"I've told you to shower. I've told you to stop being mean to children. I've asked you repeatedly to learn words like dollop, and gimmick, and gregarious, because you don't know what words mean." "Blend! Blend this!" Lmao that's one of the best interactions
"I'm not ticklish, so stop it." But Jake said in another episode that he is ticklish, but Amir's hands are so cold, wet, and clammy that Jake isn't even tickled, just grossed out.
Four years late to this but my theory is that Jjkae initially opened to AMIR a la confided that he dropped out of college, but later he hopes that AMIR has forgotten and doesn’t want to remind him.. anyGAY, if disagree, bury me with downvotes
That "If you would've told me three years ago that I would be ___, I would've burned you at the stake for being a witch" is still one of my favourite lines of all time.
That's my blender! Don't be concerned that Amir leaves it open on the base, it won't start without the lid on and the base has suction cups! Don't ask why Amir didn't use the convenient pour spout though, those 3-tiers of stainless steel blades come out for easy cleaning and are sharp enough to take a finger. Call me Ninja, I'll advertise in exchange for more blenders.
I have a ginger tea ready to drink, Jake is trying to induce Amir to vomit, then Amir says he's fine. I'm like "It's safe to drink now" and the second I do, Amir pukes.
You're one of many, it's the jake and amir syndrome, absolutely every time i go to youtube I end up watching like 10+ of these, and honestly, without exaggarating i have seen almost EVERY SINGLE of their videos at least 10 times, and you're right, there's no way to get sick of them.
At 1:13, you can see how much was in the blender. Amir pours and you can see how much is left at 1:28 . Then, at 1:32 it is more full again. Come on Amir. I thought you were committed to your craft!
My theory of Amir is that he's actually brilliant and at any given time has hundreds of conversations going on in his head at the same time. Sometimes he gets mixed up and some of the things he says to Jake are actually from those conversations.
After watching this episode so many times I’m just now realizing that the smoothie Amir makes isn’t *that* gross. It is pretty gross to be sure, but Jake acts like he’s about to drink poison. And there’s absolutely no reason it would make him go blind. Like, they could’ve made it have exported chicken nuggets or something and Amir was trying to re-purpose them to be eco-friendly.
Lmao Favorite Part: You Okay? I'm Good. That Was Good? That Was Kosher. You Sure You're Alright? You Look a Little- I'm Blind. Lmfao!! That was Hilarious!!
@MrAmuhrica you saved me a good 30 seconds figuring out how to spell it, 10 seconds to type in in on the search bar, and 20 seconds to read and comprehend the definition. Although it took me 30 seconds to type in this comment, so you saved me 30 seconds. Tyvm :)
@CantStandSchool That guy with the blender is Amir... you should kinda know that cuz your watching Jake and Amir and yes he is in the new Harold and Kumar.
"Thats kosher." Bacon with ice cream is like the least kosher combo I can think of.
NeonTime It is if you add a healthy dose of shellfish, then cook the whole thing in milk.
Gentile blood
He meant "kosher" in the slang sense of "valid, acceptable, legit"
André Rhine-Davis no he didn’t. Watch mo’ of these.
Fry LXVII I think the ice cream covers the milk part
"I've told you to shower. I've told you to stop being mean to children. I've asked you repeatedly to learn words like dollop, and gimmick, and gregarious, because you don't know what words mean."
"Blend! Blend this!"
Lmao that's one of the best interactions
jake called amir baby
i need to sit down
So you were standing while watching the video?
Sara Alouh no he didn't
quickscope homie he did, he called him baby at 2:03
give baby a bite
@@Materazzi73 It’s called a standing desk!
He actually used dollop correctly.
In a sense, he used 'gimmick' correctly as well. And it is a stretch but I could even argue that he used 'gregarious' correctly.
Exactly.
@@hittingyouoverthehead He used them all correctly. That's kind of the joke
@@reluctant_clap no its not
@@hittingyouoverthehead doesn't know that a gimmick is.
when he said "im blind" i literally almost choked on my spit
that's gross to some
Its gross to all
"This is gross to some."
"It's gross to all."
All for gross and gross for all!
well i dig it
blend a hotdog with ketchup mayo and a cup of warm water for a full minute it tastes awesomeee!!
"I'm not ticklish, so stop it."
But Jake said in another episode that he is ticklish, but Amir's hands are so cold, wet, and clammy that Jake isn't even tickled, just grossed out.
