Karl Cooks Royalty Tribe Beans On Toast For Dinner | An Idiot Abroad | Absolute Jokes

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @Minabezerai
    @Minabezerai 3 года назад +39

    As someone from Uganda, that bit there is close to my heart! The massive traffic you saw is called the Taxi Park and the place he was shopping at is called Owino. Some of those places are now demolished for shopping centres as far as I know. Real nostalgic stuff. Thanks Dead Parrot!
    34:30 I think when Karl asks the lady if he could join in she says 'it's Baganda, yes." Baganda is the ethnic group most present in the Kampala area [capital city] and that's one of their dances. It's funny I had never seen it being danced there myself. Karl's a lucky bloke, innit?

    • @ilovecats170
      @ilovecats170 3 года назад +8

      Awesome, thanks for sharing some of your local knowledge of Uganda :)

    • @Padraigp
      @Padraigp Год назад +3

      Kinda sad that they bring people to see the last gorillas but then alsl some peoeple cut off their hands steal the babies and destroy and kill them. They need tl be protected its too horrificly sad if you lose those animals.

    • @nickacelvn
      @nickacelvn Год назад +2

      Hey mate nice comment innit lol (NZ here)

  • @ReeVo420
    @ReeVo420 2 года назад +18

    "dankie Jess"
    "donkey jis" 😂

  • @SeArCh4DrEaMz
    @SeArCh4DrEaMz 2 года назад +42

    he was rly great with the kids, turns out i think he could have been a great dad ..

  • @berits.2346
    @berits.2346 Год назад +7

    This is comedy gold. Plus I love how Karl interacts with people. Him dancing or playing pool on the market was beautiful.

  • @hpebackwards
    @hpebackwards 3 года назад +37

    "You sure you saw the gorillas? I'm not gonna get it back and it's Luke in a f-cking fur coat?" Funniest part of the whole series.

  • @krezwan6450
    @krezwan6450 2 года назад +18

    This is guy is a genius in a different way. I swear to God 😂

  • @Tukkerrandy
    @Tukkerrandy 2 года назад +17

    18:57: looks like Suzanne from the back, fucking hell Karl hahahah

  • @warwarneverchanges4937
    @warwarneverchanges4937 2 года назад +14

    Karl is just gold. Remember Steve saying Karl "pls dont have kids", and Ricky "Imagine Karl beeing a tacher", from the podcasts.

    • @deathkampdrone
      @deathkampdrone 2 года назад

      Lol! He definitely is a good teacher for sex education. Doesn't make it harder than it has to be: now kids, basically wear a rubber

  • @75echo
    @75echo 2 года назад +10

    " Sir Attenborough did not have his knob out,..... so i am not doing that" - Karl Pilkington

  • @LiLSlimXxXrapper
    @LiLSlimXxXrapper 2 года назад +11

    Lady: "Thank you Jess"
    Karl:"Donkey Jizz2

  • @LimSky420
    @LimSky420 Год назад +7

    The real story behind the 50 pence is freaking funny... apparently Karl thought he was owed 50 pence for giving a keg of beer to Steve. A keg of beer he got for free anyway 😅 he said he didn't want it and gave it to Steve. Karl had been waiting for Steve to pay him back and it was not happening. Then one day Steve bought him some coffee... he gave Karl the money and the change was 50 pence. Karl refused to hand it over claiming Steve owed him for the keg of free beer he gave to Steve 🤣

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger 3 года назад +19

    Love Karls lessons about Risk... Never do that, don't do this, be careful... Good job

  • @DoeJohn737
    @DoeJohn737 2 года назад +8

    "Haven't you been watching whales in this series?" :D

  • @vinto34
    @vinto34 Год назад +2

    Donkey jizz...the look from hippo lady had me creasing.

  • @Lovethemusic385
    @Lovethemusic385 8 дней назад

    It's pretty magical when Pilk laughs.

  • @phildh9150
    @phildh9150 2 года назад +3

    I love this show. Thanks for posting!

  • @zakken1042
    @zakken1042 6 месяцев назад

    The best bit was Karl talking about Steve and money 😆🤣 50 pence!!! 😆🤣

  • @Epictes
    @Epictes 3 месяца назад

    18:56 “Suzanne from the back” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 HES DONE

  • @johnthorpe1349
    @johnthorpe1349 2 года назад +9

    Those kids r so cool hope n pray they have a grand life 💯❤️. Migwech 🔥

  • @gemmagreen7340
    @gemmagreen7340 Год назад +1

    he was adorable with the kids! I loved Karl here!!

  • @ryanhunter7365
    @ryanhunter7365 2 года назад +8

    Little did Karl know how much charity he's provided with this program. Not Ricky! Karl has.

