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  • @aidanc4757
    @aidanc4757 3 года назад +245

    “He drank a full bottle of whiskey and died” “Lightweight”

  • @brianjones2919
    @brianjones2919 4 года назад +1034

    “I lost me bag.”
    “Have you said a prayer to St.Anthony.”
    Til this day he never fails.

    • @comrademod4503
      @comrademod4503 4 года назад +38

      Works in Croatia aswell. Every time I lost something my grandmother would give me the "pray to St. Anthony" look.

    • @rosamariamendoza1466
      @rosamariamendoza1466 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, you better believe it!!🙏😊

    • @sunnyroad5644
      @sunnyroad5644 4 года назад +11

      It works...

    • @ciaran6309
      @ciaran6309 4 года назад +7

      We still say around here. He always finds..

    • @MartinsGarage97
      @MartinsGarage97 3 года назад +9

      My mom always prayed to St. Anthony when she lost something, he never let her down.

  • @mrbrian826
    @mrbrian826 4 года назад +954

    You know you're Irish when a six year old Republic Of Telly video pops up in your Recommended.

    • @Liamkiernan59
      @Liamkiernan59 4 года назад +9

      I’ve never related to anything more in my life.

    • @Phil_2007
      @Phil_2007 4 года назад +3

      Spot on..

    • @thomasshelby2757
      @thomasshelby2757 4 года назад +2

      Well bai

    • @VAspeed3
      @VAspeed3 4 года назад +13

      I'm American, but this popped up in my Recommended. How ya 'splain that?

    • @RexusprimeIX
      @RexusprimeIX 4 года назад +3

      I don't recall being Irish. But who knows, maybe my great great great great grand-grandparents fled Ireland during the potato famine.

  • @alair9286
    @alair9286 7 лет назад +2940

    When it's 13 degrees in Ireland everyone comes out with shorts, t-shirts and sunglasses on. I wish I was joking.

    • @jamesm3080
      @jamesm3080 6 лет назад +100

      Yeah but we all look cool 😎

    • @atraxuswraithe6031
      @atraxuswraithe6031 6 лет назад +134

      Speaking as someone who lives in a country where the temperature regularly goes over 35 degrees Celsius in summer (AKA Australia) and who fucking HATES any weather over 15 degrees Celsius, that sounds like absolute heaven to me, man!!!

    • @justanotherviewer3686
      @justanotherviewer3686 6 лет назад +10

      Lol yeah!

    • @regandonohue3899
      @regandonohue3899 6 лет назад +30

      Fuckin' tell me about it (Singaporean). It's not as hot as Aussie, but it's humid as fuck. 29 degrees and still sweating my balls off.

    • @lukemmurphy795
      @lukemmurphy795 5 лет назад +18

      Regan Donohue The humidity's extremely high so 15°C Feels like 30°C abroad.

  • @java4656
    @java4656 4 года назад +364

    "Cathal, why're you late?"
    "I was on the piss, boss."
    "Alright. Work away."

    • @Casperdghost618
      @Casperdghost618 4 года назад +4

      Twud be alright wudnt it

    • @tph3475
      @tph3475 4 года назад +9

      This happens all the time in Newcastle, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @ElvisPresley68
      @ElvisPresley68 4 года назад +1

      That’s me on a Monday

    • @danid3533
      @danid3533 3 года назад +4

      @@tph3475 Australia too lmao

    • @The_Gallowglass
      @The_Gallowglass Год назад +6

      That's not a boss. That's a leader of men.

  • @ziva6245
    @ziva6245 6 лет назад +1513

    For everyone that isn't Irish...
    "Put the messages in the press" = 'put the shopping away'

    • @goodgirlkay
      @goodgirlkay 6 лет назад +18

      Z I V A Thanks

    • @acummins1072
      @acummins1072 5 лет назад +189

      I’m irish I’ve never heard that

    • @dubmait
      @dubmait 5 лет назад +42

      The_Boss107091 it's kind of dying out but my mam would say it

    • @oogabooga2454
      @oogabooga2454 5 лет назад +30

      born and raised in ireland and i've never heard that

    • @dubmait
      @dubmait 5 лет назад +7

      @@oogabooga2454 ye I mean it's not as common as it used to be

  • @johnpowers2921
    @johnpowers2921 3 года назад +309

    I worked with a fellow from Dublin who told me, “ two guys were involved in a fist fight going at it tooth and nail. The Angelous bell rang at noon. They both stopped fighting, blessed themselves, and once the bell rang again, resumed beating the crap out of each other” I can’t say it’s true, but I like to believe it is!

    • @tanjaloesch6629
      @tanjaloesch6629 2 года назад +12

      Only in Ireland! 👍🇮🇪🍀🎶💖🤼🌈🧚😆😆😆

    • @deaftone311
      @deaftone311 Год назад +3

      Seen similar happen in the army when reveille, retreat or taps is played during the day hah (we're supposed to stop and salute)

    • @Google_Does_Evil_Now
      @Google_Does_Evil_Now Год назад +5

      I thought that bell was at 6pm? You said midday. You're a liar!

