The Stupidest Game of UNO Ever
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- Опубликовано: 4 авг 2024
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The Stupidest Game of UNO Ever 
Игры
I love how the conversation slowly decays into caveman vs modern man for absolutely no reason
_rock words_
Me philosopher
CallMeRockson
I loved how it lasts for a solid 15 minutes of the stream
That bit went on for so long , i was fucking dying while watching the stream
Mmm babylon
"When you piss it's gonna feel like acid"
*furious sipping*
Giorno Giovanna
@@twocars7196 I think what makes this reply funnier is the fact I have never watched that show and understand this reply in literally no way
@@twocars7196 why have i seen this reply multiple times
@@beembamb cause jojo
*burps*
I can't tell if they're drunk or just reverting evolution.
Ducky both
Carson and josh don't even drink
Yes
Don’t you just hate it when you drink an energy drink and play UNO and end up reverting evolution?
Yes
The title should've been: "How to descend back to the Stone Age in just 17 minutes"
True story
ok kokichi
Rocc man eat buy mo rokk
9:42
@@portie323 facts
"rock bowl, with rock cereal and rock milk, it is all rock." and "ive evolved past rock munching." are too complex for me to understand
travis: trying to play the game
carson: CAVE MA N ROCK EA TROCK ROCKROCK ROCK ROCK
Grace M U said EA? Well unfortunately for u u have to unlock rock
You can slowly feel Carson’s brain becoming corrupted over the course of this video from the energy drink
What drink was he drinking
yerba mate in a can, it's a south American caffeine drink, I've seen the traditional way it's made, just hot water in a wooden cup of herbs that they drink from in a wooden straw.
@@metalicscraping2799 and thr can has has 150mg of caffeine which is ridiculous
@@noahgratz2725 Check out "Reign" drinks. 300mg of caffeine in each can. Theyre fucking great and they feel amazing
Do you want to know a horrible experience drinking 15 monsters in a row
“What is it like discovering fire for the first time? Come on, tell me.”
“ *AT LEAST I DISCOVERED FIRE, CAVE BOY* “
12:47
Mettaton NEO11 one of the most destructive comebacks i’ve heard ever
*_wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?_*
Noah West what about “your mom part 2”
@@yourmom283 where was that in the video?
This was started because Traves fell for reverse psychology
imagine being traves and having carson yell that your brain is literally bread for like a whole minute
props to poke for editing this vid so quickly, this livestream was last night and editing takes fukin forever, good job
Sucks he didn't add in all the funny threats the chat came up with. That was funny as hell
snekky snek yeah, that was great, but a few probably would have gotten him demonitized
@@Zand3rrr im pretty sure Carson is gonna get demonitised anyway lol
He was able to do it because of the drink
@@freddiewitt553 What were they?
"rock and morty on my rock tv"
this is one of my favorite videos on the internet just because carson and josh call each other cavemen for 6 minutes.
reRy Hey, I’ve found you. Someone who noticed rock and morty joke. You see, I watched the stream of this live on twitch.tv. Rock and morty was originally said as “me watch rock and mooty”, a message in the twitch chat. The author of said message was me. I am the rock philosopher. It is me who watch rock and mooty
@@realhighduck Hey, I've found you. The person who is the originator of the rock and *mooty* joke. You see, I watched this stream of this live on twitch.tv. I saw someone writing rock and morty and it was really funny. And then, Josh came in and stole your joke! What the hell? But at last, I have found the rock philosopher after 5 months. Have a good day, my friend.
@@lixunis Yes, and over these past 5 months, I have grown in philosophy, and humor. Because of this, I have come to forgive Josh of his crimes. He has surely suffered enough from the guilt of stealing my *top tier* joke live on twitch.tv for all to see. I only hope that he learns from this experience. I must now go on rock pilgrimage to find the meaning of my own rocky soul. I wish you only the best, my friend.
“shut up you virus” is my new favorite insult
Well now in 2020 its also very much valid!
@@twiinkk8170 nice.
Durr hurr [insert generic comment about the coronavirus] I em so funni
A lot of insults here and you take that one.
@@awsumsas Comedy
Carson is such a massive gamer that he got drunk from an energy drink
what energy drink is that
hydrochloric acid
@@belonzik5744 nice
The energy drink roofied him
@@leovazlobo1631 Yerba Mate
4:02
"stop slamming your foot into the ground travis"
*"I AM ANGER"*
seems legit.
