Mr Smith Just chill Agent Smith... You ask me, Ashu, What was the first thing that you did after you became enlightened? Laughter. And that’s the thing that I have been doing since then. I cannot laugh before you while telling jokes because that destroys the jokes, but I laugh through you. Mario staggers into his favorite bar and asks for a triple scotch. ”What happened to you?” the bartender asks. ”I am fucking mad!” Mario says. ”It all started late last night. We had been working late and my secretary asked me to drive her home. When I turned on the ignition of my car, the key snapped off in my hand!” ”Oh, that would sure piss me off,” says the bartender. ”No, that didn’t get me mad,” says Mario. ”We just took a cab, went up to her apartment and ate a little snack she prepared. Then she asked me if I would like to lie down with her a while.” ”And then?” asks the enthralled bartender. ”Well,” continues Mario, ”as I unzipped my trousers my bloody fly got jammed and I couldn’t get my pants off!” ”Wow! That would really get me mad!” exclaims the bartender. ”Naw... That didn’t get me mad. We got into it soon enough, and there we were going at it good and strong when all of a sudden there was a key in the latch. ’Quick,’ she said, ’it must be my husband. Hide!’ ” ”Now that’s a real piss-off!” says the bartender. ”No,” says Mario, ”that’s not what made me mad. I had to hide fast. In the cupboard and under the bed were obvious places, so I hung by my fingers out of the window. ’ ”And then?” says the bartender. ”Well, the husband bursts in and yells, ’Where is that sonofabitch hiding?’ And without waiting for an answer he looks under the bed and in the cupboard and then he looks out of the window and sees me hanging by my fingers there with no clothes on.” ”And then?” says the bartender. ”Well, he runs to his cupboard and pulls out a nine iron from his golf bag and with a grin on his face jumps onto the window sill and starts teeing off on my finger-tips, one by one.” ”Jesus Christ! No wonder you are mad!” says the bartender. ”No! That’s not why I am mad!” says Mario. ”It was only when he got down to the last finger that I looked down and realized that I was only twelve inches off the ground! That’s why I am mad!” - OshO Theologia Mystica Chapter #9 I Laughed www.oshoworld.com 🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼
@@ashokathegreat4259 it looks like he is but He was not.. Just from watching his videos, his talks and reading from his books, I don't think he is fraud.
Millions thrive daily on beautiful voices of these masters. Their role is great in relieving the distressed heart. Millions of blessings to the creators of RUclips, the cell phone and the laptop as well.
Sadhguru's words have happened to me. Ever since I have investigated the nature of "Who am I" and realized I wasn't the body time is just flying away. It moves sooooo fast. Boom, it feels like a second ago since I had that awakening, but its been over 3 months!
Jiddu Krishnamurti was the original who said 'All Time IS Now!'-the rest were inspired by him-although he denied any guruship or any form of authority. One has to Discover this Fact of the Moment, Realize this Truth of Nowness with All One's Being and NOT just be caught up intellectually in thought. Osho, Eckhart, Sadhguru all had great respect for JK. This Realization of Nowness is Enlightenment-which is beyond words or any measurement or any concepts!
Amazing collection! Eckhart, Mooji, Osho... My masters.. Next time, perhaps you will put in Adyashanti, and Gangaji.. It would be perfect, in that Now ☺
Inspirational, thank you! Time does not exist outside of yourself but is completely subjective. Your mind is instantaneously creating boundaries around each experience whether self-created or other-created. The more we personify and externalize time and allow it to dominate and control ourselves rather than using it as a convenient tool, the more disempowerment and enslavement one feels and therefore experiences. Any device such as time, money, medicine, or even this life itself, has been created for your convenience not abuse and to become enslaved or consider any of them greater than and outside yourself, something that you must follow or chase after, is creating a false religion. Others have created money and trade since everyone seems to find it convenient; you are creating time right now with your physical mind; you and others have been creating medicine all throughout as well as creating time and Life together. Personifying and externalizing devices as something not of yourself does no good and the creation of enslavements will be the difference in one's Time when it comes to one's so-called future (that which we are currently manifesting for experience) and what that will feel and look like.
There was another video compilation using the soundtrack " Falling" from SoundCloud, may you let me know where that video is? It was very helpful to me. As well as who is the creator of the song?
For me the most painful moment was when my mind saw that I had no choice, no free will...there is nothing i can do, my mind wasn't satisfied by this, just an empty bucket, and i ask again and again, and again " what i am " and then i stop, then i just know that the empty bucket is a vibrant silence, light that gives birth to all forms...
