S3 E3: Donald Trump, Egypt & Guantánamo Bay: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
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- Опубликовано: 29 июн 2024
- Season 3, Episode 3. February 28th, 2016. John Oliver accepts that Donald Trump's presidential campaign is worthy of serious attention, discusses an economic crisis in Egypt, and covers President Obama's plans to finally close Guantánamo Bay. Spoiler alert: he didn't close it.
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8 years later, and tens of millions of Americans still haven't learned their lesson in regards to Trump.
I know people who still think he's self-funded all of his campaigns... ... ... despite they themselves donating to them.
I still have Drumpf stuck in my mind. Makes sense now.
8 years later in the Democrats are going to hand him the election once again
You anti-trump people are the worst offenders, you know you're why he's still relevant right? 🤡
what lesson is that? what about democrat policies and instituions that they keep calling democracy which have failed completely ? Such as dept of Education, and welfare? or the EEOC and FICA? and polices on crime?
I didn't realize this was an archived episode until Obama showed up as POTUS. Now I see the Season 3 in the title.
It is honestly kinda sad that I couldn't tell the difference between current events and the stories here.
Exactly the same thing here! And the story about Obama was about him talking the same load of Bull for 8 years!
Seriously, you both could not see with your eyes how young John was? I simply don’t believe any real lover of John’s show could not see the look and yes the topics have changed. The names are the same T, I refuse to say that name.
Well my rant is over, whew!
Bro SAME 😂😂😂😂
I was listening to it in my car on the highway and almost pulled over 😂
Yeah, you're not alone. The keep marking them as NEW.
When I say 'they',
I'm guessing RUclips, or Bots.
I hope it's not John O.
Because it's really annoying, to one, get excited for a 'New episode, just to click and find out it's barely relevant...bait (BUT still funny, if you have the time! ;)
Cheers from Montreal Quebec Canada
It's kinda all relative...😊👍🏼👀
"I know words, I have the best words" 🤣 still hasn't gotten old. What's sad is that it's nowhere near the stupidest thing he's said since...
He seems like the best candidate in 2024. I’m just waiting for Joe to become (insert whatever), and pass the torch. God bless America, if you believe in that sort of nonsense.
Rewatching this episode in 2024. A valid warning that was ignored. Do remember what this orange infant did during his term, his 34 felonies, sexual assault and blatant disregard for the constitution.
Let alone how he managed COVID. By the way, did you drunk your bleach? Ehehehe!
Yes, yes. Everything is so much better now! Great prevention and handling of Russia/Ukraine and Israel/Palestine as well! We are in great shape without the orange guy!
@@mguerra79 don't you mean inject? 😂
@@Ninety9Ninjas66 Ehehehe! As you prefer! :D
I wish I could go back and tell me in 2016 watching this episode to stop laughing so loud and that the future would explain why.
It's amazing seeing the first few little red flags flickering here and there. And just everything even LWT missed.
@@WackadoodleMalarkey Yep, amazing to consider what an alternate dimension this would be if then DNC hadn't flubbed the 2016 election with their willful idiocy. Instead, we're all casually watching the next major atrocity eat a fortified diet and grow at a remarkable pace, all the while consoling ourselves with the same 'maybe it'll be fine. Maybe....I mean, right guys?' complacent nonsense that kicked this entire chain of bullshit off in the first place. to quote John: 'cool'
@@horusthehorse and to prepare
Yeah that time travel bit definitely hit different this time around
Tronald Dump Jr looked so sad before he discovered cocaine
Reposting all of these was brilliant. Crazy all these shows are still relevant.
Crazy and a bit sad that so much from 2016 is still relevent to today.
It started in 2008 when Obama haunted them by becoming president🤣
Wait until you find out about Karl Marx
John oliver needs to open a Last Week tonight museum complete with Giant corn flakes, Rat erotica and an entire “hall of presidents” of their most iconic and outlandish mascots.
He already did one during the pandemic ruclips.net/video/NvpKES_kcYg/видео.htmlsi=tXdm5-tW5q-EqBam
I would without a doubt go to a LWT museum!!! They should have a little desk setup where you can sit and pretend to host LWT and take pics.
He already did during the pandemic.
@@briheartsgames7651That's brilliant! Would be so much fun!
Dammit, I missed it?!
I remember seeing this episode when it aired... I remember the night of the election, when everyone around me was so excited at the prospect of the first women president of the United State, and asking me why I wouldn't go watch the election with them that night... and me answering to their incredulous faces "Because this might be the last night I'll be able to sleep if the other guy win". And the hardest of all... My radio alarm waking me up the next morning with those chilling words... "Donald Trump is now the new president of the United State".
