So damn true… literally me! Except I tend to overthink in a negative way that stresses me out… like what if those 30 million friends that I thought were loyal turn out to not really be loyal 😭😭😭
@@CLOVER_BIRDY23 That is why I would choose the 30 million, because 30 million friends doesn't exist in any reality and it's a complete waste of time... enjoy the money xddd
@@ObeseGorilla229 no , not at all actually. I am from a family where all the people i see be my parents my siblings or cousins everyone have their own buisness or working on some start-up and being surrounded by that. I learn a lot and i am really into that field and it is pretty patent for me to actual "interfere" with curiousity into their buisness world. i don't own a business and i am still a student.
If you want to go to all you need around 1 sec per friend and that every day, not including people from 29 February who probs gonna gonna do a birthday party on other days
@@aubrey_raeann I mean loyalty has to go both ways tho. if you naturally have 30 million “loyal” friends you would probably have to maintain that relationship and be loyal to them. that’s what loyalty is! otherwise they are just 30 million zombies that blindly accept everything u do, no? Lol
They also will help you when you are in need. Trust is of the most expensive thing in the planet. Companies spent trillion dollars to gain trust from their customer and turning them into their loyal "friends".
Imagine 30 million broke friends calling you at once asking you for 5 bucks, and shaming you for not giving cause they been so loyal to you but you won't even give them 5 bucks.
Imagine all the 30 million friends are poor and ask you to take care of them since you are their friend. Once you refused they will turn unloyal and beat the hell out of you
@@ahahahhhahsilly true. But they are loyal. If they don't have the means for a dollar per day or whatever they wouldn't have to...but they'd try their best in other ways too.😄
Still 30 Million dollars. First I wouldn't be able to handle 30 million friends. And second I wouldn't want to be president or start a business with 30 million bucks. Plus: why would I need more than 30 million bucks?
@@aminewadi5294 u didn't understand what I mean... I am not even in contact with my friends like from 3 months and talk with besties twice a week only 😅..... 30 million friends are just out of my league ..
@@anamika9924 loyal yes but I bet even your most loyal friend won't buy a chocolate to you everyday... Let's be more realistic here. The video said LOYAL and not slaves... They still have the word freedom even tho they are loyal. Being loyal doesn't mean you have to buy your friends business product everyday.
If you want them to keep being loyal you have to spend time with them and be loyal to them too . If my best friend had one more best friend I would feel sad mad and imagine having millions of enemy
Also, if she spent 1 minute with each of them, she would spend 30,000,000 minutes=500,000 hours= 20,833.333 days= 57.077 years aproximately. Add the time she needs to live and to meet them and she's dead
You don’t need to appease your friends. If they take issue, drop the weight. It’s liberating. You’ll be a significantly better you, though it takes time. I promise.
Dude really waited her entire life just to answer that question🙈😂💀 Edit 1:omg MOM GET YOU CAMERA YOUR MISTAKE IS FAMOUS😃🥳 (Thc 4 da likes btw, i appreciate it) (And yes i liked my own comment)
Well at that point you 150 million the president's how do I put it free holidays yea let's say that. You got atleast 30 million a day coming in even if you can't give it all straight up which with that amount of money is understandable you can wait until you got enough to pay the rest. Now if you're smart would get your 30 million friends as your PR stunt getting them to do the advert for you with positive reviews no need to make adverts when you got all of those promoting it on social media which just brings more money not to mention it's a chocolate bar made by a company owned by a president you can lean on that for more recognition get product placements at your events which in turn means more money. Now obviously you've to be a good president at that point but considering Biden is the current one on terms of US wise which most likely this is from (it could be other nations with presidents like Australia) you couldn't exactly do any worse right
"30 million loyal friends" "why?" "cause I'm lonely ;-;" IF some one says "ofc you are lonely look at your name and pfp" no one care about that cause this comment is relatable af ;-; Edit: changed my name and pfp cause I get bullied due to the pfp
I asked my dad this question he says he doesn’t want 30million loyal friends cause he doesn’t want to memorize their names 😂 Edit: OMG thanks so much for the 1.4k! I'mma just tell mAh dad he's a genius 😮💨😁
He'll ask his 30 million friend to give him $5 and And 30Million multiplied by 5 = $150Million and he will open a factory and the chocolate price is $1 so 30Million Customers everyday, so he'll earn $30Million daily and there is 30 years in 10957.5 days in 30 years so he'll generate $328B 875Million, So the richest person in the world 😳
nah, imagine having to maintain your relationship with each of them.. edit; ALR HOLY CRAP- 1k LIKES IN LIKE 5 DAYS? TY TY. [ik im being that person but- thank you. And let me do a bit of explaning here. It depends on how loyal the friends are. I mean, 30 million is hard. Tbh it would take so long to chat with them individually.. edit 2: When i made this post, i didint expect it to get so many likes. Then, 1k people individually liked my post. So, i didint really put too much effort into the post. But, if you said ''I have 29m+ friends'' they would probaly get father away from you, assuming they dont beleive you. I might explain this more later.