It’s not possible to explain the existence in any language and words.... it is like trying to explain sweet taste in words. But we should be great full to these kind masters who are trying to with every thing in there power to show us the path 🙏
Pure consciousness is eternal, limitless and infinite. When there are no limits or boundaries, there is potential for infinite creativity as creativity can only be limited by that which is itself limited. Infinite creativity implies that every possible reality exists. Reality is simply experience. Thus, every possible experience exists including experiences of time and no time.
Could we see and feel the continuous alternating between waves and particles as the continuous flow of time? Just like the tick tock tick tock of a clock the spontaneous absorption and emission of light photon energy relative to the atoms forms the ever changing world of our everyday life. We see and feel this process as the passage of time with an emergent future unfolding relative to the atoms or elements of the periodic table.
Although I do not have a favorite among these "enlightened beings" as far as this topic on the unreality of time goes, it is certainly productive to hear each of them provide their special brand of guidance in that area. This was a wonderful and thoughtful presentation and I was delighted to find it by accident (or are there really any "accidents"?).
I explain the nature of time on my blog over at www.theteachingsofkingdavid.com - all times manifest at once, past, present, and future and we are fixated in the experience of time through systems setup by Elohim in the various dimensions of consciousness.
@@LinguisticLifeform ur purpose for life will give u the answer for that, ur work here exists from 5 spheres from the body ie manifest with ur body or ur mind or from time or energy, or from ur intellect or from the happiness realm so from wherever u want to influence the world is a choice u have aplenty, and even if u don't want 2 thrs nothing which shd matter as long as u r part of that happiness and the recognition ur a good part of that that what u call God ❤️😍
I would like to know why there are no women in this line up. I'm not feeling angered or upset that there is no women, it's just hard not to notice the word "enlightened beings" and even though there is diversity of nationality here, there is no diversity of gender. I find the answer that one other woman got below when she brought up the same thing, was a very big "spiritual bypass" answer (not from the channel owner). Just interested to see what the response will be.
Because women don't care about all this. Even if they get enlightened or whatever. I doubt they will ever bother about what is time and what is life. Their whole interest is in being and love. Only very very few women will be interested.
Jesus that last guy speaks slow xD. And btw.. isnt living in the future same as living in the now according to theyre arguments? Then why the struggle?
first guy's arguments: total bulshit! Sadhguru: better, but: time ticks at the same pace: wrong! Krishnamurti: "the future is now" - briliant insite! the guy after that: mixing concequences of Einstein's special theory of relativity with the conciousness in a way that i can't buy it. he is basicaly a fraud. Mooji: doesn't make much sense at all, but he managed to steal some of my time. Spira: please, put him in some container. his arguments are just sooo stupid! it really hurts to listen. Osho: not talking much about nature of time, rather talking about how to experience and enjoy the present moment, but as always, it's a pleasure .
enlightenment is not some attainable or achievable object of knowledge that is somehow separate from yourself. to say things like "enlightened being" contradicts the very nature of enlightenment which includes the absence of the ego construct.
Calm down friend, no need for ad-hominem insults. If you have an argument then present it and we can speak about it, but don't go around insulting people childishly.
