*Laughs in harvesting season* Install Raid for Free ✅ IOS: clik.cc/0HAmr ✅ ANDROID: clik.cc/iVAfX Start with💰50K silver and get a Free Epic Champion 💥 on day 7 of “New Player Rewards” program
From my experience he is either trying to indimitate me because of the fame the"foreskinwalkers" hold or then he one of these people who 360 a javelin to your head while jumping on a horse
usually these are the ones that will fuck you up really bad. I once saw a dude completly naked only a big two handed sword, mowing through 11 of our men all full armored and equiped with shield and high damage dealing weapons. He blocked literally everything. We had to get support from our bowmen or else he would probably killed half of the team.
@@NotSimo OBJECTION! In the video, it is said he is your cousin. Now you state he is your brother? Either you were lying in your testimony, or your family tree is CK2-levels of complicated (which would also explain why there is an entire europe inbetween you in terms of geographical distance).
Mount and Blade multiplayer experience : 1)Getting sniped from halfway across the map 2)Naked people with the biggest weapons 3)Max equipment dudes who massacre the server 4)Glitchy maps 5)Couched lances that can kill God 6)AFK people who die 100 times 7)Ping 8)People spinning around you
@@denizyucetepe7315 i mean maximum gear castle sniper is the embodiment of safe offence and defence, unless you like to wear light with heavy weapons an go yolo.
@@madmantheepic7278 that game is trash, we all know that. It would be the same if I tried to sell a book with no pages, but they are offering me a lot of money if I sell it. Its a low level scam. Dont you wonder why all the fuss with this game?
I actually really enjoyed all the tournament scenes in La Morte D'Arthur, idk if it's because of all the M&B I play, but I could get a good feel for the action and see it in my head even though it's mostly "X smote Y" for 6 pages.
My favorite MB multiplayer moment was when i was done dying to Vaegirs and their bows, so i decided to go naked Nord with a long war axe and hid in a bush till the enemy came near. Then i proceeded to somehow kill six guys while they were distracted with my teammates.
@@lazarnedeljkovic7543 They said it was coming in late 2016, then early 2017, then for sure 2018, early this year they said late 2019. And now they are silent again
1:16 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY EYES MY EARS MY NOSE MY ANUS THEY ARE ALL BLEEDING AAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW COULD YOU DO THIS WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY AAAAAAAAAAAA
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*Laughs in harvesting season*
Install Raid for Free ✅ IOS: clik.cc/0HAmr ✅ ANDROID: clik.cc/iVAfX Start with💰50K silver and get a Free Epic Champion 💥 on day 7 of “New Player Rewards” program
rode pro caster
A mb youtuber that can fight hell yeah
Now we need 1000stat man in multiplayer!
I’m beginning to fuckin hate raid
Your ad in the video is obnoxious as hell. Hope they're paying you well for it
You should play more with this Koifish guy! He seems like a really cool person! Handsome too!
Hes my little brother, I just give him an unplugged controller and let sit next to me while I play and make him believe hes the one playing
Lol
Please tell me how is even possible that you two doesnt have bannerlord beta access . :):):)
Did he pay ur 50 dollars!?
Roasted Koi Fish
Guide to multiplayer: choose nords and get poleaxe. If you can't, leave.
rubbing my axe
Ghey, I recommend only using short swords and being naked. If you can't be naked find a better server.
And keep swirling like crazy..
Nord always get obliterated in cavalry heavy maps
Rhodoks have the poleaxe, not the nords
You still owe Koifish 50 bucks?
SHUT UP
are portuguese jorge? better not!
@@maleficusvictor9887 brasileiro ou português?
@@strengeheim brasileiro men
@@maleficusvictor9887 boa boa
Me: *Talking to a girl*
My speech ability: 5:09
Don't underestimate the naked warrior on the battlefield
CptJack PL 1000 stat man's son.
From my experience he is either trying to indimitate me because of the fame the"foreskinwalkers" hold or then he one of these people who 360 a javelin to your head while jumping on a horse
A naked man with a two handed cleaver is not a man that should be under estimated
usually these are the ones that will fuck you up really bad. I once saw a dude completly naked only a big two handed sword, mowing through 11 of our men all full armored and equiped with shield and high damage dealing weapons. He blocked literally everything. We had to get support from our bowmen or else he would probably killed half of the team.
I fighted a naked templar yesterday
He was using two handed
We fighted a lot
Ended up with 5 - 10
Well Simo is just Koifish but with JoJo references.
So... Better.
Selam knq
ilk dfea simo izleyen türk görüyorum
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Had to wait for my brother Koifish to be done with his video
@@NotSimo OBJECTION!
In the video, it is said he is your cousin. Now you state he is your brother?
