I nearly choked on a marshmallow when Burning Man finally got free of the bushes only to slam into a lamppost and fall off his bike. That would've been an embarrassing way to die
@@dirtpounder lol I meant if I died by choking on a marshmallow, but I can see the ambiguity now. Surviving a bunch of car wrecks then dying because of some stumbling (combined with zombies I'm guessing) sounds hilarious lol
yknow its kinda crazy to think about but this video made me realize the charborg does actually know how to play the videogame. like he's obviously not a zomboid god but he's been playing it for at least a year, he's gotta be a little good edit: nevermind he doesnt know how to use a molotov
He does something good, like knowing where things are, what to do with zombies, and how to quickly swerve! But didnt know that to get past a tree, he just had to go around it, not into it...
You said gunman never found a gun, which technically isn't true. You found one, but it required both hands to use, and SOMEONE thought it would be a good idea to remove an arm. Now, I won't say who it was, but it's someone you know very well.
If I had a nickel for every time a burning man in 2023 was delayed by rain, I'd have 2 nickels Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice...
Aren’t you afraid they will swallow them and choke? My cats will eat anything. I don’t think they want to swallow it, just bite and chew. But with a spiked tongue, stuff just kinda gets pulled back into their mouth and down it goes
@@bensosnowski1128 no they play fetch with them and bring them back to me! I always watch them while they are playing with them :) Two little dog-cats lmao
i love how every comment section on a charborg video is just mindless input, i saw four comments that just said "Fire man" next to eachother, from different people too.... truly a simple breed
the thing i've noticed whenever charborg plays this game is he ALWAYS has like at least 5 negative effects on him, is constantly exhausted and has at least one broken bone I don't know how he does it it's almost impressive
This man will make a _Nerf Gun_ fight a *National Emergency* to evade paying out his bets. Some would say he is a _coward._ Others would say he has his goals set right.
I absolutely love zomboid but 12:38 is a perfect example of how damn frustrating it can be sometimes lol it should not be that difficult to light and throw a damn molotov
idea: install the "Superb Survivors" mod and put the twitch chat thing on the first survivor you recruit, then you wouldn't need to drag around a corpse lmao
Has Charborg ever done a challenge when he can only survive off things he finds in cars? Sounds like it would be an interesting challenge. We can call him "Car Man" lol
Charborg having to emergency end stream because him and Plum planned a nerf gun fight is the cutest shit I've ever heard.
The best ending
need that foreal man
I was thinking the same thing! It is absolutely adorable
It's so fucking adorable.
this is why charborg is the best streamer on the platform next to jerma
I nearly choked on a marshmallow when Burning Man finally got free of the bushes only to slam into a lamppost and fall off his bike. That would've been an embarrassing way to die
My favorite zomboid death was/is the classic blunder, crashing 2-3 cars in a row to die after tripping when trying to run out
@@dirtpounder lol I meant if I died by choking on a marshmallow, but I can see the ambiguity now. Surviving a bunch of car wrecks then dying because of some stumbling (combined with zombies I'm guessing) sounds hilarious lol
Hey, I was eating marshmallows too
@@forg5580 they're a great snack 😄
Chubby charborg fans confirmed
burning man was so determined he forgot to put his pants back on 😢
I can relate
walter white but arsonist instead of science
yknow its kinda crazy to think about but this video made me realize the charborg does actually know how to play the videogame. like he's obviously not a zomboid god but he's been playing it for at least a year, he's gotta be a little good
edit: nevermind he doesnt know how to use a molotov
he's also got like 50 negative moodlets at any given time for no real reason
Molotov being the bread and butter of any player who had one of their characters killed because the helicopter surprised them and swore revenge
He does something good, like knowing where things are, what to do with zombies, and how to quickly swerve!
But didnt know that to get past a tree, he just had to go around it, not into it...
The last edited sentence hidden under a read more is perfection.
Nah molotovs are confusing as fuck though
The amount of time charbo spent trying to find a welding mask on stream killed me. I felt like I was going insane
When he found the hardware store I was laughing so hard dude
I like to think that all of charborg's characters are alive in the same universe
Or dead, usually dead
Eddie dermis 😂😂lol
Alive is a big word for these characters
You said gunman never found a gun, which technically isn't true. You found one, but it required both hands to use, and SOMEONE thought it would be a good idea to remove an arm. Now, I won't say who it was, but it's someone you know very well.
You know it's a good day when charbaby posts
... *What?*
chargegoober
@@mathias6542goobercharber
@@DanyBayet-kb3zj he got that charbussy
charblog
Small amounts of arson is what you need in life sometimes borgchar 😊
🔥 🔥 🔥
b o r g
If I had a nickel for every time a burning man in 2023 was delayed by rain, I'd have 2 nickels
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice...
cool dont care@@Tom-oj7si
@@Tom-oj7si You sound like fun
@Tom-oj7si damn bro you really showed that person quoting a meme in a RUclips comment section
@@Tom-oj7si go ahead and dislike! The pic is like 3 years old because I don't give a shit! I hope you have a good day!
You’d think he’d learn after the first molotov that he’s throwing from too far away
Protip for arson (in Project Zomboid): gasoline firebombs are way more effective that molotov cocktails
molotovs are better in real life?
@anguslazy did you use the scientific method
@@Saddsol nah i'll test on my gf's dad's house
@@anguslazy that's rizz
Those nerf bullet balls are my cats absolute favorite toys in the entire world! They go crazy and play fetch with them 😂
Aren’t you afraid they will swallow them and choke? My cats will eat anything.
