Rap Teacher 2 with Hoodie Allen (Jake and Amir)
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
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“Im gonna be without ruth to you” this is a vintage jake and amir line only they could come up with
Explain this to me so that i can use it in my vocab and know the origin
@@MarshallAcosta he is being “ruthless” but he changes it to “without ruth”.
@@Bobbleheads56 you are something else. I thought that after a year I would get a heaping handful of radio silence from you but the fact that you answered just hours later really makes me respect you so much more. Thank you Bobbleheads. You’re a good man.
@@MarshallAcosta im always willing to talk jake and amir
@@Bobbleheads56Jake and Amir are kings and queens
stop pushing me dude im not strong lmaooooo insecure jake is so good
yes!
"Don't, push me! Where did you gey aardvark cum?!"
@@bruceweel hi
Hi
Still quote this
"STOP PUSHING ME,
I'M NOT STRONG"
still funny after 20 times.
Now?
that and his scream right after murph pulls his pants down. That whole last 20s is comedic gold, it has me half way to tears.
I thought so too at the time but life has humbled since then
It's my aunt's birthday!!
@@ASOT666but are you halfway to ears
jake's rhymes have been stuck in my head all day.. 'my name is byron murphy.... i wear socks and shoes, on my feet..... salad for lunch? i don't think so' LMAO
it's the funniest thing i've ever heard i die every time 😭😭
Murphs line is always stuck in my head 😂
"Yo you're a pussy ass bitch with a pussy ass dick" 😂😂😂 funniest line ever.
You’ve probably moved on or maybe back around to more J&A, but that was a reference to an older episode “Explanation” where Amir quotes Brian as saying “my name is Byron Murpheyyy, I like to drink cerfeeee”
I'm gonna be WITHOUT RUTH to you.
dynaboyj L. My favourite line probably
Jake's ear must be so cold
The coldest
Freezing
COLDEST!
Absolutely frigid
It's colder than cold! It's chilly!
Though he makes a good straight man, I absolutely love the episodes where Jake gets to be the funny man
Salad for lunch I DONT THINK SO
Yeezy!
The way he sang that bit was fucking hilarious
I actually love salad for lunch
LMAOOOOO
The look on Jake's face after he says "snatch", so funny.
Jakes impression of Murph gets me every time
Salad for lunch, I don’t think so!
@@isaack3645 I was gonna comment this, how dare you.
@@guilhermecalland489 How could I not? Best part of the whole thing.
@@isaack3645 apologize to him please
@@isaack3645 either that or you challenge him to a rap battle
3!! 2!! 1!! OOOOOO!!!! SHHIIiiiiiiii- naaaaaa.... here it is homie, uh uh.
King Marcella 😂😂🤣😂😂😂
I just realized that in his song about Murph, Jake says "My name is Byron Murphy", which sounds like something he would say, because he doesn't know that his name is Brian, and he doesn't know how to pronounce things, like "coffee".
curffee
chaumas watchu talkin bout wilms
Wilms?
And then... I’M GAAAAAAAAAY!
So Sarah said "And Sarah was all like"?
I love the way Jake just says "WIZARD" after he's told to stop.
You can see Jake almost crack up when he sings "for the longest SNATCH"
you should watch the outtakes, none of them in the room could keep a straight face they just barely got this take lol
I love how murph always emerges from a crowd and yells something crazy
1:40 they REALLY missed an opportunity to have Jake say "OH MY GOD IT'S SO COLD". Rly missed opportunity.
The way Jake goes 'uh uh' at 0:52 has me in tears every time.
Salad for lunch? I DON'T THINK SO!
"Ah , dude stop pushing me, I'm not strong , ahhh." LOL
the sound he makes at 2:18...i died!!!! hahaha
I feel like everyone is overlooking the best line in this: "You're next Rosie, and I will be without ruth to you!"
Please explain
@@Skittishjoker Ruthless. Jake thinks it means to be without "ruth". Ruthless comes from the Old English "hreowan" which means to cause despair and the Old Germanic -th being added to make "reowth". Then shortened to ruthless to mean roughly the same.
@@redkobold1 legend. Thank you
Amir - Normal rap
Hoodie - Normal Rap
Murph - XXXTENTACION MODE ACTIVATE
ew.
This is now awkward...
RIP X
So sad Murph is dead
I actually thought of beastie boys instead
That lil squeak from Jake at the end was just perfect :D
no matter how many times I hear Murph's rap I still burst out laughing xD
its the delivery, man.. its so aggressive hahaha
murph rap still the best
"Stop pushing me dude, I'm not strong!"
