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  • Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
  • looks suspiciously in either direction So, uh... You got the Goods™ or what?
    This video is a parody. This video is not in any way an attempt to sell nor endorse the depicted products.
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  • @DaThings
    @DaThings  Год назад +1045

    Most of this YTP was edited live on Twitch as a little thank-you event for y'all helping me out of my financial jam a couple weeks ago. I seriously can't thank y'all enough, the supporter list is longer than its ever been and I'm so thrilled that I get to continue making nonsense like this for the foreseeable future 💜

    • @XemeraldXD
      @XemeraldXD Год назад +21

      It was really cool to catch a bit of that stream! Hope youre doing well

    • @houseoft.j.1485
      @houseoft.j.1485 Год назад +14

      You're on twitch? :D

    • @houseoft.j.1485
      @houseoft.j.1485 Год назад +22

      I just wanted to thank you for all the videos you've made. You've brought me and my friends so many smiles over the years. Especially your King of the hill videos. They were the first youtube poops I ever saw. I've probably watched them 100 times or more in the last 10 years. You're one of the people that made me want to get into video editing. I even made my own poop from the first episode of KOTH, but unfortunately my laptop got broken before I could upload it. Anyway.... thanks for all of this. It really makes me happy seeing your top tier stuff. ^-^

    • @someguywithaphone5921
      @someguywithaphone5921 Год назад +28

      Glad that's resolved. Financial Jams are kinda tough sometimes, that's why I use Debt Jelly. Goes great with toast and toasted toast and toaster toasted toaster toast from the toaster oven. Sweet AND chunchy.

    • @stapler942
      @stapler942 Год назад +6

      It's good to know when life gives you financial jam, you can sometimes make financial-aid.

  • @FlankingLinex
    @FlankingLinex Год назад +1376

    Whoever invented the in-car trash can and DIDN'T name it the Carbage Can missed out on a golden opportunity.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Год назад +84

      Right! I figured that was its actual name.

    • @AStaff-gh4vo
      @AStaff-gh4vo Год назад +65

      Holy shit I thought that was the actual name? This editing is amazing

    • @Alix1723
      @Alix1723 Год назад

      You no have place for trash!

    • @yohnnyjames
      @yohnnyjames Год назад +8

      LOL you made me realize i wasn't watching an actual commercial !!!! XDD

    • @GibusWearingMann
      @GibusWearingMann Год назад +10

      I checked on Amazon and a product by that name does actually exist! It doesn't look like it hangs off the front seat though.

  • @ZephanyZephZeph
    @ZephanyZephZeph Год назад +1254

    "Don't Delay, Despair Today!" Is such a good line.

  • @nardinyouryard
    @nardinyouryard Год назад +967

    The idea of a company selling a Pomeranian named Mike as if he were a product has me dying.

    • @patrickstonecrusher
      @patrickstonecrusher Год назад +86

      Weird!
      Ugh, gross!

    • @TJ_Low
      @TJ_Low Год назад +43

      Wait until you hear about pet shops!

    • @gergelygalvacsy2251
      @gergelygalvacsy2251 Год назад +21

      Now I know where jacksfilms got the $10000 dog to test out

    • @littlesnowflakepunk855
      @littlesnowflakepunk855 Год назад +61

      Mike lets you explore the Mike World anytime you want. You can see what Mike's skin and hair look like.

    • @akatsukigajou1639
      @akatsukigajou1639 Год назад

      ​@@patrickstonecrusher nah wrong not weird or gross so silence you m0ngrel.

  • @LordMoldoma
    @LordMoldoma Год назад +405

    I envy the person who can willingly describe dogs as “you as a child but smaller.”

  • @CuppaBro1
    @CuppaBro1 Год назад +629

    4:17 was such a perfectly understated gag.

    • @Biovirulent
      @Biovirulent Год назад +99

      I sure gagged

    • @cellularautomaton.
      @cellularautomaton. Год назад +46

      i physically recoiled

    • @harmlesscreationsofthegree1248
      @harmlesscreationsofthegree1248 Год назад +7

      I started wondering about all the things I ate that may not have been chocolate

    • @shplorf1977
      @shplorf1977 Год назад +8

      @@harmlesscreationsofthegree1248 weird cuz I started wandering about how my hair is chocolate

    • @Sazandora123
      @Sazandora123 Год назад +4

      @@cellularautomaton. Me too. I cringed pretty hard.

