Agreed and it's so fascinating that he thinks a "lolcow" has to be a fat guy and he isn't one because he isn't as fat as boogie. It seems like her really thinks lolcow is a physical attribute.
I wonder how his '"wife thing"" feels everytime he calls someone grossly obese, or disgusting due to their weight. This isn't his first time doing it either. She's not exactly hitting her BMI, and if Phil looks at his own gooey self in the mirror and thinks he's some kind of pinnacle of health....he's dead wrong. Shout out to Phil's yonkers.
@@daytractor8553It was hilarious when Kat said she really liked coffee creamer Phil immediately said he liked it too but hasn't drank it in a while because drinking coffee creamer will made him "fat and disgusting." I was like HOLY S*****T Phil chill out do you really not understand what you just said?
I keep wondering exactly what he thought they'd be filming. Because he's always talking about "going all over the place" to film. Your life exists inside four small walls, my dude. No idea where else you'd be filming.
If DSP refuses to do even the tiniest bit of research on a topic before giving his opinion about it, he really should just keep his mouth shut. He ends up looking worse than he already does, and it's such an unforced error on his part.
@@AtlustheBookkeeper Well that is easy for you to say. Do you work 10-12 hours a day? NO! Do you have a mo....waife that you need to interact with? NO! Do you have a catson...slash family that you also need to interact with? NO! So I think you will find that Phil did the best he could. Sound good?
DSP simultaneously: -Knows nothing about EDP -Knows he was framed --Knows he was set up -Knows the only reason he wasn't prosecuted was because the evidence was inadmissable(?) in court -Does not know if there may be concrete evidence -Knows It was a slam dunk case and he did it -Only is telling you what he heard on the internet and has confirmed none of this Oh and Mike Clum's reputation is in question now for working with EDP. Mike Clum went out of his way to make Boogie look bad and Mike Clum can only be redeemed if there is a story about how EDP is misunderstood
Listening to Phil brag about how he's "above the drama" and he dodged a bullet because he's supersmrt and how Boogie and EDP are so far beneath him reminds me of one of my favourite lines from Letterkenny: "Oh come down off the cross, we need the fuckin' wood."
@@UrbanStyleIndividualman. My wife doesn’t even watch reality TV like that, but I told her that DSP is a really boring reality show that everyone else makes entertaining.
Phil is detestable on every level. Constantly mugging for the camera just demonstrates how smug and defiant he is despite being a complete failure as a human. He doesn't realize it but it just makes him look even more foolish and delusional.
I made a generic comment here about the feeling being an inherent revulsion to sensing being manipulated- did it get delete? If so that's weird but here's the point again 😁😂
Nah I think Phil working with him for a bit before rage quitting would have made for a decent doc. But imagine working with him. Phil would be trying to control every aspect, telling his crew how to do their jobs, demanding things be cut or added. It would have been hell for Mike and his crew. I think he should still make the doc without Phil... make it about what its like to be in his presence. You know DSP went into full PR mode and was fake AF the entire time. That would be a good documentary... find others that have worked with DSP in the past. Quartering, Side Scrollers, John and Howard, past employers and coworkers, the FGC. Should make that doc in spite of Phil, cus Phil thinks he controls it being made or not... like he canceled it instead of ruined it. Make it about why Phil has no friends and got fired from every job.
Imagine still having to sift through stacks upon stacks of paper just to get the info you need to fill out on a W2. Now imagine thinking this is normal while it takes everyone else 5 minutes and even less than that to do there taxes now.
DSP acts like there's absolutely NO video evidence of any of the things he said or done. Like we're just pulling our animosity for him out of thin air. He acts that way because that is where he gets his feelings towards people that don't like him. Everything has to be lies because he can't accept the truth about himself and his state in life.
DSP identifying Boogie and EDP as lolcows and declaring himself distinct from them by claiming he isn’t a lolcow all while not being able to pronounce the word lolcow correctly is a beautiful combo.
Him doubling down on "he was framed" really should tell you everything. Even if we're arguing about semantics, taking that position is concerning to say the least.
Typical narcissist position anyways... they were set up, not caught. Like I said, like Cyraxx. They did it with full intent... but becauae it was a set up, that somehow nullifys sending pics of their junk to what they thought was a child. It wasn't really a kid, whats the big deal? 🤮
30:28 reminds me of "right? Right. I agree". I wish I could remember what he was agreeing with himself on but it's rent free in my head forever. Maybe "alottapeepul" really are voices in his head.
The thing Phil will never understand is that the cow does not choose to be milked. A nail does not choose to be hammered down. Lolcows do not choose to be seen as lolcows. Their behavior and existence is why they are seen as lolcows. Him declaring he "will not be milked" just highlights how delusional he is.
On him self pignotizing: I think it's even funnier. The fans (the discord crew) HE pignotized, talked him out of the documentary. Like a jar half full of spoiled jam, it's a moldy little ecosystem in the house of gout.
“How am I going to be creative.” “How am I going to be entertaining?” I ask myself that every time you stream and it always ends in disappointment, DSP.
Dsp wants us to forget he tried stealing the lolcow podcast idea and hosts but failed to secure any financial backing outside of themysterious dent that supposedly wanted to bankroll the whole thing.
