How to Beat the BIG AZZ SNAKE in MEGABOA

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @NerdExplains
    @NerdExplains  Год назад +58

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  • @asasas9146
    @asasas9146 Год назад +497

    The most surreal part is how selfless this guys are. Like, i get they want to save their professor leg, but the second one person dies they should've called the expedition off. His leg is not worth all his students lives.

    • @suyogyakarki5417
      @suyogyakarki5417 Год назад +30

      Classic lazy writing. They do so because the writers can't find a decent reason for them to stick longer so they can run the boa movie

    • @jdogzerosilverblade299
      @jdogzerosilverblade299 4 месяца назад +2

      selfless is not the correct word. stupid or clueless is. or just having 0 self preservation instincts.

  • @amberg3893
    @amberg3893 Год назад +160

    Considering the look of that "jungle" I would walk maybe 100 feet to find the resort or campground manager who's setting up all those neatly groomed trails.

  • @dnache7553
    @dnache7553 Год назад +295

    I’m not a spider expert but the spider that came out of the shoe looked a lot like a orb weaver. Which has a venom potency of a bee. Unless you’re allergic it’s not fatal. Also orb weavers stay in their web mostly and are unlikely to crawl into a shoe.

    • @brandonjobe4683
      @brandonjobe4683 Год назад +41

      I study spiders so you’re right

    • @Deathcat09
      @Deathcat09 Год назад +63

      Yeah, but it's a hollywood spider. Even a Hollywood Daddy Longlegs is fatal XD

    • @ninjadayzier1521
      @ninjadayzier1521 Год назад +2

      Your right

    • @Shadowstriker2018
      @Shadowstriker2018 11 месяцев назад +7

      @decimusvitae The bigger the scorpion the less deadly it's venom is

    • @fumeking701
      @fumeking701 10 месяцев назад +9

      I study feet so you are right

  • @johnny-brings-a-good-point
    @johnny-brings-a-good-point Год назад +49

    9:05 "Oh, you thought I was cheering on for Team Human in this situation?" Damn 😅😂

  • @deepprakash4841
    @deepprakash4841 Год назад +55

    10:12 !! DON'T elevate the leg ! If you get bitten by a venomous animal, position it below the heart as much as possible. ig it was an accidental slip of tongue but need to put it out there , this is life/death issue irl

  • @thatghostieboi8312
    @thatghostieboi8312 Год назад +887

    Every time I watch these types of movies I always root for the animal trying to snack on the victims

    • @marlonbarrett9986
      @marlonbarrett9986 Год назад +19

      Soo true

    • @Sombodydumb
      @Sombodydumb Год назад +73

      Makes sense tbh you kinda root for the killer/monster to win when the characters are idiots

    • @Shapeless-ce7zq
      @Shapeless-ce7zq Год назад

      Same. If you're dumb enough to fuck around a vicious mutant man eating animal then you can feed it lol

    • @Ilanca_with_a_C
      @Ilanca_with_a_C Год назад +24

      Same, unless it's a kid or another animal being hunted

    • @magnarcreed3801
      @magnarcreed3801 Год назад +15

      @@Ilanca_with_a_C
      Only won’t if it’s another animal. Rather watch kids get eaten.

  • @GuidingLightDogs
    @GuidingLightDogs Год назад +170

    I love that every time he says Joaquin he pronounces it differently 😂

  • @MonkeyBoy-sd9vc
    @MonkeyBoy-sd9vc Год назад +275

    Just imagine nerds search history. Guy is definitely on several international and domestic watch lists

  • @xlx4248
    @xlx4248 Год назад +51

    The “It’s Not Very Effective” made me laugh! 😆

  • @zacharyjoy8724
    @zacharyjoy8724 Год назад +71

    When the protagonists are idiots, a few wise words come readily to mind: “Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.”

  • @TheOddityFair
    @TheOddityFair Год назад +95

    The funniest part here? That spider looks like it was based off the Golden Orb-Weaver. While large & venomous, said venom doesn’t affect humans. (The most that he could expect is some mechanical damage at the bite site.) Of all the spiders on this planet, they chose one that’s not dangerous to humans as the model.