I don’t think they want to swallow it, just bite and chew. But with a spiked tongue, stuff just kinda gets pulled back into their mouth and down it goes
@@bensosnowski1128 no they play fetch with them and bring them back to me! I always watch them while they are playing with them :) Two little dog-cats lmao
your zomboid videos are so fun dude, you have such a great way of story telling i love it haha
Imagine if he did all that, only for the mall's fire suppression system to turn on
Now I finally have an excuse to call charborg charbroiled.
Coming out of surgery and seeing this is a true delight.
Is it the video or the fetinyl? Who cares!
@@Kandy96definitely the fentanyl
hope you have a good recovery!
i love how every comment section on a charborg video is just mindless input, i saw four comments that just said "Fire man" next to eachother, from different people too.... truly a simple breed
Burn man
I love when charborg plays project zomboid, it's one of the games i'm getting into recently and i love his videos
the thing i've noticed whenever charborg plays this game is he ALWAYS has like at least 5 negative effects on him, is constantly exhausted and has at least one broken bone I don't know how he does it it's almost impressive
We love the Project Zomboid videos!!! Especially the Stories, Love you charborg ❤
'NOT FAR ENOUGH, NOT FAR ENOUGH'
Immediately uses the next one the same distance
Love ya dude
This man will make a _Nerf Gun_ fight a *National Emergency* to evade paying out his bets.
Some would say he is a _coward._
Others would say he has his goals set right.
Arson is one of my favorite pass times. By the way, this video is FIRE.
Glad I thought now is the time to look up a cool CHRBRG video :)
Seeing the car key on the ground at 1:30 caused me physical pain
Now I know my plan will work.
I absolutely love zomboid but 12:38 is a perfect example of how damn frustrating it can be sometimes lol it should not be that difficult to light and throw a damn molotov
That reminds me of the time I went to an orphanage!
HOTDOG! he posts at the perfect time.
Zombies in a chuck e cheese would be horrifying lmao
Well… He sure burned out.
You know it’s a good day when car door drops
mall-otov cocktails
Local guy not wearing trousers commits arson and burns down a building filled with innocent shoppers.
Give this man a chucky cheese map right now!
idea: install the "Superb Survivors" mod and put the twitch chat thing on the first survivor you recruit, then you wouldn't need to drag around a corpse lmao
The poop mod he uses is real sounds of some dude crapping in his toilet, makes me sick
First thing first, always spin around! You wanna keep a good constant view of the world around you to avoid zomboids
After seeing you throw the molotovs from so far away I had to step away from the computer and squeeze an apple angrily
Oh my god burning man get closer than 30 feet away
Petition for CHRBRG to go back to playing barotrauma with the homies
Hey guys...
Mall-itov cocktails
this reminds me of a few days ago, where i burned down a VHS store and a hardware store, sadly no sledgehammer
in game ???
@@akumunax maybe…
Love has a magic power, which makes a person fall for another person.
love your pz vids charbuggy
chigbig back with his usual antics once again
You silly billy!
3:46 Like ash Williams
Has Charborg ever done a challenge when he can only survive off things he finds in cars? Sounds like it would be an interesting challenge. We can call him "Car Man" lol
I can take the nerf guns off your hands 😂
Best RUclipsr to watch in 144p and 2x speed!
Connection terminated
Charborg Charborg Charborg
A generous amount of arson was brought
I clawed my way out of willamette....
Charborg deserves a little bit of arson every once in a while, as a treat.
Charbog is the person that play zombie game and forget it a zombie game
Went from an afternoon🤧, to a good afternoon 😎
charborg would never commit arson
This is arson. Charborg arseon around.
thats so silly and cute
So kawaii
Famous last words:
No im the fool
defecates comfortably
Bro really put the char in charborg
ive just never seen a comment section be so lacking in creativity, just post his username over and over again.
@@carlwheezerofsouls3273B-but by saying "char" in this instance , I do believe OP intended it to be a pun for charred, Mr. Wheezer .
@@littlejunkettes4122 alright maybe i picked a bad example to reply to lol
CHRBRG's Bizzare Adventures:
Arsonic Tendencies
the zomboid lore expands
it's just a silly little bit so it can't be that bad
I am so happy every time I see charborg upload
Honestly this is pretty similar to what Burning Man was like this year
Arson is a weird crime...
Yeah, this mall isn't really burning.
Zombie kill of the week goes to charborg😂
I’ll take the nerf guns Chardad, you need the dart nerf guns, the balls hurt more
15:56 you say that as if you expect to get burned alive someday 😭😭
seems the real winner of the nerf fight was the cat
So silly >////
best reason to end a stream early, lol
Watching burning man poop has made me feel bad about my squats
This is some very silly stuff charbo
He really cant burn a damn thing
Loving the zomboid content
man how do you forget a zombie game is a zombie game??? he was to focused on arson. man was to busy being
Hephaestus
We burnin the mall with this vid 🔥 🔥
a little bit of arson huhaheuhuhuhuhuhuhu
I laugh every day better than I know it.
ARSON!
Now, what's the next? Spoon man?
I ❤ borgchorg
Life is precious, love price is higher, if it is free, the two can be thrown.
ZOMBOID CHARBORG LETS GO💥💥💥
I'm so glad there's more PZ
I think this should be throwing man or demoman
Blawg forgot to put his pants back on😭😭😭
thank you, charboy
Bro I was just about to burn down muldraugh and then I see this uploaded.😮
Bring back step sister and Lt T. F. Service
I was just watching that video about Gun Man, I love your content it's always great when you post!
he looks like deadly
What a twist ending!