Fry and Laurie - Safeguard

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  • Опубликовано: 28 фев 2008
  • Stephen Fry & Hugh Laurie's "Safeguard" sketch from 1987.
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  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 13 лет назад +323

    "Your kitchen... could be... a MINEfield. In which case, be espescially careful."

    • @Richard_is_cool
      @Richard_is_cool 7 лет назад +14

      Also if it's mine you shouldn't just walk in. Personal property and so on.

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 6 лет назад +7

      That probably just means that the mushrooms belong to the guy who drew the map.

    • @MrEAus
      @MrEAus 5 лет назад +6

      DrZaius3141 What I'd like to know is, if we should happen to tread on a mine, Capt, what do we do? 😉

    • @siangetz8808
      @siangetz8808 4 года назад +1

      Wow 8 years ago...
      :) I think I remember the RUclips layout then.. *:')*

    • @cisseclemminck9231
      @cisseclemminck9231 6 дней назад

      @@MrEAus Well, the normal procedure is to leap 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a large area.

  • @jlex1049
    @jlex1049 5 лет назад +351

    Stephen and Hugh will always be the ultimate couple. Don't care what anyone says.

    • @phs125
      @phs125 4 года назад +15

      No honey, they're called fry and laurie

    • @arjunkannan6907
      @arjunkannan6907 4 года назад +2

      @@phs125 laurel and hardy

    • @zarinaromanets7290
      @zarinaromanets7290 4 года назад +1

      I'm gonna say they tie with Key & Peele, both great duos

    • @jlex1049
      @jlex1049 4 года назад +9

      @@zarinaromanets7290 Not even close.

    • @MrKained123
      @MrKained123 4 года назад +6

      @@jlex1049 They shouldn't be compared. English comedy is completely different to American comedy.

  • @livb6945
    @livb6945 7 лет назад +160

    They're sooo young! And handsome.

  • @sebastianboeddinghaus3505
    @sebastianboeddinghaus3505 4 года назад +40

    I just love how Steven keeps the knife in

  • @umjackd
    @umjackd 14 лет назад +97

    I want to yell at Stephen "Take that knife out of your belly!" the whole time!
    Hahaha

    • @EllaBananas
      @EllaBananas 3 года назад +4

      Oh my God same. I actually had to skip the rest of the video when it became clear he wasn't going to take it out. I mean yea it wasn't actually stuck in him but if he like tripped or something gahhhh

    • @rockycomet4587
      @rockycomet4587 2 года назад +6

      Oh come on. He was warning us all of common household dangers that occur in the home. You can't expect him to bother himself with so trifling and insignificant a matter.

  • @andrewsutton6640
    @andrewsutton6640 6 лет назад +472

    0:01 "Now, studies have shown that most household accidents happen in the home"

    • @aidangriffiths5075
      @aidangriffiths5075 5 лет назад +19

      As well as 99% of domestic violence, scary stuff

    • @jaems
      @jaems 4 года назад +29

      >0:01
      God, I would've missed it if it wasn't for the timestamp

    • @joao6723
      @joao6723 4 года назад +18

      "Researchers have shown that a minute passes every sixty seconds."

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 4 года назад +4

      @@jaems Research has shown that over 95% of people commenting below this video, watched the same video.

    • @MrDino1953
      @MrDino1953 Год назад

      Recent studies have shown that 50% of people have below-average intelligence.

  • @taureleafsilver
    @taureleafsilver 16 лет назад +80

    I used to have a stuffed pony almost exactly like that O.o I don't think I turned into a psychopath, however, I could be wrong.
    I love how cute Stephen looks when he says "sweet" the second time ^^

  • @JuuhachigouSama
    @JuuhachigouSama 15 лет назад +37

    Look how close they stand next to each other. That's true friendship. =)

    • @thedandelion157
      @thedandelion157 4 года назад +1

      @Evi1M4chine Well, I can't help thinking that British people need more personal space than the Americans do. So I think it's indeed the friendship thing here.

    • @MrDino1953
      @MrDino1953 Год назад

      Or simply the cramped design of the studio set.

  • @bon12121
    @bon12121 5 лет назад +237

    "...baby can easily siphon off some petrol from the family hatchback, and even douse teddy in petrol..."

    • @SalahEddineH
      @SalahEddineH 4 года назад +17

      Perfect! I also love how the fireproofing of the wool fabric worked, and they had so much trouble actually lighting it on fire!

    • @Mihoshika
      @Mihoshika 4 года назад +7

      @@SalahEddineH It's 'cause they poured water, not petrol.

