Attack on the Duergar Warcamp | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 4

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  • @MohnJcIntyre
    @MohnJcIntyre 7 лет назад +8490

    "No idea"
    *Rolls 20*
    "Actually I have known about this symbol all my life."

    • @obsidironpumicia4074
      @obsidironpumicia4074 6 лет назад +807

      "No clue."
      (Nat 20)
      "...Is what I would say if I didn't actually know this symbol."

    • @tomtlrech1392
      @tomtlrech1392 6 лет назад +460

      No clue...
      [Nat 20]
      Actually, nevermind, I am bahamut.

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 6 лет назад +352

      "No clue!"
      [Nat 20]
      "Absolutely all the clues!"
      "You have no clue how many clues i have!"

    • @hatoresu
      @hatoresu 5 лет назад +267

      There is a british comedian named Dave Gorman. In 2000 he went to meet other people named Dave Gorman. The first one he found, he asked if he knew of any other Dave Gormans. The second Dave Gorman says no, with full confidence. Then a couple seconds later says his son is also called Dave Gorman.
      Happens in game, happens in life, happens to the best of us. Sometimes we just have a moment of absolute stupidity, followed by mental clarity.

    • @AmericanArchon
      @AmericanArchon 5 лет назад +86

      When you have no idea what this question is asking when you first see it, but then you blink and remember the exact moment you studied it and what the answer is.

  • @cayla308
    @cayla308 5 лет назад +5410

    "Let me look up my chopping head spell"
    *opens and close book immediately*
    "Im read up"
    Grog is the best lol

  • @Introbulus
    @Introbulus 5 лет назад +2243

    Pike, midway through the recap: WAIT, you still have the magic carpet, right?
    > Priorities

    • @EiferBrennan
      @EiferBrennan 4 года назад +8

      I was going to like this comment, but that number has prevented me.

    • @elusivegamergirl
      @elusivegamergirl 4 года назад +10

      lol it’s a very important carpet

    • @austinschwartz7424
      @austinschwartz7424 3 года назад +1

      they almost lost it last time

    • @Smurdner05
      @Smurdner05 6 месяцев назад

      Ok buddy ​@@EiferBrennan

  • @abrown6539
    @abrown6539 4 года назад +4224

    Summary at 14:22. Game starts at 17:23 and ends at 2:49:55.
    [I've done this for every episode. If you find them useful, or think others might, please leave a comment so they stay near the top where they can be found. Thank you.]

  • @XcZeus3469
    @XcZeus3469 5 лет назад +4071

    I love how Laura wasn't here for the first 100 minutes of this insane plan so she stares wide eyed as Seal Team 6 hand delivers a goblin shit filled bucket to a mind flayers face.

    • @scoels1
      @scoels1 5 лет назад +101

      Duuuude! I read this comment 10min ago and I still can't get over it.
      Thanks critter from 7 months ago!

    • @pietje54
      @pietje54 5 лет назад +102

      I'm at this part now. Watching Laura react to the plan unfolding is brilliant.

    • @sandrafunacc1
      @sandrafunacc1 4 года назад +5

      Truth

    • @jurgmanx4644
      @jurgmanx4644 4 года назад +84

      Also 1st time all 8 players were at the table. 1:36:02

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 4 года назад +4

      Seal team 7*

  • @bionicdragon5
    @bionicdragon5 6 лет назад +3892

    Liam: "The DM is out of his mind..."
    Matt: [gives Liam the *look* ] "Everyone make a stealth check."

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 5 лет назад +274

      The DM look always fills you with dread.

    • @bruceh8567
      @bruceh8567 5 лет назад +66

      @@tenacityxl As it should...

    • @absoliel6724
      @absoliel6724 5 лет назад +100

      2:10:55 for anyone who needs

    • @elusivegamergirl
      @elusivegamergirl 4 года назад +19

      lol the DM look/glare is lethal and I love it

    • @thetardyowlvg9155
      @thetardyowlvg9155 2 года назад +13

      Never *ever* test the DM

  • @Inogat
    @Inogat 5 лет назад +3398

    The Illithid Voice is just out of this world. It feels as if a bunch of sound effects are thrown in but no it's just Matt being Matt.

    • @nonamegames525
      @nonamegames525 4 года назад +82

      well they are voice actors lmao if anyone is suited for this they are XD

    • @RickBomhof
      @RickBomhof 4 года назад +5

      timecode?

    • @homosapien7316
      @homosapien7316 4 года назад +42

      @@RickBomhof Most of the episode lol Clarota is an Illithid

    • @devonmoore16
      @devonmoore16 4 года назад +61

      Its nutty for me as well because thats EXACTLY how I would imagine like this echoey mind reverberations from a mindflayer to sound like in someones head, its soooooo good.

    • @claytonwilson4948
      @claytonwilson4948 3 года назад +9

      Go check out episodes 130+ of campaign 2 and hear an improved version there

  • @mateo77ish
    @mateo77ish 4 года назад +1874

    Grog is the best. “I wear the bronze pot on my head” “You can’t see with that on” “But I am protected from the Mind Flayers.”

    • @TotallyNotLoki
      @TotallyNotLoki 2 года назад +54

      Grog will solo her. let him solo her

    • @mhoovair89
      @mhoovair89 2 года назад +10

      Love grog

    • @ArcherWillows
      @ArcherWillows 5 месяцев назад

      @@TotallyNotLoki i understood that reference

  • @ianbyrne465
    @ianbyrne465 9 лет назад +6213

    Is it just me or does Matthew Mercer's face always look like he is about to outsmart you?

    • @adrianelemtis6194
      @adrianelemtis6194 9 лет назад +87

      It is :D

    • @XvShadow
      @XvShadow 9 лет назад +162

      +Ian Byrne Reminds me of an elf.

    • @ianbyrne465
      @ianbyrne465 9 лет назад +332

      XvShadow He does have stereotypical elf hair, give him some green clothes and a bow and he would make a great elf

    • @orifox1629
      @orifox1629 9 лет назад +175

      +Ian Byrne I'm gonna go with yes, because it seems like he's probably actually about to outsmart you.

    • @ericsmith1508
      @ericsmith1508 9 лет назад +332

      +Ian Byrne that's just you dude. because he is never ABOUT to outsmart you....he has already outsmarted you and he is waiting maliciously for the look on your face when you see it!

  • @Tanglangfa
    @Tanglangfa 8 лет назад +2615

    I want video or audio of Clarota doing mundane things, like ordering McDonalds and picking up his dry cleaning. Maybe even talking to the cable man about restoring his service after a billing error. Please make this happen. Pretty please. You guys are the best.

    • @zoeg.6926
      @zoeg.6926 8 лет назад +70

      god that would be hilarious

    • @imlaughing2death
      @imlaughing2death 8 лет назад +187

      Hell, Clarota should have his own sitcom.

    • @mmansour1
      @mmansour1 8 лет назад +118

      Next up, the new sitcom premier, it's Clarence the Ilithid!

    • @sailtheplains
      @sailtheplains 8 лет назад +169

      Every time he goes to Starbucks, they always spell his name wrong. He starts keeping a list of everything he's been called that isn't Clarota.

    • @thealeksberry
      @thealeksberry 8 лет назад

      sailtheplains ffhucchfgggggxgccgftcgggchf

  • @flashsquad946
    @flashsquad946 9 лет назад +2654

    I want there to be a "learning with grog" show, that has grog trying to learn how to do math and try to tell the difference between shapes and colors.

    • @thehermitman2701
      @thehermitman2701 9 лет назад +184

      FlashSquad Or call it "Grappling with Grog."
      "My favorite shape is blue."

    • @BobJimboOfDeath
      @BobJimboOfDeath 9 лет назад +88

      FlashSquad "Let me just read up on this Chopping Heads spell... yep, done"

    • @TuckBolt
      @TuckBolt 9 лет назад +58

      +The Hermit Man "My favorite shape is blue." I lost it. Oh goodness.

