Hearts Of Iron 4: The Weirdest Game I've Ever Seen.

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  • @iSorrowproductions
    @iSorrowproductions  6 лет назад +3669

    #300kartilleryonly

  • @weebscp0966
    @weebscp0966 4 года назад +2456

    ISP:
    i was in paris eating baguette when phone ring
    “germany join comintern”
    “no”

  • @That_Montage_Nerd
    @That_Montage_Nerd 3 года назад +463

    ISP: "Lets see what happens if the Germans actually couldn't go through the Arden."
    *THE FABRIC OF REALITY DID NOT LIKE THAT*

  • @milky_nuggets5810
    @milky_nuggets5810 4 года назад +695

    I just lost it at "I'm actually on both sides of whatever war this is."

    • @crabruler1590
      @crabruler1590 3 года назад +83

      I had a game as the USSR, where I was sinking English destroyers, and the English torpedo planes helped me! It was mindmelting.

    • @jamesminton5611
      @jamesminton5611 3 года назад +13

      @@crabruler1590 what

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 Год назад +2

      @@crabruler1590 I used the english to destroy the english

    • @edwardking9359
      @edwardking9359 Год назад +1

      ​​@@dhararry7929illiam the conqueror talking about the harrying of the North, circa 1070

  • @litninghero7608
    @litninghero7608 6 лет назад +3388

    2:28 ˝ This is going to be the most boring game ˝

  • @Tbt19-110
    @Tbt19-110 4 года назад +165

    I just had the mental image of the leader of the UK sitting at a table eating breakfast when ISorrows wearing a French military uniform starts pounding on the window screaming “Let me in! let me in!”

  • @meddi4709
    @meddi4709 6 лет назад +1280

    “I don’t have any troops to defend Romania”
    “Good thing I had reserves to beat Spain”
    Fake friends smh

    • @shashwatsinha2704
      @shashwatsinha2704 4 года назад +11

      You can't ship troops to Romania because of bosphorus, can you?

    • @awcy6902
      @awcy6902 3 года назад +3

      @@shashwatsinha2704 he could have helped by attacking via germany

    • @shashwatsinha2704
      @shashwatsinha2704 3 года назад

      @@awcy6902 I'll have to rewatch the video to answer your question which I am not willing to do. Unless...

    • @awcy6902
      @awcy6902 3 года назад +1

      @@shashwatsinha2704 weren't a question tho it was a statement sure do that

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical 3 года назад +5

      @@awcy6902 why die for Romania

  • @governingbog7047
    @governingbog7047 6 лет назад +180

    4:25 “I’m still clinging onto hope this little entente is gonna have this covered”
    5:18 “I’M SORRY ROMANIA, THIS LITTLE ENTENTE THING ISN’T GOING TO WORK OUT”

  • @DylanVA
    @DylanVA 3 года назад +263

    I feel like ISP's reaction to Germany joining the comintern was basically the same as Europe's reaction to the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 2 года назад +10

      Except this time, the Comintern had all 3 superpowers working together

  • @Spyincoporated
    @Spyincoporated 6 лет назад +456

    This was just what if everyone but Italy switched sides

    • @dillbotgaming8561
      @dillbotgaming8561 4 года назад +7

      Is that even possible for Italy?

    • @butterskywalker8785
      @butterskywalker8785 3 года назад +36

      @Eros Matthew Montallana in that universe Italians make jokes about everybody switching sides

    • @plokoon4331
      @plokoon4331 3 года назад

      Confused german here

    • @sandstorm9305
      @sandstorm9305 2 года назад +2

      “What if Italy had a focus tree that allowed them to do things”

  • @IronsidePitchBoi
    @IronsidePitchBoi 6 лет назад +958

    First two notes (played together, fading in): G3 and D4.
    The "plink": A6
    Distance from last video: minor 2nd (half step) up

  • @Notbigbando
    @Notbigbando 6 лет назад +957

    "German Empire joins Comintern"
    Karl Marx is the kaiser now.