  • @samr8889
    @samr8889 6 месяцев назад +31

    I love the implication that the Carbage can is free, but you need to pay them to not leak your personal photos.

  • @squishybrick
    @squishybrick Год назад +346

    5:26 is by far my favorite.
    "Would you spend a dollar to help protect a doll?.. Of f*cking course you would.."
    He sounds so done with your bullshit.

    • @monkeydad47
      @monkeydad47 Год назад +18

      Me when i donate bits to Dollip Daze

  • @PhilosophyTube
    @PhilosophyTube Год назад +631

    I can't wait to serve incredible behind at the grocery store!

    • @ae-tr9zr
      @ae-tr9zr Год назад +23

      no way, madame Philosophy Abigail Tube herself is here :0

    • @blaizegottman4139
      @blaizegottman4139 Год назад +2

      That makes no sense

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 Год назад +25

      Could you come back in a half an hour? 😏

    • @blaizegottman4139
      @blaizegottman4139 Год назад +1

      @@orlandowordsmith6208 her channel seems fake

    • @JNuts-cv1ib
      @JNuts-cv1ib Год назад +18

      Even the intelligentsia can appreciate the simple pleasures of a well edited and perfectly captioned YTP

  • @natekiellach2940
    @natekiellach2940 Год назад +140

    “Scooby Doobie residue-be-hind” is next level

  • @LimeHunter7
    @LimeHunter7 Год назад +411

    As a Homestuck fan that almost never gets clean, this YTP reached me.

  • @lunafoxfire
    @lunafoxfire Год назад +374

    omg the guy shaving onto the cheesecake got me so good. thanks for making these.

  • @craftboy338
    @craftboy338 Год назад +68

    "There's no solution. You don't stand a chance. Suffer suffer suffer."
    Relatable

  • @xBIGFLATSx
    @xBIGFLATSx Год назад +328

    Every time DaThings posts a new YTP my heart starts to flarf

  • @djk1288
    @djk1288 Год назад +138

    Are you struggling with regular-sized details? Get yourself a little d today! Here's how to order:
    Turn on Closed Captions and check these out.
    2:06 A split second frame from the YTP "Of or Belonging to Arby".
    3:17 Every number on this Stopwatch is actually a joke.
    69, nice. 24601 is from Les Miserables. 701 is a reference to "The Price is Rice".
    3:56 Bluetooth the Dog is on the Bluetooth Speaker.
    5:50 the Frontline Plus box is edited.
    5:55 The words and chords here are a reference to the YTP "Hey Buddy, Nice Cards!"
    Thanks for another great YTP!

  • @KudosToYou
    @KudosToYou Год назад +209

    "You need space, Max" Oh that hit me in the feels.

    • @hamtaro126
      @hamtaro126 Год назад +3

      Oh, Yeah, I got that feeling so hard too!!!

    • @macdeus2601
      @macdeus2601 Год назад +5

      Hit me because I just watched all those Ethereal Snake videos the other day, and momentarily forgot that this wasn't one of them.

    • @joanhailey8969
      @joanhailey8969 Год назад +8

      Feeling feelings? Must be the Feels Time.

  • @GroupNebula563
    @GroupNebula563 Год назад +152

    5:55 love it when YTPs reference other YTPs

    • @waytoobiased
      @waytoobiased Год назад +25

      it’s professional

    • @chaosangel42
      @chaosangel42 Год назад +27

      went back to check and noticed the music chords, which I didn't on first watch. [AMATEURISH]

    • @GroupNebula563
      @GroupNebula563 Год назад +3

      @@chaosangel42 didn’t notice that at first as well

  • @philippaul6039
    @philippaul6039 Год назад +136

    "Plus you can feel gross"
    Finally! I've always felt like I was missing out on something

