Liz Lemon's Disastrous Dates - 30 Rock

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @QuirkyShiny
    @QuirkyShiny 4 года назад +382

    "I hope you enjoy the... choices that you've made" is the most polite but devastating insult ever written

    • @stephaniestanley8041
      @stephaniestanley8041 2 года назад +1

      I'm going to use that...

    • @jakeryan9469
      @jakeryan9469 2 года назад +1

      Once he said her body was like a trash bag full of pudding (or something like that)

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 года назад

      Lies again? Match Making

  • @lexi7749
    @lexi7749 4 года назад +1462

    When I was younger I related to her in a funny, cool way. Now I feel like I relate to her in a way that is...worrisome

    • @andrianirosalina6761
      @andrianirosalina6761 4 года назад +11

      lexi omg me too ^o^. For me, I’m always craving a mentor like Jack. I even followed my so called “mentor” to a new workplace.

    • @SamanthaJackson
      @SamanthaJackson 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @walterm.robertsiiiphd2157
      @walterm.robertsiiiphd2157 4 года назад +6

      Yes, LL is definitely channeling a wide array of modern archetypes -- and not just female ones! Genius.

    • @hardikdparikh
      @hardikdparikh 4 года назад +4

      “Hey babyyyyy what’s wrong” 😂

    • @someone1
      @someone1 4 года назад +10

      Same. Especially the choking in the apartment alone scares me

  • @probablynovideoshere
    @probablynovideoshere 4 года назад +324

    “I think I read about it in the New Yorker” is my new comeback

    • @mailtrap22
      @mailtrap22 4 года назад +3

      "New York Review of Books" would have been better.

    • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
      @TonkarzOfSolSystem 4 года назад +24

      "I hope you enjoy the... choices that you've made" is pretty good to.

    • @marleee.2174
      @marleee.2174 4 года назад +2

      “I hope you enjoy the...uh... choices... you’ve made...” also a good burn

    • @hugolewis7510
      @hugolewis7510 4 года назад +1

      @@mailtrap22 in what way...? Its not as snappy or humorous

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 4 года назад +117

    11.33..."It came out wrong!" "You came out wrong!" Best comeback ever

  • @allwrighty100
    @allwrighty100 4 года назад +254

    The 'take your kid to work' kid was brilliant.

    • @adamse23
      @adamse23 4 года назад +12

      i know..i just needed to hear it

    • @Dr.LongMonkey
      @Dr.LongMonkey 3 года назад +3

      She had her own show on Fox called "The New Normal" it only got a season but it was pretty funny

    • @abrahamtse
      @abrahamtse 2 года назад

      @@Dr.LongMonkeyLove The New Normal!! She is even more sassy in that show.

  • @EchoesDistant
    @EchoesDistant 4 года назад +94

    I tried to get my high-school tennis team to call me "Ace", but they wanted to call me "Shorts accident". So, we settled on "Supervirgin".

  • @macc.1132
    @macc.1132 4 года назад +120

    "I hope you enjoy the choices you have made."

  • @donjuan2621
    @donjuan2621 4 года назад +36

    Jack”Does he know your the beeper king”Dead🤣

  • @joanna1016
    @joanna1016 4 года назад +308

    Peter Dinklage was one of the best guest stars on 30 Rock! Wish they could’ve had him in more than one episode

    • @quickcooking2795
      @quickcooking2795 4 года назад +3

      @Patrick Whelpley john hamm...omg...😂😂

    • @patrickwhelpley1745
      @patrickwhelpley1745 4 года назад +5

      @@quickcooking2795 I loved when Liz was eating the meal he created and shes like what is this sauce? He smiles and says its Orange gatorade! lol

    • @Debonair.Aristocrat
      @Debonair.Aristocrat 4 года назад

      He was good on SNL too. '' Space Pants.''

  • @MrWegosolo
    @MrWegosolo 4 года назад +815

    I'd still be dating her cousin and living fabulously in that Million dollar loft. I mean it already has an elevator for our inbred child's wheelchair.

    • @boogiedownjj
      @boogiedownjj 4 года назад +83

      Franco she ended up adopting anyway. She shoulda stayed with him

    • @zkarebear
      @zkarebear 4 года назад +13

      Preach

    • @sie4431
      @sie4431 4 года назад +62

      They'd only be third cousins. Some third cousins have no shared DNA, they're that distant

    • @jonathanbowers8964
      @jonathanbowers8964 4 года назад +43

      Yeah Third cousin marriages are not too bad from a genetic perspective. Prior to the invention of automobiles and greater social mobility, third cousin marriages were very common particularly in rural areas.