:)
Video Title: "The Stupidest Game of UNO Ever"
Video: Carson getting drunk over an energy drink
17:05 “I W I L L G R I N D Y O U R B O N E S C H I L D” XD
i'm using that against my friends whenever talk shit
Arsenic The XD ruined it
april gillman XD
@@arsenic774 cringe
@@mrpuff505 Cronge
" Dude. I'll be fine. " that was the last time we heard from carson.
Carson:" I am a French philosopher"
Also Carson: "Voltaire? Tf is that?"
“Is that some Pokémon”
its a pokemon duh
i just started scrolling through the comments and, as soon as i read your comment Carson says it! lol
irony
17:07
Carson: *laughs*
-takes sudden brief pause-
Carson:... *wheeze*
11:53 - 17:45
Saving this for later
Ape man ape man ape man, ooh ah look at me I ape man
*I use club on dog*
“me get kidney stone is blessing from rock god” i think i died
634 likes and no replies
@@jakecount4791 i didn’t even know this had 634 likes lol
I feel like Carson’s energy drink was pure, unrefined, disease in a can.
What was it
@@lythadavis5097 yerba mate
No no, he was drinking rock
Yerba does alot of interesting effects
Alzheimers
When he said “rock,” I felt that.
Hugbox: It said on the thing it was like "increased risk of mouth, throat, and stomach cancer."
Jawsh: Increased risk of m o u t h .
Travis’s “wHyYyYy?????!!!!!”s towards any slight inconvenience are the highlight of my day.
Josh never brought up Carson's The Real Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson RUclips channel.
They both run it
"DuDe, I'Ll bE FiNe" next minute, we'll have to donate for Carson's brain cancer.
Let’s play suum uno
No one:
Me when someone call me gay in Minecraft: 17:05
Litterally 6 minutes of this video was carson and josh calling each other cavemen
Thats the quality content i subscribed for
It was a solid 15 minutes of the stream if I remember correctly
It was 12 minutes rounded out in the video
@@ashrmchls it was funny as hell either way 😂
i watched him stream uno for like an hour and i thought i was losing braincells but i was actually gaining them
Silence caveman, me engineer with big brain, shut up.
The Anal Atheist you rock head rock rock river caveman oo
i gained 27 chromosomes just by watching this video
@@nadaotk yes
walter
14:30, the one guy who is actually playing uno,
“Do you have a +4”
17:04 “I will grind your bones child”
i heard " i will blind your bones"
drinking game: take a shot every time the word “rock” was said.
You'd drain all the alcohol in the world before you'd come close to enough shots
I don't want to die thanks.
Thanks! going to try this now
Generic Cynic are you ok? Did you do it?
Take a sip of beer and you'll be drunk off your ass in seconds-
"I will grind your bones child" - Jawsh 2019
sounds about right
there is no text font that can express the pure sound of his voice in that snippet of malice
“At least I discovered fire C A V E B O Y “
“You’re the type of guy to ponder the question if pizza should remain employed because of the method in which it was cooked”
*wheeze*
“Dont deconstruct my joke in a molecular level Noah”
“ThE eNeRgY bUbBlEs ArE iN tHeRe” - jawsh 2019
What drink was he drinking?
@@stiffactual4151 A liquid.
@@stiffactual4151 yerba mate
@@stiffactual4151 pee pee liquid
Aren't*
This video should just be called,
Josh Getting Bullied For 17 Minutes Straight
Llama Meows and 45 seconds
I was your 200th like, I don't think anyone cares though. 😂😂
Trevor Martin I care
@@loudmouther Thanks man, thanks.
tbh every video with josh ends up with him being bullied the entire time
I love the solid 6 seconds of dead silence before they realize what happened 8:36
Im just gonna be for real, Carson you make me the fucking happiest person sometimes. Your content is awesome and always enjoyable. You revived minecraft from the depths of the epic fortnite realm. And I just want to say this, thanks step bro.
damn
i'm sorry, watch the rest of the lunch club they have similar humour
Imagine if callmecarsonLIVE done collab with callmecarson they are both my favourite RUclipsrs
BroMcSkillz that would be very epic indeed
They are both really good it's like they are the same person
I'm waiting for some retard to say ThEY aRE thE sAmE PERsoN.
Speaking of which, when is carson live?
ThEY aRE thE sAmE PERsoN
I never thought I would enjoy watching people call each other cave men rock munchers over and over for 8 minutes while playing uno
Carson: How does it feel discovering fire for the first time?