ayt what about 1 Ukraine but you have some financial retributions or no Ukraine but you really feel like you should have 1 Ukraine before you get too old to be president?
As an introvert 30 million loyal friends would be death sentence 💀
fr
Frrrr
Frrr
Not me 😑
Stc if yu were an introvert you wouldn’t commment
When you ask your overthinking friend a simple question:
Or How To Milk Your Friends Out Of Money And Favours.
So damn true… literally me! Except I tend to overthink in a negative way that stresses me out… like what if those 30 million friends that I thought were loyal turn out to not really be loyal 😭😭😭
@@CLOVER_BIRDY23 That is why I would choose the 30 million, because 30 million friends doesn't exist in any reality and it's a complete waste of time... enjoy the money xddd
It would take 2 lives to ask them 5$.
Nah it's called intelligence
When u ask business question to an entrepreneur 😂
Or to a business minded or related person 😏
Yes
@@ObeseGorilla229 no
@@ObeseGorilla229 no , not at all actually.
I am from a family where all the people i see be my parents my siblings or cousins everyone have their own buisness or working on some start-up and being surrounded by that. I learn a lot and i am really into that field and it is pretty patent for me to actual "interfere" with curiousity into their buisness world. i don't own a business and i am still a student.
So true 🤣
She is like saying:"Work smarter not harder "😂😂
Fr😂
Nah just give me the 30 million dollars
Ikr😂😂
Yep You got that right bro. 😂🔥🔥😍😍
Bro got more friends than the population of Finland...
💀 why Finland tho?
Lithuania with its 2.8 mil population 👁👄👁
😂😂
@Warda Adow why not?
My ex is from Finland, why did u remind me bitch 😔
the only bad thing is all the birthday parties you gotta go too 💀
CONGRATS YOU DON'T HAVE TO COOK DINNER CAUSE YOU ARE ALWAYS INVITED🤣, and if you don't go then too no drama as they are loyal
Well you would be busy every day
If you want to go to all you need around 1 sec per friend and that every day, not including people from 29 February who probs gonna gonna do a birthday party on other days
The cake would be good tho
imagine how many times they would call a day
I asked my grandma this question and she said “30 million dollars because it’s hard enough to get one loyal friend” 😂
Lolll
She ain’t wrong though😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
she wont have to GET the loyal friends, she'll be GIVEN loyal friends like free tissues
Whaha your grandma understands life
You're a few steps ahead of all the MBA grads. Salute!!
☺️ -: the step😂
Me being introvert and I can't stand having more than 5 friends: wtv I'm choosing the 30M cash
Yup, same. Way too much work texting and calling 30 million friends. My 5-7 good ones and some I see occasionally are enough already.
@@xman7695 just make a group chat with all ur friends or a discord and make an announcement askin for money, ez
@Nepulate yeah but you have to invite each of them to that stuff. Not exactly easy
@@lfcYNWA_486 invite one, tell them to invite people, do that for everyone and it would take less than ten mins
same
bro ain’t no way I’m maintaining a relationship with 30 million people.
But if they’re loyal then they would respect your decision while still being your friend
@@aubrey_raeann I mean loyalty has to go both ways tho. if you naturally have 30 million “loyal” friends you would probably have to maintain that relationship and be loyal to them. that’s what loyalty is! otherwise they are just 30 million zombies that blindly accept everything u do, no? Lol
What if all of them don’t have any money and aren’t U.S. citizens.
