I went on a date with a girl. She tried to ditch and leave me with the bill, but left her phone accidentally. I had been going to this restaurant for years, went to the owner and asked him to hang onto her phone for me and give her the bill when she gets back and he laughed and did so. She runs back in and says she had to go to her car and thinks she left her phone. I said maybe check the bathroom. Left as soon as she did. Got a nasty text afterwards from her and a free dessert from the manager to take home. He and his wife were laughing so hard 😂
Why is it always “are you gay?” the second the guy isn’t acting desperate? They’d call straight guys homophobic if they said that to other straight guys. Double standards much.
I remember when there was a girl I was around for a while who I knew from school but never talked much while we went to school together and my goodness I found out no wonder why because she wound up screwing me over out of a bunch of money and tried pulling the gay accusations on me all because I didn’t want to have sex with her and didn’t kiss her at all. However, the thing with me is that I don’t kiss a girl unless I’m already in a relationship with her and I don’t believe in sex before marriage.
Eh, honestly that's always my first Thought in those vids when a guy seems SCARED to smack her ass. In the 90's we would have SMACKED Dat ASS Hard as we could. GUYS today are so soy
There was a time not too long ago where if you called a dude gay with NO PROOF, you'd get your fucking head caved in. We need to bring that shit back .
I got dumped by a black girl for being "corny" because I wasn't out doing drugs and getting drunk every night. A few months later, she showed up at my door with a suitcase and a bruised-up face. I just said, "corny guys don't let strangers stay the night." And I closed the door.
Her: You gotta pay the whole bill because you're the man. Me: Says who? Her: Says me. Me: Well, me says you best get talking to the manager and commence to washing dishes because I was gonna pay half, but not anymore.
First thing I would have Asked her when she started talking SLICKMOUTH to me would be: Ummm…..Excuse me,but WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU TALKING TO……WATCH YO GAT DAYUUM TONE WHEN U ADDRESS ME💯
Funny because in the case shown in the video, the girl invited the guy out. And, at least here in Brazil, the excuse is "whoever invited the other party is the one who should pay".
When she said you're sleeping on the couch I assumed they were married and then he says "I'm not even about to go to your house" I was like, what world does she live in?
There's no way, no how, to make sense of something that freaking wrong. I have never, and will NEVER invite a guy out to eat, and expect/demand that he pay the tab.
I find it very ironic that many of the women who want "6 figure salary" guys are also off-put by the so-called "nerds" when in reality it's the nerds who are in all likelihood going to be bringing home a 6 figure salary at the end of the day. the same goes for anyone who thinks someone who turns down drinking and drugging as "boring" or "un-fun" to be around, what you should see is the self-control and restraint which are hallmarks of someone going somewhere in their life.
Well, it's just not about probablity for it to be the "nerd" who brings such figure. Sadly or not,it's rather more rare in modern society. And not modern too.
I was baffled at the women saying "how do you have fun if you don't drink, smoke, use drug, or party??" I mean, are those the only ways they know how to have fun?! How about reading a book, watching some Netflix, swimming, biking, hiking, playing an instrument, painting, drawing, playing a game, etc, etc, etc?
Honestly this has plagued my life. I don't need drugs to have fun. I don't need booze to be entertaining. I am my own person... how is that somehow a bad thing?
$320 bill for a place that looks like the top thing on the menu is $20 and they sound sober. You either ate a tremendous amount or I’m thinking this was a skit
It's obviously a skit. None of this crap is real. If she really acted like that, any self respecting man would just get up and walk the fuck out. She can pay the whole thing.
Okay, this time I can't handle these women! I met a Cuban immigrant who was serving in the USMC! He didn't have a dime to his name but I saw great potential! After 15 month he asked! We share four sons, now he holds two licenses for the FAA, he is a great Father and a wonderful husband! I'm not rich, I don't wear diamonds but ladies there is all kinds of wealth and the life this simple man gave me I feel rich! He is so good to me, I'm so glad he asked!❤😊
That woman who asked to be slapped, as a woman makes me feel second hand shame. If a guy approached me and asked the same I would have felt very uncomfortable and harassed. It doesn’t matter how hot you think you are don’t go asking this things from strangers. Respect for the man who decided not to indulge in her stupid request.
@@tamarlaneivey1487 This is the right thing to do. Going on a date is a means to get to know each other, not to leech on one another. If by the end of the date, he/she felt great and wishes to pay for the meals as a token of their gratefulness for the good time, let them do, instead of automatically assuming things. It is equality in bad and good.
Having fun with drugs and drinking is immature mentality. I grew up fast and in a high crime rate city. Being piss faced drunk in a party in my area is asking to get your ride stolen and shot up. No I'll never drink or get drugged up. Its not fun to lose my sense of self and be at the mercy of strangers. I need all 5 senses to be sure I dont die a stupid death. Dodged a lot of close calls with death from being on my toes and not a "fun" guy people call alcholism and drug abuse nowadays.
