I DRAW what AI 'Smart Assistants' tell me to... *Hilarious!!*

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @milesprocrastinates9547
    @milesprocrastinates9547 4 года назад +5426

    'i thought you'd never ask... so i never thought about it.'
    BEST. RESPONSE. EVER.

    • @isabellamata6668
      @isabellamata6668 4 года назад +20

      Ok I would like this comment but it has 420 likes and I don’t want to ruin it

    • @kasia83kb
      @kasia83kb 4 года назад +6

      tbh me tho

    • @judiwallace7737
      @judiwallace7737 4 года назад +1

      Yesssss

    • @Hikage-vx7xd
      @Hikage-vx7xd 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @namesluce
      @namesluce 4 года назад +5

      I'm sorry I had to ruin the 666 likes xd

  • @IzzySarru
    @IzzySarru 4 года назад +8782

    I like how he took his anger out on Cortana, despite her giving the most clear answers to his questions.

    • @SirGlazer
      @SirGlazer 4 года назад +57

      Sarru You like that...

    • @philscott1445
      @philscott1445 4 года назад +264

      it's like how boomers take out anger on their wife's!

    • @SuperGirl-uj5lq
      @SuperGirl-uj5lq 4 года назад +121

      @@philscott1445 Odd how it's specific to boomers yet every generation has the problem :)

    • @philscott1445
      @philscott1445 4 года назад +140

      Super Girl it’s called a stereotype.

    • @SuperGirl-uj5lq
      @SuperGirl-uj5lq 4 года назад +32

      @@philscott1445 I realize that.

  • @faiebul
    @faiebul 5 лет назад +2540

    “You’re a smartarse”
    “Apologies, I don’t understand”
    [ KETCHUP SONG INTENSIFIES ]

    • @Athuwu
      @Athuwu 4 года назад +36

      That killed me

    • @grantersg
      @grantersg 4 года назад +5

      fable lollllllll

    • @carvel9916
      @carvel9916 4 года назад +8

      I haven’t watched this fully, but I’m hoping it’s the one I’m thinking of...
      EDIT: OMG IT WAS 😂 the Just Dance for this song was the only one I was ever any good at so I just always did that one

    • @-meinjuaco-6439
      @-meinjuaco-6439 4 года назад +14

      Aserejé
      Ja
      De je
      Dejebe tu de jebere sebiunouba majabi an de bugui an de buididipí

    • @sunset.coasters
      @sunset.coasters 4 года назад +2

      I love the ketchup song, so to me, that was hilarious

  • @ald00I
    @ald00I 2 года назад +236

    amy starting to ask jazza about "moral dilemmas" to avoid answering questions is top notch

  • @kittyrocker200
    @kittyrocker200 5 лет назад +587

    Can you imagine being his neighbor and hearing him scream, "what does a cow say?!?!" as he's hitting the ground with a rubber mallet? Lmfao

    • @artacrosstheuniverse
      @artacrosstheuniverse 4 года назад +37

      Kate Bolling, especially since he says “what’s you favourite colour” as well, and those are both things you’d say to a child, followed by smashing of a hammer, surprised the police weren’t called.

    • @kittyrocker200
      @kittyrocker200 4 года назад +5

      Lmao gosh
      They're probably used to his antics by now

  • @davidcovelli8482
    @davidcovelli8482 5 лет назад +2094

    I asked google what I should draw and she said to, “draw a dinosaur on vacation in Hawaii.”
    But I liked your way better

    • @Tasoq
      @Tasoq 5 лет назад +94

      That's the kind of thing I was expecting here lol

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 5 лет назад +80

      David Covelli Alexa said imagine if the gravity suddenly stopped working in your house, and draw that. 😂

    • @why_do_you_do_this_to_me
      @why_do_you_do_this_to_me 5 лет назад +52

      Alexa said to draw what wind would look like if we could see it

    • @davidcovelli8482
      @davidcovelli8482 5 лет назад +6

      HTG // HaydenTheGamer woah that’s why Alexa’s better

    • @3dprintingfun418
      @3dprintingfun418 5 лет назад +1

      same

  • @NotASpyReally
    @NotASpyReally 5 лет назад +2231

    "Today, on WITHOUT CONTEXT, we recorded a man destroying a phone while yelling "WHAT THE COW SAYS"

    • @astra95r
      @astra95r 5 лет назад +54

      All I can think of is your profile pic sitting in the news studio and saying this on the TV 🤣

    • @paytynhudson2480
      @paytynhudson2480 5 лет назад +9

      Yep

    • @kristyw89
      @kristyw89 5 лет назад +21

      WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?!?! *smash smash smash!*

    • @DiscoRaptorpaw
      @DiscoRaptorpaw 4 года назад +2

      Eeeeeeeaaaaaaaahh

    • @maya_vita
      @maya_vita 4 года назад +8

      I died when reading this comment 🤣🤣

  • @amandagoodwin6579
    @amandagoodwin6579 3 года назад +147

    So quick story about AI assistants: Once with a guy who was trying to get an answer out of Cortana... she wasn't answering him like he wanted to he yelled at her... her response: "One of us needs to take a breathe and one of us doesn't have lungs." 😆😆😆

  • @katbird2699
    @katbird2699 4 года назад +3800

    "If I had eyes, I'd want them to be sparkly" is actually a really cute answer

    • @Cl0udPvP
      @Cl0udPvP 3 года назад +11

      Sure

    • @LOCKEYJ
      @LOCKEYJ 3 года назад +6

      If you’ve got no eyes

    • @sirspongadoodle
      @sirspongadoodle 3 года назад +20

      It’s a “cute” answer until you realise that google are tax dodging scumbags

    • @TheCalicove
      @TheCalicove 3 года назад +16

      “So sparkly that the sparkles fly out of my eyes and kill you.”

    • @slimerplayz3110
      @slimerplayz3110 3 года назад +23

      Google was pretty straight forward.