    • @otakurt1149
      @otakurt1149 4 года назад +22

      Heil Im dir singkerkaz
      Heil Marx Kaiser Dir
      Ayy lmao

    • @nfwrambo
      @nfwrambo 4 года назад +21

      Kaiser Marx

    • @vereinigtekonigreicheoster35
      @vereinigtekonigreicheoster35 4 года назад +13

      The people’s König

    • @crocodileguy4319
      @crocodileguy4319 4 года назад +15

      @@vereinigtekonigreicheoster35 makes about as much sense as the rest of the shit Marx wrote.

    • @zekedia2223
      @zekedia2223 3 года назад +6

      Listen to me
      *I am the Kaiser now*

  • @Spieler521
    @Spieler521 6 лет назад +881

    *The German Empire joined Comintern*

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell 5 лет назад +55

      Well, they did send Lenin in to Russia.

    • @joshellsworth355
      @joshellsworth355 4 года назад +1

      @@LedosKell Wasnt that austria?

    • @seatray_real
      @seatray_real 4 года назад +31

      Islamic Federation of United Caucasus joins Bolivarian Pact.

    • @nopeyt3387
      @nopeyt3387 3 года назад +22

      *Comintern Joined Comintern.*

    • @tentathesane8032
      @tentathesane8032 3 года назад +10

      People's republic of India and nationalist South Africa: I gotchu fam

  • @Bennickelsmusic
    @Bennickelsmusic 6 лет назад +481

    What if Iran was Luxembourg and Luxembourg was Iran

    • @misterchips358
      @misterchips358 6 лет назад +103

      Phosphate Thats So specific I want to know the backstory for this request

    • @chuaagga2830
      @chuaagga2830 6 лет назад +3

      Oml i'm dieing XD

    • @potatogamer1877
      @potatogamer1877 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah

    • @Aizec300
      @Aizec300 6 лет назад +7

      I don't know why but I am laughing so hard...

    • @mikeoxsmal8022
      @mikeoxsmal8022 6 лет назад

      Phosphate wtf

  • @deepatlantic2222
    @deepatlantic2222 5 лет назад +422

    When you can't beat them, join them
    *the fascist have joined with cominterm*
    5 minutes later
    *cominterm has joined the allies*

  • @ghostduty8359
    @ghostduty8359 4 года назад +125

    Sorrow: i think this will be the most boring game ever
    Game: *CHECK THIS OUT*

  • @knighttiger7236
    @knighttiger7236 6 лет назад +486

    It better be a proper Atrillery only, no infantry to help the artillery,no support companies unless there artillery. Were getting you to 300k, and we need this to be good.

    • @razortheonethelight7303
      @razortheonethelight7303 6 лет назад +19

      KnightTiger he will need at least 1 infentry to have at least 1 organisation or it will be impossible.

    • @spino5282
      @spino5282 6 лет назад +22

      Or just use support companies, some of them give organisation just not much though.

    • @knighttiger7236
      @knighttiger7236 6 лет назад +13

      @@spino5282 ok if needs it, he has to go with lowest possible,this is meant to be as difficult as possible

  • @mypenisisunbelievablysmall2899
    @mypenisisunbelievablysmall2899 6 лет назад +17

    9:48 i love how estonia is just chilling while the world is deteriorating around it

  • @thelastcasualty2696
    @thelastcasualty2696 6 лет назад +2367

    Did you lose your mind from this game?

  • @shineysnorlax2019
    @shineysnorlax2019 6 лет назад +377

    There should be a mod where you can play as Antarctica

    • @pergys6991
      @pergys6991 6 лет назад +80

      YES! ARTILLERY ONLY PLAYING AS ANTARTICA OR ICELAND

    • @PermadeathHD
      @PermadeathHD 6 лет назад +70

      Penguin Conscripts

    • @potatogamer1877
      @potatogamer1877 6 лет назад +2

      Shiney Snorlax nice profile

    • @---uf2zl
      @---uf2zl 6 лет назад +24

      With Trotsky's penguin Soviet republic.