    • @tanyaward4401
      @tanyaward4401 Год назад +1

      Of coarse it's true I'd do the same myself 😅😅

    • @regandonohue3899
      @regandonohue3899 Год назад +4

      @@Google_Does_Evil_Now ? The Angelus is said at noon

  • @VelcroKittie
    @VelcroKittie 3 года назад +151

    You know you're in rural Ireland when the bus route unexpectedly rolls out a brand new bus and the aul' ones come out with phrases like 'we won't know ourselves now'. These are the same aul' ones who come out with lines whilst waiting for the bus like 'ah sure if it was raining we'd be all soaking wet'.
    I don't expect anybody outside of Ireland to understand this.

    • @Animefreakess
      @Animefreakess 3 года назад +13

      Well what do you expect when the aul' ones have been brainwashed by the tyrannical reign of Bus Eireann?

    • @VelcroKittie
      @VelcroKittie 3 года назад +13

      @@Animefreakess The buses in Sligo are hilarious. They arrive when they want to, if at all. No notice of course. Depends on the mood the driver is in. It's like the Jamaican Republic of Sligo here.

    • @tuforu4
      @tuforu4 3 года назад +2

      Or oul ones saying i will die HAPPY knowing i have enough money for my Burial.

    • @tuforu4
      @tuforu4 3 года назад

      @@VelcroKittie you need watch LADY SAW from jmca.

    • @timesthree5757
      @timesthree5757 3 года назад +3

      Actually this sounds alot like hillbilly talk.

  • @tizwazz
    @tizwazz 10 лет назад +156

    Get up ta fuck!

  • @darraghspain8216
    @darraghspain8216 10 лет назад +675

    Forgot about the bottle of 7up when your sick

  • @kartel8844
    @kartel8844 4 года назад +283

    "Get up fer mass". Sent a shiver down my spine..

    • @1958Shemp
      @1958Shemp 4 года назад +13

      Lemme tell ya, my Slavic mother was a fanatic about attending Mass.

    • @jackbutler3133
      @jackbutler3133 3 года назад +2

      Thankfully have never heard that phrase from either of my parents

    • @weirdsciencethe2nd205
      @weirdsciencethe2nd205 3 года назад +9

      I nearly looked for my good shoes 😂

    • @romankotas448
      @romankotas448 3 года назад +4

      @@1958Shemp my Slavic father’s an atheist so we never really had that problem

    • @Madman-bb2nc
      @Madman-bb2nc 3 года назад +4

      My Family has alot of Irish Heritage so my dad Always wakes me up at 5AM for mass

  • @embojitsu8740
    @embojitsu8740 2 года назад +200

    You know you're Irish when you're on a foreign holiday and the look of relief and the big smile when the locals realise you're not English. (Sorry but it's happened loads) 😄

    • @Google_Does_Evil_Now
      @Google_Does_Evil_Now Год назад +6

      That's so true!

    • @derekmoran885
      @derekmoran885 Год назад +2

      People love the underdog.

    • @dannyd83
      @dannyd83 Год назад +2

      Touché 🇮🇪

    • @embojitsu8740
      @embojitsu8740 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@derek-press Give us back our six counties first. 😘

    • @embojitsu8740
      @embojitsu8740 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@derek-press Troll along now, Derek. I'm off out to meet friends. You enjoy your Sunday. 😁

  • @SK-yb7bx
    @SK-yb7bx 9 лет назад +91

    Glenroe on late on a Sunday night. As soon as the music plays "Fuck, I forgot my homework" Done that.

    • @DAGATHire
      @DAGATHire 9 лет назад +4

      Sean Kelly Same! It was on at like 7 or 8 in the evening i think. I died at that part. In fact i was thinking of homework as soon as i heard the music

    • @DashWinterson
      @DashWinterson 8 лет назад +2

      Hah Im American and I didn't get that one. Thanks for the explanation!

    • @yellowcougar18
      @yellowcougar18 8 лет назад +5

      +DAGATHire 8.30 in the evening...and most of the time you had to be in bed by 9...so the fear of God would go down your spine, as you started wondering if you'd forgotten Math, Irish, English, etc etc. I even start running through the list of subjects in my head when I hear that theme tune.

    • @TheMightyKinkle
      @TheMightyKinkle 8 лет назад +2

      Ah right. I wondered what it meant

  • @barcalkitty
    @barcalkitty 8 лет назад +307

    "bollocks,me homework" me every night lmao

    • @g.h7657
      @g.h7657 4 года назад +2

      Ill be your homework every night

    • @ICantSplel
      @ICantSplel 3 года назад +11

      @@g.h7657 What does that even mean, you fucking simp.