  • @marv5078
    @marv5078 2 года назад +3

    "I'm singlehandedly causing the world population problem. I'm saving everyone. I'm like superman." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deancronin2471
    @deancronin2471 Год назад +2

    It's like Suzanne from the back...Karl...we can't use that 😮

  • @realBiGO
    @realBiGO Год назад +6

    We have house hippos in Canada but they are not that big.

  • @adrianlouw2499
    @adrianlouw2499 2 года назад +4

    Is that "bodyguard" even got a pocket knife on him? In Diepsloot? Yea no thanks...

  • @Livewell-xgi
    @Livewell-xgi 3 месяца назад

    Carl’s view on voluntourism is 100% correct and wise. It interferes with the locals’ lives. Make sure to give to local vetted humanitarian groups who live and work in the community.

  • @Skyhi.Visuals
    @Skyhi.Visuals Год назад +1

    “ I’ll raise you 5 HUTS”🤣🤣

  • @Hoplasa
    @Hoplasa 2 года назад +3

    karl making rick look like a twat in his own way xd im actually kinda suprised that he was able to lie to rick hehe

  • @lachazaroony
    @lachazaroony Год назад

    `You cant fit all the gorillas on a plane.` Karl: `You could put some of them in business class.` Lmao

  • @Olivia-bh7vs
    @Olivia-bh7vs 2 года назад +4

    um, karls bmx skills woah

  • @wowmujeeb
    @wowmujeeb 7 месяцев назад

    “That’s the thing with charity, it’s never enough”

  • @aaronhughes7573
    @aaronhughes7573 Год назад

    Seepo is like the Preston Garvey of An idiot abroad loool

  • @m.w.4508
    @m.w.4508 23 дня назад

    04:42 the most UwU "nyaaAAAhh..." I've ever heard.

  • @johnkimble1919
    @johnkimble1919 Год назад

    They should make a series where Karl is a happy camper

  • @erikolsen5802
    @erikolsen5802 2 года назад +1

    9:15 brags, tears down house, then asks 'sure we got the right house'

  • @tyronebiggums7296
    @tyronebiggums7296 2 года назад

    That hippo is living the life lol

  • @christophercharlesonelifetime
    @christophercharlesonelifetime 24 дня назад

    Karl said...
    Nobody's paying for shit these days, download for fuck all lol.
    I paid for this and now it's free on youtube!😅

  • @deathkampdrone
    @deathkampdrone 2 года назад +5

    A lot of weird handshaking going on here. Which leads me to believe that Karl is fairly streetwise in Africa. 🤙

  • @AlisonGranger-s5z
    @AlisonGranger-s5z Год назад +3

    I'd love to see a version where Ricky Gervais goes abroad and Karl phones him up, patronizes him, and makes him do things he doesn't want to do. Karl comes out of this looking good, but Gervais comes out of it looking like a bully.

    • @peterwomersley
      @peterwomersley Год назад

      thats tghe premise of the whole show and it Gervais genius as a puppet master that makes the show work

    • @AlisonGranger-s5z
      @AlisonGranger-s5z Год назад

      @@peterwomersley Yeah, I get that.

    • @paddym27
      @paddym27 Год назад

      it's a bit like saying greg davies is a bully in taskmaster@@AlisonGranger-s5z

  • @kevin93azyu
    @kevin93azyu 2 года назад

    " "You say it best when you say nothing at all" - Ronan Keating" - Karl Pilkington.

  • @CaptainTodger69
    @CaptainTodger69 2 года назад +3

    pretty sure that hippo ended up killing its owner

  • @bonjour2098
    @bonjour2098 Год назад +1

    Do they really want to know about risk in sex? I honestly thought I was coming here to talk about Humpty Dumpty."

  • @Yourmomma568
    @Yourmomma568 2 года назад +3

    Karl really plays up the everyman thing. Like all the jokes he makes about his wife, you'd think she's some dumpy old cow with half a brain in her head, but she's very pretty and successful. The most astonishing thing about Karl is that he's managed to keep this charade going for as long as he has.

  • @stoney332
    @stoney332 2 года назад +3

    Strapped on top of a plane is well worse he did that but not the bungy I don't understand that at all ha

  • @asphaltdoctorhrm6409
    @asphaltdoctorhrm6409 2 года назад +6

    Actually a good question - how dangerous is that primary school that he needs security?

    • @neonada.official
      @neonada.official Год назад

      I'm willing to bet just on my gut feeling that more people get shot in US primary schools.

  • @stenh.6243
    @stenh.6243 Год назад

    You have to watch out for those triffids Karl.

  • @lyomon9981
    @lyomon9981 Год назад +1

    What a cute ass hippo omg

  • @privatenoneofyourbusiness5292
    @privatenoneofyourbusiness5292 4 месяца назад

    Good for Karl not letting him being forced to bungeejump 👍🏻! But if my boyfriend told me I couldn't have a cat or dog, he would be out of my life for good. And I can't believe he licked the shit.