  • @KameronGeno
    @KameronGeno 5 лет назад +3686

    I like Cali's personality the best but Courtney definitely had the most interesting comeback with her Mars obsession... it's just too bad Jazza has suppresed murderous tendencies...

    • @sylligurl129
      @sylligurl129 5 лет назад +113

      Lol I don't know if they are that suppressed. He sure takes care of the lawn mowing neighbors...

    • @tin0thy
      @tin0thy 5 лет назад +25

      Nah man he just takes there ketchup

    • @sylligurl129
      @sylligurl129 5 лет назад +14

      @@tin0thy that'll show them lol

    • @bakugopomarian1087
      @bakugopomarian1087 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @simoncornelius7451
      @simoncornelius7451 4 года назад +2

      Hahaha

  • @chameleoncove
    @chameleoncove 5 лет назад +422

    Amy/Alexa: "I like ultraviolet. It glows with everything."
    I could tell she has a great personality.

    • @PaulineFerguson
      @PaulineFerguson 3 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, I thought that answer was awesome. Glad she lived up to that audacious start!

  • @yaraidk
    @yaraidk 3 года назад +621

    “Callie I need some positive reinforcement here”
    “Here is a tip to help you, surround yourself by happy people”
    Literally Jazza: *surrounded by AI that’s driving him insane*

  • @dioliksniper5618
    @dioliksniper5618 3 года назад +2636

    “I understand you loud and clear” GOT ME DYING

  • @Metalseadraking
    @Metalseadraking 5 лет назад +2369

    Alternative Title: Jazza draws with his friends.

    • @tame7929
      @tame7929 5 лет назад +41

      Hopefully not *only* friends

    • @milkcultleader2706
      @milkcultleader2706 5 лет назад +14

      Jazza draws with his “friends”

    • @tame7929
      @tame7929 5 лет назад +6

      •-• I don’t want to have this argument again...
      Not after last time

    • @tame7929
      @tame7929 5 лет назад +2

      Thinks, goes •-• and punches wall for no reason then yells “ Yeeeeeeeeeeeeett” for no reason and runs away

    • @tame7929
      @tame7929 5 лет назад +2

      I won

  • @Astra_Koi
    @Astra_Koi 5 лет назад +3081

    Jazza: Ok google-
    Google: YOU ARE ELIGIBLE TO A SUBSCRIPTION

    • @huffgladtem7751
      @huffgladtem7751 5 лет назад +47

      Geeky Warrior ok google is the new ok boomer

    • @poseiso
      @poseiso 5 лет назад +20

      just google doing google stuff

  • @jacobmayo6884
    @jacobmayo6884 2 года назад +82

    Jazza smashing Courtney with a hammer screaming "WHAT DOES THE COW SAY!?" had me laughing to the point of pain.

  • @TS_Mind_Swept
    @TS_Mind_Swept 5 лет назад +3391

    "Hey Courtney, how would you describe your personality?"
    "I thought you'd never ask... So, I never thought about it."
    o.o
    HahaPoint

    • @devrim-oguz
      @devrim-oguz 5 лет назад +20

      I blatantly screamed inside the house at 1 AM when I heard that 🤣

    • @SashasRevenge
      @SashasRevenge 5 лет назад +2

      Ali Devrim OGUZ, OMG, I KNOW RIGHT?

    • @Snomicus
      @Snomicus 4 года назад +2

      Its cortana not courtney

    • @TS_Mind_Swept
      @TS_Mind_Swept 4 года назад +6

      Grr8CJ - did you watch the video 😂😂

    • @flade6790
      @flade6790 4 года назад +1

      HAHAHAHAHA

  • @justine-3432
    @justine-3432 5 лет назад +3506

    "i didn't understand that"
    "i didn't understand that."
    "I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT."
    *"I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT"*
    "I understand you loud and clear! :Dd"

    • @justine-3432
      @justine-3432 5 лет назад +20

      omg this is the most likes I've ever had, thank y'all so much!!

    • @ruetistic
      @ruetistic 5 лет назад +29

      i d i d n t u n d e r s t a n d t h a t

    • @kokoru3774
      @kokoru3774 5 лет назад +26


      DIDN’T
      UNDERSTAND
      THAT

    • @aminthemar
      @aminthemar 4 года назад +4

      For some reason, I imagined the angry American Chopper meme while reading this comment!

    • @userisdeadandarchived2995
      @userisdeadandarchived2995 4 года назад +3

      ":Dd" "edited"

  • @Lucas-uk9jo
    @Lucas-uk9jo 5 лет назад +478

    Jazzy: “Hey John, what’s your favourite pastime?”
    John: “It’s 12:56PM.”

  • @rosalynnrandall
    @rosalynnrandall 3 года назад +27

    Jazzy: puts up middle finger and say do you understand this
    John: i understand you loud and clear

  • @devilkitten386
    @devilkitten386 3 года назад +429

    "Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour" comment I nearly completely lost it. Too funny

  • @lorenzorodella9033
    @lorenzorodella9033 5 лет назад +628

    13:41
    Jazza: "Hey Callie, you're a smart ass"
    Callie: "Apologies, I don't understand"
    *plays Aserejé by Las Ketchup*

    • @iikarenskii9714
      @iikarenskii9714 5 лет назад +20

      Haha that was funny 😂

    • @jennahellgren3701
      @jennahellgren3701 5 лет назад +13

      My favourite part!

    • @PurpleAmharicCoffee
      @PurpleAmharicCoffee 5 лет назад +7

      That takes me back to singing the lyrics horribly wrong as a kid. "I said a hey, a hah, a hey..."

    • @lindseycassella3015
      @lindseycassella3015 5 лет назад +3

      That was hilarious.