  • @StylishIrisman
    @StylishIrisman 3 года назад +109

    You know you’re Irish when you have any sort of pain growing up mammy said “they’re just growing pains”

    • @damianbarber6677
      @damianbarber6677 3 года назад +5

      Hahah so true

    • @ruth722
      @ruth722 2 года назад +1

      I'm irish and had really bad foot pain for a whole summer and was told they're growing pains 😂😂

    • @damianbarber6677
      @damianbarber6677 2 года назад +3

      @@ruth722 arthritis absolutely SPRINTS in my family Im 14 and I have really bad bone trouble and im told its growing pains 😂

    • @xg3m1n1xX
      @xg3m1n1xX 2 года назад +1

      And ya can fix any sickness with a pack of taytos and some flat 7up

    • @dangermouse6687
      @dangermouse6687 2 года назад +2

      So true. Flat 7up the cure for everything. "Nothing that a good night's sleep won't cure".

  • @jackmckee5274
    @jackmckee5274 6 лет назад +102

    You know your Irish when your bror shouts upstairs “your wanted”
    Scary shit

    • @StylishIrisman
      @StylishIrisman 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @inosukehashibira69
      @inosukehashibira69 2 года назад +1

      Absolute fear runs through my body when my little brother says "mammy wants you and she isn't happy"

  • @damenwhelan3236
    @damenwhelan3236 9 лет назад +171

    Mammy: "Im telling ya now!! if ive ta go up dem stay-urs!!
    Me:"It'd be a fucking miracle!
    **THUMP THUMP THUMP**
    Mammy: "I'll miracle ya, ya little shite ya!!

  • @shannonnorris9026
    @shannonnorris9026 8 лет назад +782

    IVE NEVER RELATED TO ANYTHING MORE THAN THIS OMG

    • @jakeomahony7461
      @jakeomahony7461 8 лет назад +2

      same

    • @lolipops3244
      @lolipops3244 8 лет назад +2

      same

    • @nicolerobertson8503
      @nicolerobertson8503 7 лет назад +10

      I'm Scottish and I relate to almost of these. The only one I don't is the woman what's for dinner cause if I did those tatties would have been rammed up my arse x

    • @bowekaya
      @bowekaya 7 лет назад +4

      Aye same here, a Scot as well....that one's a keeper to show me mammy.....lol....;-)

    • @ree3e717
      @ree3e717 6 лет назад +1

      (im a mcconnell so thats proof im irish)i stutter and its apart of my life so thats one.two, when i was younger I would call my dads and moms name until they stopped what they were doing to yell at me.three, ive had to say "yeah, oh really, cool, that sucks"SO MANY TIMES.fourth, you know what ill stop there

  • @cosmicsprings8690
    @cosmicsprings8690 5 лет назад +141

    The beautiful thing about the incredible Irish ☘️ people is their ability to laugh and laugh at themselves.. thank you well funny 😂

    • @rangersf.c4536
      @rangersf.c4536 3 года назад +6

      They have plenty to laugh at.😬😆😆😆

    • @rayjay324
      @rayjay324 9 месяцев назад

      @@rangersf.c4536yeah they’re laughing at how shit Rangers are

  • @sarafox2489
    @sarafox2489 4 года назад +62

    *Legend has it he’s still saying bye to his mother*

  • @Topnomad
    @Topnomad 8 лет назад +1315

    Was in Ireland the other day, saw a guy putting sun cream on his kid whilst it was raining. True story.

    • @excellentcollins
      @excellentcollins 8 лет назад +81

      Sounds like Ireland

    • @Topnomad
      @Topnomad 8 лет назад +30

      +Denise Petrie sunny with showers lol

    • @DAGATHire
      @DAGATHire 8 лет назад +67

      A sure if you don't like the weather in ireland... wait five minuets.

    • @jodieosulivan7539
      @jodieosulivan7539 8 лет назад +25

      ya, but it could be lashing rain one sec, then sunny the next, just a few days ago my dog was out enjoying the sun, then she was running for shelter from the hail I swear

    • @segoriskjohnny7916
      @segoriskjohnny7916 8 лет назад +10

      +Jodie O Sulivan yeah, your not safe from the Irish weather no matter what, the real eyebrow raiser is the fact sunny is even sold in this country..

  • @mogadishusneeze
    @mogadishusneeze 8 лет назад +867

    "One man likes Tayto and the other likes King,"
    Funny, but a little insensitive to the people watching that lost their loved ones during the whole Lyon's Vs Barry's riots of 1996. That all started off with just two men in a heated debate.
    No one in the affected counties has been right since. The mere whistle of a kettle boiling can induce the most horrific flashbacks.

    • @Slewlok
      @Slewlok 7 лет назад +9

      mogadishusneeze nice profile pic ,Liam Neeson in "The grey "

    • @mogadishusneeze
      @mogadishusneeze 7 лет назад +15

      Thats the one for sure brother :) Great ending in that movie. I see you went with the greatest Irishman ever to grace our island with the imprint of his foot.

    • @camdoyle4393
      @camdoyle4393 6 лет назад +22

      Can't even throw on the kettle anymore

    • @ronanc6324
      @ronanc6324 6 лет назад +12

      mogadishusneeze not to mention the thousands who were purged in the Perri show trials of the 70's

    • @darabradley5173
      @darabradley5173 6 лет назад +1

      mogadishusneeze my granda used to box him

  • @CopiousDoinksLLC
    @CopiousDoinksLLC 3 года назад +15

    "You know you're Irish when..."
    _isolated shot of some guy getting thrown out of a random pub onto his arse_

  • @lazylank
    @lazylank Год назад +6

    "Get UP!.......T'FUCK!"
    Caught me so off guard, I nearly pissed myself laughing!