  • @PikminWarrior454
    @PikminWarrior454 Год назад +123

    The complete Goods catalog:
    0:06 an unspecified microscope
    0:10 an unspecified kid surveillance system
    0:16 the Carbage Can
    0:41 the Forever Wallet
    0:55 the Titan Wallet
    1:34 the Basket
    2:17 Yuffie
    2:24 Mike
    3:21 Boom Boom
    4:11 the Peeler Leeler
    4:42 Door Dash
    5:12 the Power Outlet Thing
    5:26 the Seedy Sea
    5:54 the Flat F*** Hand Truck
    6:18 Tigers
    6:45 Nothing, there is no solution to this problem
    6:57 Backseat Boom Zoom
    7:23 Space
    8:11 Fresh Watermelon

  • @quartzofcourse
    @quartzofcourse Год назад +179

    7:41 “and there’s room for a 6th thing” Fucking sent me these are always amazing

    • @willsir129
      @willsir129 Год назад +25

      “Need to charge your phone? Nope.”

    • @jureid4581
      @jureid4581 Год назад +3

      ​@@willsir129 *Ascends into fucking space*

    • @willsir129
      @willsir129 Год назад +2

      @@jureid4581 Just get rid of things that inconvenience you. Including people.

    • @KinkyTurtle
      @KinkyTurtle Год назад +4

      Funny thing is, that line is actually from the original commercial.

    • @Birb_nerd
      @Birb_nerd Месяц назад

      What’s the music

  • @coopeachu
    @coopeachu Год назад +102

    7:26 it's such a simple change but "shrinking family" really got to me

  • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
    @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 Год назад +88

    Can’t wait for the threequel, Services™️

  • @cosmiccatalyst6448
    @cosmiccatalyst6448 Год назад +63

    WHY DID “GET LOST MARGARET” CRACK ME UP SO MUCH

    • @cosmiccatalyst6448
      @cosmiccatalyst6448 4 месяца назад +1

      Roses are red
      I hate lag spikes
      How did this get
      54 Likes

  • @Ganbarizer
    @Ganbarizer Год назад +197

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the mash ups at the end of these ytps? They're oddly catchy. 😆

    • @BigKicksMix
      @BigKicksMix Год назад +9

      You should check out her full length mashups they’re great

    • @ShortyLongstrokin
      @ShortyLongstrokin Год назад +1

      "Oh, Rio, Rio, she really looking like a man" had me dead.

    • @Ganbarizer
      @Ganbarizer Год назад +4

      ​@@ShortyLongstrokin Thank you for your reply. I love laughing at edge lords in RUclips comment sections.

    • @Spikey100000
      @Spikey100000 Год назад +4

      @@ShortyLongstrokin it says “an Oreo” but k

    • @blaizegottman4139
      @blaizegottman4139 Год назад

      I love these ytps

  • @nickseger3405
    @nickseger3405 Год назад +65

    I always look forward to the tiger poster jokes when a tiger is mentioned. It's like an itch everytime and DaThings1 always scratches it

  • @helloofthebeach
    @helloofthebeach Год назад +45

    I would gladly watch a 15 minute YTP entirely about Mike.

  • @ThatBenKraft
    @ThatBenKraft Год назад +55

    The “shrinking family and growing car space” at 7:23 got me good

  • @scarymeunster9095
    @scarymeunster9095 Год назад +66

    Glad to see Mike, the newest entry in the Pet lineup, following on the iconic Matt and Pat.

  • @Steelhead96
    @Steelhead96 Год назад +17

    "Don't delay, despair today."
    [Monokuma has sent you a friend request]

  • @roosterboots4684
    @roosterboots4684 Год назад +44

    I literally just reread Homestuck, just in time for DaThings to call my hygiene into question

  • @KingApeiron
    @KingApeiron Год назад +57

    The professional/ameteurish callback got me REAL good

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Год назад

      The "amateurish" guy dropping all his stuff 🤣🤣

  • @pie2these
    @pie2these Год назад +50

    I love the way the casual walk he does when he walks on the house, through the house, over the house, up the house, and in the graveyard

  • @cassiopeia4581
    @cassiopeia4581 Год назад +9

    So the Carbage Can is completely free, but you have to pay for it to not leak your family photos? What a slimy, but clever business strategy...

  • @alias588
    @alias588 Год назад +39

    I am obligated to admit that this video had a perfect end.

