Trump's Security Briefings Basically A Bunch Of Pictures
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
- Words are hard. CIA Director Mike Pompeo explained how President Trump likes more pictures and less words for his intelligence briefings. Cenk Uygur, host of The Young Turks, breaks it down. Tell us what you think in the comment section below. www.tytnetwork....
"Donald Trump likes his daily intelligence briefings to be short and with "killer graphics," The Washington Post reported on Monday.
"That's our task, right? To deliver the material in a way that he can best understand the information we're trying to communicate," CIA Director Mike Pompeo told The Post, adding that Trump frequently stops briefings to ask questions and likes to look over graphics such as maps and charts.
According to The Post, Trump receives his daily intelligence briefings over a glass of Diet Coke at about 10:30 a.m. While intelligence analysts present the information, Trump insists that top appointees such as Pompeo and Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats be present.
"I like bullets, or I like as little as possible," Trump told the news website Axios before his inauguration in January. "I don't need, you know, 200-page reports on something that can be handled on a page.””*
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Young Turk (n), 1. Young progressive or insurgent member of an institution, movement, or political party. 2. A young person who rebels against authority or societal expectations.(American Heritage Dictionary)
"a lot of intelligence in the world..", not so much in the White House.
Slunder Schmuck Lulz: 2 (well, technically 3) things I'm guessing you get very little of
Slunder Schmuck Lulz: 2 (well, technically 3) things I'm guessing you get very little of.
tina tullin Donald is actually a very smart person despite what the media might say about him.
You know I'm _like_ a smart person:
We both breathe air.
I just got the part of the video where he says "You know I'm _like_ a smart person" - I didn't even know he mentioned it because I commented before watching!
MY LUNGS!!! :'D
Donald Trump and the word intelligence shouldn't be in the same sentence.
Lord Luke Lightbringer Without qualifiers such as "does not have" between them.
The expression "Trump thinks..." should never be used.
Here you go. One billion jokes and they start this way: "Trump is so stupid, he ..."
@ Lord Luke Lightbringer - unless you insert the word 'lacks' between 'Trump' and 'intelligence'. Those 3 words then exactly sum up the reality of Donald Gump.
Lord Luke Lightbringer Neither should "Trump" and "President."
They should also give Trump a coloring book and crayons to fit his tiny hands.
They tried that but he kept going outside the lines.
And also eating the Crayons.
GoatZilla That must be why he's orange.
Albert Hu he would choke on the crayons
They should also give Donald Trump a color by numbers book and crayons to fit his fat hands.
Ronald Reagan briefings: on index cards
George W Bush briefings: just reads title
Donald Trump briefings: comic books
Idiocracy is real.
If you haven't seen the video of trump on Memorial day at Arlington Cemetery, you should. He bounces around, fidgets his tiny hands, and makes faces like a toddler during the national anthem. You'll be amazed at how ridiculous the 'president' is acting during a service for fallen soldiers. Then you'll be pissed.
TrumpU Gradguate I just watched it. I'm so upset rn.
Conservatives don't care about fallen soldiers, unless a Liberal-Democrat says something, then they go with selective outrage.
As a vet that orange piece of shit is going to get more service members killed because he can't be bothered to be briefed before giving the "it will be tremendous, the best raid ever" ok for a military action
Yet for some reason, veterans continue to suck Trump's "tiny hands".
He already killed a Navy Seal and blow up an EIGHTY MILLION DOLLAR plane in the Yemen Raid!
They probably also use puppets for his intelligence briefings.
Yo Soy Bob Oso he's the puppet
Give him pictures and don't forget the crayons. 70 year old baby.
Book one of A Song of Ice and Fire has more words than Trump has read in his life. Sad.
+OutlawRebel lol. That is true.
dr suess green eggs and ham has more words than trump has read in his life.
And more intelligent people.
And more compassionate, caring characters (than Trump)
baby. sad.
Alzheimer's
Or narcissism. He can't pay attention to things that aren't about him.
@ Gun Rule.
Very likely.
Dyslexia.
That's not it.
It's a 4th grade brain with the reading skills of a 1st grader in a 70 year old half orangutan's body.
whats next??? a comic strip??? a pop up book with pull-tabs??? maybe Post-it's can sponsor his party???
Im falling in love with Tulsi Gabbard with each passing President Trump days.
#runTulsirun
Read the Jacobin Magazine on Tulsi. I use to love her. But I recently found out she has some problems.
Shawn C. no one is ever going to be perfect. what problems are you referring to??
+Shawn C.
Like?
of course he gets them with pictures everyone knows trump doesnt know how to read!! duh! lmao
...and when the pictures fail, they're using hand puppets and songs
With Putin's hand up Dishonest Donald's butt, the "hand puppets" image is disturbingly accurate!