  • @pleasantsimmer1509
    @pleasantsimmer1509 7 лет назад +87

    "Jeezuz thats a' fine lookin' tan ya have der"
    😂😂😂

  • @SilentEire
    @SilentEire 10 лет назад +68

    The glenroe skit was genius, brings back memories of Sunday nights

    • @hawkeyepierce12
      @hawkeyepierce12 9 лет назад +8

      that was the funniest skit for me... funny 'cause it's true!

    • @mickey2mccool
      @mickey2mccool 3 года назад +2

      Was 100% true in my case. I thought it was just me 🤣

    • @lisadoyle86
      @lisadoyle86 Год назад

      Totally true. You knew after glenroe it was time for bed.😂😂 on a Sunday night.

  • @chloeandgracevlogs6818
    @chloeandgracevlogs6818 5 лет назад +222

    You know your irish when your mammy has told you to "stop cracking your knuckles or you'll get arthritis"

    • @charlotte4112
      @charlotte4112 3 года назад +16

      I think all mothers say that tbh

    • @soulstorm8806
      @soulstorm8806 3 года назад +9

      You know your Irish when you say "Mammy" at all!

    • @scottnewton9370
      @scottnewton9370 3 года назад +2

      I say that to my lad up northern England

    • @charlesmaximus9161
      @charlesmaximus9161 3 года назад +5

      That's international. I'm American and my mother said that all the time. I don't know though, maybe that's where it comes from originally?

    • @fredericslimane
      @fredericslimane 3 года назад +5

      @@charlesmaximus9161 same in France!

  • @williamunderhill427
    @williamunderhill427 3 года назад +15

    "Woman, what's for the dinner?" 😂😂

  • @do1wo1
    @do1wo1 7 лет назад +60

    "Get up ...ta fuck "

  • @shanegallagher3524
    @shanegallagher3524 8 лет назад +2117

    You know ur irish when u were born in ireland

    • @bornready8157
      @bornready8157 8 лет назад +146

      no you know your'e ma and da and rest of your'e family are irish if a dog is born in a stable dont make him a horse so just been born in ireland dont make you irish yea understand lad

    • @1948DESMOND
      @1948DESMOND 7 лет назад +16

      how come poeple born in our oldest province are NOT called irish?
      they are called NORTHERN irish?
      are they somehow less irish that we here in the south?
      i mean, are there two irelands?
      i couldhave sworn that there was only one ireland but with two different departments if you like.

    • @bornready8157
      @bornready8157 7 лет назад +1

      +7542uyhgf5 yeaaa and everyone knows its true 👌

    • @user-gu9ff3jg4t
      @user-gu9ff3jg4t 7 лет назад +7

      What if one parent is Irish?

    • @shanegallagher3524
      @shanegallagher3524 7 лет назад +19

      +William Then your half irish

  • @ChrisPBacon-zf5gm
    @ChrisPBacon-zf5gm 6 лет назад +62

    I’m Irish and this is genuinely somewhat accurate

    • @bagel9542
      @bagel9542 2 года назад +2

      it's accurate you knob the actors are irish

    • @Google_Does_Evil_Now
      @Google_Does_Evil_Now Год назад

      @@bagel9542 how do you know his knob is accurate and that he used it on the actors?

  • @nigelswindles1129
    @nigelswindles1129 3 года назад +28

    you can tell the news is from America when they have Irish or Scots talking and they have subtitles LMFAO

  • @LeahWolfMSP
    @LeahWolfMSP 9 лет назад +254

    My mom spends half of her time on the phone saying Bye.

    • @venmxshadows
      @venmxshadows 9 лет назад +14

      Ye but you're not irish tho. Nobody in Ireland calls there mam "mom"

    • @LeahWolfMSP
      @LeahWolfMSP 9 лет назад +16

      venmxshadows Lol. You idiot. I'm from Kildare. Everyone here calls there mother Mom or Mam. But my cousins from Waterford call there mother Mum. And my cousins from Kilkenny call there mother mom or mum. It doesn't depend on what country you're from you dipshit.

    • @mrbranflakes11
      @mrbranflakes11 9 лет назад +5

      Leah Ackerman ;-; me ma spends half the fecking time chatting on the phone. Can't go anywhere with her either proper chatterbox. Me nanny is worse ah jaysus i went to meath street with her one time and be fecked if we went in at 9 in the mornin and did'n't leave the place till 5 the afternoon.

    • @edelhandmusic8628
      @edelhandmusic8628 5 лет назад +1

      Acc me cousins r from Kildale call their mam mam

    • @ryanfitzgerald7076
      @ryanfitzgerald7076 4 года назад +1

      I'm from Dublin and I say ma

  • @hornetobiker
    @hornetobiker 4 года назад +10

    Greatest documentary ever.