    • @jonathanbowers8964
      @jonathanbowers8964 4 года назад +50

      Also Iceland has such a small population that they have an app that people can use on dates to determine how closely related they are to avoid dating their cousins in accident

  • @iarahelenameirelles3027
    @iarahelenameirelles3027 4 года назад +371

    I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn!

    • @Jazmusique
      @Jazmusique 4 года назад +1

      Iara Helena Meirelles Hahahahaha

    • @michaelfarrow5817
      @michaelfarrow5817 4 года назад +9

      Even if you don't live in New York, everywhere now has a Brooklyn.

    • @CarvaxIV
      @CarvaxIV 4 года назад +3

      As a non New Yorker, can some one explain this to me?

    • @emiliabolsas
      @emiliabolsas 4 года назад +9

      @@CarvaxIV People in Manhattan like to act as if Brooklyn is very far away/gross/far/only for hipsters and families/far and find lots of reasons not to go.

    • @A8NTnoVidHeO
      @A8NTnoVidHeO 4 года назад +8

      Or, it just takes a long time to get there from other boroughs and, if you've already been out all night, it'll be a pain to go anywhere and come back home. I love BK but felt that line in my soul lol

  • @andywood5699
    @andywood5699 4 года назад +51

    I love Jack Donaghy's slight smirk while he's Laughing outrageously inside.

  • @p_eople6789
    @p_eople6789 3 года назад +15

    5:17 "Well, you gotta be careful. They try to upsell you to real crab." Why are these 2 sentences so funny and underrated.

  • @em_yu
    @em_yu 3 года назад +55

    the fact that Liz's love life is so disastrious makes me feel so much better about my own mess

    • @kathymyers7279
      @kathymyers7279 3 года назад +1

      But your so pretty! The universe does not want you to settle!

  • @aziizrocks
    @aziizrocks 4 года назад +224

    I just love that she 'broke' most of her exes

  • @calliejohnston9489
    @calliejohnston9489 4 года назад +51

    ‘Good god, Lemon! That’s your worst quadrant!’

  • @travisjohnson6676
    @travisjohnson6676 4 года назад +69

    OK, I did the math and I believe Liz and her "cousin" are actually third cousins.
    Dolly is Liz's Great Aunt and his Grandmother's cousin (more specifically his 1st cousin twice removed).
    Their closet common ancestor is their mutual great great grandparent which makes them third cousins.
    I had to draw a map and it's confusing.
    Let me know if I made a mistake

    • @sanjnaghosh6462
      @sanjnaghosh6462 4 года назад +1

      Looool thank you

    • @noahdiaz6654
      @noahdiaz6654 4 года назад +2

      I love this so much. Please post this map.

    • @travisjohnson6676
      @travisjohnson6676 4 года назад +2

      @@noahdiaz6654 I don't have it.
      I just printed out a chart that showed "you" and your ancestors .
      I mapped out Liz and the guy separately and their relationship to Dorothy then worked up to their earliest common ancestor.
      I believe that gives the correct answer but I always sucked at following family trees.

    • @kr50401
      @kr50401 3 года назад +2

      @@travisjohnson6676 I wish this was real life and you and me would be best friends

    • @philb6133
      @philb6133 3 года назад +11

      The question is, “Who has a framed picture of their Grandmother’s cousin sitting by the couch?” No one.

  • @gemmamalo96
    @gemmamalo96 2 года назад +14

    love the idea that someone would have a photo of their grandmother's cousin displayed in their living room.

  • @knnaveen007
    @knnaveen007 4 года назад +180

    "Did you tell them that you were the beeper king "

    • @kennethbrady
      @kennethbrady 4 года назад +13

      That kills me every time.

  • @SharinganMan
    @SharinganMan 4 года назад +239

    why tf do you have a picture of your grandmother's cousin there

  • @radsical1392
    @radsical1392 4 года назад +53

    How did I forget Michael Sheen’s presence?

  • @pedrocorrea6870
    @pedrocorrea6870 3 года назад +5

    "What else dont you do". Let me just take a moment to enjoy that amount of game. Bravo to whoever wrote this.