  • @McBehrer
    @McBehrer Год назад +13

    5:19
    missed opportunity to say "without leaving any Scooby-Dooby-Residooby behind"

  • @scarfbit7354
    @scarfbit7354 Год назад +35

    Props to you for keeping the ytp genre alive.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Год назад

      I'm doing it too. Me and the girls making it immortal

  • @mackback319
    @mackback319 Год назад +176

    did they actually say "AND NO-ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU" in a forever wallet ad or is your sentence mixing getting too good

    • @theotherther1
      @theotherther1 Год назад +17

      These YTP commercials just keep getting more and more like Villainous shorts.

    • @Pr0t4t0
      @Pr0t4t0 9 месяцев назад +3

      Think they said something along the lines of “And no one will believe how much stuff you can fit” and then she added the “you”

  • @timberwolfmerlot
    @timberwolfmerlot Год назад +20

    this inspired me, as a homestuck fan, to get clean
    see you after my shower.

  • @lilsizzly1982
    @lilsizzly1982 Год назад +62

    2:26 the dog's distorted face while eating really got me

  • @Syrange13
    @Syrange13 Год назад +8

    Best use of the Tally Hall bonus track Mucka Blucka in a YTP I've ever seen

    • @RedTree_6767
      @RedTree_6767 Год назад +2

      If any one has discovered Tally Hall from this YTP, to them I say bloody welcome to Tally Hall!

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Год назад +3

      And it comes full circle, because the MMMM album was selected on the “iPod” egg cooker’s screen in the prequel YTP

  • @ziginox
    @ziginox Год назад +16

    I don't know why, but the BONK at 5:15 really got me.

  • @danford4275
    @danford4275 Год назад +20

    Carrying water bottles by hand is AMATUERISH

  • @alextrin683
    @alextrin683 Год назад +17

    Can't wait for the sequel Bads™

    • @colincolbert6759
      @colincolbert6759 Год назад +1

      Then there will be the third in the trilogy, Services TM

    • @abitofabitofabit4404
      @abitofabitofabit4404 Год назад +3

      cs188 takes the series in a new direction with Uglies™

  • @GolemAvalanche
    @GolemAvalanche Год назад +25

    7:01 I can't tell if that's supposed to be Jean-brand jeans to avoid copyright (which they could have just not had anything there instead of hastily scribbling a name) or if the guy's name is Jean and he wrote it on his own pants so he knows they're his.

    • @JouvaMoufette
      @JouvaMoufette Год назад +3

      It could be his very own brand of jeans! And so he named them after himself.

    • @patrickstonecrusher
      @patrickstonecrusher Год назад +5

      He bought them with his Bank of Anywhere debit card

    • @joanjettwannabe
      @joanjettwannabe 5 месяцев назад

      Fruit of the loom!

  • @LnR_Animation
    @LnR_Animation Год назад +26

    I am absolutely captivated by a wallet attached to a balloon... Thank you

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Год назад +1

      Ellie got a lot of mileage out of that clip, didn't she

  • @catcreaturething2084
    @catcreaturething2084 8 месяцев назад +7

    2:26 Nothing could've ever prepared me for a Chills cameo

  • @endruv_2287
    @endruv_2287 Год назад +19

    7:19 holy shit that brought back memories of yelling "It's not magic, it's MAGNETS" with my friends in like 6th grade

  • @saintsea-hat7891
    @saintsea-hat7891 Год назад +21

    I love how the subtitles consistently refer to that dog as Mike.

  • @yeehaw-city3086
    @yeehaw-city3086 Год назад +20

    The stag for $14.99 absolutely slayed me

  • @KT-Kaboom
    @KT-Kaboom Год назад +9

    most terrifying cover of "rio" i've ever heard

  • @ajdude9
    @ajdude9 Год назад +33

    I wasn't prepared for the Homestuck reference and it gave me horrible trauma flashbacks. 10/10

    • @shrimpkraken
      @shrimpkraken Год назад +12

      Is it true that homestuck fans almost never get clean?

