figures.

  • @harlanjohnson4808
    @harlanjohnson4808 20 дней назад +2

    SLAVA 🇺🇦

  • @chillin363
    @chillin363 20 дней назад

    Excellent new capsule.

  • @bart5158
    @bart5158 19 дней назад

    I loved the intro meme 😂😂😂

  • @glitchydemonfairy3171
    @glitchydemonfairy3171 20 дней назад +8

    Putin is getting cheated XD
    Why your map has the little piggies and not mine? XD

  • @craigplatel813
    @craigplatel813 20 дней назад +1

    The IL-76 requires a specialty tow bar that will fit under the bulge under the nose of the aircraft. Many airfields won't have one. So the plane will need to bring one with it. If it doesn't then you have to have troops move it.

  • @patrickmcgeough2969
    @patrickmcgeough2969 20 дней назад

    Cheers

  • @g-bo1332
    @g-bo1332 20 дней назад +1

    Cant help to think in 2 weeks come F-16's this battlespace will change in a violent fashion..just a few wild weasel missions to clear air defense..it will all go bye bye🤔

    • @Peacewar2020
      @Peacewar2020 20 дней назад

      Flying Leopards and Abrams 😂 More scrap Wunder Waffe

  • @Stalkeroftruth
    @Stalkeroftruth 20 дней назад +3

    Ukraine is collapsing

  • @scottjacobson3016
    @scottjacobson3016 20 дней назад +1

    Grr , kaddi

  • @MajorTom719
    @MajorTom719 16 дней назад

    Suggest maybe showing the map entirely at some point in your videos. I searched through for a spot in the video that the map wasn't covered up and couldn't find one. Too long to watch when I was just wanting an updated map as it seems to be hard to find a current one on the internet these days.

  • @robertjones1729
    @robertjones1729 19 дней назад +1

    So once again..after quite a while I'm back to mention the fact that Ukraine STILL has not attacked the Kerch bridge or the southern land bridge..they have the weapons and ability to do it but not yet...WHY???
    They don't want to win and want a negotiation...that is the only reason I can see..a country at war ATTACKS the enemies supply lines a but they are not... Russia attacks civilians but Ukraine doesn't attack the Supply Lines???
    The west needs to make that a requirement for more aide

  • @johncromwell2529
    @johncromwell2529 20 дней назад

    Thx j

  • @ynotdeviltry5968
    @ynotdeviltry5968 20 дней назад

    Himars was pissed it wasn't invited to the party. 🇺🇦🇺🇸

  •  20 дней назад +1

    To move that particular plane you need specialized equipment because of the bubble under the nose. They obviously did not have it at that particular air field.

    • @Peter-nu6ix
      @Peter-nu6ix 20 дней назад +1

      Apparently, a special link (a specially curved bar that the tractor, under the bulb to the under-carriage/nose-wheel) is normally carried in this plane when flying to airports and fields not equipped with the appropriate tractors. Someone forgot to load the link.
      {Edit: Sorry about the repetition. Many other people have also reported the absence of the link. You will notice if you read many other comments.}

  • @pwrrpw319
    @pwrrpw319 20 дней назад +1

    🇺🇦 🇦🇺 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 🇦🇺

  • @jackjones9460
    @jackjones9460 20 дней назад

    When I saw the stuck plane I immediately thought of Kadyrov!

  • @DSpuma
    @DSpuma 20 дней назад

    The IL63 requires a special to type (STT) towing arm which would normally be stowed on board when visiting unsupported airfields. I guess they forgot this time or needed the space. Then again you would normally taxi the aircraft unless the clearance was prohibitive or where’s the air defence get me out of here.

  • @gwmoore4
    @gwmoore4 20 дней назад

    The plane requires a special pusher beam because of the hump at the bottom front of the plane. They are supposed to carry the pushing beam with them.