cholesterol is vital to us, especially for our cells, so it’s a myth that it’s bad, as long as you don’t have super excess in tandem with being a couch potato like king henry viii
Goes to therapy afterward cause who eats a whole block of mozzarella in the first place. None of this would happen if you pulled your head out your ass you would know that.
Not even my dog would eat that monstrosity and to call it mozzarella is an offence to all of the neapolitans that work day and night for one of the best cheeses in the world
For those of you who don't know, just a normal piece of cheese stick is already hard enough to time it correctly so it's fried properly but also not leak, the timing is really specifically strict, let alone an entire big block of mozarella.
I'm glad he admitted that it was the worse idea, cause I was thinking it.
Fr ikr could make soo many pizza with this
much cheese
I immediately knew.
*Takes huge bite* 🤢 this is awful lmao
That admittedly made this video worth it. Him know, and us knowing. He was just bullshitting
Stupid
“There’s no room for a man in my heart because it’s full of cholesterol”
-Poonanji Marsha
Hearts dont fill with cholesterol bro
@@buckbuckleyson2259 you’re right. Mine is full of spite :)
@@BedazzledChanclas deep
@@BedazzledChanclas fits ur pfp lmao
cholesterol is vital to us, especially for our cells, so it’s a myth that it’s bad, as long as you don’t have super excess in tandem with being a couch potato like king henry viii
"Honey, what are we having for dinner?"
"We're having mozzarella stick"
"Do you mean sticks?"
"Stick."
I’m laughing so hard my chest hurts hahahaha this comment was needed
Comments like these give me life
"Enough to feed two people"
Mozzarella block
Mozzarella brick
"Worst idea ever."
My fatass: "I want."
Ngl, same. 💀
Fr it looks mad good
“The worst idea ever” 😂 finally an honest chef
As he's smiling. Eating more. Lol
@@culturebreath369 Doesn't automatically mean that it tastes bad
@@Andre-lp5yh no shit. What a revolutionary thought you had there...
@@culturebreath369 Are you ok?
@@culturebreath369I mean it's a bad idea not a gross one it's still melted cheese so its gotta be tasty and you dont wanna waste it lol
goes to the ER 5 days later for constipation
Goes to therapy afterward cause who eats a whole block of mozzarella in the first place. None of this would happen if you pulled your head out your ass you would know that.
Bayashi finnally has a rival now
finally*
at least this dude admits that a bad idea is a bad idea
He's his father..
FOOD WARS HAS BROUGHT DOWN SOCIETY AS A WHOLE
Bayashis food always looks so disgusting
This is the kind of thing you cook when the intrusive thoughts take over.
this man plans on never taking another shit for the rest of his life
Confucius say..."Never take a sh!t, only leave it"
🤣😂😅
😂🤣😅
that's like a midnight snack for bayashi tv lmao
“Don’t forget the Bev!” Tell me this not his uncle
Omg I just caught that lmao
Neva Neva Neva
Exactly what I was thinking after the first 2 seconds lmao
I'm so glad it wasn't only me that noticed
Neva Neva Neva
I really wanted to say neva neva neva but yall beat me to it.
Man's speedrunning the years he has left to live
Bro just the sound of this dudes voice and the way he listed the steps had me waiting for homie to say “neva neva neva” 😂😂
Then we put the Mozzarella on the grill! 😂
Same here!
Sure suree don’t forgot the Bev
Lmaooo
Bruh same 😂 I was like “This ain’t the Ocky way…but it sure do feel like it”
"You can have once then you're gonna die of heart attack later"
-Uncle Roger
* Star Spangled Banner starts playing *
* an eagle screeches of in the distance *
It's so beautiful!
What the fuck is a kilometer!!!!!
@@randomstranger7905 based
Cheese 🧀
Italian cheese...
M16 firing off in the distance while a very oiled up, toned muscle guy in a bandana smokes a cigar
'Murica
🤣🤣🤣🤣. New subscriber. This was hilarious!! I’m constipated watching it but still funny!!
His heart : if u don't stop i will
🤣
😂😂😂
His bowels: beat ya to it
“….OOOOOOO-💩💩💩💩, that’s a good damn one, I like that…🤣😂🤣😂”!!! G-MOMMEE
i was looking for this comment
I was waiting for a "Sure, suree!!" with the way he was explaining what he was doing lol
The whole time I was thinking that's a bad idea 😂 the last second killed me ahahaha
I don't know where
I don't know how
But I want that RIGHT NOW.
Ocky vibes fr! Waiting for that, “now for the results! OOOHH EEEMMM GEEEE Cant forget the bev, NEVA Neva Neva!!!!!!”
I swear I was thinking the same 😁
Sure sure 😂😂
Yessss
Man, my cheese addicted ass shouldn't watch this while hungry
Waltuh… put your health away Waltuh… I’m going into cardiac arrest right now Waltuh
I cook, I like cheese, and or I need a short idea. “ today we are going to deep fry this whole block of cheese”
You're giving "Chefs Club" a run for their silliness.
Looks deadly ☠️ and delicious 🤤
Who else thought that was butter at first?