Those leaks just keep getting more believable every day. I try to reserve judgment on stuff that "an official in the White House" told a journalist, not that any of it is that hard to believe, but when Trump's own people just come out and confirm the thing everybody's been joking about for months, geez.
You are FUNNY! Thanks for the laughs, I needed them.
Trump's idiocy basically writes itself but the way Cenk presents it just makes this even better.
I love this videos of Cenk on his own just roasting the shit out of Trump 😂
He doesn't like to read because he may be dyslexic. It's been reported by more than one source that he reads on about a 4th grade level and has a vocabulary of about 100 words. That makes reading important documents virtually beyond him. In his business he had lawyers to do all the heavy reading. But we elect Presidents on the assumption that they have reading and comprehension skills that can handle the job. Trump has succeeded in covering up these inadequacies all his life ....until now.
I'm sure your parrot has IQ points on the Prez as well.
Not wanting to know something is a choice to be ignorant.
Historical embarrassment
Someone should point one of those toy lasers at the wall and see if he chases it like a cat
At our school they show the art that students draw, and one of them is a picture of Donald Trump as a baby
I always love it when you say that quote "I'm like a smart person ☝🏻" lol I think every time I think of it it's in your voice at this point 😂😂
"We will not eat fake news and facts.
Not under a bus or tied to tracks.
FOX News has our Republican backs,
so we swallow and choke on "alternative" facts." ~ Dr. Seuss, Surgeon General of the United States, PHSCC, OSG.
Nicely done!! :)
Trump gets his info thru memes
well, you know what they say a "picture is worth a thousand words"
Baron MUx thoushand words that trump will never understand
Baron MUx
I would laugh if that wasn't already in the video.
I just imagined being forced to compress my 15 page capstone paper into a single page and just the thought makes me want to cry. I can only imagine the pain of these intelligence officials who are being forced to compress documents which literally are 200 pages long into a single page. Into a single bullet-pointed page with plenty of graph space.
Oh, my heart goes out to those poor bastards.
Personally, I don't really have a problem with the pictures and visual aides. If a map or a chart helps put something into better context, then it can be a helpful way to increase understanding. The things that amaze me are the facts that:
1) His briefings are to be kept to a single page
2) They mention Trump himself in as many places as is possible to "keep his interest". If you can't get through a single page padded with pictures without getting bored, you aren't fit to run an Arby's, never mind the most powerful nation in the history of the world.
He is Homer Simpson with Mr. Burns' money.
So when Trump is finished with his lego bricks does he keep getting new sets to build or is he happy playing with any lego that's in his toy box ?
Neneh Cherry predicted this.
I saw somewhere (think it was sent out to leaders who would be talking to him) that if they say his name often it helps to keep his attention.
Love the insight, brother.
IF Trump EVER graduates from crayons, etc. there's a mini Etch-a-Sketch for his tiny orange hands! "Winning"!
He also wants markers, color pencils, and crayons.
You know they can tell him anything, it's like telling a child you're secretly Superman
Is this it?Are we great yet?
Please... *pleeeeease*... stop the "winning"...
Lololol! this was hilarious, so was the handshake video!,lol
"I don't have to be told the same things in the same words every single day for the next eight years."
Because he didn't understand it the first time it must seem really useless to him.
North Korea's close to SOUTH Korea? What sorcery is this? :D
how do american's keep appointing these people to office what a joke
'That's our task right? to deliver the material in a way that he can best understand the information we're trying to communicate' - Mike Pompeo
that was beautiful, really.
lol lol pop up coloring books for daily briefings....that is hilarious.
For trump basic information is complicated.
OMG! I once got this *exact* report from my son's Kindergarten teacher. He was 5, with ADHD. She was great, he had the attention span of Peter Griffin ("... shiny red ball ...") and he graduated Kindergarten right along with the other 25 little people in his class.
At 8, my son was in an auto/ pedestrian accident and received a closed head injury. Frontal lobe injury, coma, all that jazz. Oddly, and totally abnormally, that near-death experience, actually cured (or rid him of) ADHD.
So, someone simply line up the limos, draw a fake crosswalk, have a slew of child actors, getting on and off rented school buses, some fake crossing guards, lead Trump (preferably 2 guides so there's no mix up) to the pretend crosswalk, give him the go, and from nowhere, have a dairy owner in a Ford F350 hit him at 35 miles per hour, Life Flight him to a children's Trauma Center, and in 10 days, let a neurosurgeon see if his ADD is gone. If so, he can repeat the 2nd grade and by next year, he'll graduate to actually written words versus pictures telling stories. He'll likely have a little short term memory loss, but that very well may play perfectly in this Circus. He might learn to play nicely with others, read double syllable words, and actually say, "please" and "thank you." There's a lot of valuable shit to be learned in 2nd grade!