Please, PLEASE don't let this happen again!!
So you’re actually happy with where things are under Biden? Or are you falling victim to the identity politics of “orange man bad”..? Did you cry on that morning too?
Comedians are the prophets of our age.
George Carlin was a time traveler who came back from today to warn us 16 years ago
"Don't listen to anyone except me" famous last words.
sounds like a dictator to me
That segment about Drumpf is beyond iconic! And it was the absolute truth! We were warned what would happen...
What exactly happened? You feel like we’re much better now? Not a fan of either, but can you really say we’re better off right now?
I've been calling him drumpf ever since this episode originally aired. I've gotten pushback from butt hurt magats about it too. I just laugh.
8:15 "We have mostly ignored Trump on this show" Oh boy
Right..
9:50 I feel like mcconaughey's character in Interstellar screaming at the bookshelves 'you idiots! You flip'n idiots!'
Wow, if only people had taken the advice here about Trump!
And America is going to do it again. Like getting back with that toxic person you ditched a few years ago despite all your friends telling you it's a bad idea. It doesn't usually end well.
Yep, and it's the Dems fault! They are so good at losing!
BIDEN IS 82 YEARS ! HE CAN BARELY TALK FFS
Unless the Democrats change the ticket which would probably only seal their doom there is still a chance for Biden to win again. Biden did not sound well in the first debate but it's only the first.
@@beliffywu5804and yet he’s still the better choice… depressing, isn’t it?
@@beliffywu5804 have, have you listened to Trump? I mean, really listened. Not just Biden who can’t speak, pal.
25:38 we are the time travelers
lol. John Oliver and George carlin are my 2 favorite people to go back and see what they said in the past so i know im not crazy
We can’t stop it… but we want to :-(
@@littlejerryseinfeld4168They’ve been so prescient in their humor. Why didn’t people listen?
@@daleksec01 Right, but we can & WILL stop him this time. VOTEVOTEVOTE💙!!!
7:30 "ball is in your court" is a tennis metaphor - not basketball. Basketball only has one court.
I bought one of those hats and thought it was great...until everyone started assuming it was a real MAGA hat because they couldn't read or didn't care to pay enough attention. I went from feeling like I was part of a clever joke to feeling like I was part of a joke of a cult.
Yeah, same. Even wore it to a public debate watch, where people just saw the red hat...
Which pretty much sums it up the level of intelligence of the crowd you are in.
@@chascodelvisothank you!! 😂 They don’t see it and won’t learn from it.
Growing up in Ireland, my family had trump as a word separate from the man. It was short for trumpet, meaning it was a childish word for flatulence.
🤣
We started using "take a Donald" as slang for pooping - it went dump->Trump->Donald.
It still is a word meaning FART. Since he not only farted his way through his trial, but also in front of foreign leaders and most recently sharted his diaper live on air during the debate with Biden. His mic was the only one live and yet still MAGAts tried to blame it on Biden. 😂 They’re so stupid.
this has come full circle 😂
25:46 John was absolutely right about that 😅
And yet here we are in 2024… we didn’t fuckin heed the warnings. 😞😥😭
Year 2016, simpler times, right before everything went to shit.
Couldn't agree more. "Thanks to" Trump.
What exactly went to shit under Trump? Serious question. And how are we better off after him? I’m not a fan of either really, just trying to understand because it doesn’t seem like we’re much better after his exit.
“You will remember that date (1/20/17) cause it’s the one time travelers from the future will come back to, to try to stop the whole thing from happening.”
OMG. He had a future vision of having a future vision of something we need to happen *right now*
That Raisin Bran flake bit caught me off-guard! John Oliver is truly a comedic genius.
No one can EVER say John Oliver didn't try to warn America about Donald Drumpf. 😭
Don Jr looks like he lost the audition for Dracula.
How dare you insult Dracula by comparing him to any Trump member!
dracula was way cooler than that
Dracula had a chin.
More like Count Chocula..or Eddie Munster.
I wish more American people could see these chapters again to completely understand how wrong of a decision was to choose Trump as their president. GL on 2024's elections and let's hope they can choose correctly this time.
We can still see John’s long-form bits about him, it’s just unfortunate that many of us are not inclined to scroll down to the pre-pandemic-era videos for whatever reason.
This country is in an abusive relationship
22:10 - Good God…how ridiculously prophetic was this joke?! 😳😳🤦🏼♂️
It's freaking crazy to come back and watch this years later.