This was one cracked out rant. I don’t know how you made this video this short. Phil is all over the place. All fascinating seeing the narcissism blind DSP to the fact that he is exactly like Boogie and EDP because they are all lolcows. Seems like the point in this video DSP didn’t go “I don’t know” about is shitting in them too. And since we all know Phil can’t banter or talk smack at all he has to go with calling eating MCDonalds and donuts immoral more than once. He lost me on that one. Seems way more innocent than overindulging on DoorDash or hogan pulls. Weird stance to take the moral high ground. Man Phil needs to get out and socialize.
I think he knows how unpleasant he is. He would have a tough time trying to socialize with anyone. That's why he has a few viewers who like to be verbally abused and apologize when they get banned. He can't pull the same crap in public.
You’re so spot on with the slam dunk on calling EDP for what he is yet DSP went out of his way to not. You have to be a special style of person to be a RUclipsr or a RUclips viewer and NOT be familiar with what went down with that cupcake. Yet here we are. Once again, I am REALLY hopeful for DSPolitics to drop. If he puts the same disregard for research and world class fence sitting into that channel that he does everything else, he’s gonna miss the days it was just the detractors making fun of him.
its somehow your monotone thats not monotone the thing that entertains me the most and the RRRs, I've started myself to speak like you (not native english speaker here) thanks for the many hours of entertainment Atlus, glad I found you
I think you're 100% right in saying Phil didn't mean to defend EDP. He just has a limited vocabulary despite being a valedictorian years ago and is generally terrible at expressing himself. Phil believes he's being clear about the thoughts in his head but inevitably, is misunderstood because he's a bad communicator. It's so DSP that he never picks up on this pattern of his.
Can we talk about whether it "morally" makes sense for an admitted alcoholic to drink on stream? How about a mobile game addict (again, by his own admission) who still plays gacha games regularly? How nice for DSP that he's over his addictions, even as he continues to indulge them every single day.
Not just self-confessed alcoholic drinking on stream but self-confessed alcoholic BEING PAID to drink on stream. That makes it even worse in my opinion.
I’m not gonna lie every time I go grocery shopping and and I see cupcakes for sale, I think of edp. Same thing with Phil when I see fatty foods and sparkling water .
That is not what happened to EDP. I am the first to say RUclipsr should not do any form of sting operation. The problem with that is there is a reason why it takes to long for the police to set this up. There is a lot of red tape in the legak system which protects pdf.files. The entite system needs to be reformed. A sting like they did with EDP was basically a sure fire way to keep him out of prison. It was botched so bad there isn't even a court case. It would get thrown out immediately. But saying he was "framed" is absurd. What an absolute Phil take this is.
The entire system needs to be reformed, people are giving them attention not because the police are too slow but because they have no interest. Telling your friends is slightly better than nothing, which is what the police do to stop them- literally nothing. They tax people for committing crime, that's pretty much it.
Good take right here. The predator poachers who did the operation unfortunately did it for the reason of clout. They were never really aiming to get EDP in legal trouble, it was to publicly humiliate him. And that's not the way to go with people like him.
What it means to be framed: A crime was committed, but it was pinned on somebody else that's innocent or has nothing to do with it. What it means to be catfished: You were baited into thinking that something exists that doesn't actually exist. Doesn't have to involve a crime, and the catfisher is the one in the wrong. Cant believe I even have to explain that, but Phil is dumb as rock. EDP may have been catfished, but not framed. And he got away because the poachers wanted to publicly humiliate him.
It's incredible that DPS has more hate and anger toward trolls than actual pedophiles. He has no trouble spewing lies about Keem and other detractors, but tiptoes around EDP's shit.
Proves he has a child's mentality. It's not really about the law, the truth, or even right or wrong. People he dislikes or disagrees with are the Antichrist, and people who are actual bad people he dances around because they haven't directly attacked him specifically. Funny how he always talks about objectivity and facts but really has none of that.
I think Mike should just do a doc on Dave but with all the people who have worked with him. That would be far more entertaining than if Phil was actually involved
"The interview became a circus of detractor drama" The interview was done by two people who didn't know anything about Phil or his history on the internet. They had, what, a few weeks to get caught up on him? Regardless of that, they brought him on and started to ask questions about his life. At no point did detractor memes come up except the few times Adam made a quip about his "incident" and they seemed fairly unintentional. The only reason he calls it a "circus of detractor drama" is because they didn't believe him. Who would? Craig seemed fairly honest that DSP's answers to the questions were lackluster or didn't provide any credence to his claims. They asked him about the $5k business expenses and DSP had no answer for it, blatantly admitting he doesn't know what his business expenses are or even what qualifies as a business expense. They asked him about the bank leaks and Adam straight up said that DSP's answer isn't good enough. DSP basically said "There's someone else in this area who has my exact shopping habits and they hacked them" which is ridiculously unbelievable. What did he expect from this? That they'd buy all of his excuses like "logical, rational people"? Because no person with a shred of critical thought is going to buy his words over the evidence provided. DSP had an easy way out in all of these scenarios and he chose not to take them. So what would be a "positive" interview for him? A repeat of The Quartering not asking him any question that people want answers to? Fine, have your no-op of an interview but be prepared when no one gives a shit about it.