Coming from a very safe background, I'd say having fun with drinking is mature as long as you know where to stop and actually are able to stop at that point. Other drugs are a whole different story and I don't want to touch them at all. Either way, I know we can agree on that it's best to not drink or do drugs at all.
if you need drugs, smoke, alcohol to have fun, you are a miserable person to be with. there are video games, all kind of sports and activity to have fun with without destroying yourself.
I'm used to give seat to ladies, BUT if they have fake nails, gym bag, not working hand , smelling good etc. ,you can stand up, I just finished 16 hr shift so drizzle drizzle fo.
_Amen. I am a female, but I always leave my seat to senior citizens, people with crutches, and very pregnant women. I was raised that way, I was born in 1970. I have raised my sons to do the same. But not to leave their seat to someone just because they are female!_
Those kinds of women complaining about "make believe," do it all of the time. You know, with a lot of makeup and padding and calling themselves 10s, when if they are lucky, they are at best a -1.2
@3:01 . 🤦🏻♂️ I've always said, " LIGHT travels faster than SOUND. That's why some people may appear BRIGHT until you HEAR them speak. " Props to the boy for his comment.
My favorite part of modern women is that they arbitrarily decide when being homosexual is either a compliment or an insult. Is being gay ok or is it wrong? If its an insult that implies being gay is wrong in her minds, but they will also openly declare being gay is the most empowering thing ever. It literally cannot be both.
SO happy to be married for 20 years to my nerdy nice guy husband. I have always loved buying him things and treating him. We split all the bills for everything before our children were born and we tell him daily how grateful we are and how lucky we feel to have him.
@michaelstoner3431 He actually likes the words geek and nerd. I admit I have a weakness for huge brains. He knows he is brilliant. His profession proves he is.
Even if they don't, you can always teach yourself how to cook. There are literal step by step instructions for every dish on the planet. Not knowing how to cook is pure laziness.
I learned to cook over an open fire as an 11yo boy scout. I can outcook most of the women I know, not that cooking better than a modern woman is a real accomplishment.
I would politely decline the eggs, but if she doesn't cook and went out of her way to try to make something for him, I mean... it's the intention that matters, right? She can always take some classes if she's that inexperienced in cooking.
Reminders that inheritance is not a marital asset under law and is not subject to marital devision in divorce court, should only be able to sue for post-marital assets as anything pre-marriage is not marital, and marrying for money is marriage fraud. Lawsuit, anullment, and jail if the courts do their jobs.
My dogs are faithful and responsible than modern womyn. When I come home they are happy to see me, I never catch them pushing a strange man out the back door or sleeping someone else's bed.
Oh, true. But you know that 'him doing something infuriating' and 'her investing too much time and effort into the matter' is probably an established pattern in their relationship. Because I totally get it from both angles. Why mix two different washing products together? And why put so much effort into separating them?
You don't understand! He mixed FLORAL with WASHING! Lol that lady is miserable 100% that's the only reason you would care that much about such a small thing
It’s supposed to teach our partners. Just because they make a mistake. Atleast she tried to cook. She said she never cook eggs. This is why social media is fucked up. He should teach her how to cook or go to youtube to educate her. Not to kill her. Jerry will go to jail for the rest of his life for stupid comments.
If a gentleman asked you out on a date you would expect him to pay even though he's not obligated in any way, shape or form to take care of the bill. It's really funny how equality goes right out the door as soon as the bill comes! 🤔
That guy at the comedy club with a woman that has him in the friend zone. He needs to learn how to use that friend zone. You don't go to a comedy club or restaurant. You use her with going to a night club. Let other woman see you with her. Women want what other woman have. Use her to meet other women in a club. Then end the friendship.
@@Huey101Shots She's not going to stick around him. But all women need to do is SEE another woman walk in with a guy. The woman will stick around the guy until he buys the first drink. That's long enough for women to think you're taken.
@@danor6812 Was the guy not seen by women in the comedy club? Was he not seen by women outside of the comedy club? Were any women rushing to get in any relationship with him? No! Be delulu all you want to mate don't double down on the bad advice you gave "just take her to a club" and watch another guy dance with her while you stand there looking like a beta in front of all the other women.
@@danor6812 And another thing so I can finish my pizza you want girlfriend/wife material women? You aren't finding her in the club. You want to hook up? There's plenty of sites for that. You don't need to take a woman who friendzoned you to meet another woman it's 2024 not 1990.
@@Huey101Shots I'll agree the only reason to meet a girl in a club is just to hook up. You can use dating sites, but that doesn't happen in a few hours. Going to a club is where you meet women like that. All I'm saying is women want what they believe another woman has.