    • @RedTree_6767
      @RedTree_6767 Год назад +3

      ​@@shrimpkraken Can confirm, still in recovery myself

    • @deletedTestimony
      @deletedTestimony Год назад +1

      yeah B33

    • @rcbinchicken
      @rcbinchicken Год назад +3

      @@shrimpkraken it's more that you never recover from falling down all those s t a i r s

    • @RedTree_6767
      @RedTree_6767 Год назад +1

      @@rcbinchicken it's our fault, I mean we were warned after all

  • @TheAntiGravityMaster
    @TheAntiGravityMaster Год назад +19

    "would you spend a dollar to protect a doll? of fuckin course you would"
    I have nothing else to say, just that

    • @TheAntiGravityMaster
      @TheAntiGravityMaster Год назад

      actually I do. I would absolutely pay a dollar to protect my girlfriend (doll)

  • @n0-one0
    @n0-one0 Год назад +16

    "Oh Rio Rio, she really lookin' like an Oreo."
    certified hood classic

  • @Agarib21
    @Agarib21 Год назад +29

    an instant classic at just an hour old, just the quality i've come to expect from your channel

  • @habibibror7357
    @habibibror7357 Год назад +11

    07:00 I’m so happy that it said “Jean” on his jeans😇

  • @jmwmusic5665
    @jmwmusic5665 Год назад +9

    Using "resi-due be-hind" to make a Scooby Dooby Doo reference was utterly inspired.

  • @YawleyG
    @YawleyG Год назад +24

    Zucchiwi had me cracking up more than it should have.

  • @sneeznoodle
    @sneeznoodle 8 месяцев назад +5

    The fact that they constructed "among us" only to use it in a completely normal sentece is just wonderful

  • @randomusername1735
    @randomusername1735 Год назад +7

    "Now for some annoying songs!"
    Viva La Vida starts playing
    Favorite part

  • @dashcamandy2242
    @dashcamandy2242 Год назад +9

    Guaranteed never to leak all my family photos? Damn, that's better online security than Zuckerbook!
    When the Beakers started Meeping, I lost it!
    "That was your favorite song! Now for some annoying songs!" is absolutely a listening-to-FM-radio-in-the-car mood.

    • @dashcamandy2242
      @dashcamandy2242 Год назад

      6:45 - Hey there, Big Guy, do you need a man to open that pickle jar for you?

  • @DougSalad
    @DougSalad Год назад +7

    I missed when you added the Scooby-Dooby Residue on stream, i laughed pretty hard at that

  • @8bit_cat72
    @8bit_cat72 Год назад +4

    I love Ellie just dunking on forever wallet

  • @possumplay5843
    @possumplay5843 Год назад +25

    The cheesecake part made my soul exit my body 😂😂

  • @eckitronix
    @eckitronix Год назад +17

    I can't believe Yuffie would steal babies and hide in planes, I'm shaking and crying right now

  • @CultOfTheBanana
    @CultOfTheBanana Год назад +12

    6:07
    If Kojimbo puts a Flat Fuck Hand Truck in Death Stranding 2, I will purchase the game.
    If and only if.

  • @TJ_Low
    @TJ_Low Год назад +11

    3:57 “You could pay $100 for a bluetooth speaker, or you can get a Boom Boom for just ninety-nine!” A GREAT deal!

  • @eprongles
    @eprongles Год назад +10

    7:32 oooh, that made me giggle a loooot

  • @armageddongirl612
    @armageddongirl612 Год назад +13

    6:24 WE HAVE AWOKEN.

  • @cheesyjamproductions6065
    @cheesyjamproductions6065 Год назад +2

    Amazing demonstration of the Kuleshov effect at 4:17

  • @zachdissen424
    @zachdissen424 Год назад +11

    “Ding Ding Ding its terrible” really got me 😂

  • @JouvaMoufette
    @JouvaMoufette Год назад +11

    6:43 I have that poster! It's very good.

  • @abstractgrant
    @abstractgrant Год назад +3

    The sauce falling out of one car and into another was great.

  • @Actiondanny
    @Actiondanny Год назад +3

    Another banger, Ellie. I can't wait for Merchandise™!

  • @marbeltoast
    @marbeltoast Год назад +8

    “Because we know you could use a hand, here’s a power outlet thing!” Got me GOOD!

