Holy crap! The first game has scripted missions!!! SCRIPTED. MISSIONS. You know it's so rare for mobile gaming, when you surprised to see anything more than a generic sandbox with "strange rope hero" gameplay (go there or kill marked enemies, here's the timer... Oops ran out of stamina watch ad to refill) The guys who made the first game had a vision. Even if it turned out to be meh, there's clearly an effort put in development of this game.
@@bruhSaintJohn Realistically speaking, "having a vision" is the only logical reason to make this sort of games. No sane person would do it to gain money.
Game: Has cars in it. Kevin joking about his accident: It's Free Real Estate. Edit: Thanks for likes fellow Kevin-and-stale-memes enthusiasts, more like Bore:Ragnarok, amirite? More like osama bin laden that damn daniel like that kamikaze-kenji-bazinga shite, like that gucci, getting hit by a car, that bangarang orangutan deep shit you feel it too dont'yu ordeal amirite? You into that?
I just saw kevins draw my life so I laughed to hard when he said “some of us had to learn that the hard way” when the guy said cars don’t stop when your in front of them.
Legend says that Kevin lost all his money to Jim Pickens after a bet gone wrong. Kevin didn’t have the money for a GTA game, so he had to download free ripoffs for his phone. Day 341 of annoying Kevin until he gives up and plays the worst Wii game ever, Big Family Games.
11:40 bro, as a Unity dev... I hate the stigma Unity has even though I totally get it lol... but, go search for the wiki list, there's a weirdly huge number of big name companies hiring Unity devs to make "offshoot" games. Activision, Nintendo, Bethesda all have multiple Unity-made games out(hell, Pokemon Unite was made in Unity!) The fact that Unity let's you pay to remove the logo means you probably only ever know of the cheap-ass games that don't pay to remove it, because every big name company actually pays to get rid of it XD
Kevin: “why are all the cars driverless, oh wow there not very good driverless. Or many be there just aiming for me” Cars: we will get that stupid cinema guy back, for our lost brother.
This is a good addiction for you, please give us more android trash, I've been starving for it ever since Vinny got sick and tired of doing it and quit the segment
Honestly I've been going through so much lately, I genuinely look forward to every one of Kevin's videos, He's helped me stay positive in hard times. Thank you Kevin
11:17 “I want to play grand theft auto, but I just don’t want to pay for it” Me who got it for free in epic games: I’m four parallel universes ahead of you
Day 163 of telling Kevin that he’s the best RUclipsr on this platform and we all love him Day 103 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama Day 24 of telling Kevin to sing Timber
I know somebody who used to work for Unity and got to visit one of they're offices, all the people who worked there just gave you that feeling seeing the Unity logo in a mobile game (basically all c**ts)
Car: smashes into another car, a barrier and then explodes. Kevin: it blew up for no reason! Me: this, Kevin, is the attitude that gets people in accidents, you should know this too ;).
Hey kevin try out an app called lucky patcher, it gives you access to paid stuff for free so that you can *ahem* "test" the full game before you buy it, idk what RUclips's policy is on that stuff but you should give it a try on your own time at least
I'm extremely confused cause the guy on the left here 10:58 looks exactly like a character from the last case in Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments...
everyone else: i was in a car accident once, i don’t like talking about it.
kevin: hey there friends my name is kevin and i got hit by a car
Read that in his voice. Couldn't help it.
coping mechanism
So he actually did get hit by a car?
@@kylegregory46 yes
@@kylegregory46 he made a video on it a long time ago, i think it was called "we need to talk" or something like that
"Cars don't stop when you stand in front of them"
Kevin: "some of us had to learn this the hard way"
I can't, I'm crying 😂😂😂
Meanwhile in cyberpunk...
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Are we just gonna ignore the "Assault Shotgun" in the second game was a fecking Desert Eagle?
The colt m1911 was a shotgun lol
Only came to the comments for this exact reason.
Yes I will ignore that
@@dakkariblack8891 thank god I'm not the only one to notice that lol
S N A C C the “assault shotgun” is a damn fortunate gun
I always love how he makes the most boring and trashy games hilarious and entertaining to watch
It's his greatest superpower, aside from infinite charisma
@@captain_awesome2134 and managing to find a way to be evil in any game
@Brian Clark Yep, he just genuinely love playing games for videos, despite the quality.