  • @eye1_s
    @eye1_s 2 года назад

    has anyone noticed the art on these giant pipes?

  • @catatonicable
    @catatonicable 2 года назад +1

    Those shacks must make good ovens...

  • @kanemonaghan6945
    @kanemonaghan6945 2 года назад +1

    the title does not make sense it should say karl cooks beans on toast for the royalty tribe

  • @littlefoot..
    @littlefoot.. 7 месяцев назад

    24:33 you can hear the cameraman is laughing

  • @catatonicable
    @catatonicable 2 года назад +1

    Jessica attacked some ppl...apparently..

  • @Bajro97
    @Bajro97 2 года назад +14

    Turns around with genuine fear in his eyes after talking to Ricky: "Where's this gonna end - he's got more fuckin money than me!"

  • @reyalPRON
    @reyalPRON Год назад +1

    33:00 so... we give away clothes to the poor. And these poor sell them.. to other poor ppl. That defeats the purpose now does it not?

  • @th33399
    @th33399 6 месяцев назад

    around the 11:00 mark. Steve is such a hypocrite. I completely understand how Karl feels. I've done voluntary work for years and sometimes it just feels frustrating.

  • @barbaragervais6991
    @barbaragervais6991 8 месяцев назад

    When does Karl break character?

  • @Nemesis-LvS-
    @Nemesis-LvS- Год назад

    18:56 RIP karl

  • @brabusmk
    @brabusmk 2 года назад +1

    37:22

  • @francoisgertze6143
    @francoisgertze6143 Год назад

    bodygaurd

  • @Skyhi.Visuals
    @Skyhi.Visuals Год назад +2

    The guy smoking the pipe in the back with the rino. Time travel

    • @sonny9493
      @sonny9493 Год назад +1

      Couldnt take my eyes off him either

  • @aarde7036
    @aarde7036 Год назад

    Can, still, if he wants..

  • @AlisonGranger-s5z
    @AlisonGranger-s5z Год назад

    Ricky's phone calls are annoying in this. Calling him 'boy' etc.

  • @rutindamarcus5239
    @rutindamarcus5239 6 месяцев назад

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @martinm72
    @martinm72 2 года назад

    er
    OsLoKarl P |

  • @PowersOfDarkness
    @PowersOfDarkness 3 года назад +2

    15:56 socialist anti apartheid hero Nelson Mandela

    • @hebiennousnsommespasdanslm6452
      @hebiennousnsommespasdanslm6452 2 года назад

      A real socialist. Not a fake like others corrupted

    • @CaptainTodger69
      @CaptainTodger69 2 года назад +1

      @@hebiennousnsommespasdanslm6452 yes, a socialist who didn't believe in Marxism and was a vocal advocate of free markets [capitalism]

    • @CaptainTodger69
      @CaptainTodger69 2 года назад

      yes, a wondeful capitalist hero who called himself a socialist

    • @PowersOfDarkness
      @PowersOfDarkness 2 года назад

      @@CaptainTodger69 "but as long as Party members work hard and earnestly, never allow themselves to be isolated for one single moment from the day to day struggle of the people, make serious effort to study Marxist literature, learn from the experiences of other comrades and the masses of the people, and constantly strive to steel and cultivate themselves, they will be perfectly able t raise their qualities to the same level as Marx, Englers, Lenin and Stalin." guess who wrote that in 1962?

    • @CaptainTodger69
      @CaptainTodger69 2 года назад

      @@PowersOfDarkness he later said he didn't believe in their theories [probably because the four people mentioned are some of the biggest and most horrible scum bags in history]. As well as fighting for personal and economic freedom, two principals which are the exact opposite of socialism.

  • @PakHemRs
    @PakHemRs 2 года назад +3

    your intro is annoying

    • @Crimis666
      @Crimis666 2 года назад +5

      So are you :).

    • @junjalapeno7773
      @junjalapeno7773 2 года назад +2

      @@Crimis666 nice comeback! Lmao had me laughing for hours

  • @cindycollins4040
    @cindycollins4040 2 года назад +3

    Dislike the female slang reference

    • @H0kram
      @H0kram 2 года назад

      Alright Cindy.

    • @gstrdms
      @gstrdms 2 года назад

      PIPE DOWN, SNATCH-HAVER.

    • @cindycollins4040
      @cindycollins4040 2 года назад

      @@gstrdms really, grow up, you try having everything female being related to being weak

    • @cindycollins4040
      @cindycollins4040 2 года назад

      @@gstrdms is t he just the best

    • @user-rx2et1gh6y
      @user-rx2et1gh6y 2 года назад

      Y?

  • @martinm72
    @martinm72 2 года назад

    Eikel