    • @lexin8139
      @lexin8139 5 лет назад

      That's what it is! I remembered it from Just Dance but I couldn't remember what it was

  • @AliceQuinnRose
    @AliceQuinnRose 5 лет назад +2645

    Cortana's answers are so sad.
    "Why are you so useless?" "Words fail me" she wants to help and knows she struggles. But she hoped she could keep her head down and do her nest. But now she's been attacked and has no words to defend herself.
    "How would you describe your personality" "I thought you never ask, so I haven't thought about it" She doesn't allocate any of her time to herself and lives just to serve Jazza. She deserves her own life but she isn't brave enough to take it.

    • @Jazza
      @Jazza  5 лет назад +1473

      GREAT NOW I FEEL GUILTY lol

    • @crispy516
      @crispy516 5 лет назад +270

      Is this some sort of sad korean drama lmfao

    • @creamedmochi214
      @creamedmochi214 5 лет назад +77

      Yay! My life in a nutshell!

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet 5 лет назад +47

      Ask her about Clippy tho

    • @thepacific2933
      @thepacific2933 5 лет назад +36

      BUT its dead now

  • @katherinepollock
    @katherinepollock 2 года назад +38

    Jazza to Cali: "Have you ever killed anyone?"
    Jazza to Cortana: *Obliterates out of existence*

  • @timeijs12
    @timeijs12 5 лет назад +511

    "Do you like my drawing?"
    "I'm not sure, but I know what the cow says."
    Cow: "Boo!"
    Smooth.

    • @christinakohl6111
      @christinakohl6111 5 лет назад +9

      What cows do you know??😂

    • @Vic-kt6oy
      @Vic-kt6oy 5 лет назад +6

      I thought... I thought they say moo

    • @timeijs12
      @timeijs12 5 лет назад +11

      @@Vic-kt6oy In Dutch it's 'boe'. It's kinda funny how animals say different things in different languages even though they sound exactly the same... Like dogs saying "bau bau" in Bulgarian, "Wang Wang" in Mandarin and "waf waf" in Dutch 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @varflock9777
      @varflock9777 5 лет назад +6

      @@christinakohl6111 Highly judgemental ones apparently.

    • @christinakohl6111
      @christinakohl6111 5 лет назад +1

      @@varflock9777 right? I'm sure that milk is already sour when it comes out😆

  • @biomecraft356
    @biomecraft356 4 года назад +1752

    Jazza: "Do you understand this?" (Flips off)
    John: "I read you loud and clear."
    Killed me there, also because I'm named John.

    • @darrya8637
      @darrya8637 4 года назад +13

      Rip

    • @deepsoldierx2633
      @deepsoldierx2633 4 года назад +8

      RIP same here 😂🤣

    • @cornflowr9061
      @cornflowr9061 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @pakerhaque8688
      @pakerhaque8688 4 года назад +4

      三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗthat was *hilarious*

    • @biomecraft356
      @biomecraft356 4 года назад +2

      @@strypebyte8134 Hey, thanks for the notice!
      Oh! And thanks for the stupid ton of likes!

  • @Vladimir_Kv
    @Vladimir_Kv 4 года назад +728

    Cortana: _The only assistant with an actual established avatar..._
    Jazza: Here's Courtney

    • @callaae
      @callaae 4 года назад +2

      I like how she has the same name as the AI from Halo. ^_^

  • @frankierzucekjr
    @frankierzucekjr 2 года назад +14

    This was one of the funniest episodes ever. I was lmao the entire time. 🤣
    The end had me crying laughing, what's the cow say, as he's smashing it with a rubber mallet. Absolutely hilarious

  • @budavara
    @budavara 5 лет назад +704

    “WhAT’s YA FavoRiTE cOLouR!?”
    “WHaT’s A cOw SAy?!”
    -Jazza 2020

    • @LazyLoonz
      @LazyLoonz 4 года назад +13

      Moo as in boo, Cortana basically said his drawing sucks "moo=boo"

    • @angeliquebawden9018
      @angeliquebawden9018 4 года назад +4

      I've been laughing at that for like 2 minutes straight.

    • @looteverybody
      @looteverybody 4 года назад +1

      I'm dying right now from laughter! That part was hilarious

  • @M3RS.
    @M3RS. 5 лет назад +255

    „Do you understand this?”
    *middle finger*
    „I understand you loud and clear.”
    Well damn. First he was trolling you and now he is planning world's domination.

    • @apollyonlavey1553
      @apollyonlavey1553 5 лет назад +3

      His cover up about his favorite movie being about machines working with humans seems to be falling apart.

  • @arianamc.scribbles5665
    @arianamc.scribbles5665 5 лет назад +358

    I just asked Alexa "Alexa, give me a drawing prompt" and she did "imaging the gravity stopped working in your house, and draw that." so its definitely possible

    • @dolphin64575
      @dolphin64575 5 лет назад +26

      I just asked Google and got 'try drawing a dinosaur on vacation in Hawaii'

    • @cateolmert6531
      @cateolmert6531 5 лет назад

      I asked what should I draw and it worked too

  • @esckey123
    @esckey123 2 года назад +77

    The Assistants in a nutshell
    Jon: "I dunno"
    Mimi: Idk but here's my opinion
    Amy: "Don't ask me but would you like to know the most random thing ever
    Callie: "Just comply or he will sue me"
    Courtney: "No one likes me but why"

  • @jasminehateaccount
    @jasminehateaccount 5 лет назад +434

    I hadn't watched your videos in like a year and then was like huh what's he up to... Turns out he was smashing phones and screaming WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR!!?!1!?

    • @Jazza
      @Jazza  5 лет назад +96

      I missed you ❤

    • @LKBaird2016
      @LKBaird2016 5 лет назад +22

      It's quite odd to see one's slow decline to madness!

    • @thelapisleafeon2992
      @thelapisleafeon2992 5 лет назад +5

      16:22 - 16:35 it made me laugh so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @annoyingben3537
      @annoyingben3537 5 лет назад +1

      Jazza hi

  • @taosifdraws
    @taosifdraws 5 лет назад +21999

    this guy has the whole government in his house

    • @travv88
      @travv88 5 лет назад +482

      All of them.

