Blender (Jake and Amir)

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

Комментарии • 1,8 тыс.

  • @neontime8507
    @neontime8507 8 лет назад +903

    "Thats kosher." Bacon with ice cream is like the least kosher combo I can think of.

    • @frylxvii5674
      @frylxvii5674 8 лет назад +82

      NeonTime It is if you add a healthy dose of shellfish, then cook the whole thing in milk.

    • @insolentish4529
      @insolentish4529 6 лет назад +14

      Gentile blood

    • @AndreRhineDavis
      @AndreRhineDavis 5 лет назад +15

      He meant "kosher" in the slang sense of "valid, acceptable, legit"

    • @tgkafg
      @tgkafg 5 лет назад +21

      André Rhine-Davis no he didn’t. Watch mo’ of these.

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 4 года назад +9

      Fry LXVII I think the ice cream covers the milk part

  • @JasperKazai
    @JasperKazai Год назад +37

    "I've told you to shower. I've told you to stop being mean to children. I've asked you repeatedly to learn words like dollop, and gimmick, and gregarious, because you don't know what words mean."
    "Blend! Blend this!"
    Lmao that's one of the best interactions

  • @saraalouh7962
    @saraalouh7962 8 лет назад +230

    jake called amir baby
    i need to sit down

    • @Materazzi73
      @Materazzi73 8 лет назад +25

      So you were standing while watching the video?

    • @bigt1877
      @bigt1877 8 лет назад +1

      Sara Alouh no he didn't

    • @girlhell1997
      @girlhell1997 8 лет назад +23

      quickscope homie he did, he called him baby at 2:03

    • @jacksonpaul1710
      @jacksonpaul1710 4 года назад +7

      give baby a bite

    • @PolyChromium
      @PolyChromium 4 года назад +3

      @@Materazzi73 It’s called a standing desk!

  • @jasonkelly1692
    @jasonkelly1692 8 лет назад +562

    He actually used dollop correctly.

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 6 лет назад +79

      In a sense, he used 'gimmick' correctly as well. And it is a stretch but I could even argue that he used 'gregarious' correctly.

    • @nabeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
      @nabeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal 6 лет назад +2

      Exactly.

    • @reluctant_clap
      @reluctant_clap 6 лет назад +43

      @@hittingyouoverthehead He used them all correctly. That's kind of the joke

    • @octopusph.d7737
      @octopusph.d7737 5 лет назад +7

      @@reluctant_clap no its not

    • @johnduded
      @johnduded 5 лет назад

      @@hittingyouoverthehead doesn't know that a gimmick is.

  • @kevinfarrell9304
    @kevinfarrell9304 8 лет назад +191

    when he said "im blind" i literally almost choked on my spit

  • @SuperMegaPeanut
    @SuperMegaPeanut 8 лет назад +473

    "This is gross to some."
    "It's gross to all."

    • @surelock3221
      @surelock3221 6 лет назад +2

      All for gross and gross for all!

    • @sarthakbhukal
      @sarthakbhukal 5 лет назад

      well i dig it

    • @sarthakbhukal
      @sarthakbhukal 5 лет назад

      blend a hotdog with ketchup mayo and a cup of warm water for a full minute it tastes awesomeee!!

  • @CFijWPG
    @CFijWPG 7 лет назад +165

    "I'm not ticklish, so stop it."
    But Jake said in another episode that he is ticklish, but Amir's hands are so cold, wet, and clammy that Jake isn't even tickled, just grossed out.

    • @MarshallBouchard
      @MarshallBouchard 3 года назад +5

      I was just thinking this!

    • @gc5806
      @gc5806 3 года назад +5

      Four years late to this but my theory is that Jjkae initially opened to AMIR a la confided that he dropped out of college, but later he hopes that AMIR has forgotten and doesn’t want to remind him..
      anyGAY, if disagree, bury me with downvotes

  • @SwizzleGuy
    @SwizzleGuy 13 лет назад +35

    the face amir makes when he starts blending again makes me laugh so fricking hard

  • @Xenu888
    @Xenu888 8 лет назад +169

    I thought it was a gimmick, nature's promise and all...