The sheer commitment they take to buy some of these things for the skits are amazing.
I'd love to see "Donald Trump" and "Guantanamo Bay" together more often.
Saying this episode has aged well is just another way of saying that nothing in politics has changed.
HAPPY JOHN OLIVER ARCHIVE DAY!!!
Now featuring the worst aging line in John-istory.
The “there’s a part of me that even likes this guy” line?
@@jessehammer123 Honestly, I misremembered and thought this was the epiaode where John dared him to run.
But actually it is probably that one yeah
@@Logan-tz1ry
That’s something he said as the temporary host of the Daily Show in summer 2013
@@randomjunkohyeah1 oh whoops
I had completely forgotten about DRUMPF! Can I still buy a hat??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Too bad it’s red and they all assume it’s pro tRump.
This hits different in 2024 😂… Scary AF lol
Oh yes. We’re sickened by what Drumpf has done to our country 🤢🤮
Donnieboy has never funded his campaign! That's for sure!🤣
This episode still working today in June 2024! 😂😂👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
And so it begins, the beginning of the Last Week Tonight-Donald Trump relationship that is as toxic, unwanted and yet still alive as your parent’s marriage.
I can’t believe it’s been 8 years of this shit now
i honestly cant believe its been ONLY 8 years, it feels like 20
@@littlejerryseinfeld4168 you guys can still comprehend linear time?
@@littlejerryseinfeld4168Are you actually a rooster?🐓 😂 I could watch Seinfeld reruns til my dying day and never ever get tired of them.
El Sisi gives us a glimpse at what a Trump presidency would look like!
LISTEN TO ME!! LISTEN TO ONLY ME!!!
Wow. That DJT segment was SO precient. Sadly.
Have I ever stayed at a Quality Inn? No, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night and I'm ready to be President.
This country is doomed, lol
Meanwhile Trump fans are acting like he’s going to save the country. Wish there was a third option
@@BarcaFan1899I nominate the baboon relaying a message from the 1st episode this season. He seemed to have the intensity that is needed to get the job done. Or Greg 🤷♀️
If only Drumpf’s cult followers knew that EVEN A DAMNED Inanimate object as an opposing vote choice in 2024, STILL beats the option of Tangerine Drumpf Das Führer, any fkn timeframe, ever!
🗽🌊🌊2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣🌊🌊🗽
If people choose to re-elect Trump, then yes it is. Biden is far from being a good candidate, but at least he isn’t trying to turn the US into an authoritarian dictatorship.
@@Runge_was_here greg is sounding like a great option ngl
God I love John Oliver! That is some 1st grade trolling even Donald can understand.😊😅😂
Its amazing how I can now use these episodes to track my mental health decline.
It's like reliving the slow, painful death of my youthful optimism and overall faith in humanity over a matter of days rather than years.
DON'T SKIP THIS OHE
IT'S GOING IN TO THE SMITHSONIAN SOME DAY!!
And yes, uppercase was warranted.
seriously thought this was a recent episode hahaha
9:50 "I think he's an incredible businessman. If he runs the country like he runs his organization we would be in good shape."
Ah, a sentiment that aged like fine... curdled milk, sitting in the stare-at-the-solar-eclipse sun, outside the window of a COVID-isolation ICU in New York City during July 2020.
Noice!!! 😂
Monday July 1st 2024. I'm still voting against Orange Jesus. 😂😂😂
Sadly SCOTUS voted in his favor should he become president again.
@@gail9566SCOTUS also made Joe Biden king …
8 years ago and couldn't be more relavant.
Omg I couldn't take a breath from laughing so much 😭
S3 E3 of asking LWTWJO to post these in opposite order so I can binge these properly. Also cause I lost count posting this in every episode halfway through season 1…..
Unfortunately the only thing we could do is create playlists ourselves
last week tonight with “a near sighted parrot who works at a bank” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love his self denigration. Anyone who can laugh at themselves is my kind of hero.
Nothing like TRumplethinskin.
A foretelling joke about his future role of zazu or him looking like a bird, simple times awww.
Yes. I think we should use his real last name from now going forward. Drumpf it is. I will proudly use it from now on. He really should be proud of his heritage.😂
My brain has a find/replace to Drumpf
Who tf is Greg?😂😂😂❤
Bless em
MAKE DONALD dRUMPF again!!! This was a favorite episode in 2016, and it still is in 2024!!
I remember seeing Donald Trump steaks at the mall and I remember looking at them confused like "the sharper image can sell perishables?" idk even the vacuum packing was secure. I was afraid to eat them so I never bought them even though I'm a curious person. This was long time ago back in I think late 90's?