@@matthewstupecki9374 good point, so true! but who said we all live in the u.s. lol
Lol 😂
imagine remembering 30 million names 💀
😂😂 it'd be an headache
that's 3× population of my country 💀
@@therealanna9881nah💀
@@therealanna9881 what country? mine has the population of a billion....
@sahasrachakram my country problem has less than a million lmao
Legends say she is still asking her friends for 5 dollars☠️
Yeah I was thinking that tooo
fr tho😅
The real problem would be how much time you spend asking your friends for money
Texting all 30,000,000 friends for money 💀💀💀
U can put it on your story and they will see it because they are loyal
@@ZoeMcConnell-dm1kcyeah 😂
Bro that one group chat amirite
(Select all) option left the chat
use the send to all
Imagine getting 30million notifications of getting 5$💀💀
Nah ☠️☠️☠️
Just turn the notifications off 😂
Nooo I would die
O hel nahh,💀💀
At my WhatsApp if I don't check my notifications theese can be millions
Ok, but imagine having to contact 30 million separate people just for $5 from each of them.
You would have a group chat.
@@audreydufour8934 what messenger can provide that opportunity to have so many people in one chat?
@mordafrey I was thinking the same thing
@@elinaevans666 Discord or smth idk
@@belgik oh, so i should sign up there
Or probably Telegram can
when your friends want a refund 💀💀💀
And they vant 1000 each
😂
When the loyal friends are broke-
They wouldn't be that broke to give you 5 dollar 😂😂
Even If they gave him 1 dollar its already 30 million 😂
Broke people can't even give $1-5??
Lol imagine
@@shwetayaduvanshi9376 I am😭
Loyalty is not giving money it’s standing by your side when moments are tough and never betraying your trust
Exactly!
They also will help you when you are in need. Trust is of the most expensive thing in the planet. Companies spent trillion dollars to gain trust from their customer and turning them into their loyal "friends".
Imagine the 30million friends ask you $5 each💀💀
Oof
Th1ng has left the group*
You just say no, it's that easy
@@karafrantz4347 I promise I’m not trying to be rude but I think some ppl like to go into description 😆
@@qur3sh1 I don't see how to find that is rude but ok
She’s been waiting for this moment her whole life
Her next & after life too☺️
Imagine 30 million broke friends calling you at once asking you for 5 bucks, and shaming you for not giving cause they been so loyal to you but you won't even give them 5 bucks.
Who said you're loyal to them? 😂
They always going through it, right lol?
I mean technically because they brought chocolate from you everyday then you could give it back since you have the money now-
My guy waited for that question his whole life💀💀💀
Edit: MOM IM FAMOUSSSS
FR THO
Yeah 👹👹👹
I know right
Lol
Her: making all this money
Taxes: Gimmie Dat 💵💰
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When your 30 million loyal friends got snapped by thanos 💀
🤏
Bro was born ready for this💀
This is actually copied
Though there are like 1500 videos with the same script and most of them have more likes than the original
When her mum gave birth she was ready
When your loyal friends are broke 💀
Dawg it’s 5 dollars
@@thatoneasianchong what if their homles dawg
@@anisakurtoviq970 Then have rich loyal friends
@@anisakurtoviq970 homlessppl have more than 5 dollers
@user-hg5dq2hd4moh wait💀
Imagine all the 30 million friends are poor and ask you to take care of them since you are their friend. Once you refused they will turn unloyal and beat the hell out of you
Yea they didn’t say they all had decent amount of money or not
Uh fr is a loyal friend that broke af that they don’t got a simple 6 dollars 💵💵💵💵💵💵
Bro for real got nothin’
LOL
Don't say anywhere that you're friends with them, just that they're loyal friends with you, that's it...
most likely the reality
Bro imagine how long how it will take to send a message to 30 MILLION people 💀
Social media? 🤨
Imagine how long it takes to ask all of them for $5
Bruh it’s 2022 who tf gonna ask 30m friends, just create groups or online platform, ask them to send via online transactions
@@leesuor11 ye and once again imagine having to add 30mil ppl to a
group..