  • @lizziexbieberx44_
    @lizziexbieberx44_ 5 лет назад +77

    I am Russian but I live in Ireland my whole life I can relate to this so much 😂😂😂

    • @tiernanwearen8096
      @tiernanwearen8096 2 года назад

      @@pewdiepieisgay7345 don't be a clobhead

    • @lazylank
      @lazylank Год назад +4

      Doesn't that make you Irish?

    • @ManlyOBeeferton
      @ManlyOBeeferton Год назад +6

      Yeah I'd regard you as Irish.

    • @derekmoran885
      @derekmoran885 Год назад +5

      Sorry but you are one of us now!

    • @spiralrose
      @spiralrose Год назад +3

      Friend, you may be Russian by ethnicity, but you are Irish by culture… And it is our culture that makes us who we are, not our ethnicity

  • @crompazuzu6488
    @crompazuzu6488 2 года назад +10

    3:33 really hit home for me 🤣🤣

  • @davidmurphy8364
    @davidmurphy8364 7 лет назад +107

    The Glenroe thing is just perfect, Sunday evening and then it hits ye, fuckin brilliant.

    • @ciaranac
      @ciaranac 7 лет назад +4

      David Murphy panic stations ahh

    • @Kerri36982
      @Kerri36982 7 лет назад +5

      we all have been there lol

    • @ICantSplel
      @ICantSplel 3 года назад +1

      When Coming to America started playing on Paramount Comedy for me. Swear they played it every Sunday for about 10 years.

    • @69skobie43
      @69skobie43 3 года назад +3

      For years that theme music filled me with dread, ‘crap it can’t be half eight already. Right I better buckle down, after this........and the Sunday game of course’.

  • @bellei365
    @bellei365 9 лет назад +498

    going to england for ''another holiday'' jaysus

    • @paullytle246
      @paullytle246 6 лет назад +39

      Grainne 26+6= 1

    • @edthegoomba
      @edthegoomba 4 года назад +2

      @@paullytle246 I dont get your comment would you mind explaining?

    • @paullytle246
      @paullytle246 4 года назад +32

      @@edthegoomba 26 counties of the republic of Ireland +the six counties of northern Ireland(UK) will equal one United Ireland

    • @Liamkiernan59
      @Liamkiernan59 4 года назад +20

      Michael Eisenman Big fan of the Ivory Coast are ya

    • @Liamkiernan59
      @Liamkiernan59 4 года назад +20

      @@Irish381 Well Mr Irish American, please note that the Irish flag is green, white, and orange. The flag of the Ivory Coast is orange, white, and green.

  • @larryl3416
    @larryl3416 Год назад +3

    I was born in Sligo Town before emigrating when I was ten. This brings back memories 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stephenrafter1022
    @stephenrafter1022 3 года назад +5

    The Glencoe clip was so so true. I hated it because it was Sunday evening and had stupid school in the morning that I hated. Then I would remember my homework when the glenrow theme song came on. This was the 80s. Nightmare Sunday evening's lol

  • @EllenRoche1234
    @EllenRoche1234 8 лет назад +49

    I love the one where the guys had to shut up 'cause the guy was singing. It's true, in Ireland everyone in the pub needed to be quiet when someone is singing: it has something to do respect!

    • @dangermouse6687
      @dangermouse6687 2 года назад +8

      And it's a pain in the neck if you've gone out for a chat and someone stands up to sing, 22 verses later you're only ready to go home. And they usually can't sing🤣🤣🤣

    • @Google_Does_Evil_Now
      @Google_Does_Evil_Now Год назад +1

      Especially if it's some old slow dull song. You'll never hear them shushing the pub for a mad oul lively tune!

    • @lauralucy1
      @lauralucy1 Год назад

      Yessss!!! and you want the crack and laughs and everyone keeps sushing you!!! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣☘️

  • @almightytallestred
    @almightytallestred 8 лет назад +106

    I know I'm not Irish but this and the other Republic Of Telly material is some the funniest, smartest and simply best comedy I've seen in years. So happy I stumbled across this! :D

    • @XeaRae
      @XeaRae 6 месяцев назад +3

      This one is more of a documentary tbh. Can confirm all these convos happen daily.

    • @Zoe-dr5ps
      @Zoe-dr5ps 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@XeaRae😂😂😂😂

  • @rocketqueen7355
    @rocketqueen7355 4 года назад +28

    Im polish ,living in Ireland since 2006 and this is hilarious😂😂😂
    So true, spot on. Bye ,bye, bye,bye,bye,bye,bye

    • @qwopiretyu
      @qwopiretyu Год назад +2

      You got any traffic tickets?