    • @legoldspy6851
      @legoldspy6851 6 лет назад +10

      All hail antarctican people's republic

  • @thatfella8256
    @thatfella8256 6 лет назад +25

    "The most boring game"
    5 minutes later
    German empire joins comintern
    "W H A T"

  • @noelle9382
    @noelle9382 6 лет назад +459

    It's going to happen isorrows just accept it
    You will do *artillery only*

  • @slavacernarus7083
    @slavacernarus7083 3 года назад +15

    5:13 What Chamberlain said when Germany invaded Poland in 1939.

  • @solocca5436
    @solocca5436 4 года назад +18

    Gotta love his slow descent into insanity...
    “Nooo....NOOOOOOOOO! WHAT!?”

  • @XRavenGuardX
    @XRavenGuardX 6 лет назад +104

    something something artillery only

  • @Captain_FAIL
    @Captain_FAIL 4 года назад +9

    I love to imagine how France just kicks out Romania off their apartment,burns it,and the bangs in Britain's door at 3AM screaming ,,LET ME IN,,

  • @detlefchicken4938
    @detlefchicken4938 6 лет назад +513

    *A R T I L L E R Y O N L Y*

    • @countspider6488
      @countspider6488 6 лет назад +1

      Detlef Chicken WE MAY FINALLY WIN

    • @archiedonnelly2948
      @archiedonnelly2948 6 лет назад +1

      Attu art only

    • @ThePiotrekpecet
      @ThePiotrekpecet 6 лет назад

      Detlef Chicken rimmy did it already

    • @vincentngo461
      @vincentngo461 6 лет назад

      Detlef Chicken hi long lost brother

    • @willnash7907
      @willnash7907 6 лет назад

      Come on guys, we can do it! Subbing is not all you can do.
      Get your parents to subscribe, get your sister and brother, hell get your grandma too.
      Annoy your friends on facebook until they sub.
      Send a letter to the local Mayor asking him to subscribe for your vote!
      LETS DO IT GUYS!!!

  • @maimutescu
    @maimutescu 6 лет назад +81

    Even if ISP does artillery only ppl will still ask for it for the memes

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 лет назад +2651

    #coolmathgamesat400k

  • @lilholm9446
    @lilholm9446 6 лет назад +480

    This is the suffering from you we want.
    *I N A R T I L L E R Y O N L Y*

  • @bigchungusdriplord2301
    @bigchungusdriplord2301 3 года назад +9

    I like how he's having a mental breakdown while the music is just like
    *chill bro*

  • @vesodus2937
    @vesodus2937 6 лет назад +43

    The next video's Ironside intro sound effect should be you saying "DING" but really highly pitched.

  • @Kal18042
    @Kal18042 3 года назад +24

    I love how Isorrow is just freaking out the entire time

  • @chanpong5270
    @chanpong5270 6 лет назад +79

    Artillery only as released Bosnian

    • @chuaagga2830
      @chuaagga2830 6 лет назад +4

      OH SHIT, nice meme man

    • @namenlosnutz
      @namenlosnutz 6 лет назад +5

      Artiljerija, Bosanac sam Bekrija!
      Artiljerija, Bosanac sam Bekrija!
      Moja Bosna Ponosna!

    • @adrock_sokolov6570
      @adrock_sokolov6570 5 лет назад

      Beefin broh

  • @digbyfire5446
    @digbyfire5446 6 лет назад +371

    I mean that german flag sums up youtube today pretty well

  • @cookieusa1
    @cookieusa1 4 года назад +5

    8:57
    Pause
    Record scratch
    Luxembourg: You’re probably wondering how I got here.

  • @pandemic9102
    @pandemic9102 6 лет назад +49

    I thought it was weird enough for ISP to join the yogscast but the germans in the comintern, oh boi!