    • @hella_cool1312
      @hella_cool1312 9 лет назад +45

      Don't forget shiny things!

    • @thehermitman2701
      @thehermitman2701 9 лет назад +45

      ***** and ale...lots of ale.

  • @ikthan22
    @ikthan22 4 года назад +576

    Matt is an INSANE actor. Whenever he goes all Illithid everyone goes speechless.

    • @phoenixdzk
      @phoenixdzk 7 месяцев назад +7

      I've been watching these dudes since late 2018 and of all the voices he's done I've NEVER heard him have to clear his throat even once. Man's got range and the throat of a rhino

  • @Shepard312
    @Shepard312 8 лет назад +450

    "Ok, that was 14 points of damage to, Scanlan. And they just jam their spear in to your shoulder."
    "AGH! I'M SO AWESOME, PIKE!!!"

  • @secondrateseth8360
    @secondrateseth8360 7 лет назад +1401

    "I don't have a rhinoceros mini on me..."
    "Why don't you have a rhinoceros?!"
    "BECAUSE I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR SUCH THINGS-"
    I officially love this show

    • @thehelmethead4883
      @thehelmethead4883 6 лет назад +100

      To be fair, who prepares for a weird looking african unicorn?

    • @LnPPersonified
      @LnPPersonified 6 лет назад +35

      YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!

    • @goatlordgoatlord5253
      @goatlordgoatlord5253 6 лет назад +63

      @@thehelmethead4883 "Weird African Unicorn"
      I officially love this comment.

    • @BoojumFed
      @BoojumFed 6 лет назад +23

      @@thehelmethead4883 Real Unicorns Have Curves!

    • @Jeremiah90526
      @Jeremiah90526 6 лет назад +11

      @@thehelmethead4883 Shit, definitely stealing this for jokes. I chuckled hard.

  • @ramikoh6655
    @ramikoh6655 6 лет назад +2601

    The gang: debate for a good 40mins on how to incapacitate the illithid
    Scanlan: oh it just needs to be blind??? I have a blindness spell :DDDDD
    I CANTTTTT😂

    • @blibdoolpoolp
      @blibdoolpoolp 5 лет назад +178

      And then they still don't use the spell lol

    • @sevenofcrows7
      @sevenofcrows7 5 лет назад +29

      Would of been.. Not grear, mindflayers have thought steal cantrip. They don't need to see someone, they just need to know someone is there. The sight thing comes from the monster manual calling switching targets as focusing on another target. A wargamer DM would have fourth level force cage ready. A forty foot square that targets a spot.

    • @shuvodipbarua6001
      @shuvodipbarua6001 4 года назад +107

      I feel like Scanlan's always doing this.
      Episode 1: YOU CAN TURN INVISIBLE?
      Episode 3: YOU CAN TURN UMBRAHULKS INTO SNAILS?
      Episode 4: YOU HAVE A BLINDNESS SPELL?

    • @benvella1728
      @benvella1728 4 года назад +13

      @@shuvodipbarua6001 And banishment

    • @COOPALOOPTROOPA
      @COOPALOOPTROOPA 4 года назад +33

      DID THEY REALLY DEBATE FOR 40 MINUTES ? IT DID NOT SEEM EVEN CLOSE TO THAT WHILE WATCHING.

  • @Ace5004
    @Ace5004 2 года назад +734

    Because Matt said Sam could use either str or dex for the attack, that implies Bucket of Shit is a finesse weapon.

    • @kinsan89
      @kinsan89 Год назад +33

      This is forever going to live in my brain

    • @BananaHanson
      @BananaHanson Год назад

      Bucket of Shit sneak attack

    • @enjakuro7048
      @enjakuro7048 2 месяца назад

      😂

  • @Cyanistic
    @Cyanistic 7 лет назад +1309

    1:49:58
    Good lord, I cannot get enough of this bit.
    "It--- It is SO aware of you-- it has never been more aware of you in it's life."

    • @SgtSoda
      @SgtSoda 5 лет назад +73

      Yeah lol “Am I still stealthy?”
      “No, you just stabbed in in the back of the neck and it didn’t die...”

    • @engerek666
      @engerek666 5 лет назад +23

      I had to pause the video for awhile because I couldn't stop laughing. And I am still laughing mildly when I remember that part. MATT is AMAZING.

    • @elusivegamergirl
      @elusivegamergirl 4 года назад +8

      lol the man does have a way with words

    • @NotJulia101
      @NotJulia101 Год назад +14

      It really reminds me of the whole
      "I'm not raging?!"
      "It's not your turn yet."
      "But I'm so angry!"

    • @thedragonwarrior5861
      @thedragonwarrior5861 2 месяца назад +2

      I'm laughing just reading this

  • @nyru4922
    @nyru4922 5 лет назад +2432

    I have actually watched 13 hours of this content in 3 days. I've now lost the notion of time and I dream about Mercer talking to me in bleurhg language.

    • @vjeranjanes5783
      @vjeranjanes5783 4 года назад +139

      13 hours? Those are rookie numbers.

    • @SuperGoose42
      @SuperGoose42 4 года назад +176

      A few months ago, I fell asleep listening to a Mighty Nein episode, and the dialogue from the characters became the dialogue of my dream. I was a PC alongside the Mighty Nein. It was...something special

    • @lemon_aid1737
      @lemon_aid1737 4 года назад +22

      Super Goose damn.. I wish I had that dream... lucky ú A ù

    • @sandrafunacc1
      @sandrafunacc1 4 года назад +23

      Heh. A fellow binger, I salute thee

    • @riccidicky
      @riccidicky 4 года назад +5

      Belcoh Aleglum Mur Vicheyz? Am I right?

  • @mac10morph2
    @mac10morph2 5 лет назад +4370

    Watching this in late 2019. I hear Liam say "we want to make DnD cool again." Well buddy, you did it.

  • @DarthRioBarbossa
    @DarthRioBarbossa 2 года назад +460

    2:30:32 Shout out to Letch47 in the Chat who says "gnomercy" when Scanlan manages the banishment

  • @Marathonschannel
    @Marathonschannel 4 года назад +537

    I love how Mercer sits there when they argue like he's a dad at a play date he didn't wanna go to

  • @Izaea
    @Izaea 7 лет назад +685

    55:19 "It is not just a lake, there is a death monster in there. If we go under the water, we're dead."
    "Is there anything to stand on? Can we stand on anything if we want to fight it, or will we be in the water?"
    "Well, we can all have water breathing."
    "Yeah, but we'll be slow."
    "AND WE'LL BE UNDERWATER, WHERE THERE IS A DEATH MONSTER."
    God, this makes me want to game again. This is my table in a nutshell.

    • @willbowling3009
      @willbowling3009 6 лет назад +32

      Izaea it is too funny when people seem to ignore the glaring CR monster in the room. You'd think the words "you see the second ogre -shhhhoop- down into the water after a looming shadow glides by it" (paraphrasing) would make you think, "why don't we just avoid the natural environment of a creature when there are way bigger fish to fry like evil squid and things called K'Varn

    • @ADerpyReality
      @ADerpyReality 5 лет назад +6

      *But I won't be worried about that part*

  • @SpencerLee97
    @SpencerLee97 8 лет назад +243

    What Liam said about D&D being a sort of therapy was spot on. Being able to just forget the real world for a couple hours a week helped me through a lot of rough times.

  • @smilerat8070
    @smilerat8070 4 года назад +107

    I forgot how quiet Percy was in the begining, especially with how vocal he becomes after he goes home.

  • @Panic_Pickle
    @Panic_Pickle 6 лет назад +492

    *Sitting with an ilithid who appears genuinely frightened by lake thing*
    “I think we should attack the lake thing, that ilithid over there is too dangerous right now.”