"I've never made eggs!" Its almost like the phone you stare at all day watching TikTok has a function to search literally anything you can ask it, and find hundreds of tutorials to make every type of egg you could think of.
How do u not know how to make eggs? 5yr old kids know u need to throw away the eggshells.. she needs to be returned back to her mothers womb, she is not ready for the world
8:24 if i invite you out for dinner im paying the bill but if you invite me out im expecting you to pay the bill unless stated otherwise. This man was being generous to even offer to pay half.
The "1v1 me in _" is a whole ass statement. Screaming down the mic as your opponent leaves the 1v1 after you cook them is EVERYTHING if they talk shit prior.
Because she is tall (look at her height compared to the guy) and big. I've realized most men really don't have a good gauge on the weights of tall, heavier set women, because they compare them to their petite 5' something friends, tall skinny model types or they compare their own weight and height to hers, which is not the best comparison as women store fat differently. There are a lot of women who are 5'8 and taller who are easily 200+lbs and you would never guess because of their proportions, especially if their have longer legs and or carry most of the weight in the lower half. Some have wider rib cages and pelvises, or naturally bigger and or more dense muscles and bones than other women, so they have bigger hips, legs and chest, etc but they look normal, attractive even and are not the obese Michelin man looking creatures that most men imagine when they hear "200lbs".
Yup. Therapy is for women, children and gays. They go so they can pretend things are not their fault and be sold a 12 step program. Us men we just stop being a B and carry on
Can we admit that the 220 pound woman was pretty bad ass. She stood on business, she said height matters and she dont care about her weight. She never said a dude couldnt care. The embodiment of prefference is prefference.
Firstly, you spelled preference wong, and secondly, that doesn't make her a badass; it makes her full of herself. She has dumb standards and decides to stand by them, making her kind of dumb.
@Tmanwith3yearsofwork I spell words wrong all the time. Next time just cut to the chase and say that you are mad because you are short, excluding you from this lady linebacker's dating pool. Preferences aren't stupid, they are preference. You would want yours respected right?
I gotta disagree on the egg video. Yeah, it was dumb, but she admitted she doesn't eat eggs and still decided to try and do something for her man. I would have laughed and definitely made fun of it forever, but I still would have turned it into a romantic teaching session and showed her how to do it properly
The husband talking to his wife while she sorts scent beads was basically saying "Babe, that is totally unnecessary. Go do something fun like a puzzle. It is paining me to watch you go through this monotony."
I remember my mom mom telling me about the time Women's lib really got cranked up in the 70s that she didn't WANT "equality". She didn't WANT to do heavy yard work and plumbing. She didn't WANT to get drafted into the military and have to be an infantry-person in places like Vietnam. She LIKED that men would hold open a door for her, etc. It was an interesting perspective. She was born in '32, so maybe a lot of it has to do with one's age, how one was raised, etc. I like that now if you choose not to get married you're not automatically deemed "weird" or an outcast. It's NOT like we have too few people, re "everyone needs to raise a family".
She invited him to a place that will charge $320 for the occasion and doesn't understand why he doesn't want to pay. They've both lost their damned minds.
“Well I’ve never made eggs”. Watch a RUclips video, google it, ask a neighbour, hell ask a homeless dude. The wash beads one man, lifes too short let your clothing smell “contrasting” clean is clean bro.
They don't "leave the house" because they have goals and aspirations for which they are working to achieve. They're single because they have come to realise that women like her will just veer them off their track.
I went on a date with a girl. She tried to ditch and leave me with the bill, but left her phone accidentally. I had been going to this restaurant for years, went to the owner and asked him to hang onto her phone for me and give her the bill when she gets back and he laughed and did so. She runs back in and says she had to go to her car and thinks she left her phone. I said maybe check the bathroom. Left as soon as she did. Got a nasty text afterwards from her and a free dessert from the manager to take home. He and his wife were laughing so hard 😂
100th like 😎
That’s about the funnest thing ever I hope that manager tells his future kids that story for years to come
The egg thing is disturbing but not surprising. And JERRY is a good BOY!!!
Have her eat it!
Yes indeed… we all need a JERRY😂😂😂😂
Imagine if Jerry was a Canadian goose.
Jerry needs his own REDPILL youtube channel
If you're an adult and don't know how to cook eggs, that is just sad..I'm sorry.
Why is it always “are you gay?” the second the guy isn’t acting desperate? They’d call straight guys homophobic if they said that to other straight guys. Double standards much.
I remember when there was a girl I was around for a while who I knew from school but never talked much while we went to school together and my goodness I found out no wonder why because she wound up screwing me over out of a bunch of money and tried pulling the gay accusations on me all because I didn’t want to have sex with her and didn’t kiss her at all. However, the thing with me is that I don’t kiss a girl unless I’m already in a relationship with her and I don’t believe in sex before marriage.