  • @austria5694
    @austria5694 6 лет назад +73

    What if the UK was connected to Land?

    • @potatogamer1877
      @potatogamer1877 6 лет назад +15

      Austria what if you annexed Germany?

    • @legoldspy6851
      @legoldspy6851 6 лет назад +13

      What if fiji islands annexed soviet union

    • @karinamugas5944
      @karinamugas5944 6 лет назад +6

      Austria what if Romania annexed the Japanese shogunate in 3475627368 year?.

    • @austria5694
      @austria5694 6 лет назад +1

      The game would Crash

    • @austria5694
      @austria5694 6 лет назад

      @raefsther86 mapping hallo mein Freund

  • @Natumi.
    @Natumi. 2 года назад +9

    i love how you can tell hes genuinely going insane

  • @philguer4802
    @philguer4802 4 года назад +7

    8:55
    "I'm on both sides of the war"
    WUT

  • @hristi1041
    @hristi1041 6 лет назад +29

    One of the best videos I ever watched from you.

  • @joshd029
    @joshd029 2 года назад +6

    Honestly one of my fav hio4 games I’ve seen

  • @Joseph_417
    @Joseph_417 3 года назад +20

    Someone needs to make a compilation of ISP freaking out

  • @thedebug3866
    @thedebug3866 3 года назад +4

    this is genuinely one of the best videos i have seen from him

  • @haha-lj5sq
    @haha-lj5sq 6 лет назад +162

    where’s ck2

  • @communisttears5998
    @communisttears5998 5 лет назад +4

    You don’t even need to watch the entire video to notice how much he’s suffering, we need more of this.

  • @beastvision2182
    @beastvision2182 5 лет назад +10

    When Isorrowproductions realizes that he might finally lose a game in hearts of iron... 5:06

  • @thejp361
    @thejp361 3 года назад +2

    My friend once revived the Kaiserreich and did the Austria-Hungary focus. He was at war with the allies and when Austria-Hungary was formed it joined Allies

  • @alt00875
    @alt00875 6 лет назад +3

    2:28 "This is going to be the most boring game" - Top 10 anime plot twists

  • @employee962
    @employee962 4 года назад +10

    I think this was the start of ISP's spiral into insanity

  • @anesimamovic8112
    @anesimamovic8112 6 лет назад +33

    Artillery only

  • @Dr_Hill_726
    @Dr_Hill_726 6 месяцев назад +4

    5 years later, this is still an iSorrowproductions classic.

  • @chungus816
    @chungus816 6 лет назад +21

    Artillery only in march of eagles

  • @kylesicotte2687
    @kylesicotte2687 6 лет назад +2

    Blatantly disregarding the “Liberia joined Allies” notification @ 8:10

  • @1804Kane
    @1804Kane 6 лет назад +2

    4:58 M E N T A L B R E A K D O W N

  • @noaha.b.8197
    @noaha.b.8197 6 лет назад +176

    #ispwillsuffer

  • @jakublewandowski7804
    @jakublewandowski7804 6 лет назад +162

    Anyone got 5,000 Russian bots on hand?

  • @nowtherearetwo404
    @nowtherearetwo404 3 года назад +5

    Anyone else think this is the best ISP video

  • @apollyon2018
    @apollyon2018 Год назад +1

    I still come back to this video sometimes, it's 1 of the 13 precious ones in RUclips

  • @TAM1906
    @TAM1906 4 года назад +3

    Seeing that one little dot owned my South Africa in the middle of the Soviet Union, couldn’t stop laughing

  • @martinsivc5769
    @martinsivc5769 6 лет назад +14

    7:04 u sound like that despacito singer when he says aj

  • @erenyeager3829
    @erenyeager3829 5 лет назад +8

    *German Empire Has Joined Comintern*
    Wait.... WHAT THE CYKA BLYAT?!?!