  • @stephanieinnocentia1739
    @stephanieinnocentia1739 4 года назад +18

    Simply my husband, plus his family members, cousins, damn 100% accurate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheTradesmenIreland
    @TheTradesmenIreland 10 лет назад +318

    You know you're Irish when you come from Ireland

    • @maggiemoo9006
      @maggiemoo9006 7 лет назад +7

      thank fuck someone had the sense ta fucking say that

    • @dean4553
      @dean4553 6 лет назад +12

      shancake studios I love how whenever Irish people comment on a video with an Irish topic, they throw in an extra bit of Irish dialect to let other Irish know how Irish they are...
      Shpuds

    • @mcivor321
      @mcivor321 4 года назад

      Tell that to the ones on the shankill

    • @redpanda7967
      @redpanda7967 3 года назад

      But my great great great great grandfather came over to America during the famine

  • @orlakatecampbell2469
    @orlakatecampbell2469 5 лет назад +9

    Loved the two lads fighting over the crisps when they're both made by the same company😂😂

  • @GTiR23
    @GTiR23 3 года назад +5

    Being Welsh is exactly the same, just with a few different words used here and there!

  • @avidnongetit8710
    @avidnongetit8710 4 года назад +21

    Good night last night?
    Amazing!
    What'd you get up to?
    I can't remember?!
    😎

  • @somtimesIhateyou
    @somtimesIhateyou 11 лет назад +13

    I lived in Ireland for 3 years and you guys are awesome!

  • @indianagnr09
    @indianagnr09 9 лет назад +377

    As a Polish immigrant i gotta say this describes irish people sooo much :D Love ye all !

    • @quelaag3829
      @quelaag3829 8 лет назад +40

      ***** Ya bleeding eejit, polish are literally irish now, nuff said haii.

    • @GCS88
      @GCS88 8 лет назад

      ***** nah now its the IW's fault.

    • @LpsAngelMusic
      @LpsAngelMusic 8 лет назад +14

      Yeah I was 2 when I moved to Ireland from Poland, now I'm 13 😊

    • @potatoassassin2467
      @potatoassassin2467 8 лет назад +5

      +G11B you're not irish

    • @Joseph-mf3yi
      @Joseph-mf3yi 7 лет назад +6

      The Patriot don't even pretend that's not racism or ignorance

  • @kwc1138
    @kwc1138 3 года назад +5

    As a kid living in West Cork in 70s, we had two brothers who each had a farm split into two as inheritance.
    They did not get on and every time they got drunk (In our small village with 13 pubs) and ran into each other they ended up in a fist fight brawl and the local Garda was called to cool them off.

  • @JoeyJoeJoe1970
    @JoeyJoeJoe1970 2 года назад +3

    I'm a Yank and my father used to pull the "what was the reading from the Gospel about?" when I was away at college.

    • @Karl_with_a_K
      @Karl_with_a_K Год назад +1

      If you're name is Joseph Murphy then you're only on holiday in America. Is as Éirinn tú a chara. 👍☘️

    • @conlaiarla
      @conlaiarla 3 месяца назад

      😂 yet right ! ​@@Karl_with_a_K

  • @leeplays9370
    @leeplays9370 9 лет назад +93

    your dinner is ready go down for it and it not done another irish thing

  • @ThePilotPenguin1
    @ThePilotPenguin1 7 лет назад +31

    so fucking true. especially the one about the house selling for 400 quid and the recession. the one fighting over the crisps and the one about the homework. but they best is the prayer to saint Antony. i was raised on that. you have to leave a fiver to him as well is what i was told. the one about playing for county and all. its so true

    • @epicsnail14
      @epicsnail14 7 лет назад +5

      my mam found my granny's checkbook after she died and there was one made out to "st Anthony"

  • @mattfairbanks7621
    @mattfairbanks7621 6 лет назад +1

    Who are we waving at? The magpie😂😂
    Do you want to make county😂😂😂

  • @lickaun
    @lickaun 2 года назад +5

    Still the very best republic of telly sketch ever and the most accurate

  • @johnathanpeppard5840
    @johnathanpeppard5840 7 лет назад +29

    this is the truest fucking thing ever

  • @altantsetsegbayarsaikhan111
    @altantsetsegbayarsaikhan111 8 лет назад +52

    2:58 xD "Woman what's for dinner?"
    *potatos*

    • @roisss
      @roisss 7 лет назад +7

      Kirito Kadsuta SPUDS*

    • @jack8242
      @jack8242 4 года назад

      Thats y u never say woman or wife cos they do fuck all then

  • @emanonymous
    @emanonymous 4 года назад +5

    after seeing this i can recognize the irish roots in the humor of the television show letterkenny

  • @turbogigwoof2321
    @turbogigwoof2321 4 года назад +11

    The hardy bucks crew are very talented, I hope to see more from them

  • @charcoasian
    @charcoasian 9 лет назад +14

    the mammy in this is priceless lol

  • @marcknightly9677
    @marcknightly9677 10 лет назад +12

    Glenroe sunday night, bollox me homework, hits the nail on the head

  • @davidaxman
    @davidaxman Год назад +5

    I'm proud to say that I understood about one quarter of language and a third of the jokes. Ireland seems like an place on can visit.

  • @garybrockwell2031
    @garybrockwell2031 Год назад +2

    I love you boy's ❤️ love from LONDON 😍🇬🇧🙏

    • @morrigansraven
      @morrigansraven 3 месяца назад

      @msmissy6888 Not all of us do. The loudest anti-British voices are just a very vocal, online minority and impressionable people who've been fed a steady diet of Nationalist revisionism and propaganda. ❤

    • @morrigansraven
      @morrigansraven 3 месяца назад

      🥰 Right back at you!