  • @bettysmith4641
    @bettysmith4641 4 года назад +70

    Michael Sheen ♥️

  • @Yotrek
    @Yotrek 4 года назад +24

    5:43 Liz forgot Jack's negotiating techniques.
    Never negotiate with yourself.

  • @june2420111
    @june2420111 4 года назад +20

    "No rat talk tonight ok?" Lol 😆 if you have to tell that to your boyfriend, that's a deal-breaker

  • @hannahamoah9034
    @hannahamoah9034 4 года назад +13

    Jack: Enjoy the choices that you made...
    Me: (💀)

  • @uatu3021
    @uatu3021 4 года назад +69

    I don't care how personally insulted you feel, you DO NOT promise an amazing new doughnut experience and then just walk away without securing the doughnut.

    • @june2420111
      @june2420111 2 года назад

      Hahahahaha you got your priorities right

  • @Will.is.Sol21
    @Will.is.Sol21 3 года назад +5

    2:47 did anyone else notice he’s drinking a Roy Rogers(Cola+Grenadine/Cherries) so not just the childishness of the “Chicken Nuggets.”

  • @gccwang24
    @gccwang24 4 года назад +60

    Should have added the one with Wayne Brady's character

    • @MrNeboff
      @MrNeboff 4 года назад +8

      OMG that was bad bad. Didn't know i could hate any pf his characters lol

    • @andrewbegay1261
      @andrewbegay1261 4 года назад +2

      Getting shot is a pretty bad date haha

    • @poptart6662012
      @poptart6662012 4 года назад +6

      I enjoy vietnam re-enacting and taking pictures of interesting doors. I've actually used that on a date.

  • @jedics1
    @jedics1 4 года назад +27

    I used to think 30 rock was a great show, then I watched this and realised I had missed a few scenes in this video, now I think it is the greatest show ever :)

  • @radsk8rbigollies594
    @radsk8rbigollies594 3 года назад +2

    Greatest show. Simply one of the best

  • @trs4437
    @trs4437 4 года назад +19

    Shorts Accident and Puked-in-Thermos make a good team.

  • @ericperry2894
    @ericperry2894 4 года назад +16

    "They try to upsell you real crab"

  • @ronbzoom8531
    @ronbzoom8531 4 года назад +24

    Disastrous? No broken bones. No one deported. No charges pressed. Off hand, I'd say Liz is doing well.

  • @shoorveersingh
    @shoorveersingh 4 года назад +111

    Peter Dinklage's Hindi accent is actually not all that bad.

  • @apolthinkmachine9418
    @apolthinkmachine9418 4 года назад +2

    Wholesome reality of “this ain’t no happily after, check please, while I walk away”

  • @solongfairwellkim
    @solongfairwellkim 4 года назад +27

    0:40 "god"

  • @susioeandno1else
    @susioeandno1else 4 года назад +36

    Peter Hermann is so handsome

  • @StandAsYouAre
    @StandAsYouAre 3 года назад +3

    LOL!! I’m just learning the term ‘Bread Back’ and I am cracking up!

  • @mariedaparellio5686
    @mariedaparellio5686 4 года назад +18

    How could she turn down ADA Cabot?!

  • @tawnygaona9114
    @tawnygaona9114 4 года назад +19

    I miscounted the men Liz!!!

  • @scentasia
    @scentasia 4 года назад +22

    The vulture!

    • @cl759
      @cl759 4 года назад

      Yes, l expected his eyes to go red

    • @ZoeyKirituOfficial
      @ZoeyKirituOfficial 4 года назад

      He's the worst 😂😂

  • @patton303
    @patton303 2 года назад +1

    1:55: Dennis also sells insurance on TV and gets maimed quite frequently.

  • @ttaylor3rd
    @ttaylor3rd 3 года назад +2

    Kid's mom looks like Liz. Now that's comedy!

  • @we1hu1
    @we1hu1 4 года назад +6

    My my, how I miss 30 Rock!

  • @Germatti13489
    @Germatti13489 4 года назад +7

    1:56 Dean Winter, the "Mayhem" guy from the Allstate commercial

  • @loganyenser9615
    @loganyenser9615 4 года назад +4

    What about her first date with Dr.Drew? How is that not on here?

  • @erica1064
    @erica1064 4 года назад +22

    You say that word...too much.