    • @ethanperkins8901
      @ethanperkins8901 5 лет назад +408

      Yes all of the governments

    • @moremurda
      @moremurda 5 лет назад +156

      uhhhhhhhhh....

    • @thedingo23
      @thedingo23 5 лет назад +270

      F.B.I
      Can you explain why your robots have the same mental capacity as one of jazza’s sheets of paper?

    • @LostEveryMarble
      @LostEveryMarble 5 лет назад +56

      Hahahahahaha this comment got me immediately! Well played.

  • @cassandraa
    @cassandraa 5 лет назад +868

    *“I know what the cow says”*
    Jazza: *[angry Aussie noises]*

    • @Deku5305
      @Deku5305 5 лет назад +5

      c a s s a n d r A A. . Nice Pfp Danganrompa 2

    • @cassandraa
      @cassandraa 5 лет назад +4

      Hunter Lasiak
      Yes

    • @taarryynnn
      @taarryynnn 5 лет назад +11

      *Mallet has entered the chat*

    • @beep3038
      @beep3038 5 лет назад

      Puhuhu Are you brazillian or latina? puhuhu

  • @ooolalaaa4360
    @ooolalaaa4360 3 года назад +112

    My interpretations of the ai’s:
    Siri: clueless blondie, a bit dull
    Alexa: miss know-it-all
    Google: straight up serial killer, good distraction techniques and killer charisma
    Cortana: booooooommmerrrr
    The other one: everyone forgot about this one don’t deny it

    • @randomstuffswithwerewolfnix
      @randomstuffswithwerewolfnix Год назад +4

      By the other one, do you mean Bixby?

    • @Cleptro
      @Cleptro Год назад +3

      I read this about a minute after watching the video, and I will admit I forgot it was called 'Bixby' until I checked the replies. So yeah, accurate XD

  • @SMFortissimo
    @SMFortissimo 4 года назад +2939

    You should have asked Alexa “What should I draw” she actually has good prompts.

    • @rainecolubio
      @rainecolubio 4 года назад +151

      Ooh i just tried it with google assistant. She gives prompts too

    • @aidenproductions5303
      @aidenproductions5303 4 года назад +44

      Not Siri lmao

    • @xyanprod
      @xyanprod 4 года назад +5

      Aiden Production yes

    • @oreliic3987
      @oreliic3987 4 года назад +42

      she told me draw shapes and patterns 😭😭

    • @minatogaming5750
      @minatogaming5750 4 года назад +7

      you should draw a naruto charecter and make it your own

  • @niovo8
    @niovo8 4 года назад +409

    Jazza: Asks John if he liked his drawing
    John: I didn't understand that
    Jazza: (shows John middle finger)
    John: I understand you loud and clear

    • @RelaxingForLife
      @RelaxingForLife 4 года назад +9

      That was priceless.

    • @Lumiel_666
      @Lumiel_666 4 года назад +9

      I’ve been crying for 10 minutes because of that lmao 😂

    • @James-ix5yj
      @James-ix5yj 4 года назад +4

      I scrolled to find this just to make sure I wouldn’t have to write it myself 🤣🤣🤣

    • @skinpeeler1661
      @skinpeeler1661 4 года назад +5

      Thank you for puting that back in my head now when i go to sleep thats the only thing im going to be thinking about

  • @Matt-xz5mu
    @Matt-xz5mu 4 года назад +1192

    POV: you’re outside enjoying a nice day when you hear “WHAT DOES THE COW SAY!? WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?!”

    • @miranda.cooper
      @miranda.cooper 3 года назад +71

      And then that famous RUclipsr with over 5 million subs next door just smashing apart a Windows phone xD

    • @ginarai6582
      @ginarai6582 3 года назад +43

      I would probably start laughing lmao😂

    • @randomtraveler4149
      @randomtraveler4149 3 года назад +46

      Not only do you hear this, but you hear it being _shouted_ in a _serious, angry_ tone of voice .

    • @LuiiV99
      @LuiiV99 3 года назад +4

      LMFAO

    • @jasmineallen4617
      @jasmineallen4617 3 года назад +3

      Hahahaha

  • @meenaldubey8570
    @meenaldubey8570 3 года назад +18

    He is like a little kid getting lured everytime by amy into weird conversations😂

  • @cornflakes77
    @cornflakes77 5 лет назад +1465

    Jazza: It has occurred to me that this may have activated some of your ai smart assistants...
    *my Alexa who has started playing a Christmas playlist and turned my LED lights to red so I can’t see a thing*
    Me: yup

  • @alphacat1178
    @alphacat1178 5 лет назад +981

    Jazza: “Hey Kali, you’re a smartass”
    Kali: “Apologies, I don’t understand”
    _* _*_Blasts Ketchup song_*_ *_

  • @edwinmakabali
    @edwinmakabali 5 лет назад +490

    “I think she likes me...”
    Jazza’s wife: u wot?

  • @amandabray9498
    @amandabray9498 3 года назад +18

    I’m literally crying, this is Hilarious. Thank you for enduring all of that frustration, this brightened my day immensely. ❤️

  • @IdoBerg
    @IdoBerg 4 года назад +193

    "why are you useless?"
    "words fail me"

  • @crystal03marie
    @crystal03marie 4 года назад +429

    5:47
    I thought the music was edited in and when I realized that it wasn't I actually laughed so hard I started crying

    • @AFrogInTheStars
      @AFrogInTheStars 4 года назад +13

      Yeah i think that was everyone lol

    • @JoeMakaFloe
      @JoeMakaFloe 4 года назад +1

      Did you actually cry tho?