Eh, honestly that's always my first Thought in those vids when a guy seems SCARED to smack her ass.
In the 90's we would have SMACKED Dat ASS Hard as we could.
GUYS today are so soy
If she asked me that I'd just reply with, "After talking with you, I think I am now."
She had already asked him to slap her... I was waiting for it to be on the face after that dis.
There was a time not too long ago where if you called a dude gay with NO PROOF, you'd get your fucking head caved in.
We need to bring that shit back .
I got dumped by a black girl for being "corny" because I wasn't out doing drugs and getting drunk every night. A few months later, she showed up at my door with a suitcase and a bruised-up face. I just said, "corny guys don't let strangers stay the night." And I closed the door.
Handled perfectly.
You are inspiring.
That happened
Then everyone clapped...
Um, i smell cap
Her: You gotta pay the whole bill because you're the man.
Me: Says who?
Her: Says me.
Me: Well, me says you best get talking to the manager and commence to washing dishes because I was gonna pay half, but not anymore.
First thing I would have Asked her when she started talking SLICKMOUTH to me would be: Ummm…..Excuse me,but WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU TALKING TO……WATCH YO GAT DAYUUM TONE WHEN U ADDRESS ME💯
Funny because in the case shown in the video, the girl invited the guy out. And, at least here in Brazil, the excuse is "whoever invited the other party is the one who should pay".
@@luizbezerra4373 and I see nothing wrong with that. In fact, to me, that's called common courtesy.
@@luizbezerra4373I personally think people should pay for themselves and not 2 people.. its not that hard
When she said you're sleeping on the couch I assumed they were married and then he says "I'm not even about to go to your house"
I was like, what world does she live in?
In what universe do you invite someone to dinner and expect THE OTHER PERSON YOU INVITED to pay the whole bill? Make that make sense.
There's no way, no how, to make sense of something that freaking wrong. I have never, and will NEVER invite a guy out to eat, and expect/demand that he pay the tab.
Didn’t I see this comment before?
@@nanarose8537 respect.
@@refined1 I found some odd repeats... Idk if they are bots
@@-DEATH_LORD yeah cus I feel like I’m loosing my head like those females in the video
"I have never made eggs i don't eat eggs" Yes it has come to my attention that it appears quite evidently that you have never made eggs
but FFS how do you screw up that badly? and in this day and age if you dont know and you dont google it?
@@Squshieheals for real thats what im thinking
You do realize that the channel that did the egg skit is just like the channel that did the woman in the rain skit, right?
Come on people... it's an effing skit!
@@CP-3333 my b never knew it was a skit
The attack duck had me ROFLOL.
Probably not, but it was funny
He bit the nipples 😢😢 not funny
@@daniyalbbd5281hilarious.
@@daniyalbbd5281 how dare she insult the duck
@@m16dude967 exactly
I find it very ironic that many of the women who want "6 figure salary" guys are also off-put by the so-called "nerds" when in reality it's the nerds who are in all likelihood going to be bringing home a 6 figure salary at the end of the day.
the same goes for anyone who thinks someone who turns down drinking and drugging as "boring" or "un-fun" to be around, what you should see is the self-control and restraint which are hallmarks of someone going somewhere in their life.
And those same women will chase the nerds when they grow fat with many kids by different baby dads.
Well, it's just not about probablity for it to be the "nerd" who brings such figure.
Sadly or not,it's rather more rare in modern society. And not modern too.
*"nerds" don't make a lot of money.*
Most plumbers or welders make more than 4 eyes.
They also get to leave their job when they go home.
It's funny you said this because I tell my son that nerds are running the world so he should keep his head in his books lol
I’m a nerd, and it’s the beautiful and attractive people at my job who make the 6 figure salaries 🙄🤦🏻♂️
Those poor eggs😢
How in the heck do 2 people spend $300 at a restaurant?
They ordered a ball as well
Exactly. My side of the bill would be like 20 bucks or 25 because I get the same. Chicken Alfredo with broccoli and a soda. Cause I don’t drink.
there are expensive places
@@memespeech I understand that but it didn’t look like a fancy restaurant tho is my point
I've never seen anything like that... She never cooked an egg?
I was baffled at the women saying "how do you have fun if you don't drink, smoke, use drug, or party??"
I mean, are those the only ways they know how to have fun?! How about reading a book, watching some Netflix, swimming, biking, hiking, playing an instrument, painting, drawing, playing a game, etc, etc, etc?
Her: BOOOOOOOOORING!
women dont have hobbies
im a woman that has fun without those things and get some of the same questions thrown at me. ehem its called a hobby!
Honestly this has plagued my life.
I don't need drugs to have fun. I don't need booze to be entertaining. I am my own person... how is that somehow a bad thing?