    • @ColdspaceDog
      @ColdspaceDog 5 лет назад +10

      Abalith, tomb of annilason flash backs

    • @toof987
      @toof987 4 года назад +26

      The aboleth is no joke. You don't want to get diseased by it or enslaved. Would have been an interesting encounter.

    • @mattpeterson7074
      @mattpeterson7074 4 года назад +12

      Indeed. When Clarota was like "Yes. Aboleth exists in the lake. Don't mess with that." and then half the players have zero idea that anything lives in the lake. C'mon! Listen to your DM.

  • @Kralisedra
    @Kralisedra 6 лет назад +404

    I love how Matt gets "the look" when he goes into Clarence's voice. It's great. He just twists his face up and then lets out a hiss.

    • @thefrogwizard9332
      @thefrogwizard9332 4 года назад +6

      It’s clarota!

    • @elusivegamergirl
      @elusivegamergirl 4 года назад +4

      That voice was in my dream last night cuz I was falling asleep listening to part 3 and I’m weirdly okay with that being included in my dream

  • @einar_476
    @einar_476 4 года назад +400

    I like that as Matt says Pike is heavily armored, Taliesin starts clinking and rattling tin foil and nobody noticed it.

    • @davidbergfors6820
      @davidbergfors6820 2 года назад +71

      Taliesin is an uncrowned king of humor. at least once every episode he cracks me up with his comments that mostly goes unnoticed by the rest of the cast.

    • @CWHolleman
      @CWHolleman Год назад +3

      He's that cringe drama club kid we all knew in high school

    • @FreddiFish96
      @FreddiFish96 Год назад +20

      @@CWHolleman mate calm down, what's wrong with you?

    • @julialungan4722
      @julialungan4722 Год назад

      ​​@@CWHollemanhes just like me fr fr. Also cringe is dead, let people live their lives and fu

  • @ismlamaroof6438
    @ismlamaroof6438 3 года назад +381

    Matt gives off serious, "I'm not mad, just disappointed." vibes whenever they are going over the top with their goofing off.

    • @FragginCap
      @FragginCap 2 года назад +12

      He says “oh good” like I do on some really bad 1st dates

    • @kenjincapers
      @kenjincapers Год назад +17

      This is a skill all gms will eventually develop. It's a necessary one if you want to keep your group long term.

    • @alicianelson1252
      @alicianelson1252 Год назад +1

      Still goofing of is like half of dnd

  • @Billaskrill
    @Billaskrill 5 лет назад +1112

    42:11
    Sam: "How bout Clay?"
    Taliesin: *looks over* thinking 'That's actually not half bad'

    • @cosmic_poet7326
      @cosmic_poet7326 5 лет назад +22

      Anoushka Gunawardana Excactly what I thought.

    • @ithinkimcoolerthantriangle635
      @ithinkimcoolerthantriangle635 5 лет назад +64

      Just like Sam saying “shall we tarry on” in episode three.

    • @Indian0Lore
      @Indian0Lore 5 лет назад +17

      Almost like Sam knew Taliesin would play as a Clay.

    • @mastadon6384
      @mastadon6384 4 года назад +21

      The names Bond. James Bond.
      Taliesin thins....Hmmmm
      No....The name is Clay. Cadeuces Clay
      Drops mic

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 4 года назад +15

      Since we are reminiscing... how about Marisha's dorf accent from like Ep 2 is STILL brought up around episode 100 of campaign 2. It was that memorable.

  • @angelgirl976
    @angelgirl976 9 лет назад +668

    The more I watch the more I am convinced that Matt Mercer is a magical elf.

  • @neuroinsect1944
    @neuroinsect1944 6 лет назад +180

    Matt Mercer does such an amazing job of making these creatures seem as actual entities. Its easy enough to just have these things be something to kill, but here we have a Mind Flyer of all things come across as a proper person and brilliantly.

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 5 лет назад +25

      It's one of the most fun things about being a DM, if you can pull it off. I had an NPC travelling with the party who was a druid permanently stuck shapeshifted into a sparrow (named Farow), so she could provide some backup healing/utility spells without being much involved with combat (it was a party very light on divine magic). Farow the Sparrow had many a great interaction with the PCs and became a beloved addition to the party dialogue and story.
      Which made her eventual revealing of her true nature as an ancient copper dragon, mother of one of the party members, kidnapper of a second, and murderer of a third, basically being the horrifying last puzzle piece in the mysterious plot, all the more satisfying to relish. Only the aforementioned murdered party member knew, and he had to back me up that I hadn't just pulled this twist out of my butt and had truly been planning it from the beginning (his character was killed in combat with the dragon form after picking up on hints the rest of the party had missed, then challenging her to single combat away from camp without telling the party). I give that player a TON of credit for never revealing the secret and playing along brilliantly -- even though he'd loved his original character, he loved the direction the plot was going so much that he relinquished her and rolled a new one. It was a campaign I'll never forget.

  • @chyrhen6620
    @chyrhen6620 4 года назад +1200

    Marisha to Laura: “Don’t you have a picture of your character sheet?”
    Me: “Wait, can’t she just pull it up on D&D Beyo...ohh, right....”

    • @allenqueen
      @allenqueen 3 года назад +58

      Was D&D beyond not a thing in 2015?

    • @cuteprincessunicorngirl
      @cuteprincessunicorngirl 3 года назад +47

      @@allenqueen nope !

    • @Ankh_Ramses
      @Ankh_Ramses 2 года назад +56

      @@allenqueen It was released in 2018 IIRC

    • @castor2029
      @castor2029 2 года назад +39

      My players never fail to forget their things when we play so I keep a copy of all their character sheets for this exact reason

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan Год назад +4

      why wouldnt they all just keep their stuff there? lol

  • @joshblock1045
    @joshblock1045 8 лет назад +1580

    I love when the party spends like ten minutes talking over a problem, then Tiberius just looks up and is like "Oh is that what you're trying to do?" and immediately solves the problem.

    • @swolegolisopod7340
      @swolegolisopod7340 7 лет назад +86

      Josh Block 4 in wisdom will do that lol

    • @meman29
      @meman29 7 лет назад +74

      Tiberius is my fav character tbh

    • @kimmehamehaaa7241
      @kimmehamehaaa7241 7 лет назад +147

      It's so like his character. Just like his little quirk of cleaning everyone all the time. Or the constant snacking haha

    • @DrM1nd3nd3r
      @DrM1nd3nd3r 6 лет назад +35

      In the words of youtuber 'Hello_Future_Me': "A WIZARD DID IT!" (cue epic sax guy music and Gandalf headbobbing)

    • @Baconbeerify
      @Baconbeerify 5 лет назад +23

      @@kimmehamehaaa7241 yes the snacking! It always cracks me up. I have to double take every time he doesn't use the character voice like "who is this guy?"

  • @arcticbanana66
    @arcticbanana66 7 лет назад +1089

    I feel like there should be a short Spanish guitar riff every time someone says "Clarota".

    • @TheGoodluckjonny
      @TheGoodluckjonny 6 лет назад +27

      I would totally love this

    • @acespades5722
      @acespades5722 5 лет назад +6

      I feel the Same for ukauta

    • @chrismennega3042
      @chrismennega3042 5 лет назад +3

      so glad im not the only one

    • @luarn9176
      @luarn9176 5 лет назад +15

      @Wen "Carota" also means "carrot" in Italian, which is quite cool, in reference to a Lovecraftian monster

    • @LongLiveHumour
      @LongLiveHumour 5 лет назад +9

      It also basically means "Big Carla", and is one spoonerism away from being Carlota, i.e. "Charlotte".

  • @madqueenopus8961
    @madqueenopus8961 5 лет назад +707

    Taliesin and Marisha singing at 02:05:30 gives me life.
    "A whole new speeeeelll"
    "A whole new speeeeelll"
    "A new fantastic way to die~"

    • @kevalmehta
      @kevalmehta 4 года назад +18

      I love their friendship

    • @Matty13808
      @Matty13808 3 года назад +16

      “No one to tell us no!”
      “Or how to roll”
      It was so good lol. I love them!