The you that wants a female speaker isn't the real YOU, the you that want's a female speaker is a THOUGHT = ego, mind , illusion and not reality. Reality (your true nature) doesn't have gender nor preference. Having said all that this youtube channel is one the best spiritual channels you will find and I've experienced many! There are plenty of excellent vieos Ganjaji and Lisa Cairns that I highly recommend. Peace xoxo
these guys are just drops in compare with the OCEAN of knowledge of His Holiness Maharishi Mahesh Yogi , and your knowledge is also very limited if you did not mentioned Him :) poor guys :)
Just chill... You ask me, Ashu, What was the first thing that you did after you became enlightened? Laughter. And that’s the thing that I have been doing since then. I cannot laugh before you while telling jokes because that destroys the jokes, but I laugh through you. Mario staggers into his favorite bar and asks for a triple scotch. ”What happened to you?” the bartender asks. ”I am fucking mad!” Mario says. ”It all started late last night. We had been working late and my secretary asked me to drive her home. When I turned on the ignition of my car, the key snapped off in my hand!” ”Oh, that would sure piss me off,” says the bartender. ”No, that didn’t get me mad,” says Mario. ”We just took a cab, went up to her apartment and ate a little snack she prepared. Then she asked me if I would like to lie down with her a while.” ”And then?” asks the enthralled bartender. ”Well,” continues Mario, ”as I unzipped my trousers my bloody fly got jammed and I couldn’t get my pants off!” ”Wow! That would really get me mad!” exclaims the bartender. ”Naw... That didn’t get me mad. We got into it soon enough, and there we were going at it good and strong when all of a sudden there was a key in the latch. ’Quick,’ she said, ’it must be my husband. Hide!’ ” ”Now that’s a real piss-off!” says the bartender. ”No,” says Mario, ”that’s not what made me mad. I had to hide fast. In the cupboard and under the bed were obvious places, so I hung by my fingers out of the window. ’ ”And then?” says the bartender. ”Well, the husband bursts in and yells, ’Where is that sonofabitch hiding?’ And without waiting for an answer he looks under the bed and in the cupboard and then he looks out of the window and sees me hanging by my fingers there with no clothes on.” ”And then?” says the bartender. ”Well, he runs to his cupboard and pulls out a nine iron from his golf bag and with a grin on his face jumps onto the window sill and starts teeing off on my finger-tips, one by one.” ”Jesus Christ! No wonder you are mad!” says the bartender. ”No! That’s not why I am mad!” says Mario. ”It was only when he got down to the last finger that I looked down and realized that I was only twelve inches off the ground! That’s why I am mad!” - OshO Theologia Mystica Chapter #9 I Laughed www.oshoworld.com 🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼
Beautiful collection .. Thank you 🙂
You're very welcome:)
Osho and krishnamurti where the few ones who had guts to say truth with no fear no matter who gets offended. That's a real master.
Osho is really enlightened. He is the only one who give us the notion of eternity.
Mr Smith ☺
@@atmoo3447 hahaha....you're spot on.
Mr Smith
Just chill Agent Smith...
You ask me, Ashu, What was the first thing that you did after you became enlightened?
Laughter. And that’s the thing that I have been doing since then. I cannot laugh before you while telling jokes because that destroys the jokes, but I laugh through you.
Mario staggers into his favorite bar and asks for a triple scotch.
”What happened to you?” the bartender asks.
”I am fucking mad!” Mario says. ”It all started late last night. We had been working late and my secretary asked me to drive her home. When I turned on the ignition of my car, the key snapped off in my hand!”
”Oh, that would sure piss me off,” says the bartender.
”No, that didn’t get me mad,” says Mario. ”We just took a cab, went up to her apartment and ate a little snack she prepared. Then she asked me if I would like to lie down with her a while.”
”And then?” asks the enthralled bartender.
”Well,” continues Mario, ”as I unzipped my trousers my bloody fly got jammed and I couldn’t get my pants off!”
”Wow! That would really get me mad!” exclaims the bartender.
”Naw... That didn’t get me mad. We got into it soon enough, and there we were going at it good and strong when all of a sudden there was a key in the latch. ’Quick,’ she said, ’it must be my husband.
Hide!’ ”
”Now that’s a real piss-off!” says the bartender.
”No,” says Mario, ”that’s not what made me mad. I had to hide fast. In the cupboard and under the bed were obvious places, so I hung by my fingers out of the window. ’
”And then?” says the bartender.
”Well, the husband bursts in and yells, ’Where is that sonofabitch hiding?’ And without waiting for an answer he looks under the bed and in the cupboard and then he looks out of the window and sees me hanging by my fingers there with no clothes on.”
”And then?” says the bartender.
”Well, he runs to his cupboard and pulls out a nine iron from his golf bag and with a grin on his face jumps onto the window sill and starts teeing off on my finger-tips, one by one.”
”Jesus Christ! No wonder you are mad!” says the bartender.
”No! That’s not why I am mad!” says Mario. ”It was only when he got down to the last finger that I looked down and realized that I was only twelve inches off the ground! That’s why I am mad!”
- OshO
Theologia Mystica
Chapter #9
I Laughed
www.oshoworld.com
🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼
OSHO THE CLEAREST!
osho was a fraud.
@@ashokathegreat4259 Your mind is the fraud, though.
@@ashokathegreat4259 it looks like he is but He was not.. Just from watching his videos, his talks and reading from his books, I don't think he is fraud.
@@ashokathegreat4259 his way was very different from any other.... But was there
@@JonasAnandaKristiansson he is not for kid
Millions thrive daily on beautiful voices of these masters. Their role is great in relieving the distressed heart. Millions of blessings to the creators of RUclips, the cell phone and the laptop as well.