    • @Shadowstriker2018
      @Shadowstriker2018 11 месяцев назад +2

      The orb weaver spiders wenom is like a bees you'll live with little to no issues

  • @rjshadow4321
    @rjshadow4321 Год назад +45

    I was always told to check my shoes while camping and that was just the woods in town not a rain forest where everything will kill you and hours at minimum from help.

    • @rooplespooples
      @rooplespooples Год назад +5

      as an Aussie, it's instinctive to (1) beat the shoe on the ground, followed by (2) stamping on the toe area in order to clear out any spoders.

  • @SinSinny
    @SinSinny Год назад +75

    Surprised no one in the comments pointed how the plot of this movie is almost beat for beat the same as Anaconda 💀 even down to the orchids they have to find and them being surrounded by deadly snakes EDIT: found the person 😂😂

    • @kingofkards1110
      @kingofkards1110 10 месяцев назад +8

      It goes even further, no one mentionted that boas are constrictors they aren't venomous

    • @DarandomDuD
      @DarandomDuD 8 месяцев назад

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

  • @How__
    @How__ Год назад +31

    This movie gives me sharknado vibes and I'm here for it.

  • @YorksRS
    @YorksRS Год назад +12

    You know it's going to be good when nerd has called the protagonists morons within 30 seconds of the video

  • @NekoKuro-il8rz
    @NekoKuro-il8rz 4 месяца назад +2

    "Well one down, 6 to go. Oh, You thought I was cheering on team Human in this situation?"
    *Cuts to the Joker laughing*
    "Normally yes, thousand percent, but as you'll come to find out, these people *belong* here" My favorite quote from this whole video

  • @cielargent
    @cielargent Год назад +12

    You point out something interesting in this video.
    It's common to have human villains trying to capture the monsters alive in this kind of films, but it's impossible for most of them to succeed in spite of the intervene of protagnists.
    For example, in the film Anaconda, the villain tried to capture the anaconda with a net. Even if the anaconda didn't broke free like what happened in the film, how could the villain transport that giant snake without equipements or companions? He was a strong man, but I don't think he was strong enough for that.

  • @TheNorthernWall
    @TheNorthernWall 11 месяцев назад +3

    I think this is my favourite Nerd Explains video yet. Had me in stitches the whole way through!

  • @GraveKommander
    @GraveKommander Год назад +35

    It's more fun to watch the movies on your channel than just the movies, ngl :D

  • @arcanesunku
    @arcanesunku 10 месяцев назад +4

    The only good way to learn CS outside of school is to use books, so if you want it for cheap I'd suggest learning how to pirate books. I mean this with 100% sincerity.

  • @jailhousephilosopher3309
    @jailhousephilosopher3309 Год назад +9

    That squeaky toy sound effect was the funniest!

  • @creativesinsanity2112
    @creativesinsanity2112 Год назад +6

    If ark had taught me anything, it’s that giant snakes have crazy headshot multipliers…soooo

  • @SongBird567
    @SongBird567 Год назад +11

    This movie sounds very similar to Anaconda: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid
    I’m assuming it is a copy cat
    Still, the video is very entertaining

  • @Goku-bn1lo
    @Goku-bn1lo Год назад +1

    bro i love your vids so in-depth dawg like keep up the great work

  • @trevorday7923
    @trevorday7923 Год назад +4

    How would I beat the snake and rescue the humans? Well.... I wouldn't, but in the alternate universe where they're NOT cripplingly stupid, my proposal would start with: "After the fallout has settled, the fires have died down and the satellite images show the radiation isn't too bad..."

  • @rebekahscheu4245
    @rebekahscheu4245 Год назад +18

    Wow, youv'e been coming out with a lot of these lately, keep up the good work!