Josh: I don't know. At least I *DISCOVERD FIRE, CAVEBOY.*
"That's a false. You are not true man. I, am integrity" - Jawsh
I remember watching this, Ted took so long to join
I know that's why I kept watching
the rock jokes were so good
@@theadrenalin2016 bruh they went in for so long in the stream
funny, entertaining video that had me laughing out loud at points. really loved it.
Unsubscribed.
Funny take a aarrow
I can't tell if it's a joke or not.
Seems legit
KvKiivi honestly were dealing with the same thing, buddy.
hardog86 fuck
16:34 Me get kidney stone, is blessing from rock god
this was a very good video CallMeCunga. I enjoy playing 'One Rock' with my cave friends.
broke: CallMeCarson
woke: the official "the rock" youtube channel
haha this guy is great, he should be on SMPLive!!
He isss!!!
@High Head my wife left me.
Bo ter Ham woooosh
Mook Epic gamer moment am I right?????!!!!!🥂🍾🎮👤⚔️👤💼😥💰⛓⛓🕰😵😵.
THE END
Can anyone figure this EPIC STORY OUT.
pls I can’t see my family anymore
I'd love to see him steam Uno someday, that'd be funny.
I just had to deal with 17 minutes of jawsh calling Carson a caveman at 5 am
11:52 got me dead laughing and I was crying tears of joy I loved you guys (no homo)
Neko soul
People that are so fragile of their own status on the internet as to say “no homo” when making what is a minor comment about a video is absolutely inhuman to the point that you do not count as a living being in your own social circle.
no u
I need a compilation of Carson's thoughts getting stuck, making him repeat the same phrase over and over again. It makes me laugh so hard, I love it.
6:54
"What are you doing to me step brother?"
"Im putting the horses in the back"
*hmmm*
Poor traves trying to strategize the whole time during cave talk
"I want to see Jawsh's body steam rolled"
DIO:
jawsh is just a japanese dude with a ghost
Underrated comment
i was dying laughing during the stream and it was very late
*my dad beat me because of you carson*
KBGlitch I’m srry to hear that
Nice
KBGlitch nice
F
And your complaining about that
7:44 Why does traves sound like the scream sound effect from tom and jerry?
I legit thought it was at first
5:45
"you're the type of guy who would ponder the question of whether pizza would need to remain employeed because of the method of which it was cooked." get em noah. shattered.
Carson, Jack Black is playing Minecraft with PewDiePie, you must try to troll them gamer style
Edit: Carson should go to Area 51 so he can get Minecraft 2 from their secret bunker
Hell yeah
Yes
Yes
Yeah but its on Dlive
Gumzo The Gamer then he should just spam PewDiePie on Twitter with “you like dick and balls”
2:26
Carson will be a general at the Area 51 Raid with his diehard fans behind them. Together they hunt for Carson’s lost anime body pillow...
It was eating by that bean bag remember, he's after the resurrection machine
And a gamer gf
@@deffonotdio6751 The dakimakura-eating sleeping bag is going to show up as an entry on the SCP wiki and it is not going to be a good entry.
QuantumBlur but stronger
what do you mean? it’ll be the best scp, by far!
Carson I am offended: I made that horses in the back joke BY MYSELF and said it in confidence among friends, and now I feel like a fool and I am _MAD_
17:05
Romans when a baby was born weak
Carson: **takes his first sip **
*SO IT BEGINS*
Whenever the intro is “WaghrEEOOOwAAA,” I always expect Poke to be editing.
i miss this
back before these simple times got all complicated
@@Ursi_sadge
Carson I came from the stream just to say I hope you're alright, techno didn't get annoyed but it's clear his chat did and it's just because your sense of humour isn't the same as their's
I'm just worried
It was really disgusting watching the chat on Techos stream. It’s sad that a few immature kids cant handle Carsons humor even after Techo said to stop
Abby S It wasn’t all of the chat, and I wish for you to understand that.
Oofity Oof I’m aware it wasn’t all of the chat, it’s just that those few people who sent death threats and wouldn’t stop really disgusted me.
Even after Carson stopped streaming and some viewers (including me) went to techno's stream they were still being disgusting, they even had the audacity to say "Carson viewers sent fake death threats to start drama" which pissed me off even more
Also he tweeted 8 hours ago so at least we know he's alright
Is it just me or is CallMeCarsonLIVE also CallMeCarson?
let me know
yes
No, this is captainsparklez channel.
This channel belongs to the government.
This is a documentary on the slow decent into insanity, not callmeparkinsons silly child of RUclips rewind
Callmecarsonlive is his twin
*D A R S O N*
Angry Carson noises
11:44 when caveman speak start mmmmmmm good.