I'm convinced the reason the doc didn't happen was Mike Clum was the one who pulled the drag shoot. He had no one willing to come to bat for Phil, everyone who hated him was beyond estatic to join in. And it was going to turn into a one sided slaughter against Phillip of House Burnel. That, or Phil learned Panda Lee was contacted and that shit really is the ultimate nightmare scenario for him. Cause Panda at this point couldn't have a single nice thing to say about Phil and she knows the dirtiest, smelliest underwear at the bottom of the dirty laundry basket.
i would say it was also Mike making it clear that WWE will be talked about because of the proof and Phil admitting he still plays it. This is a no go for Phil as it would only hurt him. The Proof is damning and Phil knows it.
@@saltycarl6581 I think Phil know at this point, the win condition for the trolls is his admitting he's Down From The Rafters. Really, him admitting it and getting help would only help him, it might even get old fans back if he can stop being so neurotic. But his pride won't let it happen cause he knows he's admitting the trolls were right all along.
@@saltycarl6581 I'm pretty sure Kat is so brainwashed she actually believes Phil that he only plays WWE casually and any claims beyond that are just 'the trolls.' But if a perceived neutral third party that wasn't part of 'the trolls' laid it out and said 'yeah, Phil really spent half a million or whatever on this stupid mobile game' it very well could impact their marriage in a very robust and meaningful way. That might be one of the things that made Phil back off.
DSP is fence sitting because he knows from Keem that falsely accusing someone of being a PDF can get him in serious legal and financial trouble. But the idiot doesn’t understand that a minute of research would show what exactly the situation is and he can give his opinion without fear of repercussions
he keeps saying he is "so busy" I am at the point where he manages to gaslight me. like... he just streams right? there is no background heavy editing or projects or a dayjob... right? all he does is stream?
He claims he's in his office ten to twelve hours a day six days a week on stream-related activity. Which is weird 'cause he plays games about 4-5 hours a day and talks for 1.5-2 hours a day. So he's missing three to five hours there. In reality he 'works' about thirty-five hours a week if you include a very generous hour a day for 'behind the scenes' stuff.
EDP is what Phil wanted to be. Popular and successful for doing nothing. EDP literally made it 2M subs off of shit jokes, inappropriate language, and raging. Of course he takes up for him. For once he relates to an urban styled individual. Ironic.
He sounds so confident around 23:00 when he keeps saying. So yknow, I think I made the right decision. Maybe, I don't know, but after hearing that I think I might have made the right decision, you know? I think a dodged a bullet, I don't know, right? After hearing that about EDP, I think I made the right dodge a bullet decision, but I don't know.
If you sees doody latest video on the 7$ end stream of the week for like a dragon the way he deflated or exasperates is almost astoundingly. All day on your butt with the occasional movement to the toilet and sounding like you ran a marathon. Amazing, absolutely amazing. Though if you seen the meme photo lately with his swollen hands yeah something is definitely wrong with the lifestyle he chose.
My concern is that when DSP tries to distance himself when he tries to claim he's the opposite of something, when he's giving us the bug eyes, when he's bobbing all over the place and talking pedantically he's lying, that what ever it is has hit the nail of the head and he's spinning his best web of lies to try and convince people the exact opposite of the truth. With DSP, him just denying something is the most suspicious thing.
"Could you imagine if I did that documentary?" No no no... That would be an actual good decision and at this point we all know you're incapable of doing such a thing. Say what you want about Boogie, but that doc and Lolcowlive have really been helping his channel out. Hell even Wings is seeing a lot of traffic lately, I even watch both of them unironically sometimes. But not DSP no, no. He's gotta make he's curated meaningful content. Because begging the same four pay pigs to support you and your horse is somehow better than actually doing something to improve your life.
Why is his vocabulary so weird? Why does he add prepositions after words for no reason? "Post up" "Caught out" Also there's no way EDP and Boogie just happen to "show up in his feed" after people mention it in chat or behind da scenes given that the algorithm wouldn't recommend it unless that is the kind of content that he's keeping up with in his spare time, which we all know he does to some extent.
I was wondering if I was the only person who found 'cawt owt' so weird. He LOVES using that phrase or term or whatever it is and it always irked me - it 'gets my gout' so to speak.
He dont even "WORK" on ANY of the "Projects" he "Wrking On..." WTF, He is SoOoOoOo Far gone in his own World that theres no hope left... ... ... Not that there wuz 2 begin wit, but u kno wut im sayin...
Phil really went in on trying to justify not doing the documentary with Mike Clum, no matter how he tries to insist otherwise. And he's not slick - we see how he tried to stand up for his fellow lolcow Boogie. Hell, it sounds like he lowkey wants to stan for EDP. Not surprising, though - birds of a feather flock together. Remember how old Panda was when Piggy got acquainted with her.
I’m loving the extra crow noises in these recent videos. It just works. Not sure if you’re timing it with burns on purpose or if it just lines up a lot but it’s very funny.
At this rate, a job at a Burger King might pay more than his current job, and it’d actually be meaningful, not Phil’s definition of “meaningful” & “robust”. Those words mean Zero to me, when Phil says them. They’re just pretty words he likes to use to describe content that’ll get him money.