  • @GHOST-ok6cr
    @GHOST-ok6cr 10 месяцев назад +2

    Why is there a Tennis Ball in the shot at 8:19? Did they cover a weapon with it? Was it edited in post over a mic? I dont get it

  • @jackslash9403
    @jackslash9403 Год назад +4

    That's not a normal danger noodle, that's a danger POOL noodle.

  • @kevinjohnson3000
    @kevinjohnson3000 7 месяцев назад +1

    She Literally Was Holding The Phone Upside Down. 😂🤦🏽‍♂️ 18:05

  • @austinclements8010
    @austinclements8010 Год назад +8

    its simple, get a giant mongoose 😎

  • @SavannahCummings-Garcia
    @SavannahCummings-Garcia Год назад +8

    Can u do one of these vids on FALL (2022)? It is one of those "People get stuck in deadly scenarios and need to survive" kind of movies. I thought it was a fun movie and would like to see a how to beat video on it.

    • @How__
      @How__ Год назад +1

      "How to Beat" Did a good one on fall, you might like that, as well as "Binge xPress" but I preferred How to Beat's

  • @jarrodmckiernan6677
    @jarrodmckiernan6677 Год назад +7

    10:14 As an Australian, please never do this! elevating a snake or spider bite will help the venom travel through your body.

    • @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951
      @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 10 месяцев назад +1

      I love that your qualifications are "Australian" and the rest of us are like: valid 😂

  • @elijahlivingston9477
    @elijahlivingston9477 Год назад +1

    15:58 Great edit😂😂😂

  • @dragonnija1714
    @dragonnija1714 Год назад +10

    Did the people who named this movie forget that there is already a name for a big ass boa or did they just think it wasn’t cool enough

    • @itsmxtwist
      @itsmxtwist 10 месяцев назад +4

      With how inaccurate there info here here I doubt they know about the titanaboa, which is the largest know snake to the fossil record

  • @cptjockitch
    @cptjockitch Год назад +23

    This movie gives anyone whos taken 5 hours of photoshop classes hope they can make a movie.

  • @gamingroo762
    @gamingroo762 Год назад +1

    Some plants do help with healing at least in Australia this much porbs not

  • @TheRagingBrownie
    @TheRagingBrownie Год назад +3

    9:00 - 9:14 LMFAOOOOO

  • @jymyrionwashington6849
    @jymyrionwashington6849 11 месяцев назад +1

    Never see this movie before.

  • @zzainab6161
    @zzainab6161 Год назад +2

    It always do be the archeological digs, don't it?😂

  • @andrewusher3776
    @andrewusher3776 8 месяцев назад

    I laughed so damn hard at the squeaky hammer sound when she threw the weapon
    XD

  • @qa377
    @qa377 5 дней назад

    Snake stomach juices are acidic enough to dissolve bone; if they regurgitate a meal, the acid can hurt the inside of their esophagus, meaning the snake will usually wait to help a bit and produce more stomach acid before trying to eat anything else.

  • @nightstepstation7189
    @nightstepstation7189 Год назад +2

    Unfortunately, snakes really can infact survive without a head for minutes to a couple hours, the head can still jolt around, bite and attack, and even inject venom

  • @MellowMutant
    @MellowMutant Год назад +2

    Love the narration humor 😂😂

  • @justing7490
    @justing7490 4 месяца назад

    I love a movie where the writer figured out how to have Eric Roberts only have to be on set filming for 1 day, and the rest of the movie is a bunch of unknowns running around the woods for a couple weeks of filming

  • @doozydoge1053
    @doozydoge1053 Год назад +1

    I love these movies! More of these please!!!

  • @dylansullivan380
    @dylansullivan380 Год назад +2

    That’s crazy, that carribean island looks a lot like a Floridian forest from the ground…

  • @Salvador_but_he_plays_gd
    @Salvador_but_he_plays_gd 9 месяцев назад

    15:59 made me laugh extremely hard

  • @RealityArtPod
    @RealityArtPod 10 месяцев назад

    its so funny how you say waa quinn different every time hehehe

  • @Musicbrowser01
    @Musicbrowser01 Год назад +5

    It also would’ve made sense to try and administer the sedatives to different points of the body. That way, parts of the body would be sedated and the creature would have to drag essentially dead weight. I’d still administer this after getting back an hour after the first dose. It might not kill the snake, but it would slow it down tremendously.