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 4 года назад

      @Dangerz Own That line was perfect! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
    @freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez 14 лет назад +37

    Gavin! Frank! Gavin! Frank! GAVIN! oh,yes indeed... ahahaha XD

  • @jody024
    @jody024 4 года назад +29

    Where possible food should be taken intravenously

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 6 лет назад +49

    Sometimes I'll see a particularly funny sketch from "A Bit of Fry & Laurie" and wonder what certain comedians, like Harry Enfield, were driving at in making disparaging remarks about the comedy successes of Oxbridge types. He is proof that there is and was plenty of room at the table for funny people. And to be honest, when I was F&L its lack of reliance on topical comedy, stock characters and catch phrases means that 30 years on, it stands up much better than a lot of what Harry has done in the last decade.

    • @JellyBean-or1yw
      @JellyBean-or1yw 6 лет назад +4

      That's interesting, if you think about it, really funny people are always really intelligent people, too.

    • @CookingWithCows
      @CookingWithCows Год назад

      Kind of like using the term oxbridge.

    • @lobstermash
      @lobstermash 8 месяцев назад

      @@samkessel5411 Yes, but you support the poster's point by referring to a sketch that depends on the audience having seen Margaret Thatcher - topical comedy that inevitably dates.

  • @AnkeB82
    @AnkeB82 Год назад +3

    The way Stephen looks at Hugh...

  • @Ephraim32
    @Ephraim32 5 лет назад +164

    Is this the study that caused Britain to ban so many knives?

    • @TheChaserTV
      @TheChaserTV 4 года назад +10

      Nah I think it's just the ridiculously high rates of stabbings in the UK

  • @Vanamutt
    @Vanamutt 11 лет назад +208

    Oh god, they warned us about the bronies.

  • @renterjack
    @renterjack Год назад +8

    Hugh 28 and Fry 30 at time of filming.

  • @Cheshirecatmeow1
    @Cheshirecatmeow1 15 лет назад +41

    I love Hugh Laurie to death. I love him so much more in this program than House.f

    • @siangetz8808
      @siangetz8808 4 года назад +5

      Omg 10 years ago...
      Hello.. :') how was the RUclips layout then? Memories..

    • @mikepetergumball8337
      @mikepetergumball8337 Год назад

      Bertram Wilburforce Wooster is my Fav character of all time.

  • @NausicaaLeGuin
    @NausicaaLeGuin 13 лет назад +17

    Your kitchen could be a *minefield*... in which case, be especially careful.

  • @jamesl9371
    @jamesl9371 Год назад +3

    Most household accidents happen in the home

  • @Rubigirl4eva
    @Rubigirl4eva 4 года назад +8

    I would love to them do reunion episode ♥️

  • @rayaqin
    @rayaqin 7 лет назад +5

    the ending is perfect

  • @phemyda94
    @phemyda94 16 лет назад +9

    hahaha "you've seen it before!"

  • @laurasauraus0350
    @laurasauraus0350 3 года назад +2

    Brilliant

  • @whoawhoaization
    @whoawhoaization 4 года назад +3

    Stephen fry has a beautiful face

  • @ThreeEyedMonkeyMan
    @ThreeEyedMonkeyMan 5 лет назад +34

    Damn it, Modern Britain, they weren't being serious!

  • @MercedesH835
    @MercedesH835 16 лет назад +39

    Hee...Stephen looks pregnant.
    "You called me Sweet."

    • @siangetz8808
      @siangetz8808 4 года назад +3

      Omg 11 years ago...
      Hello.. :') how was the RUclips layout then? Memories..

    • @bnsyphotography2104
      @bnsyphotography2104 3 года назад

      Yeah he’s wearing a cushion/bag/padding to stab the knife into

    • @runningforest2421
      @runningforest2421 3 года назад

      Thus..their baby must be 33 y.o. now 🤧

  • @TheAkelei
    @TheAkelei 7 лет назад +36

    Haha, bevore starting the sketch I wonders: Since when is Fry SO paunchy.....? Now I know ;-)

    • @thedandelion157
      @thedandelion157 4 года назад +1

      @@abbreviatedalex2418 Well, to speak openly I am quite glad that Mr Fry (and the apron-taylor too) didn't have such "vain" objections - otherwise we may have missed a very funny sketch ;-)

  • @joshie92
    @joshie92 13 лет назад +10

    I wouldn't be surprised if this inspired Jim Carrey to create Fire Marshall Bill.

  • @tom970091
    @tom970091 5 лет назад +1

    4:20 is about right for how long this video should be , blaze it vVv

  • @Glanur2
    @Glanur2 12 лет назад +7

    poor teddy...