Once again Phil says why again its because he wants to heavily input into the documentary. He wants his blackfish documentary riddled with sponsored science. His idea for the documentary was that Mike Klum could reel the pbs levels of sponsors that he thought he would get his cut and royalties since Mike is more immune to the tractors since he is literally a guy doing a job. Mike Klum is more professional and says something like you can have your input but I get the final say was his dealbreaker. The other thing is Phil is a conman at the end of the day so the fence sitting is just part of the used car salesman aesthetic he has going. The guy needs his plausible deniability saying he didnt know and people are always overreacting to his lukewarm takes and they need to do their research because he just making his opinion. I also realize I am too long-winded for the end of video comments, but the guy just has such weird headspace to not talk about. Still love the content.
Oh I wanted to ask because I'm out of the loop on this one. Why does a large portion of the Tractor community hate the Sidescrollers? I know pretty much nothing about them apart from the interview and that they're Normie-Right-Leaning. If that's the reason for the hate then I'm pretty confused, because their takes are pretty milquetoast IMO. Is there anything more to it than that?
They just seem disingenuous when arguing their points and put themselves into drama just to drum up some drama. While i dont think the dsp interview came out like that, their later content does, at least to me.
@@AtlustheBookkeeper I see. I've only watched the interview with DSP and nothing else. Thought it was weird just how many Tractors seem to hate them with a passion.
I'm in for the next squad! You had me laughing with that joke. It was much needed after a long day. Kat approves as well. But, jokes aside, taking shots at Mick like that will only get him in trouble. Even Cyraxx won't collaborate with him after this. I understand why Kat sleeps in her own room. That extra-large controller keeps her company lol
Him still talking about this is just a weak attempt to remind himself and the dents of his self placed importance
Yes it’s all framed to fluff himself up. His overwhelming motivation to talk about it
And that he and his dents can't trust anybody outside the snort-verse.
Agreed and it's so fascinating that he thinks a "lolcow" has to be a fat guy and he isn't one because he isn't as fat as boogie. It seems like her really thinks lolcow is a physical attribute.
I wonder how his '"wife thing"" feels everytime he calls someone grossly obese, or disgusting due to their weight. This isn't his first time doing it either. She's not exactly hitting her BMI, and if Phil looks at his own gooey self in the mirror and thinks he's some kind of pinnacle of health....he's dead wrong. Shout out to Phil's yonkers.
Oh this dude has convinced himself that he's been fit his whole life. He did nothing wrong...
He used to be a ifbb pro dood
I mean the first thing he mentioned was “this isn’t a pregnancy announcement”. He’s aware of her lardass, just not self aware enough to not say that.
It’s Pignosis
@@daytractor8553It was hilarious when Kat said she really liked coffee creamer Phil immediately said he liked it too but hasn't drank it in a while because drinking coffee creamer will made him "fat and disgusting." I was like HOLY S*****T Phil chill out do you really not understand what you just said?
I keep wondering exactly what he thought they'd be filming.
Because he's always talking about "going all over the place" to film.
Your life exists inside four small walls, my dude. No idea where else you'd be filming.
If DSP refuses to do even the tiniest bit of research on a topic before giving his opinion about it, he really should just keep his mouth shut. He ends up looking worse than he already does, and it's such an unforced error on his part.
Like i said, had he just looked into it it could of been the easiest W possible
@@AtlustheBookkeeper Well that is easy for you to say.
Do you work 10-12 hours a day? NO!
Do you have a mo....waife that you need to interact with? NO!
Do you have a catson...slash family that you also need to interact with? NO!
So I think you will find that Phil did the best he could. Sound good?
Yes he would then learn EDP has done and be caught doing that more and once but yea Dave wouldn't know that
DSP simultaneously:
-Knows nothing about EDP
-Knows he was framed
--Knows he was set up
-Knows the only reason he wasn't prosecuted was because the evidence was inadmissable(?) in court
-Does not know if there may be concrete evidence
-Knows It was a slam dunk case and he did it
-Only is telling you what he heard on the internet and has confirmed none of this
Oh and Mike Clum's reputation is in question now for working with EDP.
Mike Clum went out of his way to make Boogie look bad
and Mike Clum can only be redeemed if there is a story about how EDP is misunderstood
Sounds god to me
And by the way. Khet agrees.
Amazing. Doesn't know anything about him, but then can recap everything that has happened.
Gin is one hell of a drug ...
YES PLEASE DO THAT SIDE SCROLLERS STREAM! I will eat up every bit of it
Listening to Phil brag about how he's "above the drama" and he dodged a bullet because he's supersmrt and how Boogie and EDP are so far beneath him reminds me of one of my favourite lines from Letterkenny:
"Oh come down off the cross, we need the fuckin' wood."
DSP being delusional is now my everyday treat
I told my wife I’m sorry for making fun of her for watching reality shows because I totally get it now after watching DSP daily
@@UrbanStyleIndividualman. My wife doesn’t even watch reality TV like that, but I told her that DSP is a really boring reality show that everyone else makes entertaining.