$320 bill for a place that looks like the top thing on the menu is $20 and they sound sober. You either ate a tremendous amount or I’m thinking this was a skit
There is NO WAY that bill is $300 at that "Applebees" - this is a skit (A corny one) but a skit nonetheless
I think they’re all skits, women this annoying would be single forever
No shit.
Looked like they were eating at Denny's.
It's obviously a skit. None of this crap is real. If she really acted like that, any self respecting man would just get up and walk the fuck out. She can pay the whole thing.
@@damonnomad6220 I’d have to agree…and nobody ever questions why the phone camera is out
Ugh! The nose jewellery that hang from the nostrils like dried snot. A very unpleasant sight.
exactly my thought! I am going to offer napkins to them..😅
never seen a nose ring that looks good, never. always looks like something dripping out of their noses
I don't really like them but I really don't care, as I always say"You do you"
isn't that just a taste issue ?
MoOooOOOo!
Okay, this time I can't handle these women! I met a Cuban immigrant who was serving in the USMC! He didn't have a dime to his name but I saw great potential! After 15 month he asked! We share four sons, now he holds two licenses for the FAA, he is a great Father and a wonderful husband! I'm not rich, I don't wear diamonds but ladies there is all kinds of wealth and the life this simple man gave me I feel rich! He is so good to me, I'm so glad he asked!❤😊
You are RICHER THAN YOU KNOW !
❤
"How old are you?"
"I'm 19."
EVERYONE POP THEIR BALLOONS.
were there not supposed to do that?. she was too young for them?. what was your, '"point" of this comment exactly?.
@@anthonyatkins4495 oh trust me it wasn't the fact she was young it was simply how wemon that age act and they learned that lesson long ago😅
220 pounds? Damn, I am a 6'3 dude and I am 10 pounds lighter than her...
She still looks good though
@@natureboygolfer😂
Heavy bone structure 😂😂
@@natureboygolfer hey you aint wrong she still look good
@@natureboygolfer That's why they stay big. It's dudes like you.
That woman who asked to be slapped, as a woman makes me feel second hand shame. If a guy approached me and asked the same I would have felt very uncomfortable and harassed.
It doesn’t matter how hot you think you are don’t go asking this things from strangers.
Respect for the man who decided not to indulge in her stupid request.
11:36, if she cant afford to split the bill then why the F is she stealing food from HIS PLATE?
What in the Evil Dead was that egg cooking vid lol
probably him asking he rto cook fo rhim instead of going out and she decided to nuke his arse with that
How do women not understand that leopard/cheetah print looks sooo trashy.
I'm a woman and if I ask someone out, I pay. I ALWAYS have funds even if I don't invite because you just never know what expectations are.
yea!
or I just assume dutch, unless he insists.
Yeah, if I ask them out, I pay and if he ask me out; honestly, I'll help pay or split the bill if he wants. I don't mind. 🤷🏻♀️
@@tamarlaneivey1487 This is the right thing to do. Going on a date is a means to get to know each other, not to leech on one another. If by the end of the date, he/she felt great and wishes to pay for the meals as a token of their gratefulness for the good time, let them do, instead of automatically assuming things. It is equality in bad and good.
Yeah I am dutch, whats up? Netherlands shout out!
I mean I don't pay for my friends if I invite them out, I figure people just pay their share either way 🤷♂️
Having fun with drugs and drinking is immature mentality. I grew up fast and in a high crime rate city. Being piss faced drunk in a party in my area is asking to get your ride stolen and shot up. No I'll never drink or get drugged up. Its not fun to lose my sense of self and be at the mercy of strangers. I need all 5 senses to be sure I dont die a stupid death. Dodged a lot of close calls with death from being on my toes and not a "fun" guy people call alcholism and drug abuse nowadays.
You're going far in life. Good onya
Coming from a very safe background, I'd say having fun with drinking is mature as long as you know where to stop and actually are able to stop at that point. Other drugs are a whole different story and I don't want to touch them at all.
Either way, I know we can agree on that it's best to not drink or do drugs at all.
If my woman asks me out, she pays.. Never an issue..
That's why shes still my woman after 6 years..
When a kid who's yet to hit puberty roasts you that hard, there's no coming back from that third degree burn.
nahh the egg lady has to be a skit
i refuse to believe people can be that dumb and still reach adulthood
ain't no way
Or else she's being hateful and difficult because he wanted breakfast.
You would be surprised
@@donaldoehl7690 this is the "weaponized incompetence" shit women have been harping about lately lol, except the implication is that men do it often.
$320 for what?? Did you go to eat at salt bae's scam restaurant?
The bill would have been 4x that.
if you need drugs, smoke, alcohol to have fun, you are a miserable person to be with.
there are video games, all kind of sports and activity to have fun with without destroying yourself.
A party at your house must be wild 🤣
someone who's annoyed you don't have cocaine is going to mock you for playing games. People's priorities are fucked.