Oh and they weren't selling at all 😂
Who would buy steaks from a guy who only eats his well-done?
Are those bran flakes Guinness certified John?
Ahhh, this is where the legend of "Make Donald Drumpf Again!" started!
The fact that, to my knowledge, Donvict Ttump never sued John Oliver tells me even *his* lawyers knew better than to screw with HBO.
Made my day.
The way he plays golf, l thought his ancestral name was Mulligan.
😂 or Cheater McGoofenheimer (he’s German, just like the 3rd Reich)
Gosh rewatching this now is scary considering so many people are still behind this man. Even after felony convictions 😭
Time travelers... where are you?
7:10, what?!? 😂
He’s got a basketball jones! 🏀
😂😂😂 too much so, he can’t stop the metaphor ~
And that’s “ I’m well educated”, not I’m good educated. Vote responsibly. Vote like your grandkid’s lives matter. So vote for the future.👍👍🗳🇺🇸☘️☘️
As an internet time traveler, I do regret the date Jan 20, 2017. The world's "biggest" inauguration of the world's smallest man. Not to even say anything about his tiny sausage fingers.
I remember this episode well.
Too well, unfortunately.
How old is it?
@@skener69 2015 or 2016 before the GOP primary and Trump’s nomination that year
Thank you so much. Knowledge is power for everyone.
Let’s not forget how stupid trump was on “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”
J O you made my day with THIS one 😂 DRUMF 😂 VOTE BLUE 💙💙💙
Excellent piece on Drumpf, Kudos!
Ahh yes. He funds his own campaign. How are those Bible sales and emails begging for money doing?
Came for John Oliver, stayed for the $100,000+ muscle builder pre-roll ad.
i love the rereleases
They bot gonna let John live down the whole Drumpf thing lol😂
We didn't know how good we had it.
the weird thing about the old episode uploads is how many people are throwing temper tantrums about it in the comments. girl u do not have to watch them
8:32 oh John, I have so much to warn you about. Yet tragically I can’t
Sadly, the website is nothing but code. I wish John O. had kept it up, 45 is still full of shit, still a terrible business man and most of all, _he's still _*_dangerous._*
all websites are nothing but code for the record. In fact everything on the internet and your computer could be characterized that way
@@littlejerryseinfeld4168 well gee, thank you for that in-depth perspective, but I was saying that the website has no pictures, hyperlinks or anything. I wasn't giving anyone instructions on how the entire internet works. In short, the site is no longer used as defined by John.
I love it, "he's nothing but a useful tool".
Unlike most things on RUclips, this actually aged well.
From the future, things actually don't get better. They actually have a really good chance of repeating 😂🔫
But why close Guantanamo Bay? Harold and Kumar went there without much issue.
the meat sanwich issue
I shall call him DRUMPF from now on.
Me too!
I hope that John Oliver makes large sums of money because he deserves every penny of it!
Drumph has given red hats a bad name. It will be a long while before l wear my red hat.
Amazing show
Wow, a man who saw the future coming. Nice work Jon. Now we just need a Time Machine.
John was young yet wise in those days
After Trump gets out of prison, he can take his act to Vegas.
Don't listen to anyone but me,sounds like trump!
These videos are still as relevant as George Carlin's stand up on politics
Sharing this Timeless nugget
Always always a pleasure to get John's take on the real life
Oh my!
We need to put a copy of this episode in a capsule and launch it into space!
That way in 4, or 5 million years, when society gets back to this point in evolution, we can add a note that says,
'Some of us tried. Some of us knew. It just wasn't enough.'
'We're sorry. Have a nice time, trying to avoid the same errors that we did.
Errors of underestimating
the power, this once in a millennia, Man had.
Peace & NOT AGAIN!'
END OF PRERECORDED MESSAGE. POSSIBLE END OF HUMANITY!
LOL Of course I'm overdoing things, for (hopefully ;)
Comedic effect.
The thing is, if you watched this episode, when it originally came out. You remember laughing and telling your Facebook and Friendster buddies about it. Using the Hash tag. lmfao, etc
But I think Eddie Murphy said it best, (in a different but similar context.) When he said,
'He Fukcing Won??!!!'
(used without permission, from the best comedy show, of my time),
'DELIRIOUS'
Looking back at this episode makes me sick at my stomach knowing how bad the trump presidency was
I'm so confused. I've seen this before, and I swear it's a rerun. I need to watch a recent video now to see if you grayed out or not. You British people always look so young and healthy.