I was just thinking this!
Four years late to this but my theory is that Jjkae initially opened to AMIR a la confided that he dropped out of college, but later he hopes that AMIR has forgotten and doesn’t want to remind him..
anyGAY, if disagree, bury me with downvotes
the face amir makes when he starts blending again makes me laugh so fricking hard
I thought it was a gimmick, nature's promise and all...
That's a butter company....
@@CurlyMcNulty one of my favorite lines in the series
"I wanted to see if you were gregarious ohhhh, turns out ya were"
Best part
we did it
"What's up?" (Yelling)
"Nothing to yell over now. Right?"
"Oh yeah"
Comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"We did it" at the end was so cute
For anybody wondering, yes this is the same blender used on the popular gameshow "Smoothie Madness"
Thats cool
Amir knows how to use it, but Brett doesn't? 🤔😂
Crossover of the decade
"i think im gonna puke."
"do it in the blender!!!!"
I wanted to see if you were gregarious!
the best line
OHHH!!
Madeleine Badun turns out.. ya were!
"Let it up, baby."
Stop making me ship things.
That "If you would've told me three years ago that I would be ___, I would've burned you at the stake for being a witch" is still one of my favourite lines of all time.
I thought I'd only ever see Jake shove his fingers down Amir's throat in my fantasies... I was so, happily wrong!
He kind of does when amir eats the Apple Walnut muffin
My God...
1:53 might be the hardest i've laughed at any Jake and Amir video
At the beginning of this episode, Jake says that he's not ticklish, but in "Economic Crisis 2" He says that he's very ticklish
He must of changed
But remember he's not ticklish when it comes to Amir because Amir's hands are too cold and wet.
We've caught him
And he's definitely not ticklish when it comes to Amir's dad because Amir's dad's arms are so tiny and spindly, like a bunch of skin-covered straws.
Lies are catching up to you there, hurwitz
Jake: You okay?
Amir: I'm good.
Jake: That was good?
Amir: That was kosher
Jake: Are you sure you're okay? You look a little...
Amir: I'm blind.
That's my blender! Don't be concerned that Amir leaves it open on the base, it won't start without the lid on and the base has suction cups!
Don't ask why Amir didn't use the convenient pour spout though, those 3-tiers of stainless steel blades come out for easy cleaning and are sharp enough to take a finger.
Call me Ninja, I'll advertise in exchange for more blenders.
WZRD702 damn beat me to it hahahahha
I have a ginger tea ready to drink, Jake is trying to induce Amir to vomit, then Amir says he's fine. I'm like "It's safe to drink now" and the second I do, Amir pukes.
Jake: You have to start learning words man..
Amir: What's the point, i can't fricking see?!
One thing I have learned from watching every jake and Amir is that you can't watch every jake and Amir
the next time me and bestie are in a drunk hair-holding situation i'm gonna say "we did it"
I don't know why, but this is my favorite one. It always gets stuck in my head. "Blend, blend this!"
Amir's flinch at 1:22.... For that one moment he realized its for real.
You're one of many, it's the jake and amir syndrome, absolutely every time i go to youtube I end up watching like 10+ of these, and honestly, without exaggarating i have seen almost EVERY SINGLE of their videos at least 10 times, and you're right, there's no way to get sick of them.
1:26 blender low 1:31 blender has more.... he didn't drink it he poured it back into the blender.
Knowing Amir he probably regurgitated into the Blender
Proud of you
The blender was gregarious
Ive been stuck in a constant jake and amir marathon for years now! please send help my funny bone cant take much more!
02:03 Did he call him "baby" ? x3
I've seen this several times and have never noticed them incorporating the big words at the end
jake is so fine
fergalicious he blows your mind?
I've been licking off the frosting of cookies I just made...yep this is the life I believe amir would want me to lead.
At 1:13, you can see how much was in the blender. Amir pours and you can see how much is left at 1:28 . Then, at 1:32 it is more full again. Come on Amir. I thought you were committed to your craft!
This video is so dollop. I'm gregariousing my gimmick off.
Definitely my favorite Jake and Amir
My theory of Amir is that he's actually brilliant and at any given time has hundreds of conversations going on in his head at the same time. Sometimes he gets mixed up and some of the things he says to Jake are actually from those conversations.
He didn't even blend in the mayo he just dropped it in
BLENDAH!
Blend this!