@@leesuor11 it's 2022🐸
@@leesuor11 u time travelled or smthng?!!
@@leesuor11 homie livin in the past 😆
Next day
*30 million text messages arrive*
Then
“ why don’t you answer my texts?? “
But they're loyal 😉
Lol
@@ahahahhhahsilly true. But they are loyal. If they don't have the means for a dollar per day or whatever they wouldn't have to...but they'd try their best in other ways too.😄
You don't see me as a friend at all!😁
@@theinfinitegrid7356 idk wtf you consider as a friend
"I'd rather have 30 million loyal friends so I could exploit their loyalty for my own gain."
LOL
i mean… should i feel guilty? coz i do
Welcome to Earth.
So u would take the 30 million when u have the chance to make more
Rich people are doing it right now
No i would be dead typing/saying "Can you give me 5 bucks" to THIRTY MILLION friends..☠️😆💗
Ever heard of forwarding texts
Well just hire a servant for 500$ to type and send it to them and u can give the servant money after ur friends give it to you
Still 30 Million dollars. First I wouldn't be able to handle 30 million friends. And second I wouldn't want to be president or start a business with 30 million bucks. Plus: why would I need more than 30 million bucks?
As an introvert and a lazy person.. I am ok with 30 million dollars 😌😂
Exactly
I thought the same, the ideia of having to maintain 30M friends and having them texting me every day. 😶🌫️
Sameee
i mean u could get the two of them if u just asked for 1 dollar from ur 30 milllion friends u ll have 30 m dollar nd 30 million loyal friends
@@aminewadi5294 u didn't understand what I mean... I am not even in contact with my friends like from 3 months and talk with besties twice a week only 😅..... 30 million friends are just out of my league ..
I would’ve gone for the money since 30milion loyal friends is way too much people to deal with🤭
Same like I really don’t got that much time
Many**
agreed that's gonna be a lot of people to ask
Imagine the events you're going to be holding🤦🏻♀️
Fucking same
pov: *takes rest of the life asking each 30million people for money*
😂😂
Well you already have the best chocolate factory
You can just tweet and ask all the friends at once
😢
My dude just make a group chat😂😂😂😂
So intelligent 🤓🤓. Bro, he planed everything in 2 secs!!!
Never let them know your next move… THE 30 MILLION FRIENDS ARE BROKE 💀💀
bro 5 dollars isn't alot neither is 1 dollar
@@ofnram2160 so what? Can’t you have 30 million friends living in the streets?
(Not saying that’s a real situation)
@@sultanabegum495 they atleast have 1 dollar or a penny
@@ofnram2160 but she asked them to buy it every day, so it adds up
@@idotheido1410 I would ask for 2 dollars each per month
I would never have the time or energy to ask 30 million people to buy chocolate from me lol
Just bcc an email
An insta post because if they are loyal they will look
@@Victoria-zl1lb yeah but they're loyal so they would
@@anamika9924 loyal yes but I bet even your most loyal friend won't buy a chocolate to you everyday... Let's be more realistic here.
The video said LOYAL and not slaves... They still have the word freedom even tho they are loyal.
Being loyal doesn't mean you have to buy your friends business product everyday.
And you still have to get the ingredients for the chocolate
Dudes been waiting their whole life for this question 😂
Right
Imagine going to 30 million loyal friends birthday party 💀
If each call took you 1 minute to ask for that $5, you'd be done in just over 57 years.
Are you speaking from experience?