  • @itsonlysound
    @itsonlysound 8 лет назад +114

    The post-mass interrogation was always terrifying. You had to look your Ma in the eye and make sure you'd corroborated your story with your friends/siblings. And also be careful when she asks you "Who did you see?" as it was always a trap. She'd been the night before.

  • @patuuuu
    @patuuuu 10 лет назад +28

    I live in Ireland for almost 2 years and I lived in England for 1 year, man.. Irish people are for sure the coolest people I ever seen, they are humble and at the same time, fighters for the country :) this kind of thought about Irish join Britain is so old fashion and simple minded people ;)

    • @derek-press
      @derek-press 11 месяцев назад

      30% of Brits ..are half Irish... you don't have a fecking clue

  • @Kr0nicDragon
    @Kr0nicDragon 4 года назад +3

    Ahh such a mysterious and beautiful land

  • @Itsallfun3000
    @Itsallfun3000 7 лет назад +11

    This is amazing. Being English but having had grand parents from Ireland I never realised how much of this I can relate to!

  • @lowkeydacey
    @lowkeydacey 7 лет назад +47

    i am irish and this explains me alot

    • @matthewrolfe23
      @matthewrolfe23 7 лет назад +1

      like passing out after "one" pint, not judging

    • @lowkeydacey
      @lowkeydacey 7 лет назад +1

      european empire nah, I'm more into vodka and I don't pass out XD

  • @mickkennedy1344
    @mickkennedy1344 7 лет назад +910

    You Know Your'e Irish.....When Your'e Not British.

    • @CathalYTM
      @CathalYTM 7 лет назад +6

      Mick Kennedy oooooooooooo

    • @fathersaltymccunty1763
      @fathersaltymccunty1763 7 лет назад +7

      Amen!

    • @shoutingintothevoid9157
      @shoutingintothevoid9157 7 лет назад +3

      Mick Kennedy I understand everything on this list.

    • @roisss
      @roisss 7 лет назад +5

      Mick Kennedy you're*

    • @mickkennedy1344
      @mickkennedy1344 7 лет назад +5

      Your right, of coarse, about the coma, I mistookenly putt it inn the rong plaice. :( .............................. :))

  • @user-Seb8969
    @user-Seb8969 4 года назад +15

    ".....yhea...yhea...yhea...yhea...yhea..."
    "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nawrasbalkan6911
      @nawrasbalkan6911 3 года назад

      Exactly my reaction...kept thinking that the weather and humidity gave the locals some kindda of breathing difficulty and worried for myself about how long exactly when im gonna start gasping for air like them

  • @steady747
    @steady747 3 года назад +3

    I worked in Ireland for 6 months and the neighbor boys fought with shirts off every weekend. There were always two boys fighting and one boy telling them "stop, you're lads, you're lads", it was awesome lol

  • @maskellmaolseachlainn6347
    @maskellmaolseachlainn6347 5 лет назад +4

    You Know You're Irish When... you watch this multiple times and think it's hilarious every time!

  • @melangellatc1718
    @melangellatc1718 6 лет назад +3

    Oddly enough, as a hard drinking American (bourbon), I picked up on most of this!!! Bravo!

  • @worldofaek2485
    @worldofaek2485 6 лет назад +2

    I love the tan bit I'm on holiday in Italy and from Ireland and I tell you I have a great tan 😂

  • @dejanbukvic4807
    @dejanbukvic4807 3 года назад +1

    Legend has it that your man on the phone still saying bye bye bye up to this day. 🤣🤣

  • @fight4good1
    @fight4good1 4 года назад +9

    Bollox, me homework! Bang on, and 'do you know your man with the head..' Re-living my youth here

  • @rustinstardust2094
    @rustinstardust2094 3 года назад +9

    Visiting Inishmore, we needed to find a cab. We asked around about where to find a cab driver and they told us to head to the local pub; that's where they usually hang out. If you're from Ireland this may not be a big deal, but in the US, someone who drives for a living who drinks before driving is just wrong. And yes, we found a cabbie who said he'd take us...as soon as he finished his drink. This is not a joke. This is Ireland. 💚🍺☘️🇮🇪

  • @cheefussmith9380
    @cheefussmith9380 3 года назад +6

    You know you’re from Ireland when you send this to the cousin who sent to you in the first place. 7 years ago

  • @xtra_krispy693
    @xtra_krispy693 Год назад +3

    I’ve lived in Ireland all my life and this only made me realise people don’t do or say these things any where else
    This video was relatable on a personal level

  • @SubjectRandom21
    @SubjectRandom21 7 лет назад +35

    The sudden appearance of potatoes made me laugh.

    • @roisss
      @roisss 7 лет назад +3

      eyquem21 SPUDS*

  • @MrBizteck
    @MrBizteck 5 лет назад +8

    Christ this is accurate.