  • @FarseerRK
    @FarseerRK 12 лет назад

    @tommos1 Is that a stew lee reference? :)

  • @cujoedaman
    @cujoedaman 2 года назад +2

    Fast forward and this is just Twitter of today.

  • @aidangriffiths5075
    @aidangriffiths5075 5 лет назад +4

    So wonderfully weird

  • @T3t4nu5
    @T3t4nu5 5 лет назад +27

    Back when you could just walk into a shop and buy a knife.

    • @user-og1dw7hn1i
      @user-og1dw7hn1i 4 года назад +5

      You can't now ?? .. wtf ?

    • @phs125
      @phs125 4 года назад +2

      Please enlighten us

    • @thetman0068
      @thetman0068 4 года назад +2

      Is this some sort of British thing I'm too much of an American colonial to understand?

    • @siangetz8808
      @siangetz8808 4 года назад +2

      @@thetman0068 their cities are full of stabbists and other kind of criminals as a result of open door policy

    • @mattdavis9601
      @mattdavis9601 Год назад

      So, how do you buy knives in Britain? Do you need a license for them now?

  • @larryparis925
    @larryparis925 2 года назад +4

    This is… a better version of reality TV.

  • @dianezimmerman4434
    @dianezimmerman4434 5 лет назад +3

    A coworker cut her stomach with a boxcutter. While opening a box.

    • @huuamai8151
      @huuamai8151 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah, that happens sometimes.

    • @nono7105
      @nono7105 Год назад +2

      Ah, she missed then. Her box is lower down.

  • @vasyan123
    @vasyan123 Год назад +1

    People like these characters are exact reason why Kinder Surprise is banned in US.

    • @lastswordfighter
      @lastswordfighter Год назад

      The sad thing there there are segments on American morning news that are pretty much this sketch. They try to scare people then shill their merchandise.

  • @Rain8269
    @Rain8269 15 лет назад +2

    Look at that! It's an inferno!!! LOL I could watch this all day...

  • @theymusthatetesla3186
    @theymusthatetesla3186 Год назад

    .....it could happen!! ;)

  • @tommos1
    @tommos1 13 лет назад +1

    @megamarsvin i dont think u understand my comment.

  • @petermgruhn
    @petermgruhn Год назад +2

    You just slipped and accidentally choked on his carrot?

    • @mattdavis9601
      @mattdavis9601 Год назад

      And that's when I knew it was time to call a divorce attorney.

  • @guharup
    @guharup 2 года назад

    early days of health and safety

  • @cyberiandeprochan7998
    @cyberiandeprochan7998 4 года назад +4

    Why didn't it burn

    • @ankavoskuilen1725
      @ankavoskuilen1725 4 года назад +10

      No petrol but water. And an EU approved Teddy.

  • @ryanashbaugh4974
    @ryanashbaugh4974 4 года назад

    I found Gavin.

  • @thevillageidiot5864
    @thevillageidiot5864 3 года назад +1

    Am I the only one who thinks fry looks like paul mccartney here?

  • @ongabobonga6543
    @ongabobonga6543 4 года назад

    4:20 seconds

  • @angelinasheppard3702
    @angelinasheppard3702 6 лет назад +2

    Stephen looks pregnant

  • @mattalison316
    @mattalison316 3 года назад +1

    only watched it cause its 4:20 long

  • @leachristine5264
    @leachristine5264 4 года назад

    Gavin

  • @justinpachi3707
    @justinpachi3707 5 лет назад +1

    Ah the danger of the household kitchen knife. This must be where Sadiq Khan got his knife ban from.

  • @whatno5090
    @whatno5090 5 лет назад

    your bedroom's wheat

  • @davidrodgersNJ
    @davidrodgersNJ 5 лет назад +2

    An American POV, it would have been funnier with fake blood gushing down his apron.

    • @PatheticApathetic
      @PatheticApathetic 4 года назад +5

      David Rodgers then the kneepads joke wouldn’t work

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 4 года назад +2

      I must not have an American POV. I can imagine Americans doing that, but I can't see how that would be funny, especially in this context.
      (I am, by the way, not American. Nor am I English)

    • @LC-le9ew
      @LC-le9ew 4 года назад +2

      lisa sommerlad R u Swedish?

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 4 года назад +1

      @@LC-le9ew I'm not that good looking.

    • @LC-le9ew
      @LC-le9ew 4 года назад

      lisa sommerlad 😂. Danish?

  • @tommos1
    @tommos1 13 лет назад +7

    and so political correctness has never been satirized quite so efficiently and eloquently since.

    • @DominicSnyder
      @DominicSnyder 5 лет назад +7

      Don't think that's really what's going on.

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 4 года назад

      @@DominicSnyder how ?