  • @MrDfix1988
    @MrDfix1988 4 года назад +7

    Still a better love life than mine

  • @urbanfairy2108
    @urbanfairy2108 2 года назад

    ah watching this makes my dating life look like a nice stroll through the park

  • @michaelg486
    @michaelg486 4 года назад +2

    10:31 is legendary

  • @rellimnahtan
    @rellimnahtan 3 года назад +16

    How are you going to do a disastrous dates compilation and not include the one where she went to the hospital to see Jon Hamm's mom die, only to have to tell him he's adopted? BIG swing and a miss.

    • @jennyw5976
      @jennyw5976 2 года назад

      Came here to ask this same question. And how could they leave out the door flying open while she was pooping?

  • @JingLiSH
    @JingLiSH 4 года назад +6

    6:39 that girl's so cute and incredibly smart. who's the actress? some daughter of a writer/producer?

    • @emiliabolsas
      @emiliabolsas 4 года назад +2

      Bebe Wood

    • @JingLiSH
      @JingLiSH 4 года назад

      @@emiliabolsas Thank you!

    • @JingLiSH
      @JingLiSH 4 года назад

      @@emiliabolsas True!

  • @CR092888
    @CR092888 3 года назад

    Who is the actress at 7:13 ? It's bugging me that I can't place it...

    • @Sunshine-zm1fx
      @Sunshine-zm1fx 3 года назад +1

      Her name is Stephanie March, and she was on Law & Order, among other things.

  • @raxxtango
    @raxxtango 4 года назад

    Looked Great in the Rolling Stone Article ..Black stockings and garters. woah.

  • @coleparker11
    @coleparker11 3 года назад +5

    Does he know your the beeper king?

  • @wulf8121
    @wulf8121 4 года назад +4

    Oh Liz. ❤️. We’ve all been there.

  • @andresfernandes5906
    @andresfernandes5906 4 года назад +4

    All better than any date I ever had.

  • @SOooOSooO1
    @SOooOSooO1 4 года назад +6

    11:33😂😂😂

  • @1Popooo
    @1Popooo 4 года назад +4

    No rat talk tonight :)

  • @kareninalabama
    @kareninalabama 4 года назад +4

    "What woman would want all that?"
    "Um..."

  • @The4DKatt
    @The4DKatt 2 года назад +2

    I MISCOUNTED THE MEN LIZ!

  • @alittlepieceofearth
    @alittlepieceofearth 3 года назад +9

    I know I'm going to get crushed for this, but I am so with Liz on the flip flops.

  • @dani.892
    @dani.892 4 года назад +2

    oh snap

  • @SHIVAAAA100
    @SHIVAAAA100 4 года назад +2

    “Dolly Harling”

  • @voiceguy3635
    @voiceguy3635 4 года назад +3

    Waaay too good.Nothing like that around these days.

  • @patiotaiza
    @patiotaiza 4 года назад +5

    I MISCOUNTED THE MEN

  • @RaulieGonzo97
    @RaulieGonzo97 4 года назад +11

    Her and Wesley were perfect for each other

  • @jaydiarae
    @jaydiarae 4 года назад +1

    I do.

  • @jastaykotuce2249
    @jastaykotuce2249 4 года назад +2

    8:09 it would've been funny if the mother had noticed that they looked alike too

  • @fineblanket
    @fineblanket 4 года назад +4

    the lap sitting thing was below the belt

  • @relaxationstation7634
    @relaxationstation7634 3 года назад +5

    my godddd Michael Sheen looks beautiful

    • @Sunshine-zm1fx
      @Sunshine-zm1fx 3 года назад

      Michael Sheen is always beautiful. Always.

  • @Reliquancy
    @Reliquancy 4 года назад +4

    Are there really 17 rats per person in New York?? good lord

    • @Sunshine-zm1fx
      @Sunshine-zm1fx 3 года назад +1

      That number is probably much higher in reality.

  • @Jazmusique
    @Jazmusique 4 года назад +4

    Liz Lemon is my spirit animal

  • @purplecrayon7281
    @purplecrayon7281 3 года назад +1

    What does "shorts accident"mean? Nevermind, I'll figure it out

  • @seamslatasha3598
    @seamslatasha3598 4 года назад +10

    Mmmmmmm Bread back. :)

  • @calliejohnston9489
    @calliejohnston9489 4 года назад +1

    Daaaang, Gretchen....

  • @crystallam7335
    @crystallam7335 4 года назад

    Too funny. This is so good.