  • @tyalan7152
    @tyalan7152 Год назад +11

    I personally think you struck gold with Products. Good to see you've still got the Midas touch.

  • @Pairoshuz
    @Pairoshuz 8 месяцев назад +3

    "This is the future, shouldn't there be a robot? There is...n't, and there's no solution. You don't stand a chance. SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER"
    That's very aggressive for a commercial.

  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet Год назад +11

    When I shave, chocolate sprinkles rain down from my facial region. Until this video, I thought I was alone.

    • @hamtaro126
      @hamtaro126 Год назад +2

      Hey, It is our buddy, noisepuppet!!! We haven't seen content from you for about a year or something!!!
      I guess it is good to see you back in the comments, welcome back, noisepuppet!

    • @coleswagerty8020
      @coleswagerty8020 Год назад +2

      You made some of my favorite ytps man, and you’d be surprised how infectious that humor is lol. Thanks for making my life (and some of my friends lives) a bit better

  • @Lishadra
    @Lishadra Год назад +12

    2:08 caught me so off guard 😆

  • @kosho2994
    @kosho2994 Год назад +2

    Another YTP with Yurf. I love you, Yurf!

  • @JirForce
    @JirForce Год назад +3

    "Without leaving any Scooby Dooby ResiDoobyhind" Absolutely brilliant...

  • @milkteawaygalaxy877
    @milkteawaygalaxy877 Год назад +3

    You were right. Fresh watermelon was indeed the perfect end.

  • @dkDeMKN
    @dkDeMKN Год назад +10

    These infomercial YTP's are really good. You've yet to upload a bad one, great job.

  • @SmittyJaws
    @SmittyJaws Год назад +3

    I absolutely lost my shit when I heard the bit with Beaker. This whole video is comedy gold

  • @Ms_FluffySheep
    @Ms_FluffySheep Год назад +13

    0:09 I like when the kid said no.

  • @rogirek3362
    @rogirek3362 Год назад +3

    I can't believe they give me the option to pay a separate fee to not leak my family photos. Most vendors just reserve the right in the EULA.

  • @StardustWhip
    @StardustWhip Год назад +3

    "Introducing Mike, the Amazing New Dog!"
    **slams $500 Monopoly Money on the table**
    I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

  • @TheBadBuffalo
    @TheBadBuffalo Год назад +3

    The Duran Duran tiger bit was INCREDIBLE

  • @brandonthesteele
    @brandonthesteele Год назад +9

    I love commercial YTP's, they always have me rolling.

  • @somoneelse3488
    @somoneelse3488 Год назад +6

    A banger of a sequel to my favorite YTP?! Now I can feel good about my personal problems! It even has Yurf! :D

  • @oconnorwilliam01
    @oconnorwilliam01 Год назад +5

    0:55 I love how they put their advert on right after the forever wallet just to rub it in 😂

  • @phosphor_goat
    @phosphor_goat Год назад +2

    "Look at that dance across the dusty stand" is just such a testiment to the primo quality of what you do. It cracks me up every time.

  • @gradeon2848
    @gradeon2848 Год назад +4

    4:17 absolute perfection.

  • @MarkMeadows90
    @MarkMeadows90 Год назад +4

    4:04 That part makes me miss Billy May's infomercial of the Jupiter Jack.

  • @dylansesher5112
    @dylansesher5112 Год назад +9

    Good to see you are doing better, keep up the good work.

  • @skepticJames
    @skepticJames Год назад +10

    Your work's always amazing but this genre is possibly my favourite. "You need space, Max" killed me.

  • @robinbeck7716
    @robinbeck7716 Год назад +4

    I'm obsessed with, "a fresh Watermelon is the perfect end."

  • @garrettreganhobbs6949
    @garrettreganhobbs6949 Год назад +5

    The arrow jumping back to the bow was too funny!

  • @wesleyackerman8211
    @wesleyackerman8211 Год назад +4

    so beautiful. The comments talking about their favorite parts had me cry laughing even more.

  • @FatKatSkits
    @FatKatSkits 9 месяцев назад +1

    2:08 was like a 3-2-1 punch with the amount of jokes there, love it

  • @arkitakama7
    @arkitakama7 Год назад +4

    Can't wait for Services™