    • @Shsy7573
      @Shsy7573 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Matty13808 “Except for Matt…”

  • @jeremyblack1929
    @jeremyblack1929 2 года назад +323

    Ohh! in Legend of Vox Machina, Grog describes his best kill, and it's the one in this episode! That's so cool!

    • @Aralus12
      @Aralus12 2 года назад

      I wait for Keyleth best kill 🤣

    • @SchwartzerAdler
      @SchwartzerAdler 2 года назад +4

      Shouldn't it actually be the case that he just repeats it?
      Becazse LoVM is chronologically set before this campaign, aye?

    • @Aralus12
      @Aralus12 2 года назад +7

      @@SchwartzerAdler Its After going down, before whitestone

    • @TheSolitaryGrape
      @TheSolitaryGrape 2 года назад +13

      @@SchwartzerAdler I must admit I haven't watched TLOVM, but I know that while the beginning is more about pre-stream content, the latter part of the season revolves around the Briarwood arc, which comes after this.

    • @annajung1234
      @annajung1234 2 года назад +22

      @@TheSolitaryGrape Yeah, they discuss their best kills on the way to Whitestone. So chronologically, Grog's totally recalling the one that happened in this episode :)
      Have you watched TLoVM yet, by the way? It's great!

  • @Brimfarm
    @Brimfarm 7 лет назад +370

    A man aspires to be many things, Matt Mercer is all of them.

  • @j.j.bothell4944
    @j.j.bothell4944 6 лет назад +263

    Grog: I would like to cast.. um..
    Everyone: cackling laughter

  • @rebeljedielf9952
    @rebeljedielf9952 3 года назад +131

    Watching the q and a and hearing all of them talk about their hopes and dreams for the show knowing they all come true and infinitely more just fills my heart with so much joy

  • @lexicon7336
    @lexicon7336 9 лет назад +341

    "You're not proficient with Goblin shit-buckets."
    Love it.

  • @Joemantler
    @Joemantler 5 лет назад +438

    Vax: "I have low light vision thanks to Daddy's blood."
    Me: "WHAT IS HE DOING WITH HIS DADDY'S BLOOD??? Oh, wait..."

    • @kittentune997
      @kittentune997 2 года назад +26

      I loved that line so much. It's even funnier how no one bats an eye at it too.

  • @danielevans545
    @danielevans545 9 лет назад +213

    I realise watching the Q&A afterwards how focused Matt is on being DM. In the Q&A he seems almost totally different, more vibrant and smiley whereas when he is in DM mode he seems to slightly overlook the funnies to keep it real. What a pro.

  • @ashleypike1341
    @ashleypike1341 3 года назад +909

    I just wanted to say the gnome pike makes me happy. I am a 5'1" girl named Ashley Pike. Soo I really love the character.

    • @ellabartal4652
      @ellabartal4652 3 года назад +64

      Didn't know that Pike was a last name, that is a fucking badass last name!

    • @alexandertiberius1098
      @alexandertiberius1098 2 года назад +75

      Whereas I try hard to ignore the parallels between Tiberius and myself.

    • @spiceyicey
      @spiceyicey 2 года назад +26

      @@alexandertiberius1098 oh man, f (still a cool name though)

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause 2 года назад +33

      @@alexandertiberius1098 tbf, Tibs is a cool/fun character, in spite of the creator

    • @pamelotms5867
      @pamelotms5867 2 года назад +1

      @@Reblwitoutacause wait what does that mean?

  • @13lightFall
    @13lightFall 8 лет назад +165

    Matt is so hard core in the Clarota character! I love it!

  • @benjoe1993
    @benjoe1993 5 лет назад +388

    4:30:35 "Animation, that's awesome, Mat" Only if they knew what's gonna happen 3.5 years later :D

    • @williamc1149
      @williamc1149 5 лет назад +14

      Just started watching again in 2019

    • @palinalif
      @palinalif 4 года назад +1

      Ben????

    • @EmeraldVideosNL
      @EmeraldVideosNL 3 года назад +1

      new bingewatcher here. You're saying there's an animated series of this??😄

    • @benjoe1993
      @benjoe1993 3 года назад +1

      @@EmeraldVideosNL There will be, coming this November! Keep an eye out 😉
      Edit: Have fun watching!

  • @1ManJusticeLeague
    @1ManJusticeLeague 8 лет назад +322

    1:28:26 - It's becoming more and more clear to me that letting Scanlan sneak into the war camp alone was a brilliant move for storytelling purposes. The intensely creepy tone of that experience (which would've been impossible to set with the entire party present, and hard even if the single infiltrator had been someone more confident in their ability to fight solo) stuck for this whole encounter, and made it orders of magnitude more interesting than one long combat between the party and the encampment could have ever been.

    • @magicalsleeper
      @magicalsleeper 6 лет назад +8

      LittleSallyDigby ...and also making an illithid experience regret.

    • @mrmcclish
      @mrmcclish 6 лет назад +2

      Just wait untile the dukes of whitestone.

  • @jacklawrence3971
    @jacklawrence3971 4 года назад +213

    "He is SO aware of you! He has never been more aware of you in his life!" is my favorite line from this episode. It's so good

    • @kleogeorgiadis5186
      @kleogeorgiadis5186 Год назад +1

      Honestly one of my favourite lines of the whole campaign

  • @marknchristy
    @marknchristy 5 лет назад +569

    "You're not proficient in goblin shit buckets." and other things your DM never expected to say.

  • @ScorchHellfire
    @ScorchHellfire 5 лет назад +412

    42:11 At this point Taliesin says within himself: "Clay? Hm... I like the sound of that. I'll have to remember that for a future character..."

    • @osawithagun5217
      @osawithagun5217 3 года назад +6

      I paused so fast on that loll, glad I wasn’t the only one to catch it!

  • @shyfrog3731
    @shyfrog3731 4 года назад +224

    There's nothing more wholesome that Mercer's excitement when the party achieves a genuine win, a close-call, or a legit kill.

  • @fernk2906
    @fernk2906 2 года назад +325

    12:39 - Character intros end/announcements and recaps start
    17:33 - Game starts
    19:40 - Humming is Scanlan’s nervous habit
    21:10 - Pike shows up!
    22:55 - Ashley’s first role is a natural 20
    24:05 - Pike and Scanlan are reunited
    28:15 - Clarota’s history (I’ll be honest, I zoned out a bit)
    (They question and plan with Clarota)
    48:20 - Scanlan asks Clarota if he needs a lozenge
    51:30 - Pike’s vision
    1:00:55 - Grog “Vax could show his ass, that’s a pretty white light”
    1:24:38 - Flying over the Duergar camp
    1:30:05 - Clarota’s regret on taking up VM’s offer
    1:36:00 - Laura arrives
    1:40:50 - Vax attacks, fight really starts
    1:44:55 - Scanlan throws bucket of shit
    1:55:40 - Pike okay, Scanlan “thank god”/Vex & Percy jump down together
    2:08:58 - Thanks for all the fucking help Clarota
    2:23:12 - Percy’s hand in monster and takes a shot
    2:29:40 - Scanlan banishes General with a hug
    2:37:15 - Scanlan unconscious
    2:39:40 - Pike heals Scanlan/Sam ”Don’t cheap out on Scanlan!”
    2:44:00 - Vax attacks his first creature butt
    2:45:50 - Percy unconscious/Sam “We’re dropping like flies!”
    2:47:25 - HDYWTDT, Grog kills creature and bites its tongue out
    2:49:55 - Game ends
    3:11:46 - Q&A starts (no Sam or Laura)
    3:13:55 - How the game started
    3:17:22 - Ashley, how does Pike feel about Scanlan?
    3:18:45 - Favorite moment pre-stream
    3:21:15 - Tiberius has a crush on Allura
    3:22:44 - What they hope to get out of the show
    3:28:15 - How they picked their class/race
    3:33:15 - How the characters met
    3:34:00 - Troll dick story
    3:36:50 - Sam did acapella
    3:39:30 - Marisha talks about Travis at the first game/Taliesin’s 1st character
    3:41:20 - If they die, do they roll new characters? And Pike resurrection
    3:47:32 - Dream guest?
    3:54:20 - Scanlan’s sexual magnetism
    3:56:30 - If they could trade characters, who would it be?
    3:57:50 - When did Trinket show up?
    4:02:40 - (Fave kill moments) Scanlan Burt Reynolds moment
    4:04:35 - The S.H.I.T.S.
    4:14:00 - Does Pike know Scanlan killed Naga?
    4:17:50 - Gilmore
    4:20:50 - Grog and the nymph
    4:21:20 - Grog and Scanlan don’t have kids, that they know about ;)
    4:31:15 - They’ve all flirted with Matt
    4:37:30 - Lucky to have these friends
    4:42:30 - Liam’s speak and spell voice