Same. I'd watch him play "watching paint dry simulator 2021" if it existed. Lol
@@captain_awesome2134 you uû
“Aw shit, here we go again”
Oh *_shoot,_* we’re at it again
“Aw shit, here we go again”
Praise lord Jim Pickens
Frickidy Frick, we are going again
Aw feck, here we go again.
The first game was so wholesome, loved that "Protect Mike at all costs" sign
Fr
Holy crap!
The first game has scripted missions!!!
SCRIPTED. MISSIONS.
You know it's so rare for mobile gaming, when you surprised to see anything more than a generic sandbox with "strange rope hero" gameplay (go there or kill marked enemies, here's the timer... Oops ran out of stamina watch ad to refill)
The guys who made the first game had a vision. Even if it turned out to be meh, there's clearly an effort put in development of this game.
Yea
Oh my God, watch out! More pizza, Mike!
@@bruhSaintJohn Realistically speaking, "having a vision" is the only logical reason to make this sort of games. No sane person would do it to gain money.
“Buy a medpak or watch an ad to respawn”
Damn I hate modern hospitals
Game: *Allows for people to be hit with cars*
Kevin: *Violent flashbacks*
Game: Has cars in it.
Kevin joking about his accident: It's Free Real Estate.
Edit: Thanks for likes fellow Kevin-and-stale-memes enthusiasts, more like Bore:Ragnarok, amirite? More like osama bin laden that damn daniel like that kamikaze-kenji-bazinga shite, like that gucci, getting hit by a car, that bangarang orangutan deep shit you feel it too dont'yu ordeal amirite? You into that?
What if the driver came from the future trying to prevent Kevin from obtaining world domination as a dictator. 🤔
@@gergely219
Well, he failed.
@@yrwestillhere or did he. . .
Why Are We Still Here I mean, he’s not a dictator SO
@@DeathnoteBB he's not a dictator yet
15:24 I love how there's a monster truck just casually driving by
"Hey there friends"
Finally. A friend. It's been so long.
What’s a friend? I still don’t know the definition.
Kevin is the friend of all.
What is this
Frend?
Freeind?
Freind
Friend?
First time on the channel?
@@TheMrrobustus no issa joke
12:27 just close your eyes and let your mind drift away
"Clash of Crime Mad San Andreas"
_Totally not a knockoff_
More like Barn Randnareas
My limbs are growing their growing I'm a pickle boy I'm doing the pickle boy bands I'm growing my limbs are growing
Oh WoW yOu DoN't sAy
They picked a word from every game title lmao
Thats gta 6 bruh dont hate
Ps1 Hagrid : "Allo there Kevin, you fancy meeting me round the back of the Quiditch stands termorrowh for a quick kiss?"
Kevin : 12:27
HAHAHAHA
I mean... who wouldn't have that reaction
Kevin: "You might be wondering, what is behind me?"
Me: No, I'm wondering if your audio gear needs to be reset.
How does this have no replies it has 500 likes and it was commented 7 months ago lol
I just saw kevins draw my life so I laughed to hard when he said “some of us had to learn that the hard way” when the guy said cars don’t stop when your in front of them.
I feel like that first GTA knockoff was just a secret add for Tesla. Those driverless cars were (mildly) impressive!
12:27
Kevin, this is very.. how do I put it.. compromising-
Legend says that Kevin lost all his money to Jim Pickens after a bet gone wrong.
Kevin didn’t have the money for a GTA game, so he had to download free ripoffs for his phone.
Day 341 of annoying Kevin until he gives up and plays the worst Wii game ever, Big Family Games.
I also want himt to family games
Yes i also want family games on wii
so do i
I looked into it and can confirm, Bug Family Games looks terrible
I don’t think this is your 341st day or that this is actually annoying Kevin
Honestly that first game is pretty impressive for likely one dev in his free time. Whoever made that should join a studio
"We have GTA at home!"
GTA at home:
Gta Wish Edition
I didn't even know I got likes for making such an overused joke
11:40 bro, as a Unity dev... I hate the stigma Unity has even though I totally get it lol... but, go search for the wiki list, there's a weirdly huge number of big name companies hiring Unity devs to make "offshoot" games. Activision, Nintendo, Bethesda all have multiple Unity-made games out(hell, Pokemon Unite was made in Unity!)