Downside? My son's case is documented as an extremely rare turn of events (ie: generally worsens the attitude problems, brings on impulse control issues, acting out in negative ways, poor social skills, anger issues, etc. Pretty much, a closed frontal lobe injury most always turns the injured person into an asshole with memory loss. In essence, we'd see no difference whatsoever. But! That means, there's nothing to lose by trying. 🙂🙂
Too bad Dr. Seuss isn't around, he would have a nice little job nowadays.
"I've been laundering money since the early 80's, locally and abroad. Just invest in one of my properties, you'll see. Bing-bing bong-bong bing-bing-bing, POOF. That's the sound of your money disappearing, it's like magic, so beautiful!"
- Donald Trump
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Am I the only one that literally dies and comes back to life when Cenk immitates Donald Mc Ronald.
As an architect I can tell you that graphics are great supplementary items to text. IDK about the one page thing though, that seems scary.
Trumps ideal security briefing:
A comic book with every page at least 2 panels of him kicking someones ass or having the ppl swoon at his arrival
You forgot to say the size of the font needs to be 30px
According to Donald Trump author, Tony Schwartz, (The Art of The Deal), in attempting to work with Donald Trump on his book, he found that Trumps attention span was less than seven minutes at a stretch.Schwartz eventually became so frustrated by Trump's lack of consideration, he quit and went home, but finally returned to finish his work. Schwartz was alarmed when Trump announced his run for the presidency.
Those briefings from The Onion are amazing.
I think when he says "I'm like a smart person." He means like a mad scientist, one of such high intellect their actions are ignored and allowed as eccentric behavior.
Didn't Trump say he was a "details man"? Why does he need everything so shortened and simplified if that's true?
Trump's handout "Covfefe" You decide and make that word great again!
I gotta hand it to America. I was beginning to get bored - but now I'm laughing again. MACA! (Make America Comical Again)
Stop calling Trump a child, it's an insult to children everywhere.
I strongly suggest they use Muppets instead of a coloring book. Maybe Snotty Donnie will understand what Kermit the Frog says to Big Bird about foreign policy.
"You know how you can avoid ads?" Yeah, its called UBlock
He holds meetings with his people. WOW.......that's more then the last guy. Things are looking up.
Cenk, you do a great President Chump impression. Spot on!
"Please use full page images, and keep it to one page. Preferably a picture of me."
Trump barely plays checkers, we can't expect him to learn to play chess.
i only like it when cenk talks alone no other hosts
cliff notes must seem like a novel to him
Nailed it.
EFFECTIVE AND SIMPLE!!! NO BULLSHIT STUFF!!!!
Trump, " I said, 140 characters or less!"
Just realised, Cenk can do a killer Moss (White Collar) impression 😂
Donald Baldrick Trump. 🤣
That should impeachable, if we can't do the job we are out, fired ,or resign!! That's how the world like he says on his show your "FIRED" we are his boss people!!
Now Mister President, we have brought in to read you your your morning security briefings, Kermit the Frog and Big Bird.
Hahahahahaha...Cenk's hilarious when he does Little Donnie.
Killer graphics or graphic killings?
POWER POINT PRESENTATION!
Thats all he needs... mixed with Sesame Street characters, mixed with Teletubbies for him.
this is too f------ serious to be funny anymore :( :(
Trump receives briefings through picture books. Awn, so cute!
I want my security briefings in memes only!
Why is there a Turkish dude attempting some awkward imitations while shouting the news at me?? My head hurts.. ^^
Deputy loves dots....
Sad!
I'm like a smart person... without being smart
Trump receives a kindergarten worksheet where he tries to write his name and color while staying within the lines.
just drop him off the 20th story. please.
"When y'all don't have a lotta book larnin' there's many things you don't understand"
Next step, he's going to ask for intelligence briefings in emojis!
Won't be long before someone in the White House leaks video of Melania cutting up a well done steak and saying "open wide, here comes the choo choo train!"
A picture is worth a 1000 words.
Not surprised ..
When a man child calls another man a man child you know your on the wrong side.
he was legally obligated to say "like" as informed
please, stop calling him "child", that is a huge insult for the average child!
give him two scoops of ice-cream
I truly appreciate the information. When you are talking about the president behaving like a child, then you deliver the news as a child would, it undermines what you are saying. Please stop behaving like a child when you deliver the news. You may feel as though your 'child' voice helps with the commentary but it really detracts from it. Thank you. Keep up the solid reporting.
I wonder if they have actually thrown around the idea of hand puppets
they should make the secret service directors to throw a puppet show to brief the president :D
Does this child President really think that he will be there for eight years. No way he won't even complete this four years.
I killed myself when he said there's s man child in office looooooooool
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder?.............Needs to have things made short and simple so as to not over stimulate him..........