THIS, EXACTLY. @@UrbanStyleIndividual
6:48 I would like to point out that Phil once defended Cuties on Twitter just let that sink in
Lmao i fking forgot about that
He did?.... I'm not suprised somehow
0:42 I despise this f*cking nod and stare combo he does constantly... I don't know why, but it's just awful.
I especially love when he's telling a "big" lie and has to hold his eyes shut until he's done speaking
Because it's a manipulation tactic and most people are inherently revolted by noticeable attempts to manipulate them. 🫡.
Phil is detestable on every level. Constantly mugging for the camera just demonstrates how smug and defiant he is despite being a complete failure as a human. He doesn't realize it but it just makes him look even more foolish and delusional.
I made a generic comment here about the feeling being an inherent revulsion to sensing being manipulated- did it get delete? If so that's weird but here's the point again 😁😂
The only one that dodged a bullet was Mike Clum.
Nah I think Phil working with him for a bit before rage quitting would have made for a decent doc.
But imagine working with him.
Phil would be trying to control every aspect, telling his crew how to do their jobs, demanding things be cut or added.
It would have been hell for Mike and his crew.
I think he should still make the doc without Phil... make it about what its like to be in his presence. You know DSP went into full PR mode and was fake AF the entire time.
That would be a good documentary... find others that have worked with DSP in the past. Quartering, Side Scrollers, John and Howard, past employers and coworkers, the FGC.
Should make that doc in spite of Phil, cus Phil thinks he controls it being made or not... like he canceled it instead of ruined it.
Make it about why Phil has no friends and got fired from every job.
Biggest of ups. Definitely do the scrollers interview
Imagine still having to sift through stacks upon stacks of paper just to get the info you need to fill out on a W2. Now imagine thinking this is normal while it takes everyone else 5 minutes and even less than that to do there taxes now.
His “business” is Successful yet he always never has enough money to pay his bills or get the new game everyone wants? Doesn’t sound successful to me
Phil is not poor lol. He likes to make his dents think he is, but he’s well off
DSP acts like there's absolutely NO video evidence of any of the things he said or done. Like we're just pulling our animosity for him out of thin air. He acts that way because that is where he gets his feelings towards people that don't like him. Everything has to be lies because he can't accept the truth about himself and his state in life.
DSP identifying Boogie and EDP as lolcows and declaring himself distinct from them by claiming he isn’t a lolcow all while not being able to pronounce the word lolcow correctly is a beautiful combo.
lahlcao lahlcao!
He does it for the lawls
I wish I could be as deluded against my own flaws, as Phil is about his. It's glorious to watch.
Him doubling down on "he was framed" really should tell you everything. Even if we're arguing about semantics, taking that position is concerning to say the least.
Phil always plays semantics, so it's a valid to hold him to the words he says.
Cyraxx was framed too. 😂
Well, considering he defends Derich, it really isn't a surprise.
Typical narcissist position anyways... they were set up, not caught. Like I said, like Cyraxx.
They did it with full intent... but becauae it was a set up, that somehow nullifys sending pics of their junk to what they thought was a child. It wasn't really a kid, whats the big deal?
🤮
30:28 reminds me of "right? Right. I agree". I wish I could remember what he was agreeing with himself on but it's rent free in my head forever. Maybe "alottapeepul" really are voices in his head.
Philbert would CRUMmMmMBLE @ my job after 1/2 a day...
He'd crumble at any job lets be real
This the man who door dash so much to the point Kat turned into boogie 😅😂
Busy with my personal life leaving my house once a week.
The thing Phil will never understand is that the cow does not choose to be milked.
A nail does not choose to be hammered down.
Lolcows do not choose to be seen as lolcows. Their behavior and existence is why they are seen as lolcows.
Him declaring he "will not be milked" just highlights how delusional he is.
On him self pignotizing: I think it's even funnier. The fans (the discord crew) HE pignotized, talked him out of the documentary. Like a jar half full of spoiled jam, it's a moldy little ecosystem in the house of gout.
“How am I going to be creative.”
“How am I going to be entertaining?”
I ask myself that every time you stream and it always ends in disappointment, DSP.
Dsp wants us to forget he tried stealing the lolcow podcast idea and hosts but failed to secure any financial backing outside of themysterious dent that supposedly wanted to bankroll the whole thing.
His nightbot spams chat every minute. Every minute.
This was one cracked out rant. I don’t know how you made this video this short. Phil is all over the place. All fascinating seeing the narcissism blind DSP to the fact that he is exactly like Boogie and EDP because they are all lolcows. Seems like the point in this video DSP didn’t go “I don’t know” about is shitting in them too.
And since we all know Phil can’t banter or talk smack at all he has to go with calling eating MCDonalds and donuts immoral more than once. He lost me on that one. Seems way more innocent than overindulging on DoorDash or hogan pulls. Weird stance to take the moral high ground. Man Phil needs to get out and socialize.
I think he knows how unpleasant he is. He would have a tough time trying to socialize with anyone. That's why he has a few viewers who like to be verbally abused and apologize when they get banned. He can't pull the same crap in public.
You’re so spot on with the slam dunk on calling EDP for what he is yet DSP went out of his way to not. You have to be a special style of person to be a RUclipsr or a RUclips viewer and NOT be familiar with what went down with that cupcake. Yet here we are.