CONTINUITY ERROR:
In Economic Crisis 2, Jake says he IS ticklish, but Amir's hands are to cold and clamy.
Amir uses the word Gimmick correctly though
this has to be one of the best, if not the best
You’re always saying blend.
just finished my last final and i can finally watch jake and amir non stop for a month
R.I.P. headphones users
I've been watching Jake and Amir episodes for the past 30 mins and I actually think they're funny now. Silly boys.
Amir's trying not to laugh at 0:24
these people are honestly too funny
cant wait to see amir in the new harold and kumar
it will be epic
Anyone else notice the post it notes on his arm
jake cracks out at 0:25
wtf is gregarious?
Sociable, Amir thought it meant gullible.
you need to learn words, man
Oh no! I thought it was hardworking. My life is a lie.
Joe Yeo is Cool it's a gimmick man
Membean moment
Amirs blending face is one of his best face
College humor uses vomit humor way too much.
watch Jake and amir-'resolutions'. its done well there.
Vomit humour is better than poop AND farts.
Josh Agreed
who saw us puke?
college humor didn't make this. jake and amir made this.
I love Amirs laugh! When he laughs I cant help but laugh along :)
Lol this is the best one!! I've watched it 5 times now and it still makes me laugh
This is one of the best sketches they've done. I thought it was a gimmick. I wanted to see if you were gregarious.
Yeah, 1 mill on this video! Every Jake and Amir video that hits 1 mill seems special to me.
After watching this episode so many times I’m just now realizing that the smoothie Amir makes isn’t *that* gross. It is pretty gross to be sure, but Jake acts like he’s about to drink poison. And there’s absolutely no reason it would make him go blind. Like, they could’ve made it have exported chicken nuggets or something and Amir was trying to re-purpose them to be eco-friendly.
This is HILARIOUS!!!!! I love these videos. I look every day for them !!!
I once drank the combined ingredients of a chick-fil-a meal in a blender for a contest, and I won.
Amir used every single one of those words correctly
Lmao Favorite Part:
You Okay?
I'm Good.
That Was Good?
That Was Kosher.
You Sure You're Alright? You Look a Little-
I'm Blind.
Lmfao!! That was Hilarious!!
"You have to start learning words."
Literally my feelings towards every 5th RUclips commenter.
The most consistently hilarious thing on the internet.
You my friend, are not alone. This happens to me EVERY time.
Lmao this might be my favorite jake and Amir
Jake and Amir 's playlist stops here momentarilly.Where does life goes on from here?!
amir's face when jake says he had told him to stop being mean to children: fricking priceless ;)
Im Pretty sure the liquid level in the blender changes between 0:18 and 0:29?
I love how he just laughs at what Jake says, then goes back to blending XD 0:21
This is like my all time favorite video
When Amir's drinking, if you look at the blender, you can tell they just poured it back in.
@MrAmuhrica you saved me a good 30 seconds figuring out how to spell it, 10 seconds to type in in on the search bar, and 20 seconds to read and comprehend the definition. Although it took me 30 seconds to type in this comment, so you saved me 30 seconds. Tyvm :)
@Sapphirewave
Great comment, but... will it blend?
haha, funniest jake and amir i've seen in a long time xD
@CantStandSchool That guy with the blender is Amir... you should kinda know that cuz your watching Jake and Amir and yes he is in the new Harold and Kumar.
@Dylandier Do blenders float?
@Shmurfworks well it was friday in my country, still counts!
The amount of smoothie didnt change after he drank... JAKE MUST BE A WITCH
@TheAccartwright but... how would i know when 2:10 comes...
I never thought it possible, I finally reached the end of season 1 Jake and Amir. Now for Hardly Working.
@koldstudios how did you notice that?!
“Your blending again!”
Good use of Chekhov’s induced vomiting finger.
@BenF206 when's the first?
00:24 "Nope I'll keep blending, haha!" *troll-face*
Does anyone remember which episode it is when dan says HU ZEW LEW ZEW?
Why are the windows so bright in all the recent episodes?
he blended so much......his dad frickin MOVED
will they both blend?
am i the only one who thinks that the funniest jake and amirs are the ones where he either pukes or shits himself?
I think this might be the one for me. A perfect video.
Does anyone know many Jake and Amir videos there are?
and i just successfully watched every single jake & amir...
lol jake is a good friend
This is my favourite episode
@tadd I believe it is triathlon.