    • @CurlyMcNulty
      @CurlyMcNulty 8 лет назад +33

      That's a butter company....

    • @brandonpiatt5625
      @brandonpiatt5625 3 года назад +1

      @@CurlyMcNulty one of my favorite lines in the series

  • @wstaggers
    @wstaggers 7 лет назад +42

    "I wanted to see if you were gregarious ohhhh, turns out ya were"
    Best part

  • @seanzoz
    @seanzoz 13 лет назад +56

    we did it

  • @Roonlovesfish3874
    @Roonlovesfish3874 2 года назад +6

    "What's up?" (Yelling)
    "Nothing to yell over now. Right?"
    "Oh yeah"
    Comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thehyphenator
    @thehyphenator 4 года назад +16

    "We did it" at the end was so cute

  • @jackcr2477
    @jackcr2477 4 года назад +35

    For anybody wondering, yes this is the same blender used on the popular gameshow "Smoothie Madness"

    • @gbird.
      @gbird. 4 года назад +2

      Thats cool

    • @user84074
      @user84074 4 года назад +4

      Amir knows how to use it, but Brett doesn't? 🤔😂
      Crossover of the decade

  • @Emmakisses5
    @Emmakisses5 12 лет назад +18

    "i think im gonna puke."
    "do it in the blender!!!!"

  • @madeleinebadun6100
    @madeleinebadun6100 11 лет назад +215

    I wanted to see if you were gregarious!

  • @TheFangirlable
    @TheFangirlable 11 лет назад +35

    "Let it up, baby."
    Stop making me ship things.

  • @sheldoman
    @sheldoman 7 лет назад +8

    That "If you would've told me three years ago that I would be ___, I would've burned you at the stake for being a witch" is still one of my favourite lines of all time.

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 7 лет назад +73

    I thought I'd only ever see Jake shove his fingers down Amir's throat in my fantasies... I was so, happily wrong!

  • @averagebusinessmen2
    @averagebusinessmen2 10 лет назад +41

    1:53 might be the hardest i've laughed at any Jake and Amir video

  • @eulerindeadfall3948
    @eulerindeadfall3948 11 лет назад +54

    At the beginning of this episode, Jake says that he's not ticklish, but in "Economic Crisis 2" He says that he's very ticklish

    • @sherllymentalism4756
      @sherllymentalism4756 10 лет назад +1

      He must of changed

    • @cowgrll
      @cowgrll 10 лет назад +40

      But remember he's not ticklish when it comes to Amir because Amir's hands are too cold and wet.

    • @buffalobison7483
      @buffalobison7483 10 лет назад +1

      We've caught him

    • @General12th
      @General12th 6 лет назад +9

      And he's definitely not ticklish when it comes to Amir's dad because Amir's dad's arms are so tiny and spindly, like a bunch of skin-covered straws.

    • @enceladus2263
      @enceladus2263 3 года назад

      Lies are catching up to you there, hurwitz

  • @TomFaulty
    @TomFaulty 13 лет назад +56

    Jake: You okay?
    Amir: I'm good.
    Jake: That was good?
    Amir: That was kosher
    Jake: Are you sure you're okay? You look a little...
    Amir: I'm blind.

  • @Edited6
    @Edited6 9 лет назад +6

    That's my blender! Don't be concerned that Amir leaves it open on the base, it won't start without the lid on and the base has suction cups!
    Don't ask why Amir didn't use the convenient pour spout though, those 3-tiers of stainless steel blades come out for easy cleaning and are sharp enough to take a finger.
    Call me Ninja, I'll advertise in exchange for more blenders.

    • @H0B0J03
      @H0B0J03 9 лет назад

      WZRD702 damn beat me to it hahahahha

  • @depuntoapuntoenelmundo2408
    @depuntoapuntoenelmundo2408 4 года назад +9

    I have a ginger tea ready to drink, Jake is trying to induce Amir to vomit, then Amir says he's fine. I'm like "It's safe to drink now" and the second I do, Amir pukes.