    • @theblitzkrieggamer3196
      @theblitzkrieggamer3196 2 года назад +4

      You're a hero for this 👏

    • @zenks5883
      @zenks5883 2 года назад

      ur insane, in a slightly disturbing but good way!

    • @GothicHobbit
      @GothicHobbit 2 года назад +2

      Tbh, they should copy your post to description. You're doing the lord's work here.

    • @IzzyM801
      @IzzyM801 Год назад

      Boost

    • @WhitneyHempsey
      @WhitneyHempsey Год назад +1

      THIS needs to be pinned. Eventually Flando comes along to be the time stamp mastermind, but an admin should pin this comment for reference. I can’t tell you how many times an episode I reference these time stamps; and I know I’m not alone.

  • @SingeScorcher
    @SingeScorcher 7 лет назад +83

    As a newcomer to the series, HOLY WOW! The voice of Clarota xD
    Seriously, so much talent in one room is awesome.

  • @mazie1874
    @mazie1874 5 лет назад +144

    Sam looks over at Orion’s dice and says “look how many dice he has”. Just wait until he sits next to Laura.

  • @theavatar4668
    @theavatar4668 9 лет назад +957

    " Using my teeth I'd like to pull it's fucking tongue out of it's mouth. "
    Holy shit grog. You're savage.

    • @AfroNinja0077
      @AfroNinja0077 9 лет назад +5

      +The Avatar What's the time stamp for that?! I cant find it hha

    • @VaingloriousVagabond
      @VaingloriousVagabond 9 лет назад +9

      +AfroNinja0077 2:47:35

    • @vitorviviani7563
      @vitorviviani7563 9 лет назад +41

      +The Avatar French kiss of death

    • @FacelessJester351
      @FacelessJester351 8 лет назад +6

      +The Avatar And it gets even more brutal later on haha

    • @knatten555
      @knatten555 8 лет назад +9

      +Jestin Crawley thats like the best thing ever, and their DM are so fucking good at describing exactly whats going on. just sat and laughed from the amazingness that was happening.

  • @Lucifronz
    @Lucifronz 2 года назад +44

    Scanlan being overly friendly with the general while banishing him in the most humiliating way possible was probably the peak of this episode, although Vax getting past that duergar and finishing off the mindflayer before he could even become a threat was pretty cool.

  • @TreeColor
    @TreeColor 7 лет назад +102

    Liam: Any tips for new DM's?
    Matt: Oh, jeez. I feel like I can do a whole panel on that.
    ...
    And here we are

  • @codasinger5298
    @codasinger5298 8 лет назад +182

    I can totally see a screenplay for this.
    *Cut to the party planning the attack*
    Kilith: "So you think if we blind them it will disconnect their powers?"
    Klarota: "Yesssssss."
    *Slow pan to Scanlan*
    Scanlan: "Guys, I have an idea."
    *Continued pan to Grogg*
    Grogg: "So do I."
    *Grogg places a large, brass pot over his head*
    Scanlan: "... Okay?"

  • @feltrix334
    @feltrix334 5 лет назад +2041

    It's always weird to me when someone rolls a nine and no one yells "NEIN!"

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 5 лет назад +181

      And Sam's Dnd beyond callouts. Or Travis screaming WE PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

    • @codyrm86
      @codyrm86 5 лет назад +46

      It is weird comeing nack to rewatch amd not seeing that stuff

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 5 лет назад +7

      That seems super corny, even for something like this. B

    • @MrWTFgameplay
      @MrWTFgameplay 5 лет назад +53

      TheBlarggle I assume you haven’t seen campaign 2 yet.

    • @ginasummers7337
      @ginasummers7337 4 года назад +34

      Also weird that Matthew's opening has come together yet.

  • @maia_gaia
    @maia_gaia 3 года назад +320

    Between Liam taking Laura's preferred class in C1 and Travis taking Laura's preferred class in C2, I vote that Laura get first pick in C3

  • @rayman7684
    @rayman7684 7 лет назад +290

    2:29:16 I'm gonna run away from the guy behind me and go straight at the general and just open out my arms and outstretched big hug and I'm gonna be like 'come here big guy! Come here!' and upon touching him, *I'll cast Banish and send him to another dimension*
    *Music comes to a dead fucking stop*

  • @lunarscorpio3987
    @lunarscorpio3987 5 лет назад +840

    "Grog is a JEDI"
    "Obi Grog Kenobi"
    I CAN'T TAKE THIS COMMENT SECTION

  • @BaronVonHoovy
    @BaronVonHoovy 8 лет назад +1503

    12:35 is where character introduction videos end, if you don't want to sit through 'em again!

  • @AlexT7916
    @AlexT7916 2 года назад +50

    Character Stat Tracker :
    Vox Machina :
    Grog (Travis) : 4 kills and 0 KO's , hit 14/15 attacks (1crit & 1 crit fail) and dealt 243 damage ; evaded/blocked 4/10 attacks , took 40 damage and got KO'd 1 once ; 2 crits and 1 crit fail
    Keyleth (Marisha) : 0 kills and 0 KO's , hit 7/8 attacks and dealt 89 damage ; healed 21+ HP ; evaded/blocked 0/9 attacks , took 102 damage and got KO'd 0 times ; 2 crits and 3 crit fails
    Percy (Taliesin) : 1kills and 1 KO , hit 10/13 attacks (3 crits & 1 crit fail) and dealt 180+ damage ; evaded/blocked 1/7 attacks , took 153 damage and got KO'd 1 times ; 3 crits and 3 crit fails
    Scanlan (Sam) : 1 kill and 0 KO's , hit 3/3 attacks and dealt 38 damage ; healed 17+ HP ; gifted 13 bardic inspirations ; evaded/blocked 1/8 attacks , took 137 damage and got KO'd 1 time
    Vax (Liam) : 13 kills and 0 KO's , hit 16/17 attacks (4 crits) and dealt 396+ damage ; evaded/blocked 6/10 attacks ( + 1 uncanny dodge ) , took 51 damage and got KO'd 0 times ; 6 crits and 1 crit fail
    Vex (Laura) : 3 kills and 0 KO's , hit 12/16 attacks (1 crit) and dealt 212+ damage ; evaded/blocked 0/2 attacks , took 32 damage and got KO'd 0 times ; 2 crits and 3 crit fails
    Pike (Ashley) : 0 kills and 0 KO's , hit 1/1 attacks and dealt 36 damage ; healed 23+HP ; evaded/blocked 0/0 attacks , took 8 damage and got KO'd 0 times ; 1 crit and 1 crit fail
    Tiberius (Orion) : 24 kills and 0 KO's , hit 12/14 attacks and dealt 424+ damage ; evaded/blocked 2/3 attacks , took 29 damage and got KO'd 0 times ; 1 crit and 0 crit fails
    Notable NPC's :
    Clarota : 0 kills and 0 KO's , hit 1/2 attacks and dealt 32 damage ; evaded/blocked 0/1 attacks , took 28 damage and got KO'd 0 times ; 0 crits and 0 crit fails
    Bosses/enemies of note :
    Mind Flayer - killed by Vax : 0 kills and 0 KO's , hit 0/0 attacks and dealt 0 damage ; evaded/blocked 0/4 attacks and took 79 damage ; 1 crit and 0 crit fails
    Duergar general - banished by Stanlan : 0 kills and 1 KO , hit 3/4 attacks and dealt 61damage ; evaded/blocked 1/4 attacks and took 43 damage
    Bulette - killed by Grog : 0 kills and 1 KO's , hit 3/3 attacks and dealt 175 damage ; evaded/blocked 1/21 attacks and took 403 damage
    Enemies defeated :
    Grog : killed 2 Goblins , 1 Umberhulk and 1 Bulette
    Percy : KO'd 1 Duergar
    Scalan : killed the Abomination of a Naga
    Vex : killed 1 Goblin , 1 Troll and 2 Duergars
    Vax : killed 1 Goblin , 3 Trolls , 1 Umberhulk , 2 Duergars and 1 Mind Flayer
    Tiberius : killed 15 Goblins , 2 Dwarves , 1 Intelect Devourer and 3 Duergars