Once again, I am REALLY hopeful for DSPolitics to drop. If he puts the same disregard for research and world class fence sitting into that channel that he does everything else, he’s gonna miss the days it was just the detractors making fun of him.
I've harbored fantasies of 'The Social Justice Mob' goes after DSP for a while now.
Why does the guy enunciate his Ts like he’s TRYING to spit on his webcam
his lack of preparation and his uninformed opinions will make dsp politics his best khantent yet
".. to show both sides of the equation .." .. Phil, if it is an equation it does not matter which side is shown, they both lead to the same result.
Hey big ups to fellow member DadsThickDong
ME!? REEEEEE
@@DadsThickDong You... Yes, YOU!
its somehow your monotone thats not monotone the thing that entertains me the most and the RRRs, I've started myself to speak like you (not native english speaker here)
thanks for the many hours of entertainment Atlus, glad I found you
Im glad i could influence your speech lol. Appreciate the comment 🙏
Imagine fence sitting a PDF
I think you're 100% right in saying Phil didn't mean to defend EDP. He just has a limited vocabulary despite being a valedictorian years ago and is generally terrible at expressing himself. Phil believes he's being clear about the thoughts in his head but inevitably, is misunderstood because he's a bad communicator. It's so DSP that he never picks up on this pattern of his.
Do you think the dents are like Khat and stare until DSP comes back?
Wouldn't doubt it
Can we talk about whether it "morally" makes sense for an admitted alcoholic to drink on stream? How about a mobile game addict (again, by his own admission) who still plays gacha games regularly? How nice for DSP that he's over his addictions, even as he continues to indulge them every single day.
Not just self-confessed alcoholic drinking on stream but self-confessed alcoholic BEING PAID to drink on stream. That makes it even worse in my opinion.
Damage Control Burnell strikes again ...
32:19 HE said pripple instead of people
cant make this up
"The first 2 docs that Mike Clum is doing"
No no no. You YES YOU, were the second one. You just flaked out.
I can't fathom a documentary having comedy unless the person being interviewed is a joke.
6:19 mind you, edp called out dsp for wwe thing 3 or 2 years ago. And acts as if he dont know him
9:56 he described himself pretty well
So... all of this rambling to justify not doing the documentary... thanks phil we really needed this cope session.
I’m not gonna lie every time I go grocery shopping and and I see cupcakes for sale, I think of edp. Same thing with Phil when I see fatty foods and sparkling water .
The Darksyde of the Sandwich Shoppe: An Atlus the Bookkeeper Documentary.
I had a good laugh imagining DSP as how Doody renders him sitting on the balcony chewing his coffee as the sun rises.
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper
That is not what happened to EDP. I am the first to say RUclipsr should not do any form of sting operation. The problem with that is there is a reason why it takes to long for the police to set this up. There is a lot of red tape in the legak system which protects pdf.files. The entite system needs to be reformed. A sting like they did with EDP was basically a sure fire way to keep him out of prison. It was botched so bad there isn't even a court case. It would get thrown out immediately.
But saying he was "framed" is absurd. What an absolute Phil take this is.
The entire system needs to be reformed, people are giving them attention not because the police are too slow but because they have no interest. Telling your friends is slightly better than nothing, which is what the police do to stop them- literally nothing. They tax people for committing crime, that's pretty much it.
Good take right here. The predator poachers who did the operation unfortunately did it for the reason of clout. They were never really aiming to get EDP in legal trouble, it was to publicly humiliate him. And that's not the way to go with people like him.
What it means to be framed: A crime was committed, but it was pinned on somebody else that's innocent or has nothing to do with it.
What it means to be catfished: You were baited into thinking that something exists that doesn't actually exist. Doesn't have to involve a crime, and the catfisher is the one in the wrong.
Cant believe I even have to explain that, but Phil is dumb as rock. EDP may have been catfished, but not framed. And he got away because the poachers wanted to publicly humiliate him.
Kat's one Butt cheek weighs more than my entire body. LMFAO
I'm sure a single haunch weighs more than most entire people.
It's incredible that DPS has more hate and anger toward trolls than actual pedophiles. He has no trouble spewing lies about Keem and other detractors, but tiptoes around EDP's shit.
Proves he has a child's mentality. It's not really about the law, the truth, or even right or wrong. People he dislikes or disagrees with are the Antichrist, and people who are actual bad people he dances around because they haven't directly attacked him specifically. Funny how he always talks about objectivity and facts but really has none of that.
You can see it in the way he proudly defends Derich
It is astounding how many layers of delusion Phil has built to protect the fantasy land he has created for himself.
I think Mike should just do a doc on Dave but with all the people who have worked with him. That would be far more entertaining than if Phil was actually involved
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"The interview became a circus of detractor drama"
The interview was done by two people who didn't know anything about Phil or his history on the internet. They had, what, a few weeks to get caught up on him? Regardless of that, they brought him on and started to ask questions about his life. At no point did detractor memes come up except the few times Adam made a quip about his "incident" and they seemed fairly unintentional.