Sadhguru's words have happened to me. Ever since I have investigated the nature of "Who am I" and realized I wasn't the body time is just flying away. It moves sooooo fast. Boom, it feels like a second ago since I had that awakening, but its been over 3 months!
Bullshit
Jaggi is fraud
All of them are great ❤️🙏🏾🕉
amazing work of presenting the most and only amazing. thank you thank you thank you. i could never say it better than them.
Namaste dear Master Sri Mooji! No words! All other Masters are equally saluted as they are the same source manifesting in different bodies!!
Very beautifully described!
We all are
Daniel Vousden There's no we or all or are. 🙏
Oshoooo oshoooo oshoooo oshoooo❤️❤️❤️❤️
great video
We are always at the Present moment.
"Time is just how the mind sees eternity."
Great compilation by great RUclipsr. Good Luck! 💐
one of my favourite videos on youtube, it always brings me back to the now and makes me see what is really important to discover
THANK YOU. I've been suffering for months to connect to the present moment and Eckhart did it ! :D I Love You Aurelio.
I'm glad this video helped you my friend!
Aurelio Yuga :). You're amazing. Thank you for doing what you do. :)
how are you doing now?
Gracias por tanta ayuda. Lo necesita la humanidad.
Jiddu Krishnamurti was the original who said 'All Time IS Now!'-the rest were inspired by him-although he denied any guruship or any form of authority. One has to Discover this Fact of the Moment, Realize this Truth of Nowness with All One's Being and NOT just be caught up intellectually in thought. Osho, Eckhart, Sadhguru all had great respect for JK. This Realization of Nowness is Enlightenment-which is beyond words or any measurement or any concepts!
Amazing collection! Eckhart, Mooji, Osho... My masters.. Next time, perhaps you will put in Adyashanti, and Gangaji.. It would be perfect, in that Now ☺
Thanks so much for this
Inspirational, thank you!
Time does not exist outside of yourself but is completely subjective. Your mind is instantaneously creating boundaries around each experience whether self-created or other-created. The more we personify and externalize time and allow it to dominate and control ourselves rather than using it as a convenient tool, the more disempowerment and enslavement one feels and therefore experiences. Any device such as time, money, medicine, or even this life itself, has been created for your convenience not abuse and to become enslaved or consider any of them greater than and outside yourself, something that you must follow or chase after, is creating a false religion. Others have created money and trade since everyone seems to find it convenient; you are creating time right now with your physical mind; you and others have been creating medicine all throughout as well as creating time and Life together. Personifying and externalizing devices as something not of yourself does no good and the creation of enslavements will be the difference in one's Time when it comes to one's so-called future (that which we are currently manifesting for experience) and what that will feel and look like.
Osho explained it the best.
Osho wasn't enlightened. He was a crook.
@@chocomanger6873 corrupted mind you have.
@@JonasAnandaKristiansson Yoda you speak like.
This is the list of public (English)speakers who are enlightened and there are lot of other enlightened people around world
Sadhguru Pranam
Osho...❤️
"It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who has been swimming naked".
Thanks for posting
There was another video compilation using the soundtrack " Falling" from SoundCloud, may you let me know where that video is? It was very helpful to me. As well as who is the creator of the song?
Sadguru & Mooji...The Mystics
Love
For me the most painful moment was when my mind saw that I had no choice, no free will...there is nothing i can do, my mind wasn't satisfied by this, just an empty bucket, and i ask again and again, and again
" what i am " and then i stop, then i just know that the empty bucket is a vibrant silence, light that gives birth to all forms...
AY, thank you for ur compilation on time.
You are very welcome!
Osho.. The real one...
Osho!
It’s not possible to explain the existence in any language and words.... it is like trying to explain sweet taste in words. But we should be great full to these kind masters who are trying to with every thing in there power to show us the path 🙏
Pure consciousness is eternal, limitless and infinite. When there are no limits or boundaries, there is potential for infinite creativity as creativity can only be limited by that which is itself limited. Infinite creativity implies that every possible reality exists. Reality is simply experience. Thus, every possible experience exists including experiences of time and no time.
Could we see and feel the continuous alternating between waves and particles as the continuous flow of time? Just like the tick tock tick tock of a clock the spontaneous absorption and emission of light photon energy relative to the atoms forms the ever changing world of our everyday life. We see and feel this process as the passage of time with an emergent future unfolding relative to the atoms or elements of the periodic table.