Looks like my childhood dream 😊
You wont live up to adulthood
"Got my stomach BUBBLING!!!" 😮🤯😂 LAWD HAVE MERSAYYYY!!!!!!!💪🏾🤩💪🏾
Soft on the outside hard on the inside is literally the exact opposite of what you want
The first bite tastes like heaven but the second bite takes YOU to heaven
I cant imagine the brick of cheese in his guts. He's going to pray for a bowel movement
Me: Now could I get these instructions... the Ocky way? 💪😄🔥
Ocky outta nowhere: SHOOOOOOOORE! SHOOOOOORE!
"Honey what are we going to have for dinner?"
"Cheese"
"What cheese? Grilled cheese?"
"Just cheese"
I can feel my arteries clogging already😂😂
lactose intolerant ppl watching this:
😬 😬 😬
Appreciated his honesty at the end lol
"Knock Knock" ✊🏾✊🏾
"Who's there"? 🤔🤔
"Diabetes" 🥺🥺
I would eat that whole thing!! I am in love with mozzarella cheese
Any Italian would be shocked to hear you call that mozzarella
Not even my dog would eat that monstrosity and to call it mozzarella is an offence to all of the neapolitans that work day and night for one of the best cheeses in the world
Alright Waltuh, come here. I'm gonna show you how to deep-fry some mozzarella
what a waste
Don’t worry it’s not real mozzarella.
*waiter*: how much constipation do you want?
*customer*: yes
“Nom nom nom, wait I’m having a heart attack. Totally worth it.”
Yea the happiest "worst idea ever" just killed me. 🤣🤣🤣
Experiment: is it wasting food to fry a whole block of cheese. Hypothesis: yes. Result: yes. Am I stupid? Yes.
Me: “ mom what are we having not dinner “
Mom: “fired breadcrumbs with some mozzarella “
I can’t be the only one who thought of ocky because of this guys speech pattern
Shure! Shure!
-"How much cheese do you want?"
-"Yes"
First bite tastes like heaven. Secon bite takes you to the heaven.
“Worst idea ever” lol, at least he owned it
respect for not going "mm, oh yeah! thats delicious"
Now THIS is the content I'm lookin for YT! Look at the size of this thing!
"oh lord my stomach bubbling" - old man looking out the window
Ooo my favorite. Cold mozzarella surrounded by hot mozzarella!!
The first bite tastes like heaven the second bite takes you to heaven
We have mozzarella sticks at restaurant
The mozzarella sticks at restaurant:
this is how you speedrun a heart attack
How to scare a lactose is a great title for this video
I always feel the years coming off out of my body every time someone bites food like that
legend has it, he died of a heart attack as soon as the camera stopped rolling.
"soft on the outside, hard on the inside"
"worst idea ever" BEST IDEA EVER!
mans food be lookin like the king-sized ultra krabby supreme with the works double battered fried, on a stick from spongebob squarepants
MH: I'm gonna deep fry this giant block of cheese!
Every single Mukbanger on YT: Hold my cheese sauce..
finally a chef whos actually drunk!
My mind's telling me no... But my body, my body's telling me yes!!!!!!!
Mortadella: Worst idea ever
Bayashi: Take those words back!
Despite you considering the worst idea ever there’s something oddly wholesome about this
The Italians are coming as we speak to hit us with pans and spoons simultaneously
"Wanna piece of my Mozzy Brick?"
-me probably
For those of you who don't know, just a normal piece of cheese stick is already hard enough to time it correctly so it's fried properly but also not leak, the timing is really specifically strict, let alone an entire big block of mozarella.
That ain't no mozzy stick, that's a MOZZY BRICK!
This will back up your arteries like LA during rush hour
Later in the bathroom :huiiiiurrraaaggguuuuhhheeeeaaaawwwww hhuummmppphh
Seems like a perfectly fine idea to me, cheese and marinara as a standalone meal is pretty good.
Lactose intolerant people: *hears boss music*
Man's voice had me saying "don't forget the bev, neva neva neva"
"How many calories does it have"
"Yes"
"this was the worst idea ever"
who knew deep fringe a BLOCK of mozzarella cheese was a bad idea
“I’m gonna fry this whole block of mozerella!”
NicocadoAvocado:”finally a worthy opponent, OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!”
the Italians screaming in the comments lol
American's: I wonder why the rest of the world thinks we're fat
Also American's:
This gives the phrase "Dangerously Cheesey" a whole new meaning
pov how to get a heart attack in less than 2 minutes
How to have a heart attack in one sitting
Mmm this is delicious
A few moments later
Quick get him in the ambulance hes having a heart attack
“Worst idea eva”
You made my Italian grandmother so proud
Good man
I can feel his heart begging for mercy...
I can't imagine that tastes good.
Me: that looks it'd cause constipation in like, two bites
Also Me: *Pulls out box of laxatives*
*I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!*
I worked for the GREEN MILL and had to make fresh Mozz sticks twice a week. Double coating every one ! Best Mozz sticks on the planet.
Italians be like “lets get a snack”
Bayashi: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!
that aint a mozzarella stick thats a mozzarella brick💀
The mind is willing, but the body would rebel if I had that amount of cheese in 1 sitting.
My mans is never pooping again
This man still hasn't had a bowel movement since.
Mozzarella sticks: family edition
Atleast he admits that this was stupid. If only these other "chef" were this honest.
Cleanliness is part of faith