    • @crystal03marie
      @crystal03marie 4 года назад +2

      JoeMakaFloe yes 😂

    • @gracefulslumber8441
      @gracefulslumber8441 4 года назад +2

      SAME LMAO

    • @bella6295
      @bella6295 4 года назад +2

      Crystal Marie the best part was I acc knew the song that was playing 😂

  • @sapphic_sophie
    @sapphic_sophie 3 года назад +2819

    Hey Jazza, what happened to Cortana…?
    Jazza: I’m afraid I don’t understand. *starts playing music*

    • @imagery5425
      @imagery5425 3 года назад +48

      PFFT-

    • @rileywiebe3512
      @rileywiebe3512 3 года назад +46

      I read this pffft right as Callie played the pppppffffft party sound

    • @fanpet3912
      @fanpet3912 3 года назад +22

      Underrated comment

    • @noonelooksatusers
      @noonelooksatusers 2 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @Alexisalwaysdaily
      @Alexisalwaysdaily 2 года назад +10

      Cortana is expendable and the others really did a number on jazzas wallet so ✌️

  • @finn_20
    @finn_20 2 года назад +15

    This was amazing! And yeah, Alexa wears your patience quickly. It really is like banging your head on a wall with her. The kid-proof version of Alexa is PERFECT for babysitters because she *does not stop talking* until you tell her to and she can take a beating (something necessary when toddlers get involved) Pre-covid, I would bring mine and keep the kiddos entertained while I was making dinner. Did it work? Yes. Did it make me wanna chuck it at a brick wall when they repeatedly asked for fart noises? Also yes. But hey, you win some, you lose some. (…as Cortana learned 👀)

  • @thisisdk7859
    @thisisdk7859 5 лет назад +288

    Thinking of the issue of setting off other people's devices was smart and considerate

  • @morganirbs2523
    @morganirbs2523 5 лет назад +1957

    Jazza: "Hey Callie, have you ever killed anyone?"
    Google Home: "Apologies, I don't understand"
    Google Home: *plays minecraft soundtrack*

    • @Y0URD4RL1NG
      @Y0URD4RL1NG 5 лет назад +66

      It's actually no the minecraft soundtrack, it's the song hold on by chord over street
      Edit: didn't mean to be rude just letting you know....

    • @morganirbs2523
      @morganirbs2523 5 лет назад +45

      @@Y0URD4RL1NG I'm aware lol, I was only making a joke because it sounded like it haha. But thank you for another song title to put in the memory bank!

    • @danielle355
      @danielle355 5 лет назад +6

      I literally tried this after he did and I got the same response, minus the music. I only have google on my phone, though, so 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @almightyshippo1197
      @almightyshippo1197 5 лет назад +4

      @@danielle355 Lucky you, I have both OK Google and Bixby on my phone... just in case one assistant isn't enough, I guess. I don't use either of them, but they are there by default, lol.

    • @Novuh1
      @Novuh1 5 лет назад +2

      @@Y0URD4RL1NG r/woooosh

  • @gamelandmaster3680
    @gamelandmaster3680 3 года назад +320

    I love how John just likes contemplating the universe which suggests he has the mental capacity to think of such matters, but then answers the question of what clothes he would wear with, "I get to work with you, what's not to like?"

    • @4Rgames
      @4Rgames 2 года назад +1

      underrated comment

    • @WickedBinOfTheWest
      @WickedBinOfTheWest 2 года назад +1

      This is Underrated

    • @4Rgames
      @4Rgames 2 года назад +15

      Or the fact that his response to "what's your favorite pasttime?" is "it's 12 pm"

  • @minahilali835
    @minahilali835 2 года назад +6

    This video was way funnier than it needed to be. Man I just kept laughing. Too funny 😂😂😂 Jazza definitely needed that at the end lol

  • @danielle355
    @danielle355 5 лет назад +1281

    Google: “If I had a nickname, I’d want it to be as cool as Calvin Broadus’s alias.”
    Jazza: “Calvin Broadu..Cal..Call..Callie”
    Me: “Snoop Dogg..Google wants you to call her Snoop Dogg” 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

  • @cadence4527
    @cadence4527 5 лет назад +1262

    Did she say “I like ultraviolet, it glows with everything”.

  • @JD_Mortal
    @JD_Mortal 5 лет назад +916

    "Cortana, why are you useless?"
    "Words fail me."
    Yeah, that's kind-of a critical thing to fail at, since we speak with "WORDS".

    • @Resters52_official
      @Resters52_official 4 года назад +18

      she didn't fail words, words failed her

    • @mlee6050
      @mlee6050 4 года назад +6

      We don’t always speak with words, often people communicate with actions or like how artist talk with what they make

    • @pattoukun
      @pattoukun 4 года назад +1

      i hear "the world fails me"

    • @thevioletskull8158
      @thevioletskull8158 4 года назад +1

      Jesus dude,not everyone has to talk.

  • @AesthetitiCore
    @AesthetitiCore 3 года назад +11

    8:00 This is the best ultimate video LOL

  • @somewhat_toasty
    @somewhat_toasty 5 лет назад +579

    7:53
    "Hey John,do you like my drawing?"
    "I didn't understand that."
    "Hey John,did you like what I made?"
    "I didn't understand that."
    "Hey John,I want you to make me feel good."
    "I didn't understand that."
    "Hey Jon,do you understand this?" *flips John off*
    "I understand you loud and clear"

    • @LeviWithV
      @LeviWithV 5 лет назад +9

      That's a Bayonetta trick

    • @T._.aroMilkTea
      @T._.aroMilkTea 5 лет назад +1

      somewhat_toasty LOL

    • @blossumchu292
      @blossumchu292 5 лет назад +5

      somewhat_toasty I chocked on my Nutella from that

  • @spaceduck3132
    @spaceduck3132 5 лет назад +329

    John: I like friendliness.
    Mimi: I heard betrayal is good.
    Amy: How about I ask you the questions. Oh, The Empire Strikes back is good. BB8 is a good roller.
    Cally: I like pie. *plays music*
    Courtney: *Explains plot of the Mars movie.* Moo.

    • @SalariaStudios
      @SalariaStudios 5 лет назад +6

      Microsoft saw this they canceled Cortana

    • @taarryynnn
      @taarryynnn 5 лет назад +3

      WHATS THE COW SAY?!??!?!???!??!