The only reason he calls it a "circus of detractor drama" is because they didn't believe him. Who would? Craig seemed fairly honest that DSP's answers to the questions were lackluster or didn't provide any credence to his claims. They asked him about the $5k business expenses and DSP had no answer for it, blatantly admitting he doesn't know what his business expenses are or even what qualifies as a business expense. They asked him about the bank leaks and Adam straight up said that DSP's answer isn't good enough. DSP basically said "There's someone else in this area who has my exact shopping habits and they hacked them" which is ridiculously unbelievable.
What did he expect from this? That they'd buy all of his excuses like "logical, rational people"? Because no person with a shred of critical thought is going to buy his words over the evidence provided. DSP had an easy way out in all of these scenarios and he chose not to take them. So what would be a "positive" interview for him? A repeat of The Quartering not asking him any question that people want answers to? Fine, have your no-op of an interview but be prepared when no one gives a shit about it.
Best Sandwhich-Shop/Scriptorium on the internet!
I wonder how he hasn't been Accused if tax fraud yet unless he writes everything off and doesn't have to go do taxes
I'm convinced the reason the doc didn't happen was Mike Clum was the one who pulled the drag shoot. He had no one willing to come to bat for Phil, everyone who hated him was beyond estatic to join in. And it was going to turn into a one sided slaughter against Phillip of House Burnel.
That, or Phil learned Panda Lee was contacted and that shit really is the ultimate nightmare scenario for him. Cause Panda at this point couldn't have a single nice thing to say about Phil and she knows the dirtiest, smelliest underwear at the bottom of the dirty laundry basket.
i would say it was also Mike making it clear that WWE will be talked about because of the proof and Phil admitting he still plays it. This is a no go for Phil as it would only hurt him. The Proof is damning and Phil knows it.
@@saltycarl6581 I think Phil know at this point, the win condition for the trolls is his admitting he's Down From The Rafters. Really, him admitting it and getting help would only help him, it might even get old fans back if he can stop being so neurotic. But his pride won't let it happen cause he knows he's admitting the trolls were right all along.
@@saltycarl6581 I'm pretty sure Kat is so brainwashed she actually believes Phil that he only plays WWE casually and any claims beyond that are just 'the trolls.' But if a perceived neutral third party that wasn't part of 'the trolls' laid it out and said 'yeah, Phil really spent half a million or whatever on this stupid mobile game' it very well could impact their marriage in a very robust and meaningful way. That might be one of the things that made Phil back off.
Holy moly! He looks like he’s 50yrs old 😂🎉
He's not like other girls. Lol. Got em
this mf eyes are glued to that chat
DSP is fence sitting because he knows from Keem that falsely accusing someone of being a PDF can get him in serious legal and financial trouble. But the idiot doesn’t understand that a minute of research would show what exactly the situation is and he can give his opinion without fear of repercussions
he keeps saying he is "so busy" I am at the point where he manages to gaslight me. like... he just streams right? there is no background heavy editing or projects or a dayjob... right? all he does is stream?
He claims he's in his office ten to twelve hours a day six days a week on stream-related activity. Which is weird 'cause he plays games about 4-5 hours a day and talks for 1.5-2 hours a day. So he's missing three to five hours there. In reality he 'works' about thirty-five hours a week if you include a very generous hour a day for 'behind the scenes' stuff.
EDP is what Phil wanted to be. Popular and successful for doing nothing. EDP literally made it 2M subs off of shit jokes, inappropriate language, and raging. Of course he takes up for him. For once he relates to an urban styled individual. Ironic.
I've wanted an Atlus video on the Sidescrollers interview ever since I watched your 1st video.
I wanted it so fu**in bad! *whimper*
He sounds so confident around 23:00 when he keeps saying.
So yknow, I think I made the right decision. Maybe, I don't know, but after hearing that I think I might have made the right decision, you know? I think a dodged a bullet, I don't know, right? After hearing that about EDP, I think I made the right dodge a bullet decision, but I don't know.
DSPs projection on boogie is wild.
If this was basketball DSPs forehead would be a back board because he can't catch the ball 😹
Atlus, please for the love of god, dunk on the dood for talking shit about Akira Toriyama
16:35 Oh shut up Phil you're not exactly one to talk given your over-reliance on doordash
I’d be down to you to watch the Sidescrollers interview on stream. I haven’t seen it since it came out
If you sees doody latest video on the 7$ end stream of the week for like a dragon the way he deflated or exasperates is almost astoundingly. All day on your butt with the occasional movement to the toilet and sounding like you ran a marathon. Amazing, absolutely amazing. Though if you seen the meme photo lately with his swollen hands yeah something is definitely wrong with the lifestyle he chose.
My concern is that when DSP tries to distance himself when he tries to claim he's the opposite of something, when he's giving us the bug eyes, when he's bobbing all over the place and talking pedantically he's lying, that what ever it is has hit the nail of the head and he's spinning his best web of lies to try and convince people the exact opposite of the truth.
With DSP, him just denying something is the most suspicious thing.
I haven't listened yet, but another topic I was eager to hear your thoughts on 👌 keep it up, King 👑
dsp: "don't watch detractor videos about me, they're all wrong
also dsp: i watched detractor videos on someone and they're all right
13:10 Sure Phil keep telling yourself that this isn't press x to doubt this is press every button on the controller to doubt
"Could you imagine if I did that documentary?"