    • @erenyeager3829
      @erenyeager3829 5 лет назад +3

      @@Cjnw Thank You, if you had disagreed.... *1Quadrillion Year Gulag*

  • @coffeeenjoyer6845
    @coffeeenjoyer6845 3 года назад +2

    8:50 Luxembourg is a major power

  • @panarchy9450
    @panarchy9450 4 года назад +3

    Tibetan empire joined the war
    7:01 Good news guys! I THINK WE GOT THIS ONE IN THE BAG

  • @RickSanchez-zb2bh
    @RickSanchez-zb2bh Год назад +1

    9:25 nooo... i cant believe that's real.

  • @Rex-mr8bw
    @Rex-mr8bw 6 лет назад +254

    #Coolmathgamesat400k

  • @cornn9037
    @cornn9037 6 лет назад +11

    Artillery only part 2 electric subgoalgaloo at 325K

  • @wolfgangsta_1757
    @wolfgangsta_1757 6 лет назад +5

    3:55 Stalin's stache tho..

  • @Leon_der_Luftige
    @Leon_der_Luftige 4 года назад +2

    Imagine being the child in 100 years who has to learn in school what actually happened here.

  • @jakeollmann1552
    @jakeollmann1552 6 лет назад +11

    Artillery only in Millennium dawn and your gonna do it

  • @aetherinfuse
    @aetherinfuse 5 лет назад +1

    Me at 4:06. You become the thing you swear to destroy.

  • @tpfrecoil2837
    @tpfrecoil2837 6 лет назад +3

    This video is basically when you start telling a joke, and someone gives a way better punchline than what you had prepared.

  • @cuidadocomomatheus
    @cuidadocomomatheus 4 года назад +2

    9:34 Lobster War colorized

  • @Anster666
    @Anster666 6 лет назад +3

    Legit one of the funniest vids Ive seen on HOI4 in a long time

  • @isaiah3613
    @isaiah3613 6 лет назад +1

    6:30 i just thought about Brazil literally slapping France in the face when i saw this part

  • @Burritosaurus
    @Burritosaurus 3 года назад +3

    Once upon a time FRANCE AND ITALY JOINED THE EAST-ASIAN CO-PROSPERITY SPHERE. THE END

  • @DaMatteBlack
    @DaMatteBlack 2 года назад +1

    still one of the funniest, most chaotic videos holy shit

  • @oligultonn
    @oligultonn 6 лет назад +20

    Can you do Iceland conquers Scotland, Greenland, Faraoe Islands, Helluland (Baffin Island), Markland (Newfounland and Labrador), and Vínland (Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia and New Brunswick.)

    • @oligultonn
      @oligultonn 6 лет назад +1

      WaffelWolf yes, the imperialist falls into imperialism.

    • @MonTheWell1886
      @MonTheWell1886 6 лет назад

      And Denmark and maybe Norway.

    • @oligultonn
      @oligultonn 6 лет назад

      Steven no, invading norway is just a waste of resources.

    • @MonTheWell1886
      @MonTheWell1886 6 лет назад

      Big Ounce So is invading some of the places you listed.

    • @oligultonn
      @oligultonn 6 лет назад

      Steven they are all historically related to Iceland aka viking conquests that happened 1000 years ago.

  • @maksspychalski7116
    @maksspychalski7116 3 года назад +2

    This video should win some gdamn comedy award

  • @lostpages7452
    @lostpages7452 2 года назад +3

    So for reference.
    China joined the Soviets.
    American Went Communist.
    Japan Killed the Game.
    Italy stayed Fascist and Invaded Germany.
    Britain stayed Democratic.
    India and South Africa Rebelled.
    Brazil became a Major Faction Leader.
    Austria-Hungary Reformed.
    And Germany went Monarchist but joined the Soviets.
    Also Finland joined the Asian League.