Either you were lying in your testimony, or your family tree is CK2-levels of complicated (which would also explain why there is an entire europe inbetween you in terms of geographical distance).
Go drunk youtube your home
3:33 that transition is a masterpiece
Mount and Blade multiplayer experience :
1)Getting sniped from halfway across the map
2)Naked people with the biggest weapons
3)Max equipment dudes who massacre the server
4)Glitchy maps
5)Couched lances that can kill God
6)AFK people who die 100 times
7)Ping
8)People spinning around you
Why don't everyone buy maximum Gear?
@@peterahdy7354 some people prefer movement , if you buy heavy gear you'll be slower
but then again if you dont buy gear you are one damage away from death
@@denizyucetepe7315 i mean maximum gear castle sniper is the embodiment of safe offence and defence, unless you like to wear light with heavy weapons an go yolo.
You forgot the rampant kill stealing.
I thought the raid shadow legends promotion was going to be a joke
Yeah especially from a mount and blade RUclipsr as he's someone who knows what a good RPG is.
i was going to watch the video, till i saw the ad. Thats how far i got
@peter Solomon just business, nothing personal kid... no really, there are other ways of making more honest money
Bruh it is honest money, he’s not selling blood diamond lmao. I really wonder what “honest” is to you.
@@madmantheepic7278 that game is trash, we all know that. It would be the same if I tried to sell a book with no pages, but they are offering me a lot of money if I sell it. Its a low level scam. Dont you wonder why all the fuss with this game?
Fun fact: in most versions of the Tales of King Arthur it talks about "unhorsing" (knocking them off their horse) knights, usually in tournaments
YES
The term was common in the Middle Ages.
I actually really enjoyed all the tournament scenes in La Morte D'Arthur, idk if it's because of all the M&B I play, but I could get a good feel for the action and see it in my head even though it's mostly "X smote Y" for 6 pages.
'Infinity War' Is The Most Ambitious Crossover Event In History
BRUH
Alright, the Simo-Koifish alliance has risen again. I wasn't prepared but I'm excited.
The Swedish-Morocco Empire will rise again
Omg Koimo is back, haven’t seen the vid yet but i know it’s gonna be a good one
You are right
it sounds like you're shipping them
Are you a fan of mma
Omg yaoi is back
REJOICE BROTHERS!
FATHER HAS UPLOADED AGAIN!!
~ft koifish
Hmmmmmmmmmm🤔
Simo, I love the things you post. All of it has so much rewatchability, especially your mount and blade vids. Thank you.
Ahh yes I remember my first time getting 360° spiked in multi, these monsters move at the speed of sound
Interestingly the spike was considered to possess the most amount of "punch"(inertia) among melees
Angry naked men with weapons are without question the most dangerous thing in M&B
It’s either player that blocks all your attacks no matter what or they swing twice ur speed, the rage man
12:19 Now I remember you ! :o I was laughing seeing those two naked guys with spear x)
I love how Simo and Koifish are so in sync, Koifish knew "to your left" was actually "to your right".
I instantly skip 2 mins when i hear the word "raid"
I think Mount & Blade's community is the most meme friendly one. That's why we love it ofc.
Media: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover ever"
Me, and Intellectual: Koifish-Simo multiplayer vid
😂😂😂😂
I would tell you to play Napoleonic Wars, but everyone there is on the FBI watchlist
“Swadians put butter on the ladder” 😂
My favorite MB multiplayer moment was when i was done dying to Vaegirs and their bows, so i decided to go naked Nord with a long war axe and hid in a bush till the enemy came near.
Then i proceeded to somehow kill six guys while they were distracted with my teammates.
3:30 that transition was smooth af.
The thumbnail is me and the bois after seeing Simo releasing a video.
I'm the guy on the right xd
Polski Polak I am the Second Boy in the left!
YES MY BOI FINNALY GOT SPONSORED!!! he deserves it!!
0:34 When the "Poll to change map to The Arena" showed up, I literally, instinctively reached to press 2 on my keyboard...
3:24 gotta love the OSRS hitsplash poggers!
"The Geneva Convention does not apply to Rhodoks"
*Rhodoks: based off the Swiss*
Underrated comment
Ah... Warband MP, the place where naked hobos with a knife can beat a knight in full maille armor.