  • @kristeenahbro
    @kristeenahbro 8 лет назад +147

    this series is really good. the only thing is the sound when listening with headphones, sometimes its really quiet and you have to turn the volumn up, then they laugh or yell and it blows your eardrums apart.

    • @wahlflower3517
      @wahlflower3517 8 лет назад +6

      Yeah, it's hard to find balance. I know during the livestreams the chat will get a volume warnings.

    • @shailengirgenti7671
      @shailengirgenti7671 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah that doesn't change ever lol

    • @TwistedTentacleInn
      @TwistedTentacleInn 7 лет назад +1

      Wahl Flower agreed, it's really hard to listen with headphones because of the yelling, but really good show

  • @A_Knight44
    @A_Knight44 5 лет назад +301

    The irony of a group of mind flayers getting enslaved is delicious.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 4 года назад +64

      I did find it odd that the monster known for mind control enslavement would be so upset about it happening to it. Then I remembered how I dont give two fucks about how my steak feels but would still be upset if a cow ate me.

    • @romanabanin2216
      @romanabanin2216 3 года назад +4

      Lorewise situation. An undead great brain with controlled mind flayers sometimes become an army for Orcus or his followers

    • @nemo-zl1vm
      @nemo-zl1vm 4 месяца назад

      An enslaved elder brain, the party aided by a rogue illithid, Matt Mercer involved...hmmm

  • @felicismoon
    @felicismoon 8 лет назад +24

    The thought of Tiberius steering Grog as he flew through the cave was one of the most hilarious images i`ve ever had in my mind.

  • @nunyabidnez529
    @nunyabidnez529 2 года назад +42

    Laura coming back in and having absolutely no idea what is going on is now my favorite part of this entire episode.

  • @derfelpendragon5080
    @derfelpendragon5080 5 лет назад +368

    by Karen Hammervik Flø
    19:31 Scanlan can't stealth.
    53:26 Keyleth is going to do whatever she wants
    54:30 Pike wants to parkour
    1:20:37 I didn't see the Vax
    1:28:35 Seal Team Six, Vox Machina Style
    1:29:56 Clarota regrets everything
    1:33:37 Vax and Scanlan sneak into the barracks
    2:39:53 Let's not cheap out on Scanlan.
    3:11:48 Q&A begins
    3:13:02 What alignment are your characters?
    3:13:10 What was your first role-playing experience?
    3:13:51 When and how did you all start playing together?
    3:14:42 Why did you switch from Pathfinder to D&D?
    3:15:52 Where did Travis get his shirt?
    3:16:10 Why did you switch from Pathfinder to D&D, redux
    3:16:30 What's a good party size?
    3:16:49 Does Keyleth have limitations on what animals she can transform into?
    3:17:16 How does Pike feel about Scanlan?
    3:18:04 Do you like presents?
    3:18:16 Where did Ashley get her ears?
    3:18:36 What was a favorite moment before you started streaming the show?
    3:20:01 Castle Greyskull in Minecraft
    3:20:46 Is there an origin of Tiberius?
    3:21:27 Is the gunslinger class information available?
    3:21:55 What kind of food do you like?
    3:22:28 What do you hope is the result of this show?
    3:24:10 What edition should we start with?
    3:24:52 Is Critical Role homebrew?
    3:25:16 Do you have any tips for new DMs?
    3:27:28 How much do you improvise and when is it appropriate to improvise?
    3:28:01 What are Orion's favorite Smash Bros characters?
    3:28:09 How did you pick your character class?
    3:29:17 Who is Pike's deity?
    3:33:05 How did you bring the party together on the first day of play?
    3:33:55 Troll penis story
    3:35:21 What is it like playing for 3 hours on the internet?
    3:35:58 Does the group have a bag of holding?
    3:36:16 Why does Scanlan have so many awesome spells?
    3:36:57 Can Marisha do her dwarf impression?
    3:37:05 Could Grog keep one of his women in the bag of holding?
    3:37:27 Does anyone have underlings?
    3:38:26 How long have you been playing?
    3:40:43 Does Matt control the music while you play?
    3:41:24 If you die, would you roll a new character?
    3:44:00 Do you drink while playing?
    3:45:05 How would you react to life if you were your characters?
    3:45:56 How did Pike die?
    3:46:17 Can we send you equipment you need for the show?
    3:46:33 How do you feel about inspiring people to play D&D?
    3:47:24 If you could bring on one guest, who would it be?
    3:49:10 Do you ship Grog/Vex?
    3:49:33 How did you get involved with Geek and Sundry and streaming?
    3:50:52 Why does D&D/Pathfinder make you so much more attached to your character?
    3:51:31 Would you like to do a live game at a convention?
    3:52:16 How many of you have run a game?
    3:53:35 What is your favorite video game?
    3:54:16 How do you focus with Scanlan in the room?

    • @mathnerd3364
      @mathnerd3364 5 лет назад +16

      You are a gentleman and a scholar.

    • @Zeelzebub327
      @Zeelzebub327 5 лет назад +15

      This comment is great for when watching this in chunks or if I fall asleep

    • @mariposaroja1891
      @mariposaroja1891 4 года назад +8

      You are the real MVP

    • @karmicpopcorn6440
      @karmicpopcorn6440 4 года назад +5

      "How do you focus with Scanlon in the room?" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @myrax3198
      @myrax3198 4 года назад +3

      This must have taken you a long time, thank you very much

  • @WinterFaery84
    @WinterFaery84 5 лет назад +374

    3:47:41 Matt mentions that at the top of his wish list to play D&D with is Stephen Colbert. This was in 2015.
    Fast forward to now, 2019. In two days, Matt will be fulfilling his wish by running a one-shot with Stephen Colbert.
    Proof that with time and patience, dreams really do come true.

    • @jimtrusselberry6536
      @jimtrusselberry6536 5 лет назад +28

      That or he's an incredibly talented voice actor who was able to get an audience with him because of his talent an creativity. Time and wishing had nothing to do with it. Determination and talent had everything to.

    • @ksglitch6463
      @ksglitch6463 5 лет назад +9

      @@jimtrusselberry6536 you do realise that if he hadn't WANTED to do a DnD match with that guy then he wouldn't have worked toward that goal, right? I mean, yes you are correct, but it's a combination of all four factors. If the wish to meet with him wasn't there he would have had another goal, and it wouldn't be happening. So why don't you just sit down, stop being a party pooper and be nice about getting your point across mate. It's about the dream, and then working toward that dream which Matt has done.