An artist theory on the physics of 'Time' as a physical process. Quantum Atom Theory
magnificent!
:)
amazing masters....you missed bashar tho!!!!
Thank you for your comment Sanjay. At the time when I made this video I didn't know him.
But you're right, Bashar is in every way fantastic.
these masters are my oxygen! im sure yours too! all glories to the self.
Can @Aurelio Yuga give me the source material for Rupert Spira's part of the video?
Time is simply the measurement of motion between to or more objects relative to each other
Remove Doubt or Complaint says more than all words in history combined. 🙏😇
Although I do not have a favorite among these "enlightened beings" as far as this topic on the unreality of time goes, it is certainly productive to hear each of them provide their special brand of guidance in that area. This was a wonderful and thoughtful presentation and I was delighted to find it by accident (or are there really any "accidents"?).
I explain the nature of time on my blog over at www.theteachingsofkingdavid.com - all times manifest at once, past, present, and future and we are fixated in the experience of time through systems setup by Elohim in the various dimensions of consciousness.
I never felt more human
Rupert Spira went the deepest.
relevant.
today we live in a complex world. keeping it simple is foreign.
Time isnt a what eternity looks like viewed by the mind.
Time is what THIS WORLD IS.
Why isn't dr david hawkins in this?
everything happens in the mmMEow!
Am-ma -Tek ya, no
And by the way, there only 2 enlightened beings on this list, Osho and K.
how would you know? Are you "enlightened"?
@@LinguisticLifeform Well, I'm not... But I'm not short-sighted...
None of them are enlightened. The truth is simple.
What about eckhart tolle? I am pretty sure Jaggi is not
@@LinguisticLifeform ur purpose for life will give u the answer for that, ur work here exists from 5 spheres from the body ie manifest with ur body or ur mind or from time or energy, or from ur intellect or from the happiness realm so from wherever u want to influence the world is a choice u have aplenty, and even if u don't want 2 thrs nothing which shd matter as long as u r part of that happiness and the recognition ur a good part of that that what u call God ❤️😍
Osho
Maaan you're doing great job by making these videos !
you are all enlightened . you are all light . You pay attention to this people like religions portray jesus as being better then them.
Decay is the proof of Time..
Myers Briggs?
Enneagram?
The big bang was the end of a previous Universe. .
Eckhart and everyone have such a good influence on the world
Osho is an only enlightened master of this century.
Krishna Bajgai calling shyla (or whatever her name was) a bitch on public television, very enlightened
osho on top and sadhguru is still in the way
Why are you making comparison?
imagine thinking there's a hierarchy in this
❤
I would like to know why there are no women in this line up. I'm not feeling angered or upset that there is no women, it's just hard not to notice the word "enlightened beings" and even though there is diversity of nationality here, there is no diversity of gender. I find the answer that one other woman got below when she brought up the same thing, was a very big "spiritual bypass" answer (not from the channel owner). Just interested to see what the response will be.
Because women don't care about all this. Even if they get enlightened or whatever. I doubt they will ever bother about what is time and what is life. Their whole interest is in being and love. Only very very few women will be interested.
Jesus that last guy speaks slow xD. And btw.. isnt living in the future same as living in the now according to theyre arguments? Then why the struggle?
We are all one
tofusauce
totality
Non of them are enlightened.if you want to find an enlightened one go and find in different places , not in social media .
May i talk to you please?
ruclips.net/video/Ipi5Myb2TfI/видео.html
Krishnamurti voice...
Time is subjective and sadly objective. .
So enlightened and yet they still try and answer stupid questions.
Mr Smith ☺
why do you think that trying to answer stupid questions is an unenlightened thing to do?
Daniel ☺
it is wrong to call everyone enlightened because of some spiritual , or phsycological experience .
Sandeep Maheshwari is also among enlightenment group of elites.
Don't listen to Osho, that man is dangerous.
Osho is opium. Once you start listening him, you can never stop yourself.
He has answer of every question.
Yes he is dangerous to ones ignorance and ego.
Let the slaves listen them they removed from nature and brainwashed
even a short-circuit could be mistaken as enlightenment by crackpots!
first guy's arguments: total bulshit! Sadhguru: better, but: time ticks at the same pace: wrong! Krishnamurti: "the future is now" - briliant insite! the guy after that: mixing concequences of Einstein's special theory of relativity with the conciousness in a way that i can't buy it. he is basicaly a fraud. Mooji: doesn't make much sense at all, but he managed to steal some of my time. Spira: please, put him in some container. his arguments are just sooo stupid! it really hurts to listen. Osho: not talking much about nature of time, rather talking about how to experience and enjoy the present moment, but as always, it's a pleasure .