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 4 года назад

    I have two ideas for mods. If I knew how I would make them.
    1.) The world in the alternate history novel "For want of a nail" (similar to the Pax Britannica mod that doesn't exist anymore)
    2.) Kaiser Frederick III of Germany never got cancer from smoking and ruled Germany for around 20 years instead of three months. This allows him to do the liberal reforms for Germany that he wanted to do to make Germany more like a parliamentary monarchy like Britain and greatly limiting the power of the Kaiser and the Chancellor among other things. He would've renewed the alliance with Russia and maintain close relations with Britain. This leads to a WW1 where Britain, Germany, Italy, Japan, Belguim and Russia win against France, Ottoman Empire and Austria-Hungary.
    I hope I have inspired someone to these a reality someday

  • @strangeman7577
    @strangeman7577 6 лет назад +4

    This video was amazing, I don’t want artillery only videos, I want more like these I love seeing Isorrowproductions suffer

  • @brownie_nix5338
    @brownie_nix5338 4 года назад +1

    Little did he know he’d break half a mil lol

  • @Ingenting
    @Ingenting 6 лет назад +6

    FRANCE TANKS ONLY DO IT

  • @tsarsouthard
    @tsarsouthard 6 лет назад +2

    This is definition of having historical AI turned off. XD

  • @wimpwampwomp
    @wimpwampwomp 3 года назад +3

    Hey, I never told you guys this one!
    Germany, Japan, the United States, and literally every other country in the world walk into the Chinese United Front...

  • @greaterontariogamer9370
    @greaterontariogamer9370 3 года назад +2

    iSorrowproductions: this game going to be boring and not cool and the same as all the other games.
    this one game: I am about to mess with this man's life.

  • @JW-qx9yp
    @JW-qx9yp 6 лет назад +9

    what if isp never played hoi4?

  • @Natumi.
    @Natumi. 2 года назад +2

    shit went from 0-100 real quick

  • @mbx8_rt889
    @mbx8_rt889 Год назад +3

    i feel like this game cracked isp.

  • @ErGeSl
    @ErGeSl 3 года назад +1

    Am I the only one Who comes again and again on this video, Just for that "NOOOOOOO!!!" phrase?

  • @red_robot1056
    @red_robot1056 6 лет назад +12

    EVERY COUNTRY A COMINTERN

  • @audileyeti4478
    @audileyeti4478 6 лет назад +2

    When you find you find out ISP is 2k away from artillery only
    ITS COMIN HOME!

  • @connorwalters3240
    @connorwalters3240 6 лет назад +2

    In my weirdest game, 2 Chinese United Fronts formed: One with Sinkiang, Ma, Shanxi, and Guangxi. The other with Nationalist China, Communist China, Yunnan, Tibet, and Argentina.

    • @mikeoxsmal8022
      @mikeoxsmal8022 6 лет назад

      Connor Walters wtf is Argentina in the cua like did it physically move

  • @kaiserwilhelm3933
    @kaiserwilhelm3933 6 лет назад +3

    I remember this one time when Germany occupied all of France, and Italy somehow invaded and conquered Britian.

    • @user-xw5xo3bv1n
      @user-xw5xo3bv1n 5 лет назад +1

      I remember a time when Chamberlain all of a sudden grew up balls in Munich.

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon 4 года назад

      @@user-xw5xo3bv1n There's alternate history and there's just impossible.

  • @trasitza2268
    @trasitza2268 6 лет назад +22

    0 manpower only

  • @staunchy7143
    @staunchy7143 6 лет назад

    I was listening to DOOM (2016) OST - BFG Division and it kicked in just as Germany joined the Comintern. huh.

  • @luizeventos6414
    @luizeventos6414 6 лет назад +4

    Brazil and Austria
    Clap
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  • @luftwaffle4993
    @luftwaffle4993 3 года назад +2

    Everybody Gangsta until youre on both sides in a war

  • @Colenin.
    @Colenin. 4 года назад +3

    0:56 "Hitler subscribe button"?