  • @hershykiss24
    @hershykiss24 12 лет назад +7

    Jake: You have to start learning words man..
    Amir: What's the point, i can't fricking see?!

  • @tristantristan5896
    @tristantristan5896 7 лет назад +11

    One thing I have learned from watching every jake and Amir is that you can't watch every jake and Amir

  • @Sweet_Dee
    @Sweet_Dee 3 года назад +7

    the next time me and bestie are in a drunk hair-holding situation i'm gonna say "we did it"

  • @DKbrozz03
    @DKbrozz03 12 лет назад +2

    I don't know why, but this is my favorite one. It always gets stuck in my head. "Blend, blend this!"

  • @markkittel44
    @markkittel44 4 года назад +4

    Amir's flinch at 1:22.... For that one moment he realized its for real.

  • @CZnoob
    @CZnoob 12 лет назад

    You're one of many, it's the jake and amir syndrome, absolutely every time i go to youtube I end up watching like 10+ of these, and honestly, without exaggarating i have seen almost EVERY SINGLE of their videos at least 10 times, and you're right, there's no way to get sick of them.

  • @koldstudios
    @koldstudios 13 лет назад +53

    1:26 blender low 1:31 blender has more.... he didn't drink it he poured it back into the blender.

    • @reallyFrogman
      @reallyFrogman 4 года назад +10

      Knowing Amir he probably regurgitated into the Blender

    • @cigsRcool
      @cigsRcool 3 года назад +5

      Proud of you

    • @IsaacJoshi
      @IsaacJoshi 3 года назад +4

      The blender was gregarious

  • @GoodFriendsForever
    @GoodFriendsForever 12 лет назад

    Ive been stuck in a constant jake and amir marathon for years now! please send help my funny bone cant take much more!

  • @SoCupCak
    @SoCupCak 11 лет назад +7

    02:03 Did he call him "baby" ? x3

  • @riedstep
    @riedstep 6 лет назад +3

    I've seen this several times and have never noticed them incorporating the big words at the end

  • @Sheenarachael
    @Sheenarachael 9 лет назад +23

    jake is so fine

  • @hadzerd456
    @hadzerd456 12 лет назад +1

    I've been licking off the frosting of cookies I just made...yep this is the life I believe amir would want me to lead.

  • @mojo6385
    @mojo6385 8 лет назад +5

    At 1:13, you can see how much was in the blender. Amir pours and you can see how much is left at 1:28 . Then, at 1:32 it is more full again. Come on Amir. I thought you were committed to your craft!

  • @ZeroChannelZero
    @ZeroChannelZero 5 лет назад +20

    This video is so dollop. I'm gregariousing my gimmick off.

  • @becauseican66
    @becauseican66 13 лет назад

    Definitely my favorite Jake and Amir

  • @maplic
    @maplic 12 лет назад +4

    My theory of Amir is that he's actually brilliant and at any given time has hundreds of conversations going on in his head at the same time. Sometimes he gets mixed up and some of the things he says to Jake are actually from those conversations.

  • @s.o.k.1393
    @s.o.k.1393 4 года назад +2

    He didn't even blend in the mayo he just dropped it in

  • @florian8218
    @florian8218 10 лет назад +15

    BLENDAH!

  • @joelandrewgibson4820
    @joelandrewgibson4820 8 месяцев назад +2

    CONTINUITY ERROR:
    In Economic Crisis 2, Jake says he IS ticklish, but Amir's hands are to cold and clamy.

  • @Peter-ur3yy
    @Peter-ur3yy 5 лет назад +5

    Amir uses the word Gimmick correctly though

  • @abigailkulak7956
    @abigailkulak7956 2 года назад

    this has to be one of the best, if not the best

  • @SpencerArinhaveamom
    @SpencerArinhaveamom 4 года назад +4

    You’re always saying blend.