I'm used to give seat to ladies, BUT if they have fake nails, gym bag, not working hand , smelling good etc. ,you can stand up, I just finished 16 hr shift so drizzle drizzle fo.
_Amen. I am a female, but I always leave my seat to senior citizens, people with crutches, and very pregnant women. I was raised that way, I was born in 1970. I have raised my sons to do the same. But not to leave their seat to someone just because they are female!_
@@NickanM you're assuming their sex?!?!?!?!? wrong! (sarcasm)
Those kinds of women complaining about "make believe," do it all of the time. You know, with a lot of makeup and padding and calling themselves 10s, when if they are lucky, they are at best a -1.2
“Pull out your bank account” was a power move
Shut her up real quick. She got all shook up too
The politically correct way of telling them you don’t date broke chicks.
that rain part caught me off guard😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Me too!
"If I make this putt, I'll be right home"
Uses the putter like a driver...
"Sorry honey, gotta play 9 more."
*Legend*
No, the audience that was laughing at him was full of women.
They got it, but it's not them, it's someone else.
Jerry an assassin 😂😂😂
Alpha predator in his natural habitat
THIS IS THE DUCK!!!
@3:01 . 🤦🏻♂️ I've always said, " LIGHT travels faster than SOUND. That's why some people may appear BRIGHT until you HEAR them speak. "
Props to the boy for his comment.
Under rated
My favorite part of modern women is that they arbitrarily decide when being homosexual is either a compliment or an insult. Is being gay ok or is it wrong? If its an insult that implies being gay is wrong in her minds, but they will also openly declare being gay is the most empowering thing ever. It literally cannot be both.
SO happy to be married for 20 years to my nerdy nice guy husband. I have always loved buying him things and treating him. We split all the bills for everything before our children were born and we tell him daily how grateful we are and how lucky we feel to have him.
Your hubby a BLESSED RARE man in THIS World
Do not call him a nerd because it is disrespectful! Intelligent is a better word
@michaelstoner3431 He actually likes the words geek and nerd. I admit I have a weakness for huge brains. He knows he is brilliant. His profession proves he is.
Happy for you two. You both are lucky people who found their one true soulmate.
@@michaelstoner3431I am a nerd and like the word too. Don’t go assuming you know fuk about shit.
See this is why cooking classes are a Elective in school If you have the opportunity to take it Please For the Love of God Please Take it
😆
They don’t have them anymore in most schools unfortunately…..
Even if they don't, you can always teach yourself how to cook. There are literal step by step instructions for every dish on the planet. Not knowing how to cook is pure laziness.
I learned to cook over an open fire as an 11yo boy scout. I can outcook most of the women I know, not that cooking better than a modern woman is a real accomplishment.
@@pyro111100 how can someone not know how to cook when there are YT Channels dedicated to this exact thing - F*ckin' Google it MFer lol
That nose ring doesn't win you any points in the looks category, doll, unless you're wanting to date a farmer.
Maybe she identifies as a fishing lure..? 🎣 🤔🙄
Just say no to metal boogers…
Robot herpes
Black American women are the most unique group of people in a very unusual and unpleasantly special sort of way!
Yeah special......special needs lol. They out here on that shirt bus helmets sold separately.
I read this in Uncle Ruckus's voice.
@@Blundabus1337 It was means to be said in Austrian or southern American! Preferably by a Clinical Psychiatrist.
Nastiest narcissistic personalities going from what I’ve seen.
@@VladMoneybagsThe3rd EVERYONE knows it !
eggs cooked with the shells 🤣🤣
lol yea she freaking stupid as hell, but at leas she tried to make the dude food I'll give her that
Can't fix stupid
Psychopath activity 😂😂😂
I would politely decline the eggs, but if she doesn't cook and went out of her way to try to make something for him, I mean... it's the intention that matters, right? She can always take some classes if she's that inexperienced in cooking.
@@snyviper If I had a girl who actually did this I would think her intentions is to kill my mouth. This is the kinda thing I would do to my opps lol
19:20, Love how she talking about her Gold Plated Jewelry like its something special... Gold Plated is just TIn Dipped in Gold.
Can't make eggs? She likely burns the water as well.
She's the type of person that puts a empty bowl 🥣 in the microwave and says it's progress 😂.
“Do I look broke” no….you look like you belong to the streets
Can we just take the time to appreciate how much funnier arguments between british people are than the rest of humanity.🤣🤣🤣
For sure! 🤣🤣🤣 Now every time the words 'washing beads' pop up in my mind I'm going lose it! 😂😂
@@nanarose8537 Bet. It's not leaving my head for a while.
@@MrCombatNinja Now we both are going to burst out 😂 from time to time.