  • @welxometotheunderground
    @welxometotheunderground 4 года назад +451

    "Hey Amy, whats your favorite color?"
    "I like Ultra Violet... It glows with everything! :P"
    "..."
    Baadum Chhhh!

    • @helloworld2409
      @helloworld2409 4 года назад +9

      Ran into my parents room and told Alexa this and my dad just sighed

    • @whitemageserenia
      @whitemageserenia 4 года назад +1

      glad I'm not the only one that picked up on that one XD such a dad joke but I love it lmao XD

    • @Forg-__-
      @Forg-__- 4 года назад +1

      OOOOOOO...that took me a GOOD minute

    • @tanvirshahriar7705
      @tanvirshahriar7705 4 года назад

      @@whitemageserenia I didn’t understand the joke, can you tell me

  • @jacksonferguson6179
    @jacksonferguson6179 3 года назад +16

    "Are you ready for today's moral dilemma?" 10:10

  • @elijinn5044
    @elijinn5044 5 лет назад +220

    The tragic last words of Cortana:
    "But I know what the cow says."

    • @pRahvi0
      @pRahvi0 5 лет назад +14

      I kinda felt bad for her. After all, she was the only one who gave a sane answer to the first few questions right away.
      Also, she knew what a cow says.

    • @edwardlane1255
      @edwardlane1255 5 лет назад +1

      Mooove along ?

    • @bingesquad1
      @bingesquad1 5 лет назад

      "Run"

  • @1900kk
    @1900kk 5 лет назад +325

    Jazza: “ I am this close ( gestures with hand ) to going insane”
    1 minute later
    Jazza: “ WhAT s YoUr FAVoRiTe coLOR!?!??!?????”

  • @Fibless
    @Fibless 5 лет назад +162

    5:49, Took me a minute to realize jazza also heard that music. I just assumed he put that music in post

  • @hishunnibunni
    @hishunnibunni 3 года назад +1

    I’m 7 minutes in and I’m SO glad I kept my Cortana updated at all times 🤣 I never pressed a button to talk to her and I actually loved her! Cortana and Google are my 2 favorite assistants.

  • @finrees2399
    @finrees2399 4 года назад +582

    I mean Einstein’s definition of insane is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results. Lol

    • @Mr.Beep_
      @Mr.Beep_ 3 года назад +2

      Ok

    • @justnormal8811
      @justnormal8811 3 года назад +20

      So does that mean rolling a dice, spinning a wheel, or flipping a coin a bu ch of times make you insane? *Imma stay away from board game from now on.*

    • @artwork_wishes2638
      @artwork_wishes2638 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @cea6770
      @cea6770 3 года назад +12

      1. Einstein never said that in that context.
      2. Einstein said something similar to say quantum mechanics must be wrong because reality can't be random. Turns out, Einstein was wrong and quantum mechanics indeed functions randomly.

    • @jamestomato1744
      @jamestomato1744 2 года назад +1

      @@cea6770 Adding to this, the actual quote came from a murder mystery novel (I know because I did a deep dive into where that quote originated from and it's wild).

  • @Astra_Koi
    @Astra_Koi 5 лет назад +444

    Jazza: Amy (alexa) how would you describe yourself?
    Alexa (amy): According to wiki...

  • @sonjan-macd.2914
    @sonjan-macd.2914 4 года назад +385

    “What’s your favourite clothing”
    “I WEAR MY HEART ON MY SLEEVE”
    I WHEEZED SO MUCH OMG

    • @firstantelope91minecraftia63
      @firstantelope91minecraftia63 4 года назад +7

      Heart been broke so many times I i don't know what to believe mama
      said it's my fault it's my fault I wore my heart up my sleeve

    • @supergxnshinxx5554
      @supergxnshinxx5554 4 года назад

      @@firstantelope91minecraftia63 do you even know what that means

    • @asowas7802
      @asowas7802 4 года назад

      Wheezed so much? I've never heard the word wheezed used in that context before...
      After deep thought on this matter, I have come to the conclusion that I don't really care about whether that was proper grammar. Plus these are RUclips comments, so incorrect grammar is to be expected

  • @Dragonofyarn
    @Dragonofyarn 2 года назад +2

    Imagine driving by and seeing a guy smashing a phone and screaming “WHAT DOES THE COW SAY????”

  • @pikachufan3588
    @pikachufan3588 4 года назад +331

    Cortana is actually my favorite one. She seems the most human to me and does alot. It's just shame she's not as widely available

    • @tixxoncraft
      @tixxoncraft 3 года назад +5

      She is on every windows 10 pc

    • @lexa2310
      @lexa2310 2 года назад

      She seems kind of depressed to me tbh.

    • @hihowareya4004
      @hihowareya4004 2 года назад +6

      Isn’t that halos AI ?

    • @mars-zz3so
      @mars-zz3so 2 года назад +1

      @@hihowareya4004 LMAO THATS WHAT I ALWAYS THINK WHEN HER NAME IS SAID

    • @2bfree1710
      @2bfree1710 2 года назад +4

      @@hihowareya4004 Yes that is where Cortana came from, she was popular in Halo so Microsoft adopted her as their virtual assistant

  • @garionparent1416
    @garionparent1416 4 года назад +291

    wow he accused google home of murder, but then absolutely DEMOLISHED Cortana

  • @ox_birb_bee_xo4421
    @ox_birb_bee_xo4421 4 года назад +317

    Jazza: Have You Ever *Killed* Someone??
    Smart Assistant: nO **Plays Music**

  • @AesthetitiCore
    @AesthetitiCore 3 года назад +1

    17:00 OMG I'M DYING 🤣😭
    It also reminded me that earlier someone though their calculator at a wall and I thought it was a phone haha

  • @GioFransesca
    @GioFransesca 5 лет назад +596

    Jazza, a couple of years ago : “I dont have any friends”
    Jazza, a week ago : “I still dont have any friends”
    Jazza, today : “I jUsT BoUgHt MySeLf 5 nEw fRiEnDs”
    Jazza, at the end of the day : “I killed one of my new friend”
    🤣

  • @alliebourke1769
    @alliebourke1769 5 лет назад +153

    I was listening to this like on really quiet but when he said “hey google” my google home was like
    “What can I help you with”.
    And it scared the hell out of me

  • @augustbrandt6603
    @augustbrandt6603 4 года назад +127

    Love how Jazza becomes extremely Australian when he destroys Cortana.