@@itsthegr8matt Yes. I'm well on my way to getting my 150 million using this method. 😛
Fact😂
@@Wonderfulmess2603u cant make a group with 30m people on whatsapp💀 make a discord server instead
@@Wonderfulmess2603but it would still take time to add all of them in it
She’s taking a whole lot of advantage from here loyal friends
She never said she was loyal to *them*
I just love your facial expressions, you play the parts so well! I'd take the $30M, I already have enough loyal friends! 😂
Communicating with them is the hardest part
When I ask mom something but she turns everything in a life lecture:
So true😂😂😂
Ikr, but don’t make fun of the video cuz when life gives you lemons…
@@LHR51 ʙʀᴏ ᴛғ ɪs ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ɪ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ?Tʜᴇɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ɪs ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ᴛᴇʜ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴛᴏᴏ.Uɢʜ 😑
Same here 😂 and i never get the answer for the question I asked for
Bros been waiting his whole life for this question
Bros been waiting for that her whole life😭
Bro has to message 30 million friends just to ask EVERY ONE OF THEM for 5 DOLLARS
Fr that take sooooooooooooooooooooooooo long
No he can just press send all
Just make a group chat 😂
@@Livia-catgirlliv oh yeah and take a year adding everybody to it
*asks 30M people for 5 bucks and still has time to run for president* :
And start a business
They just have to use a whatsapp gc 💀🤌
@@eathsna lag:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@fnaftsh don’t even start 💀-
bro waited for this his whole life
That's some business mindset here 😂 i love it!!!!
Gotta make 30 million chocolates again💀
He will make the 30 million friends make 10 chocolates and they are loyal so they will do it😂
I Was Abt To Say That Too
The 30 million friends has friends who doesn’t have a job and the friend will hire them
It’s all fun and games till your friends ask for their money back
“Why?”
“ Cause I barely have any friends right now.”
Omg money money money must be funny for this smart and clever girl🤑🤑🤑
Bro knows exactly what to do and how to do it 😂
Bro’s been preparing for this for his whole life 💀
If you want them to keep being loyal you have to spend time with them and be loyal to them too . If my best friend had one more best friend I would feel sad mad and imagine having millions of enemy
Also, if she spent 1 minute with each of them, she would spend 30,000,000 minutes=500,000 hours= 20,833.333 days= 57.077 years aproximately. Add the time she needs to live and to meet them and she's dead
bro i cant handle the 5 friendships i have now without worrying im not being social enough, i'd die trying to keep up 30mil friendships ugh
You don’t need to appease your friends. If they take issue, drop the weight. It’s liberating. You’ll be a significantly better you, though it takes time. I promise.
She was waiting to say that her whole life🤚🏽💀☠️☠️💀
"U really have thought of this huh?"
Me: Well this is what i do wen i DONT FALL ASLEEP AT NIGHT
I fall asleep in class and then I stress over what I missed so I don't sleep...
Loyal friends are really hard to find and are extremely rare and 1 loyal friend is already more than enough.
HOPE THAT HELPS❤😊
Dude really waited her entire life just to answer that question🙈😂💀
Edit 1:omg MOM GET YOU CAMERA YOUR MISTAKE IS FAMOUS😃🥳
(Thc 4 da likes btw, i appreciate it)
(And yes i liked my own comment)
Moral of the story: The only currency in this world is respect.
or better said connections
Imagine each of your friends ask you back for $10.
telling them no is so hard to do
Imagine giving them 20$
Well at that point you 150 million the president's how do I put it free holidays yea let's say that. You got atleast 30 million a day coming in even if you can't give it all straight up which with that amount of money is understandable you can wait until you got enough to pay the rest. Now if you're smart would get your 30 million friends as your PR stunt getting them to do the advert for you with positive reviews no need to make adverts when you got all of those promoting it on social media which just brings more money not to mention it's a chocolate bar made by a company owned by a president you can lean on that for more recognition get product placements at your events which in turn means more money. Now obviously you've to be a good president at that point but considering Biden is the current one on terms of US wise which most likely this is from (it could be other nations with presidents like Australia) you couldn't exactly do any worse right
@@dennisgoatimer1079 Biden is the greatest president ever
@@rosslefave5877 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
THIS IS SOOOO SMART!
Girl is gonna take like 69,420 years to ask then all 💀
We should learn something from her how to make plans😂
Your loyal friends do be asking you to pay them back 💀
That's what the chocolate factory is for.
😂😂
Sounds legit I see no flaws here😊
"30 million loyal friends"
"why?"