    • @jonhamm6045
      @jonhamm6045 3 года назад

      Thank you very much for being a big fan. I took my time to look at my fans and followers on social media and I noticed you’re a big fan of mine. I have taken my time to appreciate some of my fans with my private email harrystyles3498s@gmail.com@gmail.com and you are one lucky one.. Thank you, much loves

  • @artyfuffkin7805
    @artyfuffkin7805 2 дня назад

    I miss Liz and the gang on tv

  • @rkc906
    @rkc906 3 года назад +1

    Ooooh im starting to think of Liz Lemon is the villain!! Damn these compilations! LIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZA

  • @danielenyel3542
    @danielenyel3542 4 года назад +1

    " my boy"

  • @angeleyeszarai
    @angeleyeszarai 4 года назад +8

    The first guy is kinda cute wow

  • @candicemirisha912
    @candicemirisha912 4 года назад +5

    Shorts accident 😝

  • @bkbj8282
    @bkbj8282 4 года назад +4

    Was the intern who posted this video unsure whether Liz Lemon is played by Tiny Fey? Why the question mark in the description?

    • @314ax
      @314ax 4 года назад +6

      It means "Dating is already hard. Now how about dating for Liz Lemon? -- Even harder". The question mark is there not to ask whether Liz Lemon is played by Tina Fey but rather to make a sentence a rhetorical question.

    • @OntarioTrafficMan
      @OntarioTrafficMan 4 года назад +3

      The question mark is outside the brackets.

  • @shandrewsampson6539
    @shandrewsampson6539 2 года назад +1

    sitting on laps IS weird!!!

  • @ErikCartman
    @ErikCartman 4 года назад +4

    altouhg funny(if) liz has always been a karen

  • @polloloci21
    @polloloci21 Год назад

    Love me some Lemon 🤤

  • @cl759
    @cl759 4 года назад

    Sheen

  • @brianellinger6622
    @brianellinger6622 4 года назад

    Ok....

  • @brianellinger6622
    @brianellinger6622 4 года назад

    Unless I say it...
    Dont believe what they say....

  • @georgel3657
    @georgel3657 4 года назад

    I bet Anastasia is from Kentucky with a fake accent too

  • @trevisonclark7135
    @trevisonclark7135 4 года назад +2

    Why is she dating Tony Blair?

  • @gargamellenoir8460
    @gargamellenoir8460 4 года назад +11

    Wow that is a terribly made video, they cut before it actually goes wrong several times.

    • @deadbeatfetus
      @deadbeatfetus 4 года назад +5

      If you're going to comment, at least watch the whole thing before you do.

    • @gargamellenoir8460
      @gargamellenoir8460 4 года назад +1

      @@deadbeatfetus Obviously I did

  • @jbeta4948
    @jbeta4948 4 года назад +3

    *...I thought we were doing sexual espionage"

  • @zzzcocopepe
    @zzzcocopepe 4 года назад +8

    I do hate Dennis but alec's snooty attitude was too real, I can't really like him for that

  • @Toto-95
    @Toto-95 2 года назад

    Third cousin is more than ok ! Second cousin is borderline alright.
    First degree cousin is a bit much...

  • @kathish1549
    @kathish1549 4 года назад +1

    YOU came out wrong

    • @jonhamm6045
      @jonhamm6045 3 года назад

      Thank you very much for being a big fan. I took my time to look at my fans and followers on social media and I noticed you’re a big fan of mine. I have taken my time to appreciate some of my fans with my private email harrystyles3498s@gmail.com@gmail.com and you are one lucky one.. Thank you, much lovesThank you very much for being a big fan. I took my time to look at my fans and followers on social media and I noticed you’re a big fan of mine. I have taken my time to appreciate some of my fans with my private email harrystyles3498s@gmail.com@gmail.com and you are one lucky one.. Thank you, much loves

  • @GnerGamer
    @GnerGamer 4 года назад

    Hi NBC - I would like to ask a question, yesterday a youtube channel called "Vibri gameplays" changed its name to "[XRP]Rɪᴘᴘʟᴇ-NBC NEWS". I would like to know if you have acquired the rights to this channel or if you have anything related to this change. Thank I forward.

  • @zzzcocopepe
    @zzzcocopepe 4 года назад

    I do

  • @Falconer22
    @Falconer22 Год назад +1

    Steve had me until the no physical contact. Until then...I was easily his.

    • @TheDreamingJune
      @TheDreamingJune Год назад +1

      To be honest I'd be okay with that deal. 🙈