U seem to be all knowing since you just judged all of them😆😆😆😐
Except Rajneesh, Krishnamurti and Jaggi rest are just fooling around with their half baked knowledge.
I don’t know how People don’t get it.
Jaggi is also fooling people....like u
Jaggi is a fraud. Eckhart tolle maybe real
There is no is. 🙏
there are no enlightened beings, never were, and there never will be!
free infinity what do you mean
enlightenment is not some attainable or achievable object of knowledge that is somehow separate from yourself. to say things like "enlightened being" contradicts the very nature of enlightenment which includes the absence of the ego construct.
The Diamond Sutra says clearly "if in a bodhissatva or a buddha the notion of a being was to appear, he would not be a buddha".
No need of your stupidity whatever you are
Calm down friend, no need for ad-hominem insults. If you have an argument then present it and we can speak about it, but don't go around insulting people childishly.
No woman - really?
Eva Stephanie no
The you that wants a female speaker isn't the real YOU, the you that want's a female speaker is a THOUGHT = ego, mind , illusion and not reality. Reality (your true nature) doesn't have gender nor preference.
Having said all that this youtube channel is one the best spiritual channels you will find and I've experienced many! There are plenty of excellent vieos Ganjaji and Lisa Cairns that I highly recommend. Peace xoxo
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these guys are just drops in compare with the OCEAN of knowledge of His Holiness Maharishi Mahesh Yogi , and your knowledge is also very limited if you did not mentioned Him :) poor guys :)
Jiddu Krishnamurti was not an enlightened master he was good scholar
I don't think anyone can be sure of another person enlightenment. Dear Vinayak you can check yours.
vinayak kalburgi oh so you have a judgment? On what basis? Who are you to decide who is Enlightened who is not? See your stupidity first
all of them are liers..
ashoka the great you know this how?
Please shine some light on the matter great all knowing one
Marius Bila he cant even spell
Just chill...
You ask me, Ashu, What was the first thing that you did after you became enlightened?
Laughter. And that’s the thing that I have been doing since then. I cannot laugh before you while telling jokes because that destroys the jokes, but I laugh through you.
Mario staggers into his favorite bar and asks for a triple scotch.
”What happened to you?” the bartender asks.
”I am fucking mad!” Mario says. ”It all started late last night. We had been working late and my secretary asked me to drive her home. When I turned on the ignition of my car, the key snapped off in my hand!”
”Oh, that would sure piss me off,” says the bartender.
”No, that didn’t get me mad,” says Mario. ”We just took a cab, went up to her apartment and ate a little snack she prepared. Then she asked me if I would like to lie down with her a while.”
”And then?” asks the enthralled bartender.
”Well,” continues Mario, ”as I unzipped my trousers my bloody fly got jammed and I couldn’t get my pants off!”
”Wow! That would really get me mad!” exclaims the bartender.
”Naw... That didn’t get me mad. We got into it soon enough, and there we were going at it good and strong when all of a sudden there was a key in the latch. ’Quick,’ she said, ’it must be my husband.
Hide!’ ”
”Now that’s a real piss-off!” says the bartender.
”No,” says Mario, ”that’s not what made me mad. I had to hide fast. In the cupboard and under the bed were obvious places, so I hung by my fingers out of the window. ’
”And then?” says the bartender.
”Well, the husband bursts in and yells, ’Where is that sonofabitch hiding?’ And without waiting for an answer he looks under the bed and in the cupboard and then he looks out of the window and sees me hanging by my fingers there with no clothes on.”
”And then?” says the bartender.
”Well, he runs to his cupboard and pulls out a nine iron from his golf bag and with a grin on his face jumps onto the window sill and starts teeing off on my finger-tips, one by one.”
”Jesus Christ! No wonder you are mad!” says the bartender.
”No! That’s not why I am mad!” says Mario. ”It was only when he got down to the last finger that I looked down and realized that I was only twelve inches off the ground! That’s why I am mad!”
- OshO
Theologia Mystica
Chapter #9
I Laughed
www.oshoworld.com
🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼😂🙏🏼
You see what you are
They are in a deep sleep don't try woke them up those people brainwashed heavily and removed from nature