You have ooga booga arms
Alternate title: _Three cavemen bully Travis for 17 minutes_
This should just be renamed Carson plays Xbox Voice Chat
*Hey Carson, you like stones and rocks? Eh, maybe concrete too?*
Maybe flint also? Kidney stones?
6:28 and i shall say no more,
but this means Carson is into ____
Name of Video: The Stupidest Game of Uno Ever
Video: Rock
Be careful of Jazz Hands Carson, Wade over on Markiplier's channel broke his wrist doing jazz hands playing uno
Just imagine
Carson- what songs do you want me and jawsh to sing
*next video*
Carson and Jawsh go to americas got talent
Carl Wheezer this is not funny
@@lewismcclean6008 agreed
i hate you i did not laugh and you have ruined my life
i miss this so much...
Carson: Wait, it's all rock?
Jawsh: Always has been.
I swear he used a Traves roar for the intro...
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE "Ïm ğŐńÑa ĢŕĮņD ÝôŲr BöŇə§ ÇhİŁĐ" FOR DAYS TH A N K Y O U
(its at 17:01)
The captions for the Ïm ğŐńÑa ĢŕĮņD ÝôŲr BöŇə§ ÇhİŁĐ literally say [Music].
@@chaoticjusticedynmo4117 they do? OH MY DOF THEY DO
Uno really brings the unga boonga out of people..
History teacher: could you tell what historical event happened back in the renaissance
Jawsh: the guy painted
17:05 this moment made me laugh probably the most out of any callmecarson moment, and I have no Idea why
Carson wheres my uno card pack you know my mom will ground me if I dont get it back
Love you, Carson. Always will.
Yuck.
@@marbelsreyes5374 Fuck you too
@@AceAxolotl fuck you 3
fuck you 4
@@BUCHYEDITS Fuck you the Phantom Menace or New Hope?
The rock bit was a better press conference than both of the KSI v.s. Logan Paul ones
Pokay, more like Pogay
i wonder how many times that was used
Carson more like darson
Carson more like caveman
poke more like
poop
No One:
Not a single soul:
Carson: I LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY PUT A fOoT iN My AsS
I literally saw this comment when that happened!!😂😅
No
Alex Martin funny joke laughter’d lot
I said that once
not funny didnt laugh
0:32 : "Do not mix with Alcohol"
mfw i have been mixing Red Bull with Vodka for years🤨
Its cuz alc is a depressant and if u mix alc with caffeine u wont feel drowsy
@@HomemadeLean very true. Even more so with all the sugars.
I've been a huge techno fan since 2018 and I am so sorry that chat was acting how it was.
ive been a fan of both for a while too and i hated seeing his chat get like that, mainly because of how they misunderstood carson like that. the worst part to me is both carson and techno were chill were each other but they couldnt team anymore because his chat hated him so much
andrew they definitely could’ve still teamed. Every time techno went to talk with him Carson pretty much left. I’ve been following both of these people for over a year. xQc chat was also to blame
First 10 minutes: boring Carson video
Last 6 minutes: rock funny good content
Jonah Louque bruh don’t disrespect Carson like that
bro u kinda caveman tho
Bruh you being kinda cringe bro
Unga bunga rock
dude bro you sound like a little bit silly or something lol bruh
That fact that you called those random arranged characters *arabic* insulted me greatly.
Yet 2 seconds later I just shrugged and said outloud *I mean you’re not wrong*
His uno videos are amazing
ive watched this video four times since its been uploaded and its brought a smile to my face and made me laugh at the perfect times, its my favorite thing lol
I really love how RUclips now hides mid rolls so you don’t know if the person is monetized! Thanks RUclips for doing this instead of fixing everything wrong!
Half this video was literally calling eachother cave men.
9/10 would watch again
J Lasiter Made me want to eat some rock cereal with some rock milk
Why are Techno fans mad at this guy? I was watching Skeppy's stream so I haven't a clue, and Techno hasn't release the entire stream yet
It’s not all of the Techno fans, Carson was jokin around with Techno and trying to sabotage him(Techno knew it was a joke and he wasn’t mad about it). Some of the Techno fans who didn’t get the joke kept telling Carson that he was a bad person and they were threatening him and shit. Some of them were telling Carson to kill him self and really stupid shit like that. Carson felt bad even though Techno knew it was a joke and he quit MC Monday’s and ended his stream. I feel bad for Carson
Aww that's so sad...
Poke's editing makes me feel like I am having a fever dream, and it is amazing.
The lack of Rabbids Uno in this video is very disturbing. You should definitely bring it back.
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