  • @callmetagno
    @callmetagno 13 лет назад

    just finished my last final and i can finally watch jake and amir non stop for a month

  • @jerryjerome4686
    @jerryjerome4686 10 лет назад +3

    R.I.P. headphones users

  • @melissais
    @melissais 13 лет назад

    I've been watching Jake and Amir episodes for the past 30 mins and I actually think they're funny now. Silly boys.

  • @ryanoliver8243
    @ryanoliver8243 9 лет назад +4

    Amir's trying not to laugh at 0:24

  • @xnbentari
    @xnbentari 13 лет назад +1

    these people are honestly too funny
    cant wait to see amir in the new harold and kumar
    it will be epic

  • @deaconblues_
    @deaconblues_ 9 лет назад +9

    Anyone else notice the post it notes on his arm

  • @nikimilky
    @nikimilky 5 лет назад +2

    jake cracks out at 0:25

  • @mrjoeyeo8993
    @mrjoeyeo8993 8 лет назад +4

    wtf is gregarious?

    • @Defiring
      @Defiring 8 лет назад

      Sociable, Amir thought it meant gullible.

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 8 лет назад +21

      you need to learn words, man

    • @Claire-ht2pd
      @Claire-ht2pd 8 лет назад +1

      Oh no! I thought it was hardworking. My life is a lie.

    • @alexnelsonamaya1
      @alexnelsonamaya1 7 лет назад

      Joe Yeo is Cool it's a gimmick man

    • @gbird.
      @gbird. 4 года назад +1

      Membean moment

  • @the-boring-car-guy
    @the-boring-car-guy 6 лет назад +2

    Amirs blending face is one of his best face

  • @Lightwaverable
    @Lightwaverable 8 лет назад +32

    College humor uses vomit humor way too much.

  • @beccsb2790
    @beccsb2790 10 лет назад +1

    I love Amirs laugh! When he laughs I cant help but laugh along :)

  • @ROYALstraightFLUSH22
    @ROYALstraightFLUSH22 13 лет назад +2

    Lol this is the best one!! I've watched it 5 times now and it still makes me laugh

  • @ATBvids
    @ATBvids 13 лет назад

    This is one of the best sketches they've done. I thought it was a gimmick. I wanted to see if you were gregarious.

  • @DimbleWally
    @DimbleWally 12 лет назад

    Yeah, 1 mill on this video! Every Jake and Amir video that hits 1 mill seems special to me.

  • @funkychilldude
    @funkychilldude 3 года назад +2

    After watching this episode so many times I’m just now realizing that the smoothie Amir makes isn’t *that* gross. It is pretty gross to be sure, but Jake acts like he’s about to drink poison. And there’s absolutely no reason it would make him go blind. Like, they could’ve made it have exported chicken nuggets or something and Amir was trying to re-purpose them to be eco-friendly.

  • @DougS0045
    @DougS0045 13 лет назад

    This is HILARIOUS!!!!! I love these videos. I look every day for them !!!

  • @BenjaminWirtz
    @BenjaminWirtz 11 лет назад +1

    I once drank the combined ingredients of a chick-fil-a meal in a blender for a contest, and I won.

  • @s.o.k.1393
    @s.o.k.1393 11 месяцев назад +1

    Amir used every single one of those words correctly

  • @jhanah200
    @jhanah200 13 лет назад

    Lmao Favorite Part:
    You Okay?
    I'm Good.
    That Was Good?
    That Was Kosher.
    You Sure You're Alright? You Look a Little-
    I'm Blind.
    Lmfao!! That was Hilarious!!

  • @Psychol-Snooper
    @Psychol-Snooper Год назад +1

    "You have to start learning words."
    Literally my feelings towards every 5th RUclips commenter.

  • @funnerfunerals
    @funnerfunerals 13 лет назад

    The most consistently hilarious thing on the internet.

  • @LudeandLude
    @LudeandLude 12 лет назад

    You my friend, are not alone. This happens to me EVERY time.

  • @kindofachannel7362
    @kindofachannel7362 7 лет назад +1

    Lmao this might be my favorite jake and Amir

  • @HashnulArlryal
    @HashnulArlryal 13 лет назад

    Jake and Amir 's playlist stops here momentarilly.Where does life goes on from here?!