  • @DizzykiwiNZ
    @DizzykiwiNZ Месяц назад

    @5:09 at it's fastest necrosis takes a few days to develop

  • @wizardmari3497
    @wizardmari3497 Год назад +1

    Nice video

  • @rigdigwus
    @rigdigwus Год назад

    where is the clip at 6:03 from with the kids getting their hand amputated?
    i'm pretty sure I've seen it before

  • @getkris5438
    @getkris5438 Год назад +1

    The entire outside world will happily use your shoes for cover. How the heck did he not know to shake his boots?

  • @tattedupluv
    @tattedupluv Год назад +1

    Haven't seen graphics this bad since Mortal Kombat: Annihilation lmao 😆😆😆

  • @GODEDITS-W
    @GODEDITS-W Год назад

    Video before this i didnt like but this video hits the spot its awesome

  • @MimikyuCookie
    @MimikyuCookie Год назад +2

    Some snakes’ heads can still bite with their heads detached, but it’s not alive just muscle contractions or something.

    • @annoyedshedevil
      @annoyedshedevil Год назад +2

      Because of their slow metabolisms a snake's head can actually survive after decapitation for up to an hour

    • @MimikyuCookie
      @MimikyuCookie Год назад

      @@annoyedshedevil neat

  • @alexpayne5914
    @alexpayne5914 Год назад +1

    Plant "guarded" by some Godzilla supersnake? Well, sorry about your luck, Doc.

  • @Thevlid3
    @Thevlid3 Год назад +6

    Could you please do a “how to beat” video on a movie called “attraction” or it’s second part? It has cool alien water benders and giant space ships capable of deep faking , controlling mass media and framing people for domestic terrorism. And it has a cool revolution and a government corruption scheme.(It also has a cool underwater scene).I am asking for the one hundred and eleventh time and will continue asking.

  • @rc59191
    @rc59191 Год назад +10

    American Soldiers and Marines have reported seeing something very similar to a titanboa during deployments to Central and South America.

    • @avaphynx
      @avaphynx Год назад +1

      I believe it, there's been videos of incredibly large snakes being found. It was a matter of time.

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 Год назад +1

      @@avaphynx ya dude I've seen a few of those it's insane especially that one story where a suspected titanboa struck out and almost hit a plane.

    • @avaphynx
      @avaphynx Год назад +1

      @@rc59191 the pilot who took the photo of the 50 ft snake in the Congo. I believe it was 1959, it's frightening because the photo was proven true.

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 Год назад +1

      @@avaphynx no joke it would not surprise me if that thing and that dinosaur named something like mokele membe is still wandering around there. If there's any hidden extinct species left in the world that's definitely one of the top spots I'd start looking.

  • @dreadlock7604
    @dreadlock7604 Год назад

    I wasn't in the middle of the jungle or even anywhere near it n I had a scorpion crawling into my boots but luckily I always check my shoes, socks and pretty much anything I'm gonna be wearing for bugs, creatures hiding inside and yes I found the scorpion and took it as a pet 😅

  • @seangross5057
    @seangross5057 10 месяцев назад

    If you had an option to making any type of monster movie, how would you do it and what would be the monster

  • @devilsmessanger
    @devilsmessanger Год назад +5

    where are you finding all these B movies ?

  • @MichaelSpikes-pv6kl
    @MichaelSpikes-pv6kl Год назад +1

    Awesome movie review

  • @Neo-bd9dk
    @Neo-bd9dk Год назад

    Nerd Explains, you usually cheer on the bad guys.

  • @sharkchaos5160
    @sharkchaos5160 Год назад

    Great video.