    • @jimtrusselberry6536
      @jimtrusselberry6536 5 лет назад +9

      Kaz Winnec The dream is impossible without talent and determination just because someone wants to be a singer doesn’t mean they have the talent or discipline to see it through. That’s my point dreams will only take you so far and I felt like the original comment was downplaying Matt’s work and talent and just leaving it up to “following your dreams” which you’re right without a dream Matt wouldn’t have got to do that with Stephen Colbert, but he still would have been a well known and talented voice actor. That’s my point don’t just rest on your laurels. By all means dream but work for it and realize sometimes you won’t achieve not through any fault of your own but simply someone else is more talented.

    • @ksglitch6463
      @ksglitch6463 5 лет назад +5

      @@jimtrusselberry6536 then we're coming from the same place, that's all I was trying to point out, sorry if I came across as a bit of a dick, we've got similar points, just felt like you were trying to knock the positivity out of the original comment. 👌👌 was just trying to say, dream first, work hard to achieve the dream, and sometimes there are smaller dreams/goals after that initial dream is accomplished. I'm pretty new here, and I, much to my own dismay, am only really finding out about these people now, don't know too much about them. Again, apologise if I caused offense.

    • @nameiszombie7854
      @nameiszombie7854 4 года назад +5

      Glad you ladies worked it out

  • @TheTrueWolfboy
    @TheTrueWolfboy 8 лет назад +667

    God I love Liam's voice... if I was even the tiniest bit bi, he'd be my man-crush for sure.
    I also love how he _uses_ it. He sounds so sincere and... well, how I imagine a half-elf should sound, the sort of lingering, accented speech that makes him somewhat... mysterious, I suppose?
    And then he goes from using carefully chosen words to saying "fucking with your shit". It's great.
    Also:
    The greatest moment of this video has to be "Is my hand still in its mouth?"
    *blam*

    • @thefridgefreezer
      @thefridgefreezer 8 лет назад +91

      Matt Mercer man crush all the way

    • @jaakkotoivonen5356
      @jaakkotoivonen5356 7 лет назад +61

      TheTrueWolfboy if you think like that then you probably are just a little tiny bit bi

    • @wylerI
      @wylerI 7 лет назад +32

      It reminds me of Tyrion Lannister, which immediately makes me like his character so much more. So charismatic and intelligent, but also dashing with a little bit of his own flare to it that makes you want to like him.

    • @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist
      @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist 7 лет назад +9

      Actually the one with his hand still in its mouth is Percy/Taliesin, but otherwise yeah. Unless he gets his hand stuck in its mouth also later...

    • @robertbourbon5956
      @robertbourbon5956 7 лет назад +3

      Jaakko Toivonen Or at least pan romantic.

  • @radartechnicianbob8208
    @radartechnicianbob8208 3 года назад +86

    I'm another one of those, "I just discovered the show and am now binging the hell out of it!," kinds of folks. Don't mind me. I'm just asking D&D where it's been all my life and thrilled that every fight scene is lovingly described. This series is a work of art.

  • @waddledee474
    @waddledee474 7 лет назад +364

    48:11 Matt: An ancient mind...
    Me: wait, it's not an aboleth, is it--
    48:21 Matt: An Aboleth...
    Me: oh no.

    • @Yndratdnable
      @Yndratdnable 5 лет назад +11

      Aboleths, are my favorite party killer

    • @MrEddie4679
      @MrEddie4679 5 лет назад +17

      @@Yndratdnable for what is a trip to the underdark, if not to meet the ancient overlords of the planet right?

    • @jurholstgcermangrinderburd1335
      @jurholstgcermangrinderburd1335 5 лет назад +3

      I fucking love aboleths

    • @crodthesorrysap4165
      @crodthesorrysap4165 5 лет назад +18

      Me: (flash back to puffin forest video) they call me whimsy!

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 4 года назад +1

      @@crodthesorrysap4165 Heheheh

  • @brookmyre4473
    @brookmyre4473 9 лет назад +47

    That amazing Mind Flayer voice will haunt my nightmares. Love it!

  • @TheRainSnake
    @TheRainSnake 7 лет назад +149

    1:00:40
    "Can I attempt to build sunglasses?"
    > Matt's face.

    • @sevenofcrows7
      @sevenofcrows7 5 лет назад

      If he had the syphilis disease he would already know the answer!

  • @you_dont_say_that
    @you_dont_say_that 3 года назад +131

    Hearing Matt say Stephen Colbert as his person he wants as a guest star makes it even more wonderful that he was able to do a one shot with him

  • @zeezaczed
    @zeezaczed 8 лет назад +132

    "I'm gonna cast dominate on the general"
    "whozzat do?"
    "He's a power top"

  • @crimsonafterburner
    @crimsonafterburner 7 лет назад +300

    Me: Hey brain, Whats a sleeping schedule.
    Brain: The thing you killed when you started to watch this XD.

  • @MrAzrealDragon
    @MrAzrealDragon 8 лет назад +124

    Percy never gets to do a lot in combat, normally one shot or two then that's it, either his weapon jams or the DM does something to him that stops him doing anything.
    Edit: I take that back shooting the gun inside the creatures mouth, class.

    • @deviousmile669
      @deviousmile669 6 лет назад +5

      Azreal Dragon it happen to me also, with my sniper in dark heresy, the GM tries all the time to disable my PC one way ore another cause when doing roll for stat it ended up being insanely OP so to level the field a bit he has to kinda concentrate the game to nerf a bit my character.

    • @danielbosshard7768
      @danielbosshard7768 6 лет назад +18

      Isn‘t that also what any type of smart enemies would do? Identify the biggest threat, and do whatever‘s necessary to bring that threat down

  • @jacobgrodman
    @jacobgrodman 3 года назад +397

    Me: watching this campaign for the second time
    Matt: I'd love to have Vin Diesel and Stephen Colbert.
    Marisha: I'd love to fight a beholder.
    Liam: I'd love to make D&D cool.
    Oh what the future has in store for all of you...

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 3 года назад +34

      Anyone can make D&D cool, but you'll never make D&D "earns $11 million in donations to create an animated series" cool 😁

    • @viper2785
      @viper2785 3 года назад +14

      When I heard Marisha say that this time, I had to do a double take to see Matt's reaction. "One of these days"

    • @davidbergfors6820
      @davidbergfors6820 2 года назад +3

      "Little did they know!"

    • @toadlord8594
      @toadlord8594 2 года назад +2

      Oh if they could've seen the future...

  • @Soccerdopey03
    @Soccerdopey03 4 года назад +1397

    Travis: "Grog and Scanlan have no bastard children that we know of"
    Matt: *laughs*
    That aged well

    • @goblinpopcorn1367
      @goblinpopcorn1367 3 года назад +24

      This is the only half worth comment ive seen since coming back to C1

    • @zoboothemafoo
      @zoboothemafoo 3 года назад +38

      I wonder if thats when he got the idea

    • @chris-xw2st
      @chris-xw2st 3 года назад +11

      I wonder if that will ever come back up🤔

    • @a.b.boucher9722
      @a.b.boucher9722 3 года назад +35

      spoilers :(

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood 3 года назад +5

      @@zoboothemafoo A good question indeed. XD

  • @Nyxira
    @Nyxira 9 лет назад +19

    Oh my gosh, Matt has all the mad voice and character range/storytelling skills. So awesome. As an aspiring voice actor myself, I have so much respect for this.

  • @expdelphi1486
    @expdelphi1486 8 лет назад +456

    We need fan art of Grog wearing the pot.

  • @themurc6391
    @themurc6391 4 года назад +61

    I love that Ashley Johnson is known for voicing a violent and vulgar girl in Ellie, but then Pike is introduced and seems like this polite and soft-spoken sweetheart.