No no no... That would be an actual good decision and at this point we all know you're incapable of doing such a thing. Say what you want about Boogie, but that doc and Lolcowlive have really been helping his channel out. Hell even Wings is seeing a lot of traffic lately, I even watch both of them unironically sometimes. But not DSP no, no. He's gotta make he's curated meaningful content. Because begging the same four pay pigs to support you and your horse is somehow better than actually doing something to improve your life.
Why is his vocabulary so weird? Why does he add prepositions after words for no reason?
"Post up"
"Caught out"
Also there's no way EDP and Boogie just happen to "show up in his feed" after people mention it in chat or behind da scenes given that the algorithm wouldn't recommend it unless that is the kind of content that he's keeping up with in his spare time, which we all know he does to some extent.
I was wondering if I was the only person who found 'cawt owt' so weird. He LOVES using that phrase or term or whatever it is and it always irked me - it 'gets my gout' so to speak.
He dont even "WORK" on ANY of the "Projects" he "Wrking On..." WTF, He is SoOoOoOo Far gone in his own World that theres no hope left... ... ... Not that there wuz 2 begin wit, but u kno wut im sayin...
someone help my man jasper please bruh
The whole side scrollers interview is a good watch but they went really easy on him, love to see your take on it
Phil really went in on trying to justify not doing the documentary with Mike Clum, no matter how he tries to insist otherwise. And he's not slick - we see how he tried to stand up for his fellow lolcow Boogie. Hell, it sounds like he lowkey wants to stan for EDP. Not surprising, though - birds of a feather flock together. Remember how old Panda was when Piggy got acquainted with her.
Big ups to the Fallout shit!!! hahaha. If I lived to be 500 that would never get old. It's just too good, I LOVE IT!
Yes, yes do the Side Scrollers interview!!
I’m loving the extra crow noises in these recent videos. It just works. Not sure if you’re timing it with burns on purpose or if it just lines up a lot but it’s very funny.
You're the first person to mention them. I was wondering when someone would. They are not intentionally timed lol thats an idea though 🤔
the sidescroller watch is gonna be ❤🔥
At this rate, a job at a Burger King might pay more than his current job, and it’d actually be meaningful, not Phil’s definition of “meaningful” & “robust”. Those words mean Zero to me, when Phil says them. They’re just pretty words he likes to use to describe content that’ll get him money.
If he’s gonna diss my girlie Aeris/Aerith, I’m gonna flip a table. Or two, for good measure.
If Kat was sitting on that table I bet you couldn't flip it. I bet The Rock couldn't flip it.
7:56 I love how right after you said he's stupid and doesn't know how to talk he says "because" twice in a row.
I'd like to see you watch the side scrollers interview I've only ever seen bits and pieces
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Once again Phil says why again its because he wants to heavily input into the documentary. He wants his blackfish documentary riddled with sponsored science. His idea for the documentary was that Mike Klum could reel the pbs levels of sponsors that he thought he would get his cut and royalties since Mike is more immune to the tractors since he is literally a guy doing a job. Mike Klum is more professional and says something like you can have your input but I get the final say was his dealbreaker. The other thing is Phil is a conman at the end of the day so the fence sitting is just part of the used car salesman aesthetic he has going. The guy needs his plausible deniability saying he didnt know and people are always overreacting to his lukewarm takes and they need to do their research because he just making his opinion. I also realize I am too long-winded for the end of video comments, but the guy just has such weird headspace to not talk about. Still love the content.
Boogie is dating someone significantly younger,panda was 17 when she met the guy and now EDP kinda on track tbh
You reacting to the SS interview would be hyped. Big ups, playboy
Oh I wanted to ask because I'm out of the loop on this one. Why does a large portion of the Tractor community hate the Sidescrollers? I know pretty much nothing about them apart from the interview and that they're Normie-Right-Leaning. If that's the reason for the hate then I'm pretty confused, because their takes are pretty milquetoast IMO.
Is there anything more to it than that?
Because of Melonie Mac and that Gey dude they have on there. They act progressive but are 100% Normie Right winger
SideScrollers are pure Goyslop
They just seem disingenuous when arguing their points and put themselves into drama just to drum up some drama. While i dont think the dsp interview came out like that, their later content does, at least to me.
@@AtlustheBookkeeper I see. I've only watched the interview with DSP and nothing else. Thought it was weird just how many Tractors seem to hate them with a passion.
@@AtlustheBookkeeper thanks for deleting my comment under this one .
I'm in for the next squad! You had me laughing with that joke. It was much needed after a long day. Kat approves as well. But, jokes aside, taking shots at Mick like that will only get him in trouble. Even Cyraxx won't collaborate with him after this. I understand why Kat sleeps in her own room. That extra-large controller keeps her company lol
Its because DSP is a fence sitter. He is so scared to lose more paypigs, he will absolutely not pick a side.
Some of his detractors used to be loyal fans/pay pigs til he started treating them like shit, talking down to them.
I have heard of rolling your rs but Atlas manages to roll the whole alphabet.
No freakin' way! Some juice khantent dood
I would say do the side scrollers thing for sure, i would do it on one of Phil's day off. He always gets triggered when its his day off.