  • @ChristianHDD
    @ChristianHDD 2 года назад +9

    I like how it’s come full circle, that we can now give an AI written prompts and it can come up with incredible original artwork

  • @emilykrey5319
    @emilykrey5319 4 года назад +1370

    Cortana: Gives the best answers to Jazza’s questions
    Jazza: BeAtS hEr Up WiTh A mAlLeT

    • @crownedcapybara133
      @crownedcapybara133 4 года назад +4

      Emily Krey not a sledge hammer u dum dum

    • @zoeyyu672
      @zoeyyu672 4 года назад +12

      Cortana*

    • @im1337ninja
      @im1337ninja 4 года назад +8

      That was actually a rubber mallet commonly called a dead blow to those who use them.

    • @whitesmokegaming
      @whitesmokegaming 4 года назад +2

      Sie Ehm Be Actually a dead blow mallet is filled with sand. The sand stops the mallet from bouncing, while a normal rubber mallet bounces back.

    • @therealslimshitty5186
      @therealslimshitty5186 4 года назад +5

      @@crownedcapybara133 You call them a dumb dumb, meanwhile you can't spell 'dumb' and you didn't even spell out the entire word of 'you'

  • @Avetti1
    @Avetti1 5 лет назад +607

    Neighbours when they hear noises
    oh it’s just jazza screaming at his Google alexa

    • @charismatudedude4661
      @charismatudedude4661 5 лет назад +6

      Na bro google doesn't own alexa

    • @nathaneaster4676
      @nathaneaster4676 5 лет назад +14

      Google Alexa, you what mate? 😂

    • @watermelonplayz9600
      @watermelonplayz9600 5 лет назад +4

      @@charismatudedude4661 r/wooosh

    • @charismatudedude4661
      @charismatudedude4661 5 лет назад +1

      @@watermelonplayz9600 wym?

    • @pastelgalaxy4079
      @pastelgalaxy4079 5 лет назад +2

      comedic undertone i bet your a little kid, you don't even know what Google Alexa is.
      Edit: AAA I DIDN'T REALIZE I SOUNDED MEAN- i'll delete this comment so i don't offend anyone else ;-;

  • @BedirKhan
    @BedirKhan 5 лет назад +321

    "Hey Google, you are very friendly"
    " ok good "

  • @AGhostIGuess
    @AGhostIGuess 2 года назад +2

    The way you looked at the camera and said “she likes me” and then smiled made me laugh so hard

  • @Callistosdotcom
    @Callistosdotcom 4 года назад +1736

    "Hey Callie, you're a smart ass"
    Callie: *ketchup song.*

    • @derbuhn
      @derbuhn 4 года назад +37

      It was meent for Jazza to ... catch up to her intelligence.. ba dum ts

    • @tooumes7523
      @tooumes7523 4 года назад +12

      My real name Callie,I love ketchup

    • @asdfxw5752
      @asdfxw5752 4 года назад +11

      Mira lo que se avecina a la vuelta de la esquina... :V

    • @iambb6053
      @iambb6053 4 года назад +4

      *you're

    • @Al-rw7fc
      @Al-rw7fc 4 года назад +3

      Came here to search for this comment 🙌

  • @wassup3922
    @wassup3922 4 года назад +341

    Cortana: knows what the the cow says
    Jazza: ** Triggered**

    • @ManWithTheCow
      @ManWithTheCow 4 года назад +5

      Can you imagine just walking through the neighborhood and seeing a man beating up a phone while screaming "what the cow says"

  • @JustPolygolfYT
    @JustPolygolfYT 4 года назад +1546

    Jazza: Have you ever killed someone
    Google: I don’t understand... *Plays. Music*

    • @parsanasirzadeh2733
      @parsanasirzadeh2733 3 года назад +12

      Lol

    • @spacevoyager1579
      @spacevoyager1579 3 года назад +12

      jazzy *jazza

    • @dobby2504
      @dobby2504 3 года назад +7

      **Jazza**

    • @joybailey7254
      @joybailey7254 3 года назад +7

      Hold On (By Chord Overstreet I think)
      P.s. This is my mom’s account

    • @gurukn
      @gurukn 3 года назад

      someone arrest that woman! She's flipping dangerous!

  • @rockyember
    @rockyember 3 года назад +5

    THIS IS ONE OF JAZZA’S FUNNIEST VIDEOS, IVE SEEN IT SO MANY TIMES

  • @fadelessland9867
    @fadelessland9867 3 года назад +754

    "Hey John, do you understand this🖕. I understand you loud and clear." Gets me every time😂😂😂

  • @anyawiggins5921
    @anyawiggins5921 4 года назад +259

    When a RUclipsr say Seriously. My Siri activates. Or literally anything that starts with Ser/Sir. Yet when anyone actually says Siri, nothing happens.