  • @SwizzleGuy
    @SwizzleGuy 13 лет назад

    amir's face when jake says he had told him to stop being mean to children: fricking priceless ;)

  • @Pittaz
    @Pittaz 12 лет назад

    Im Pretty sure the liquid level in the blender changes between 0:18 and 0:29?

  • @Padrra
    @Padrra 12 лет назад

    I love how he just laughs at what Jake says, then goes back to blending XD 0:21

  • @hellospenjo
    @hellospenjo 3 года назад

    This is like my all time favorite video

  • @RenTheBarbarian
    @RenTheBarbarian 11 лет назад

    When Amir's drinking, if you look at the blender, you can tell they just poured it back in.

  • @nickelodeann
    @nickelodeann 13 лет назад

    @MrAmuhrica you saved me a good 30 seconds figuring out how to spell it, 10 seconds to type in in on the search bar, and 20 seconds to read and comprehend the definition. Although it took me 30 seconds to type in this comment, so you saved me 30 seconds. Tyvm :)

  • @YouTube_Daniel_
    @YouTube_Daniel_ 13 лет назад

    @Sapphirewave
    Great comment, but... will it blend?

  • @zondr3
    @zondr3 13 лет назад

    haha, funniest jake and amir i've seen in a long time xD

  • @sirpown
    @sirpown 13 лет назад

    @CantStandSchool That guy with the blender is Amir... you should kinda know that cuz your watching Jake and Amir and yes he is in the new Harold and Kumar.

  • @GypsyLeah
    @GypsyLeah 13 лет назад

    @Dylandier Do blenders float?

  • @Habit117
    @Habit117 13 лет назад

    @Shmurfworks well it was friday in my country, still counts!

  • @ItsKatKool
    @ItsKatKool 13 лет назад

    The amount of smoothie didnt change after he drank... JAKE MUST BE A WITCH

  • @alkallabeth
    @alkallabeth 13 лет назад

    @TheAccartwright but... how would i know when 2:10 comes...

  • @55assassin55
    @55assassin55 13 лет назад

    I never thought it possible, I finally reached the end of season 1 Jake and Amir. Now for Hardly Working.

  • @VJWU
    @VJWU 13 лет назад

    @koldstudios how did you notice that?!

  • @youngknowledgeseeker
    @youngknowledgeseeker 6 лет назад +2

    “Your blending again!”

  • @unrealnews
    @unrealnews 3 года назад +1

    Good use of Chekhov’s induced vomiting finger.

  • @beadyslay
    @beadyslay 13 лет назад

    @BenF206 when's the first?

  • @Peter_1986
    @Peter_1986 12 лет назад

    00:24 "Nope I'll keep blending, haha!" *troll-face*

  • @flashuk100
    @flashuk100 12 лет назад

    Does anyone remember which episode it is when dan says HU ZEW LEW ZEW?

  • @ThrillaWhale
    @ThrillaWhale 12 лет назад

    Why are the windows so bright in all the recent episodes?

  • @walkmen9
    @walkmen9 12 лет назад

    he blended so much......his dad frickin MOVED

  • @GranTorino992
    @GranTorino992 13 лет назад

    will they both blend?

  • @hellzyeahism
    @hellzyeahism 12 лет назад

    am i the only one who thinks that the funniest jake and amirs are the ones where he either pukes or shits himself?

  • @Frogumm123
    @Frogumm123 6 месяцев назад

    I think this might be the one for me. A perfect video.

  • @austinnuma3600
    @austinnuma3600 12 лет назад

    Does anyone know many Jake and Amir videos there are?

  • @Misterasianweeman
    @Misterasianweeman 13 лет назад

    and i just successfully watched every single jake & amir...

  • @SuperSonicPain
    @SuperSonicPain 12 лет назад +1

    lol jake is a good friend

  • @nigellau9848
    @nigellau9848 11 лет назад

    This is my favourite episode

  • @Claymatt52
    @Claymatt52 12 лет назад

    @tadd I believe it is triathlon.