One of the funniest episodes ever!
I love how hoodie is visibly annoyed at jake now. He was much more willing to drop a beat when he first met jake 😂
I'm on the EVERY Jake and Amir episodes in order playlist on shuffle mode on a Friday night having a goshdarn blast and this might be one of my top eps EVER.
I love that Hoodie is constantly switching sides.
Nothing makes me laught more than the giro lizard and I like gandalf becouse hes a chill wizard
lololol i love that jake is also weird af
Deffo my 2nd favourite episode ever!
agreed
Deals is my favourite!
James McKay My favourite is Bread.
James McKay I really like celebration.
I've watched this countless times...and still lmmfao...one of the best🤣 hyped about their return!!
These are even better once you've seen the outtakes and now how much they're struggling not to crack up.
Hoodie, drop me a beat!
"No."
+Joey Rozic Fuck it, I'll go a cappella
FOR THE LONGEST SNATCH
For the longest SNATCH?
Okay yeah I'm crying gg
i love jake's voice when murph starts pushing him around. can't breathe.
collegehumor with hoodie allen? BEST VIDEO EVER...and i havent even watched it yet!
I wanted to see Rosey rap.
He can't. he's into edm
I hate Hoodie Allens music but I respect him a lot more for this role.
ROFL so this is how Murph started bullying Jake
Is it just me who couldnt stop laughng at 'Salad for lunch, I don't think so!' XD
these were the best episodes of the entire series
Wtf at 2:09 is this real
muph ruins these...
One of the best jake and amir videos
this ones great, but go back a couple years. they had some incredible ones back in the day
Jake’s first rhyme and the wizard delivery at the beginning is hilarious how did I never notice that
0:38 This is the kind of beat boxing I hear in my nightmares.
What murr said at 1:45 was soooo funny🤣🤣🤣 as well as when jake went acapella at the 2 minute mark 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂
God this is just pure comedy greatness
Best Jake and Amir i have seen.
I like when they switch up the jake and amir roles!
yes it's a reference to jake and amir explanation, thanks for your insight
This was the best ep of jake and amir
easily my favourtie collegehumor video
one of my favorite jake and amirs
blood diamond, it's my favorite past time
This made me laugh so much back then dude lol
ohh.. this brings back memories from high school
probably. have seen the outtakes for these videos? usually every cut in their videos is because they manage to keep their laughter in for just long enough
#1 album on itunes...lets gooooo hoodie
Kudos to Jake for having the juevos.... the khutzpah.... the moxie if I may say.... to go commando for this vid 🤣🤣
The 3 most amazing people in the world.
I laughed so hard I dropped my phone at that murph rapping part. 😂
1:45 i literally fell on the floor from laughing so hard!!
Fuck man, Murph is an absolute savage. This sketch aged like fine wine
best jake and amir series ever
Oh man, you do not want to watch this with headphones in the silent section of a library LOL
"for the longest SNATCH" is sooooo funny man
I love it when they switch roles!!!
I believe this is the first jake and amir with aggressive murph
Amir's beat boxing is adorable ^.^ he's just like, hitting himself in the mouth and spitting
My name is Byron Murphy, I wear socks and shoes on my feat. Salad for lunch, I don't think so!
Murph is the man, he should be in everything
"Give me a beat Hoodie" "No" Got to love Hoodie c:
OMFG WHEN AMIR STARTES BEAT BOXING 0:38
When you watch the outtakes then come back to the video it makes it much funnier
lolololololol this was the best Jake and Amir ever
Murph should have his own show....dude cracks me up
Hey, stopp pushing me! I'm not even strong! LMAO
Whooooa...for the longest SNATCH! Just died laughing...r.I.p. me haha
LOL!!! the milk disappears right after he throws it on
Amir and Jake switched places from the old ones to the new ones
I love episodes like this
i dunno what it is about murph's serious face, but i crack up everytime i see it
I like how the dude just snaps on Jake.
the last sound jake makes is so funyyy hahahhahahaha
I had to stop rewinding at 1:44 because I was laughing to hard and my back was starting to go numb
The one time I gotta give it to Amir. He worked at something and got better at it.
STOP PUSHING me im not strong!!! I laughed so fucking hard
funniest jake and amir in a while
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
>Catcher in the Rye t-shirt
holy shit that's subtle
when hoodie says 2 3 4 it sounds like the beginning of words of wisdom
I still say without ruth to this day solely because of this video
Man, that really changes how I feel about this video.
LOVE Jake's shirt.