  • @alexlagunas
    @alexlagunas 5 лет назад +209

    Imagine what was going through that Mind-Flayer's head as he died.
    Mind-Flayer: Okay, so here's the game pla- *goblin poop hurls at his head* HOLY SHI-*feces cover his head* You will regret that, petulant swi-*is stabbed through the neck* You will suffer for that you-*dagger impales his maw* I, I can't die covered in- *dies*

  • @WesKarls
    @WesKarls 8 лет назад +119

    Matt Mercer is a beast, the illithid monologue was unbelievable!

    • @lordofcanton2598
      @lordofcanton2598 7 лет назад +1

      Weston Karls, This was the moment I knew did betray them... Only villains monologue.

  • @BiggySn1p3r
    @BiggySn1p3r 9 лет назад +472

    If Matt ever has kids, they are going to have nightmares if ever reads to them something scary.

    • @teresaharris9134
      @teresaharris9134 9 лет назад +32

      +BiggySn1p3r is he looking for volunteers?

    • @belad0nna
      @belad0nna 9 лет назад +9

      +Teresa Harris He's not single, so probably not.

    • @GamerSpren
      @GamerSpren 9 лет назад +12

      +belad0nna I may be wrong, but I think she wants to be adopted by him

    • @teresaharris9134
      @teresaharris9134 9 лет назад +13

      your wrong.....

    • @rinusluijk3514
      @rinusluijk3514 9 лет назад +45

      +Teresa Harris My wrong?

  • @TedJustTed47
    @TedJustTed47 3 года назад +48

    Coming back here and watching these now right after campaign two's finale.
    it's amazing to see how much the refinement, knowledge of rules and audio quality has changed
    but how the joy is exactly the same ❤

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 3 года назад +5

      I assume you mean refinement of the show itself, because the cast remains totally unrefined in the best ways possible 😂 (I'm looking at you, Sam "he was named after good smells, his name was Pussy" Riegel 😂)

  • @jeremybosse5088
    @jeremybosse5088 6 лет назад +79

    I never thought I would be sympathetic to a mindflayer

  • @lilataylor7825
    @lilataylor7825 5 лет назад +536

    Scanlan: Also remember folks, dont kill the general, we need information! uwu
    Also Scanlan: Banishes him to an alternate dimension

    • @johnbuscher
      @johnbuscher 5 лет назад +52

      He'd come back.
      Eventually.

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 года назад +11

      Concentration spell that lasts up to one minute which keeps the general out of action for 10 rounds or until Scanlan either releases the spell or fails a Con check after taking damage. It's entirely non-lethal and nobody in the party (Grog or Tiberius mostly) can even injure him accidentally. Your objection is one of absolutely not understanding how it all works.

    • @lilataylor7825
      @lilataylor7825 4 года назад +31

      Nicol Bolas it was just a joke, but congrats on being a giant asshole.

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 года назад +11

      @@lilataylor7825 An ill informed and consequently unfunny joke. But of course I'm an asshole for being the bearer of bad news. It doesn't become funny or less wrong if I say nothing.

    • @rotaderp88
      @rotaderp88 4 года назад +6

      Nicol Bolas I agree with you but I’m also sad for the writer

  • @opiumtaxadvisor8596
    @opiumtaxadvisor8596 5 лет назад +17

    Sam's face of pure enthralment while he's listening to Matt play Clarota is exactly how I felt the whole time. So well thought out and exciting. I'm always on the edge of my seat.

  • @catehowell735
    @catehowell735 3 года назад +35

    It's actually really cool to hear Matt talk about what goes into DMing. It's such a big job.

  • @thatsmuggamer
    @thatsmuggamer 4 года назад +118

    1:30:00 “You feel the slightest hint of regret emanating from the mind flayer” bruh he knows he picked the wrong group for subterfuge

  • @eyeof3ndr364
    @eyeof3ndr364 9 лет назад +173

    I wanna hug Clarota, or at least somehow give him some sort of comfort. The dude gets thrown out, lives in poverty for years, and still wants to save his people after the shit they put him through. Dude deserves a medal or something.

    • @frederik7338
      @frederik7338 9 лет назад +62

      +ClockworkFreya I think he would really appreciate the hug. Putting head on his chest does make it easier for him to wrap his tendrils around your head, bore through your skull, and eat your brain. Dudes a mine-flayer, after all :P

    • @21700r
      @21700r 9 лет назад +2

      +Frederik sh Mind FlayeNot usually very nice though.

    • @joshuareynolds23
      @joshuareynolds23 9 лет назад

      +21700r they are to oth3 mindflayers

    • @amandadube156
      @amandadube156 8 лет назад +18

      idk what you guys are talking about, I think mind flayers are nothing but big, snuggly teddy bear who just want to love you and squeeze you...
      (I haven't passed my charm save yet...)

    • @demilung
      @demilung 8 лет назад +4

      +ClockworkFreya Hugging an ilithid is a horrible idea. Getting their face close to your face is the last thing you'll do.

  • @kaptnblaubar5974
    @kaptnblaubar5974 5 лет назад +614

    Matt: "Liam has two children."
    ...
    Liam: "This (playing D&D with Matt etc.) is the best thing that ever happened to me." 😂😂

    • @Hugo-pg9hq
      @Hugo-pg9hq 5 лет назад +16

      Now that is the biggest oof

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 5 лет назад +87

      Liam's children: *suffers 10d10 psychic damage*

    • @scottrauch1261
      @scottrauch1261 5 лет назад +64

      @@filipferencak2717 Liam's children: no, no, he has a point.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 4 года назад +74

      Liam to his children: "It's true, I'd sell you if I needed to buy new books and dice".
      Liam actually DMs games for his kids and their friends.
      D&D has actually helped Liam through some personal and mental issues. It's been kind of a therapy for him, so it's probably made him a better person to live with.

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 4 года назад +16

      Have you met a kid? They're the worst.

  • @mango.monday
    @mango.monday 2 года назад +30

    watching this after Matt completed his second one shot with Stephen Colbert for Red Nose Day, and then hearing that he would really like to play a game with Stephen Colbert in the Q&A almost 7 years ago brings me so much joy

  • @XMorbidReignX
    @XMorbidReignX 6 лет назад +196

    Bucket of Poop. Now classified as a legendary weapon

    • @johnbuscher
      @johnbuscher 5 лет назад +27

      "Unfortunately, you are not proficient in wielding a Goblin Shit Bucket..."

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 5 лет назад +4

      @@johnbuscher and that just shows you even the most insane knowledge can have a practical application some day.

  • @nightfelicis2
    @nightfelicis2 5 лет назад +110

    Grog: *doubtfully* But isn't there something in the water?
    Fjord: *already moving towards the water* We should check out the bottom.

    • @karmicpopcorn6440
      @karmicpopcorn6440 4 года назад +3

      Poke it

    • @jennifernagy473
      @jennifernagy473 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha... so true! That part of Ford is both lovable and frustrating.

    • @naomivalintin9243
      @naomivalintin9243 2 года назад +1

      Later in this campaign Grog won't go near water at all after he discover there are consequences to touching stuff in Percy's workshop. Fjord- sees a puddle and he must investigate. Nein, Flord! Nein!

  • @NarutoUzumaki-yl5fi
    @NarutoUzumaki-yl5fi 5 лет назад +320

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    The nothingness of space:
    Grog: The human torch was denied a bank loan

    • @surbyug
      @surbyug 4 года назад +6

      Unique New York. Unique New York. I love scotch, in my belly.

    • @kittentune997
      @kittentune997 2 года назад

      Mama made me mash my m&ms.

  • @DanielGurney
    @DanielGurney 2 года назад +20

    From the start of the infiltration to the execution and surrender, that was well read, dealt and realised. Movie in the mind. Bravo

  • @finchbird2419
    @finchbird2419 4 года назад +164

    "do we drink during the campaign and the answer is no... "
    *distinctly remembers a fireball bottle in an episode*
    SSSUUUURRRREEE

    • @quasimofo6811
      @quasimofo6811 4 года назад +5

      Pretty sure it was a VERY sarcastic "no"