    • @GlamityJean
      @GlamityJean 4 года назад +6

      google is the same, you have to repeat yourself 5 times sometimes, but leave your phone unlocked and a youtube video playing on your pc and it's gonna trigger at some point (even if no one says okay, or google and for sure not both at once)

    • @spuffymaxxing
      @spuffymaxxing 4 года назад

      same lol

    • @moonray61
      @moonray61 3 года назад

      You don't have to say Hey before? Maybe it depends on how you chose to phrase it

    • @drushyamalpani3587
      @drushyamalpani3587 3 года назад

      SIRIUS BLACK

  • @thevioletskull8158
    @thevioletskull8158 4 года назад +408

    So I got a sum up list of the Ai:
    John (Bixby): He's a kind robot man who cares about helping people but he's not the smartest tool in the shed. (Not much people like Johh sadly)
    Mimi (Siri,Apple): Mimi is a professional assistant who also carefree,that lack of care can get in the way of being professional witch can lead to bad situations.
    Amy (Alexla, Amazon): She's a cold person who's very smart,she loves info dumping and can't control it, people think when Amy is info dumping,she's trying to be a smart ass or just being a soulless Ai when she's just trying to give info.If get to know Amy,you'll see she dose have a bit of a fun side.
    Cally (Google): She's a extrovert aka a people's person,she likes have fun but also getting the job done,we think she could a murderer though because when asked if she killed someone,Cally pretends to not understand and tries to distract you.
    Courtney (Cortana,Mircosoft Windows 10): She's self conscious because not much people like her (sadly) but she tries her best by telling facts and if asked,says what inspires her. Since Courtney is a day dreamer she can be in her own head though. Also she says “what dose the cow say?” As a insult alot. (I'm a day dreamer so I understand)
    Edit: I’m glad you like the summary and the animation idea is good.

  • @chockitkat3776
    @chockitkat3776 2 года назад +3

    Oh my goodness now I wanna do this challenge where I draw non-living things as humans!! This is so creative and I love his interactions with his AI assistants!! I didn't even expect the video to be this funny and wholesome!! Also. HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY TO GET ALL THE ASSISTANT???

  • @early2exit
    @early2exit 4 года назад +163

    16:20 I’m dying!! 😂 “WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR!?!” “WHATS THE COW SAY!!?”

    • @chicorita9156
      @chicorita9156 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bigwalrus2706
      @bigwalrus2706 3 года назад +4

      i legit thought i was gonna piss myself laughing the first time i saw that

    • @stephholt7629
      @stephholt7629 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @bhargavibala2449
      @bhargavibala2449 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Seventenths
    @Seventenths 5 лет назад +158

    “I’ve head woodland creatures make excellent singers”
    “What like penguins?”
    I hope next time I’m in the forest I run into a little flapper.

  • @edenvixie2405
    @edenvixie2405 5 лет назад +790

    "I like movies that show friendship between humans and machines"
    Me: Wall-E :D
    Jazza: Iron Giant
    Me: oh

    • @Brett77902
      @Brett77902 5 лет назад +21

      Wall-e is good but..
      iron giant > wall-e

    • @jeng6786
      @jeng6786 5 лет назад +47

      Lol I thought wall-e too... But it was more robot with robot. The friendship between human was minimal.. More a mutual respect

    • @williamsokol0
      @williamsokol0 5 лет назад +3

      i thought of short circuit

    • @emilydunn721
      @emilydunn721 5 лет назад +22

      Big hero 6

    • @piewars12345
      @piewars12345 5 лет назад +3

      Iron Giant is the first thing to pop up in my head when anything is mentioned at all...

  • @zarahsgarden2097
    @zarahsgarden2097 2 года назад +4

    Can we get an updated version of this? Love this concept. So frikin funny 😂💕🤖

  • @joshm9381
    @joshm9381 5 лет назад +243

    Jazza: "Stonehenge doesn't really roll off the tongue."
    Jazza Immediately After: "Mono mimic can be mini-mopsh mi-minim-minimun... shorten to Mimi""

  • @soundwaves204
    @soundwaves204 4 года назад +572

    People: have lots of friends
    Jazza: Has every virtual assistant

  • @glorygloryholeallelujah
    @glorygloryholeallelujah 4 года назад +1057

    *”GOOGLE! YOU’RE SELLING SH•T TO ME IMMEDIATELY?!”*
    - yeah that sounds about right. 🤣

  • @georgeandvictoriabeardsall4088
    @georgeandvictoriabeardsall4088 9 месяцев назад +1

    “I understand you loud and clear” had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @kronolith8556
    @kronolith8556 5 лет назад +241

    Jazza: Amy w-
    Amy: Do u want to listen to another fact?
    Jazza: No
    Amy: Say yes-!
    Jazza: NO!
    Amy: …
    Jazza: NOOO!

  • @toto1150
    @toto1150 4 года назад +287

    Who else is jealous about HOW HE HAS A COPIC ARMY THAT COULD START A REVOLUTION

    • @michaellolel9008
      @michaellolel9008 4 года назад +3

      But it was me DIO! - KONO DIO DA (not sure if that’s how it’s spelled)

    • @ameliaparkinson8578
      @ameliaparkinson8578 4 года назад

      I have 20+ COPICS that my dad uses too

    • @bestplayinc4569
      @bestplayinc4569 4 года назад

      MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!

    • @jotarokujo3384
      @jotarokujo3384 4 года назад

      BESTPLAY INC yare yare daze........ ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA....... ORA!!!!!!

    • @jessicafidler6337
      @jessicafidler6337 4 года назад +1

      I don’t even have one!

  • @accookiee
    @accookiee 5 лет назад +717

    Jazza: Hey John, do you like what I drew?
    John: I didn’t understand that
    Jazza: Hey John, do you like my gift for you?
    John: *I didn’t understand that*
    Jazza: *holds up middle finger* Do you understand *this?*
    John: *I UNDERSTAND YOU LOUD AND CLEAR*

    • @nadzhoroo
      @nadzhoroo 5 лет назад +15

      😂thats my favorite part

    • @robinhysong5815
      @robinhysong5815 5 лет назад +5

      Is there a time stamp? 😂😂😂

    • @malpharynx
      @malpharynx 5 лет назад +3

      @@robinhysong5815 7:53 :)

    • @tiaa2481
      @tiaa2481 5 лет назад +6

      John thinking
      I am happy that I did not get destroyed even if I was evil

  • @echo-ink
    @echo-ink 3 года назад +2

    I find this way funnier then I should, but that last bit where you just kill Cortana and then insult them was just- mWaH 🤣