The fact that Unity let's you pay to remove the logo means you probably only ever know of the cheap-ass games that don't pay to remove it, because every big name company actually pays to get rid of it XD
Kevin: you’ve obviously not seen what I’ve seen
What Kevin saw: 40 different flashbacks to the crash of the 2000’s
14:37 he's holding his pistol like a shotgun or a rifle lmao
11:03
I have never been threatened to be killed by someone who also shrugs at the same time
"They're [the cars] just aiming for me"
Seems to be a recurring theme for Kevin
Kevin: “why are all the cars driverless, oh wow there not very good driverless. Or many be there just aiming for me”
Cars: we will get that stupid cinema guy back, for our lost brother.
Kevin when anybody mentions a car: ah, yes.. I have experience.. with cars..
13:31 he has that ass perma-clench to increase his power level
LMAO
Everytime Kevin makes a joke about his accident, I feel my soul ascend and my broken arm from being underneath a car heal properly
*6:28* "The assault shotgun"
Hey Finn O
6:43 Colt M1911
btw it costs like 120 euros
definitive edition looking great
This just in: Kevin got hit by a Car in the game "Clash of Crime".
That's a realistic game, if you ask me.
Gotta say; Kevin’s ‘I got hit by a car’ gag is slowly turning into Batman’s ‘My parents were killed’ in terms of how many times its brought up.
Cowabummer!
12:26 when your crush says they watch callmekevin
12:27 Internet Do your Job!
Kevin should do stand up 😂 his jokes just come so effortlessly. Not many people that can do that
6:58 That's Engineer's tool box from TF2
Hint: hit with car
Cars: aim for Kevin
Kevin: :0
Kevin: *_Flashbacks_*
Ha^
I'd live to see you go through some knockoff sims mobile games. Make Jim in a couple new poor graphic worlds and see what he can get up to.
Ah all of those gta’s can’t beat the good old Harry Potter games
14:18
GTA london but 3D and with CJ as the main character
kevin finally using his green screen more :)
The best part is that it probably costs more to get everything in these games than the $7 USD it costs for San Andreas on the Google play store
Mobile games are a source of infinite disaster (much like Kevin in the Sims 4)
All the top free ones are just knockoffs of each other.
I hear that, but uh, you seen Fate Grand Order?
I saw a ad for a knockoff that used the original game
@@arghnoor lmao
@@MaironHWH or feh
Azork Daemon was just thinking FateGO
This is a good addiction for you, please give us more android trash, I've been starving for it ever since Vinny got sick and tired of doing it and quit the segment
Not everyone can afford $500 phones
**Cries in 4 y/o Android**
@@sofiabeauchamp2118 more like 1k-1500 phones
"Jesus Christ almighty" Don't you mean "Jim Pickens almighty?"
He killed for our sins
That’s my best joke, I’m never topping that
Jack Cutter u mean him Pickens son almighty
Jack Cutter more like boragnarock
More like Bag ronarog
12:27 me when it's 25 degrees out.
Wait, how are we supposed to compare Past Kevin and Present Kevin when they're both Past Kevins now?
just remember that present kevin is always right and past kevin is an idiot
Designate them Past Past Kevin and Past Present Kevin.
@@spideraba769 You're a genius
Kevin: Sees any car in any video game
**PTSD INTENSIFIES**
Why can't I install free money in my life like in that first game? :(
You can...just work on the streets...
"I'm pretty sure I was made with-"
*Picture shakes*
*Ad plays*
Excellent timing. For a second I thought you had crashed.
12:28 no context time code
It brought me to an add. Lol
Honestly I've been going through so much lately, I genuinely look forward to every one of Kevin's videos, He's helped me stay positive in hard times. Thank you Kevin
Kevin is basically my before sleeping routine
11:17 “I want to play grand theft auto, but I just don’t want to pay for it”
Me who got it for free in epic games: I’m four parallel universes ahead of you
Also me who’s able to pirate games: im ten parallel universes ahead of you
Me, downloading it from the pirate bay: _I'm 69420 parallel universes ahead of you_
Kevin: Hey there friend's my name is Kevin
Me: Aww FECK here we go again
6:42 "*Colt 1911*"
**Shows a shotgun**
14:33
"Desert eagle"
**Shows a colt 1911**
Just a nickname I’m sure
Day 163 of telling Kevin that he’s the best RUclipsr on this platform and we all love him
Day 103 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama
Day 24 of telling Kevin to sing Timber
True
I got a little confused at the beginning of the second game... had to take my 1911 out of its holster to make sure it wasnt a shotgun
16:22 got confused for a moment. Thought I was watching one of GrayStillPlays videos cause he uses the same track
@Balloon Syrup a yoytuber
“That’s like opening a Christmas present and then the person’s like, ‘Now pay me.’”