I think it is safe to say bannerlord isn't coming till 2021
;_;
The release data is somewhere in 2020. The beta is out now lmao
March
@@lazarnedeljkovic7543 They said it was coming in late 2016, then early 2017, then for sure 2018, early this year they said late 2019. And now they are silent again
@@ManamaEd silent? They announced the early access will be march 2020
2000 saatlik warband deneyimim sonucunda multiye girip herkesin eline veriyim dedim , ama hiç öyle olmadı çift elli kılıcı götüme soktular :(
öyle oluyor
Everyone thought they were the sh*t until they played multiplayer
Of all things it was simo who got me into jojo. Never stop using the soundtracks they fit so well
the jojo memes... u r man of culture, I love it
13:42 when the bro engaged: ROAHH
a tall man with a huge sword with one eye and one arm calls koi fish to play mount and blade. a fine story
closing club penguin was an inside job hahaha got me
That jojo parody was fucking golden mate great fuckin content mate
Was it fucking golden wind?
@@NotSimo even better xD
one of the greatest games around
The proper way to say it is "unhorse". Dismounting is when you do it voluntarily, unhorsing is when you get knocked out of the saddle.
What if: You wanted to siege Rayvadin.
But King Harlaus said: I'm throwing a feast.
Raid Shadow Legends: Exists
GTA5 Witcher 3 Mount and Blade Red Dead Redemption Legend of Zelda Breath of The Wild: *cries in the corner*
This was very funny. Please do more. You're naturally witty.
Not gonna lie, that was a cleaver plug at the beginning, I liked it, alot.
You got me with those RuneScape 0's i wasn't prepared for this!! xD
Simo: We're gonna raid
Me: *OH NO*
All this need is robbaz and Boris McBlyat and you own all of Europe
I love the idea of a small detatchment of shirtless berzerkers distracting the main force from their objective.
there are too many sweats and tryhards when playing any Mount and Blade multiplayer mode.
Im just here waiting for more berserk references, also gj simo this is a good vid more collabs with koifish would be great
Clicks on multiplayer...
*instantly gets leaping two handed thrust to the face*
Yup sounds right...
The mount and blade multiplayer chat is more chaotic than the iFunny comments on a feature
Our kid is born Simo, and Koifish has been paying child support. Where are you?!
"We have Geneva Conventions to break."
Hey, only Vale can do that for the YT dolla dolla.
6:17 Wait a minute...
"Geneva Convention does not apply to Rhodoks"
5:08 Spectro's vanishing sfx?! Been watching Lean Squad huh.
That first minute was WAY too real
Its a rite of passage for every mnb player
the most hard AD injection that i have ever seen lol
Koifish's accent is beautifully outrageous and I say this as an eastern European
You forgot the random guy with a flintlock jump shooting people
Go to Options and Uncheck show casualties to only have the chat lines from players.
Hearing them talk about the club penguin inside job. Knowing that club penguin was brought back. They heard you Simo...
This makes my day today at the hospital
I was on the fence about up-voting this video.
Then you did the Scatman quote/reference. Have my like.
i don't know the multiplayer is this fun. gonna play right now.
1:16 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY EYES MY EARS MY NOSE MY ANUS THEY ARE ALL BLEEDING AAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW COULD YOU DO THIS WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY AAAAAAAAAAAA
Wow new mordhau gameplay looks so good!
you guys seem cool, don't come to sea raider landing tomorrow
7:40 mount and politics at it's finest
Bannerlord when you mean next video of simo when 😂😂😂😂 noice vid kiddo
7:38 Larnell xD Mount&Siege! Its almost Harvesting Season!
I never realized this game had multiplayer.... guess I know what I'm buying.
We all experienced that Multiplayer and turn back to map mode
That Raid plug was soulless
5:08
Anyone with better memory than me could help me identify that eerie sound ?
Oh m&b warband still alive...... (flashbacks)
That was a damn clean ad transition
You are definitely more smooth when Koi when cames to advertisement. I'm ok with this
that moment when youre making art in M&B warband and someone record you :D :D
Every single video I go on always starts with RAID SHADOW LEGENDS, god dam they are sponsoring everyone
Helping us put food on the table
Simo True dat their helping everybody
The siege is the best part of multiplayer
Man wtf is mount blade without people like you and kolfish...anyway.
I got roped into an ad. Well played, I am intrigued.
Next one : Mount and Blade Napoleonic Wars Multiplayer Experience
3:56 Mamelouk power 😂
10:43 dihorse? What s that simo? U invent a new word. :)))
De_Horse
FINALLY BRO THAT'S THAT
P.s 4:10 I love this sound
7:01 “JOJO...... YOUR A WEEB”
TheKreiken *you’re
Now this is wholesome content I enjoyed watching.
After hours of manual blocking practice in single player... 12 kills 67 deaths... Yay!
simo.. that wasnt nice chasing the fisty cups boi with a sword.
Wait moment... MORDHAU WAS MONT&BLADE MULTIPLAYER ALL ALONG!!!!
"Get out the way bitch, get out the way" hahaha