"cause I'm lonely ;-;"
IF some one says "ofc you are lonely look at your name and pfp" no one care about that cause this comment is relatable af ;-;
Edit: changed my name and pfp cause I get bullied due to the pfp
This🥲
Same🪦🏴☠️😵☠️💀
Me to
Same
🗿 relatable
"Sorry i cant am broke"😂
The question is that how are you going to make 30 millions chocolates every day? 🤔
It’s a chocolate factory
Instant chocolate man 👏🏼
Get the 30 million friends to work for you
@@vww299 yeeee
She asked 150 millions b4 so ...
Charlie know how.
she waited her whole life for that question 😂😂
I asked my dad this question he says he doesn’t want 30million loyal friends cause he doesn’t want to memorize their names 😂
Edit: OMG thanks so much for the 1.4k! I'mma just tell mAh dad he's a genius 😮💨😁
🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahaha😂🤣
He has a point you know 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@robotroblox5388 fr lmao
Your dad is a superior being
She is a literal Megamind 😳😂
Bro took “everyone is your friend” to another level. She got like, half the population already 😂
Bro half of the population would be 4 billion and 30 mill would be half the population of Italy and South Africa
@@katherineliddy3445 uh no the population is actually 60 million
@@hi-tk1cp huh
in a country or in the world?
@katherineliddy3445 bro it's a joke
I would be just happy having so much friends 😂
"would you rather have 30 million dollars or 30 million loyal friends?"
"30 million loyal friends"
"Why?"
"For money and votes"
Dude has been waiting for someone to ask him thia for his hole life 😂
whole*
Bro took billionaire to another level 💀💀
He'll ask his 30 million friend to give him $5 and And 30Million multiplied by 5 = $150Million and he will open a factory and the chocolate price is $1 so 30Million Customers everyday, so he'll earn $30Million daily and there is 30 years in 10957.5 days in 30 years so he'll generate $328B 875Million, So the richest person in the world 😳
Smart dude
I love the idea❤❤❤❤❤
IRS:I'm about to end this girl whole career.
Lol
whole world is still exists and also friends. And US doesn t want to lose rich peopleso it is not that easy
Mate, my friends are loyal but they aint giving me a single CENT
nah, imagine having to maintain your relationship with each of them..
edit; ALR HOLY CRAP- 1k LIKES IN LIKE 5 DAYS? TY TY.
[ik im being that person but- thank you. And let me do a bit of explaning here.
It depends on how loyal the friends are. I mean, 30 million is hard.
Tbh it would take so long to chat with them individually..
edit 2:
When i made this post, i didint expect it to get so many likes.
Then, 1k people individually liked my post.
So, i didint really put too much effort into the post.
But, if you said ''I have 29m+ friends'' they would probaly get father away from you, assuming they dont beleive you.
I might explain this more later.
UNDERATED-
Your name says it all
Ikr
You would have to be supernatural
u dont have to be loyal, only the friends 🤷🏼♀️
Awesome!!!! Thank you for the teaching and for the laugh😂
Yep but amazing how things don’t work out like that lol 😆
Imagine to save their numbers..Would take years lmao 😂😂😭
Bruh imagine how much years I would take to do anything she just said……💀💀💀💀
yea😊
Yup thats right
Respect 🫡
She really said "why? " 💀
I thought she would've said "I'd let them work for free at my chocolate factory" 😂😂
Alright, Willy Wonka.
@@jacobkleinsasser5658 I don’t think Wonka has 30 million Oompa Loompa’s 😂
@@henryslager9406 it's impossible to tell.
Money is everything on a whole new level
Money is the only way to have true freedom FROM people.
Love the way you think partner.😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤
Problematically forgetting that friendship is a two-way street... who in the world has time to maintain 30 million friendships? Nobody. That's who.
I do
Bro I’d have to make a freaking group chat to talk to all of them- you ain’t catching me texting all of them one by one 💀
Ive seen this concept a million times already. And everyone uses the same sound.....
ayt what about 1 Ukraine but you have some financial retributions or no Ukraine but you really feel like you should have 1 Ukraine before you get too old to be president?
They r on RUclips so ofc they r gonna follow trends..... 🔪🔪
under rated.
She has been waiting for this time all her life😂😅😅😅💀💀☠️☠️
This how people with business mind answer questions and i mean same 😂
Wow, you can look pretty and lip sync, I’m so impressed!!