  • @Jopast22
    @Jopast22 2 года назад +2

    8 years ago I watched this. Now here I am 8 years later watching it again.

  • @harbinger200
    @harbinger200 3 года назад +1

    Ahaha youtube just recommend this to me, and so much parallels between Ireland, Scotland and Serbia its astounding.

  • @Aleeeexx96
    @Aleeeexx96 11 лет назад +3

    This actually makes me cry everytime! So bloody true.. All of it...

  • @cassietad3178
    @cassietad3178 8 лет назад +138

    jesus i cant believe the kid in the red jumper is the viper

    • @mrmuscle4815
      @mrmuscle4815 8 лет назад +22

      fuck it is he? Jesus he is! hahaa!!

    • @kileve
      @kileve 7 лет назад

      I said the exact same!!!

    • @eyeballpaul700
      @eyeballpaul700 7 лет назад +2

      What?

    • @colmanjoyce5791
      @colmanjoyce5791 7 лет назад +1

      Cassie Tad seekersseeker
      Seekers

    • @joegriffin7914
      @joegriffin7914 6 лет назад +3

      FUCKIT!!!! HAHAHA, I didn't realize that till I saw your comment XD

  • @Garthdon
    @Garthdon Год назад +1

    Am in Cork. Saw two guys fighting in the street, their mates steering everyone away from them including myself as we walked past. "They're cousins" was the only thing they said. Later on, was waiting outside a chipper, and the two walk past arms around each other saying they were best mates. Love Ireland.

  • @WORLD8NSH5KNIGHT1
    @WORLD8NSH5KNIGHT1 4 года назад +33

    I am Northern Irish/British but i've always respected our neighbour's sense of humour. Witty, self-effacing, astute.
    Respect

    • @Daisy-ct3nh
      @Daisy-ct3nh 4 года назад

      Give over.

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 3 года назад +4

      You mean you're from Britian and you moved to NI. Otherwise you'd be Irish.

    • @ArrogantLoop
      @ArrogantLoop 3 года назад +1

      Fuck off to England and give us back our counties

    • @oisinocionnaith5809
      @oisinocionnaith5809 3 года назад +3

      You can’t be both

    • @silvercapella6952
      @silvercapella6952 Год назад +3

      @@oisinocionnaith5809 You can, I am! Dual citizenship and proud! One parent Irish other English! I have allegiance with both countries!

  • @Eeeper
    @Eeeper 11 лет назад +3

    Jesus, I am always frightened by how on the ball Republic of Telly is when they try. The mother character and Glenroe pieces were scarily true to life.

  • @KevinGenocchi
    @KevinGenocchi 7 лет назад +7

    I live in Ireland and I can tell ya..the video is 100% accurate.

    • @connerscon
      @connerscon 4 года назад

      yep, thats irish women alright

  • @atraxuswraithe6031
    @atraxuswraithe6031 7 лет назад +5

    Seeing a lot of similarities between my mum's family and this video. And we live in Melbourne, Australia!!! Admittedly, Mum's family is originally from Ireland and Scotland, but they came out to Australia back in the 1840s, because of the Famine. Still, it's fucking uncanny!!!

  • @panzer1364
    @panzer1364 6 лет назад +3

    Every bit of this is actualy spot on, so funny. Tayto vs king had me in stitches.

  • @horsemoorey
    @horsemoorey 10 лет назад +53

    every irish person knows joe duffy

    • @diarmuidslattery
      @diarmuidslattery 5 лет назад

      BambiKittens shit yeah

    • @joshdaniels7305
      @joshdaniels7305 5 лет назад

      Joe Duffy the man himself

    • @jack8242
      @jack8242 4 года назад

      Bai god they do

    • @jaqian
      @jaqian 4 года назад +1

      Are you sure you are Irish? No such person as Joe Duffy. Are you mixing him up with Jooooooooooooe Dufffffffffffffffffffffy?

  • @damenwhelan3236
    @damenwhelan3236 9 лет назад +34

    in my house
    Mammy: "did ya say a prayer to saint anthony?"
    Me: "Anto!! ya thieving bollix!! where's me bag"
    Mammy **SLAP!!!**

  • @p_Hak
    @p_Hak 5 лет назад +56

    "Yeah, summin like france won that game of rugby yesterday"
    "Why's that important?"
    "THEY BEAT ENGLAND!!!!"
    "WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

  • @chrisnewtownnsw
    @chrisnewtownnsw Год назад +1

    I'm aussie with ancestral roots in Ireland. After seeing this i think i'll have to pay Ireland a visit.

  • @colummccrudden101
    @colummccrudden101 6 лет назад +6

    Why do i find the Glenroe scene so fuckin hysterically funny?????

  • @tabbniamh7810
    @tabbniamh7810 7 лет назад +3

    Omg so relatable 😂 Especially the "bye bye bye" thing 😂

  • @StevieObieYT
    @StevieObieYT Год назад +3

    He drank a bottle of whiskey.
    And now he's dead...
    Pffft... Lightweight 😂

  • @camdoyle4393
    @camdoyle4393 6 лет назад +64

    You know you're Irish when being Irish is deadly