  • @datenshisekai
    @datenshisekai Год назад +5

    I legit made an inhuman laughing noise at the squeaky noise that seriously is the most hilarious part.
    Also looks like Megaboa is basically Anaconda 2, same animal antagonist, same sort flower the group is questing on. The spider bite. Dunno if MB or Ana2 spider is more accurate. The mere fact there are spideys with such potent venom out there in the rain forest..... Just brrr

    • @leonhaynard5565
      @leonhaynard5565 Год назад +1

      At least Anaconda 2 was an actually cool movie

  • @acbryant6606
    @acbryant6606 Год назад

    "Two" a movie about 2 people getting stitched together in some messed up science project. Kinda like a tame human centipede

  • @michaelhowell2326
    @michaelhowell2326 Год назад +1

    Anyone who goes into the forest without some form of equalizer is begging to learn about the food chain first-hand.

  • @wutthabuck8772
    @wutthabuck8772 Год назад +1

    Hey Nerd quick question & its not a backhanded one, do u & How To Beat work together or is it just the algorythm ? Just asking cuz yall always upload same days lol

  • @stellar--.
    @stellar--. 8 месяцев назад

    "Wah-Kin" 😭😭😭

  • @SILLYSHARK-art
    @SILLYSHARK-art 4 месяца назад

    12:37 it’s not but they have it sort of wrong the head and body while flail around and some cases have bitten someone but after a few minutes the death shakes stop

  • @krispyykatana5516
    @krispyykatana5516 Год назад +3

    Where do you find these movies 🤔

    • @rebekahscheu4245
      @rebekahscheu4245 Год назад

      A lot of these look like they came straight from Syfy. Probably can be found on streaming sites too.

    • @bigtone231
      @bigtone231 Год назад +2

      Probably tubi lol

  • @mentkansleyunitedstatesgov6364
    @mentkansleyunitedstatesgov6364 11 месяцев назад

    thats an orb-weaver spider if im not mistaken and those are not dangerous to humans they just look kinda creepier than your regular spider

  • @DizzykiwiNZ
    @DizzykiwiNZ Месяц назад

    @6:00 I don't think I'd trust chewing tobacco n an orchid to cure severe rapidly spreading necrosis...

  • @joeyb7408
    @joeyb7408 4 месяца назад

    Not the squeak toy 🤣

  • @bryantwasnthere
    @bryantwasnthere 9 месяцев назад

    This may be one of the most horrendous pieces of medias I’ve had the misfortune of witnessing online

  • @Silvershield88
    @Silvershield88 10 месяцев назад

    the squeaky noises are f*cking killing me man xD

  • @pikminscool
    @pikminscool 8 месяцев назад

    ya know, maybe the gang could have searched for another flower tree? perhaps one without snakes

  • @Austinpowers7801
    @Austinpowers7801 Год назад

    I find it funny how his voice starts to get more annoyed at the victims in the movie im each new video🤣🤣

  • @UzumakiNaruto-le4zj
    @UzumakiNaruto-le4zj Год назад

    Angry noodle go boom haha

  • @JAEUFM
    @JAEUFM Год назад

    Okay, release your Mega King Cobra at the Mega Boa, Kings eat other snakes after all.

  • @joak9992
    @joak9992 Год назад +1

    "Who the h__k doesn't shake their boots out after leaving them out all night?"
    Who leaves their boots outside the effing tent?

  • @stevegiordano7544
    @stevegiordano7544 Год назад

    Joe-Quinn 😂

  • @NathanHighgate
    @NathanHighgate Год назад

    Requesting How to Beat: Chernobyl Diaries

  • @Everlucky_Clover
    @Everlucky_Clover Год назад

    yeah im prolly NOT taking my shoes off when i nap in a tropical forest....... and if i do imma put lotsa rocks in em to prevent things from crawling into them.

  • @keithwhite8091
    @keithwhite8091 Год назад

    Are they really trying to fight Titanaboa? In a documentary it was estimated that it was capable of crushing a cow skull in its coils with ease. Though it was supposed so heavy that it could only live in or near water.