Reminders that inheritance is not a marital asset under law and is not subject to marital devision in divorce court, should only be able to sue for post-marital assets as anything pre-marriage is not marital, and marrying for money is marriage fraud. Lawsuit, anullment, and jail if the courts do their jobs.
a dog gives more love and loyalty than any modern woman
@karaperrio-du5gs
That's why a dog is man's best friend.
My dogs are faithful and responsible than modern womyn. When I come home they are happy to see me, I never catch them pushing a strange man out the back door or sleeping someone else's bed.
" I'll choose the dog "
It's unconditional, too. I love dogs
Wait a minute !! For four years they've said they can't tell you what a woman is. All of a sudden now they know .
The Old Woman with the washing beads is absolutely pathological.... She must be so much fun to live with ☹️☹️☹️
She just seems like she has obsessive-compulsive disorder which is very difficult to live with……
She may also be undiagnosed autistic or perhaps OCD.
Oh, true. But you know that 'him doing something infuriating' and 'her investing too much time and effort into the matter' is probably an established pattern in their relationship.
Because I totally get it from both angles. Why mix two different washing products together? And why put so much effort into separating them?
You don't understand! He mixed FLORAL with WASHING! Lol that lady is miserable 100% that's the only reason you would care that much about such a small thing
Aaahahahahahahaaaa!!😂🤣😭💀
“Ki!! Her Jerry..!!😂😂🤣
It’s supposed to teach our partners. Just because they make a mistake. Atleast she tried to cook. She said she never cook eggs. This is why social media is fucked up. He should teach her how to cook or go to youtube to educate her. Not to kill her. Jerry will go to jail for the rest of his life for stupid comments.
You can't have equal rights and be feminine at the same time you got to choose one
If a gentleman asked you out on a date you would expect him to pay even though he's not obligated in any way, shape or form to take care of the bill. It's really funny how equality goes right out the door as soon as the bill comes! 🤔
The one time Ali wasn't joking and people still laughed.
That guy at the comedy club with a woman that has him in the friend zone. He needs to learn how to use that friend zone. You don't go to a comedy club or restaurant. You use her with going to a night club. Let other woman see you with her. Women want what other woman have. Use her to meet other women in a club. Then end the friendship.
What type of advice is this? You acting like she's gonna stick around him while in the club.
@@Huey101Shots She's not going to stick around him. But all women need to do is SEE another woman walk in with a guy. The woman will stick around the guy until he buys the first drink. That's long enough for women to think you're taken.
@@danor6812 Was the guy not seen by women in the comedy club? Was he not seen by women outside of the comedy club? Were any women rushing to get in any relationship with him? No! Be delulu all you want to mate don't double down on the bad advice you gave "just take her to a club" and watch another guy dance with her while you stand there looking like a beta in front of all the other women.
@@danor6812 And another thing so I can finish my pizza you want girlfriend/wife material women? You aren't finding her in the club. You want to hook up? There's plenty of sites for that. You don't need to take a woman who friendzoned you to meet another woman it's 2024 not 1990.
@@Huey101Shots I'll agree the only reason to meet a girl in a club is just to hook up. You can use dating sites, but that doesn't happen in a few hours. Going to a club is where you meet women like that. All I'm saying is women want what they believe another woman has.
Be a mans PEACE not his headache....
9:16 - Time to get up and leave, she has Zero respect.
The comic was spot on and brilliant.
"I've never made eggs!" Its almost like the phone you stare at all day watching TikTok has a function to search literally anything you can ask it, and find hundreds of tutorials to make every type of egg you could think of.
This video has proven the fact the kids have no filter! XD
Male or female..whichever one invites out..pays the bill.
How do u not know how to make eggs? 5yr old kids know u need to throw away the eggshells.. she needs to be returned back to her mothers womb, she is not ready for the world
I'm proud of us, arise men Drizzle Drizzle ❤
320 dollars???, did they order a big bag of blow with their meal???
IKR the sides cure cancer?
Perhaps
I’m so happy to see guys reject this ridiculousness.
You have to pay the bill, say who?
Says me. I wrote the book..lolz
The lack of accountability always makes my blood boil
8:24 if i invite you out for dinner im paying the bill but if you invite me out im expecting you to pay the bill unless stated otherwise.
This man was being generous to even offer to pay half.
Most single guys STAY working. Even when they get home, theres still a level of "work" they do...
wow. that one was stupid. egg shells
The "1v1 me in _" is a whole ass statement. Screaming down the mic as your opponent leaves the 1v1 after you cook them is EVERYTHING if they talk shit prior.
damn ngl the 220 girl did not look like she was anywhere near 200.
Yeah I would have guessed 160.
She looked good. Weight, by itself, is not bad, it's looking like Lizzo that's bad.