Did you mean… EA ??
Sometimes you forget that Kevin got hit by a car and now has limited mobility above his shoulders
14:09 omg the combat looks like the MMORPG : Sherwood dungeon it's lovely xD slow and clunky it's awesome
Old times...
6:42 "Colt M1911" That's a shotgun... The M1911 is a pistol. It's like they just got names of guns from GTA or Google and wrote them in for whatever
I also like the fact that they stole the desert eagle model from fortnite (god I hate that game lol) and called it an assault shotgun lol
12:27 sounds like Kevin's having fun doing something else! 😄😂
Day 237 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000
I know somebody who used to work for Unity and got to visit one of they're offices, all the people who worked there just gave you that feeling seeing the Unity logo in a mobile game (basically all c**ts)
Just so you guys know, I was eating a war-head and I saw this in my recommendations.
thanks for letting us know, mr. gobbler!
You are very welcome!
"You get stuck in between to men" sounds questionable without context...
6:32
EA: That's a brilliant idea! We'll call it "Surprise PAY ME mechanics"
Bro, I forgot your channel existed! I used to watch you back in 2017 with RE7 "I don't want to go in." You was a baby channel, like
Same. I used to watch his old Spider-Man vids and he had way less subs than he does now.
5:53
Can’t tell if he’s making a joke about his real life accident or him getting hit by a car in the game
Car: smashes into another car, a barrier and then explodes.
Kevin: it blew up for no reason!
Me: this, Kevin, is the attitude that gets people in accidents, you should know this too ;).
We all know that the hard music in the beginning was Just edited to mask the sound of screaming people in the basement
“Protect Mike at all costs” 3:08
Day 275 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
Happy birthday, Kevin.
Happy birthday Nikkiesona!
@@jackbudi Happy real birthday, JackBudi! I hope your day is fantastic!
@@jackbudi Happy birthday, bud! I made a vid for you celebrating it!
Nikkiesona omg how did you know?!?!?!!!1!1!!🦀?!!
But in all honesty thanks! Hope your day is also great!
The REAL person! It’s a good video! Thanks!
6:45 ''colt m1911''
Hey kevin try out an app called lucky patcher, it gives you access to paid stuff for free so that you can *ahem* "test" the full game before you buy it, idk what RUclips's policy is on that stuff but you should give it a try on your own time at least
You know what’s really sad? Every Kevin we see is past Kevin and I’m not ok with that.
Bring back Grognak, I miss the love of busses :(
11:08 that's just hispanic kiryu
I love how that one review was just asking them to give him gta five
Me explaining to my friends why I have epic games 11:16
The last guy totally looks like he's wearing an adult diaper under his jeans.
I'm actually surprized that Gangster Vegas wasn't one the games (given it's the slightly better clone with actual voice acting and decent graphics).
4:41 what happens to the cop😂
That funny.
he freeze. get it.
"Past Kevin did this"
This video is now 3 years old. This does not feel 3 years old. But ill never get tired of Kevin.
This was actually 4 years ago months before the quarantine. That to me is insane because it feels like a video released last year
13:47 Did anyone else hear that scream and then see the lady who was on the bike who Kevin hit with his car
HES HOLDING THE DESERT EAGLE LIKE A SHOTGUN
I'M CRYING
“Watch out, more pizza mike”
Dammit mark you know ur lactose intolerant just leave it.
12:28 I'm not going to say what that looks like Kevin and the fact we can't see your hands makes it look more suspicious lol
that weird moment when knock off gta mobile games look better than trilogy definitive edition
Kevin: "I'm gonna try doing nothing"
Also Kevin: *Continues shooting*
12:27 I'm actively suppressing my mind trying to picture Kevin's hands at that instant...
I'm extremely confused cause the guy on the left here 10:58 looks exactly like a character from the last case in Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments...
Day 24 of telling Kevin he's beautiful, keep up the great work dear leader
I hate it when my Christmas present is a cease and desist
Callmekevin more like kissmekevin.
🙄😵
🦀
💋
🤔
Hold up are u jay hardcastles cousin lol
We've come full circle now that Rockstar releases the knock-offs themselves. 😆