    • @itsmxtwist
      @itsmxtwist 10 месяцев назад

      It likely spent a lot of its time in water like the green anaconda, the heaviest extant species of snake and the largest species in the boa family. Which it’s in the same family as

  • @IWrenfitness
    @IWrenfitness Год назад

    Where do you find these movies

  • @oliverandrews3649
    @oliverandrews3649 Год назад +1

    I wonder if there will be a ridge wallet ad in this video ?

  • @hoodrichml611
    @hoodrichml611 Год назад

    He said “elevate the legs”. The leg with poison on it? Lol

  • @parkermartin8308
    @parkermartin8308 Год назад

    nerd, could you make a video on horror tv series one day?

  • @Fairlypassive
    @Fairlypassive Год назад

    Wah-keen my guy. Jesus lol

  • @dominickalba1103
    @dominickalba1103 9 месяцев назад

    A snake can actually still attack and bite even if you take its head off from as low as a few minutes to up to a few hours

  • @the_fox_writter
    @the_fox_writter Год назад

    I’m playing devils advocate for Joaquin. The tranq bolts make sense for poaching this animal. Because they wouldn’t have taken the adult, they would’ve taken the obvious babies that were on the tree the whole movie. Poachers rarely go for the adults and instead for kids cause it’s easier to control a smaller version of the animal

  • @RoarOfWolverine
    @RoarOfWolverine Год назад +2

    It kind of ruins the suspension of disbelief when the CGI is so horrible! I know it’s low budget and all, but if the low price CGI is no better than some CGI from the 1990s, it would be better off to come up with a different story that doesn’t require ILM quality CGI to make the story half believable.
    Some of the best suspense movies were made on a low budget. The kind of movies that the directors knew had little money or was made before the advent of CGI animation. Movies like John Carpenter’s The Thing or his original Halloween. James Cameron had very little money to make the first Terminator and the only technology available for robots and stuff was the old Ray Harryhausen stop motion animation, so he kept those scenes to a minimum.
    Spielberg realized early on that the mechanical shark didn’t work half the time and looked kind of clunky when it did, so he limited the amount of scenes using the shark and the movies better for it. I think that the floating barrels were scarier than the actual shark anyway. Let the audience’s mind cook up what’s hidden in shadows. Many times , the audience cooks up a much scarier creature than the animators could anyway.
    This is when low budget film makers have ideas that are far beyond their budget. The kind of effects this movie required to be believable would have been on par with some of those over budget Disney films, and just like those films, the story is not good enough to warrant such a budget. Special effects alone can’t make a good movie, but they can enhance a well written story.
    A really good and unique story can have weak effects and still be great, but this isn’t one of those movies. If you’re going to go with bad effects, you have to make them real bad, like that Birdemic, which made back ten times it’s budget because it was shot for about $10,000, but looked more like it was shot for about $1,000. It was so bad that it was funny, especially since the producer really thought that he made a masterpiece, not realizing that his movie was being laughed at, sort of like the movie The Room.
    If you’re going to go bad, you have to go all in and make it look like a cartoon, but act like you think it’s great. This movie had a rehashed story we’ve all seen a thousand times, with nothing unique or no surprise twists. The effects aren’t the worst, like Birdemic quality animation, but they’re also far from WETA or ILM animation.
    This is just middle of the road effects with a dumb story. If you don’t have money, then make something more along the lines of a Blair Witch or Paranormal Activity.

  • @landonsmith6757
    @landonsmith6757 Год назад

    I want to see him do one on Ninjas videos

  • @QuietGrave
    @QuietGrave Год назад

    video came out 30 minutes ago and its already got the autoskip adblock lmfao

  • @shaneszczecinski2566
    @shaneszczecinski2566 Год назад

    Please do Home Alone 2!

  • @adityazombie2797
    @adityazombie2797 Месяц назад

    wait if the tranqs could peirce the snake 's skin and knowck it out. that means they could use the machettes they carried and hacked it to death while it was knockd out

  • @MrMcGoooo
    @MrMcGoooo Год назад

    I'm now convinced these movie productions are a front for some sort of money laundering because ain't no way in hell a movie this bad makes money