Because she is tall (look at her height compared to the guy) and big. I've realized most men really don't have a good gauge on the weights of tall, heavier set women, because they compare them to their petite 5' something friends, tall skinny model types or they compare their own weight and height to hers, which is not the best comparison as women store fat differently. There are a lot of women who are 5'8 and taller who are easily 200+lbs and you would never guess because of their proportions, especially if their have longer legs and or carry most of the weight in the lower half. Some have wider rib cages and pelvises, or naturally bigger and or more dense muscles and bones than other women, so they have bigger hips, legs and chest, etc but they look normal, attractive even and are not the obese Michelin man looking creatures that most men imagine when they hear "200lbs".
Ducks can give bad blood blisters. They are masters of the nipple cripple.
WTF is 'drizzle-drizzle'? And, wtf is 'soft guy'??? Is that like a kuear or something?
It's a hidden sign of doing sarcasm, making fun of women's behavior
1:20 I'm a self-taught chef. This brought tears to my eyes and I'm not afraid to say it.
That clip about therapy from a Therapist is like watching a car salesman say, "you need a car because everyone needs one."
Yup. Therapy is for women, children and gays. They go so they can pretend things are not their fault and be sold a 12 step program. Us men we just stop being a B and carry on
Can we make this the top comment for my birthday please 🙏🏾 🎉
Happy birthday from a random internet stranger
HAPPY birthday 🙌🙌🙌
You got my vote.
So you're looking for attention and validation is what you're saying 🤔
@@scooterrrt damm u gotem 😂
Who the fuck spends thousands of dollars on some perfume
Can we admit that the 220 pound woman was pretty bad ass.
She stood on business, she said height matters and she dont care about her weight. She never said a dude couldnt care.
The embodiment of prefference is prefference.
Firstly, you spelled preference wong, and secondly, that doesn't make her a badass; it makes her full of herself. She has dumb standards and decides to stand by them, making her kind of dumb.
@Tmanwith3yearsofwork I spell words wrong all the time. Next time just cut to the chase and say that you are mad because you are short, excluding you from this lady linebacker's dating pool.
Preferences aren't stupid, they are preference. You would want yours respected right?
@joshuacampbell2202 no u fnk simp preferences are ok but when your being hypocritical it's bullshit
@@Tmanwith3yearsofworkHeh ironic… you spelled ‘wrong’ wrong.
@Hyp3rSon1X I guess he and I have more in common than he was willing to admit
The chick making the eggs smashing the shells was crazy 😂
I gotta disagree on the egg video. Yeah, it was dumb, but she admitted she doesn't eat eggs and still decided to try and do something for her man. I would have laughed and definitely made fun of it forever, but I still would have turned it into a romantic teaching session and showed her how to do it properly
I want Jerry as my wingman & guarding my six.. hes such a guud boi!!!
Believe in Jesus Christ
The husband talking to his wife while she sorts scent beads was basically saying "Babe, that is totally unnecessary. Go do something fun like a puzzle. It is paining me to watch you go through this monotony."
This is the kind of wisdom l needed to learn back in high school. It would have saved me so many headaches and money.
17:38 naw G. The “Dookie” I’d CRRRAZYwork lol😂
The gaming one cracked me up lmfao 🤣
Bro that chick really thought she had something with that equator question 😂😂😂 I laugh at that kind of person so hard
that boy said what we were all thinking 😂
Dude be sounding like a pokemon. "Drizzle drizzle" 😂
I remember my mom mom telling me about the time Women's lib really got cranked up in the 70s that she didn't WANT "equality".
She didn't WANT to do heavy yard work and plumbing. She didn't WANT to get drafted into the military and have to be an infantry-person in places like Vietnam. She LIKED that men would hold open a door for her, etc.
It was an interesting perspective. She was born in '32, so maybe a lot of it has to do with one's age, how one was raised, etc.
I like that now if you choose not to get married you're not automatically deemed "weird" or an outcast. It's NOT like we have too few people, re "everyone needs to raise a family".
MY BOI JERRY HOLDIN IT DOWN
She invited him to a place that will charge $320 for the occasion and doesn't understand why he doesn't want to pay. They've both lost their damned minds.
the woman with the washing beads is insane. And she's blaming the guy. Holy shit
“Well I’ve never made eggs”. Watch a RUclips video, google it, ask a neighbour, hell ask a homeless dude.
The wash beads one man, lifes too short let your clothing smell “contrasting” clean is clean bro.
Alpha Central . . . I love this first video that I have seen of yours! Love the way you put the content together! I'm a Fan!
No one goes to church, volunteers in their community, or a part of a service club. Where do you expect to find good like minded people?
Lol a lady at that age doesn't know how to cook a simple egg is A HUGE RED FLAG
They don't "leave the house" because they have goals and aspirations for which they are working to achieve. They're single because they have come to realise that women like her will just veer them off their track.
I dont even pay $300 to take my family of 5 out to dinner. Where u all going to eat lol
I hold the door for everyone, guys are the only ones who say thank you